This one's for our comrade Grover Furr.
NOT ONE CRIME
324 posts and 67 image replies omitted.Death to this threed
>>5902report button, nerd
>>5903We did, it just took longer than expected to get removed so we were trying to get the mods' attention.
>>5900we'll uncycle it when you get the 333333 get
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grover furfag
>>332207
Marxism-Leninism-Furrism-Yeism synthesis
Who go >>333333
china hates me cuz i'm so handsome. what do i do? ohhhh chiwawa
>>5915 thx 4 fulfilling my parents' sexual needs mao
>>5658After the revolution we will be publishing a Grover Furr Collected Works series.
>>5918with a foreword by Comrade Leninhat
>>5919"Grover Furr and why the covid vaccine is a trotskyist plot"
>>5919"How and why the vlazovite renegades falsified history, an introduction to Grover Furr works"
>>5921I agree to disagree
The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Stalin, a Cars holodomor, a Cars cheka, a Cars Battle of Kursk, a Cars purging all the old bolsheviks, a Cars Katyn massacre, a Cars jewish doctor assassinating Stalin…
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Stalin? A lada? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on
>>5926ofc I looked it up, stinky…
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself sad. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
>>5928>0.000% of Communism has been built.I punched a cop once.
>>5929One time I did a fuck ton of meth and established a communism in my living room
>>5931dunno i went to my bedroom to jack off and when i returned after the third time it was gone.
bssed
>>5932dude I'm just like that, everytime I drop acid I solve the life and universe problem but then I forget
>>5930Bruh….
>>5934As long as you remember you can't trust your brain, then it's definitely fun. I love that feeling.
>>5917You forgot to do brother and sister
>>5941Brothers and sisters are meant to do each other
Friendly reminder there's no such thing as digital violence and electronic aggression LMAO
>>5943"Just power off your computer" they tell me, but you'll see one day they will make water fountains for gamers and you will regret this
>>5944I will BATHE in that fountain after MOTOCROSS in the RAIN like a NON GAMER
It's January 6, 2021. You're in Washington D.C, a light cold breeze stings your balding head, but it's all right, you put your MAGA hat on. You came from far away, deep in the American Hinterlands, land of the brave and the free, home of the gun owners and meth cooks. There's electricity in the air, you can feel it on your skin, the capitol is not far now. You strain your overweight body with effort to climb the stairs, evicting tenants from your properties is a hard job for real Americans but it doesn't involve much physical activity. You hear a gunshot amid the clamor of the crowd, this is the real deal you think, we will finally take our country back you tell yourself. You tremble with excitement at the thought of the democrat plot to destroy America with cultural marxism being foiled. Your left arm feels stiff though and you're short of breath. It must be the climb, but the ache in your chest gets worse and soon enough you're on the ground, disorientated. You suspect this is the end of the line for you, but you're happy, you're sure Trump will be reinstated as the legitimate president and will save your country. You die in tranquility, unaware that your fellow american patriots will soon enough accuse you of being an antifa rioter participating in a false flag operation.
grover "fart" furr
Why are there two posts visible instead of just the usual one?
>>5947more like grover fart haha
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