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happy 50 everyone
Has there ever been a war in history that was so specifically dependent on whether one person lives or dies?
>>2768939I don't know, but there must be some dead zogbots if they downed so many planes
>>2768940
he pulled the wrong lever
Has Iran hit any AI data centers yet?
Has anyone made a map that tracks which countries between the US - Israel - Iran geographically have refused US military air traffic?
If not it probably should be tracked at this point
>>2768939could be fake AI. Let's wait and see for more evidence. like a wave of suspicious deaths attributed to car accidents at US basees in Germany
>>2768946There aren't any operational "AI data centres" in the gulf yet, but there are already normal ones.
And yes, they were bombed.
I like my coffee like I like my american fighter jets, black
>>2768953>There aren't any operational "AI data centres" in the gulf yet,How certain are you of this?
Because there have been repeated references that Gulf governments are deep in deals and engagements with Nvidia/OpenAI/US AI in general and that there were plans underway to pivot to Gulf underway directly before this war.
Also Iran recently referenced this, and these US AI big tech actors, in a propaganda video.
>>2768956Who cares about this freak?
>>2768960Trump. He listens to her
>>2768965probably the israelis
>>2768957These are all under construction, is what I mean.
OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIT
>>2768965nice do it again
>>2768965>>2768967It doesn't matter cause British destroyers have been involved in the AD of Israel. Let's not pretend they aren't combatants.
As for Starmer potentially using this to "directly intervene", keep in mind Hezb already bombed their land in Cyprus. This isn't an escalation.
Kurdistan Democratic Party of Iran to Rudaw News Network:
>"No weapons or military aid have been provided to us from Washington, and the weapons we currently have in our possession are ones we already had."-Rudaw
>>2768958houris refer to the maidens in heaven
is this a world war already? asking for my girlfriend
>>2768978Pics or copium
And I am selling a lot of copium today
>>2768981They have fired 5-6 waves of rockets at Israel so far.
>>2768978Not till china makes a unification play on taiwan
>>2768983brah you beat me. lmao.
>>2768991Apparently, Iran turned off all diplomatic channels even through intermediaries. total radio silence. They are not backing down.
So with the recent purges of high command I guess a military coup to stop Trump from using nukes is off the table. Tuesday is going to be some historic shit
>>2768978Don't worry kitten
>>2769002More like ground troops. Nukes create more issues than it solves
>>2768978No it's still a regional conflict.
WW1 and WW2 were massive, a bunch of different fronts. We're not even close to that yet.
>>2768991why don't they just do a Business Plot
>>2768995Why did Israel and America underestimate Iran so badly? Are they stupid?
>>2769008Probably same reason why Hitler was hurrying up to attack USSR - one or two more years, and there would be no ability for America to attack Iran at all.
>>2769008israel doesn't care as long as it inches the piano forwards, the goy will pay for the repair bill
Wonder how will DOS let off steam after this blunder. Now that epstein is in prison and they can't rape babies nor do strangle parties, I guess they will bomb cuba or something fucking barbarians
>>2769014Seems like Israel is suffering a lot more consequences than the US is right now.
Yeah the US is spending a lot of money and losing some planes but Israel is getting bombed to hell.
>>2768991I call bullshit on this, now that they started it they also want to finish it. Probably ground invasion or carpet nuke it.
>>2769016Sure, but they're also salivating over stealing southern Lebanon
>>2768991Here comes the Sunday pre-market jawbone
I'm all in on Iran invading Israel with ground troops
>>2769019True but I have to wonder if they'll be able to sustain that if this continues. I guess the US could spend even more money by giving even more aid to Israel to cover the production they're losing.
>>2769020Probably. That piece of shit becomes an even more desperate liar if the markets threaten to go down too much. If the pre-market futures for the major indices are down 1% or so, there's a high chance he bullshits yet again about "talks going well, war will end soon" before the trading day starts.
>>2769022Oh yeah? bet on polymarket then.
>>2768976>>2768958The famous/infamous 72 virgins
>>2769022I feel like that would be the excuse a lot of the west would need to finally start attacking Iran. Right now it's a tit-for-tat thing and everyone knows that Israel/US started it even if they won't admit to it. But a ground invasion would be a different story.
>>2769023Maybe, too early to tell I guess, when those last boats are coming in, they really are not going to have any allies left perhaps maybe the germans.
Pretty wild how fast pissrael and amerikkka have just fucked themselves on a diplomatic standpoint lol, like what kind of ally is this, I know it's old news for most of us but I feel like they are burning through the last bit of good faith they still had standing.
>>2769008Trump got high off his own farts after Venezuela's cuckery, and he really thought he could just do the exact same thing to Iran. Pissrael acted the exact same way with Gaza and that last 12-day war, right when Iran and Lebanon completely cucked out. It is especially funny with Pissrael since they're objectively a small, densely populated nation, and now they are finding out what happens when a way bigger country actually rawdogs them.
>>2769031It does feel fast but Israel had already been destroying their reputation on the international stage for a few years because of the attention on Gaza, and Trump destroyed all the US alliances and soft power because he's retarded.
>>2768965>>2768972Nvm, appears to be an Israsli psyop that combines casualty denial with a soft version of the USS Liberty.
W Hezbollah, either way.
>>2769039Israel always lies
Israel always lies
Israel always lies
>>2769022Now this would be something that will be eternally remembered
OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIT
so how is one F15 E pilot worth more than several other war planes and their flight crews?
>>2769056American "casualty-aversion" is usually seen as some honourable thing, though it's likely more of a result of contractor grifting (who will replace the material losses) and a rational response to the fact that all recent American wars have been unpopular shit about dumb goals in distant lands.
>>2769059That's actually a funny joke, would be even funnier if they blow his head infront of his family
>>2769061Tuesday night is Taco night
>>2769060Right.
I think that the Iranians took a bit of an L here then no?
>>2769059except Israel is sided with Rome right now
>>2769066the fuck does that first sentence mean
>>2769067But the Pope condemns Israel and Trump rn
>>2769070I mean the contemporary equivalent to Rome
>>2769065Insofar if it's about getting under the Americans' skins and ruining one of their gimmicks, yeah i guess.
Although the war is already one of the most unpopular without them inflicting that much human casualties.
>>2769056Because the fallen pilot was a cover story for a nuclear recovery mission. if it was successful, then Trump can brag about getting the nuclear gas out. if it failed, then he can brag about getting a pilot rescued
What's Xi doing rn?
>>2769078I didn't even have to open the image to know it was AI, could tell from the thumbnail.
Not enough dead Americans.
>>2769072A successful one, by all means, if we only consider the objective.
Does this mean that Iran is vulnerable to more insertions like this? Will Blumfs nuclear material raiding party be succesful?
>>2769078someone run an AI analysis on this
>>2769078If this didn't trigger your slopdar you might be retarded.
>>2769067Jewish eschatology sees the Jewish people forever in war with the roman empire. They did destroy their temple in the 70s AD. Now they see Christianity and especially the roman catholic church as their sworn enemy that must be destroyed.
>>2769070>But the Pope condemns Israel and Trump rnI think the holy see has condemned Israel and it's actions for decades. Since like the nakba. Any theological basis for zionism and christian zionism was rejected already in the 19th century.
>>27690841) flag stars seem off
2)if this is a blackhawk something seems off about the proportions relative to where everyone is sitting
>>2769078This is so awesome.
>>2769078did they bring that flag to wrap his body in or what?
>>2769084They're supposed to be on a helicopter but it's staged like it's a fucking model shoot bro. Of course it's AI.
AI slop has been getting somewhat better with finer details (hands etc) but one thing it always fucks up is: Where's the cameraman? Just think about the space and where they would need to be taking the picture from. The framing in that shot is not logically possible. AI can't conceive of realistic shots because all it's doing is scalping existing pictures and rearranging them, it doesn't care about how those pictures were taken. It doesn't help that it's trained for "perfect" pictures aka Hollywood/advertising slop where they use sets to get the perfect framing instead of caring about realistic space. For example all sitcoms take place on stage sets and if you actually sit down and try to conceive of those apartments, houses, etc as real spaces you realize very quickly that they're impossible.
>>2769083Successful SAR absolutely says nothing about other operations.
This one took place in the middle of nowhere, the Americans knew the guy's location while the Iranians didn't, light Iranian forces were in hot pursuit mode following the spotted planes and could only do so much when the Americans stopped at their destination.
A raid on a guarded & secured sensitive site close to an urban area would in no way resemble that, and would at the very least result in a high percentage of deaths for the raiders.
>>2769093Iran so far is the only country to successfully deploy A.I slop as a means of propaganda I’ve seen so far. I think it’s because the US-Israel try to use it as a way of distorting reality. Iran purposely makes theirs clearly slop that’s for fun and they usually generate it cartoonish so they avoid the uncanny valley vibe.
>>2769098Yeah, but this really just shows that any full U.S deployment in the area of Iran will be met with major resistance.
There were no Iranians trying to "help" or "aid" the U.S, in fact, in more rural Iran the people are more loyal to their country.
>>2769082"They say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day."
>>2769106Yeah people were fine with AI slop at first when it was just goofy fun memes. Slop that's open about being slop. The problem came when they tried to replace reality and human art with slop.
Oil futures markets open in ~1 hour.
>>2769131Why do? If I was a zogbot i'd rather drive planes than other shit
>>2769133It's how picky and expensive it is, they don't just take randos to do pilot training, they want kids of rich folk who sent their kids to expensive schools and did private pilot training to become air force/navy pilots.
>>2769133Seems like a retention problem. The fighter jet pipeline is probably super expensive and thus very selective, at the same time, pilots burn out quickly AND are in high demand in the private sector, so really the army is subsidizing the most expensive airline pilots ever lol
>>2769133Need a bachelors degree to fly a jet
>>2769133It's not like…a choice. An air force recruit will most likely spend most of their time in front of a radar screen or something. A fighter pilot requires thousands of hours of flying experience, they're the closest that modern militaries have to irreplaceable elites that require years to train.
>>2769073In all likelihood the pilot is either dead or is so badly injured he won't be able to pilot. If it wasn't the case they would have leaked pictures already, instead of retarded pundits resorting to playing with dolls with AI gen on xitter. This seems more and more like a spectacular burger failure and probably even delayed ground ops because how immensely embarrassing it is.
>>2769142That's apparently an Iranian car =(
>>2769142FOR ISRAEL!!! FOR AMERIKKKAN FREEDOM!
>>2769145Could be that the pilot and WSO ejected at significantly different times and at different velocities/momentums.
>>2769149Not possible lmao. You think the jet can still fly with the canopy off?
>>2769145That's obviously impossible lol
>>2769149Could be… but why, and why 100 miles different? What is that like several minutes of flight time at least and without the top cover.
>>2769145larry johnson & scot ritter also say it was probably an attempted raid on the nuclear site that went wrong. it makes much more sense than the story we're being told. and i know ritter has said stupid stuff in the past but i think this is closer to his area of expertise
>>2769157so one pilot rescue almost led to 100+ casualties
dang
>>2769164says there that they were able to extract the rescue mission
>>2769161>100+yeah this was some other operation I'm thinking, maybe a reconnaissance?
>>2769167Pretty sure people have taken photos of excavation equipment moving to docks, so probably they were dumb enough to try to take nuclear materials as others are saying
>>2769124>OilNot the same guy, but oil (WTI) is up about a percent or so just a few minutes in, and the indices are down about a half-percent (showing some negative reaction to the weekend, but it could rebound by market open). For people who don't look at this stuff much, I'll caution that the direction now doesn't necessarily mean it'll keep going up or down at the same rate. Usually, futures plateau at a certain percent up/down and remain somewhat range-bound until close to market open (or until there's news).
>>2769157What is the background of this "Faytuks network". Not sure if it's some glowie op. It started showing up out of nowhere just before this war started.
>>2769170I heard a rumour that they're Israeli glowies
Apparently Trump was pictured early in the war with their feed up on a laptop
>>2769170the gey nazi flag poster said it was an Israeli op.
>>2769138yeah flyboys are a different socioeconomic background than bootboys.
Trump cucked out, its over, it fizzled
>>2769190Not yet, imagine something happens tuesday, like nukes?
>>2769203America already killed one Ayatollah. Maybe they'll get the chance to kill the second. Has the new Ayatollah even appeared on camera yet?
>>2769203and they won't open it
>>2769204he's uploading his memory to the Ayatollah frame, once he die the next one will reseive all his knowledge.
>>2769175They're the modern equivalent to cavalry in terms of the class dynamics involved.
>>2769196he has cucked out so much from fear of iran retaliation that i find it hard to imagine he will do much else. the events of the weekend more or less demonstrated it's impossible to obtain leverage from iran through a ground invasion, thus why trump is even more erratic on truth social. i can only imagine the glorious cuck out that will happen on tuesday.
Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip -step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz"
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours." "Iran is Dead"
Mar 23: "We are giving them more time."
Mar 24: "The war is nearing its end."
Mar 25: "We are still negotiating."
Mar 26: "Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We will give them more time."
Mar 27: "Talks with iran are going very well"
Mar 28: "War will be over soon"
Mar 29: "Maybe we take Kharg island, maybe we dont"
Mar 30: "Open the Strait or we will obliterate all energy infrastructure and oil wells"
Mar 31: "We dont need the strait, we got plenty of oil. Get it yourself UK."
Apr 1: "War will be over in two to three weeks"
Apr 4: "Iran has 48 hours or I'll reign down hell"
Apr 5: "Praise be to Allah! Open the fucking strait!"
>>2769173I'm not sure about that but it's just a vibe. Like their whole angle. There's a lot of Israelis in their Discord and the mods insta-delete anything that gets posted from within Israel that violates Israeli military censorship. It also seems like a 24/7 operation that's all run by "volunteers." Uh huh.
The whole OSINT scene has really become part of 21st century war propaganda efforts. There was also an account in there that would post updates of KDPI ops in Iran made to look official. Like "update: fighting has begun in [village] as freedom fighters begin a new offensive" with a dozen eye emoji reacts and people replying "BASED!" If anyone questioned the source, the mods would say "he is the source." But very weird to advertise a covert guerrilla operation on Discord. You'd almost think someone was running a deception operation there to stoke IRI paranoia and get them to move their forces where there aren't any guerrillas, massacre some local Kurds, etc.
>>2769060Right. Well customs and traditions and all that. But if you're going to get shot down in a distant land, your government better spend and arm and a leg to come rescue you.
>>2769170>It started showing up out of nowhere just before this war started.Also this. Whoever it is set this thing up to provide real-time info and aggregation. A lot of what they post on their X account is aggregated. But the whole angle they're working from is pro-U.S./Israel, so my working theory on how this works is they want to provide information but also sort of capture an audience, but the mod is just some girl wearing a uniform in Haifa. I remember during the Syrian war there were accounts that would provide updates on the Syrian war that were pro-Assad and pro-Russian and the inject those narratives into the stream.
>>2769145>>2769145That’s because the U.S. government is lying and trying to do so much damage control, but they can’t because their administration is so incompetent they can’t even lie right.
If you have to keep saying you have the best army in the world, you probably don’t.
How has whats left of Rojava reacted to the Iran war?
>>2769289i want to believe
>>2769294Kek I am posting this on /k/
>>2769294Americas kill tally -
Several hundred children
Why ts became so boring? At first everyone was hyped as hell cuz of Iran bombing everyone but now it's like omg who cares??? Do something cool please.
>>2769326same thing happened with ukraine threads, this is just what happens when conflicts begin to attrition, chill. the best is yet to come.
>>2769300Unverified, but sources say about 750, many missing and injured.
>>2769306they deffo still have a navy, its just that the navy is mostly USVs that they havent deployed yet but have shown to have.
https://www.hisutton.com/IRGC-USV.html>>2769370Irans strategy so far seems to have learned the lessons of the gulf wars - hide all of your capability from the initial shock and awe period then wait till they get over confident and think they've won and slowly unveil escalations that will hit them hard.
>>2769326press conference tomorrow, either america packs this thing up or the energy facilities in iran go up in flames along with the gulf desalination plants
>>2769385So basically no more kuweit, bahrain, qatar, uae? They need to hit infrastructure in Israel as well or they cuck
>>2769326It's your fault for having a low attention span.
Lots of shit has been happening.
>>2769393first guy looks like he used eyedrops at the bottom of his eyes to fake tears
>>2769395well, the US isn't achieving any of that any time soon, so in te meantime, I am happy to see imperialism getting some nice kick in the teeth.
>>2769396tbf, the guys has publicly stated his discomfort (aw, the poor baby) some time now, since Feb 28. northern cities in Israel are getting pounded between Iran and Hezbollah like crazy.
>>2769145the american pilot walked 200 miles in 24 hours. you may disagree with this notion, you may even have evidence to the contrary. but is it worth being doxxed and losing your job for saying this? the american pilot walked 200 miles in 24 hours.
>>2769294the ghost of kuwait has been busy
>>2769391the path to peace is through bombing the weak gulf states. iran correctly recognizes israel having a high pain tolerance
>>2769326The basic parameters of the conflict have been established, so barring some change in those parameters, most of the news is going to be the sort of stuff we're used to by now. The same thing happened in Ukraine.
So I wasn’t going crazy, Trump’s original 48 hour deadline was extended a day (it was already an extension when he pushed it to Monday)
If he pussies out again can we replace “China’s final warning” with “A Trump ultimatum”?
>>2769448sure if he keeps it up for 50 years
>>2769415So it's just going to be a boring ahh slogfest stalemate for the foreseeable future?
Modern warfare sucks, it's all just automated drones and missiles hitting each other
>>2769393Israelis speaking Hebrew sounds weirdly French to me. idk why. there is something very hon hon oui oui to it
>>2769460The wars of Big Arrow Movement is over. Now it's all Drone Trench Lines and endless AI Bullshit Propaganda.
>>2769233April 6th: OOK OOK OOK????
April 7th: ACK ACK ACK!!!!!
>>2769466The coming world revolution will just be porky hiding in a bunker while drones bomb millions of workers everyday till the weapons manufacturers run out of microchips
>>2769326Anon, someone should dunk your head in some cold water, preferably in a dirty pig trough. We’re on the cusp of a global energy shock, famine and the birth of a new world order. Sorry modern warfare sucks, guess what all warfare sucks and being a treatlerit pig demanding more content shows that 21st warfare is some of the most disgusting and dehumanizing warfare we have may seen. The fact content isn’t coming out is because it’s bad, it’s so bad that class of people that can sit around and consume war porn might be the first ones pushed to the front lines come this summer.
>>2769415>>2769460no i don't agree. this one can't be like ukraine because of the strait and israel. the economic consequences of keeping the strait closed are too dire to allow some kind of slow grind to drag on indefinitely. this will force happenings of some kind or another. also israel simply can not continue to get pounded like this indefinitely or it will collapse and this will also force happenings.
the strait matters and israel matters, while ukraine doesn't really matter. the world can tolerate ukraine dragging on for years but that can't happen here. something will have to give.
>>2769472all the yessir people around him: Magnificent plan, mr. lord oh king genius.
>>2769490to be paid six figures to tell a fool what he wants to hear….
>>2769486>the strait matters and israel matters, while ukraine doesn't really matter.but the US gov literally became obsessed over ukraine because of the prospect of trillions of dollars of military-critical minerals in the donbass falling into the hands of the russians and, by extension, china, iran, dprk.
>>2769491If you’re moderately attractive and played highschool football you could maybe convince Trump you’re a long lost bastard child of his and he’d probably have you inherit over most of his dopey sons.
>>2769281
Bro is like Baron Harkonnen sucking up all the resources.
>>2769499Would that make Barron Feyd Rautha and JD Vance Piter de Vries?
>>2769497not really. the mineral rich parts of the donbas were mostly already russia-aligned before 2022 and the world can survive fine without ukraine's minerals (or grain and agro). the west was obsessed with ukraine as a tool for collapsing russia. europe managed to just adapt to losing russian oil (mostly), but it can't lose that and the gulf too. the current situation will collapse the global economy and even the US economy if it carries on like this.
Ukraine was always disposable but the gulf isn't.
How good are accelerationists eating bros? Like what is the most nothing ever happens resolution to the war? Even if it ends tomorrow the harm will is basically irreparable isn't it?
>>2769520There'll be an economic depression for a few years covered over with the usual nationalist lies and then an economic boom a decade or so later. The destruction of the productive forces actually tends to stabilize capitalism. Nothing ever happens.
>>2769486I don't think it will be a slow grind that will drag on indefinitely. I'm just saying that the basic character if the conflict has been established and we shouldn't expect any dramatic military developments unless the basic paradigm changes, e.g. there's a US ground invasion.
>>2769516>not really. the mineral rich parts of the donbas were mostly already russia-aligned before 2022yes that's why they pursued with the coup in 2014 and pushed for civil war in ukraine. that actually bolsters my point. they wanted the DNR and LNR to fall so a NATO-aligned (puppeted) ukraine could have "control" of those minerals on behalf of their masters.
>>2769542
by 2045 we'll bussin and boomin every day. then in 2050… big red button
>>2769531>The destruction of the productive forces actually tends to stabilize capitalism.but china won't destroy its productive forces. it will keep multiplying them. their stock market has notoriously low returns because the government puppets it to care more about productive forces than quarterly returns.
>>2769233Apr 6: "We're so close to a deal"
Apr 7: "Negotiations are going great we're extending the deadline a few more days"
Apr 10: "HELLFIRE RAINING SOON!!! THE SONS OF AMALEK WILL PERISH TONIGHT!! THEIR FIRSTBORNS WILL BE SACRIFICED IN THE ALTAR OF ZION!!!!!"
>>2769497not disagreeing but that's peanuts compared to the ability to actually control global trade, which is what's getting compromised in this war
>>2769552Given the figures involved I think we’re gonna see way more potential chaotic shifts than Ukraine. Trump is pretty desperate.
>>2769566I mean I suppose we'll just have to wait and see if that holds true I guess.
>>2769607I think he's clinically insane and that's no theory but an observable fact. Too bad we don't have a mechanism in place to deal with such a catastrophe as the executive threatening war crimes like an eighth grade bully, the kind who expects someone else to finish the fight, armed with nukes. He's manic and regressing but the rest of the government doesn't seem to care.
>>2769607I liked it when Mark Hamill would read these in his Joker voice
>>2769611I read his tweets in Genosamuel’s voice
>>2769610the rest of the government supports this and wants him to regime change iran. if he does it like a deranged criminal, so be it. they can always denounce him later, after they've gotten what they want, and then say he went too far but he's gone now, we've turned a corner and we have to look forward and not backward. move on.
the whole barrel is rotten, he reflects it.
>>2769478>being a treatlerit pig demanding more content shows that 21st warfare is some of the most disgusting and dehumanizing warfare we have may seenBoom boom is kino, tho
If Trump actually got convinced to capture Maduro from seeing him sing I think its not so crazy to imagine that the success of the bomber rescue operation will convince Trump to launch a ground invasion.
>>2769491That six figures is chump change compared to all the insider trading they do and lobby money they get all the time.
>>2769478Unless you live in the middle east this is all just spectacle all the same for you. Stop with the moralism.
>>2769618time for a new barrel
I heard rumor special forces might've been doing something else related to the uranium and were forced to pull out. Why were these aircraft parked in this position? How did the occupants of each vehicle escape with the guy who lost his boxer shorts? Did they drop off empty aircraft just to blow it up? Makes no sense.
>>2769636the boxer shorts were recovered from a malfunctioning tumble dryer that caused the fire on board.
>>2769637I hope regime goes with that take, for sure.
Too fucking funny.
>>2769636>we didn't bomb that school, Iran did>Iran didn't destroy our aircrafts, we didyou see a pattern here?
>>2769642Their only consistency is that they lie.
>>2769623We don't even know the name of the supposed rescued pilot lol, let alone if it was a successful operation
Currently three C-17s are heading to MENA, and earlier today there were also three C-17s.
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ae10c0,ae07e8,ae144a,ae4f13,ae20c7,ae07ffMore tanker movements from Romania.
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ae047a,ae0363,ae02bc,ae04be,ae0383Why do the Iranian people reject America's help in freeing them from their oppressive government? Are they stupid?
>>2769660the american government is more oppressive and they don't want a malign foreign power to control their affairs and steal their stuff. if iranians want to change their government they'll do it.
iranians don't have a white savior complex ("diaspora" aside)
>>2769665
true, but they will endlessly post about it on facial media, and internet (you)'s are the new currency
>>2769665
they call it "libonomics," folks
You know it, I know it, everybody knows it!
>>2769619the dominant narrative in alt-media seems to be this was either the start of a much large planned ground operation that went wrong, or it was the nuclear recovery that went wrong and they used the pilot story as cover and heroic rescue. there was a video last night with larry johnson and scot ritter that mentions some of these issues.
>>2769690israel is backing up the official story, so it must be a lie
>>2769665
its crazy how such a basic ass harmless ass take has caused the entire website to go on an autistic crusade agaisnt… cycling…
this is your brain on contrarianism, next up people itt will become moon truthers
Israel just bombed the largest petrochemical site in Iran. Are you anons ready to collapse economically for Israel?
>>2769738lebanese christians will continue to meatride israel even as theyre sent to the killing fields
>>2769735My body is ready and I vow to at least read the Quran, iranian edition
>>2769737Leftcom flag has a weird thing about bicycles, and been tripping out over them for the past couple of threads.
>>2769756leftkkkoms will claim that Iran is a reactionary theocratic regime that banned and killed communists but then also claim that saddam was an imperialist for trying to free Iranians from the clerics, even though Iraq adhered to socialism with arab characteristics (ba'athism).
>>2769757critical svpport to nationalism with liberal characteristics (ba'athism) against liberalism with islamic characteristics (islamic revolution)
>>2769755leftcom flag is a idiotic contrarian shill.
left communists deny materialism, deny dialetical materialism, leftcoms are white supremacists.
they are all complaining about "hezbollah-IMF-iranian monopoly capital imperialism" like the saddamist leftcom, but will go rounds to defend their unachievable dogmatic utopia while israelis and americans bomb and diddle children, now they will go and sperg about bicycles
>>2769757in this home we support salah jadid and abdul al qasim, deport all saddamists/assadists
>>2769759if you don't think socialism is achievable why are you on leftypol? you could have a lot of fun protesting in a frog suit with other social democrats
>>2769761all support to the tudeh party and the iranian working class, and all critical support to iranian state and people agaisnt american and israeli/GCC imperialists.
what left communists propose is mental gymnastics.
Currently three C-17s, one C-130 and one A-400 are heading to MENA, and earlier today there was one
C-5 and three C-17s.
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=896c2b,7cf9c4,ae5c9d,ae07f3,43c5dc,43c04e,ae1463,ae1238,ae0582More carrier aircraft movements towards Israel.
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ae0454,ae0451>>2769738Thoughts and prayers!
>>2769762supporting the iranian state is fine insofar as they're blowing up israeli missile stockpile, supporting them during mass unrest against the working class and petty bourgeoisie is reactionary, and supporting war in general is ᴉuᴉlossnW
>>2769770mls have so much common in trots yet they fight each other. should we just embrace our commonalities sisters?
>>2769778No. We all want to have unproductive yapping sessions about which state that got fucked by capitalism should be celebrated until the end of time
>>2769778>mls have so much common in trotstrotsky and mls are usually on the same page. trotskyists and mls not so much
>>2769778because most trotskiites are morenists, not trotskist.
>>2769773It's still unclear what is /leftypol/ position on it TODAY, that's why I was baiting with the Saddam pic.
>>2768926Trump on the Iran war.
Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"
Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: No major quote
Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
Oil price is dropping.
Trump doing ground invasion when ?
>>2769773>Iraq was aided by the National Council of Resistance of Iran, the United States, the United Kingdom, the Soviet Union, France, Italy, Yugoslavia, and most Arab countries. Iran was aided by the Kurdistan Democratic Party, the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan, Syria, Libya, North Korea, China, South Yemen, Pakistan, Cuba, and Israel.america+soviets vs. china+israel+dprk lol clown war
>>2769753Well, I wouldn't lump India as supporting Iran. Especially against Israel. Actually, they've been uncharacteristically quiet about all of this.
>>2769799Could be worse, at least it's not Biafra.
>>2769768>supporting them during mass unrest against the working class and petty bourgeoisie is reactionaryif you supported regime change a few months ago you are on the side of yank imperialist aggresion
>>2769809Room temperature autism score take. Yanks didn't cause this, the neoliberal policy of the iranian state caused the protests. Cope and seethe as much as you want, Iranian proles hate the government and the military.
>>2769806>spend decades planning for war with Iran>finally get a president to do it>he's the most incompetent commander in chief possible>losepoetry
>>2769806This is nothing but the cope of an Iranian scholar until reputable sources say otherwise.
>>2769815What should he be coping about?
>>2769810Iran is not a neoliberal economy. It has extensive state intervention and a fairly strong social safety net. The economic problems that caused the protests were absolutely deeply tied to the sanctions and Western interference. If you unironically believe that the fact that the entire Western world was doing everything possible to strangle Iran's economy had nothing to do with their problems then you are an absolute fool.
>>2769813This would not have gone any better under Obomna or George W Kush (the w stands for weed)
>>2769817That’s the funny part of US strangling Cuba and Iran in the name of the free market, these regimes would probably perestroika themselves to death if they had norma access to world markets, the sanctions are what keep them socialist/interventionist (these are the same thing)
>>2769818Barry wouldn't have given up all of America's soft power before doing it. It'd be a NATO excursion.
>>2769816The fact that US managed to save the pilots by flying and landing lots of planes inside his country, about which Iran could do nothing.
>>2769821People underestimate how much of that soft power was lost under Brandon
>>2769823Do you have proof they managed to do it? Why should he be coping about that?
>>2769823>could do nothingUS lost two C-130's.
>>2769825The US would be fools to lie about saving the pilots
>>2769827They lied about the straight of KHÄMAS being open multiple times a day. Are you retarded
>>2769827Compulsive liars don’t do it out of rationality
>>2769824Any soft power he might have lost absolutely pales in comparison to Trump. Cutting off USAID, threatening NATO, paling around with Russia, implementing ridiculous tariffs, etc. He says and does so much dumb shit every day it's a miracle they haven't sent assassins.
>>2769810>Yanks didn't cause thiseven if yanks had nothing to do with the problems in iranian economy (and they actually have a lot to do with it) thats irrelevant, it was going to be exploited by yanks inevitably, in fact, it already was, since the protests were used as an excuse for the decap strikes that didnt work and now yanks need to bomb everyone or their hegemony is dead, you are below room temperature autism score
>Iranian proles hate the government and the military.everyone hates their government, this is irrelevant too
>>2769820There is one huge benefit to launching this war from the American POV: they can jack up oil prices and exploit places like Europe that depend on them for supplies of fossil energy. Look at how the stocks of US energy companies are performing.
>>2769820Iran maybe but I hardly think that's likely in the case of Cuba.
>>2769820>these regimes would probably perestroika themselves to death if they had norma access to world marketsthe exact argument someone in the state dep made about China before being beaten to death by their colleagues 30 years later
>>2769846If China proves anything its that perestroika without glasnost is actually a recipe for success.
Iranian police found ID cards belonging to a US Pilot and a B2 Israeli Visa in the wreckage
https://t.me/Middle_East_Spectator https://t.me/Middle_East_Spectator/30437America winning so hard theyve asked for a ceasefire twice
>>2769855
you are obese you are epstein you will bike to the salad bar and I will burn your car in front of your family
>>2769847It would certainly be a huge boon to the American bourgeoisie in general, even if friendlier oil states are harmed in the process. Hell, they may even take advantage of their weakened states for more direct control. Jack up prices for everyone. Push for more influence in south America. Jack up prices further. Push in to greenland and beyond. Jack up prices further and monopolize.
I’m very glad Iran seems very prepared in dealing with the united states, to the point that they are looking at both straits.
>>2769759That's just liberals at that point not even ultraleft
>>2769861car drivers = running lenin over
me = biking and hiking up mountains before I fuck your mum
>>2769864
the burger resorts to ableism when confronted about its nazi particles
>>2769817State intervention =/= pro-worker policy. The Iranian state enforces austerity on the proletariat and pays off a special body of armed men to brutally punish any discontent like every other country. And yes I am aware of the sanctions and the role they play in keeping the Iranian economy down, this doesn't change the class dynamics at play.
>>2769835Just about everything can be exploited by a foreign capitalist power. The US exploited the protests as an ideological justification to invade and Iran is exploiting the Epstein files and dislike for Trump as war propaganda.
>>2769848How did the crew leave Iran?
>>2769869
I am going to invent human cloning that dumps you onto a motorway over and over again to be run over by a loop of ford pickup trucks going 200 mph forever
>>2769869
okay
>>2769869
Start with yourself.
>>2769863>I'll never bike through the picturesque french countryside with Leninwhy even live atp
>>2769877
t. autist
>>2769869
The only thing you’ll ever purge is food through bulimia brought on by burger advertisement
>>2769877
why you talk like you would pass the mental aptitude test ?
kind of a slow day huh
>>2769878lol
>>2769884Lenin and Stalin where the Protags of real life, holy shit.
1905 status?
>>2769885all the honors to Fidel as well, the actual protag, the amount of bullshit he did and survived is in the level of Kiryu from yakuza.
>>2769865unfortunately, he's mexican. or so he claims.
>>2769888Waiting for our Georgy Gapon
>>2769883The fizzling is sizzling. NEHbros always win longterm
>>2769895
Lenin and Stalin had susbstance, you don’t, you’re not real, you have no flesh, no blood, no skin, no bones
>>2769891I thought that was Chris Hedges
>>2769895
You are the least substantial person on this website. And I include that idiot that keeps posting gotcha threads with the same thinking gorilla image.
>>2769895
>lifestylism
"being communist" isn't a personality trait lmao.
no wonder you are so shallow, you hollowed your life to implant something as your being when it should not even there.
>>2769899who tf is that? our Georgy Gapon will prolly come from the maga base since he rallied a group of true believers to petition the tsar
>>2769902Father Gapon was literally a fed.
>>2769906
you are bellow a fucking memory is that what you are saying ?.
>>2769907right, and look how it turned out in the end. a lot of revolutionary activity in those days was directly financed by the okhrana, like Stolypins assassin lol. the SR combat org was run by glowies and they assassinated Sergei Alexandrovich. incompetency all around
>NOW - Trump on Iran: "If I had my choice, what would I like to do? Take the oil! Because it's there for the taking, there's not a thing they can do about it. Unfortunately, the American people would like to see us come home."
>>2769921Of course Israeli.
>>2769867>The Iranian state enforces austerity on the proletariat and pays off a special body of armed men to brutally punish any discontent like every other country.You try to equate iran to imperialist countries. In free third world nations, like in China, discontent imperialist code for what we call reaction. Iranian revolutionary police enforce peace and prosperty, which zio agents undermine.
>>2769810two things can be true at the same time
>the protests happen because of bad conditionsand
>protesters are used as tools for the CIA and mossad >>2769864
>I'm not shitting into the toilet, I'm sitting NEXT to the toilet, on the floor
>>2769938>>2769942Cia caused the bad conditions. Nearly all iranian proletarian orgs support iran and refrain from aiding zioprotests
>>2769942That is what I said
>>2769951oh, i thought you were in favour of the protests
>>2769958
>neoliberal is what i don't like
very materialist.
>>2769931its just a stay permit, not israeli. Did you just see the star of david and short circuited?
>>2769961
>embargo doesn't contribute to poverty and further class divide
Epsteinite.
>>2769867>State intervention =/= pro-worker policyMoving goalposts. Iran is a bourgeois state, but that doesn't make it neoliberal.
>And yes I am aware of the sanctions and the role they play in keeping the Iranian economy down, this doesn't change the class dynamics at play.It does actually, because it creates artificial conditions of scarcity that will force the state to be less receptive to worker interests by virtue of the fact that there is simply less wealth and potential for growth available. Again Iran is a bourgeois state and we can expect it to put capitalists above workers, but to portray every austerity measure as being purely motivated by greed and profit seeking is disingenuous. Capitalist states grant concessions to workers all the time, but Iran's ability to do so is obviously hampered by sanctions.
>>2769964
>AI post
Ignored + mentaly ill + brainlet + Sneed and Feed
>>2769963Who fucking cares?
>>2769964
>neoliberalism is when inequality
i guess the world was very equal before the 80s then
>>2769956>checkmate vltra i have a random stalin quote
<Let us now pass to the point that they want to introduce socialism in the countryside forthwith. Introducing socialism means abolishing commodity production, abolishing the money system, razing capitalism to its foundations and socialising all the means of production. The Socialist-Revolutionaries, however, want to leave all this intact and to socialise only the land, which is absolutely impossible. If commodity production remains intact, the land, too, will become a commodity and will come on to the market any day, and the "socialism" of the Socialist-Revolutionaries will be blown sky-high. Clearly, they want to introduce socialism within the framework of capitalism, which, of course, is inconceivable. https://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/stalin/works/1906/03/x01.htm
<Certain comrades affirm that the Party acted wrongly in preserving commodity production after it had assumed power and nationalized the means of production in our country. They consider that the Party should have banished commodity production there and then. In this connection they cite Engels, who says:
<"With the seizing of the means of production by society, production of commodities is done away with, and, simultaneously, the mastery of the product over the producer".
<These comrades are profoundly mistaken.https://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/stalin/works/1951/economic-problems/ch03.htm 🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷Strategic Bombing: Always a Myth — And Iran Won't Be Different
On Easter Sunday, President Trump posted an extraordinary message threatening to target Iranian power plants and bridges if the Strait of Hormuz was not reopened by Tuesday.
That threat sits at the center of a military debate that a retired US Air Force Colonel settled — and warned was doomed to fail — three decades ago.
In 1996, Colonel Everest E. Riccioni — a 30-year Air Force veteran, experimental test pilot, and Pentagon analyst — published a landmark paper titled "Strategic Bombing: Always a Myth." His thesis: every major U.S. bombing campaign in history had failed to break an enemy's will, destroy critical infrastructure permanently, or substitute for ground forces.
Four Wars. Four Failures:
🔸WWII Germany: The U.S. bombed ball-bearing factories at Schweinfurt. Germany's own arms minister Albert Speer confirmed not a single tank went unbuilt as a result. Germany simply adapted. Bombers suffered 10–35% losses per mission.
🔸WWII Japan: General LeMay firebombed every major Japanese city. The Tokyo firestorm killed more than either atomic bomb. Japan still did not surrender. Invasion remained the plan until the Emperor personally overruled his generals after the nuclear drops.
🔸Vietnam: Three times more bombs fell on Vietnam than on all of Germany. The U.S. held complete air superiority for a decade. It still lost. Riccioni's verdict: "Bombing Hanoi had little effect other than raising the morale of the population."
🔸Gulf War 1991: Over 60% of Iraq's elite Republican Guard escaped the air campaign fully intact. Kuwait was ultimately liberated by ground forces.
Conclusion: The Myth Meets 2026
Riccioni warned in 1996 that without ground forces, strategic bombing cannot win wars — only prolong them.
In 2026, Trump hopes to bomb his way to victory in Iran. However, there’s a crucial difference this time: while past targets often lacked the means to strike back effectively under heavy bombardment, Iran does not.
Tehran has repeatedly warned that any attack on its critical infrastructure will be met with retaliation—by destroying equivalent infrastructure in neighboring countries. The past month has made clear that Iran has the capability to follow through on that threat.
https://nitter.net/NewRulesGeo/status/2041185413038030938#m>>2769867>Just about everything can be exploited by a foreign capitalist power. so you agree that non-iranians supporting regime change played perfectly into the hands of yank imperialist aggression
>>2769980
define neoliberalism
>>2769982without using AI btw
>>2769980
>Reposting an AI prompt because i can't think for myself is…. LE GOOD CHUD.
Lmao, get a actual formed opinion before talking with me NPC.
>>2769982define definition
>>2769990
>y-you are seething!, MY RETARDATION IS WORKING !!!!!, YOU ARE MAAAAD!
did ChatGPT gave thins point also my NPC ?.
>>2769990
no, youre just using words you dont understand
inequality != neoliberalism
capitalism != neoliberalism
bourgeois nation != neoliberalism
>>2769931no, fren, she's a burger. the thingy on the right it's a stay permit.
>>2769990
Epsteinite.
>>2769999
Wow, inequality, something that happened in every Capitalist nation.
any other point that justifies your metally retardation and NPCism ?.
>>2769999
this just proves the other guys point that sanctions worsened life in iran lol
also inequality != neoliberalism
>>2769997the interesting thing is that it is a tourist visa. see
>>2769854 >>2770004
Epsteinite.
>>2770004
Not neoliberal tho, Inequality != Neoliberalism.
>>2770017no you stupid chud, you are supposed to talk empty platitudes about "both sides" like a centrist then act smug for not being on any side like a centrist for self gratification like you feeling superior will amount to anything being made in real life.
>>2769990
no one seethes and fumes at your posts, cholo.
>Iran mobilizes their armed forces, including reservists.
>>2769971control yourself, sperglord
>>2770023
>NPC Broken
Posting Gigachad memes won't patch your lack of actual human tought ChairGPT anon.
>>2770037
>y-you mad !!! (you dream kid)
>AI WILL BRING COMMUNISM
Idealism level 9000 from ChairGPT over here.
>>2769921I think there was no rescue, that was a cover story for this team to retrieve nuclear materials. When it went wrong, whoever got out left things behind in haste. No way the axis of epstein is this sloppy on purpose.
>>2770027>picthe logic Bordiga used for supporting the axis is basically the same campists use right now for -correctly- supporting Iran
he did nothing wrong and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>2770046
>Iran is a neoliberal
you have no actual argument than it having inequality, in fact you don't even know what neoliberalism is to quantify it.
>reactionary bourgeois occupied country
semantics, every capitalist country is one.
still doesn't justify total submission to the west transvestited as neutrality.
ChatGPT won't answer that question my NPC.
>>2770052Bordiga was an autist that didn't know where the fuck he were going to stand, even his butthurt against stalin dissapeared in the end and Totally supported the Red army's victory.
>>2770059
>see my Chatgpt and Jacobin article like an article is something of actual worth of analysis.
very deep.
>when did i state Iran should submit ot the West ?
so you have no problem with the self defence of iran in this war ?
>>2770033He never cared about the law but when he has a massive coronary and his party is universally despised, his underlings will face the consequences of their complicity in these war crimes.
>>2770058>Bordiga was an autisthe is jvst like me……
>>2770033you know, this is good to show to every diaspofaggot around. this is what their beloved empire leader believes.
>>2770072They will if I have something to say about it
Allah please I am begging you destroy America and Israel tonight and I will convert
>>2770072Even if we're in a nuclear winter, there's no escape aside from early death.
>>2770066
>AI bots is just a hecking data Compiler
Lol, LMAO, it will try to distort anything to it's prompt, down to the language of the post as long it's not a censored topic.
it's an auto validation tool, not an Data agregator, try asking it if Israel is valid in its behaviour, see what it will answer.
>Of course not, the problem is Iran won't engage in socialism after the war is done,
literaly no one that is supporting iran is saying that, you chasing ghosts.
>which is why the point I am arguing is that Iran Islamist regime isn't revolutionary.
it's not, it's just fighting american and israeli Imperialism against itself, just like Polish fought against russian imperialism in Marx's time, seething about giving credit where credit is due isn't productive.
>>2770072the only way any american politician will face consequences is if a revolution breaks out and they get clockworked orange for weeks by the revolutionaries.
Trump speech started
>>2769979No, their opinions didn't matter too much materially speaking. They aren't a party to the war or the spoils at stake. In the first place there's no point from a Marxist standpoint to support either side in the war. Revolutionary defeatism applies with an active workers' movement which is not present in the US. So it's a matter of personal opinion. The war propaganda and psyops are mostly superfluous and only useful to the governments in power to stay in power on both sides of the war.
>>2770051you know, it might be. though the carnet ID photo doesn't resemble her (we have to concede that and also that many times the carnet ID photo sucks, they don't always look like the person), people have d0xxed good that Amanda M. Ryder. so good, that they found the memorial service of her grandfather, who happens to be a faggot who bombed poor people from abroad, exactly the same as his grandchild is doing now (see two last picrels for comfort), as you can see in the link, as evidence:
https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/sacramento-ca/gerald-ryder-5843861but going back to that hypothesis, why is it this 'Members of the 366th Aircraft Maintenance Squadron' is deployed in a CSAR operation?
>>2770080We're undergoing a revolution now. The breakdown of international law means the death of the American empire and former allies are now enemies. The rule of the petrodollar is coming to an end. The isolationists unwittingly destroyed their hegemon and now think they retake it by force. They can't.
>>2770089
>I changed the channel from fox news to CNN why arent you happy
>>2770086diaper has been sharted
>>2770071RIGHT UP THE ARSE
>>2770058>even his butthurt against stalin dissapeared in the end and Totally supported the Red army's victoryNeed a citation for that one buddy
>>2770091Maybe it could be a fake ID but backstopped to a real person. the person who landed in Iran was a glowie hijacking Amanda's ID.
>>2770091>why is it this 'Members of the 366th Aircraft Maintenance Squadron' is deployed in a CSAR operation?It doesn't make sense. The only thing that does is this was supposed to be a FOB.
Crazy that ultra trolls can't go two posts without either copy-pasting AIslop or linking to fabrications from actual CIA agents.
Whoever is using the ultra logo has nothing to do with ultra posters of old-leftypol that would write critical but still sound and insightful posts.
>>2770123Its clearly either just a retard or a wrecker retard posting on a .gov account to derail discussion about how fucked isreal is getting
>>2770117This cia guy is lying.
>>2770129
Dude you are literally a low-effort sharty poster that switched to whatever tendency is riling up the board, depending on whatever current events are happening..
>>2770135
Keep the buzzwords coming
>>2770098
>flag
Ironic from you guys complaining about idpol
>>2770132I think it's a fed pretending to be a Mexican. If you make the mistake of responding to it it will accuse you of stalking by repeating para social nonsense.
shut the fuck up.
what's the news?
>>2770117Summary of what he said?
>>2770159some absurd fantasy about how the downed pilot hid in the mountains and that his first message was 'glory to god'
>>2770152iranian police found ID cards and a israeli visa belonging to a US army Major at the site of the burned airplanes. but the photographs dont match. my guess is a glowie used a real identity as cover.
>>2770165The whole thing was shady and staged to establish a landing zone for the ground operation. There was no pilot in distress.
>>2770159The entire press briefing is about sucking off the administration of this great search and rescue mission that was super brave super high tech super successful super super extra good and nice and the best in the world – many are saying this.
Meanwhile, everybody asks:
>can we see the guy?<NO! >>2770161I think they're writing a movie script.
>>2770165It's possible it was cia/mossad joint effort.
>>2770169Looks like a botched FOB operation. They took out radar but didn't count on infrared targeting. What I don't get is how they extracted everyone when they left some of the transport behind.
>>2770175
Test result: you are epstein
>>2769753>AI voice explaining to me what I'm already watchingfuck that shit
>>2770094As an hispanic, I can tell you that most brown people are willing to lick a white man's shoes. I've seen it many times over and over again.
Trump
>all the Iranians are saying: please keep bombing! please come back, come back!
I can't belive they finally banned that piece of shit, lol
>>2770178
lmfao
MODS=GODS
Trump:
>How about GAYS for Iran? They throw them off of buildings!
i never really doubted janitors EVER!
>>2770199Maybe India can help Israel clean up the place.
Trump:
>[Iranians are] TOUGH, SMART, AND SICK. Disturbed in the mind. And rich. Tell that to the New York Times.
>>2770117>are you winding down or escalating?<I can't tell you, I don't knowyou couldn't write this shit
>>2770199why do westoids struggle so much with sewage.
Trump:
>Iranians are very great bullshit artists.
Trump:
>I'm very popular right now in Venezuela. Maybe when I'm done with this presidency, I'll go to Venezuela, learn the language very quickly – I'm very good with languages – and run for president there and win.
L M A O
Trump:
>We WON. All that Iran has is a couple of mines in the water. It's only psychology.
Trump:
>God doesn't like what's happening – I don't like what's happening, these two guys don't like what's happening.
Trump:
>Every bridge and every power plant will be decimated in Iran by 12:00 tomorrow. I don't wanna do that, but we may.
>>2770234>I'm very good with languagesthe man that barely speaks a mediocre English.
>>2770236I need to see him honking that horn while he captains a oil ship through the strait of Hormuz.
Trump:
>Kim Jong Un said very nice things about me. Do you know what he said about Biden? That he's mentally retarded. Tell that to YOUR people [NYT]… and STUFF!
>>2770234he's already eyeing up the door
We won we should charge toll in Hormuz
So is it over this way?
>>2770221>if you don't know what to do, nor will your enemyShart of War
>>2770256art of the kneel
KEEEKKK retarded racist leftcom BANNED, I wonder who is the real one now?
What are the odds Iran has a nuclear weapon in development right now?
>Hegseth apparently went on to compare one of the rescued airman to Jesus, claiming he was “shot down on a Friday, Good Friday, hidden in a cave, a crevice, all of Saturday, and rescued on Sunday.”
Step aside Kirk Jesus. It's Airman Jesus season now.
>>2770261someone please tell me, I need to know how to place my bet on polymarket
18:26 GMT
Rallies across Iran have continued into a sixth week as the US‑Israeli air campaign drags on, with footage circulating online showing large crowds waving flags and portraits of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, including in the capital Tehran. In one video from the city of Yazd, demonstrators are seen addressing the armed forces, vowing: “We will be on the streets until the last day of the battle.”
18:40 GMT
Iranian state broadcaster IRIB has claimed that an American MQ‑9 drone has been shot down over Qeshm Island, near the Strait of Hormuz, posting an alleged video of the incident.
>>2770261I've said it a few times, but an oil tanker parked in a strategic position could be wielded to the same effect as a nuke.
>>2770242Based Kim, but you know he calls trump a tard too
>>2770273weega I'm not clicking that link
>>2770274We both know you already have, you silly goose.
>>2770262the new trinity. Kirk, Trump, muscular Jesus.
>>2770261What would Iran even nuke?
The Ayatollah is too limpwristed to bomb anything other than military bases and equipment. Because of muh war crimes or blah blah. Nukes are designed for massive civilian death.
>>2770278I haven't but okay
this is why Trump wanted a 48hr ceasefire. He was going to steal the enriched uranium within that time frame. No ceasefire and Israel most likely told him to go through with the plan anyways. Fucking fat idiot of a president made a blunder that cost american military lives.
>>2770280Did you just wake up from a coma Ali Khameni is dead and his son and the IRGC are in power now as hardliners. If Khameni is alive I am sure revenge is on the mind and not following his father's way.
>>2770280USS Abraham Lincoln or Israel itself
>>2770280Realistically they would detonate it outside the mouth of the Strait of Hormuz as a deterrence.
>>2770282pretty much, the whole ceasefire thing was another ruse to go in and steal the uranium and then walk out and declare yourself the winner
Americans are such snakes
>>2770290do u you think I am retarded . ?
>>2770285I dont go on xitter
copypaste, or take a fucking screenshot, or fuck off
>>2770296Does goy just mean "not Jewish?"
Does it include Buddhists and deists and whatnot?
>>2770300I think it means a non jewish helper to do things like operate switches on the Sabbath
>>2770303No that's called smt like a shabbos goy anon
>>2770302The cope route kek
>>2770290
>Arab Nationssir, they are the knife of the israel chimp.
>>2770320She has that classic fart mask on that xonnects the fart directly to the nose
>Exclusive: FBI’s New Political Pre-Crime CenterAre your views on the list of 'domestic terrorism' indicators?
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbis-new-political-pre-crime-center >>2770305What about anti-Isteal Jews like Norman Finkelstein or Jill Stein?
>>2770334haha thats so cool
>>2770320They won’t but they should recreate the Nick Berg video
>>2770323connex the queef to the nose u mean
>>2768932The way things are going, we will soon have a 500th thread anniversary.
>>2770337they are still Jewish, but the religious rabbis would consider them heretics for not following the torah
it is called 'kofer' or 'epikorus'
>>2770344I was a 45 year old virgin (52 now). I had an anorexic female friend I would hang out with a couple times a month (literallly had 5 MB of food porn pics just like a guy would have sex porn pics). She asked one time if I wanted to have a relationship with her, but I told her I am not in the right mental state to have a relationship with anyone. We continued to hang out and somehow got into some conversation about STDs. I told her I never had any and she told me the same. I said, I hear it can make the vagina have a weird smell, and she told me "no one complained about my scent, but I have never had an STD either". I told her .. believe it or not, I have never gone down on a woman and have never known the natural scent. Then I forced the issue and said.. would you mind if I could smell one of your panties sometime? And she said.. if you want you can smell me directly.. I am not on my period or anything. So we went in side and sat on the couch and she pulled down her pants and then her panties and spread her legs. I approached cautiously, not sure what it would be like. I put my face in her pussy and took a strong wiff. It smelled kind of like an armpit, but so natural and not offensive at all. I liked it a lot. She then said.. "ok that's enough for now.. maybe another time we can do it again". I went home and masturbated like 5 times. She eventually moved and I lost touch with her, but basically is smells like a mostly fresh armpit. Not an armpit like if you have been working outside all day long. It was nice.. I would like to do it again.
But anyway in 10 yrs or so I imagine this is how the Western world will remember the Strait of Hormuz as well.
>>2770351please stop posting
your vagina is like the strait of hormuz, salty and with a several mines scattered in the critical narrows
>>2770359You once cum in the Strait of Hormuz and you bear the consequences for the rest of your life.
How about the gay of hormuz?
>>2770361yet all men want to go through, makes u think
>>2770365If you enter the gay of hormuz be sure to have sufficient aids with you.
>>2770094That dog deserves better.
>>2770341Iran isn't a bunch of mossad/saudi/CIA-connected useful idiots, so they don't behave like that, correct
>>2770380should call it the 'sound of trump'
>>2770290>arab nationsThey cuck out to Israel all the time
>>2770388let's pray it's not a lumpy one
>>2770380my d-desert
m-m-my Arrakis…
m-my d-d-d-dune
>>2770404He should be gelded by one of those thirst trap IOF cunts in front of his parents.
>>2770404>gulfiggers calling a guy using them like a meat shield an heroanother thousand bombs Iran.
>>2770404what pushes someone to overidealize Trump?
>>2770351this is a pretty based post
>>2770408this shows what the real mentality of these khaleejis are. they think Trump is actually doing a fantastic job and they want to dig in deeper with the US alliance.
>>2770330>SURE>FUN>SWEATwonder what that means
>>2770334>“anti-Americanism,” CHECK>“anti-capitalism,” CHECK>“anti-Christianity,” CHECK>“support for the overthrow of the U.S. Government,” CHECK>“extremism on migration,”>extremism on “race,”>extremism on “gender,”>“Hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on family,” CHECK>Hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on “religion,” CHECK>Hostility towards those who hold traditional views on “morality.” CHECK7 points, hell yeah, good thing I'm not a burger
>>2770415I'm sure we have very little idea what the majority of these people think and feel
>>2770187/biz/, what the fuck are you doing here
>>2770334>traditional is whatever WE agree with I'm tired boss
>>2770420It means "reactionary". Are you reactionary?
>>2770334>Pre-CrimeI can't wait to see everyone cheering for Iran, basically the whole world, in that list.
>>2770421We as in FBI or DOS. Are you FBI or DOS?
>>2770424>reactionary orgs, staffed by reactionaries, espouse reactionary ideologyNothing to be tired about. Just more future victims of communism.
>>2770302I was told europe is pretty much annexed by america and they have no agency whatsoever what happened
>>2770430its a nothingburger
>>2770419I only went on /biz/ thrice, one to buy some piece of shit coin called linkchain, one to sell a piece of shit coin called linkchain, and a final one to laugh at them, but that sminem lad, he remained stuck in my head
>>2770430they got hit by the Iranian anti-cuckoldry antiimperialist particles to deny the infection america has spread on the world even for a moment.
I have a question
Is there any israeli imageboards? (Other then 4chan).
>>2769799sino soviet split and its consequences
>>2770430MAGAs are retards who don't understand that their empire was a multilateral alliance of imperialist bourgeois states in which the US was hegemon but not an absolute ruler. The Euros are reconsidering the value of this coalition.
>>2770455leftychan and minichan
>>2770464what in the bananers is minichan
why aren't these people
>>2769799>>2769773bringing the weapons supplier of Iraq and Iran pictures like the other time they tried again to make a case out of nothing.
main weapon suppliers of Iraq:
>US>NATO (Europe)>IsraelIran:
>China>DPRK>>2770466The enemy of tinychan
neither are worth the bother
>>2770464Leftychan doesn'tseem to have daily activity kek
>>2770457Jesus christ. The AI upscaling of Youtube blows so hard
>>2770455/leftypol/, principally /USApol/
>>2770455if epstein's emails are correct(they are), /pol/.
>>2770493oh wait you said outside 4chan, /leftypol/ then.
None of you bitches is baking
That guy who's a former un weapons inspector turned utube guest commentator says it makes sense to bomb the aircraft that were stuck but they got bad Intel from Israel or they wouldn't be stuck. He was saying it turned into sar when they had to abandon the secret op to snatch the uranium after the media leaked about the downed officer.
mission creep status?
>>2770476the gaslighting is insane. Point out the AI upscaling in the comments of older uploads and people lose their damn minds
>>2770462Trvke
USA isnt Rome, its more like Athens
>>2770539wow the iranians are pretty good if they're able to blow up so much shit without killing a single person
>>2770416“anti-Americanism,” CHECK
>“anti-capitalism,” CHECK>“anti-Christianity,” >“support for the overthrow of the U.S. Government,” CHECK>“extremism on migration,”>extremism on “race,”>extremism on “gender,” CHECK >“Hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on family,” CHECK>Hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on “religion,” CHECK>Hostility towards those who hold traditional views on “morality.” CHECKAlso 7. I think if you don't have at least 6 you're just a worthless liberal
6777777
>>2770551Oh wait. I think technically it would be 8 as that probably constitutes extremism on migration the fact I don't actually believe immigration is real
Like people should just squat wherever the fuck they want and I'd prefer the borders be flooded with brown people and all the white people be put in boxes and sent to die in Iran
Oh, oh… And while ice beating them up and kidnapping them is funny, so is kicking them in the head. Like I just enjoy violence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uyghe0fUBs1 minute for loss of signal, live from the dark side of the moon
>>2770348What's funny is that old school pious Jews (Haredi and most Hasidic) reject Israel because it has no theological basis. It wasn't created from a messiah from the line of David.
>>2770462Europeons are cucked vassals. They arent reconsidering shit. worst case scenario, they will assasinate a "leader" or two and thats it
Where's the new bake?
>>2770525Pretty much, or at least it's like Rome before the Social War.
>no bake
yeah it fizzled
SINBAAAAASAD
bake
Make the fuckin' bake, you crazy bastards
with the whole rescue fiasco and how amerimutts took no casualties it's now pretty much a given that trump will feel emboldened enough to invade both kharg island and tried to get the nuclear material back
>inb4 ackshually there were 100 dead amerimutts and they're just hiding it or that was the nuclear salvage operation and it failed here's this xeet from the iranian government as proof
>>2768932You're welcome!
Sowwy for late reply
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