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Productive forces have advanced to the point where every girl should have a BBL by now.
If you're a girl, and you don't have a BBL—you are lumpen. Absolutely no excuse.

Are bbls strong? Like if you sat down real hard would it pop?

I lk want one but some people say they kinda smelly
i hope it's just a myth tho

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>>828450
Generally very soft. It's only hard shortly after the procedure.

>>828453
No I mean can they withstand physical activity? Like if o got a bbl could I still do stuff? What's the point of a fat ass of it can't take some damage

>>828452
fr? Maybe it's like necrosis or something cause they got too much ass and the skin can't heal

>>828441
>Productive forces have advanced to the point where every girl should have a BBL by now.
>If you're a girl, and you don't have a BBL—you are lumpen. Absolutely no excuse.
Do you hate foids or something? Fuck off with that retarded uncanny scalpel shit turning them into lollipop legs and chest balls and shit.

Foids are pretty hot in their diversity anyway but they wouldn't understand it because they're dumb and jealous and shit. Creepy doctors, fuck.

>>828452
You can try but none of that shit will ever turn you into a real Cuban, ever. Just saying that out of realism, you know? You can only ever be born and raised a real authentic Cuban.

BBC going inside of white pussy to completion

>>828488
Lansky war

Obsession with physical appearance is bourgeois decadence and you should be shot for making this thread

>>828497
The bullet bounces off my ridiculous clapcakes and kills the executioner

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>>828452
Mostly myth.
>>828479
>No I mean can they withstand physical activity?
Yes. The injected fat becomes no different from the natural fat.
>>828486
Cheeklet foid or moid simp? Call it.
>>828497
Cheeklet cope.

there will be no need for BBL once we've collectivized all cock

BBLs are disgusting

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>>828526
Dicklet cope

BBLs can get you killed. It is a very dangerous procedure

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>>828534
>BBLs can get you killed.
So does drinking too much water, uygha. Don't be a pussy.

These are disgusting just like fake boobs. Clearly productive forces haven't developed enough.

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>>828530
huge dicker reporting in actually, its like having sex with an obese person just like inches of plastic that has no feeling for her to part thru before you can get to the HOLES

give me women built for speed

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>>828541
BBL lovers be like 'bro you're just a dicklet if you dont want to fuck this'

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>>828541
>huge dicker reporting in actually

>>828545
my willy is like 40 inches big chuddy

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>>828546
willy means clitty
LIE EXPOSED!!!!!!!!!!


>>828452
If the asscrack is deeper, then it mechanically need a more torough cleaning and most don't bother i suppose.

>>828548
>posts failed rapper uygha that got cucked by his bald wife
LMFAOOOOOO dicklet confirmed!!!

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>>828553
imagine trying to sit on a bar stool with that thing goddam

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>>828555
Don't tempt me with a good time

>pursuing what looks good on instagram instead of what is good for actual sex life

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>>828558
What's good on Instagram is what people want lol
>NOOOO its muh personality
Pathetic.

>>828534
>BBLs can get you killed. It is a very dangerous procedure
Yes, that's why I don't fuck with lollipop legs. It's a 'tard tell and fake boobs are a capitalist hatejob for porn cattle. I like naturals so I'd take both cute cheeklets and endowed foids. Fatties are manhating nihilist shits so that's that.

>>828518
>Cheeklet foid or moid simp? Call it.
^ This guy quoted here shoots on pussy, with flesh tearing flammable flechette rounds.

>>828555
>imagine trying to sit on a bar stool with that thing goddam
Flip the stool and the OP is suddenly interested

>>828591
>Yes, that's why I don't fuck with lollipop legs.
Water and food can also kill you. You also "don't fuck with" water and food?
>It's a 'tard tell and fake boobs are a capitalist hatejob for porn cattle.
Also applies to water and food. The "capitalist hatejob" is only responding to demand, i.e., what people want.
>cute cheeklets
Non-existent.
>Fatties are manhating nihilist shits so that's that.
Buzzwords.

>>828441
BBLs are beyond lumpen, literally a procedure only meant to improve your sexual value I curse anyone who performs such thing and even those who get it done.

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>>828591
>This guy quoted here shoots on pussy, with flesh tearing flammable flechette rounds.

>>828618
Those curves don't start and end in the right places because she wasn't born like that.

>>828621
Are you ethnically autistic?

>>828624
>Those curves don't start and end in the right places because she wasn't born like that.
Who cares how she was born? Muh natural beauty is reactionary.

>>828624
I'm ethnically proletarian and I'm correct

>>828618
>>828625
what if girl was obese but only on her ass

NO!!!

>>828625
>Who cares how she was born?
Everyone.

>>828627
>what if girl was obese but only on her ass
She got a bright future behind her

>>828629
more like a smelly one

>>828621
>literally a procedure only meant to improve your sexual value
That's a good thing.
>>828627
>what if girl was obese but only on her ass
She would make millions on OnlyFans while lumpen moids foot the bill. Queen shit.
>>828628
Literally nobody cares about muh natural beauty.

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>>828632
>the people who find a woman's sexual value increases with a BBL

>>828633
>That's a good thing.
That shit injures women, fuck that shit!

>>828633
>Literally nobody cares about muh natural beauty.
Retards, retards all of them. BBLs are a mockery of the real thing.

>>828634
Except girls with BBLs are in high demand and make millions on OnlyFans, while the Bogdanoff brothers are dead moids who were memed on.

>>828637
hitler and ed sheeran are popular as well doesnt make it good faggot

>>828637
Lollipop shin to ass ratio

What does BBL stands for anyway?

>>828641
>What does BBL stands for anyway?
BraBziLlian

>>828636
>That shit injures women
Water can injure you if you're reckless. Are you opposed to water as well? Find a good surgeon and STFU, faggot.
>BBLs are a mockery of the real thing.
Muh real thing!! Nobody gives a fuck about "real" beauty, retard. Most girls already put on a pound of makeup whenever they go out.
>>828639
Those figures fulfilled a certain type of demand either way. BBLs fulfills the beauty demand.
>>828640
And yet, she's made millions while we're both arguing on internet forums. Cleary she's very sexy.

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>>828643
bro who cares if some balloon arse model has made money you seem personally invested in this

>>828644
>who cares if some balloon arse model has made money
She's a good case study on what the demand for female beauty is. To de-commodify beauty, BBL surgeries must be universal to all women.
You can cope about she's "ugly" all you want, but 99% of men would cheat on their partners with her if given the chance (they don't because the average moid has basically zero purchasing power in the dating marketplace).

>>828643
>And yet, she's made millions while we're both arguing on internet forums. Cleary she's very sexy.
Half the people are lower than average intelligence by definition. They're fulfilled by chatting with AI pornbots with lollipop ass.

>>828672
Proves my point. People are paying millions of dollars to talk to an AI or some porn agency just because she has an amazing BBL.

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>>828677
>Proves my point. People are paying millions of dollars to talk to an AI or some porn agency just because she has an amazing BBL.
Another lollipop butt that doesn't want to lift. It's like those brown synthol guys and the women that are into them. I would rather pay or watch the porn than date the stupid ones.

>>828681
Meh. You're coping.

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>women be like: I need to get a big butt so the boys will like me
>boy be like: I just want a girl to like me

>>828698
>I just want a girl to like me
Only imaginary friends like you like that you silly

BBLs stink literally, the fat necrotizes.

>>828710
>BBLs stink literally, the fat necrotizes.
Post evidence

>>828710
If necrosis starts, stench should be the least of thoses girls worries.

>>828713
>>828714
These retards think getting a BBL is a death sentence because a lot of women cheap out and get the surgery done by some unsanitary slumlord doctor in his favela.

>>828719
>These retards think getting a BBL is a death sentence because a lot of women cheap out and get the surgery done by some unsanitary slumlord doctor in his favela.
Well apart from getting injected with bathroom caulk, there is a real risk with every surgery. Extreme body mods are an idiot tell.

>>828721
>getting injected with bathroom caulk
That's not what happens. A BBL removes fat from the girl's stomach via liposuction and injects it into her ass. Literally a win-win situation: a snatched waist and a bigger ass.
>Extreme body mods are an idiot tell.
Nothing extreme about it.

>>828724
>That's not what happens.
Just search

>>828710
as someone who has intimate relationship with dead fat, this anon is not wrong

>>828725
I've extensively researched Brazilian Butt Lifts during my long-hour gooning sessions. You have no idea what you're talking about. You're conflating BBLs with butt implants.
>>828710
>>828727
Embolisms and necrosis only occurs if the surgeon is retarded and injects the fat straight into the girl's glutes, rather than just under the skin.

>>828732
>if the surgeon is retarded and injects the fat straight into the girl's glutes
Fuck! I just felt that in my bones hahaha. Poor foids!

>>828734
Yeah, bitches that cheap out on the surgery deserve it. That's why BBLs should be part of Medicare.


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