He was sitting at a desk in the back of this college classroom where I was taking a course. I knew he didn't speak English but I approached him anyways and tried to explain what I knew about communism, how the USSR was state capitalist and how the peasantry wasn't really proletarianized. At the end he laughed, said something unintelligible in Italian and offered me some tuna salad from a can he was eating from. I tried some and it was stringy but not that bad.
Then I woke up