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Give me all your dating/hookup tips. I've had bfs in the past but I've never gone on dates with strangers nor used apps like grindr or tinder.

>>6510
Be jacked.

>>6510
have a big dick

>>6511
>>6512
Bad advice. Let me guess, neither of you have SÈX or dates, or socialize much in general.

>>6513
you are right anon 😭

>>6513
oh wow, thats a rare SÈX

>>6513
How dare you. Every Siberiabros are alpha chads irl.

>>6514
>>6516
It wasn't an insult. Your ideas about the requirements for intimacy are divorced from reality. You've imagined restrictions you can't overcome to justify why you can't get what you want. Basically, you are playing yourself. The answer isn't "believe in yourself and you'll get to have sex". The answer here is to remove the toxic system you're imposing on yourself needlessly. In your failure to have sex, you've built a toxic system to cope with it. If you're not going to have sex anyways, why not stop poisoning yourself with this toxic system? It's doing you no favors. Stop being a victim, or however it is that your toxic system takes form. You can't pray this away. You need to practice some form of externalization of your inner thought patterns, and if you can afford it, therapy once a week. Any type is fine, really.
>>6516
>Siberiabros
We welcome all men, women, and non-binary gendered people in /siberia/. Siberianons, Siberian comrades, or even cumrags is fine.
>alpha chads
Don't buy into this toxic masculinity crap. You can be a beta feminine Kevin (Chandler? Tyler? Kyle?) There is no such thing as a pure male. Men are all multidimensional. You can't reduce us to all have to act like some imaginary "chad" that acts "alpha". Assert your own contradictory self that lifts weights, suspects "Eritrea" is an illegal weight training supplement, and doesn't cry, but also needs help opening jars, calls for the US to get the fuck out of the Tigray conflict, and cries when watching movies about young gays getting their heart broken.

Fuck the gender police, kill the gender cop in your head, assert yourself however the fuck you want. Don't let yourself be forced to fall into the gender disphoric dude bro vortex. If you are going into the dude bro vortex then do it consciously and do it your own way. Same goes to trans people. Oh you want to have a beard, insane muscles, short cut, wear jeans, spit, swear, have tattoos on your face and demand people refer to you as a woman? Then fucking do it. Be the manliest woman you fucking dream of. Fuck fucks sake, call yourself a cis-woman despite being born with a dick. Are you really going to obey the gender police that demand you use the "trans" label? If you don't want to, then don't fucking use it. Assert yourselves and stop being so obedient with the retarded Bro Joegan tier gender police.

You cannot convince me this person isn't a glowie

No amount of sob stories or mental conditions can turn you into this kind of ill intentioned sick fuck piece of shit

even the most fucked up detransitioners usually have a foot on the ground or are getting bankrolled by Toilet Paper USA
this subhuman is literally just misinforming and attacking people he claims to be part of for nothing but pennies

>>6519
I accept that these grifters to exist, what annoys me is seeing every TERF flock to them and sing their praises, pretending to be neautral

>>6517
>Assert your own contradictory self
Based. I'm going to be a stoic gymgirl transhumanist

>>6517
pic related

>>6518
lol. based edit.
>>6522
let's fucking goooooooooooo!
>>6521
>I'm going to be a stoic gymgirl transhumanist
I understood like 10% of that sentence, but power to you, comrade.

>>6522
he's such a cutie.

>>6509
as of surveys, furries are about 33% gay, 33% bi/pan/etc, 33% straight, but either way official recognition would be nice

The gay porn thread always turns into a comfort talking thread.

How are your bodies? Too hairy? To non-hairy? Hairy in the wrong parts? Small dick? Too big of a dick? Balls hang too low? Balls too tight? It seems like a universal thing that everyone finds things they dislike about their body. Frequently very strongly.

>>6526
Unfortunately that's the society we live in. If advertising was abolished and movies/TV/etc had regular looking people in them maybe it wouldn't be as much of an issue. Though wanting to be pretty is kind of part of the human experience inherently.

>>6510
Be "interesting" (lifestyle), shared interests, alcohol being involved makes things easier, for women compliment their personality/vibe instead of their looks, make them feel safe, with dudes if they're touchy with me and there's alcohol involved I can tell they're DTF even if they're already in a relationship. Throw parties and get your social circle to invite single dudes/women

This
>>6511
>>6512
Doesn't matter

>>6526
Hairy, small dick, normal balls

>>6526
wish i wasnt a poorfag so i could get laser hair removal

>>6530
electrolysis is better and quicker but a tria hair removal device costs 400-500 dollars and it works too but it does hurt so you have to be kind of a masochist to use it

>>6526
>>6530
I'm unironically considering taking estrogen despite being cis just to do something about my body hair. I can't cope with aging so there's that too.

>>6532
estrogen wont stop growth of body hair in places where it already grows, it only stops body hair from popping up in new areas, like the side of your belly of middle of your chest. if you're above a certain age, the only possibility is laser or electrolysis. it does take longer to grow and grows thinner when on hormones though.
t. experienced

>>6533
>it does take longer to grow and grows thinner when on hormones though.
Oh yeah that's what I meant.

>>6533
also bicalutamide is the best blocker for stopping body hair growth because it stops the conversion of testosterone into DHT which is the hormone responsible for hair growth

>>6536
cute :3

>>6536
Plenty of women have body hair on those parts, sadly for them.

>>6536
probably spironalactone but whatevs, a little body hair is fine

>>6532
>I can't cope with aging
Tretinoin is your friend. Who knew anti-acne creams would be so useful.

>>6539
i took cpa actually
>>6538
doesn't matter because i'm never having sex or going out of boymode regardless
>>6537
ye this artist is amazing

>>6526
I have a femininish face and wide hips but I'm also a big hairy guy with a "manly" jaw.. It's like my body couldn't decide whether to be a twink or a bear and it sucks.

>>6542
mullet wearer: girl from behind, guy from the front

>>6542
An otter?

>>6536
Women have body hair as well, it was even the norm until shaving companies targeted ads towards them

>>6545
we need to retvrn

Drinking be like..

>>6547
That would be cool if alcohol induced diarrhea wasn't real, now gay sex on weed or mushrooms, that's the stuff

>>6548
>sex on mushrooms
Man that would be fucking terrifying.

>>6549
Nah I've done it on penis envies, it's actually what calmed me down from an otherwise scary trip.

>>6547
Anti-queer politics is driven by militarism in times of crisis for the petty-bourgeoisie

>>6526
I have a super big dick but also mild phimosis (I can only fully retract when soft) so sex is fundamentally miserable. Might just have to bite the bullet and get circumcised

>>6548
same with erectile dysfunction

>>6547
i wish that was true but most queer social circles are just as normative as cis straight people

>>6548
>>6549
I am negative horny on psychedelics, or weed. Even MDMA makes me averse to sex (not kissing and fondling though). How do you even? Cocaine has made me horny only once and it felt like messy-horny, can't even describe it. Jacked off furiously and could barely keep it up, let alone jack off. I guess people are very different.

>>6553
Not really an issue if you're bottoming

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>>6540
Tret breaks me out like a mf :(