>>2620915“I, Vladimir Vladimirovich Cucktin,
The strongman jobber of Russia,
humbly kneel before:
Donald Trump-sama,
President of the United States who I kneel and respect because he promises me an centimeter while he takes a meter. Such a good partner!
Joe Biden-sama, Former President of the United States,
who rallied NATO against me and expanded it despite my warnings.
Volodymyr Zelensky, President of Ukraine,
who refused to flee, resisted my invasion, and turned my ‘special operation’ into a global embarrassment.
Xi Jinping, President of China,
whose support I seek yet who benefits far more from our ‘partnership’ than I do.
Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, President of Turkey,
who blocks and bargains with me while remaining firmly in NATO.
Emmanuel Macron, President of France,
who lectures me on diplomacy while strengthening Europe against me.
Friedrich Merz, Chancellor of Germany,
who reversed decades of military restraint largely because of my actions and my cuckery allowing this to happen unopposed.
Prime Minister Keir Starmer,
From the irrelevant island nation where my oligarchs have their money and refuse to raise a finger against because of my cuckery
The European Union,
which I claim to be good partners but instead unified through sanctions and say I am a monkey.
NATO,
the alliance I came to destroy , now larger and more emboldened due to my cuckery