[ home / rules / faq / search ] [ overboard / sfw / alt ] [ leftypol / edu / labor / siberia / lgbt / latam / hobby / tech / games / anime / music / draw / AKM / ufo / 420 ] [ meta ] [ wiki / shop / tv / tiktok / twitter / patreon ] [ GET / ref / marx / booru ]

/siberia/ - Off-topic

"No chin, no right to speak."
Name
Options
Subject
Comment
Flag
File
Embed
Password(For file deletion.)

Check out our new store at shop.leftypol.org!


 

>your mom decided to go on tons of cosmetic surgeries
>she now looks like a beautiful busty babe
>the surgeries terminally fucked up her health
>she's now on her deathbed
>her last wish is to sit on your face

what do you do

it is concerning that you would imagine these events one after the other

>>827140
very cool, but what would u do in this scenario???

only thing you can do is accept it and spend her final moment with you.


>>827140
You are small

wait a minute. I read the whole thread this time. What is wrong with you?

>>827147
>>827140
y did i not get this pearl clutchy reaction when I made the thread about dads clapping their sons cheeks on their deathbed??? curious

grab the pillow and establish dominance

I'd tell her the doctors told her not to leave her bed and then spend the rest of my days masturbating to the thought of what could have been.

File: 1790496637459-8.jpg (123.61 KB, 903x507, 347564967549643067.jpg)

>>827148
You made a thread about dads clapping their sons cheeks on their deathbed?

>>827144
Respect her wishes of course.

>>827148
Almost like getting sit down on and getting clapped aren't the same thing at all.
Inb4
>but they both have sexual connotations!!!!

>>827240
<inb4: valid argument that i'm not going to address because… because it's bad, trust me!

>>827240
they are not connotations bro


Unique IPs: 10

[Return][Go to top] [Catalog] | [Home][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[ home / rules / faq / search ] [ overboard / sfw / alt ] [ leftypol / edu / labor / siberia / lgbt / latam / hobby / tech / games / anime / music / draw / AKM / ufo / 420 ] [ meta ] [ wiki / shop / tv / tiktok / twitter / patreon ] [ GET / ref / marx / booru ]