/ufo/ - Paranormal and Conspiracies

Once I dreamed that I got shot in the chest and my last words were "viva la Sakartvelo" for some reason.

>>353
Shes bad rzrfot bro,

>>353
Post a pic you like and your query. I'll be reading tomorrow I was about to go to sleep now.

Dreamt I was pinned down by skinny, fat-assed blondes forcing me to breed them and they were laughing. was fucking pissed. They looked like white trash and wore confederate face masks. I'm not even into white women and have yellow fever, why was I being bleached?

>>360
2 of cups. Can represent stuff like attraction or balance, and due to belonging to the suite of cups its generally related to emotions.
I think you're simply subconsciously attracted to these white trash types that generally tend to be rightoids but you hate the idea, hence your dream playing out like a poor taste rape porno. This makes you feel like life itself is making fun of you (hence their mocking tone of those girls) and angers you. That's what makes the most sense to me. Also the pic you posted is a blonde anime girl. Coincidence I think not!

>>364
ah, a fellow communeet, welcome to the crew, comrade!!!
>2 of cups.
>its generally related to emotions.
Been feeling kinda numb and bored lately,guess it's time to change that.
>simply subconsciously attracted to these white trash types
Honestly, will admit their southern accents are a turn on, while their overall looks is just mid at best. American white girls generally have the faces of sharp-beaked birds.
Thanks for the read

was at a U.K. water park under grey skies. After the show, when area was empty, I stepped onto a grey hole and entered into a blue void. Inside was a door. Opened it to see a birthday party and I stepped back out. In the blue void, three others were there and debated if we return, would it be to the same time or another dimension? Suddenly everyone was trying to escape. Each entered the void's bright blue spot and evaporated.

>>366
I decided to lay the cards out in something i call "the dialectical vector":
form: VII of pentacles
content: Page of cups
past: III of swords
future: The Emperor
VII of pentacles is associated with hard work, so i think your dream is an attempt to distract yourself from work or a long-running task, in the form of remembering activities you did when you were a child and more emotionally vibrant (Page of cups). Your trajectory from III of swords to emperor may very directly suggest you're in the process of controlling your emotions, but it may also hint towards assuming a leadership role or fatherhood as a reaction to people-related suffering in the past (also possibly being the task your working towards). The last part of your dream suggests you may crave the stability of family, out of fear of being in a toxic friendgroup (the people in the blue void? maybe they're incels).

>>368
Thanks for the dialectical, here are some pepe tarot cards. Sorry about the delay.

Dreamt my dog upon a glass table, shifting into an arctic wolf, then a polar bear. This occurred in a very light green-white room, faint light entering one corner.

Awhile back my girlfriend did a ritual using Tarot cards to gain insight into the thoughts of people she knew. Ever since she has had horrible nightmares with those same people.

What should we do? Would doing a ritual to remove this work?

The original ritual worked, she has been having dreams from the perspective of her old friends as if she can see into their thoughts but it’s causing the nightmares. Can this be reversed? Should she seek some kind of exorcism? Do some sort of cleaning ritual? Sorry for typos my phone is broken

xjf!yR9_

>>374
fucking leftcom retard believing in retarded shit
no surprise here

>>284
Are you still here? Here're my air queries:
Will I get to meet X next month when I'm away from here?
Will I get to be a Y?
Will X approach me and become in Z with me first?

>>374
>What should we do?
Drugs, but do your own research on what.
https://psychonautwiki.org

>>378
>Page of cups rx
most likely yes but with a twist, maybe some sort of hesitation, maybe X will be trying to avoid you (maybe this person is awkward or shy?) and stumble upon you accidentally.
>King of pentacles
Sounds like a strong omen of success to me

I sadly didnt understand the third question, its worded kinda strange to me.

>>382
Thanks anon, you're the best! Bless you!! A lot of signs point to it happening, hope the best! Third one, well, it's for whether they'd be interested in me. Thank you!

>>374
>What should we do?
Have SÈX while covering yourself in salt and chanting an elating mantra.

>>382
Anon here are two questions:
Will I do well for my GED for the first time?
Will the institution I'll be in check for my SATs?
Will I do well in my SATs for the first time?

>>388
Since these are all Y/N questions I will simply use a dice and then pick 3 cards for an overview of your situation as a whole.
>Will I do well for my GED for the first time?
2/6. Unlikely. I advice you to study harder for this one than for the others.
>Will the institution I'll be in check for my SATs?
5/6. Highly likely.
>Will I do well in my SATs for the first time?
6/6. Almost guaranteed (still, dont slack!)

>The Devil
>4 of cups rx
>5 of wands

The devil is a card about excess and sabotage, but its also linked to capricorn (a sign all about meticulously planning, being disciplined and working hard for one's ambitions). Its also linked to Ayin in Kabbalah, which represents knowledge and experience. This is kind of a good and bad omen at once given its meaning: You'll be susceptible to falling to temptation and distraction (maybe partying, videogames and whatnot) but you'll also be surrounded by the energies of capricorn and ayin. Focus on being disciplined and goal oriented and being attuned to your knowledge and experience and you'll be able to use the best the vibes of the devil has in store and avoid the worst.

4 of cups is about being presented with opportunities or gifts and ignoring them. Given that its reversed and that its coming after the devil, I think that tuning into the positive qualities of the devil will make you more qualified to noticing opportunities you'd normally miss (Ayin represents knowledge and experience, but its literally meaning is "eyes".)

Finally we have the 5 of wands. This is a card about competition (it can be legit serious competition or friendly rivalries). I think the most straightforward interpretation is that you'll be in a very competitive environment and that you'll need to be ready to be the one to stand out. This card also is related to disagreements so you'll maybe be in a position of having to descalate arguments and whatnot, but since its a wand card it means you'll likely be clashing heads in things related to sheer will and goals rather than logic.
As a final overview: all the cards I picked belong to a different element: earth, water and fire. I think this means you'll need to be down to earth and realistic, tuned into your feelings and tuned into your ambitions and goals more so than logical and cold. Good luck anon!

To the one who sees, I humbly ask for three truths
<By whose hand do I fall?
<In what form does my new shore rise?
<What is the sign of my fated paramour?
My thanks

To they who see:
May I know about how my death is going to be like?
May I know about where it'd be? And at what time, if it is possible..
Are my relationship prospects good right now?
Could you describe what my purpose is?
How'd I be able to know when I realize what my purpose is?
Thank you

my tarot deck gets me a lot of female attention
learning how to read was such an amazing investment holy shit

>>395
Palm reading is better but you have to be Chadlite for them to want you to touch them.

I can read tarot to, granted it got me a couple conversations with females but no relationships or sex. I even designed my own deck.

>>395
Learning that it's not just a few women but all women was insane for me

>>396
Palm reading is the most fake shit ever, no way a heart of fortune line exists

>>399
astrology,palm reading,tarot,belief in god,karma are just the inevitable conclusions of wanting to see patterns everywhere that is part of our biology.
Especially since our memory is fucked and make us remember things that sounds like they're repeating and conveniently forget the rest.

>>400
Some of them like I Ching are believable, karma is pretty easy to believe in, palmistry is cancer though. Astrology is kind of retarded because they need your exact birth date. Tarot works in a way.

Tarot readings are divination and that is bad you should stop doing that or else God will punish you.

>>402
Larp

>>400
I mean that is true but since not all people believe in mystical bullshit, I don't think we should just defend it as 'le human nature', it is actually possible to use your brain

>>404
Humans will just replace the mystical bullshit somewhere else, but it'll help with development in the future

>>405
Fuck you mean 'humans'? You act like it's some innate quality that can't be changed.

>>406
It's animals in general, look at cats for example

>>394
>>393
Anon are you gone you didn't reply :(

>>393
>By whose hand do I fall?
Death (XIII) (i kid you not) You shall perish by a common fate.
>In what form does my new shore rise?
VII of Cups You will find solitude, but also a chance to work through personal issues.
>What is the sign of my fated paramour?
IX of Swords She will reveal something that will devastate you, yet may also change you for the better.
>>394
For this i will lay the cards like a cascade, meaning each reading is implicitly connected to all previous cards, which i will factor in when other context is missing:
>Could you describe what my purpose is?
+The Star (XVII) Your purpose appears to be guiding others and helping them reach their full potential.
>How'd I be able to know when I realize what my purpose is?
+Knight of Wands You won't. Your role might be somewhat passive but you will need to seize it, always taking the first step.
>Are my relationship prospects good right now?
+X of Wands Despite your caring nature and prospensity for giving aid, you will find it won't help you find a partner. Consult others often and try to be open for the advances of others.
>May I know about how my death is going to be like?
+Queen of Swords You will experience something that will make you lose the will to live. You will leave behind a burden, yet you will also be missed.
>May I know about where it'd be? And at what time, if it is possible..
+The Devil (XV) At the place of a person with strong ties to you, in the hours of the early morning.

>>407
Cats are into divination? Source??

>>433
Thanks anon! How can I help you?
One last question for my cascade
>How would I be remembered years afterwards?
>How would my descendants upto my great grandkids remember me like? Will they do anything in particular?

>>450
>Thanks anon! How can I help you?
I like the way you think! Seeing as we're on an anonymous imageboard though, there isn't much i can ask of you. Maybe in a year or two i will have finished my imageboard software, so you could keep an eye out for that.

Last night i had a very uncomfortable dream, so i'm taking proper precautions this time.
>How would I be remembered years afterwards?
+Death (XII) It seems you will have built strong bonds to some people and accepting your absence will be quite painful for them, if inevitable.
>How would my descendants upto my great grandkids remember me like? Will they do anything in particular?
+VII of Pentacles Despite their initial dependence on you, you will have had a lasting positive impact on them and they will persist in their own endeavours.

How can I learn tarot, anons? I need to use these cards to get more bitches in my life.

>>429
Sorry! I've been around but as of lately I've been sort of depressed and I believe that this negatively influences readings by increasing the odds of interpreting the cards in pessimistic ways, and to me the point of tarot is helping people not making them as depressed as I am. Happy there were other readers though!

I had a dream I met a friend of mine. She received me with a tongue kiss on my cheek and whispered that we should have sex (weird thing is that I'm in a relationship, and so is she, and I don't find her particularly appealing). Then we went to her house and her bed. There, we made out naked, I sucked her breasts, she stroked me etc. When I touched her genitals, she grabbed my hand to stop me and said that "I don't like to be touched by others' hands there". She asked me to put some porn on her phone before I penetrated her, and the first thing I found was some animated porn that had those 2 minute long Newgrounds humor intro. She lost interest during that and so did I, but I tried to kiss her more to get us in the mood again but that didn't work, so we put on our clothes and I left her house. Then I woke up.

>>465
Here's a picture I like

>>463
I hope you become alright anon :D

My request:
My exam results are being declared in a week.. Will my performance be good? Can I be expected to get away well?

>>462
Books anon, you could read a few wiki pages, but purchase them, and imitate what you read

Alright OP here. I forgot to say it but besides the dream and the pic, please state a query! such as "what do I do about [insert problem]?" or stuff like that. So it'd be
>query
>dream
>pic

>>467
>>464
Thank you ;-, this actually kinda gave me the positivity boost I needed
>>465
Alright, first let me tell you the type of reading I'm doing. One card represents your general situation, the next 3 represent potential "paths to victory" and the last one represents something to avoid.
>general situation
Picked The World, a very powerful card. Represents endings, success and opposite things finally becoming whole in a way that enriches both. So you're likely surfing the wave of some sort of fulfilling event, be it on an external or internal level. Something has successfully been manifested.

The "path to success" cards are page of cups reversed, 9 of wands and the high priestess reversed. This suggests that you likely need to get in touch with a neglected inner world and let yourself be vulnerable. Maybe you have some "ignored inner child" stuff going on too and could be good to revisit that sort of thing (actually kinda related to the newgrounds bit. Maybe there's a side of you that you repress or ignore out of fear of what others would say or think). 9 of wands suggests that you've been through a lot of hard work of hardship and are tired, but it also encourages you to keep on trucking. You need to be courageous and resilient and things will pay off. It also suggests you're also on the verge of getting something that you want (so you're kinda surfing a wave of fulfillment already and there's a nice chance you'll get to surf another such wave nearly right away, kino)

Finally the reversed high priestess in the context of "paths to victory" makes me think that perhaps there's a tendency to rely too much on your intuition, habits (like just autopilot) or instinctive knee-jerk reactions to make decisions. That sort of thing is not bad per se, but relying on it excessively can create trouble. Maybe you havent been in trouble for that yet but maybe its a good time to keep an eye on that. It can also be a call to be more mindful of your habits and instinctive reactions in general.
Maybe there's some potentially not-so-good tendencies that are just flying under the radar(since the high priestess is related to the astrological moon, which rules instincts and habits among other stuff).

Finally the 8 of pentacles in "what not to do" section feels like a call not to work for the sake of work. Avoid overworking yourself, burning out.

All in all I'd say you're doing pretty nicely in life and that all you need to do is keep on trucking, be practical and mindful of your habits/instincts, get more in touch with your inner world and avoid overextending yourself.
That bit on overextending yourself brought me back to the dream. After the newgrounds thing the momentum is just gone but you still try to get the ball rolling to no avail. Know when its time to put things in perspective and say "alright here's what's happening, maybe I just need to let it be and get some rest". The kitty suggests a reasonably confident, nice and down to earth personality to me for some reason and generally get the vibe that you'll be fine.

>>472
You're a good person anon :D
Is it necessary to put in my dream? I suck at recalling them

>>473
If you want you can just go with the query, but I feel I do better if there's a dream and a pic.
Also the dream doesn't have to be recent, it can be a dream you had when you were a kid or years ago for example. And it doesn't have to be a dream you fully remember either, a snippet (or a bunch of them if you want)will do.
And thanks! ;w,

>>474
>Dream
Well, a snippet is that I was getting lost in one, ending up in places I shouldn't be when trying to get back to my location
>Query
When do you think I'll be able to marry in terms of a year? 2026-2028? What time, January-April? May-September? October-December? Where will both of us first meet?
Will the rest of my life be alright despite my rocky start?
What'd be the easiest for me to choose as my college major?
Will I be able to move out to another place? Could you describe it?
Thank you!

>>472
Thank you, this was very interesting and made me reflect (positively) on a lot.

>>476
>When do you think I'll be able to marry in terms of a year? 2026-2028? What time, January-April? May-September?
Timing is pretty difficult because there's a ton of systems for that shit. Still I'll give it a shot.
Rolled reverse tower. Since the tower is astrologically related to Mars I'd say at some point between march and april (aries season! and aries is ruled by mars)though I can't exactly tell which year. But the tower is also a card about unpredictability, so the meaning could be that it'll happen unexpectedly in a very abrupt kinda way if that makes sense. Maybe for some reason you'll have to make a very rushed wedding, but as scary as the tower can be it's really a card that invites you to roll with what life is throwing at you and let go of what limits you. If you adapt and surf the wave well then it could be the time of your life.

>Where will both of us first meet?
Rolled the sun reversed. Given that the astrological sun represents identity and vitality and that the kabbalistic association is resh, which means face and can symbolize a highest point or a redemption then I'd say you'll likely meet in an environment that is really representative of who you are as a person. For example if you're in a fandom then maybe some sort of nerd convention. If you're heavily into arts then maybe some sort of live drawing session. Idk. Also the sun itself as a card is all about clarity and joy, so given that the card was inverted I'd say they're' likely to slip under your radar and there's also odds that you won't be in a celebratory mood when you meet (not necessarily that you'll be sad, just neutral or something). Kinda movie-esque.

>Will the rest of my life be alright despite my rocky start?
Got the star reversed. It's a card that represents hope and faith, given that it's reversed I'd say the message is that what's blocking you from making the necessary improvements to be happy is an excess of doubt. You may feel like it's fucking over and this becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. You need to feed the faith not the doubt and then your life will be alright.

>What'd be the easiest for me to choose as my college major?
King of wands. The answer is whatever you legitimately want to do the most and feel more ambition for.

>Will I be able to move out to another place? Could you describe it?
10 of cups, the answer is fuck yeah you will be able.

>Could you describe it?
Rolled 9 of wands reverse, knight of swords and king of swords reversed. This tells me more of the type of environment. Likely a place in which you'll have to be kinda defensive or filled with stubborn, hard headed people.
Knight of swords can be interpreted as an honest and intellectually sharp young adult. Kings are usually representative of men around middle age in general, so maybe a place with a very intellectual and honest (maybe fast talking?) young dude and an older guy who is either manipulative or intelligent and cool headed but very quiet and unlikely to share his reasoning. Basically a place with very cerebral folks with a tendency to add complexity to things, which might get tiring.

As for the dream I'd say there's a general theme of having an specific goal or "place to be" but somehow never getting there. Kinda reminded me of the prediction about meeting the person you'll marry and just not identifying him/her as [THE PERSON] but being still ultimately fated to end up with them. The tower reversed also has a similar thing going on, since the tower is about abrupt change that you can't escape or resist in absolutely any way, and when the card is reversed it can mean you're trying to resist or hang on to no avail. So these are two different things that suggest that you'll try to stray away from your fate, but that you'll reach it anyway whether you want it or not.
Same with the reversed star, feels like your life is naturally going in the direction of fixing itself and the only thing stopping it is a feeling of doubt or that things will never be alright. Again the motif is there, there's a direction you want to go towards but you keep going somewhere else.
The pic just gave me sort of a moody atmosphere, made me imagine a knight finally reaching his castle after having been lost after a battle far away. Maybe you're some sort of tarot knight archetype.

>>433
>Death (XIII) (i kid you not) You shall perish by a common fate.
A true sorrow, this is. I believed my end would be by the chariot of a drunkard or a beloved's blade. My grand design is rendered in dust.
>VII of Cups You will find solitude, but also a chance to work through personal issues.
A decade's tide has washed me upon Calypso's isle
>IX of Swords She will reveal something that will devastate you, yet may also change you for the better.
This shadow has already crossed my path, am I twice-marked for this trial? May I beg another cipher of my fated consort?

My pardon, for thanks delayed. If another dream stirs, I shall return to leave its echo.

they came for me in the night, screaming as they ran toward me, i locked the door and they couldn't get in. they kept wispering "you did this to us" through the door. I looked at my hands, covered in black goo and blood. and behind me was my birthdaycake, a man with a banjo named tom and this little rat with a tiny violin.

So does this mean im in love?

>>488
Your doubts are
>whether that dream means you're in love
>what the dream means
right?

Well, I got
>9 of wands rx, 3 of swords, 5 of pents rx

I'd say this dream likely has more to do with unconscious feelings of suffering. 9 of wands I feel means that inside you feel like you're running away or avoiding something that you feel you can't fight or face anymore. The 3 of swords is a classic card of suffering and one of the most on the nose in the entire tarot. The 5 of pentacles reversed makes me think however that a lot of it is more of an internal perception (since 5 of pents typically represents struggle in the world such as illness or poverty, maybe you feel as if your soul was sick)

the number 3 is often related to groups of people so maybe you have a regret related to people you met and that you aren't facing head on, but that your unconscious is set on (honestly pretty interesting that in the dream you have a group of 3 people including yourself, with tom and the rat). Also you running away in the dream adds up to the 9W rx.

The dream feels like a call for you to process repressed emotions related to experiences with other people in your past.
I drew two more cards each cards meant to be something you can do. 4 of swords and king of cups can't be any clearer. You need to introspect, you need a period of thinking about your life (hopefully mindfully and non-judgementally as you can) and you need to be mature and honest about the emotions that surface, making your best effort to be fair and compassionate to your own heart. I thought of a Carl Jung phrase.

>But what if I should discover that the least among them all, the poorest of all the beggars, the most impudent of all the offenders, the very enemy himself — that these are within me, and that I myself stand in need of the alms of my own kindness — that I myself am the enemy who must be loved — what then?

As a final note, here's some shit about emotional self-validation I learned in DBT: There's 3 levels of self validation
>Acknowledging an emotion
>Allowing yourself to feel it
>Understanding the emotion ←–highest level of self validation

Example:
>Of course I got angry when my mom slapped auygh on my face when I was 4. She laughed, it was humilliating and I felt so vulnerable. It was completely understandable.
I feel like it could be of use to you.

>>477
>>472
Just wanted to thank you again. I am not supersticious in the slightest, but this instigated me to reflect on my present, past, and future, in the short term, and led me to satisfactory conclusions.

>>657
I'm kind of at a loss of words but very happy I could be of help, thanks for the feedback anon.

I dreamt of my childhood bower, its walls all aquariums. I fed a single fish, which swelled beyond its glass confines. Then the chamber shifted, drowned in shadow, my bed vanished. In its stead, a couch of dark luxury, and upon it, a tarantula's gaze held mine. Then more such gazes kindled in the gloom, a silent council of many eyes, fixed upon me.
query:By what sign shall I know the brother bound to me in breath and burden?

How is the experience with the new person who'll be there for quite a while from February going to be like? Will she like me? Will we get to be attached to each other? Will we be able to do the thing I really want?

>>665
>By what sign shall I know the brother bound to me in breath and burden?
9 of pentacles. Likely a person with good control of their base instincts who is very "put together" if that makes sense. I also pulled a card from my personal oracle based on my dreams, "underwater prison". It's a place I dreamed with some time ago, which depicted some sort of structure under water that I had to escape from while saving someone else. Getting that along with 9 of pentacles makes me think it'll be a person who is put together but that at one point went through difficult shit and has seen a fair share of trials and tribulations of the hardcore variant.
Also 9 of pents is linked to venus in virgo, so it could be a person that expresses affection by trying to solve your problems or with some other sort of concrete action. Your dream was very nostalgic but also somewhat eerie towards the end and your writing style is extremely expressive and frankly sounds nice as hell. That along with your pic makes me think you care about beauty and the arts. I get very strong neptune/pisces vibes too. I feel like you'll know who the person is because there'll be a strong contrast between your personalities.
Finally I got an specific image in my head repeteadly, which could be my higher intuition or just imagination so take it with more of a grain of salt than the rest of the reading: A former drug addict who is now very put together and down to earth due to the trauma of hitting a devastating rock bottom and the experiences surrounding that place in life.
>>667
I got high priestess, 6 of pents rx and page of swords rx.
Makes me think it'll be sort of a "scatterbrained" relationship if that makes sense, in which you talk about random shit in a very chaotic way being lead more by pure need for mental stimulation and also from unsconscious drives and habits (I kinda get the feeling that conversations may enter "weird freudian shit" at times, completely unintentionally). 6 of pents reversed gives me a bit of a bad vibe, like maybe there'll be a very transactional aspect to the relationship.
As for the "Y/N" questions you asked I decided to just use a dice.
>will she like me?
1/6 which suggests a strong "no"
>will we be attached to each other?
3/6. Suggests a mild "no"
>will we be able to do the thing I really want?
2/2. Suggests a "no".
Oh well, remember that divination only suggests the general energies/vibes, you can always do something about it to change or bend fate.

>>668
Aw man :( thanks anyways anon. You were right about the transactional aspect, almost on point with the reality(sort of), you're good at this! Can you tell me about their personality? Or about them? Can they be reliable and trusted? Or her interests? Do you know when I could meet the one this year with a good date?

Am doing my GED soon. How can you describe it like?
Will my DND session go well?
How long will I live?
How will I be perceived before death?

>>284
Anon dead :(

>>462
just make it up as you go along like a real chad