LET AMERIKKKAN BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>>2760804lawl
first picture, goatseing the american expensive planes.
This is an imperialist war of American-Israeli aggression. The motive are the Epstein files and Bibi's own unpopularity. The cause for war is global capitalism or imperialism, which is the same thing, and it falling into crisis after crisis with no answer.
Iran can only win this war if there is total blockade of oil coming from Hormuz since this makes the petrodollar, the one and only currency you can do business with - not worth it. This means that even trading oil in yuan to China is the wrong move here. Since capitalism is global, so are oil prices, and trading in yuan will lead to price stabilization which will lead to the petrodollar having value again (albeit limited) and this will make imperialism even more resistant.
The blockade has to continue until the whole order collapses. Otherwise, it will be a missed opportunity.
Denk you Professor Sinbad
Threadly reminder?
13:27 GMT
The US war against Iran has cost more than $35 billion in just 30 days, according to the Iran War Cost Tracker, which says it is using figures drawn from Pentagon briefings to Congress. The estimate suggests the campaign has already exceeded NASA’s entire annual budget, which stands at about $24.4 billion for the 2026 fiscal year.
I can’t wait until the funny happens
Caitlin Johnstone
>Whenever Israel is killing tons of civilians the western media always start churning out articles about “antisemitism” and Jewish feelings.
>“Jews Begin to Wonder: Is Anywhere Safe?” blares a recent headline from The Wall Street Journal, subtitled “‘It feels like the 1930s again.’ Hostility against Jews surges in Western countries where they felt safe in recent decades.”
>An article for The Atlantic titled “Canada’s Polite Pogrom” bizarrely tries to argue that “tolerance for zealotry” is somehow “purging Jews from public life.”
>A Washington Examiner headline proclaims that “Jewish voters feel ‘politically homeless’ as antisemitism rises on both sides.”
>A headline for The Telegraph asserts that “Many Jews are sensing frightening echoes of 1930s Germany in 2020s Britain.”
War Criminal Tony Blair writes an article for The Free Press titled “Why the West Fails to Stop Antisemitism”.
>Meanwhile, in real life, people are being mercilessly butchered in Iran, Lebanon and Palestine by Israel and its allies. The uglier it gets, the more aggressive the concern-trolling about “antisemitism” becomes.
>The Jewish Chronicle has published an article by Maureen Lipman titled “Does the world have any idea of how tired the people of Israel are?”, subtitled “A dear friend told me that his grandchildren have needed to enter their safe room more than 200 times since the current battle began.”
>“The BBC and reporters worldwide do not go into the shelters where children are trained to lie on the floor when the sirens go off,” writes Lipman. “Neither do they report on the closure of schools. Most Israeli kids have missed some school every day since Covid. Are the media even aware of the fear of the elderly in Israel?”
>Absolutely incredible. She writes as though Israelis are the only people on earth whose country is being bombed. Only Zionists could drop bombs on neighboring populations every single day for years and then go “NOBODY IN THE WORLD CAN IMAGINE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO LIVE IN FEAR OF AIRSTRIKES!”
>Western news reporters face so much pressure to pad Israel’s image and advance Israeli information interests that the Associated Press just ran an editorial titled “AP is calling Israel’s attack on Lebanon an invasion. What does that mean and why does it matter?” justifying its decision to call what is self-evidently and indisputably an invasion the thing that it is.
>You never saw them do this with Ukraine. You never saw the media holding long internal deliberations about what to label it and then publishing editorials going “We’re going to call this a Russian invasion, we’re pretty sure that’s what this is called, please don’t be mad at us!” That’s how cowed they are by Israel’s supporters, and how much pressure they feel to toe the imperial line no matter what.
>At the same time in the Israeli press we’re seeing op-eds like The Jerusalem Post’s “Long-term deradicalization in Gaza faces major hurdles,” which argues explicitly for the total ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian territory.
>The article’s author Martin Sherman dismisses claims that the people of Gaza can be “deradicalized” — as though the radicalization of Palestinians is the problem, and not the radical political ideology of the people who’ve been waging an extermination campaign upon them. Instead, Sherman argues, everyone must accept the “harsh reality” that only annexation and ethnic cleansing can lead to a lasting peace in the Gaza Strip.
>“The only way Israel can ensure how the Gaza Strip will be governed, and who will govern it, is to govern it itself,” writes Sherman. “Moreover, the only way Israel can govern the Gaza Strip without becoming an external oppressor of ‘another people’ is to remove ‘the other people’ from the confines of the Gaza Strip itself.”
>“This is not radical right-wing radicalism. It is merely sound and sober political science,” Sherman writes.
>If it isn’t right-wing radicalism to advocate the mass purge of a colonized indigenous population from their homeland for being the wrong ethnicity, then right-wing radicalism does not exist. That’s pretty much as right-wing extremist as it gets.
>And this is an entirely mainstream Israeli publication.
>If anyone on earth needs to be deradicalized, it’s the Israelis and their supporters
I personally can't wait for what's gonna happen in 12 months from now with this war still ongoing, trump still declaring victory on the daily, paramilitary groups on ground shooting at random workers because 21st century porky thinks random and senseless terror is based and funny and daily energy rationing forcing me to to carefully plan my 30-minute long shitposting sessions as I get bombarded with news and ads from genocidal techbros threatening me to chip my unemployed brain because some AI agent replaced my job 6 months ago despite not even being able to complete regular tasks in a coherent and consistent fashion for the very low cost of 999999 trillion gallons of drinking water a day
>blumenthard dump
didn't read, uygha is an idiot
flag of revenge status?
>>2760846
israel doesnt exactly benefit from toll booths on the red sea and oman gulf, even if normalization happens (it wont) israel won't see the benefits from cooperation with the arab states losing economic influence and turning into piles of rubble like ukraine.
>>2760855this could be another delcy sellout, similar to how she used chavez as a mask but was doing cia deals in the back
>>2760856and i want to remind some people that there is a large comprador bourgeoisie existing, in Cuba, Venezuela and Iran
>>2760859also Trump is a liar but in those instances he often turned out to be correct because people for some reason love to this suck his cock
>>2760855News about Pakistan being allowed happened before Trump took credit
>>2760859Literally what goes on in the mind of someone who wants to be a comprador to the fourth reich?
>>2760862oh ok, thanks, i genuinely didnt know lol
>>2760865They are literally enemies of the people. They actively want to see their nations suffer.
>>2760874a fellow derponaut ❤️
>>2760864The entire stock market is fucking fake. It's all just gambling.
>>2760886but it's fun that the Iranians diplomats are getting the gist of it better than the anti-panicums trump 'don't dump it' discourse followers.
>>2760883it wasn't cutting it already so he gave up, no more jawbone, and 200 dollar oil is already in the minds of bougies
Lebanon: Resistance targets "Glilot" in the suburbs of "Tel Aviv" and the Haifa naval base
The Islamic Resistance in Lebanon announced on Monday that it had carried out a series of operations targeting gatherings of the Israeli occupation army that were trying to advance into Lebanese territory, and military targets deep inside the occupied Palestinian territories, in Haifa and south of Tel Aviv.
<Targeting Tel Aviv and Haifa
The resistance reported that it targeted the Glilot base (the headquarters of Military Intelligence Unit 8200), which is 110 km away from the Lebanese-Palestinian border, in the suburbs of "Tel Aviv", with a salvo of high-quality missiles.
The resistance also targeted the Haifa naval base in the occupied city of Haifa with a barrage of high-quality missiles.
The Islamic Resistance confirmed that these operations come in response to the enemy’s continued bombing of civilians, displacement, and demolition of homes.
<Countering Israeli attempts to advance into Lebanon
As for countering Israeli attempts to infiltrate Lebanese territory, the resistance announced that it targeted gatherings of soldiers and vehicles of the occupation “army” in the town of Deir Siryan, with a squadron of attack drones and artillery shells, confirming that it had inflicted casualties.
The resistance also targeted a Merkava tank in Baydar al-Faqani in the town of Taybeh with a guided missile, and achieved a direct hit, according to its statement.
In addition, an Israeli force positioned inside a house in Khallat al-Jawwar in the town of Beit Leef was targeted with a guided missile, resulting in casualties among its members, according to the resistance.
These operations come as part of the effort to counter Israeli attempts to control territory in Lebanon, and as a response to the extensive Israeli aggression against the country, which was renewed on March 2, as part of the “Eaten Straw” battle.
>>2760839>US planning on handing over Middle East bases to IsraelThat doesn't make sense diplomatically or militarily and I have a hard time believing it. The Gulf rulers might be cucked but their own populations are going to have something to say about it, especially with how unstable things already are and are going to be for the foreseeable future. And Israel has a conscript force that can barely hold down its own borders, what the fuck are they gonna do with a bunch of ruined outposts in the desert?
>>2760900IMO USA is trying to negotiate with Iran a partial withdrawal of US bases from Middle East.
>>2760839>chagos base under israeli ownershipplease let this happen holy fuck it would be so funny
This "new, and more reasonable, regime"… is it in the room with trump right now?
>>2760908allah willed it
your kafir ass wouldn't get it
>>2760908They're probably talking about US/Coalition bases.
>>2760920Desert Storm was the first time I saw one of these used. The weapons and ships looked clean and new for the 20th century but not so good anymore.
>>2760908Heavy machine guns
>>2760914they are confident jewish diaspora will smooth everything out for them
>>2760928>Heavy machine gunssee
>>2760921 >>2760914Hahaha
They may as well start packing their bags.
>>2760914Amerikkka has to prove the opposite of which it hasn't. They still love throwing out gibs to Pissrael
>>2760914How are they wrong? The iran war will make the US increase the free gibs for israel unless they literally get erased from the map (won't happen sadly) and as long as it keeps going (I give it at least a decade) then israel's objectives for the region become possible to pursue.
>>2760841Imagine announcing you're going to lose in all but name.
>>2760871>>NEW TRUMP APP TO DELIVER PROPAGANDA STRAIGHT TO YOUR BRAIN HAS BEEN LAUNCHEDImagine once musks neurallink is up and running. you can have trump propaganda beamed directly into your brain like a heroin shot.
>>2760871>front row accessthis prick thinks this is a game
>>2760949The anti-zionost orthodox basically believe that without biblical conditions for third temple fulfilled (and iirc they dont think its just red heifer or w/e, for them it would be a clearly divine situation), any state claiming to be "israel" is fundamentally heretical, basically a false messiah.
theyre a minority, though a vocal one, and are otherwise obviously very reactionary. but strange bedfellows and all that, iran is also a reactionary theocracy and obviously the far preferable outcome is they humiliate and cripple US/Israeli empire.
>>2760956>any state claiming to be "israel" is fundamentally hereticalIt is also understood among the Orthodox Catholic who study, but by a 'silent' minority who don't proselytize by imposition and seek the rational approach as opposed to the otherwise reactionary majority.
>>2760956There are nuances in the ultra-orthodox. Some view the state as heretical and military service as evil. But participate as mayors and politicians to get cash and benefits from the government for their constituents, push for more adherence to torah law, and gain influence in coalition governments
>Agudat Yisrael yielded to pressure from the Zionist movement, and since that time, it has been a participant in most Israeli governments.[8] Over time, the movement realized that its more active participation in politics would come with benefits, and it agreed to become a coalition partner of several Israeli governments. That ai Lego video is the most respectful and disrespectful thing I’ve ever seen
>>2760963we should make a tier list of all the AI slop vids the irgc has posted
the skateboard juice is the best one so far
honorable mention to the meowatollah video because it's fun
>>2760967It really is incredible how just Trump being the head honcho can make so many Democrats have a 180° change in opinion from their typical bloodlust towards Iran.
>>2760961So long as they don't enlist (unfortunately, enlistment is a rising trend) they SHOULD take more and more governmental positions and demand for NEETbux for their ultra-Orthodox buddies to sit around all day having sex and birthing more NEETs.
Markets barely care anymore about Trump's hallucinations so I'm pretty sure they're about to launch that full scale ground invasion within the week
>>2760970Well apart from the fact that the democrats prefer soft power to direct military action they really don't like the optics of a wannabe strong man boasting about war crimes on twitter to make money, they like when that shit is more subtle and spun as some kind of very rational and legitimate defense of national interests.
>>2760970for some reason only american jews realize how terrible trump is. he has a 93% approval rating in israel lol
>>2760841I hate admitting that the accelerationists were right but they were. Human history always proves that real change can only happen during the toughest times.
>>2760967>TornYeah that seems to be the liberal answer. I've heard plenty of "Well I don't support the Iranian regime, BUT"
It really is incredible how much of a universalist faith liberalism is. Like it isn't just enough to have it here, the very notion that there are countries that aren't liberal somewhere out there spurs them to think "Well, yes, eventually that state should be overthrown and replaced with a liberal one." Even after Liberalism has essentially failed in the United States and everyone sees it for a failure, you'll still see some earnest libs think "Well the governments in China/Iran/North Korea/Russia/Saudi Arabia" are still bad and should be replaced with a government like ours.
I mean, I guess part of it is some kind of residual fear of being "sympathetic to the enemy" or what have you. That your opposition to the war is because you want an Iranian regime here (as batshit and absurd a claim that would be) and not because you don't buy into the universalizing mission of liberalism. Still, I find it obscene how "Liberalism must spread across the earth" is just placidly accepted.
>>2760992I asked grok a very specific question regarding embedded oil in all of production, let's put it this way.
We are not just screwed.
We are Royally Screwed overall.
>inb4 shale oil<consult image and use your brain >>2761008I asked grok if labor is electricity in a circuit, what component would oil be, capacitor or inductor and grok was like:
>BatteryWe are actually toasted.
>>2761019I would have said adenosine triphosphate (ATP) as a biological analogy
>>2760988>the accelerationists were right
<US empire going mask off with utter contempt and disregard for the golden calf of "international law" vis a vis Venezuala, Iran, and most likely Cuba next<NATO all but bunk after mutual trust funamentally undermined by Trump's Greenland blustering<NATO barely offering lip service to US empire, let alone material support for Iranian war, with multiple countries denying US military approval to launch attacks from bases on their soil and in their airspace<Growing internal EU condemnation of US aggression towards Iran and proposals of revocation of US bases from entire countries as US base prescence has proven to be enough to warrant Iranian retaliatory strikes<Canada and Europe looking to make stronger economic commitments with China and Russia to fill the gaps left by the US and to provide better stability<petrodollar careening towards implosion as Iran forces closure of Strait of Hormuz to any ship trading oil in US Dollars, enforcing trade in Yuan<War has no offramp in sight as Israel poisons any possibility for peace and Trump has squandered what little credibility US word might have carried in the past<China in a position to usher the world into the age of electric vehicles and green energy storage centered around industrial-sized batteries to fill gap left by major disruptions to oil processing and distribution<With the unredacted Epstein files cloistered away and only accessible to Trump loyalists, more and more people realizing that Trump is pedophile in chief and forced under threat of exposure to do Israel's bidding<literally the thing that they voted for Trump for is the thing Trump is most liable to be extorted for<Israel arguably appears to be holding the reigns over the US empire as it commits atrocity after atrocity in its quest for expansion and the creation of its "Greater Israel" lebensraumam I missing anything?
>>2761024>Is axios a respectable source?They're very close to the WH/Israel and push propaganda on their behalf, often veering into complete lies, such as the Kurdish Offensive into Iran, lol.
>>2761028That eurovassals are cucks and won't do anything
Lebanon asks Ukraine embassy to hand over suspected Mossad agent
Lebanon has asked Ukraine’s embassy in Beirut to hand over a man taking refuge there who is suspected of working with Israel’s Mossad spy agency, an unnamed security official and a Hezbollah source told AFP news agency.
The Hezbollah source said it detained a Syrian-Palestinian national, who also holds Ukrainian citizenship, in September after he parked a motorcycle on a road leading to Beirut airport.
The motorbike “was planted with an explosive device disguised as a battery”, the source said, requesting anonymity to discuss security issues. Hezbollah held the man until its war with Israel erupted earlier this month.
On March 6, Israel’s military struck a building in the southern suburbs next to where he was being detained, enabling him to escape to the Ukrainian embassy, the source added.
“The Ukrainian embassy in Lebanon contacted us on March 10 requesting us to authorise its citizen … who was present there and had lost his passport, to leave through Beirut airport,” said Hassan Choukeir, head of Lebanon’s General Security office.
“After checking his name and photograph, we became aware that he is wanted by the Lebanese judiciary and is the subject of a number of search and investigation notices from Lebanese security agencies,” he added.
Choukeir said authorities told the embassy it’s obliged to hand the man over, adding he’s “wanted for involvement in a cell belonging to Israel’s Mossad planning assassinations and bombings in Beirut’s southern suburbs”.
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According to The Cradle, the Ukrainian Embassy in Beirut is involved in sheltering one of the top agents of the Israeli Mossad, Khaled Al-Ayda, who holds Ukrainian citizenship.
Lebanese security investigations confirmed Al-Ayda's involvement in a series of sabotage operations and assassinations that struck Lebanon between 2024 and 2025.
He faces charges including planning bombings and targeted killings. The US is exerting significant pressure on Lebanese authorities to secure a safe exit for the agent.
These efforts are being led by the CIA station chief in Lebanon, who is demanding that he be granted a passage permit to evacuate him from the country and prevent him from being prosecuted on charges of terrorism and espionage.
>>2761040>“The Ukrainian embassy in Lebanon contacted us on March 10 requesting us to authorise its citizen … who was present there and had lost his passport, to leave through Beirut airport,” said Hassan Choukeir, head of Lebanon’s General Security office.Why not agree and then nab him? Its well-known Hez are well integrated into the airport.
>>2760981They ego driven behavior apeals to them they either act like trump or aspire too
>>2761024depends. is shit that shits on everyone else? then most likely propaganda. is it shit that shit on the US government? then maybe true, with probably with asterisks.
>>2761042compared to the soothing tone of the Al Jazeera host, this guy sounds like he is on some cocaine fueled rant. Looks like it as well
>>2761061What's the run down on this image?
>>2761081Think host did a good job of letting him hang himself. Would have liked a little push-back on Cuba, though.
>>2761095the guy is a wind up doll, doesn't really matter what you ask him he is just going to reel off the same preordained shite as in every other interview
>>2760969Is there a place where I can see all of them? Anyone gotta link?
>>2761095>Think host did a good job of letting him hang himself. these questions were obviously pre-approved, which makes the nervous rant even more baffling
>>2761110>>2760969is the meowahtollah one the one with the Americans as the Eagles? The one that parodies old Chinese martial arts films? can someone post that one?
>>2760970>the US two party system has a good cop bad cop routine where whatever party is in power becomes the bloodthirsty imperialist bad cop and the party out of power becomes the doves yearning for peace on earthhow many times does this have to be said before americans stop falling for it? idk. Many americans seem convinced that one party is the "lesser evil" and that not voting at all, or voting for a third party is "throwing away the opportunity" to "stop the greater evil." Problem is they never evolve past this mindset because US has first-past-the-post system rather than ranked choice, etc. Obviously you want them to stop engaging in bourgeois electoralism altogether, but the US voting system seems uniquely designed to prevent that from happening, even more so than other national bourgeois-electoral systems.
>>2761131Also if the majority of the US poppulation started abstaining from bourgeois elections altogether, then that would mean that the handful of people who kept participating would have an even greater say than before.
>>2761028you're not missing anything but I think the US has agency and interest in imperialism and isn't doing all this bad shit purely for israel. what you say is true nevertheless. just wanted to point that out. AIPAC doesn't just blackmail, but also bribes, and the bribe-takers have a material interest in imperialism and genocide.
>>2761179We're experiencing fizzle levels not thought possible before
>>2761179Image the houthis doing the funny thing
>>2761179fizzle of the century incoming
>>2761183>>2761208thats a quarter of what goes through hormuz
>>2761179Different pipeline but they're already doing it. See
>>2760848.
>>2761223the modern usage of the word baddies makes that scene funny for a different reason haha lol xd
Kid I used to babysit when he was 10 is an arty officer in the Marines. All their personal comms are going down (meaning, they won’t be able to communicate with the outside world for some time until post-invasion). Pretty sure a ground invasion is happening
>>2761238well he signed up to kill third worlders so if he dies he'll have it coming, sorry. we need a cultural revolution where people are shamed for volunteering for imperialism. we don't have a draft anymore. it's all volunteer. If they brought back the draft I would feel more sorry for people but even then there are necessary forms of resistance like draft doging. Until we are in a situation where we are actually defending ourselves, instead of just lashing out at everyone everywhere, joining the military is not really justifiable. As for training, you can get that outside the military through private militias, gun clubs, survivalist clubs, gun ranges. Martial education is free online.
>>2760849she sounds a bit brummy, probably has family there
>Ziorats will vote today on law insta-executing captured palestinians (expecting it to pass because they are ziorats)LAW HAS PASSED
>62 of the Knesset's 120 members voted in favor of itKinda strange how it barely passed lol
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israeli-death-penalty-bill-palestinian-murder-convicts-faces-vote-2026-03-30/ >>2761263inferior to the other ones
>>2760840
America is so fucked lol.
>>2761243With you there, man. Wonder how the MAGAtards will cope of their anti-war president ordering a ground invasion. Hope we can send videos of amerikkkan troops getting droned to their family
Currently three American & one Emirati C-17s heading to MENA, and earlier today there was a group of three KC-135s from Romania that went there.
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ae146c,ae080b,ae07dc,ae0362,ae02bc,ae041dIt seems like the Emiratis are now also getting PAC-2s from Germany, just like the Qataris.
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=896c30Oh and another Qatari plane with PAC-2s from earlier.
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=06a249>>2761272considering how they've totally capitulated on their stance because Trump unleashed ICE and deported brown people, I bet that when casualties come in, I reckon they'll dig in deeper and say it was a worthy sacrifice those soldiers made.
>UAE’s Sharjah says Iranian drone targeted Thuraya Telecom building
<Authorities in the UAE’s Sharjah say Thuraya Telecom’s administrative building has been targeted by an Iranian drone.
<In a short social media post, the Sharjah Government Media Bureau said no injuries had been recorded.
Interesting
Iran: The Revolutionary Guard announces the completion of the 87th wave of "True Promise 4" operations… What were its targets?Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps announced on Monday that it had carried out four attacks on American and Israeli targets, completing the 87th wave of “True Promise 4” operations.
The Revolutionary Guard confirmed that it was able to "destroy 4 gathering points for commanders and equipment belonging to the American and Zionist enemies with powerful and swift strikes."
The Guards pointed to the "destruction of a cover command and control center belonging to American terrorists that was established outside the 'Minhad' base in the Emirates," noting that "the center was targeted using precision missiles and there were more than 200 American commanders and officers in it."
The secret residence of the US Fifth Fleet commanders outside the main barracks in Bahrain was also targeted by drones, during a meeting of the commanders, with the heavy movement of ambulances being the best evidence of the results of the operation, according to a statement from the Revolutionary Guard.
The Guard also revealed that "a container ship owned by the Zionist entity, bearing the trade name 'Express Room', was hit by a precise missile strike."
According to the Revolutionary Guard, an "air warning radar belonging to American terrorists, intended to guide 'F-16' fighters in Dhahran, Saudi Arabia" was also targeted and destroyed.
The Guard's statement noted that "the achievements of these successful operations were dedicated to the soul of the martyred commander of the Guard's naval force, Admiral Tangsiri."
These operations come as part of Iranian attacks on American bases and interests in the region, and Israeli targets deep inside the occupied Palestinian territories, in response to the ongoing American-Israeli aggression, within the framework of "Operation True Promise
https://www.almayadeen.net/news/politics/%D8%A5%D9%8A%D8%B1%D8%A7%D9%86--%D8%AD%D8%B1%D8%B3-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%AB%D9%88%D8%B1%D8%A9-%D9%8A%D8%B9%D9%84%D9%86-%D8%A7%D8%B3%D8%AA%D9%83%D9%85%D8%A7%D9%84-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%85%D9%88%D8%AC%D8%A9-87-%D9%85%D9%86-%D8%B9%D9%85%D9%84%D9%8A%D8%A7%D8%AA--%D9%88%D8%B9%D8%AF-%D8%B5%D8%A7%D8%AF%D9%82 >>2761134do you have the other kung fu movie parody one where it's more of a play by play recap?
>>2761286>The Guards pointed to the "destruction of a cover command and control center belonging to American terrorists that was established outside the 'Minhad' base in the Emirates," noting that "the center was targeted using precision missiles and there were more than 200 American commanders and officers in it.">The secret residence of the US Fifth Fleet commanders outside the main barracks in Bahrain was also targeted by drones, during a meeting of the commanders, with the heavy movement of ambulances being the best evidence of the results of the operation, according to a statement from the Revolutionary Guard.Any anons seen anything reported or any OSINT around these potential strikes?
Sinbad, What do the airwaves say?
>>2761291NATO is there to deter countries from being attacked, not to back you up on a mad one with your zionist buddies
>>2761296>muh defensive allianceYugoslavia, Libya, Syria, Palestine, etc…
>>2761296>uhm actually NATO is a defensive allianceHello CIA
Why did Iran attack Mubarak al-Kabeer port?
>>2761301>Yugoslavia>LibyaSorry ultra but that was voted for by China and Russia at the unsc
>>2761296Do you really believe this
>>2761304well it's not there to help random crusades is it, fuck off
>>2761320Why are you sweating?
>>2761314come on then schizo, what's your conspiracy theory for it?
>>2761322it's not there to help some fat yank get his good goy biscuits from his master
#NotYourPersonalArmy
>>2761291>Amerikkka leaving NatoSadly this is the only thing Trump actually TACOs on
>>2761296liberal !! begone !!
>>2761320It's not a random crusade it's a US imperialist gambit. NATO was always a military make up destined to protect and advance western imperialism but the US and Europe have been decoupling for some time (even if cucktin did its utmost to slow that), which leads to the current situation where euroids are getting screwed by the US and want to pursue their own path (still an imperialist one mind you)
>>2761328whether it has some sordid ulterior motive is beside the point, its stated purpose is to defend other NATO member from attack. And israel aint in the club, so fuck off
>>2761309>China agreed to NATO "defensively" bombing the chinese embassy in Yugoslaviahmmmmmmmm
>>2761328It's worse than that, he's probably br*tish 🤢🤮
>>2761349I hope this serves as a lesson for all budding gusanos and traitors
>>2761349so Arabs pay and Americans kill and die for Israel.
Got it.
>>2761354Lol, lmao! At most they will slightly decrease the strength of their tongue while licking Trump's asshole
>>2761349>>2761352this might be the most comical war in history
>>2761363
thanks for ur input grok
what do u think about the war on iran tho
>>2761360and possibly the most expensive
>>2761363
No ur wrong. I am the algorithm.
>>2761382ACK-shually, it's more like /pol/-occupied-government. so, POG.
>>2761393they can't investigate his family charities as long as he's the president
>>2761395and we call members of that government poggers
>>2761380But hey! At least you're a smart boy, with a degree in truth.
so it is happening in the next 24 hours? Polymarket insiders, the strip club intelligence.
So what's gonna happen? The marines get slaughtered, they're used as an excuse to nuke Iran, Israel expands and builds the new pipelines to get around Hormuz, China is cut off from Middle East Energy, but it might be only mildly annoying instead of a checkmate, the periphery goes through mass suffering, maybe famines, the world is split up between the USA and China even more, until global warming cooks us?
>>2761413check the lobster and steak index and the white house pizza index
>>2761352there's no way this is real lol
>>2761312Really begs the question what were our ancestors so afraid of that civilizations separated by oceans practiced ritual human sacrifices.
>>2761263>>2761134These videos legit look better than 95% of all other AI stuff I've seen. Are they really using some kind of advanced video generating model only available to State actors or really rich people?
>>2761421I think it's Seedance, but that's just a hunch.
>>2760856>this could be another delcy selloutlmfao in exchange for a nice view from the top of a crane right?
they're letting through ships from Iran-friendly countries only, making the closure only hurt american cucks.
>>2761413strip club intelligence say an invasion is happening but i suspect it's going to start this weekend, it'll be an easter surprise.
>>2761421they are using one of the new chinese models, it's available to you through a third party provider or whatever
>>2761418https://www.instagram.com/p/DWg1zvokxbt/a dad shares his son's meal.
lobster and steak being served. 7hrs ago.
>>2761417>The marines get slaughteredYes
>they're used as an excuse to nuke IranStrait would still be mined and that wouldn’t help domestic opinions in the slightest
>Israel expands and builds the new pipelines to get around HormuzThat would take them years. Israel is fucked.
>China is cut off from Middle East EnergyYes
>but it might be only mildly annoying instead of a checkmateUnless they have news source of fuel and can pivot to mostly renewables, then no
>the periphery goes through mass sufferingAlready happening
>maybe faminesAlready happening
>the world is split up between the USA and China even moreAlready happened
>until global warming cooks us?Already happening, but there’s still time on the clock
>>2761421the chinese ones with the Meowtollah also look much higher quality than the slop vids i've seen on social media and facebook.
>>2761417> Israel expands and builds the new pipelines to get around Hormuzlol you sweet baby
> Unless they have news source of fuel and can pivot to mostly renewables, then noChina is like 87% self-sufficient and can probably plug the hole with russian oil, less than 10% of their energy infrastructure depends on the middle east, which is not insignificant but not as dire as the rest of SEA
Also China has been stockpiling like crazy, and are still stockpiling oil
>>2761441glowuyghurs are not even trying anymore
maybe they got hit by DOGE too
>>2761446>we wuz victimsuyghas are limp wristed genocidal maniacs, whites had two ethnostates that did the same think and got everything thrown at them for being "race traitors" yet there where whites that were against them, why can't "jews" do the same ?.
>>2761446This reads like a bit
>>2761428that photo is at least a week old
The map of Libya, Egypt, Sudan, Occupied Palestine, Jordan, Lebanon, Syria, Turkey, Bulgaria, Greece, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Oman, Turkmenistan, Afghanistan, and Pakistan if they were a legitimate country instead of rebellious provinces.
'Bloomberg:
'IRAN STRIKES FULLY LADEN KUWAITI OIL TANKER IN DUBAI PORT AREAIran has hit a fully laden Kuwaiti oil tanker in the anchorage area of Dubai’s port, damaging the hull and starting a fire on board, state-run Kuwait Petroleum Corporation said in a statement.
The latest Iranian attack on shipping in the Persian Gulf — hitting the Al-Salmi, a very large crude carrier — took place just after midnight. There are no injuries reported among the crew, KPC said.
“Emergency response and firefighting teams were immediately mobilized and are currently working to contain and control the situation in close coordination with the relevant authorities,” KPC said, adding a detailed technical assessment was underway.
The attack may have resulted in an “oil spill in the surrounding waters,” KPC said.
UK Maritime Trade Operations earlier reported the strike, which took place 31 nautical miles northwest of Dubai.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-30/iran-strikes-fully-laden-kuwait-oil-tanker-in-dubai-port-area?srnd=homepage-americashttps://archive.is/xsR7e >>2761479Sorry for shit formatting, posting on mobile
>>2761446maybe that hitler guy was on to something about the jews
>>2761470the cult of the skull video is so good. I know which one you're talking about. But it's the second of a 3 part "Birth of Civilization" series from The Histocrat:
1: The First Farmers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-bQx0ZtHUw2: Cult of the Skull
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b90oSidoHUY3: Rise of Uruk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aowNRbEdqPQI also like his Birth of China trilogy:
1: Hunters on the Yellow River
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zRCvtvn5NA2: Farmers of Rice and Millet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTz9ZmTnixo3: The Dawn of Inequality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJdiLURNQYwI'm shilling this guy because I want to. His shit is great. Also whoever he hires to do the artwork is great.
>>2761479why would they hit a tanker at port?
Diesel is 5.89 now where I am in a trump friendly area that the backbone of business here is construction and trucking. Republicans are going to get ass raped at midterms if they prices remain even for a few months. This is absolutely disastrous for me heckin small business owners
t. Work in construction field
>>2761418>check the lobster and steak index and the white house pizza indexHow do we get better indexes? I'm thinking like the mcdonalds closest to Bahraini hospitals.
>>2761489Fuel is like a tax kek.
>>2761487>>2761470Early earth was a giant minecraft server with no rules except the laws of physics.
I sometimes wonder if our consciousness appears in this world because of mistakes in the biology of living beings attracting the spirits from the pleroma like a radioantenna. This universe sucks cheezebawls. When I return to the pleroma, I'll try to rescue the spirits trapped in this universe and then build a giant Berlin Wall around the universe so no spirit accidentally gets attached to a biological entity like some thetan.
>>2761502>Someone should help geolocate this:a dark screen shot? no discernable reference points?
nah. milibloggers and osints only do that during broad daylight.
>>2761309>Yugoslaviano UN mandate, they didnt even try to get one
>libyathose were abstentions, and only for a no fly zone, which nato promptly ignored and started bombing anyway
>>2761502shit. The polymarket insiders were right.
>>2761502My advice to everyone on this board is to take whatever money you have and buy oil futures or energy stocks. Markets still haven't realized just how bad this shit is going to be and many people still think that the orange migger is going to chicken out and back off. This shit will only get worse and drag on for months if not years. Oil will hit 200.
>>2761511>My advice to everyone on this board is to take whatever money you have and buy oil futures or energy stocks.I'm a poor and working-class person, anon, so are most of us, we neither know how to do that nor have the kind of money to make significant profits.
4chins probably has more petit-booj, check them out.
>>2761511do you think fertilizer can be a good alternative?
seems normal citizens in my country can't buy brent, wti or gasoline stocks, only betting on specific oil companies seems to be allowd
but I'm sure there's something else I can do about this
>>2761500I don't believe in spirits or the pleroma but if the pleroma were real I would think you would want to kick some spirits into this shitty world every now and then just to get them some adversity time, so they appreciate the pleroma better.
>>2761040one fake country's agent hiding in another fake country's 'embassy', it's a safe house among gangsters
>>2761514I would resign, too.
>>2761518watch the leaks mean nothing and they still go through with dropping nukes anyways because the regime doesn't care if people know that they're committing war crimes and are a threat to all life on earth
>>2761520And respectable bipartisans like Bernie cheering on "the defence of Israel's right to exist"
>>2761514League of Nations vibes.
>>2761521what do you mean? he criticized
"Netanyahu's war" :^)
>>2761524Accelerationist candidate. We all expected this
>>2761525Yes. Just now. You should know exactly what I am referring to.
>Japan and Germany left in 1933, Italy left in 1937, and Spain left in 1939. >>2761528that's a weird new goalpost, but ok
>>2761533>goalpostOh, come on. The most noteworthy thing about the League was its dissolution.
>>2761527I expected a lot but I'm not gonna lie dropping a nuke would be a bit surprising
>>2761540how the fuck is Venezuela still exporting oil to China after getting regime changed
>>2761536Retardo Jannies gave me a 7 day ban for forgetting to link, so that's it for news-posting sorry, anons.
>>2761535but the roots can be traced back when the nations started to bend its rules, like japan did when invaded China, the first time the LoN actually bent the rules by not declaring war to japan all altogether, as mandated by that institution.
the reason the UN has lasted so long it's because there's no hitler yet invading other EU superpowers.
>>2761537The moron actually used MOABs. Which isn't a weapon, but a prop meant to look scary. And killed Soleimani, despite that fact that it was openly a manipulation tactic by the Pentagon
>Reportedly, the targeted killing of Iranian general Qasem Soleimani, whom U.S. officials regarded as a facilitator of attacks on U.S. personnel in Iraq, was listed as the "most extreme option" of many options on a briefing slide, reflecting an alleged practice among Pentagon officials whereby a very extreme option is presented to presidents so as to make other options appear more palatable.just sitting there, nakedly, on Wikipedia.
His staff probably purposefully avoid mentioning nukes as an option.
>>2761546you're probably right about nukes not even being mentioned as an option, which makes it even more interesting that a diplomat resigned over it supposedly being talked about.
>>2761555wait they couped Venezuela but didn't lift the sanctions? wtf lmfao
>>2761515What if that is happening to me?
What if I was a selfish bastard sent here to be taught some manners?
Spooky.
Erik Prince, founder of Blackwater (private army) warns against boots on the ground saying Iranians are aryans chads
Why doesn't blumfy understand? the invasion is going to be a slaughterhouse.
https://x.com/DD_Geopolitics/status/2038651634193162512>>2761564>Wars… have casualties?Oppenheimer.jpg
>>2761512You don't need to be a millionaire to invest, there are plenty of fintech platforms you can use to buy stocks or commodities with like 100 dollars or less.
>>2761513Fertilizer prices will take much longer to spike and probably won't be as dramatic imo. There are plenty of places online where you can buy commodities and stocks regardless of nationality (ex: Binance).
>>2761514One way to stop Iran from retrieving the uranium and enriching more would be to blanket the above ground area of the facilities in radiation just sayin
>>2761560>wait they couped Venezuela but didn't lift the sanctions? yeeeeep, they haven't lifted them. just made a weird-ass framework that it's not actually a sanction lift. under the hormuz pressure they have punched large holes through the sanctions framework. Venezuela large relationships with Iran, China and Russia makes impossible for these new ofac licenses to work because all of the oil mixed PDVSA frameworks are joined together with those the US dim their enemies, making impossible to broadly approve licenses and investments (one example, I've attached a screenshot showing the exceptions).
https://ofac.treasury.gov/faqs/addedand that's the GL52, from March 18, the largest 'sweeping' one.
and look the first and most important one 'transactions that are not on commercially reasonable terms' (obviously to the US).
tl;dr, no no sanctions lift, and just a bunch of bullcrap that doesn't ease international oil markets in the long term if Iran pushes the war for months or even years.
>>2761582its all bullshit. just putting on a tough face for the public. behind the scenes they're begging trump for a ceasefire guarenteed
>>2761586Iran demands sovereignty over Hormuz. That makes Iraq, Kuwait, Bahrain, Qatar, and UAE minimum all Iran's bitches.
>>2761585Honestly why didnt they go for the easiest countries to nab? commiting that hard for cuba greenland and mexico (and arguably even canada) would actually be doable, they picked one of the most impossible things to accomplish instead. Its even weirder because they got it right with vuvuzela.
>>2761599some on the staff won't like this but it's because of the israeli lobby
you're correct, even Canada would've been much smoother
>>2761590its morbin time boys
>>2761590Won't it be more of th same thing?
>we are winning and bombing>negotiating with Iran (Pakistan)>irans military is defeated (but they keep firing missiles)>The Strait is open (just pretend the drones aren't there)I don't think they'll announce anything big until after they invade.
>>2761607They're going to declare THE invasion
>>2761621they need to keep him away from kids
>>2761622we live in a timeline where that weird-ass looking war-horny warmonger, zionist-pedo lover zionist regime obsessive chud is allowed to stroll around an underage-themed park.
>>2761523there is a camp that thinks they already some, but even if they don't, they can get there pretty quick to retaliate
>>2761621You should have a kid (that's yours or closely related to you) to be allowed in there.
>>2761635same paula white?
the paula white, white house's "spiritual advisor"?
https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/trump-iran-war-strait-of-hormuz-ee950ad4https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-tells-aides-he-is-willing-end-iran-war-without-reopening-hormuz-wsj-2026-03-31/Trump tells aides he is willing to end Iran war without reopening Hormuz, WSJ reportsAre yuh tired of winning?
https://archive.is/ivJeE#selection-929.0-935.492>WASHINGTON—President Trump told aides he’s willing to end the U.S. military campaign against Iran even if the Strait of Hormuz remains largely closed, administration officials said, likely extending Tehran’s firm grip on the waterway and leaving a complex operation to reopen it for a later date.>In recent days, Trump and his aides assessed that a mission to pry open the chokepoint would push the conflict beyond his timeline of four to six weeks. He decided that the U.S. should achieve its main goals of hobbling Iran’s navy and its missile stocks and wind down current hostilities while pressuring Tehran diplomatically to resume the free flow of trade. <If that fails, Washington would press allies in Europe and the Gulf to take the lead on reopening the strait, the officials said. Clean it up janny
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trump-goes-commando>So, see how it works? "Boots on the ground", "a months-long ground war" that smells like Iraq (or even Vietnam for the seniors), a "mass mobilization", a "draft", such stories fill the media and social media and in the end when the special operators come to the rescue, people are not only relieved but they “support” such an operation.>Support, of course, when it’s all over, if it’s successful. The cycle of disinformation and secrecy ensures that your only job is to discuss what happened after-the-fact, not whether it should have happened at all.>It’s a style of warfare perfected for decades that limits public involvement and consent because a combination of remote air and drone warfare and the favored clandestine special operators make the war machine impervious to true debate. As the deliberations continue regarding the mythical ground war, or as Donald Trump continues to babble about destroying this or that, the bombing continues. The Pentagon is saying practically nothing about what is being bombed or how much, or what the assessed impact is, and certainly what it is saying is so exaggerated and fact-free that it’s hard to determine what the true effect is.The Fort Bragg Cartel is the tip of the spear of the Jeffrey Epstein finance imperialist CIA organized crime Mossad pedophile sex trafficking nexus, I assume
>>2761621lmao, he got so asshurt, he had to post this.
replies are hillarious.
>>2761649maga rap should be banned
>>2761704it's weird, I thought it was only me when I screenshoot those, apparently my monitor increases the brightness when I scroll down side replies (clicking the main picture of an X post, on pc, shows the replies on the right side).
idk if any of you follow enemy watch on telegram (
https://t.me/enemywatch) but a whole bunch of senior IRGC officers were killed today.
israel is not a spent force, nor are they inept. they still have a lot of firepower and are killing a lot of people.
>>2761649Jesus was right to forbid women from teaching
>>2761723will they eventually kill enough leaders that it actually affects their ability to fight the war?
>>2761723from a country of almost 100 million, I doubt they have decapitated a large portion of their most trained officials during this month. how many generals an army the size of Iran's army can have? like 400? commanders like 1200 to 1600? ready-to-take-other-deceased-people's-position personnel? thousands? They can afford years of this, israel economy can't.
>>2761733Bro saw two attractive girls and it reflexively triggered his simp instincts lmao
>>2761661thas not how wars end son
>>2761735If someone were to kill all your managers but your company still existed, would that affect your ability to do your work?
>>2761661>Lying to calm down the marketsWelp… That's going to be every monday now I guess
big boom in Iran
:(
>>2761767>I have an aunt from Bastrop who led a schism from her church because the pastor let a woman address the congregationbit ironic innit
>>2761635Its beyond self parody
In 3 weeks they will do vid related in Hebrew
>>2761771Yeah idk. She's got senile recently as well.
>>2761542yeah glad i stopped trying looks like trying to improve this thread/board really is a waste of time
>>27617767 days,?
And was any of it false it seems alot, should just told you to link instead of banning you
>>2761514>does not name said lobbyhmm
>>2761541>how the fuck is Venezuela still exporting oil to China after getting regime changed<not being woke to the Sino Questionall according to 計劃
>>2761816go to bed Mr. Langley
>>2761818It's not currently office hours in Langley, but it is in Tel Aviv.
Welcome…. To fizzle park
>>2761824Imho Iran should just destroy all oil refineries and pipelines across the gulf right away since the US has obviously already decided to do the same to them anyway.
>>2761857
If that were the case why would you be spamming that shit? If there's only bots here then why do you feel the need to inform them of this?
>>2761762How many dead IDF bots are dual citizens?
>>2761848It's interesting to note if anyone remembers in 2023 people were puzzled how many of the guys who were getting killed in Gaza were like 23yr old lt. cols and majors. In 2026 lebanon these guys are relatively junior corporals and sergeants. I think there's been some decline and manpower shortage.
>>2761881
我不是机器人。。。
>>2761880Their defence minister did say they need conscription.
Also maybe the Israelis stopped being silly with the meaningless promotions, but I doubt that lol.
>>2761848If I where him I would have equipped the radar perk and stopping power perk so my bullets would do more damage against small children and so I could detect goyim from 50 yards away
The Democratic opposition and the anti-war movement in the US are clearly completely inert and irrelevant. I only place my hopes for a full-scale invasion being avoided on two things: 1. The stock market crashing and the American economy collapsing before they can draft and train enough soldiers to invade Iran and 2. The industrial and logistic capacity of the US being so incredibly low after decades of deindustrialization that they simply don't have the basic material requirements (munitions, equipment, ships, etc…) to perform a ground invasion at all.
>>2761886>Their defence minister did say they need conscriptionI'm confused, don't they already have some form of conscription?
>>2761888It was posted by the Orangoutang on Truth Social with no context. It's probably an attack on energy infrastructure on Iran.
>>2761893Not for the haredi.
Currently three C-17s are heading to MENA, and earlier today there was four C-17s.
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ae0805,ae2fa3,ae2fa5,ae10b8,ae1199,ae117c,ae07d7Some Polish military/government 737-800 landed in Jordan without turning off its transponder.
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=48d981>>2761877>>2761888>>2761895It's in Isfahan. Not energy infrastructure btw.
>>2761893They still need more people. At least that's what he said.
>>2761291It will only be dead IF democrats shit the bed and somehow manage to lost 2028, this is almost impossible but never underistimate them after they nominated 2 mediocre women who lost to the same retard twice. It was probably fraud for Hillary but she did not oppose it so she is weak and unfit to rule, much like Al Gore.
But when dem become president again all the euro defiance will vanish and be fanatically pro-US again.
>>2761349Arabs deserves it. Traitors deserves nothing.
t. unironic white first worlder who knows best
>>2761581Then what was the fucking point?
>>2761560>wait they couped Venezuela but didn't lift the sanctions? wtf lmfaoThe USA now has a deal similar to the one they imposed on Iraq post occupation, which is still in effect by the way. In both cases the USA controls the oil industry revenue from the petrostate, most of it's funding, by holding it hostage in a federal reserve account. If at any point Iraq or Venezuela turn rogue and challenge the neocolonial regime imposed on them by the US/NATO the latter can basically steal all their money and collapse their economy. Not over time, not undermine it, just give the order and all the money is gone.
Venezuela is, in practice, an extractive neocolony of the USA.
Why does the US still control every penny of Iraqi oil revenues?<Washington has maintained control over Iraq’s oil revenues since its illegal 2003 invasion – a financial and economic subjugation that undermines Iraqi sovereignty and denies it access to its own national treasure.https://thecradle.co/articles/why-does-the-us-still-control-every-penny-of-iraqi-oil-revenuesNew Executive Order Shields Venezuelan Oil Revenue in US Government Custodyhttps://www.mayerbrown.com/en/insights/publications/2026/01/new-executive-order-shields-venezuelan-oil-revenue-in-us-government-custody==SAFEGUARDING VENEZUELAN OIL REVENUE FOR THE GOOD OF
THE AMERICAN AND VENEZUELAN PEOPLE ==
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/01/safeguarding-venezuelan-oil-revenue-for-the-good-of-the-american-and-venezuelan-people/ >>2761923 (me)
Friendlier source
Trump Administration Mandates Venezuelan Oil Royalties, Taxes Be Paid to US-Run Accounts<Washington has imposed control over Venezuelan crude exports, with proceeds deposited in US Treasury-run accounts before being partially returned to Caracas.https://venezuelanalysis.com/news/trump-administration-mandates-venezuelan-oil-royalties-taxes-be-paid-to-us-run-accounts >>2761880jews are really fucking bad about nepotism it's not complicated. it's like, one of the things they're known for.
peter hegsethe is now briefing the white house
>>2761934Kek even “think” tanks are coping
>>2761940They have been sanctioned and attacked by nuclear superpowers for 40+ years. And now they're literally being bombed and destroyed and having their cities ruined. I think it is fair game that they use the leverage that they have to fund their war effort and the future reconstruction and development of their nation.
>>2761940>but this is still parasitic behavior on the world economyWow….. this is fucked up….
>>2761940I've heard enough. He should raise the tolls.
The only problem with econ parasitism is if you don't build anything with the money you ripped off.
That's why the African benefactors of USAID and IMF money are subhumans, they didnt do shit with it beside buying up a yachts in Cannes and fancy appartments in Paris.
>>2761940>omg someone charging rent for something is contrary to le global capitalist economytake head out of ass
>>2761940The "world economy" is capitalist, therefore it's inherently parasitic
>>2761944Get some! Get some!
If they run they are VC, if they stand still they are well-disciplined VC
Little Pissrael has enough free time to pass laws that genocide Palestinians harder with zero pushback and fear, meaning the bombing must have fizzled out
You think the jerkoffs of the knesset are involved in the day to day of anything, nevermind war?
This is bait
>>2761940>NOOOOOOO MY TREATS WILL BE MORE EXPENSIVEYeah, and?
>>2761940>but this is still parasitic behavior on the world economy. and the downside?
>>2761715it's because HDR is enabled
disable that shit bruh it consumes extra power and that's gonna be pretty expesive
>>2761937bruh israel stopped buying venezuelan oil in 2020 because american sanctions tightened LOL
>>2761964I think the article was also fake news since the oil tanker was captured by the US back then. They stole tons of oil
>>2761940>Rentierism inherently good, when Iran does it.<Rentierism inherently bad when US and the west does it.Rentierism is something that should be abolished where ever it is. Capitalism was suppose to be the thing that would abolish idle landowners and the idle wealthy, by competition driving profits down to cost of production, ofc it never did. Communists should make it actually happen.
I know, I know US/Israel le bad and I really should be rejoicing of US and Israel getting owned and it's arm twisted at scary good rate and forced by Iran to pay for it's own humiliation. Fuck any of this pansy killjoy theoretical shit, as long as it hurts the US/Israel it's good. you be retarded theorylets about it, see if I care. I'm still right on this though on principle.
According to Israeli sources, the incident that killed 4 IDF soldiers in Lebanon earlier involved an Eitan AFV stepping on an IED followed quickly by a drone hitting another one close to it.
>>2761940Why just 100 billion? Why not 100 trillion?
retards who report random twitter shit should be gulaged.
>>2761967>Capitalism was suppose to be the thing that would abolish idle landowners and the idle wealthy, by competition driving profits down to cost of production, ofc it never didIm not sure capitalism was ever supposed to kill the landlord class, it seems intuitive to me that over time as the rate of profit declines the relative power of landlords would actually get stronger
>>2761733I feel like he is trolling them.
>>2761725Paul but close enough as Jesus approves.
Unless you are referring to gnostic texts where Gnostic Jesus says women should Transition into men before going into heaven. (Gospel of Thomas iirc)
Fyi: I think gnosticism is mostly BS with elements of trvth
>Dead religious fanatics
>Dead zionists
>Dead burger mercenaries
>Inbred arab royals forced to flee their slave states once IRGC deletes their water supply
>Gulf genocidaires and their economies scheduled for collapse
>Cryptobros, Techbros, FIREbros seeing their portfolios evaporate
>AIslop companies will go bankrupt and bubble will pop from higher energy prices and end of gulf investments
>Global decarbonization ahead of schedule
>Trump schlonged in polls, minimum lame duck after November, possible Nixon ending, MIGA on suicide watch
>Netanyahu in trouble
Finally a war worth supporting dead schoolgirls aside
>>2761658As always they were projecting
>>2761661TACO is now the default until proven otherwise.
>>2761723We need to add it to links of next bake.
>>2761755That's why you need every man a manager. This is why communism is absolutely necessary. Every man a King.
>>2761769Ultra based. Evangelicals are the Sadducees. (Richer version of pharisees)
>>2761777I was banned for off-topic once when the topic was on-topic so I feel you.
>>2761973If the US has all the stuff anyway why do you need to sacrifice young men and equipment on Iran’s shores?
>>2761984oh I see what you mean. at least the money will be going to the iranian state instead of the toolbooth being privately held
>>2761967>inherentlyno social behavior is inherent
>good<badmarxism isn't a religion or a moral code, grow up, use your brain
>Rentierism is something that should be abolished where ever it is.anti-historical nonsense. if you don't want iran to do this, find a better idea and convince them. or use force, if you can (you can't)
>>2761940Acceptable as a form of reparation
>>2761986I was banned for not glazing Russia, so standards may vary.
>>2761988I won't even say that the "Hormuz tollbooth" is not just or "wrong", especially under current circumstances. It's still parasitic.
>>2761990>Acceptable as a form of reparationyes, Zionistan was never going to pay Iran a single cent. Iran takes what it can get.
>>2761967No one is arguing (in a serious rather than trolling manner) that it's inherently good, the point is that Iran is literally being attacked by the US, Israel, with the support of Europe (except for based Spain) and the gulf monarchies. Filling up their war chest and damaging the global economy is exactly the best winning strategy that they have and they would be stupid not to capitalize in it. It is insanely naive to try to lecture them about petty shit like this when they're fighting for the safety, independence and sovereignty of their people.
>>2761951Disagree, regimes like Israel always amp up their genocide when they are losing. They aren’t getting any wins on the battlefront, I mean they just lost a town to Hez. So they turn to cranking up the murder and oppression of their captive victims. We saw this with Nazi germany, why they do this? Idk, maybe for PR amongst their psychotic population, give themselves an easy win. Or maybe it’s a doubling down on thinking their scapegoat is the reason for their failures.
>>2761915basically this:
>>2761923now the current and any new west/Venezuela commercial relationship to extract oil is conditioned under that framework.
no sanctions relief, and the payments between are held hostage, too.
>>2761937I am pretty sure that has happened. and it was one of the buyers, not the government on itself. It was Valero. Venezuela never imposed tertiary sanctions on oil sales against Israel, only severed ties (no Israel embassy) long ago and has recognized Palestine as a state before it was cool to do it (>Spain<)
>>2761944TAKE IT GRAB 'EM BY THE BARRELhe's such a slut.
>>2761940inter imperialist war
>>2762017>>2762029Note: It's -0.06, not -0.6
>>2761417>global warming cooks us?a global warming just flew over my house
>>2762029but I think it's 0.1 a closer value.
>>2762052
Bots and Glowanon arguing with himself using VPNs to make it look like multiple IPs
>>2762054Trump Always Chickens Out
>>2762055
this post is also fake.
>>2762054trump always cucks out
>>2762057dont call out obvious spam, report! report!
>>2762055
mao this is pure lib containment posting.
“uhhh sure the internet is manipulated by bots, capital, state psyops, platform algorithms, NGO messaging farms, and now mass-produced LLM slop, but actually everything is fine because sometimes people still argue in comment sections”
what kind of argument is that? nobody serious says literally every single post online is fake. “dead internet” is obviously shorthand for the qualitative transformation of the web into a synthetic, platform-managed, engagement-optimized landfill.
yes, obviously there are still humans online. congratulations, amazing discovery. the point is that actual human communication is increasingly mediated, buried, redirected, and simulated by systems designed for profit extraction, surveillance, and social control.
“messy disagreements” proving authenticity is especially dumb. bots can simulate disagreement. astroturf campaigns manufacture discourse. platforms boost conflict because outrage drives engagement. seeing arguments online does not prove organic public life; half the time it proves the opposite.
“personal stories with inconsistencies” also means nothing. people lie, marketers fabricate testimonials, and AI can now generate infinite plausible “lived experiences” on demand. the existence of noise is not proof of life.
the real issue is not some schizo metaphysical claim that “nobody is real.” it’s that the internet no longer functions primarily as a space of human exchange. it functions as a machine for behavioral manipulation. content is generated, filtered, ranked, and amplified according to the interests of capital and the security state, not according to truth or human need.
so yes, the phrase “dead internet” is exaggerated. but the underlying intuition is correct: the web is becoming less a social space and more a necrotic mirror maze of ads, bots, recycled takes, managed narratives, and algorithmically sorted sludge.
calling people irrational for noticing this is just gaslighting. the internet is not “all fake,” it’s worse: it’s real human activity trapped inside an increasingly fake structure.
>>2762055
@grok is this true?
>>2762054Trump Ate Cum Obligingly
>>2762072spain, italy and now france? shame on germoney
>>2762072based if true but likely fake for implying micron has balls to defy his amerimasters
Le inter-imperialist conflict, btw
>>2762076They live their genocidal urges Vicariously though the zionists
>>2762096How can a pariah state like Iran, which holds no corporations outside its borders, be imperialist?
>>2762098The conflict is not between individual states but between opposed imperialist fronts. Also, because it just is okay? ICP said so, go ask them
>>2762098All these years of people denying the anti-imperialist nature of Russia has conditioned people into siding with the USA here and berating Iran as "imperialist", almost as if that narrative was hand-built to push that idea from the start.
>>2762096Wrong. It's le inter-dengist conflict, btw
>>2762114Lenin says anti imperialism is a sham and a humbug. Anti imperialism is the worst product of imperialism.
>>2762124what a shit draft, dengoids explain yourself
>>2761958yup! thanks! I found that it was the HDR. Deactivated now, and also, now there's no flickering letters when I scroll up and down.
>>2762134Sweet, more Hezb FPVs.
>>2762132Capitalism with chinese characteristics. A billion palestinian and iranian kids can be killed as long as there is a one more yuan going to chines piggy
>>2762124it will be gleefully ignored by the US, the same way Chinese mediation for the Ukr/Rus war was rejected by the west.
at least this time China got Pakistan to back them up.
>>2762182
The only real problem with bots is they have to be programmed by dumb humoids, outside of that they’re better than people at being people
>>2762179will it be ignored by the increasingly ostracized europoors though
>>2761940Welcome back, Sound Toll .
>>2762192By what metric is Yuroop getting ostracized versus yankeestan? Did you mean isolated (still not true)?
>>2762219Iran's president said something about how they're willing to negotiate I think
>>2762202EU diplomacy at least is a complete joke and the people running it less than incompetent. With individual countries, it depends.
>>2762219the white house did a "leak" to the WSJ to manipulate the market while they gather troops to escalate
>>2762222Did you miss the EU negotiators crawled back to China on their hands and knees?
(You're completely right, mind, they will cock it up somehow.)
the most important thing when monitoring the situation is making sure to realize state actors on each side are making decisions based on information not privy to the general public, so since you don't have the full picture its always gonna be a losing game using these situations to shape your worldview. this is my only criticism of campism. until economies start mobilizing for total, existential war nothing about any of this really matters in our day-to-day
>>2762255>nothing about any of this really matters in our day-to-daypool being closed is very relevant to our day-to-day and will be for years to come
>>2762259maybe. but iran is not existential for america, only for israel who hasn't the luxury of ending the war on irans terms
>>2762199One issue with how NATO is perceived is those russian chauvinist midwits who think it's some sort of homogeneous organization led by a heckin russophobic shadowy cabal instead of just, you know, a platform for the USA to do imperialist geopolitics that has some perks (and drawbacks) for the lesser members.
I wouldn't even say that functionally it works at maintaining Europe's hegemony, European leaders were already kinda seething about it after the whole Afghanistan debacle, but then the Ukraine war in which the US bears a lot of responsibility squeezed Europe's economy on which this Iran adventure just piled on.
The ruling class in the US has read the writing on the wall, the days of NATO are counted if the EU becomes a real geopolitical actor which is why they support eurosceptic nationalist far right parties, literally divide and conquer shit.
>>2762255sounds like centrist bullshit to me
>>2762267USAnians are the burden of the civilized people of the world
>>2762265what makes it sound centrist? we know global imperialist war is inevitable, and studying it develop and unfold is necessary, but will always be ancillary to the domestic tasks of professional revolutionaries (propaganda and agitation, impromptu and mass meetings, the distribution of leaflets and pamphlets, assisting in the economic struggle and championing the slogans of that struggle, etc)
>>2762267a quarter of americans saying iran is actually shocking
>>2762268hey slow down it's only 76% of us and I am part of the 24%. let me act really sensitive to your remark and make it about me
>>2762263>One issue with how NATO is perceived is those russian chauvinist midwits who think it's some sort of homogeneous organization led by a heckin russophobic shadowy cabal maybe they feel this way because the USSR tried to join the """"collective security"""" of NATO in 1954, only to get rejected, leading directly to the creation of the Warsaw pact. Maybe they feel that way because the Russian federation tried again to join in the early 2000s, only to get rejected again. Maybe they feel that way because NATO promised not to expand one inch eastward in 1990, only to break that promise several times. Maybe they feel that way because NATO's first Secretary General, Lord Ismay, said that the purpose of NATO was to, quote, "
Keep the Russians out, the Americans in, and the Germans down."
>>2762263>I wouldn't even say that functionally it works at maintaining Europe's hegemonyfrance used nato to rape libya in the interests of french and italian business
>>2762054Tehran Always Chads Out
>>2762267whats most interesting is that 50% of the country at least disapproves of the war so 1 in 4 americans think the US is winning but still disapprove. that suggests this is indeed the least popular war in US history
>>2762076Wait Italy did something? Please comrades what did I miss?
>FranceNot so fast guys, Macron flip flops constantly. Let's check back in like 48h and see if this is still the position
>Spain Pleasant surprise. Dude just seems to have a modicum of a backbone, because his party sucks and so does the international it's a part of in general (Swedish socdem equiv. a part of it is headed by a literal IMF bureaucrat)
>>2762287It's because in third world historiography, the Non-Aligned Movement emerged from principles established at the Bandung Conference and worked alongside the United Nations to promote peace, sovereignty, and cooperation among developing nations during the Cold War. Ignoring obvious bloodstains on the record like the Korean War. The UN, for better or for worse, at least shows when the global south dissents from the global north, even if nothing was ever done about it and the US has veto powers. It was basically the only legitimate global platform for the global south to even
express their outrage at imperialism. Previously countries oppressed by US imperialism would suffer silently and not even realize how much they had in common, until they could discuss such issues at the UN and vote on resolutions. At the end of the day the UN is still an imperialist organization puppeteered by the USA which has Veto power, but it gave the global south a superstructural tool for expressing their will, if not fulfilling it outright. It has its place in history for that reason. I'm not saying they're right, just saying why they think like that.
>>2762072Inshallah in 5-10 years whatever bourgeois uniparty psycho comes after Trump screeches at Evropa for being Axis-Of-Evil puppets.
>>2762279at least half of those are nazi types who are ""redpilled"" on the jewish question, but I'd wager it's closer to 80%
>>2762279>>2762267Leftychuds taking "polls" seriously is a constant cringe moment whenever observed.
You probably think inflation and labor stats are real also.
Smh.
>>2762199yeah so of course all of NATO is queuing up to give israel full support then…..
It's just the U.S, and the U.K, both of which are compromised through and through
>>2761577>BinanceI checked and did some maff and I'd need absurd gains in order to break even because getting eth or such seems like a massive gamble to my brownoid reality
Then I asked chatgpt and it recommended me some shit called Interactive Brokers which indeed operates in my cunt's legally but that's a "prediction market" AKA legalized "gambling" made for insider traders to syphoon even more cash from poormies so idk
chevron and exxon stocks are available to me and they seem to be going up but ofc nowhere near as much as brent or wti and since they're private firms I feel like I'm more or less guaranteed to get tricked lel
man I hate being a thirdoid
>>2762311>Golem J. TrumpWhat are the chances that they hired some zoomer retard nick shirley talking freshman and gave him trump's account. You are telling me he types all that shit when he has the attention span of biden? No way jose. Unless he sits at desk and rambles to his secretary or talks to an AI and it then translates it like Dragon Software or something.
>>2762308>inflation statsif the price of an average basket of goods goes up 5% in one year, everyone notices
>>2761940The "toll booth" is a distraction by western media to deflect fro their own insurance cartel and crisis. So powerful that not even the $25b gift by the Trump admin, and no doubt much private cajoling, has made them relent and re-instate war-insurance to the hundreds of stranded ships.
Tit, for fucking tat.
The US/NATO runs a global maritime "toll booth" by the same bureaucratic means. The western insurance cartel closing much of their opponents out of "legal" maritime transport and sanctions what make Iranian and Russian oil "illegal" to be traded with. And then NATO (sometimes wearing an Ukrainian mask) has been doing straight up piracy straight up attacking "shadow fleet" ships, including in the Mediterranean.
Now Iran is breaking up their monopoly on insurance, with guns.
>Pay and you are eligible to be insured by those cunts up in LondonNobody owes anything to "the world economy" liberal order.
>>2762321That's the point. I think real inflation is much higher and also they play around with what is considered "average basket"
>>2762327> I think real inflation is much higher and also they play around with what is considered "average basket"oh yeah, then i agree
>>2762221no he didn't. it was a bloomberg report, that it bounced to the "The Kobeissi Letter" as if IRNA published, but you check both IRNA and Pezehskian, and you see no comments or whatsoever about that in their recent posts on X. in fact, Pezeshkian xitted 11 hours ago.
>>2762124its literally empty diplospeak with no effect on reality
>>2762356
Sir, this is leftypol. The Wendy's is 2 blocks south and to the right
Are there any Jewish niggers here?
>>2762361I think technically none
I bet there is a yiddish term for 'halfbreed' that they keep on the quiet
>>2762336super glow. Imagine stating that Iran is a militaristic state while the
centfentcom brags about refueling bombers above your super materialist-methodological Sunni airspace.
he's probably an incel posting from somewhere in Europe or the US.
>>2762356
JOHN WAKE UP WE MISS YOU
>>2762323here we go iran contra 2.0
>>2762367I think he was just baitposting.
Check out this based anon reply, I even made a thread with that as the OP picture 1.
>>2762367based autists for figuring that out
>>2762367Note that the bombs are still on the plane as it heads home.
>>2762374>allegedAre they alleging the kids are crisis actors? Will AP be slapped with a Billion dollar lawsuit like Alex Jones? Unlike Alex, they can actually pay that amount.
>>2762367can someone explain this to me please, because I don't understand the significance.
>>2762386Saudis claim their airspace isn't used to attack Iran, but here the US is posting proof that it is
>>2762323odds of this actually being a kidnapping? Smart money is she's just chilling with Hez commanders nodding along as she pretends to understand their philosophical musings (in perfect English ofc)
>>2762374Soon:
>Iran controlled photons impressed, upon foreign sensors, images which appear to depict allegedly dead children. In an apparent attempt to drive a wedge in our societies and sow distrust in our institutions. >We have been unable to independently verify this claim, the photons did not immediately respond to a request for comment.>Today, we ask Alan Dershowitz to shine light on this issue…
<Meanwhile in the White House a live action parody of Team America: World Police is playing day in and day out. >>2762390Kataeb hezbollah took that cunt elizbath tsurkov so they probably did it
and it's good and they should do it more >>2762394she was a glowy.
>>2762386well, look what the b8 poster says:
>>2762336 'The IRGC is a military-industrial complex'. As an attack to Iranians and their security forces. It's an attempt to portray Iran as the aggressor, not the oppressed, speaking allegedly from the Sunni-Arab point of view (Sunnis as in mostly in Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Qatar), but then the centcom, basically the US military command operation center for the middle east, goes on and post a clear depiction of the US using Saudi Arabia airspace to attack Iran, clearly disproving the point that Iran is the aggressor in the war.
>>2762372savage. Sunnis and their ummah is the most pathetic attempt to gaslight people. it reminds me al-qaeda's ummah.
>>2762371very reminiscent of tsar nicholas
>>2762356
>glowie mad at an actual poster
>>2762371>unless he thinks red makes him correctRed = MAGA, blue = lying demonrats
>>2762263>a platform for the USA to do imperialist geopolitics that has some perks (and drawbacks) for the lesser membersFrance and Britain initiated the genocide of Libya, dumb uyghur
>>2762284(he will not respond to this, i predict)
>>2762280>>2762263After NATO (my phone auto corrected to mayo lol) collapses the euros will be more fucked than U.S burgers, the euros spent the like 4 centuries pillaging the world and then spent this past century being Americas little Randal. Us burgers got 2 oceans and the natural resources to rebound and stay a global/regional power. What the Euros got?
>>2762424don't make us unleash the Germans again
>>2762287> listened to a recent haz stream (yeah i know i was bored while grinding vidya) and he was pretty pessimistic because there was alot of people in either Russia or China that actually believed in the UN as a serious thing.. like how bro when the korean war essentially proved the oppositeThat actually makes me feel optimistic, the U.N is going to have to be able to pass global policy at some point to survive climate change. Maybe after America gets knocked down a peg or three the national security council can throw out the veto bullshit and assembly can actually enforce global policy. Instead of just being a giant NGO to laundry the crimes of euros and Americans.
Trump won. Deal with it leftist scum. Iran was demolished. Simple as
>>2762371I think it's worse, his viziers are showing him these polls and he thinks they're real.
>>2762263> some sort of homogeneous organization led by a heckin russophobic shadowy cabalhttps://www.thefreelibrary.com/The+Harvard+boys+do+Russia.-a020769077The finance imperialist cabal described in this article by The Nation are all homogeneously comprised of the same ethnic group (Larry Summers is literally best friends with Jeffrey Epstein), and they started sex trafficking Russian/etc people after the USSR collapsed. This mass rape campaign was so shadowy that the only way people could acknowledge this fact was with discourses of offhand innuendo comments and stand up comedians joking about "mail order brides". If the only people who can talk about a thing are late night comedians, that's the definition of "shadowy"
>you know, a platformOnlyFans is a perfect example of the Israeli style neoliberal technocrat ideology behind the UN. Its just a platform for Zionist harm reduction, right fellow woke anarcho Bidenists?
>>2761967>I know, I know US/Israel le badThis dismissive and condescending leftist rhetoric would be more convincing if you epic True Marxists didn't define your entire personality around seething at Iran's state socialism and saying "of course I'm never going to defend their regime". The proletariat knows what you really believe, like that Dr Strangelove character whose arm twitches to do a heil Hitler salute as if by subconscious reflex
>I'm still right on this though on principle.guy who is materially no different than any Israeli: "my euphoric gamerchair circlejerk philosophy makes my material ideology different than that of all my friends, who are also crying about their globalist economy being ruined by the anti-Epstein war"
What a great thread this has been!!!
Let's remember the best parts, such as:
>….
And
>….
>>2762444honk the ship's horn if you can pass.
>>2762453>Stating reality makes you literally Hitler Leftists are really just like zionists
>>2762452hard to talk about anything interesting when shit's been fizzled for at least 2 weeks
>>2762457trump is abandoning the shitstorm he created
>>2762424>What the Euros got?uuuh the amassed resources from four centuries of global pillaging?
>>2762447>>2762442>>2762371>>2762404>>2762416I am beginning to think his Viziers are the ones making these polls:
>Pollster for Trump in 2016>Viktor Orban>Bibi SatanyahooThey really do think their supporters are stupid.
>>2762475Somewhat unrelated, but I vigorously critique and oppose a lot of the formations and praxis of the CPUSA. That said, your posts so far seem to be mostly basic information with reasonably grounded takes. So why is CPUSAanon even considered a controversial figure here?
>>2762475Can’t they just buy it from Azerbaijan?
>>2762478Because sober analysis is ultimately boring and screeching in third worldist platitudes in maoist English scratches an emotional itch
>>2762483The division within the U.S. left is not “third worldists versus everyone else.” It is reformists versus revolutionaries, and the latter wont be happy until they see literal heads rolling and property seized. The confusion arises because redlibs tend to label anarchists and Maoists as inherently “third worldist” relative to their own positions and if that is the case, it explains quite a bit.
>>2762486The only heads that will ever roll in the US are children from school shootings and the homeless from shooting tranq into their necks. There will never be a revolution in the US, there is no US embassy to organize it.
>>2762484More fuel for the leftist jdpon don theory
>>2762481>sprucing uphe's sticking gold plated bangles all over everything again isn't he
>>2762478>So why is CPUSAanon even considered a controversial figure here?because he is a namefag, they always produce the same effect on imageboards, thats why all of them must be executed
>>2762481>The Trump Kennedy Center (A show of Bipartisan Unity, a Republican and Democrat President!)lol
>>2762475>Its entirely possible the Euros could just say "Okay, fuck you, we'll get our own oil and pay for it in Yuan.No it's not. There is no elite in Europe that will have something to gain from it. They are all invested in the burger ponzi.
Eurocucks need to wake up and realize there is absolutely no scenario where Europe uncuck herself and stop being a burger vassal. Those in whatever power, Again and again and again, they have decided against european interests because it suits their wealth situated in the US.
What is happening? Is Trump actually retreating from Hormuz?
>>2762478It's literally just two guys and they both happen to be the most annoying people on this website
>>2762478>Somewhat unrelated, but I vigorously critique and oppose a lot of the formations and praxis of the CPUSA. That said, your posts so far seem to be mostly basic information with reasonably grounded takes. So why is CPUSAanon even considered a controversial figure here?I mean I can only offer my perspective. When I first started posting as CPUSAnon a lot of the responses were basically "Oh you're clearly an FBI agent, everyone in the CPUSA works for the FBI" but I'd mostly try to be polite and patient and so I guess I was tolerated for the most part. One big thing that helped me was one of the "You're an FBI agent!" posters was kind of outed as a bot? It's really weird and I'm still not entirely sure what happened, but midway through a discussion with one of them they just started posting some gibberish. Like they were trying to copy+paste the imageboard's format and ended up with a bunch of junk data? It was weird.
Anyways time goes on, and I suppose two big things happen that earned me some enemies on here. We'd have another poster, "The Real Iron Felix", who you might recognize by his claims the mods exist solely to "protect" me and his frequent claims everyone on here is a Strasserite. I didn't really interact with him that much at first, but he'd make these claims that "America MUST be destroyed" which I saw as frankly just a ridiculous mentality to have. You don't build a mass movement by saying "we have to destroy our country", that just conjures images of self-inflicted destruction and deprivation to normal people. Like if you've got a guy working at WalMart to pay for his insulin, or a single mom working two jobs to make ends meet, saying "America MUST be destroyed" is basically telling these people "I want to make
your lives worse" in my book. He'd also pair that with claiming that any real Socialist revolution would destroy peoples' standard of living (and there would be one guy who'd claim Americans wouldn't even have electricity if we had a "REAL" Socialist revolution) so I pushed back on that.
So the response to all that was him making claims that I "want to enslave the rest of the world to improve Americans' standard of living" which, frankly, I find absurd. Basically it was either Americans bomb themselves to the stone age or we form the giga-fourth Reich and reinstate slavery in his book.
The second big thing was mostly my fault. There were ongoing debates on here about what qualifies as Fascist. You'd see again and again "Is X Fascist?" "What is Fascism?" So on. So I figured I'd make a thread titled something like "Studying Fascism" and I would try to read primary source documents, mostly from historical Fascists themselves, to see if there was any nuance that could be gleaned from it. There were a few facts that I found interesting that I think often gets overlooked when studying the historic movements that could be considered Fascist namely:
>ᴉuᴉlossnW's own continued rejection he was the "White Guard of Capitalism" and his attempts to bribe/convert Socialists/Communists to his side.>Oswald Mosley's various writings (he had a combination of charisma as well as making the most concerted efforts to "define" or codify Fascist movements from his perspective)>Castro's relationship with the Spanish FalangeGiven the historically antagonistic relationship between Left Wing groups and Fascism, my own apparent tolerance for reading these authors was a black mark on my record. That I came to a conclusion that Fascism could only really get an ideological framework or actual mass power from the participation of "dissident" or "heterodox" figures broadly part of The Left was seen more as a "confession" than analysis, so that's what started the current claim that I'm some "secret Fascist trying to convert leftypol to Fascism"
Okay, that was longer than I wanted. Sorry 'bout that. Let's get back to discussing Iran.
>>2762499What are Europe’s options realistically? There’s North Sea oil, Mozambique might be an answer if they can get it through the Red Sea, idk what Ansar Allah have said on the issue. There’s Nigeria and burger controlled Venezuela.
>>2762515a deal with Russia
>>2762516They’re too racist for that
>>2762515Giving Russia what it wants. trading in Yuan and kicking out Amerikkkans from their countries.
>>2762518They might all have to realise the harsh truth that support for Ukraine was just virtue signalling all along.
>>2762130….when not bound up with the fight against opportunism.
>>2762176>>2762263>heckin russophobic shadowy cabal instead of just, you know, a platform for the USA to do imperialist geopoliticssame thing
>I wouldn't even say that functionally it works at maintaining Europe's hegemonyno shit, the point is to subjugate them
>>2762348same. ds is p good too for marxism. so is gronk unironically depending on topic
>>2762533and nothing of value was lost
apart from IBM
>>2762489>The only heads that will ever roll in the US are children from school shootings and the homeless from shooting tranq into their necksI remember seein a gore pic back in the 2000s where a guy was running from police so he jumped off a bridge and his chin landed on a spiked fence, and it decapitated him. literally some mortal kombat shit
>>2762514Hey look, it’s guy who is buttblasted about BadEmpanada
>>2762062It's dropping now because Trump said he wants peace.
>>2762538Now that I come to think about it, there is too much cucking going on in our world:
>Power of attorney>Lawyers>Accountants>Representative democracy>Actors>Agency Principal problem>Board of directors>Spooky action at a distance>Jesus as mediator between a Christian and God>Jewish Rabbi (and pre-temple destruction High Priest) as mediator between Jew and God>Muslim Mullah as mediator between Muslim and Allah>Gnosticism>Teachers>You can't edit your own Wikipedia page (someone else can do it)>Military>Proxies>Lobbying groups>Shell companies>Condoms>GlovesLike I can go on and on, but it really feels like the whole universe functions on cuckoldry both literal and metaphysical. Should I be worried?
>>2762546>>Muslim Mullah as mediator between Muslim and AllahNobody believes that.
>>2762549Shias do, Sistani and Khameini are basically Orthodox patriarchs but for 12er islam
>>2762549Even The more radical Wahabbi sects of Sunnis effectively get into their members heads and cuck them into blowing up for Mossad
>>2762514America has already formed the fourth Reich and they have done so with the explicit support of your insane, far-right "Communist" party. The sanctions your party supports have already killed more than GP Ost ever did.
You want an intensification of this system so you can have an uninterrupted supply of Warhammer toys. Even before you started reading fascist literature and trying to convert everyone else with the usual zeal of a Christo-fascist (Christ-insanity, ESPECIALLY KKKatholicism, is inherently fascistic) you were already a fascist for joining a class collaborationist party that endorses genocidal Democrats in exchange for some infinitesimal gains to the American Volk.
>>2762551Even they don't believe that.
>>2762554I don't think you even know what a Wahabi is besides some random buzzword you've seen online.
>>2762550Speaking of Aliens:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/science/3534247/man-claims-he-lost-his-virginity-to-a-busty-alien-called-crescent-and-fathered-hybrid-babies/
>David Huggins says he was first visited by aliens aged eight<Aliens look like characters from eyes wide shutI think there is a simpler explanation…
>>2762558https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_propagation_of_the_Salafi_movement_and_Wahhabism
>During the Cold War, the United States and the United Kingdom, launched covert and overt campaigns to encourage and strengthen Islamists in the Middle East and southern Asia. These Islamists were seen as a hedge against potential expansion by the Soviet Union, and as a counterweight against nationalist and socialist movements that were seen as a threat to the interests of the Western nations.[15][16][17][18][19] In 1957, in a meeting with the CIA’s Frank Wisner and the Joint Chiefs of Staff, President Eisenhower gave approval to a policy that included doing "everything possible to stress the 'holy war' aspect”, and sending weapons to the Saudi-led conservative monarchies to counteract socialist Arab nationalists.[20] In a 2018 interview with The Washington Post, Mohammed bin Salman, the de facto ruler of Saudi Arabia, said that "investments in mosques and madrassas overseas were rooted in the Cold War, when allies asked Saudi Arabia to use its resources to prevent inroads in Muslim countries by the Soviet Union."[21]This is what I was referring to.
>>2762563Islamist, Salafi, and Wahabi are all different (although sometimes overlapping) things. And wikipedia is a shit source on this topic.
>>2762566it's too late, Busty Crescent has claimed another
>>2762566>interracial alien matingare americans obsessed with race mixing or something? it's not even racial it's inter-species
>>2762570That's unquestionable, but only a minority of Afghans became Salafi. Either way, the communist government in Afghanistan mostly screwed itself over and would have collapsed anyway, with or without CIA/Saudi involvement.
>>2762573i think all humans should have sex with aliens… sex with your own species is pretty much incest TBH
>>2762569>>2762573You can take Kristi Noem's Husband.
He is a busty cross dresser and reason she cucked him and then got fired.
This is recent news. Like today.
>>2762575>with or without CIA/Saudi involvement.uygha, the pro-soviet government of Afghanistan outlasted the USSR by like 4 months.
Compare that to:
US Afghanistan:
>Collapses within a month<US Military still in the country when it happensRussia Syria:
>Collapses within a week<Russia is now normalizing relations with Jewlani >>2762580>>2762578>>2762573Guys, I hate to admit, but I think the whole Alien thing is just a cover story for the epstein class.
In the middle ages they would have used fairies or something.
Also don't forget hansel and gretel and all the other fairy tales that are a little too on the money with the whole Beef Jerky thing.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DU8rP5_DoDn/ >>2762507Maybe? It’s looking like trump is just going
>ehh fuck it, its Europes problemSo he can go back to picking out curtains for his ballroom. Which if he stays the course will be the funniest end to the American empire.
>yeah so I collapse the petrodollar, alienated a close to a century of careful constructed alliances. Completely flushed down the trillions of investment a decades of imperialism in the Middle East. Revealed America to be a paper tiger that can’t be trusted. Anyways now that’s over, let’s get back to destroying a national monument by spray painting it in tacky gold. >>2762584Even if the Saudis and the CIA didn't intervene, it was more or less doomed to collapse. That government had no hope of surviving whatsoever.
>>2762584okay so you admit that the
>>2762587this would explain most reports of alien abductions coming from the US
>>2762595>okay so you admit that thefinish the sentence
>>2762597the aliens abducted them I think was the joke, maybe
>>2762566>>2762560>>2762596Yeah, if this doesn't look like something from jeff's Island, I don't know what to tell you.
Soviet alien encounters are funnier and give off treasure island meets back to the future vibes.
>>2762598>The post in question.Doesn't look like much tho but for mr ladybugs this is kinda surprising.
His handlers probably told him that they could not fake elections for his district anymore because everyone in SC hates him and they will know this time the vote was stolen.
>>2762593By your standards all socialist countries are doomed to collapse.
>>2762587bill clinton. jeffry epstein. ghislane Maxwell. donald trump and others, dressing up in blue suits and rubber alien masks running around an island. meanwhile the poor subject has been drugged with hallucionogens.
>>2762478He's just annoying as fuck tbh.
>>2762616Now you know what is on those tapes, why we have to bomb Iran, why Mark Levin wants a deep throat from Megyn Kelly and why Kristi Noem's husband has a bimbo fetish
>>2762514>>2762624Seewhat i mean? Just the most annoying drivel out there.
>>2762624He used to be way worse and has simmered down a lot from like a few months ago where he wanted the USApol threads to be exclusive to burgers because "he wasn't posting on the other countries' generals" or something retarded like that, plus went on incel-adjacent rants on isg a lot.
>>2762632you know this is old news, right? even in your image it says March 11
>I will have to bake
Stupid april fools goddammit
>>2762659jesus christ. makes me wonder how many videos there are where the cameraperson just didn't fucking live so we don't get to see it
>>2762489the contention is not whether there will be a revolution in the US, but whether the revolution will be spearheaded in the US, or if workers in the US being liberated is a historical necessity for workers worldwide, which, if assumed true, naturally follows that what should be done is the insipid tailism from the CPUSA until a revolution in the US manifests itself, and THEN the US will export revolution abroad. he then adds a corollary: college wokes and third worldists are actively sabotaging the revolution. more or less his line of thinking, which, admittedly, has been updated somewhat.
>>2762670good god this sucks lol
>>2762659I am never joining a military, too scary
>>2762670we need to downvote them but that's brigading and against the rediquette
>>2762674
burger reich troops getting hit by iranian missiles
>>2762672People seem to forget that a revolution in the US would only result in a weaker post civil-war ridden socialist state (if the were to win), the entirety of EU and East Asia and even Russia would only support a interventionist movement at getting rid of the communists.
>>2762566She kinda looks like my ex
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