Post Burgerpunk
>>1335I’m gonna admit
Watching troops fail to keep one lady down along with more running around in shitty camp shooting and driving randomly seemingly without targeting anything was pretty funny.
Looks less like police brutality and more like kindergarten kids fighting other kindergarten kids when you actually stop to analyze what’s going on
>>1341yep that's the one, god bless the united states
>>1340No way I'm clicking play on that abomination ever LMAO
>>1348Biden is pretty funny too, the fact that a dude this senile and brainrotted became president is surreal lol, but it still doesn't really top Trump
>>1349Clown timeline if that happens lmao
>>1341THATS THE ONE I WAS LOOKING FOR LAST WEEK.
Thanks.
>>1355>>1356Imagine being a fucking invitee to the White House and being used to extravagant chef-prepared meals
and then THIS FUCKER gives you $10 shitburgers that probably don't even look like the ad image.
>>1363Because porky wants them to focus on minor, far away, or entirely made-up issues.
Who owns the press? The 1%, the owner class. Where do they get their information from? The government. Who controls the government? The 1%, the owner class.
>>1328Very good montage, but why are there none of these brutality montages that I've seen yet with this clip of Jaleel Stallings being assaulted after an unambiguous indisputable surrender?
(Unfortunately can't find an unedited version right now but this video does the job despite destroying the money-shot clip of the approach and running head kick and a full half minute of them beating him while he says he's trying to put hand behind back)
>>1318During perestroika reformers promised we're gonna live just like in USA
Turns out they weren't lying
>>1394The true american dream.
Dog bles my hamburgueers
>>1390They should have used nails honestly.
Only real christians get crucified with nails and also whipped more than once in eastern holidays.
>>1397This is the burgerpunk thread.
Is that video not a good example of capitalism in decay?
>>1399I don't get your point.
Are you saying that the capitalist system isn't at least partially responsible for the drugs pandemic in the US and the decline of Detroit?
>>1442that asshole did it for too long, you only need to do it for a second.
now the dude probably has just a blob on his chest
>>1412The funniest parts to me is that fact the bus was only going 60 and people are being flung all over the place and how our protagonist is wearing a fake moustache and hopes he
did not fool the security cameras.
>>1349PLEASE
Trump made politics interesting as everything within Us' sphere of influence became incomprehensibly retarded.
>>1337ngl, I definitely would both of them tbh
>>1436Nah, deepfried mars bar is more of a Scottish thing lmao
>>1446>Man, I never knewKek
Meng Hao walked into the McDonald's. The cultivator taking his order gave a derisive snort, but Meng Hao did not really care, because he had repressed his aura down to the Single Patty Realm, and a fool would not be able to tell his true level of burger eating.
"Give me… a Happy Meal!"
The cultivator's face flickered before he finally regained his composure and laughed. "You couldn't afford a Happy Meal. Get lost! Don't you see that there are Double Quarter Pounder Realm eaters waiting behind you?"
Meng Hao slapped his bag of holding and threw 80 billion spirit McDonald's coupons onto the counter, causing an earthquake which demolished half of the restaurant. Everyone dropped their jaws. None could see how this was possible!
"I'll take that Happy Meal with a side order of fries, " Meng Hao said. He was as calm as the ocean in a painting of an insanely calm ocean. "And let me see your manager!"
The cashier cultivator coughed up a mouthful of ketchup. He simply could not handle Meng Hao's killing intent, because he was only at the Quarter Pounder with Cheese realm himself. Even though Meng Hao had suppressed his aura, because he had cultivated the Heavenly Burgin' Qi, this was enough to kill people a few levels higher if he truly wanted.
It was then that another man which a much more fierce aura stepped forward. "You dare make trouble here?"
"P… Patriarch Hamburglar!"
Patriarch Hamburglar was 99 cents of the way into the Big Mac Realm, plus tax! Meng Hao was pushed back two feet, knocking over a soda machine. Powerade Mountain Berry Blast geysered outward, killing several onlookers.
Of course, Mayor McCheese saw all this happen through the window.
Meng Hao coughed up a mouthful of blood, snorted, constricted his pupils, and then his expression went calm. He unleashed the aura of 64 patties, condensed down to a 2 patty stack that could fit into his mouth!
Mayor McCheese coughed up a mouthful of cheese. His pupils constricted.
"Is this… Seeking the McRib stage??"
Meng Hao had the gentle air of a scholar, but it wouldn't stop him from killing several people in a McDonald's.
"Burger Devouring Scripture! I'm Lovin' It!"
With the first keyword of the Burger Devouring Scripture, everyone below the early Quarter Pounder With Cheese stage exploded into purple mist. The light of the immense heavenly burger shone down with the contours of a golden arch as 9 illusory burgers floated around Meng Hao's body, which is probably an important xianxia number that matches the number of lakes in some sacred Chinese province I've never heard of. But that was only a fraction of Meng Hao's power. He waved his arm, bringing forth thirty more cultivation techniques that hadn't appeared in over 400 chapters!
"Heavenly Tribulation Fries! Eastern Everburning Egg McMuffin! Fruit Smoothie Guillotine! Soul McCafe Mocha Incarnation!"
Meng Hao's expression was the same as ever as he slapped his bag of holding, and brought out his karmic ketchup packet, Fry Cook Lord medallion, seventeen different wooden time spatulas, a five-coloured resurrection coupon, the silk burger wrapper, various souls of lightning McNuggets that he may or may not still have, and his mask of the legacy of Ronald McDonald. Oh, and the image of a flying Chicken Snack Wrap dragon appeared. Remember that? It was basically his Main Thing at the start of the novel, but quietly faded into irrelevance. Until now!
All of this takes some time to describe, but actually happened in the space of only a few breaths.
"What! Impossible!"
Meng Hao wanted to summon the parrot as well, but it was too overcome with eroticism by the purple fur depicted on a nearby poster of Grimace, and was busy drilling out a glory hole straight through the poster, and the wall it was pinned to, with its strong parrot erection.
But it was more than enough. The Hamburglar's soul flew out and was absorbed into his mask! He screamed as his body was destroyed completely.
Meng Hao brushed off his robe and swept up his spirit coupons and everyone's bags of holding which probably didn't have any cool sh*t inside unless I write him into a corner later, and anyways, don't worry about it for now. He surveyed the rubble that was all that remained of the McDonald's.
"Guess I'll be taking that Happy Meal… to go!"
>>1466Go ahead
call the cops
they can't un-eat your tendies
>>1489>>1488I can't tell if you're trolling or legit retarded. Where are you from that you can't tell the difference between Europe and America?
>>1488>1Clearly not America.
>>1489>1, 2, 4 Clearly not America either.
Do you see gore and violence videos and immediately assume America?
>>1501>Americans don't do crazy bloodbath shitwhat are school shootings?
What is the US police force?
>>1507Nice to see another Connor O’malley appreciator.
If you like old decaying malls, maybe try this channel
https://youtu.be/YEa2aj9KYQA?list=PLNz4Un92pGNxQ9vNgmnCx7dwchPJGJ3IQ >>1450It's an anglo thing. Football fans in the UK started the same thing, fighting over football teams.
They just need a reason to be violent that's all, doesn't matter if it's football teams, fast food companies, or videogames.
>>1524Anon there are microplastics in everything you eat.
There is just no point in avoiding them.
>>1544AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED
COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
A PAIR OF JEANS THAT FIT JUST RIGHT
>>1567>pretentious high artdamn, that's more than I expected to hear on the street. best take by a metric tonne.
the editing is simple but effective
>>1575the gash is a hole to slip eggs through so that you can insert them into your holes
the eggs are made of jello so they can be squished into paste and safely allowed to remain inside your body as well
>>1577well the more eggs you get filled up with, the more stuffed you'll feel, which is a fetish for some. i personally have an oviposition fetish which means getting filled up with monster eggs and having little monster babies, which also correlates to it.
there are dildos which squirt cum lube into you as well. that's nice too. some of them even warm the lube up so it feels more like cum
>>1607I don’t get how can a capitalist society function in a post-scarcity situation like in WALL-E or Star Trek. How the fuck do people pay for the goods and services if it’s all automated and no longer requires employment?
Doesn’t anyone else find it ironic how a hyper capitalist mega corporation accidentally created a socialist (actually communist) society?
>>1609it certainly makes socialism easier to build, it's one of the main contradictions of capitalism and coercive laws of competition
@236249
this but sarcastically because I'm not a retard or meme ideologist with no actual politcal beliefs
>>1323WE'VE BEEN TRICKED!
This isn't actually a place people tend to live, it's a truck stop, with the photo taken down the main road. In fact, at one point they had a mayor and 0 residents.
more info:
https://teddit.net/r/notjustbikes/comments/rcgieg/come_on_babe_lets_go_to_the_stroad_together_3/That said, there are plenty of other real photos of mundanely dystopic commercialpunk roads.
>>1618You still see this kind of thing in commercial zones. There's little to no mixed-use zoning so you have to get in a car (or a bus) to get to anywhere you can buy things, and they usually look like this.
Btw, this is a major factor in delivery services becoming a big business, from Amazon to Uber Eats. It's just inconvenient as fuck to buy anything in person, much easier to outsource the last-mile transportation to a business.
>>1562is that QA pic real? holy shit.
I love this thread, seeing the USA failing and waddling in it's own shit makes me rock hard.
Sucks for the people though, I hope you can change it for the better
>>1663>>1661>>1661Taking spectacle to a whole new level
Revolting against the modern world by going to the cinema and intentionally poisoning myself lmao
>>1667The whole thing is completely absurd
Really doing their ancestors proud by sitting in a cushy movie theater for 2 hours to watch the new BASED action movie for MEN. Modernity is shaking in its boots
Is there even anything in the movie that might appeal to rightoids, besides the pagan Viking LARP? I liked Robert Eggers' other films quite a bit
>>1677they're literally just powered by pure outrage and spite, vegetarianism gets more popular so nutters are like 'we need to eat only raw beef to combat this!'
retards. if only farm subsides would end so these people would at least be paying the actual posts of this shite
>>1683KEK
do amerimutts really? imagine being this fucking obsessed lmaoooooo
>>1687lol
lmao even
i love how burgers absolutely relish in taking every available opportunity to act like a total subhuman
>>1685drink the milkshake
>>1660>>1661>>1663But I thought that the northman was a liberal shitfest and nazis were angry at it?
Spectacle is so dense I can't even keep track of it anymore
>>1693>first picthese are the results of the masculinity and the race spook
i hate americans so much it's unreal
>>1712muh GMOs
crackpot detected
>>1717this guy is a tiktok genius
take this L, cringeshitter
>>1493Fun fact: the term "one nation under God was" added to the pledge in the 1950s.
Of course, some secular mistake want it removed, angering Christian conservatives.
America has never values education at all.
In the US, people say they would feel uncomfortable with an atheist as a president.
They think atheists are literal psychopaths.
America for a first world country is surprisingly very stupid.
I blame Protestantism.
Catholics have always been more open to intellectual differences.
I honestly think American exceptionalism/entitlement is because of Protestantism
I mean literally there's white folks whom believe that any disaster that befall America is divine punishment for not being super religious. Nevermind the history of exploitation that America has done.
WASPs are soulless amoral beings.
>>1753>>1754>>1755this is what passes for a youth group in america
this is what they're doing instead of hobbies or burning down suburbs and police stations
>>1763return to tradition
Big Macs cooked in beef tallow sitting in wheat fields cradled in the bosom of a big breasted aryan maiden
>>1777>white womanFake.
Where’s the doggo?
>>1799Do you have any evidence either of those people were petit bourgeois?
some people think petit bourgeois is just a vibe and not an actual economic role under a capitalist mode of production. you can be the snootiest and most annoying lib in the world but if you don't actually do the following 3 things:
1) own means of production
2) employ others who don't
3) exploit them for their surplus labor value
then you are not petit bourgeois.
>>1798>she took a long time to get in on purposelol, why would anyone waste their own time like that
if she cancelled the ride I feel like he would have mentioned that in the video
honestly they probably both are assholes but he seems worse to me cause he's definitely very used to throwing his weight around as a big old white guy
>>273020Not really, he's just frustrated. He drove her to the location the app said and she wanted him to drive around more.
>>1797>hospitals can be giant complexes of buildingsThat's not how rideshare apps work though. Your job is to drive to where you're told by the app.
>>1800petty bourgeois is whatever I say it is so I can cynically abuse marxist theory to order executions of people who disagreed with me online
t. leninhat
>>1809That's just the Cascadia flag, anon
Not that that's much better
>>1813I never knew why PNW had so many fucking neonazis until finding out Oregon was basically founded as a white ethnostate that would whip black people 60 times a month if they didn't leave. Their constitution still had racist language in it until 2002.
I wouldn't blame the native american guy for being on edge tbh
>>1817It's 100% this
>>1818 >>1820 some idiot trying to get reactions for tiktok. People are doing stupider and stupider shit hoping it will go viral and they will get money.
Based China is accelerating collapse by eroding the social fabric further with these micro-incentives turning every waking moment into a potential reality show.
>>1821woah the chinese and epic acceleration and also the social fabric
unironically kill yourself you retarded suburbanite. you're trash and your thoughts are trash, you will never win you will always be slop shat out by the american real estate industry. you were a mistake of history
>>1814>a few thou her>cheapNo. And that's before tax, mot, upkeep for your notoriously badly made American made car, licence, training, gas.
Killl yourself you posh cunt.
>>1763beef tallow is way more healthier than canola oil
you have been duped if you think seed oils are good for you
>>1839when the lil guy cries :(
fug that bitch
>>1851I love videos like this.
The way everyone films themselves these days via tiktok and on youtube is super self-aware and expressive. It’s rare to see footage with stilted speech like this recorded that isn’t decades old.
>>1777>>1778This is the Prime Example of the racial obsession and the narcissism of the burger no matter their skin.
>YOU"RE BREATHING MY AIR, YOU FUCKING COLONIZER!Dude noone owns air, stop having such a bougie-mindset.
>>1880>america will virtue signal itself into living in sterile concrete prisons for "the planet"This is WHY haz talks about the anglo box
Break free
>>1882Its a broader critique of an inhuman "reason" guiding people to betray their intuition
>i want lawns<why>because<but it wastes resources>but i want one<but it is good for the planet to completely remove nature from human society>what?<you heard me, now get in the pod and eat the bugs, slave, we're living in the great reset rememberUtilitarianism, new atheism, "pragmatism", veganism and so on all outwardly serve the beast.
>>1885Gardens? These people dont even believe in houses
Except for porky of course
>>1890Right, yes i am schizo now bdcause i am hitting close to home?
DONT QUESTION ANYTHING CITIZEN
YOU ARE PROPERTY OF AMERICA
>>1883you're an absolute retard, the suburban american lawn is the most sterile possible form of 'nature' to exist, besides the ideal solution is to have a 'wild lawn' or garden, not astroturf. if someone lays astroturf instead of a clover lawn then they're just being lazy.
https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/how-to-grow-a-better-lawn-for-wildlife.htmlYet again 'anti anglos' and Hazite cultists are the most American people to possibly exist
>>1895the $$$globalists$$$ gave you lawns in the first place you fucking retard lmao
now go live in the suburb and eat the spam, patriot
>>1896No species-being is when we are all freaks conditioned by the internet avatarfagging our way into winning some double-contrarian (conformist) battle for urban supremacy
Do you know where the term "bourgeoisie" came from?
>>1901Good i wouldnt want to be a "real" intellectual
Bunch of counter revolutionaries
>>1909Grass lawns are not naturally occurring. You have to put the plants there, usually coming in rolls or squares that you put on the ground.
Is this not common knowledge? Where did you think the grass in parks, yards, medians, etc came from?
>>1916People don't build stuff that they want to have grass in the places these grasses occur naturally.
Also, these grasses are genetically engineered for the purpose of being a lawn and being resistant to pesticides/herbicides so that you can dump Roundup or whatever all over them and kill everything but the grass. There's really nothing natural about these lawns at all. Picrel is what natural grass looks like.
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