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Has there ever been a war in history that was so specifically dependent on whether one person lives or dies?
>>2768939I don't know, but there must be some dead zogbots if they downed so many planes
>>2768940he pulled the wrong lever
Has Iran hit any AI data centers yet?
Has anyone made a map that tracks which countries between the US - Israel - Iran geographically have refused US military air traffic?
If not it probably should be tracked at this point
>>2768939could be fake AI. Let's wait and see for more evidence. like a wave of suspicious deaths attributed to car accidents at US basees in Germany
>>2768939it might be. the us will say it was a clean mission. they are already trying with 'the planes got stuck'. lmao.
>>2768944NNNGNHHH, KRONK!
>>2768946There aren't any operational "AI data centres" in the gulf yet, but there are already normal ones.
And yes, they were bombed.
I like my coffee like I like my american fighter jets, black
>>2768953>There aren't any operational "AI data centres" in the gulf yet,How certain are you of this?
Because there have been repeated references that Gulf governments are deep in deals and engagements with Nvidia/OpenAI/US AI in general and that there were plans underway to pivot to Gulf underway directly before this war.
Also Iran recently referenced this, and these US AI big tech actors, in a propaganda video.
>>2768956Who cares about this freak?
>>2768960Trump. He listens to her
>>2768965probably the israelis
>>2768957These are all under construction, is what I mean.
OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIT
>>2768965nice do it again
>>2768965>>2768967It doesn't matter cause British destroyers have been involved in the AD of Israel. Let's not pretend they aren't combatants.
As for Starmer potentially using this to "directly intervene", keep in mind Hezb already bombed their land in Cyprus. This isn't an escalation.
Kurdistan Democratic Party of Iran to Rudaw News Network:
>"No weapons or military aid have been provided to us from Washington, and the weapons we currently have in our possession are ones we already had."-Rudaw
>>2768958houris refer to the maidens in heaven
is this a world war already? asking for my girlfriend
>>2768978Pics or copium
And I am selling a lot of copium today
>>2768981They have fired 5-6 waves of rockets at Israel so far.
>>2768978Not till china makes a unification play on taiwan
>>2768983brah you beat me. lmao.
>>2768991Apparently, Iran turned off all diplomatic channels even through intermediaries. total radio silence. They are not backing down.
So with the recent purges of high command I guess a military coup to stop Trump from using nukes is off the table. Tuesday is going to be some historic shit
>>2768978Don't worry kitten
>>2769002More like ground troops. Nukes create more issues than it solves
>>2768978No it's still a regional conflict.
WW1 and WW2 were massive, a bunch of different fronts. We're not even close to that yet.
>>2768991why don't they just do a Business Plot
>>2768995Why did Israel and America underestimate Iran so badly? Are they stupid?
>>2769008Probably same reason why Hitler was hurrying up to attack USSR - one or two more years, and there would be no ability for America to attack Iran at all.
>>2769008israel doesn't care as long as it inches the piano forwards, the goy will pay for the repair bill
Wonder how will DOS let off steam after this blunder. Now that epstein is in prison and they can't rape babies nor do strangle parties, I guess they will bomb cuba or something fucking barbarians
>>2769014Seems like Israel is suffering a lot more consequences than the US is right now.
Yeah the US is spending a lot of money and losing some planes but Israel is getting bombed to hell.
>>2768991I call bullshit on this, now that they started it they also want to finish it. Probably ground invasion or carpet nuke it.
>>2769016Sure, but they're also salivating over stealing southern Lebanon
>>2768991Here comes the Sunday pre-market jawbone
I'm all in on Iran invading Israel with ground troops
>>2769019True but I have to wonder if they'll be able to sustain that if this continues. I guess the US could spend even more money by giving even more aid to Israel to cover the production they're losing.
>>2769020Probably. That piece of shit becomes an even more desperate liar if the markets threaten to go down too much. If the pre-market futures for the major indices are down 1% or so, there's a high chance he bullshits yet again about "talks going well, war will end soon" before the trading day starts.
>>2769022Oh yeah? bet on polymarket then.
>>2768976>>2768958The famous/infamous 72 virgins
>>2769022I feel like that would be the excuse a lot of the west would need to finally start attacking Iran. Right now it's a tit-for-tat thing and everyone knows that Israel/US started it even if they won't admit to it. But a ground invasion would be a different story.
>>2769023Maybe, too early to tell I guess, when those last boats are coming in, they really are not going to have any allies left perhaps maybe the germans.
Pretty wild how fast pissrael and amerikkka have just fucked themselves on a diplomatic standpoint lol, like what kind of ally is this, I know it's old news for most of us but I feel like they are burning through the last bit of good faith they still had standing.
>>2769008Trump got high off his own farts after Venezuela's cuckery, and he really thought he could just do the exact same thing to Iran. Pissrael acted the exact same way with Gaza and that last 12-day war, right when Iran and Lebanon completely cucked out. It is especially funny with Pissrael since they're objectively a small, densely populated nation, and now they are finding out what happens when a way bigger country actually rawdogs them.
>>2769031It does feel fast but Israel had already been destroying their reputation on the international stage for a few years because of the attention on Gaza, and Trump destroyed all the US alliances and soft power because he's retarded.
>>2768965>>2768972Nvm, appears to be an Israsli psyop that combines casualty denial with a soft version of the USS Liberty.
W Hezbollah, either way.
>>2769039Israel always lies
Israel always lies
Israel always lies
>>2769022Now this would be something that will be eternally remembered
OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIT
so how is one F15 E pilot worth more than several other war planes and their flight crews?
>>2769056American "casualty-aversion" is usually seen as some honourable thing, though it's likely more of a result of contractor grifting (who will replace the material losses) and a rational response to the fact that all recent American wars have been unpopular shit about dumb goals in distant lands.
>>2769059That's actually a funny joke, would be even funnier if they blow his head infront of his family
>>2769061Tuesday night is Taco night
>>2769060Right.
I think that the Iranians took a bit of an L here then no?
>>2769059except Israel is sided with Rome right now
>>2769066the fuck does that first sentence mean
>>2769067But the Pope condemns Israel and Trump rn
>>2769070I mean the contemporary equivalent to Rome
>>2769065Insofar if it's about getting under the Americans' skins and ruining one of their gimmicks, yeah i guess.
Although the war is already one of the most unpopular without them inflicting that much human casualties.
>>2769056Because the fallen pilot was a cover story for a nuclear recovery mission. if it was successful, then Trump can brag about getting the nuclear gas out. if it failed, then he can brag about getting a pilot rescued
What's Xi doing rn?
>>2769078I didn't even have to open the image to know it was AI, could tell from the thumbnail.
Not enough dead Americans.
>>2769072A successful one, by all means, if we only consider the objective.
Does this mean that Iran is vulnerable to more insertions like this? Will Blumfs nuclear material raiding party be succesful?
>>2769078someone run an AI analysis on this
>>2769078If this didn't trigger your slopdar you might be retarded.
>>2769067Jewish eschatology sees the Jewish people forever in war with the roman empire. They did destroy their temple in the 70s AD. Now they see Christianity and especially the roman catholic church as their sworn enemy that must be destroyed.
>>2769070>But the Pope condemns Israel and Trump rnI think the holy see has condemned Israel and it's actions for decades. Since like the nakba. Any theological basis for zionism and christian zionism was rejected already in the 19th century.
>>27690841) flag stars seem off
2)if this is a blackhawk something seems off about the proportions relative to where everyone is sitting
>>2769078This is so awesome.
>>2769078did they bring that flag to wrap his body in or what?
>>2769084They're supposed to be on a helicopter but it's staged like it's a fucking model shoot bro. Of course it's AI.
AI slop has been getting somewhat better with finer details (hands etc) but one thing it always fucks up is: Where's the cameraman? Just think about the space and where they would need to be taking the picture from. The framing in that shot is not logically possible. AI can't conceive of realistic shots because all it's doing is scalping existing pictures and rearranging them, it doesn't care about how those pictures were taken. It doesn't help that it's trained for "perfect" pictures aka Hollywood/advertising slop where they use sets to get the perfect framing instead of caring about realistic space. For example all sitcoms take place on stage sets and if you actually sit down and try to conceive of those apartments, houses, etc as real spaces you realize very quickly that they're impossible.
>>2769083Successful SAR absolutely says nothing about other operations.
This one took place in the middle of nowhere, the Americans knew the guy's location while the Iranians didn't, light Iranian forces were in hot pursuit mode following the spotted planes and could only do so much when the Americans stopped at their destination.
A raid on a guarded & secured sensitive site close to an urban area would in no way resemble that, and would at the very least result in a high percentage of deaths for the raiders.
>>2769093Iran so far is the only country to successfully deploy A.I slop as a means of propaganda I’ve seen so far. I think it’s because the US-Israel try to use it as a way of distorting reality. Iran purposely makes theirs clearly slop that’s for fun and they usually generate it cartoonish so they avoid the uncanny valley vibe.
>>2769098Yeah, but this really just shows that any full U.S deployment in the area of Iran will be met with major resistance.
There were no Iranians trying to "help" or "aid" the U.S, in fact, in more rural Iran the people are more loyal to their country.
>>2769082"They say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day."
>>2769106Yeah people were fine with AI slop at first when it was just goofy fun memes. Slop that's open about being slop. The problem came when they tried to replace reality and human art with slop.
Oil futures markets open in ~1 hour.
>>2769131Why do? If I was a zogbot i'd rather drive planes than other shit
>>2769133It's how picky and expensive it is, they don't just take randos to do pilot training, they want kids of rich folk who sent their kids to expensive schools and did private pilot training to become air force/navy pilots.
>>2769133Seems like a retention problem. The fighter jet pipeline is probably super expensive and thus very selective, at the same time, pilots burn out quickly AND are in high demand in the private sector, so really the army is subsidizing the most expensive airline pilots ever lol
>>2769133Need a bachelors degree to fly a jet
>>2769133It's not like…a choice. An air force recruit will most likely spend most of their time in front of a radar screen or something. A fighter pilot requires thousands of hours of flying experience, they're the closest that modern militaries have to irreplaceable elites that require years to train.
>>2769073In all likelihood the pilot is either dead or is so badly injured he won't be able to pilot. If it wasn't the case they would have leaked pictures already, instead of retarded pundits resorting to playing with dolls with AI gen on xitter. This seems more and more like a spectacular burger failure and probably even delayed ground ops because how immensely embarrassing it is.
>>2769142That's apparently an Iranian car =(
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