>put on a playlist called "focus"
>immediately get distracted
>open 47 tabs to research one thing
>forget what the original thing was
>set a reminder to do something
>get reminded and decide now isn't a good time
>walk into a room with purpose
>become a background character
>buy a planner to get organized
>lose planner within 24 hours
>brain says we should sleep
>remember an embarrassing thing from 2009
>start cleaning room
>find a cable of unknown purpose and spend 3 hours identifying it
>put phone down to focus
>pick up phone to check if i put it down
>have 17 unfinished projects
>start an 18th to avoid thinking about them
>make a to-do list
>add "make a to-do list" to the to-do list to feel productive
>someone says "just do it"
>thanks, my neurological disorder is cured
>spend 40 minutes choosing background music
>work for 6 minutes
>finally get into a productive flow
>someone asks me a question
>remember i need groceries
>come home with snacks, a candle, and no groceries
>set 12 alarms to wake up early
>develop the ability to sleep through anything
>open fridge
>stare into the abyss
>close fridge
>repeat until enlightenment
>decide to get my life together
>first step is watching 3 hours of videos about getting my life together
>read the same sentence 14 times
>still don't know what language it's in
>someone tells me a story
>brain starts playing the windows shutdown sound halfway through
>finally remember why i opened my laptop
>laptop needs an update
>have one important email to send
>mentally draft it for 9 business days
>try to explain something
>start at the beginning
>somehow end up explaining the history of electricity
>take medication and wait for it to kick in
>spend the next hour hyperfixating on whether it's working
>say "i'll do it in five minutes"
>invent an entirely new calendar system
>get distracted while getting distracted
>forget what distracted me from what
>put everything in a safe place
>never see those objects again
>decide to reward myself after finishing a task
>reward myself before starting the task
>have a conversation in my head
>lose the argument
>finally sit down to relax
>remember 36 things i should be doing
>become obsessed with a new hobby
>buy $300 worth of supplies
>hobby discontinued by management
>try to go to bed early
>brain opens a 24-hour think tank
>someone says "you have so much potential"
>yeah it's all in storage
>clean desk to improve productivity
>find old receipt
>begin investigating a purchase from 2017
>brain has 900 horsepower
>transmission is made of wet cardboard
>>837270get an adhd diagnosis
my ADHD is different than OP, it's more like
>need to focus on work
>do chores and physical labor instead because it makes my body feel better and makes me happier
>catch up with work later
>dont get enough sleep
My attention span is too short to read all this.
wow you're so quirky wholesome relatable neurodivergent
shoots you in the head
>>837270>get reminded and decide now isn't a good timeWorst part in all of this, no you fuck you do it when the alarm ring, unless you're gonna shit yourself or something
<ok but I need to search for music to put in the backgroundNo, you put the headphones down
>>837289nobody neurotypical would type something like this. the neurotypical working class women of color who work at the local autism child care center are the kindest and most empathetic people I have ever met, while you are probably a self-loathing neurodivergent who would join the fascist eugenicists in torturing and raping your own kind.
>>837287What is the relation between chad and flies?
>>837301idk, I think people are starting to associate gigachad and NEETdom, and NEETs are messy and have food trash, and therefore flies. so the flies are their friends, and if they get big enough they can ride them and do 9/11 at the LinkedIn HQ