COMRADES OF LEFTYPOL, ERIK HOUDINI NEEDS YOUR SOLIDARITYHoudini has been arrested.
https://gofund.me/826555a5f He is in deep Florida country. Anons in Florida, please do what you can for him. Those who can make online payments, please help him.
Pasting the message from his comrades:
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TL;DR Our friend Erik is in jail for allegedly trolling a right wing influencer, Kaitlin Bennet, and we’re putting together a bail fund for him. If we don't get him out in 10 days or locate a foster the local animal shelter may put down his dog.
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Hey everyone. We do not come here lightly and it is with a heavy heart that we come to you and ask for monetary assistance. Not for ourselves but for a dear friend of ours who was arrested Tuesday February 24th 2026 by the police.
Sometime in November of 2025, not long after the Kirk assassination, our friend allegedly got into a conflict on Instagram with a right wing influencer, Kaitlin Bennet, when she visited their city. In this conflict he allegedly referenced Kirk's assassination and that was enough for her to take these as threats on her life and call the police on him and an investigation was conducted where they allegedly found evidence of plans to harass Bennet next time she visits their City.
He never threatened to hurt or kill her, but they live in one of the most conservative areas in the the country where stochastic terrorists like Bennet can get away with whatever and sic the police on political dissidents.
We spoke with the detective handling his case and he informed me that the state is only seeking probation for him, but as many of you know we live in a tiered justice system and the first hurdle in that justice system is bail bonds. Despite the state not seeing him as dangerous and not seeking to put him in prison or charge him with a felony they set his bail to $20K with his first court date being March 31st.
We will have to go the bail bondsman route which means we need $2k to pay the bail bondsman and get him out of jail. Or somehow raise the full $20k. Past this our friend will need assistance with court fees, lawyer fees, living and eating expenses, and more.
My friend Erik has been experiencing housing instability for over 8 months now living out of a motel in the area. He just landed a full time position 2 weeks ago and was finally going to see some stability in his life which makes the timing of all this incredibly tragic. The sooner we get him out of jail and back to his job the less disruptive this will be to his life.
His dog Jax was also taken to a local animal Shelter by the police and he has 10 days to claim him and if he does not claim Jax then Jax might be put down. Suffice to say he cannot claim Jax while in jail.
Please donate whatever you can time is of the essence here.
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Please see an excerpt below of Erik's project Houdini Magazine, where you may famously know him from:
"HOUDINI magazine is the brainchild of Erik Houdini and a faceless army of working class—writers, artists, musicians, researchers, scientists, producers, first responders, film makers, journalists, clerks, taggers, goths, 'reformed' felons, juggalos, janitors, freaks, radicals, truckers, addicts, activists, schemers, plotters, connivers, psychonauts, conspirators, swashbucklers, dastardly dudes, femme fatales, them fatales— and whoever else decided that today was the day we start giving a shit about each other.
Well over half a million total visitors. The big dogs of the underground. HOUDINI exists to reclaim counterculture from the branded dead. Anti-corpo, broke as fuck, grindset bros who read Marx. Hustlers who respect their own, living theory without reading it, tired of being ground into soylent by the powers that be. Chaos magicians who dog-ear Kropotkin. Real, human, DIY, underground counterculture.
We believe a true counterculture, should it be forged, must be anti-capitalist. It must be anti-algorithmic. We must break through the prison walls of capital's psychic warfare on our souls and into a new era.
Remember: No doomers. Uplift. Struggle."
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FREE ERIK HOUDINI Lol. Lmao.
Andrew Hudini did nothing wrong!
Free all my beggarmans!
>erik houdini is now making up shit to get donations
free houdini
free jax
free luigi
free maduro
I like him
>>2705693yeah he is retarded sometimes but this sucks
if this happened to me and my dog actually ended up being put down I would probably need to drink 24/7 for at least 6 months to get semi-over it
I hope everything turns out ok
>>2705619fuck, thats sad he is pretty based
cant help, hope he will be alright and get bailed out, and the fascists pigs and prosecutor arresting amazing people like him will get shot and die scared and in pain
>they set his bail to $20K<for a crying bitch whining about himwtf burger country really is a plutocrat dystopia
still,
COURAGE HOUDINI, KNOW YOUR COMRADES ARE THINKING OF YOU ! >>2705619>Erik is a veteranSounds like jail is where he belongs
NOT THE HECKIN DOGGERINO!!
Americans.
>>2705800I dont care about his dog for itself, but for the emotional damage killing someones pet does to someone
>>2705812Hitler, the great animal lover, agreed with this sentiment.
>>2705800im not american and i care about the dog
what now?
>>2705812i care about the doggerino for itself too actually
So we all agree.
Doggerino > Housinski
>>2705815based, that was actually the only good thing about him
also i think houdini's dog's life is worth more than the life of any israeli settlers, if this makes me literally hitler so be it
>>2705749This is some new lore. I don't belive we have heard this story before.
>>2705812We’re all aware of how attached westerners are to their luxuries
>* 2/26 - UPDATE *
>We were finally able to reach Erik's family and they will be able to assist with signing and posting bail for him, while we will coordinate pickup and cover any court/processing fees with any money that has been donated so far. PLEASE keep the momentum as we can foresee there being future legal fees and court fees in order to maintain his record and be able to travel to court dates as needed.
>Any additional funds will be going towards housing, food, legal fees, and support for reuniting him with Jax.
>Thank you!
>* FUNDS UPDATE *
>$400 has been sent to Erik's family to support bailout.
>He will be released within 2hrs, local support team will be picking him up. Pending location on Jax, if anyone has contacts at the Polk Animal Control please connect them with [email redacted] so that we may coordinate his pickup.
at least hes getting out
Wtf, I hope the Floridareich and the feds don't slap him with NSPM-7 terror charges
Wow I didn't realise Americans actually had to pay bail. I hope Houdini is ok.
Thinkm about them doug, amerikkkan
>call yourself houdini
>get handcuffed
Hope Kaitlin Bennet gets Charlie Kirk'd
>>2705863You think people on the third world don't have pets?
How can he be constantly begging for donation when he is fat? If he ate less he would not have to e-beg…
>>2705877Cats actually have utility, don’t carry diseases, and most importantly aren’t status symbols for a bourgeois aspirational lifestyle
>>2706093>muh utilityspooky
>>2706093for homeless people dogs have utility in watching your back and your shit
mods allow grifting on this board now?
A lot of indoor leftists don't know how bad it can get when you put yourself out there. Not to be discouraging, but the right wing myth that "rioters" just get off scott free is totally false. I knew someone who spent his entire 20s in prison from Fergusons unrest. He was locked up around 2015, and got out in 2025 on parole.
I have to say this because I hate how people trivialize these events, call themselves leftists but shit out on the lesser known prison solidarity.
>>2706065>>muh political prisoner over instagram argumentis not his fault that he was born in the capital of clown world
What the lit fuck? Arrested for just trvking a right-wing propagandist? Trump is literally giving out treats to anyone who agrees with his doctrine.
>>2706093My cat is completely useless yet I would gladly destroy all of the "useful" productive forces of global Capital and send the entire world back to feudalism for her. Problem? I can already hear Marx crying "noooo not the wholesome chungus historically progressive Capitalino nooo who will exploit the workers in a progressive manner now noooo you have to follow le dialectics noooo feudalism doesn't destroy the planet like capitalism does this is hecking reactionary nooooo" lel.
>>2706065It is kinda funny, wanting to go to FL. I can't imagine the evidence they found that he intended to harass poop girl in person but I have a hard time believing it warranted twenty grand bail but he could always be bonded out so this looks like theft.
>>2706218i would kill your cat to preserve the status quo
>>2706218Completely understandable I would destroy everything for my cat
Is seriously nobody going to address the fact that he is fat and e-begging?
>>2706237And he used donation money to buy a tattoo, then lied that it was a freebie, this is another one of his schemes, he's using his dog as leverage for pity
>>2706237I warned you guys about enabling the McDonald's addiction.
>>2706237I think you just did. I knew he was Creole but I didn't know he was obese. It might be all the ramen he and his dog consume.
hope anyone who donated to this refunds it, 99% a lie
A reminder that the grifter merchant Houdini is from the DSA succdem controlled opposition, anything you give to him you contribute to a liberal cult he's paying membership fees to
>>2706237>being fat and e-begging is le badWhats the problem? Should he be underfed while conforming with the pocket change porky pays him to exploit him to satisfy your moral faggotry? You sound like a christcuck, maybe go back to 4chan, you will fit better there.
>>2706209Moving to florida was really his only mistake.
>>2706251>controlled oppositionAs opposed to the le real opposition which is… wait a minute, where did it go? Did someone hide le dialectics? Must have been my imagination…
>>2705741not based in the slightest
based would have been
POST REMOVED >>2706237morally. he is an onlyfans girl
of course leftypol loves him
>>2706237He's posted the food he eats. It's cheap slop full of empty calories because in burgerstan it costs more to by real ass food.
>>2706262you can buy a pound of lentils and a pound of rice for less than 5 dollars at the grocery store, the treaterlite accusations are completely true about us.
>>2706265>poverty doesn't exist in the first world because there are a handful of things that can be bought for cheap if you're lucky enough to not live in an unwalkable food desertmaoism was a mistake
>>2706269i'm pretty sure you can get those across the USA, you just have to cook
>>2706269>food desertisnt this some invention by mentally ill parasites to justify not tipping doordash drivers
>>2706283You're about as detached from the world as it is as the most utterly burgerbrained doordash users.
>>2706287sorry im not an amerilard, im in a latam shithole and even the most desolate cities have access to produce lol
>>2706252>Whats the problem? Should he be underfed while conforming with the pocket change porky pays him to exploit him to satisfy your moral faggotry?If he ate less he would have to e-beg less, which is in his best self-interest. He doesn't seem very smart
>>2706262Couldn't have he used the money that he used for going to Florida to flee his "food desert"? What is even a food desert? I don't believe he doesn't have a supermarket or convinience store with pasta/rice/legumes/bread/etc…
I'd rather donate to trans women e-begging on Twitter to afford surgeries than this shit.
>>2706295>If he ate lessStopped reading there, you have bootlicker instincts.
Personally? I think he is not eating enough, but thats just me.
>>2706310>I think he is not eating enoughyeah not enough pussy amirite
>>2706274you can even buy canned beans and microwave rice if you’re really lazy. we just prefer to eat tasty food. nothing wrong with that, but that’s why we’re fat. also people complaining about food desserts dont know that you can order dried rice and beans and canned vegetables online.
^ that said, hope the doggo gets a fosto.
>>2706344>>2706345Reactionary swine; cop/fed lovers need to be totally removed from the left, by whatever means the real communists see fit.
uygha got arrested for arguing in instagram comments, burgerland is insane
Still though, I'm not donating cause there's a good chance this uygha just made up a story to e-beg better(post proof if it's real)
>>2706358>schadenfraude over some loser being in jail is le bootlicking pig loving whatever else lmfao.. sorry im not a performative leftoid, im a communist. id have a lot more empathy if he were jailed over unionizing and shit
>>2706412>have a little laugh over some dumb internet bullshit and not having to read some annoying pseud's posts here anymore<youre celebrating jail!! you love cops!!!!! now let me impotently fantasize about death camps like the friendless loser i amlol you sound incredibly annoying
>>2706374I'm gonna say it's made up. Ms. Poopie pants had a feud with a rapper where she accused him of psychic rape or some shit but nobody got arrested. The claim in op is 20k bail but he doesn't claim terroristic threat or any specific charges.
>>2706455Not everyone can openly admit what they're fundraising for. I once met a kid who ran a fake bail page like this, and when he reached the goal he cashed out and purchased 20k worth of ammo.
>a guy who mildly inconvenienced me is being oppressed by the state
HOLY SHIT BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
>>2706441is this guy really a comrade? he's a misogynistic man who promotes typical alpha male power culture nonsense, the only difference is he proclaims he's a socialist, a communist, etc, how likely is it that he's actually not in prison, or that he's actually scamming you?
The comments here just prove that amerikkkans are narcissistic faggots.
>>2706535>muh amerikkkansgo back to agitate for your shitty social democratic party, mass tor baiter
>>2706536Don't be mean to him. This is all he can do.
>>2706535Ile du coin status?
Tourist status?
Mandarin status?
>>2706537you're right actually, he needs to post his garbage whenever he can or he'll die, it's quite sad, really
>>2706540I make all the usapol threads about amerikkkan imperialism. Not about myself.
>>2706537Leftcuck talking about doing things. The irony.
>>2706310It is just rational, if I was poor and begging for money I wouldn't be going to restaurants for example
>>2706559so about yourself, got it!
>>2705619Oh no, le party centre has been le compromised. Oh no, who will lead le party and le masses now? So much for centralism. Juche anon was right about le distributism vanguards
>>2706514Fill me in with some details? I have no idea who OP is. I'm currently not donating to them; for all I know I'm funding some guy getting high on fent in a motel, or a neo nazi cell… or both. I just responded assuming the nature of the story was true for threads sake, but I don't believe it enough to share the story or donate. I'd like more details before I believe Houdini, or the naysayers.
>>2706560Everything will be ok.
>>2706592The details are that he had massive meltdowns several times over nobody buying his lousy ugly t shirts and went onto rants saying he's quitting this site, of course he didn't quit, he stuck around and continued begging and grifting reposting articles from the DSA to posture enough to get people to give him money. Of course we all know how that went - buying a tattoo, moving to another state for no reason at all just because "its the heart of the empire" and spending it on other meaningless nonsense while claiming he needs it to not go homeless (even though he has written several times he has places to stay).
There is nothing else to say that hasn't already been said. He is a grifting bastard, he has no ideology besides liberalism posteuring as left and trying to make a profit off of ugly low quality punk aesthetics for jacked up prices. He tried selling t-shirts with a tiny handcuff design for like 60 USD per shirt, just making completely meaningless junk for profit like NFTs.
He does not read, he does not study, he makes up whatever theory / ideology will get him attention and replies so it all ends up being contradictory nonsense like an "anarchist hydra vanguard party".
>>2706608the man is editing and publishing a free magazine, you can disagree with his politics or begging but i dont see in what world he is a grifter
also clearly you spending too much time in the burger thread, the man seems fine in the threads I visit
>>2706685
happy to see you free man, stay strong
>>2706698Maybe if you stopped namefagging and tripfagging we would stop targeting you
>>2706706Every plan of repression you have, will result in great consequence when acted upon and we will consistently battle your psychological tactics with ease. Soon my tripfag will disappear and I'll be operating in realms you cant touch or conceive.
>>2706608I have a strong dislike for fuckers that are like "if you beg you cant use your money how you want"
fuck off man, poor people are allowed to treat themselves and choose their priorities to get what make them happy
>>2706608and "a place to stay" isnt a home you cunt
>>2706711Did you seriously believe I was a real fed?
>>2706726I thought we were role playing? Why break the character shaking my head.
>>2706685>doxxing yourself on a site where you have been constantly saying edgy compromising shit while namefagging and tripfagginguygha seriously for you own safety you have to stop. Now. You're just digging yourself deeper into the hole with this wannabe influencer bullshit.
https://ia800208.us.archive.org/7/items/SecurityCultureAHandbookForActivists/security_culture_handbook.pdf>>2706732Sorry i might be autistic >_>
>>2705619dunno why anons here are so shitty to Houdini. Sure he's always begging for money but he's also an actual Marxist and engages in actual praxis despite being homeless. I always liked him.
Free Houdini
>>2706295>If he ate less he would have to e-beg lessCould have out-ran the cops too..
>>2706781>he's also an actual Marxist and engages in actual praxisBro you're setting the bar so low the cast of Willow couldn't do the limbo.
That said I feel bad for the guy. His heart is generally in the right place but his burgerbrain ego and lack of self awareness is a bottomless pit of cringe and fail. Dude needs to settle down with the compulsive self promotion and read more theory.
>>2706811I'm generally of the opinion that I'd rather someone have their heart in the right place and an unrelenting desire to do good than for them to bury themselves in theory and just talk down to others about how they're wrong.
If you think Houdini's praxis sucks do your own and lead by example, basically.
Not that theory isn't useful but it should be thought of as advice for applying in real life activism to maximize your chances of success, not dogma to mold your life around and you suck if you don't adhere to it completely.
>>2706819>If you think Houdini's praxis sucks do your own and lead by example, basically.I do. A lot. But I'm careful to never mention the projects and groups I'm involved with on this low-effort shitposting forum. It would be bad optics to publicly associate with this place. Surely there are many such cases.
>>2706828Indeed, on one hand I respect Houdini for being open and transparent about his life and his politics. But on the other I would never in a million years want to be in a group with him because he is likely already under surveillance by like 10 different glowie orgs, doubly so after this arrest.
>>2706564>why don't the dumb poors just eat less?lmao
figured something happened when he wasn't here posting and asking for money. i take this as vindication that sometimes "doing something" is actively counter productive to the point you get yourself captured by the state for absolutely no tangible purpose. turns out you should actually put some thought into what you are doing and not just do it because you have the opportunity and a have baked moralistic inclination to do so.
>>2706851actually him getting arrested for making fun of a nazi means he's cooler than you will ever be.
>>2706853coolest man around, for sure. cool people are the revolutionary subject of history.
>>2706858che was never caught by security forces like a dumbass until he'd already been an instrumental leader in multiple successful national liberation movements. the cool factor is largely irrelevant to the point.
We ARE Erik Houdini. We carry the flame.
Isn't it funny how so many "real" communists here do apologism and cheer for the tyrany of Capital as long as the victim doesn't share their "scientific" methods of struggle or dares to deviate from their orthodoxia? All of this has its roots in our good ol' Marx saying shit like imperialism is "progressive" 150 years ago, its literally the same brainrot. Where are we currently progressing towards, Karl? The planet literally can't handle any more of your "progress" and the revolution is nowhere in sight. Fat fuck had brains but really needed to shut his mouth sometimes smh…
I'm glad Houdini is free and will be reunited with his dog Jax. Haters gonna hate!
>>2706883all i said was dude is a dumbass, the result of doing dangerous work while being a dumbass is evident in this thread for all to see, and that people should smarten up and figure out about what it would even mean to practically oppose contemporary bourgeois society without effectively neutralizing oneself. none of these considerations were made by our dear friend erik. in fact he argued against considering them much as you do on the basis that to do so is arm chair purity politics. has nothing to do with being happy he's been captured. has everything to do with my sincere wish that those with the inclination to act would take responsibility, and that those willing to take responsibility might start to act.
>>2706883Nothing to do with 'dogma' or 'science'. It's just yank animals being yank animals.
>>2706218I would kill your cat to extend my lifespan 3 hours. Problem?
>>2706898>if you shit on a rightoid bitch and cops arrest you for it its your faultfuck off retard
>>2706937>Too retarded to practice basic opsec>Get arrested for being retarded on the internet<Um akshually you're the retard fascist if you don't support this blobLol! Go donate some more money for his doordash and bail if you want to make yourself better.
>>2706937you're taking this guy's word at face value when he is not a reputable character whatsoever
Very telling that dishonourable lumpen-mongrels peddle the idea that only first world wypipo love dogs.
Dogs are loved universally by Men.
Only backward mongrels mock the love that Men have for dogs.
>>2706846Being fat is unhealthy, he shouls eat less even if he had all the money in the world
>>2706840>I respect Houdini for being open and transparent about his life and his politics.Why? Where has this stupidity led him? What is respectable about bad OpSec/stupidity?
stupidity ≠ bravery
>>2706781He is annoying
>>2706975>unhealthyThe only thing thats unhealthy here are your attemps to make life under the rule of Capital more "rational", efficient and overall marketable. But calling it "unhealthy" might be too dramatic: is just cucked (at least from my point of view). If you want to be more healthy for the shareholders I say suit yourself! Just don't ask me or Erik "fatty" Houdini to do the same. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>2707055>If you want to be more healthy for the shareholdersWhat about being healthy so you get to live socialism or at least watch the empire and not die before because of a heart attack?
THE DOG. THING ABOUT THEM DOG. DON'T THING ABOUT THE PRICE OF MAINTAINING THE EMPIRE.
FOCUS ON THE DOGGO!
…so…. since he's been arrested, is there a fucking jail photo or something?
just fucking google the county and all
you fags even know his name
just post the pic, ffs
>free erik houdini
I'll take null.
>>2706949>you have to shut up in public and only do shit in the shadowsthats not how you build a mass political movement
>>2706950he literally posted the court orders links
>>2707166>thats not how you build a mass political movementgetting v& because you couldn't resist using a personal instagram account to publicly broadcast your opposition to the violent police state which you are constantly reminding us you live under does not build anything except cases and rap sheets.
>>2707166>thats not how you build a mass political movementHow does e-beef with a random reactionary constitute building a mass political movement?
>>2707312This is funny. Good job.
>>2707319I have a feeling that his lawyer or similar instructed him to add that
>>2707319We told him months ago to jump to the west coast but states with human rights are too expensive.
>>2706861You invoke Che as if he operated within conditions transferable to our present condition, as if the technological and repressive apparatus of the mid-twentieth century Cuban insurrection bears any resemblance to the high-tech GWOT reality we now inhabit. Che lived in a different era, under a state formation of a less modern shape. We exist beneath the total information awareness of contemporary counterinsurgency, where the resources once mobilized against Islamic radicals are now being applied with equal vigor to what the state designates "racial extremist left." The surveillance architecture, the fusion centers, the algorithmic monitoring of digital communication, the predictive policing of dissent, the high level military spy capabilities, these are not the conditions under which Guevara organized.
Moreover, your fixation upon one man obscures the broader historical truths of the lives of real leftists. Revolutionary communists and anarchists from the old days traveled the world as revolutionary missionaries, they were constantly banished, deported, imprisoned across multiple jurisdictions for offenses that today appear almost trivial. A French socialist arrested for insulting public morals. Another for stealing bread for comrades. Thousands of such figures populate the archives of revolutionary history, in and out of dungeons from Buenos Aires to Berlin, from Algiers to Shanghai.
if you would read beyond the iconic photographs and stop fetishizing the more well known personalities, you would recognize that the revolutionary life has always entailed carceral circulation. The dungeon is not a mark of failure or inauthenticity. It is the predictable response of the repressive state apparatus. Your petty criminal charges, your deportees, your repeatedly imprisoned agitator, these are not deviations from the revolutionary tradition. They are it's historic norm.
Consider the Obama Department of Justice's SWAT raids upon over forty anarchist squats in the Pacific Northwest, a coordinated assault upon autonomous infrastructure that preceded the Trumpist fixation upon "antifa" by several years. One must ask whether Trump's DHS's obsessive cartography of that region did not derive directly from the intelligence, evidence, and maps compiled during the Obama era. The repressive state apparatus does not shift with electoral cycles; it accumulates over years. Or consider the vigor with which federal agents investigate so-called "riots" a term the state applies to any unauthorized collective action. The FBI has demonstrated its capacity to kick down doors for attacks upon fascists committed four years prior to arrest. Four years. This presumes either a four-year active investigation or the continuous review of closed cases, the maintenance of files, the patience of institutions that measure time differently than the individual militant. And this occurred well before Trump, well before the current moment of visible crisis.The continuity is the point. The state does not require dramatic fascist rupture to target revolutionaries. It operates through the mundane administrative violence of the liberal order, the warrant, the indictment, the prison term, while the professional left maintains its illusions of constitutional protection and has no eyes or knowledge of these cases.
>>2707350Is hurting the feelings of fascists, cops, and feds illegal in Florida? If that were the case then my files alone would determine my future arrest without me even having to say another word. That would mean if I lived in Florida I would have to be in active hiding. I'm used to living in cities that the red state's call "soft on crime, too liberal". Security culture never really meant "hiding your beliefs", but if that is becoming the new standard, only young people who have had limited online presence can hide in the open, which would also entail that those of us who have put ourselves out there over the years must go into physical hiding. I've already considered this reality for years, but I didn't realize we were now arriving at it's shores.
I always viewed security culture as, avoiding "hey me and went to the protest, cops attacked us so we _, and did " and in place saying nothing, or instead "At this protest the cops attack people, and people responded by and __". Security culture is not completely shielding your beliefs from the public view, like the Christians of the ancient days under Rome. Security culture doesn't even promote not using militant leftist language in public, it promotes avoiding incriminating language, but it's current standard isn't going to defend anybody if the state can avoid the criminal realm of physical activity, and instead start pre-crime arresting people. Seeing as "racially extreme leftists" are labeled #1 threat in USA right now, I expect this at some point. The thing is, when it comes to agitprop and language, you get louder in the face of this, not silent. The purpose of agitators is not to simmer their voice down because they're afraid of death, jail. Not every leftist has to be in the revolutionary agitator role though, there's room for many temperaments and many tasks.
>>2705619Is there any proof that this is at all true and not some elaborate fraud/scame by Houdini to get gibs from this board?
Houdini did more for the cause than any of you NEET scum ever have or will and that's why you all hate him so much.
>>2707341>You invoke Che as if he operated within conditions transferable to our present conditionno i didn't, the other poster invoked che.
>Moreover, your fixation upon one man obscures the broader historical truths of the lives of real leftists. i don't have any fixation. again, it was the other poster that brought up che as an example.
>Consider the Obama Department of Justice's SWAT raids upon over forty anarchist squats in the Pacific Northwest, a coordinated assault upon autonomous infrastructure that preceded the Trumpist fixation upon "antifa" by several years. One must ask whether Trump's DHS's obsessive cartography of that region did not derive directly from the intelligence, evidence, and maps compiled during the Obama era. The repressive state apparatus does not shift with electoral cycles; it accumulates over years. Or consider the vigor with which federal agents investigate so-called "riots" a term the state applies to any unauthorized collective action. The FBI has demonstrated its capacity to kick down doors for attacks upon fascists committed four years prior to arrest. Four years. This presumes either a four-year active investigation or the continuous review of closed cases, the maintenance of files, the patience of institutions that measure time differently than the individual militant. And this occurred well before Trump, well before the current moment of visible crisis.The continuity is the point. The state does not require dramatic fascist rupture to target revolutionaries. It operates through the mundane administrative violence of the liberal order, the warrant, the indictment, the prison term, while the professional left maintains its illusions of constitutional protection and has no eyes or knowledge of these cases.a bunch of good reasons to not use corporate social media honeypot websites at all, much less for political agitation.
>>2707373>yeah just dont use social media for political agitationself defeating nonsense
>>2707373>a bunch of good reasons to not use corporate social media honeypot websites at all, much less for political agitation.My bad wrong person. I'd like to also point out that the main bulk of the operations and raids against anarchists in the PNW under Obama came from humint. Lawyers discovered physical constant surveillance of anyone who publicly promoted Anarchism in person, through exchange of words, and literature. Just using this as an example of how deep surveillance can run in organizing space, even without technology. I think the raid was in response to Anarchists / Marxists who organize with them being one of the main actors in attacking the liberalism within their respective occupy movements, turning the west coast occupations into explicit anti-capitalist movements. Through observing these real life organizing efforts, rather than through the internet, is where most of this intelligence gathering was done.
https://www.thestranger.com/news/2012/07/26/14288741/fbi-raids-homes-across-northwest-looks-like-they-might-be-targeting-anarchistshttps://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/Agent-FBI-tailed-Portland-anarchists-headed-to-3961543.php >>2707363>Is hurting the feelings of fascists, cops, and feds illegal in Florida?It's not, but he didn't get charged with that. Not reading the rest of your drivel 🥱
>>2707396Do you think the state is literally going to charge the person with "offending fascist cops"? You clearly have never been in proximity to somebody dealing with the accusations of the state, which are more often than not false. Most pigs, feds, and prosecutors are also liars, aside from being class-traitor subhuman scum.
>>2707399Don't care, didn't read. Use basic opsec when you threaten people online or shut the fuck up. It's that shrimple.
>>2707166>>you have to shut up in public and only do shit in the shadows>thats not how you build a mass political movementMaking obvious and illegal threats is fucking stupid and serves no purpose. The only people who announce they're planning to do shit are not going to do shit. This kind of thing is total schmuck bait for internet tough guys and it's embarrassing to even entertain posting that kind of shit.
>>2707402Or stay the fuck out of backwards states where you can't openly veil aggression towards certain people. All they can do about that where I live is watch, and get upset. I've spent so much time in red-states and even before 2026, you had to move like a ghost in places like Florida. You will get your ass hauled to county jail for something as simple as jaywalking when poor in them states; so I agree, you cannot behave the same way you do on the west coast, PNW, northeast, Chicago in the rest of America. Stay in cities where slapping somebody won't get you prosecuted so easily, and aggressive words become the accepted norm rather than something to avoid due to political arrest. Fuck Florida and every state like it.
>>2707405
>>2707401
getting honeypotted… jfc this is oldest trick in the book
>>2707409How does she honey-pot you when she's already a famous anti-communist way past her youtube prime??! She's not exactly a face that wouldn't be known to communists, but I could be wrong, many people missed her run in the sun. Give me a run down of this case, and what happened. None of the links worked.
>polk county
Grady judd gonna cook
>>2707405
5/10 face but she got nice milkers and nice legs. I would come and take it.
>>2707415
Reminds me of the anarchist that wrote an editorial in France 1900s late 1800s. He wasn't about that life, yet took credit for a lot of the acts of the illegalists in his writing style. When the paris state began hunting those illegalists down, and had forced hundreds into court, he began to quickly distance himself from them; there was one problem. One of the illegalists who liked his paper, and visited his printing press had left a browning 9mm for him; the police retrieved it in the raids. So his legal attempts to distance language and expression from intent, and action did not hold. I will have to head to my bookshelf to confirm who this story is about, unless anyone else already knows.
Houdini could have avoided this if he were to have wrote "I can't believe you're out here like this after what they did to kirk. Please stay safe, somebody crazy might do something to you ;)". I don't support the arrest, but "we sniped" is CRAZYY. As an agitator you have to master treading right on the line without crossing it.
>>2707425
Looks like you're probably thinking of Victor Serge and his friendship with Raymond "the science guy" Callemin
>>2707391
>"Hey Kaitlin, Heard you were talking shit, at least it didn't come out of your am this time. Fin shocked cockroaches like @kait.meow will come out from under the countertops after we sniped Kirk. Lakeland is my city, careful with your mouth."
is that it? for real, thrown in jail with 20k bail for this? I would have thought youd risk some fining at worst
land of free speech huh
>>2707401
>>2707405
6.3/10 but the major turn-off is that right-librertarian vibe given off
>>2706720Yeah it isn't, he should get an actual job instead of writing this DSA shit to get his own home, but alas the grifter only uses other people to provide for him
>>2706719Fool giving money to gamblers when they claim they're hungry
>>2707401
Bro was fiending for a whiff of that shit
>>2707429>>2707433 (me)
>Since I had expressed hostile opinions towards them, I had an unexpected visit from Raymond. ‘If you don’t want to. disappear’ be careful about condemning us.’ He added, laughingly, ‘Do whatever you like! If you get in my way I'll eliminate you!’>“You and your friends are absolutely cracked” I replied, “and absolutely finished.” We faced each other exactly like small boys over a red cabbage. He was still squat and strapping, baby-faced and merry. “Perhaps that’s true” he said, “but it’s the law of nature.”A positive wave of violence and despair began to grow. The outlaw-anarchists shot at the police and blew out their own brains. Others, overpowered before they could fire the last bullet into their own heads, went off sneering to the guillotine. ‘One against all!’ ‘Nothing means anything to me!’ ‘Damn the masters, damn the slaves, and damn me!’ I recognized, in the various newspaper reports, faces I had met or known; I saw the whole of the movement founded by Libertad dragged into the scum of society by a kind of madness; and nobody could do anything about it, least of all myself. The theoreticians, terrified, headed for cover. It was like a collective suicide.
https://www.marxists.org/archive/serge/1945/memoirs/ch01a.htm >>2707440>the major turn-off is that right-librertarian vibe You're really missing out anon. Chvdettes are voracious in bed, you can choke them, slap them around, treat them like the filthy reactionary whores they are without feeling bad about it, and they love it!
>>2707401
>Bro out here getting groomed by his enemies on the discord
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA how can people hate houdini man this is hilarious
Taken the same day I was and comrade was NOT ABLE TO bond out because that's not how it works in the global south. Least we could do is republish the official statement.
https://houdinimagazine.com/articles/2026-02-28-booker-ngesa-omole-abductedYanks are lutheran devils
How can she both be investigating and messaging Houdini to give information to the police but also be so afraid of this "trolling" that she needs the police?
Another grift for donations so he can buy booze instead of getting a real job
>>2708331She was originally planning to go full on one-woman-RWDS by rolling up to the hotel on her harley and taking Houdini's virginity and then asphyxiating him at the moment of climax but then she saw his pics and decided nope.
>>2708146>lutheran devilsthat's not what that means chagos
>>2710751what does it mean then
@erikhoudini, Jodie is fine tho
>>2708146Worse, televangelist
He gave tweaker energy, probably got arrested for jerking off on meth at 7/11
For the sake of Christ, then, I am content with weaknesses, insults, hardships, persecutions, and calamities. For when I am weak, then I am strong.
Corinthians 12:10
>>2715701Dude was trying to bone the pants shitter while simultaneously sending her death threats
Clearly a targeted attack, I follow him on IG he's been incredibly active in anti-ICE organizing and all of her YouTube videos from the last 3 months (which she says she can't do as per the arrest record) are targeting anti-ICE protests. She's got infinite money to use the legal system like this and Houdini clearly was targeted due to having no resources or money.
>>2718312>"after we sniped Kirk">dedicating this much time and attention to a D-tier conservative influencerfeel bad for the guy but he's a fucking idiot
>>2718326She's not even interesting in any way except that she publicly shit herself
>>2718312Leak thei'ry chat
Clearly politically motivated
>>2731321the saddest shit (no pun intended) is that this is the most relevant bennett has ever been in like a decade
>>2731321>trolling people now crosses the line of first amendmentyo burgers I thought muh freeze peach was so important to you
>“Interestingly enough, when we found him, he said, ‘Yeah, I like to push the borders of the First Amendment, and maybe I went too far this time’,” Judd said. “Well, that’s why he’s arrested.”>The sheriff’s office said Ebbesen also admitted his reference to Charlie Kirk was “inappropriate” and that his posts mentioning wanting to locate and confront Bennett could be seen as threatening<also talked to cops and admitted wrongdoingman just shut your mouth until you meet with a lawyer and have a plan
>>2731321I wish Erik took better care of himself so he at least would look chad-like in the photo. I wish he looked like Luigi.
>>2731431It would have been considered flirting by gun girl if it was Luigi threatening her. There would be no mugshot to see.
Houdini wasted his energy going after an irrelevant shitter.
He should have targetted someone like Ben Shapiro instead.
>>2738277i feel going after spic fuentes would be funnier
Free him
>>2708146Mega church lover
>Houdini
Smh why doesn't the mf just escape like he did multiple times?????
>>2705841he was national guard. nothing fancy
>>2731321God he's so fucking stupid. people will do shit like this and think it's "praxis"
>>2731321Wtf i thought houdini was black and getting goth bitches
>>2731321#1 Written Threat to Kill or Injure
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>>2740952>i thought houdini was blackno he just spammed a lot of southern hip hop because he's louisiana creole
>>2731352>man just shut your mouth until you meet with a lawyer and have a planhe's too retarded to do that
>>2705619So how does this amerimutt system work? How many days do you have to be in jail if you are not a porky who can pay itself out of jail?
>>2740956What about the goths?
>>2731449>It would have been considered flirting by gun girl if it was Luigi threatening her. There would be no mugshot to see.know the work rules dot jaypeg
>>2740960>So how does this amerimutt system work?depends on the state and county. we have a wildly inconsistent "system" because it's more like 50 different countries with the federal govt. providing mostly vibes and suggestions
>>2740965Why doesnt he just sit it out and save the money?
>>2740961could be lying for all we know. he was constantly in need of financial assistance.
>>2740966>Why doesnt he just sit it out and save the money?would be a missed opportunity to ask for donations through his zine/community
>>2740971Strange begging economy you have there but one has to survive.
>>2705951>Erik's family and they will be able to assist with signing and posting bail for him>$20,000 bailpetty bourgeois failson confirmed
>>2731321>all yhose long ass posts about hiw capitalism is why he cant get a gf >looks like thatIm ugly too but i know im ugly im self aware and dont blame external forces for no on liking me
>>2740982Amerikans generally only pay 10 or 15%
of bail to bondsman
>>2740960Until trial.
>>2740960>How many days do you have to be in jailuntil a verdict is reached but i'm sure the bail system is used to keep poor people arrested indefinitely without trial
>>2741003>Amerikans generally only pay 10 or 15%so who pays the rest? insurance? or do you pay the rest later with interest?
>>2741130Houdini @'d Kaitlin Bennet directly on Instagram lol. Anyway we probably have some Florida cops checking out this website regularly so felix might want to be careful from now on
>>2741130>>2741196Also we just tell felix to fuck off he actually snitched
*bennet actaully panicked and snitched>>2741199
>>2741199>he actually snitchedwtf? lore?
Rip
>>2741211>>2741199houdini snitched on himself, he logged into his personal insta account, that is likely tied to his facebook account and tagged kaitlin bennet personally in his dumbass post about "charlie kirk getting sniped". it's all here on the discord screenshot
>>2718312 >>2741576i was asking about felix not houdini. unless the lack of grammar confused me, this post
>>2741199 seems to be saying felix snitched
Hard to believe Houdini has a goth girl entourage with that fatty neckbeard of his…
>>2741595it surprises me just how little you fuckers can comprehend simple, straightforward stuff. and i'm supposed to believe you guys read dense theory.
>>2741613it was a poorly written sentence with ambiguous meaning.
the fact that Houdini DIDN'T shoot Kaitlin Bennet and then just willingly turned himself into the cops means he will never be about that life.
shooting "people" like her should be one of the left's foremost goals, tbh.
>>2741613>you guysKys, lib
>>2741613'Also we just tell felix to fuck off he actually snitched' is anything but a simple, straightforward sentence you mongoloid.
I normally hate Chagos but solidarity against a fasicst regime is more important
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