Lemme just step outside.
Burgerpunk is just America’s decay?
>>1320Or prosperity depending on if you're a neolib.
This is actually a good idea. It's a mockery of our idealized visions of a hyper tech future and also rubs the obscenity of modern neoliberal society in your face.
I work at a MIC subcontractor defense company and we’re building a confidential aircraft. About an hour ago the floor for making it had to be shut down because a technician got COVID. Now there is a guy in a full hazmat suit spraying disinfectant all around the experimental aircraft. I wish I could share it but the glows would be on top of me.
>>1328I fucking hate Twitter/feds for deleting the videos which show them using live round and far more brutality. They’re somehow ok with whatever minor Tiananmen Square clips though.
>>1335I’m gonna admit
Watching troops fail to keep one lady down along with more running around in shitty camp shooting and driving randomly seemingly without targeting anything was pretty funny.
Looks less like police brutality and more like kindergarten kids fighting other kindergarten kids when you actually stop to analyze what’s going on
Does anyone have that one webm that's just the US anthem played over absolutely dystopic pictures of America? Shit is peak burgerpunk but I can't find it
>>1341yep that's the one, god bless the united states
>>1340No way I'm clicking play on that abomination ever LMAO
I really love American culture but not the people it creates.
>>1347I really miss trump, he was burgerpunk personified
>>1348Don't worry he'll be back in 2024.
>>1348Biden is pretty funny too, the fact that a dude this senile and brainrotted became president is surreal lol, but it still doesn't really top Trump
>>1349Clown timeline if that happens lmao
>>1355I like how the staff took time to arrange the salads on the golden displays
>>1341THATS THE ONE I WAS LOOKING FOR LAST WEEK.
Thanks.
Cyberpunk is utopian burgerpunk (which incidentally is characterized as a dystopia).
>>1350Even the military wanna punch a /pol/troon.
>>1359>Even the military wanna punch a /pol/troon.Worse. Those are just average right-wingers. Probably a lot of ex-mil but not necessarily just because they are in fatigues. That's just what the average right-winger things of /pol/ memers.
>>1355>>1356Imagine being a fucking invitee to the White House and being used to extravagant chef-prepared meals
and then THIS FUCKER gives you $10 shitburgers that probably don't even look like the ad image.
>>1316guys how can americans be so blind to their own problems but care so much about problems in other countries they couldn't find on a labeled map?
>>1362The rotting railways in Burgerstan really get at you. Although it’s worse when it’s rotting but it’s still in use.
>>1363because they don't care about hte problems in other countries, they just see the other countries as problems. except for times they're told the countries problems are about dissing a rival superpower, like problems of taiwan and hong kong and ukraine.
>>1363Because porky wants them to focus on minor, far away, or entirely made-up issues.
Who owns the press? The 1%, the owner class. Where do they get their information from? The government. Who controls the government? The 1%, the owner class.
>>1338> Watching troopsThey’re not GI’s. They’re Feds
>>1328The fact that there wasn't WAR over this is proof positive that there IS NO HOPE FOR AMERICA
>>1368are they fighting the war on christmas?
>>1328Very good montage, but why are there none of these brutality montages that I've seen yet with this clip of Jaleel Stallings being assaulted after an unambiguous indisputable surrender?
(Unfortunately can't find an unedited version right now but this video does the job despite destroying the money-shot clip of the approach and running head kick and a full half minute of them beating him while he says he's trying to put hand behind back)
>>1318During perestroika reformers promised we're gonna live just like in USA
Turns out they weren't lying
>>1333holy shit im actually laughing out loud.
>>1346I really hate american "culture" and the "people" it creates.
just wanna say based thread with improtent classic vidya.
esp hypernormalization.mp4
>>1325Is this Shay's family?
Has there ever been an empire more retarded than America in the world's history, or are these just signs of the inevitable decay?
bumping good thread
>>1344I don't know how many people realize it, but this is the essence of oldfaggotry.
my favorite burgerpunk painting is "the crucifixion of mac of Nazareth street" by supply-side Jesus.
>>1348He was the president burgerville deserves.
>>1385Hmm, somehow I'm not sure they gave Jesus a footstool
>>1388Because they didn't want to be suspended from their arms? Are you also surprised they didn't use nails?
Cough
>>1394The true american dream.
Dog bles my hamburgueers
>>1390They should have used nails honestly.
Only real christians get crucified with nails and also whipped more than once in eastern holidays.
>>1394what's the point of this video?
>>1397This is the burgerpunk thread.
Is that video not a good example of capitalism in decay?
>>1398wtf is this nonsense
>poor homeless drug addicts exist under capitalism 😱>old buildings get old 😱
>>1399I don't get your point.
Are you saying that the capitalist system isn't at least partially responsible for the drugs pandemic in the US and the decline of Detroit?
>>1336critical support to dunki'n donuts
>>1405>car parks so far the eye can seeif the day is misty you could shoot a horror movie on that shit.
>>1409Ayy, Modest Mouse takes me way back.
>>1412Which schizo wrote that
>>1414AI-generated story from a general on 4chan/vg/
>>1415>>1414>>1412Why do AI generated stories allways seem to end up like some crazed fever dreams? While my dreams are nowhere near grotesque as this, the general ebb and flow of the narative is exactly the same.
>>1316can anyone post the webm where it cuts from black friday footage to the sweatshop and back
>>1419I know what one you're talking about. The song is "kept" by crystal castles btw
>>1360I have bad news for you. That /pol/tard and many like him actually managed to convert many of those vets. I know people that were run of the mill conservatards that now are anti-vax in all things and believe that the vaccine is designed to kill the sheeple.
>>1419bumb, still want to see this
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>>1430this is from south korea, right?
QUICK: POST THINGS AMERICANS CALL FOOD
>>1432as far as I know this is a DPRK remake of the Soviet Documentary "The Target Is Your Brain"
>>1431I forgot how often do Burgerboomers play their 80s rock. Playing More than a Feeling for the thousandth time at any outdoor event is Burgerpunk.
>>1442Why would you do this shit, what the fuck
>>1443>Generally voluntary, though often under severe social pressure, branding may be used as a painful form of initiation, serving both as endurance and motivation test (rite of passage) and a permanent membership mark, seen as male bonding. Branding is thus practiced:>By some street gangs>In organized crime as "stripes" to signify a violent crime that the person committed. Typically on the upper arm or upper torso.>In prisons>Sometimes as an extreme initiation in the increasingly less common tradition of painful hazing (otherwise mostly paddling).>Some members of college fraternities and sororities voluntarily elect to be branded with their fraternity/sorority letters. This is far less common in sororities than fraternities and is especially prevalent in some historically African-American fraternities, such as Omega Psi Phi.[20]>Branding can be used as a voluntary body decoration – a form of permanent body art rather like many tattoos.I think they fucked him up in this video though, the brand was too big, he pushed too hard he stayed way too long.
>>1442Very retarded and outright dangerous. You don't brand someone like a cow. Cows have much thicker skin and lots of hair. 1/4 of the time would still have left a permanent scar and serious damage.
>>1442that asshole did it for too long, you only need to do it for a second.
now the dude probably has just a blob on his chest
>>1446where we were when the taco bell-mcdonalds war broke up ?.
>>1446This is fucking hilariously Burgerpunk.
>>1442Too much heat too close to the heart.
>>1412The funniest parts to me is that fact the bus was only going 60 and people are being flung all over the place and how our protagonist is wearing a fake moustache and hopes he
did not fool the security cameras.
>>1349PLEASE
Trump made politics interesting as everything within Us' sphere of influence became incomprehensibly retarded.
>>1337ngl, I definitely would both of them tbh
>>1436Nah, deepfried mars bar is more of a Scottish thing lmao
>>1446>Man, I never knewKek
>>1360/pol/tards don't realize that almost everyone hates them
>>1461If only every song was more than a feeling…
>>1393You have a hilarious definition of the word cute.
Meng Hao walked into the McDonald's. The cultivator taking his order gave a derisive snort, but Meng Hao did not really care, because he had repressed his aura down to the Single Patty Realm, and a fool would not be able to tell his true level of burger eating.
"Give me… a Happy Meal!"
The cultivator's face flickered before he finally regained his composure and laughed. "You couldn't afford a Happy Meal. Get lost! Don't you see that there are Double Quarter Pounder Realm eaters waiting behind you?"
Meng Hao slapped his bag of holding and threw 80 billion spirit McDonald's coupons onto the counter, causing an earthquake which demolished half of the restaurant. Everyone dropped their jaws. None could see how this was possible!
"I'll take that Happy Meal with a side order of fries, " Meng Hao said. He was as calm as the ocean in a painting of an insanely calm ocean. "And let me see your manager!"
The cashier cultivator coughed up a mouthful of ketchup. He simply could not handle Meng Hao's killing intent, because he was only at the Quarter Pounder with Cheese realm himself. Even though Meng Hao had suppressed his aura, because he had cultivated the Heavenly Burgin' Qi, this was enough to kill people a few levels higher if he truly wanted.
It was then that another man which a much more fierce aura stepped forward. "You dare make trouble here?"
"P… Patriarch Hamburglar!"
Patriarch Hamburglar was 99 cents of the way into the Big Mac Realm, plus tax! Meng Hao was pushed back two feet, knocking over a soda machine. Powerade Mountain Berry Blast geysered outward, killing several onlookers.
Of course, Mayor McCheese saw all this happen through the window.
Meng Hao coughed up a mouthful of blood, snorted, constricted his pupils, and then his expression went calm. He unleashed the aura of 64 patties, condensed down to a 2 patty stack that could fit into his mouth!
Mayor McCheese coughed up a mouthful of cheese. His pupils constricted.
"Is this… Seeking the McRib stage??"
Meng Hao had the gentle air of a scholar, but it wouldn't stop him from killing several people in a McDonald's.
"Burger Devouring Scripture! I'm Lovin' It!"
With the first keyword of the Burger Devouring Scripture, everyone below the early Quarter Pounder With Cheese stage exploded into purple mist. The light of the immense heavenly burger shone down with the contours of a golden arch as 9 illusory burgers floated around Meng Hao's body, which is probably an important xianxia number that matches the number of lakes in some sacred Chinese province I've never heard of. But that was only a fraction of Meng Hao's power. He waved his arm, bringing forth thirty more cultivation techniques that hadn't appeared in over 400 chapters!
"Heavenly Tribulation Fries! Eastern Everburning Egg McMuffin! Fruit Smoothie Guillotine! Soul McCafe Mocha Incarnation!"
Meng Hao's expression was the same as ever as he slapped his bag of holding, and brought out his karmic ketchup packet, Fry Cook Lord medallion, seventeen different wooden time spatulas, a five-coloured resurrection coupon, the silk burger wrapper, various souls of lightning McNuggets that he may or may not still have, and his mask of the legacy of Ronald McDonald. Oh, and the image of a flying Chicken Snack Wrap dragon appeared. Remember that? It was basically his Main Thing at the start of the novel, but quietly faded into irrelevance. Until now!
All of this takes some time to describe, but actually happened in the space of only a few breaths.
"What! Impossible!"
Meng Hao wanted to summon the parrot as well, but it was too overcome with eroticism by the purple fur depicted on a nearby poster of Grimace, and was busy drilling out a glory hole straight through the poster, and the wall it was pinned to, with its strong parrot erection.
But it was more than enough. The Hamburglar's soul flew out and was absorbed into his mask! He screamed as his body was destroyed completely.
Meng Hao brushed off his robe and swept up his spirit coupons and everyone's bags of holding which probably didn't have any cool sh*t inside unless I write him into a corner later, and anyways, don't worry about it for now. He surveyed the rubble that was all that remained of the McDonald's.
"Guess I'll be taking that Happy Meal… to go!"
>>1404Finna pull a workplace shooting
>>1466Go ahead
call the cops
they can't un-eat your tendies
>>1469lol I fucked it up, maybe someone else can take a better shot
>>1468White """people""".
>>1468Seems too convoluted to be real. It presents like a scripted bit for social media outrage virality. Primarily the way she presents her leftoid-caricature views (as imagined by the average right-wing burger) as well as how the clip ends.
>>1466Why is this problem getting worse?
>>1453>”HYPER LOOOOP!”>It’s literally just a car conveyor beltI’ll never understand how he got away with lying to investors about this and Elizabeth Holmes went to jail.
>>1476Elizabeth Holmes' con was much more directly hurting people with fake medical results.
>>1475Every time there is a proposal over a light rail system or a subway, random boomers show up online and call it “communism”. We can’t have nice thing because of this dumb fucking oligarchy and these dumb fucking boomers complaining.
>>1476It's not even a fucking conveyor belt. The cars move independently so its worse. Imagine if one car has to stop, instead of all the cars behind it stopping at the same time, there is an inherent delay. Once the car moves forward, there is an additional delay for the cars behind it to move forward.
>>1478That's not why, it's because of lobbying
>>1480That was the perfect time to start a rebellion.
>>1480How flammable is wool?
Anybody got any “fat” aesthetics regarding a Burgerpunk sense?
>>1489>typical amerimuttthat's obviously britain
>>1489>>1488Give a warning on gore plz.
>>1488>pledge of allegiance>At the beginning of every school day>from the age of 5Is this just an american thing or are there other nations who do this?
>>1493even we don't do it in the nationalist cuck pit called poland so i doubt they do it anywhere else
>>1492poltards think staring into the abyss makes them stronger somehow
>>1470You can take screenshots of nodes on firefox.
>>1489>>1488I can't tell if you're trolling or legit retarded. Where are you from that you can't tell the difference between Europe and America?
>>1488>1Clearly not America.
>>1489>1, 2, 4 Clearly not America either.
Do you see gore and violence videos and immediately assume America?
>>1499no i assume Brazil or Mexico. Americans don't do crazy bloodbath shit or machete chopping in the jungle. Its usually the shit you would see in /r/publicfreakout
>>1501>Americans don't do crazy bloodbath shitwhat are school shootings?
What is the US police force?
>>1361OJ man was truly a tasteless motherfucker
>>1392Why are furrys at a ren fair?
>>1504Nerds like nerd things, there's lots of furry trekkies too
>>1505It's going to be a stereotype now in describing America = No real food much in the same way as it is by rightoids as in Communism = no real food
>>1507Nice to see another Connor O’malley appreciator.
If you like old decaying malls, maybe try this channel
https://youtu.be/YEa2aj9KYQA?list=PLNz4Un92pGNxQ9vNgmnCx7dwchPJGJ3IQ
>>1344It's frightening how many images I recognize from a split-second glance.
>>1515I know that feeling.
>>1516Off the top my head gaia online, end of evangelion (at least 2x) , goop, video footage of US drones attacking a reporter's van, Solid Snake vs Big Boss, scanners head explosion, fury program, that dude dog I forget the name of (at least 2x), Cloud's sword, and so much more that I recognize from typical 2000s life. gives me a strange pang in my chest
>>1474Some places decided to stop prosecuting thefts under a certain amount, so it's like a free pass to openly steal shit. No necessarily what you're seeing here, but "scumbag culture" is getting bigger.
>>1466>perpatraited
>>1450It's an anglo thing. Football fans in the UK started the same thing, fighting over football teams.
They just need a reason to be violent that's all, doesn't matter if it's football teams, fast food companies, or videogames.
>>1522“i can eat industrially slaughtered dead animals, but i draw the line at muh plastics”
>>1523Yes? Are you retarded?
>>1524Anon there are microplastics in everything you eat.
There is just no point in avoiding them.
>>1527Everything is Terrible is my favorite black pilled retro-media archive
>>1530Why is everything so full of trash?
>>1531Nobody's paying for cleaning in non rich areas.
>>1529>pic 1Ah, hello Black Mirror.
>>1530what an annoying wanna-be cop filming them
>>1529I’m black taping my phones camera
>>1536>2nd imageJesus fucking Christ
>>1520I don't think you can just call it an anglo thing. Look at places like Serbia where people die over football.
>>1542That looks like a future heart attack
>>1544cnn headquarters is literally in my state lol. so proud of the usa
>>1542fuck man, now I finally understand why italians get pissed when pizza is shit
>>1530I often feel a deep despair watching thing like these and then get filled with anger when they see anyone respond with disgust/contempt (average normie reaction)
>>1547They learned that pizza is the ultimate weapon against communism.
>>1544Why are burgerfats so obsessed with butts? (The gig in the video was shaking his ass)
>>1551>dancing with your hips is an american thingyou sound like a burger puritan yourself more than anything else
>>1544AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED
COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
A PAIR OF JEANS THAT FIT JUST RIGHT
>>1520>thinks fighting between football fans is exclusive to the UKpffff ahahahahaha
>>1555I read it as “eggshit” lol
>>1557does he know what day of the week it is?
>>1557Damn can he eat it?
>>1555America in a nutshell
<RAMIREZ, TAKE THIS GRENADE LAUNCHER, WE NEED TO SECURE THE EGGSLUT!
>>1567>pretentious high artdamn, that's more than I expected to hear on the street. best take by a metric tonne.
the editing is simple but effective
>>1570>the editing is simple but effectivedamn, here i was thinking that middle ameriKKKans are a disgusting slob mass of pig-brained bigoted puritans, turns out i was a taken for a ride by the degenerate pretentious high artists pissing all over statues of jesus
>>1567>>1570>>1571maybe it was pretentious art but tbh i liked the video, captured something, surely
>>1567>I put on an attention seeking outfit and had someone follow me with a camera, and people paid attention to methis says a lot about our society
>>1573Ok I actually watched it, that was pretty bad, I thought she was just rolling around on the floor or some shit
>>1561Wtf? Why is there a gash in the middle of the dildo?
>>1575the gash is a hole to slip eggs through so that you can insert them into your holes
the eggs are made of jello so they can be squished into paste and safely allowed to remain inside your body as well
>>1576I am wondering, what is the point of that specifically? Thanks for the quick response by the way. I have no clue how you do it.
>>1577well the more eggs you get filled up with, the more stuffed you'll feel, which is a fetish for some. i personally have an oviposition fetish which means getting filled up with monster eggs and having little monster babies, which also correlates to it.
there are dildos which squirt cum lube into you as well. that's nice too. some of them even warm the lube up so it feels more like cum
>>1577it’s fun and tactile
>>1578Nice. Are you into vore by the way? Your answers are quite helpful.
>>1580not really into vore tbh
>>1581Ah. So can oviposition imply eating Pokéballs?
>>1582well pretty much any egg-shaped object could work for it, but there's like a surrogate pregnancy thing to it too so not sure i'd want a pokeball to open inside my stomach lmao
>>1583Oh. So it’s sort of an m-preg thing. Interesting
>>1583Have to talked to you a psychologist about it? It could provide a reasoning as to why you have the fetish. For example, my psychologist believes my vore fetish is a result of mommy issues.
>>1586psychologists are pretty much the last people i'd ever talk about fetishes with haha :D
>>1587I mean from my experiences, it was pretty helpful into understanding my depression and anxiety. Also bring a Sperg helps I guess.
>>1480Imagine if the cops had that sort of reaction to normal murders.
>>1480Imagine how many you could take out at once having them all packed in there.
>>1592Depends how much explosives you brewed
>>1592What the fuck is that
bump, need mor funnies
>>1598Hah. They even write there response all cold and automated message sounding. Somebody sucks at their job.
>>1600>look how many ill people we have! So much diversity I wonder how many of those were made ill once in prison.
>>1539That documentary was fucking hilarious. It was Empire of Dust but with Fats.
>>1605Is that Niko Avocado?
>>1605WALL°E is peak utopia post-capital post-scaracity monopoly corporatism
>>1607I don’t get how can a capitalist society function in a post-scarcity situation like in WALL-E or Star Trek. How the fuck do people pay for the goods and services if it’s all automated and no longer requires employment?
Doesn’t anyone else find it ironic how a hyper capitalist mega corporation accidentally created a socialist (actually communist) society?
>>1608What is it with right wingers and molesting their kids?
>>1609embrace the dengpill, socialist billionaires = no contradiction
>>1609it certainly makes socialism easier to build, it's one of the main contradictions of capitalism and coercive laws of competition
@236249
this but sarcastically because I'm not a retard or meme ideologist with no actual politcal beliefs
>>1316One thing that bothers me about that first image. I just can't wrap my head around.
why is there a public bench?
>>1613Why is there a public bench? They’re everywhere and the only people who use them are fats (see picture), old people and homeless people.
>>1392Why do morbidly obese white women look the same?
>>1323WE'VE BEEN TRICKED!
This isn't actually a place people tend to live, it's a truck stop, with the photo taken down the main road. In fact, at one point they had a mayor and 0 residents.
more info:
https://teddit.net/r/notjustbikes/comments/rcgieg/come_on_babe_lets_go_to_the_stroad_together_3/That said, there are plenty of other real photos of mundanely dystopic commercialpunk roads.
>>1618You still see this kind of thing in commercial zones. There's little to no mixed-use zoning so you have to get in a car (or a bus) to get to anywhere you can buy things, and they usually look like this.
Btw, this is a major factor in delivery services becoming a big business, from Amazon to Uber Eats. It's just inconvenient as fuck to buy anything in person, much easier to outsource the last-mile transportation to a business.
>>237447
How much diabetes does this man have?
>>237447
Destroying your body for the entertainment of others is among my least favorite burger eccentricities.
>>1361good for him. Fuck the politicians, they deserve mcdonalds
>>1624lol no they deserve to eat a mile long sausage of their own flesh regrown and harvested over an agonizing 16 month period.
>>1623Black bodies are meant to be destroyed.
>>1361i unironically want him back. i don't believe he'd be a better leader than biden, but between the 2 billionaire pedos he's funnier
>>1621Did you take this photo yourself?
>>1621sovllessness overflowing into sovl
>>1562is that QA pic real? holy shit.
I love this thread, seeing the USA failing and waddling in it's own shit makes me rock hard.
Sucks for the people though, I hope you can change it for the better
>>1624>replace your staff's luxuries with overpriced fast foodI'm surprised he wasn't violently couped.
>>1361I think the funniest part is those burgers were probably cold and nasty as fuck by the time they got to the white house
>>1631Would Burgerpunk still be an aesthetic in the new Confederate Socialist States of America?
>>16361000% they want the confedracy they get all of the cultural trash that comes with it. Fucking pipe dream.
>>1635legit mad emperor stuff
>>1639Why do Indians always say “Indubitably”?
>>1641How the fuck do they get that fat?
>>1642Diet and lack of exercise, exaggerated by their culture and commercial interests.
>>1644yeah and cuba-coca cola deepstate unholy duopoly sugar cabal
>>1631Shay, do you have the 8chan video with mark and the lolis animation?
>>1651land of the free to commit mass murder
>>1640> Indians always say “Indubitably”I find that dubitable.
>>1661They got their brainworms some new parasite friends
>>1663>>1661>>1661Taking spectacle to a whole new level
Revolting against the modern world by going to the cinema and intentionally poisoning myself lmao
>>1664Eating raw beef isn't bad for you white boy. Most places in the world eat raw beef.
the fact that they have coke bottles next to them while doing the raw-beef hunter-gatherer larp is funnier
>>1667The whole thing is completely absurd
Really doing their ancestors proud by sitting in a cushy movie theater for 2 hours to watch the new BASED action movie for MEN. Modernity is shaking in its boots
Is there even anything in the movie that might appeal to rightoids, besides the pagan Viking LARP? I liked Robert Eggers' other films quite a bit
>>1660>>1661>>1663what the fuck is wrong with ameritards? why are they like this? should i blame suburbs?
>>1666Why did you censor self.carnivore out? I looked at that subreddit and it is full of success stories.
What are the pros of eating raw beef tho?
>>1666That's if you go full retard and eat entirely meat. Although some raw ground beef unless that shit is fresh sounds like shit.
>>1661It's amazing how retarded right wingers are
>>1665i dont know if most places is right im from a place were raw meat is eaten and we know it has to be fresh and high quality i dont even know were americans would get that kind of meat
>>1675it mostly tastes like nothing the texture is nice tough
>>1677they're literally just powered by pure outrage and spite, vegetarianism gets more popular so nutters are like 'we need to eat only raw beef to combat this!'
retards. if only farm subsides would end so these people would at least be paying the actual posts of this shite
>>1680everytime I have to hear a rightwinger's uyghurdly jive I inch a little bit further into ableism
>>1680OH WHAT LIBERAL YOU WANNA THROW YOUR POO IN HOLE INSTEAD OF OUT OUT ON THE STREET? WELL GUESS WHAT SNOWFLAKE I'M A REAL MAN AND I'M GONNA THROW THE HOLE POO TOO AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME FAGGOT
>>1682>>1681You know, I used to be a social democrat, but when I heard about coal rolling, that was about the time I snapped.
i think these /pol/cels are actually kinda cute. aside from the hardcore racism transphobia etc. they're like
>look i'm a real man i eat RAW beef from a METAL bowl GRRRRR
while looking like they've just come out of a locker. the gap is just too cute
>>1684don't groom them sweaty uwu
>>1683KEK
do amerimutts really? imagine being this fucking obsessed lmaoooooo
>>1687lol
lmao even
i love how burgers absolutely relish in taking every available opportunity to act like a total subhuman
>>1685drink the milkshake
>>1660>>1661>>1663But I thought that the northman was a liberal shitfest and nazis were angry at it?
Spectacle is so dense I can't even keep track of it anymore
Bump
>>1693>first picthese are the results of the masculinity and the race spook
i hate americans so much it's unreal
>>1694No this is the result of being built for bbc actually
>>1693lmao the dog is obese as well.
>>1700Shay when the twink death kicks in
>>1700Not sure if I even want help for this man. He's a warlock (looks like he's 50+) incel who has reached the final stage of agp.
>>1704Lincoln got assasinated before he could complete reconstruction with help from his penpal Marx.
>>1707That's a brit obviously LMAO.
>>1707Beyond giving me 2nd hand diabetes and a headache.
>sugers>pepsi<actually a can of coke
>>1687Non Aggression Principle allows me to shoot the truck driver for assaulting my lungs with carcinogens, your honor
>>1665>Most places in the world eat raw beef.most places in the world do not farm beef on the industrial scale that ameritards do. People eat raw beef from their homesteads, not raw GMO-cornfed hormone-freak beef from the factory slaughterhouse
>>1712muh GMOs
crackpot detected
>>1683>>1686>>1687how to fuck with automobiles
>mix dish soap in water. pour down the oil fill of the engine if you can get the hood popped>smear vaseline on the windshield. absolute fucker to get off>open a fuel cap with a small knife or screwdriver, stick it into the lock and twist, then pour a muddy water/dirt/sand mixture in>pull the rubber off of the windshield wiper>loosen the oil drain plug under the car until it's hanging by a thread or 2. vibrations will do the rest>popcorn kernels in the exhaust pipe, with corn oil if you have some too>cut up the brake lining with something sharp
>>1715I don't see what's wrong with the second one
>>1717this guy is a tiktok genius
take this L, cringeshitter
>>1722AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BURGERCHADS I FUCKING KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>1722Alien isolation game mechanics be like
>>1722Duck and Cover never stopped.
>>1726strategy of tension
>>1729>Clay Clark>Host of the Thrivetime Show Podcast, Former Oklahoma Young SBA Entrepreneur of the Year, Founder of Several Multi-Million Dollar Businesses, Author and Artist.sounds like he's the guy in the spa. he probably has ghost writers write his books and middle managers run his businesses for him
lmao. dis thread is both funee and pain, why did i have to be a borger citizen.
>>1732lol just emigrate bro, burger tokens are worth a lot in other parts of the world
>>1736Walking is sus. Only anti-Americans walk.
>>1439Why do the kids have buckets?
>>1737huh I always thought that icon was the aboriginal flag
>>1727 I can’t think of anything more cucked than rise-and-grind culture
>>1748nooo b-but if i slave away just a little more and make my life just a bit more miserable i'll become a millionaire you see and then i'll get a crumb of pussy
>>1493Fun fact: the term "one nation under God was" added to the pledge in the 1950s.
Of course, some secular mistake want it removed, angering Christian conservatives.
America has never values education at all.
In the US, people say they would feel uncomfortable with an atheist as a president.
They think atheists are literal psychopaths.
America for a first world country is surprisingly very stupid.
I blame Protestantism.
Catholics have always been more open to intellectual differences.
I honestly think American exceptionalism/entitlement is because of Protestantism
I mean literally there's white folks whom believe that any disaster that befall America is divine punishment for not being super religious. Nevermind the history of exploitation that America has done.
WASPs are soulless amoral beings.
>>1750america isn't a "first world" country, it's a semi-colony of europe that provides it with cheap intermediate goods and troops
>>1751also using "soulless" and "amoral" which are conservative insults against conservatives is funny
>>1755it's an humblebrag org
>>1753>>1754>>1755this is what passes for a youth group in america
this is what they're doing instead of hobbies or burning down suburbs and police stations
>>1757a handful of booj undergrad dweebs are your sample for the current yoof?
>>1747the distinct sound of a former railroad/highway town in the US dying out
>>1754It’s pretty much comparable to a fat acceptance group except that you can control being fat. Come to think of it, fat acceptance is pretty Burgerpunk.
>>1751This is an accurate description.
>>1763Legit thought they still used beef tallow.
>>1763return to tradition
Big Macs cooked in beef tallow sitting in wheat fields cradled in the bosom of a big breasted aryan maiden
>>1763is there a supposed to be a difference? is this a muh phytoestrogen thing
Not necessarily burgerpunk but does anyone have a video that's like a compilation of gross anime and 3D fetish porn with creepy techno music playing in the background? Had a very similar vibe to these two videos
>>1344 >>1340
>>1773>EuroBurgerPunkWouldn't that be FrankfurterPunk?
>>1777>>1778Saint Cameraperson 🙏🙏
>>1777>>1778This is hilarious, she's amazing
>>1777>>1778sigma colonizer mindset
>>1777>white womanFake.
Where’s the doggo?
>>1777>>1778ahahahah holy fuck this is so american
>>1781*rule britannia starts playing*
>>1777This shit is so stupid lol
>>1778>>1777So what are they even arguing over and what did she say? I can't understand this petit bourgeois car driver shit.
>>1788He violated some rules of the road and she told him to go back to where he comes from (where people drive rudely, unlike where she's from where people are polite).
>>1789Ok, well both of them should be executed anyway.
>>1791Absolutely not, the driver in that situation was 100% in the right. The cartoon makes him look less composed now than he was.
>>1778hahahahah the shot of her car at the end
>>1790native americanchad did nothing wrong
>>1792you mean to tell me he didn't actually slap her head upside down and pick his car up above his own head like the incredible hulk
>>1796>>1792He wasn't in the right TBH, hospitals can be giant complexes of buildings, if she booked a ride to the emergency department he should take her there not just drop her off at a random building that's part of the hospital. Course we don't know what happened before the video but he doesn't exactly give the impression of being reasonable
>>1794Both were petit bourgeois
>>1799Do you have any evidence either of those people were petit bourgeois?
some people think petit bourgeois is just a vibe and not an actual economic role under a capitalist mode of production. you can be the snootiest and most annoying lib in the world but if you don't actually do the following 3 things:
1) own means of production
2) employ others who don't
3) exploit them for their surplus labor value
then you are not petit bourgeois.
>>1798>she took a long time to get in on purposelol, why would anyone waste their own time like that
if she cancelled the ride I feel like he would have mentioned that in the video
honestly they probably both are assholes but he seems worse to me cause he's definitely very used to throwing his weight around as a big old white guy
>>273020Not really, he's just frustrated. He drove her to the location the app said and she wanted him to drive around more.
>>1797>hospitals can be giant complexes of buildingsThat's not how rideshare apps work though. Your job is to drive to where you're told by the app.
>>1800petty bourgeois is whatever I say it is so I can cynically abuse marxist theory to order executions of people who disagreed with me online
t. leninhat
>>1802Feel like there's probably a disconnect between the address and the map pin in this case, but if there's any confusion the driver should just take them where they actually want to go IMO
>>1800They both had motorcars
>>1804>but if there's any confusion the driver should just take them where they actually want to go IMOThe gig worker should not have to spend more of their time and money (gas) because uber or lyft fucked up.
>>1806how much extra work would it take? 60 seconds? it takes a lot less time to drive in a car than make someone walk
>>1807Have you never been in a car with somebody who didn't know where they were going? Gig drivers don't have the luxury to fuck around. Most of them struggle to break even.
>>1769I think that's in the webm thread somewhere, if you're talking about the one that starts with this overly happy clappy boyband pop music before suddenly switching to a footage of a shooting and other shit
>>1809That's just the Cascadia flag, anon
Not that that's much better
>>1809No she doesn't. That's a Cascadia flag. It's about Pacific Northwestern independence from the United States.
>>1811that flag is unironically a $ettler dogwhistle
>>1805motorcars are cheap af here, you can get a decent model from 10-15 years ago for a few thou here
>>1813I never knew why PNW had so many fucking neonazis until finding out Oregon was basically founded as a white ethnostate that would whip black people 60 times a month if they didn't leave. Their constitution still had racist language in it until 2002.
I wouldn't blame the native american guy for being on edge tbh
>>1809I stand corrected lmao
>>1817It's 100% this
>>1818 >>1820 some idiot trying to get reactions for tiktok. People are doing stupider and stupider shit hoping it will go viral and they will get money.
Based China is accelerating collapse by eroding the social fabric further with these micro-incentives turning every waking moment into a potential reality show.
>>1821woah the chinese and epic acceleration and also the social fabric
unironically kill yourself you retarded suburbanite. you're trash and your thoughts are trash, you will never win you will always be slop shat out by the american real estate industry. you were a mistake of history
>>1822Where are you from anon?
>>1821>People are doing stupider and stupider shit hoping it will go viral and they will get money.The world has become Jackass.
>>1811So was she a cryptonazi or something? In which case the nativebro was right to be freaking out
>>1814>a few thou her>cheapNo. And that's before tax, mot, upkeep for your notoriously badly made American made car, licence, training, gas.
Killl yourself you posh cunt.
>>1811>>1813What's wrong with Cascadian independence I thought it was popular with leftists
>>1829lel at this seethe.
>>1829>paying tax>paying for upkeepwut
>>1416after you're tortured, you've gotta have a good meal
>>1828she just looks like a hippy woman
>>1763beef tallow is way more healthier than canola oil
you have been duped if you think seed oils are good for you
>>1839why would she throw her lover like that
>>1839fucking skinwalkers dude
>>1839when the lil guy cries :(
fug that bitch
>>1838damn was born in the 90s but it legit feels like a different era now
>>1839>>1846She's kinda cute tho. Shame that she's a meth-head and an animal abuser.
>>1846i love this genre of vertical phone vid where 2 americans face each other off in how passive aggressive they can be in some uncanny retail park or whatever
>>1849The “Hamilton” advertisement in the corner somehow elevates this.
>>1851I love videos like this.
The way everyone films themselves these days via tiktok and on youtube is super self-aware and expressive. It’s rare to see footage with stilted speech like this recorded that isn’t decades old.
>>1846For real what drug do you think she's on? Crack or some shit like that? She doesn't look like a crackhead.
I HATE SIMPS
>>1864Splinter giving it his all singing in Engrish still kills me.
>>1855I like how most of the video was whining about covid and ignoring material conditions why there are less construction workers around.
>>1869If you DARE complain about this you're a commie russian saboteur and must be dealt with violently we MUST defend this
>>1870If you DARE complain about this you're an anglo firstie who has no sense of what REAL poverty is and can't fathom how privileged you are to pay thousands of dollars for mundane healthcare procedures.
>>1777>>1778This is the Prime Example of the racial obsession and the narcissism of the burger no matter their skin.
>YOU"RE BREATHING MY AIR, YOU FUCKING COLONIZER!Dude noone owns air, stop having such a bougie-mindset.
>>1778At least she’s a Cascadia Independence supporter.
>>1839Cracka looks like Elizabeth Holmes. She’s another Burgerpunk but of the “woke” kind.
>>1873>no one owns airNot yet.
>>1869The “healthcare pls” meme is real. We’re fucking tired of conversations about minuscule issues.
>>1880>america will virtue signal itself into living in sterile concrete prisons for "the planet"This is WHY haz talks about the anglo box
Break free
>>1881"anglo box" is about analytical philosophy
>>1882Its a broader critique of an inhuman "reason" guiding people to betray their intuition
>i want lawns<why>because<but it wastes resources>but i want one<but it is good for the planet to completely remove nature from human society>what?<you heard me, now get in the pod and eat the bugs, slave, we're living in the great reset rememberUtilitarianism, new atheism, "pragmatism", veganism and so on all outwardly serve the beast.
>>1885worth noting is the lawns disappearing are in places like Las Vegas, a literal fucking desert where suburbanites dump huge amounts of water on grass that evolved in a completely different environment.
>>1885Gardens? These people dont even believe in houses
Except for porky of course
>>1883wow haz fanboys truly are all retarded
>>1889Why are you arguing with people you made up in your head
>>1890Right, yes i am schizo now bdcause i am hitting close to home?
DONT QUESTION ANYTHING CITIZEN
YOU ARE PROPERTY OF AMERICA
>>1891>>1889you are an intellectual midget.
>>1883you're an absolute retard, the suburban american lawn is the most sterile possible form of 'nature' to exist, besides the ideal solution is to have a 'wild lawn' or garden, not astroturf. if someone lays astroturf instead of a clover lawn then they're just being lazy.
https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/how-to-grow-a-better-lawn-for-wildlife.htmlYet again 'anti anglos' and Hazite cultists are the most American people to possibly exist
>>1893>I AM NOT AN AMERICAN THEREFORE MY MIND IS NOT CONDITIONED BY AMERICAkeep slurping up your globalist sustenace
>>1895the $$$globalists$$$ gave you lawns in the first place you fucking retard lmao
now go live in the suburb and eat the spam, patriot
>>1883What does fake grass have to do with nature
>>1896No species-being is when we are all freaks conditioned by the internet avatarfagging our way into winning some double-contrarian (conformist) battle for urban supremacy
Do you know where the term "bourgeoisie" came from?
>>1897>envisioningtheamericandream.comFucking lmao
>>1899>species-being hello pseud
>>1898The average suburboid has never seen a tree in their life so they think their ugly ass lawns are nature
>>1899can you stop speaking like a pseud for one second?
>>1902The picture is about plastic grass, it's not even lawn.
>>1905lawns are basically plastic grass anyway, they are sustained by a billion tons of toxic herbicides
>>1901Good i wouldnt want to be a "real" intellectual
Bunch of counter revolutionaries
>>1903>grass lawn>$1.32/ sq ftDo americans pay money for grass
>>1908TBF I read the other guy's post first and unintentionally copied it, but whatever, still is true
>>1910Its basically samefagging since you occupy a hivemind
>>1909Grass lawns are not naturally occurring. You have to put the plants there, usually coming in rolls or squares that you put on the ground.
Is this not common knowledge? Where did you think the grass in parks, yards, medians, etc came from?
>>1913its natural in some places
>>1917For real, CAM/Colossus really make it feel epic. I'm on the Soviet Republic grind currently tho. (see /games/).
>>1916People don't build stuff that they want to have grass in the places these grasses occur naturally.
Also, these grasses are genetically engineered for the purpose of being a lawn and being resistant to pesticides/herbicides so that you can dump Roundup or whatever all over them and kill everything but the grass. There's really nothing natural about these lawns at all. Picrel is what natural grass looks like.
>>1913You can just put seeds in the ground and it will grow…
>>1920Well maybe not in California but in most of Europe for sure
>>1920We don't have time for that shit, we need this development to be covered in grass NOW so we can sell the land to people.
Maybe I should be more empathetic to Americans because I am privileged by not being raised there.
>my boss ziptied me to a ladder I was using again, is this bad?https://teddit.net/r/antiwork/comments/vuj35f/my_boss_just_restrained_me_to_a_ladder_while_i/
>>1923Requesting the YouTube clickbait facial expression overlays. I'd do it myself by I'm AFK
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