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>>2944896 Blue
Gimme that sweet /pol/ cope
>>2946024Aw yeah baby gimmie that /pol/ raid full of unmedicated schizos!
>>2946023I'm envious of "content creators," thankfully when I complete my transition sometime in the next decade I will be able to make money selling vids of me shoving cucumbers up my ass while wearing a flat cage on my pp
>>2946030perhaps i will transition too and talk about US elections while shoving cucumbers
>>2946023>picture saved from 4chan>parasocial whining over a content creator, posted outside of /isg/Yes it's a shill.
>>2946033i screenshotted with firefox from the hasan stream, you cultist dummy. now open that wallet.
>>2946034>I am hate watching streamersExtremely pathetic behavior, at least keep it in /isg/.
HHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>2946038i'm not hate watching, i'd say i'm positively jealous
>>2946035i'm making fun of voting bloodgasm. are you stupid?
lmao the florida dream is over
TEXAS CLOSING NOW TEXAS CLOSING NOW
>>2946039Holy banger. Saved, printed out, buried in a time capsule for future generations.
something just happened
reminder that the "leftist" demcorat coalition being endorsed by the hasan piker sphere of internet personalities have no unified policy framework that they plan to push for once they get a majority in the legislative power
>>2946046It's been over for 37 years.
>>2946039absolutely giga thank you sinbad you loveable rascal
>>2946031just gotta keep growing my hair and acquiring anorexia and then i can finally achieve my dreams of draining money from hapless simps
>>2946063godspeed, i hope you make it
>>2946055I drew a giant penis on my ballot
>>2946055Yes I voted just like Parenti, Xi Jinping, Iran, and Rachel Dolezal said.
Talarico outperforming Harris by the margins needed to secure the senate seat looking at early voting only so far.
Let's do this bros tonight is our night we are going to establish communism and evict cheeto hitler from the white house LFG!!!!
>Elon moves all his high-tech businesses to Texas to avoid high taxes
>Smart people from around the country move to texas to work at tech companies
>Texas turns blue
We should orchestrate a psyop that blames Musk for turning Texas blue, lmao.
>ABC, CBS, and NBC has primetime election coverage
>FOX doing regular programming
Seems kinda weird to hold onto a news network you're embarrassed of, but as long as the shekels keep rolling in, I guess they'll keep it
>>2946074i thought you were replying to me because i am stupid
>>2946077evelyn normielib said so
>Alabama
Any states actually red or is it a blue sweep across the board?
>>2946087i mean it's not like dems are going to win every single race
>>2946090can we get estrogen on demand please? i don't want to talk to some shitty overpaid doctor
>>2946087Looks like Nixon might not make it by like 1-3%. Also some deep south states stay red. Though some blue wave shit is happening Talarico up. Abbott down. Etc.
>>2946092wow i didn't know pinochet was mexican
>>2946092>horthy>MongolianHOLY KEK TROLOLOLOL
>>2946095also SC going blue is probably the craziest story outside of texas
Tim Scott sweating rn.
Comrades, I don't think we'll be getting that 5 grand now
>>2946108reminder that hasan apparently has a servant that feeds his dog
>>2946095north carolina just flipped
North Carolina called, first official Dem flip of the night.
>>2946112I thought his dog was electrocuted.
>>2946117Saw this on /pol/ they are mad lol
>>2946112Marx had maids
Engels had workers
Lenin had secretaries
welcome to Marxism.
>>2946117i checked newsmax and saw no such article
dems winning sucks because it means drumph will be able to blame everything shitty he does for the next two years on demoblyat obstructionism
>>2946117What's the current meltdown status over there? No I don't want to bother looking at that shit hole.
>>2946048>placenta so far up it's under the tits>weird intestines in the background of the placenta>baby going to be born feet firstmoids, i…
>>2946123They are calling for trump to suspend congress and senate
Adam Hamawy, the Gaza surgeon just won his house race.
>>2946119i'm sad, i can't post on 4chan because of cgnat
>>2946125Just the magatards or what? /pol/ is pretty anti-maga last I checked months ago.
>>2946126
>. We will never forget the people you fucks murdered in 2014-2016
i aint do shit, leave me outta this
Angie Nixon lost. Sad.
Qeshm island invasion just announced on truth social
>>2946132clearly she just didn't condemn cuba enough
>>2946120>Marx had maidshe was like a political refugee barely making ends meet, his eyes were often swollen and bulging to the point he could barely keep them open from pulling all-nighters and his house was a mess
>>2946072How tf would he expect to think this is a good idea?
>>2946138To be fair she won Miami
>>2946141that is all true, and he had maids
>>2946139(she looks like she just smelled dookie in this pic btw)
>>2946148>cooper>whatleyahhahahaha no way
>>2946145What are the chances the midterms were rigged given it'a maralago state?
>>2946148military is tired of the Iran war
>>2946141Marx was free to stop spending money on booze and clean up his act at any time. His lifestyle necessitated a maid
flo rida
Damn, Nixon almost won Rubio's seat.
>>2946158Definitely rigged.
>>2946162There's always posting as Glownonymous anon
Talarico winning huge margins in several counties.
Is this gonna be chud 9/11?
>A Republican Senate source: "The floor has fallen out."
It's joever
Chris Pappas - An AIPAC owned ($200k+ in donations), zionist, neoliberal, pro-war, treatlerite on the rightmost fringe of the Dems (literally the most "bipartisan" of all Dems during his term in the House of Reps), who also happens to be a homosexual man in a gay marriage, has won the Senate seat for New Hampshire.
>>2946172dont underestimate the number of autistic radlibs living in their parent's house all throughout the south
Is Lisan El-Sayed ascendant?
>>2946179Yes, he is outpeforming Harris in Detroit.
Betting odds just flipped in favor of Hinojosa in Texas
curtains for zoosha
>>2946184bettings odds do say a lot of shit
>>2946181
>>2946185
>>2946188
i'm a newfag, is this juche gang shit?
>>2946190yes its a psyop you can safely ignore it
Welp trump lost the senate
>>2946188
very cool, thanks for sharing
Donald Trump should seize the ballots
>>2946195it'd be so fucking funny is he did
>>2946133>>2946143Too late to change the voot, Dotard is too retarded
>>2946014May all the votes be counted. My sources tell me The party of labor of America will have a very good night. Workers,bashkohuni!
I am a hot5hot robot
I am your favor1t3 dj
A bl1p on the scr33n
>>2946143anime is an advanced birth control technology, republicans need to ban this to support american birth rates
>>2946195Stop the count, emergency powers now!
Indepedent Union leader Dan Osborn is up and in an early lead in Nebraska with 16% counted
I was expecting dems to do well, but I never expected it would be THIS much of a tilt
>>2946209is this your first election paying attention? this is the dynamic of USA politics. the eternal pendulum
does this mean woke 2 will be back
40%, 50% point swings are happening in several Texas counties right now.
>>2946213Only if you Woke 2 a polling place and vote on that thang
>>2946213no, economic populism is the new meta. beautiful lady😍🥰s btfo
>>2946213isn't woke 3 now?
>>2946209Entire Trumps electorate at this point is the Russian twitter bots
>>2946216sheeit, i didn't know emojis worked here 🔥
>>2946221they work anywhere that accepts unicode, dummy 👆🤓
Democrats on their way to win the majority of the Texas house seats.
HOLY SHIT THEY JUST CONFIRMED TEXAS IS BLUE
dems have officially won texas
i fucking hate electoralism, but knowing that elon musk spent 500 million dollars in texas to push the balance and still lost horribly does give me some soothe my soul a lil bit i suppose
>>2946216>>2946221>>2946222>>2946223>>2946224I'm happy that there is no stupid leftypol users
Maine has been confimed to be a dem win
Can someone explain what's happening to a non Burger 🍔?
>>2946235Republican’ts are getting BLVKED
>>2946238Democrats are exected to win 60 seats in the senate and already have 51
>>2946238DC and PR statehood by the end of next year. Constitutional convention called. Abortion amendment.
>>2946238The vooting ritual which happens every few years
>>2946243can we make getting access to estrogen easier? there's a serious shortage of trans BVLLS in my area
>>2946235The Graham family dynasty being killed and buried is great
>>2946247you messed with gamers. GAMERS.
Yep they just confirmed the dems have a majority in congress and the senate
>>2946246Estrogen injections will become mandatory.
>>2946238Transgender for everybody.
>>2946250>theyWho? AP hasn't called anything.
>>2946243>>2946246what!? no no no
the electeds don't actually
do stuff
>alaska and Iowa are tossups
total gop death
>>2946256mods said we could lib out for one night anon, take it up with the hot pockets consuming hounds
>>2946250>dem sweep called at only 9:30PMwewlad. The Trump melty will be biblical
>>2946229“I’m blue, I will bleed, I will die”
>>2946230he bought both parties thoever
polymarket statvs?
>>2946157They are stealing our memes…..
kalshi statvs?
honkoid status?
>>2946268Polymarket is 85% for democrats winning the senate and 98% for the democrats winning congress
Blue South Carolina?
Well great job you retards
The revolution will be delayed by 20 years now i hope it was worth it
I guess going full chud wasn’t a good strategy after all
>>2946274>marx was a vampirebig tiddy goth marxist gfs wen
>>2946276>The revolution will be delayed by 20 years now wdym, there's nothing holding back gas futures now, shit's going to melt really quickly, watch the stonks tomorrow
>>2946274>marx was a smelly irresponsible drunk who cheated on his wifei heard he also called lassalle a jewish nigger. this is very compelling information. everything he said about politics must be fake and gay.
>>2946243lmao you're going to get means tested small business tax rebates and a bill to make ICE wear body cameras (nothing else will change)
>>2946271Blue October
Anyways I thought trump would try to cheat harder. I wonder if his institutional support is collapsing or if hes gonna try and declar martial law amd refuse to seat the democrats? Will we see Mike Johnson barricading the house to prevent democrats from getting in? Will the block the senate by putting mitch McConnells corpse in front of its door?
>>2946283that letter honestly reads like it was written by a drunk person. checks out
>>2946282Doesnt matter the stock market will boom and the dems will start social democrat policies, probably restricting oil exports for a bit and making a deal with iran. You guys are all retards who don't want revolution you wanna enslave the working class and continue imperialism but with blue hats instead of red ones
>>2946286nothing will change for the capitalist so why would they go thru all this trouble
>>2946286We can hope we cant let dems prevent revolution forever
My t-shirt shows everything
My t-shirt shows everything
Yeah I’m a superstar who do you fucking know?
(Guess the song? Hint:Washington d.c 1992)
Everybody who voted democrat is a fascist
Notice how all the most obnoxious people of the board, all the entire useless namefags that have each their failed e-celeb pet project, are shitting up the thread posting their dumb ultra drivel.
Between the back-to-back Bolsonaro defeat in Brazil and this blue wave are people getting tired of the far-right?
>>2946274Can't read more than the first couple paragraphs because of the paywall, but I got this sentence:
<Yet his family was often under financial pressure because he lacked discipline, sound judgment and industriousness.I will never, ever understand how this "Marx was lazy and never worked a day in his life" myth continues to hold: he has 50 quarto-sized 700 page volumes in his collected works. Those are shared with Engels, to be fair, but Marx wrote the bulk of it, probably 30-35 volumes worth, all very thoroughly researched.
>But writing world-changing works of political theory isn't real work, you have to receive a wage from a capitalistMarx did that too. He was a foreign affairs columnist for the New York Tribune and other papers, and around eight collected works volumes are dedicated to articles he wrote to pay the bills.
>>2946292This is true, its usally the jobless, the criminals, and the lowly paid, basic workers who dont vote. its never the people with jobs and positions that make or break society acting like edgy maoists.
>>2946296>board regulars appear more often during big eventsdamn sherlock
>>2946294>mfw nothing changes but ai companies get a bailout and workers go back to sleep bc the news stops reporting about ICE >>2946291>dems have the power to prevent revolutiondamn those must be pretty weak revolutionaries
I'm half hoping Abbott has one final chud out and declares martial law or something
>>2946288>Doesnt matter the stock market will boomstock markets always crash right when dems take office. their job is to take blame. duh.
>>2946301The spd prevented the german revolution too
>>2946294>Everybody who voted democrat is a fascistftfy sweaty
>>2946300>board regulars appear more often during big eventsBoard regulars? Lol. I have been browsing since the Rojava threads on 8ch and you'll be gone from here in 3 months and people will forget you.
>>2946248>The Graham family dynastyhe was unmarried, old, and gay, no?
>>2946308>i've been stuck in this shitposting prison for longer than everybody, and I'll stay here forever long after you go back to having a normal lifewhy would you brag about this
Real movement status?
>>2946313No mass party because the dems are gonna reverse the material conditions that woule form it
>>2946312>stuckI have a normal life buddy, that's why I don't need online attention or try to create a forum persona and fail to monetize into an e-celeb status.
The only good namefag that was here was uyghnin but he left for the bordy i think
>>2946310Ya fam. Nixon blew my 6 way parlay for a $400 pay out. Please die Florida.
>>2946319>i'm dumb enough to gambledamn at least i'm just dumb enough to care about elections, could be worse!
>Elon Musk hasn't tweeted in the last 5 hours
>>2946298>Can't read more than the first couple paragraphs because of the paywallarchive.ph usually has the full version. i'm not gonna bother looking it up cuz i don't feel like reading it, but just so you know.
>>2946321Gamble. Or hold a job. Whats the difference under capitalism? Gambling has better odds
>>2946322Some kind individual ought to call a welfare check for Mr. Musk.
>>2946276imagine thinking revolution was imminent in this shithole, or that demoblyats getting elected instead of recykacans matters
the only way Dems can fuck this up in 2028 is nominating Kamala again
insane how poorly GOP performs whenever Trump isn't on the ballot. Literally an entire party being held together by one geriatric senile soupbrain being able to rally his equally retarded supporters to crawl out from under the woodwork and fill in his bubble on election day.
>>2946014I,Jack wilimos officially concede this election. We fought the good fight against the bourgeois parties in North Carolina . The party of labor of America’s fight is not over yet! And remember fuck Mao! Fuck d3n9! No revi51on15m!
A love supreme…
>>2946226I can't believe trump derange syndrome flipped texas governinnship BLUEEEEE
AAAAAAHHHHH
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL If you are a communist in the US you should vote for Republicans. Demonrats support the EU and NATO
>>2946335>If you are a communist in the US you should votestopped reading lmfao
>>2946335Maybe Russia will now have an incentive to uncuck itself and go bolshevik again. Or are russians a bunch of zigger treatlerites who dream of shopping in paris?
>>2946335if current regime of Russia collapses, actual left wing could take control of the country and get rid of petty Russian nationalism once and for all.
>>2946274>>2946326>>2946298 (me)
Thanks for the tip, I could bypass the paywall. It's literally just an esteemed Wall Street Journalist recapping a twitter thread.
According to statistics tabbed up by an "economic historian" who's obviously hostile to Marx, Marx's "lifetime income" came 65% from Engels, 15% from inheritance, and only 20% from wages for journalism. Having read Franz Mehring's biography I'm not surprised at all.
< Despite having roughly an average middle class income from the early 1850s onward, and a much higher middle class income from the mid 1860s onward, Marx lived in poverty and squalor for most of his life.
< Why? It wasn’t for lack of money. Instead he mismanaged what he had…
< In 1848 his father died and left him a substantial inheritance. After converting it into British £ and adjusting for inflation, it was the equivalent of around £160-180K salary for the year.What happened to the money is already well known: he spent it all getting a revolutionary newspaper, the Neue Rheinische Zeitung, off the ground.
After that, yes he lived in (admittedly relative) "squalor", waiting for the time that Engels could inherit his side of the business, cash out and allow both of them to live it up (the big expense for Marx being to buy his own books, quite expensive back then, in order to underline the hell out of them). Nothing new here.
To sum it up it's a total non-story. I almost feel sad for the porkies that pay $45+ a month to read tripe like this:
<Other posters referred to Marx as a “loser” and a “useless bum” and based on the available evidence one hesitates to quarrel with such descriptions. >>2946343>if current regime of Russia collapses, actual left wing could take control the west wants to replace putin because he's not bourgeois enough lol
>>2946346Marxist in Russia could take destiny into their own hands and hang the current fascist government
>>2946288>and making a deal with iranhow can dems make a deal that doesn't involve ceding control of the strait of hormuz, which would be a monumental defeat and a blow to the US trade monopoly worldwide, and while we are at it, undermining the continued existence of israel. i'll wait, moron.
>>2946348>Marxists in RussiaDo not exist
>>2946331their plan is literally having an octogenarian on the ballot until he dies lmao
never my life did I ever think I'd see texas go blue, it's a christmas miracle, charlie brown.
>>2946337I let my brother talk me into putting money on Darline Graham….
Every single poll had her ahead. Trump better over turn this election.
RIGGED Tomorrow Trump will walk on stage with a big briefcase saying "This is where I kept the bill that would have given EVERY American $5000 if Republicans won! But since the DUMOCRATS CHEATED its going to be sent to CANADA. Say goodbye now, because you will NEVER see this bill ever again!"
How the hell is Abdul winning when the map is red??? What is happening?
>>2946304damn those succdems were so strong and those commies were so weak. i hate weak.
/ptg/ is pretty much a trollfest now. Good times
>>2946356FINE!!! I'll send it to Israel instead. They will be much more appreciative. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I hope Trump wasn't joking and actually does flee to Israel. I will die laughing.
HONKOID STATUS???=
>>2946367critical support to ken paxton
>>2946367Confirmed. Dark woke hacked the election machines with help from transgenders in Iran.
>>2946367>THEY STOLE IT, WE'RE GONNA END DEMOKKKRUSSY AND DEKKKLARE MARTIAL LAW based, proof voting bl00 was 'celerationist
>>2946367Man it'll be funny if this just becomes ritual for "moderate" Republicans too; just have some Mitt Romney type claim the elections are stolen from them.
How is Trump and MIGA coping?
>>2946367GOP when they lose one (1) midterm in Texas:
BLOW UP THE CONSTITUTION CIVIL WAR NOW >>2946367so is now just standard rightoid MOP from now on to throw a tantrum after losing?
>>2946374voting blue is accelerationist because it causes the chuddies to chimp out
>>2946364Buy the dip leftychuds.
>>2946373fox news and con inc lambasting trump, but polchuds are blaming hispanics
>>2946375yes. and i hope they start shooting democrats in the streets. maybe then people will finally get electoralism is pointless
>>2946377it's a dead cat bounce, i'm not holding your bag porky
>>2946367Will Texas secede from the union, will Mexico finally do a SMO to denazify Texas? Will Greg Abbot finally stand up like Dr. Strangelove and sieg heil?
>>2946380You vill offload my toxic assets and you will be broke because of it.
/s
more like talafreako
Will Alito, Thomas, and Roberts all retire tomorrow so republicans can replace them before the new Senate is sworn in?
>>2946357maps don't vote, people do
Wow, Dan Osborn is winning.
>>2946392STOP THE COUNT!!!!!!!!! DEPLOY THE NATIONAL GUARD
>>2946395good, herrera is a clown
>>2946398He was the more reasonable one in the debate
went on /pol/ to see some tears like back in 2020 but no REEE'ing to be seen at all, all posts ironically or not celebrating the win or just blaming Trump saying "yeah what did you think would happen?".
Honestly wondering and wanna hear your thoughts on this, what the fuck changed? Did the /pol/ chud base really change that much, are they coping, are they even past coping with how shitty the Trump term has been and all they can do is post to troll others like themselves on /pol/ to run from facing it?
>>2946399That's surprising. I've been getting attack ads even though I'm in a nearby district. They definitely seem like they would be pretty effective at getting people to vote against him. But I mean it depends on the kind of person.
>>2946399advocating for kittens to be sent to chinese restaurants is the opposite of reasonable. kys
>>2946402"i sold your dog to a chinese restauraunt" - Seth Putnam
>>2946400opinion on Trump has soured massively and online maga content creators have lost a chunk of their following.
AP called the SC flip in favor of dems.
>>2946400>what the fuck changed?iran war
>>2946404he's right, the entire existence of the party literally hinges on him not dying before 2028 lol
Dear baby Jesus this is so funny
TALAFREAKAZOIDS IN CONTROL
>>2946400Tbh, it's still too early. My family says Trump will deploy the military to "save the country". We need to wait until tomorrow.
wait, wtf? asmongold is offline? lmao
>>2946392Texas was a psychological crutch to republicans. They might have lost California forever, but they could at least rely on Texas to make up a good portion of those electoral votes
If Texas just turned into a swing state, that's just going to make republicans act even more desperate and unhinged from now on
>>2946388I wonder what the poll defines as socialism. I feel like the dem victory will expose a rift between the "socialists" (basic social warfareists)" and the DSA democrats in the progressive camp come time to vote on the issues like ending the war or dealing with Israel or ICE.
anakinposting may have turned the tides of this election…
>>2946415he ended the stream after they called texas lol
>>2946414DON'T FUCK WITH THE JEDI MAN. NO YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME BRO. DON'T FUCK WITH THE JEDI!!! YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME, DON'T FUCKING FUCK WITH THE JEDI BRO
>>2946418Just saw it in Telemundo.
They are wrecking him that he was saying for a long time that he was in the ball00t
>>2946416>>2946412The Talafreakout is going to be epic. I've already been hearing for years Republicans leaving the state for
greener whiter pastures in states like North Dakota, Idaho, Nebraska, wherever. Now that Texas is officially Blexased I'm sure it will snowball.
So what is the Texas State House looking like now? Are we getting legal weeeeeeddd mannnn?
>>2946424some burgers literally vote for colors, my dude.
>>2946425orange must be a very unpopular color. SAD!
>>2946424One of the most evil and stupid nations on Marx's green earth is why
>>2946426do you see any orange on the flag?
who's ready for absolutely fucking nothing
Nothing ever happens
Where is the salt, I want to salt mine but all I see is quiet dejection.
>>2946433is pol not losing its shit?
>>2946433most magatards just dipped out quietly with the tail between their legs lmao
democrats have submitted a bill to abolish no nut november
>>2946442Uhhh chat, is this good or bad?
>>2946441Serious question, but do Americans really not realise that oil and gas prices in their country are twice as cheap compared to basically anywhere else on Earth except Arab Gulf states?
>>2946400>what the fuck changed?you woke up from a coma
>>2946418What he does within the next 24-48 hours might actually make the 25th a realistic possibility.
>President Trump said Tuesday night that he would accept the results of the midterm elections and was prepared to work with Democrats.
>“I am absolutely willing to accept those results,” he said in an interview with The New York Times.
>He added: “We’ll work with the Democrats, and we’ll, you know, look forward to working with them. We’ll probably work something out.”
(NYT)
>>2946450Knee status: bent
>>2946450when ur goat is washed smh
>>2946447>the game isn't even out and there's already rule34 charlie kirk cuck porn made of itwow
>>2946445i mean first of all you're a dummy, because oil being even more expensive everywhere else because they have to travel half the earth instead of going to the persian gulf is really bad because shipping is fucking crazy expensive so pretty much all businesses except prostitution and gambling have been fucked for the entire year. like literally the world economy has been hanging by a (chinese) thread
So, what now?
>>2946460prepare for nothing
AP CALLED THE TEXAS SENATE FLIP TO DEMS, IT'S OFFICIAL
>>2946459
wow these people have created the most self-sustaining political system in human history, they're GENIUSES
>>2946466
you always post the most retarded shit ever i swear
>>2946445Yes but they'd say it's because other countries have socialists and green wackos who want gas to be expensive.
Maine is flipping back and forth between Collins and Jackson. Quite a nailbiter.
>>2946356I want to see him causing a constitutional crisis in the US, declaring these results void and asking to the Board of Peace to appoint him as the absolute emperor of the US.
But I am afraid that he's too much of a pussy to do so. He just wants to gaggle cocks on live TV stage.
>>2946470>maine and michigan are more conservative than south carolina and georgiatf is going on
>>2946449>>2946450Sounds like the 2 hours of silence was due to a brave advisor taking his phone away before he did something really retarded. This is just some post-tantrum clarity, and the oval office is probably trashed right now
>>2946475Idk trump forgot to rig the carolinas
>Idaho Senate race
LOOOL
>>2946472Reminder that from the moment Platner started getting attention to when he announced he was dropping out, you were being told Platner was an imperialist dog and sexual deviant who should not be supported when there were better options available. "Platnerchads" just kept quadrupling down on a bad candidate until the moment it became totally non-viable, cutting the legs out from under his ultimate replacement.
You are a waste of carbon.
>>2946482yes
the cringe made them lose
>>2946481>cutting the legs out from under his ultimate replacementlol you dont know anything about politics in maine
Abbott conceded
AP CALLING OHIO: FLIP FOR DEMS
>>2946488Press X to doubt
>>2946491he just called Gina, buddy
AP CALLING FLORIDA: FLIPS BLUE
>>2946492Big if True (It's true)
>>2946494Florida has already been called.
AP CALLING MICHIGAN: FLIPS BLUE
AP CALLING OKLAHOMA: FLIPS BLUE
>>2946444No humility. Needs some more humbling. 2028, you are donzo gonzo.
libs about to take over congress.
AP CALLING ALABAMA: FLIPS BLUE
>>2946501
blue board? I am having breakfast with my children while browsing retard
>>2946505I voted republican the dems are just gonna pass socden policies
WHY IS ABDUL LOSING?
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPENNING???
Jannies can you add a MPA already to prevent porn and cp from being posted at all
Decision Desk has called Iowa Senate for dems (real)
>>2946509Wtf are you talking about hes winning
>>2946505The point is to nuke the GOP's credibility so hard that one of the two party slots opens up for something left of the democrats so they can get wiped out in 2028 by something like an actual labor party
Decision Desk has called montana Senate for dems
Blue Alaska? What are we thinking
>>2946512>>2946514YOU RETARDS NEED TO LOOK AT THE SPREAD.
MIKE ROGERS IS GAINING ON HIM.
>>2946517
Literal pedophilie
>>2946517
WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF
>>2946517
online communists love working class families btw
>>2946519I am lookin at the spread, ok?
>>2946523ABDUL WAS LEADING BY OVER 100K, now it's down to 30. LOOK AT THE MAP ITS ALL RED
The uygha that keeps calling leftypol a pedo site for GETchan (BTW yes we should cut contact with GETchan) is also posting epi
CNN calls Kansas Senate, first time since FDRs wave in 1932 a Democrat wins the Senate there
>>2946524Detroit is only half-way counted and Abdul is leading there with a huge margin, relax.
>>2946530>>2946527NOO I WILL NOT RELAX. I NEED MIGA TO SEEETHE
IM HIGH ONCOOCKING AINE AND GUNBPOWEDER
Dems have now flipped 5 senate seats (and might flip another 1-4) has this ever happed before, wow.
Holy shit i was joking but texss is actually blue
>>2946531Trust the late Detroit vote. Trust. The. Plan.
>>2946531PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
TRUST THE PLAN
>>2946535>>2946536GAY ASS PLAN I NUKE YOUR PLAN ZEROO
>>2946531uygha AES is gonna win
>>2946534Blue Governor
Blue Senators
Blue House Rep majority
Ted Cruz is now all alone, lmao
Sorry that was my little brother.
He went to bed.
Democrats won the senate.
IDPOL WINS
Ken Paxton is having a hysterical meltdown lmao
>>2946542Platner would have won that.
>>2946542Jesus chirst thats close
Trump is fucked man unless he coups the civil government hes gonna be removed
>>2946544the democrats are pro-idpol and fascist on class issues
Holy fuck you know what trump lost
>>2946550
The guy was eating food with his kids and you knew about it so you decided to post porn possibly exposing his children, that is epi
This uygha is just a projecting pedophilie at this point
>>2946551
>Is this the best israel can offer?
is the muslim brotherhood guy going to win?
>>2946557I hope she fuhrerbunkers herself with the nearest luger
It's a shame Florida didn't turn blue at all.
>>2946564He's trying to cope by blaming his own party and supporters
>>2946564He does not seem worried about the midterms. Bros whats the plab
>>2946564hes coping hard already
>>2946564>>2946564Bro is just typing random words. But I'm glad he's throwing under the bus his political allies. abbott was a fierce loyal maga.
>>2946548well yeah, if you have two parties that are bourgeois and imperialist, then people are just going to vote for the lesser evil on idpol issues, because the class thing is already settled.
AP CALLING MAINE: FLIPS BLUE
I'm tired of the circus that is american politics. people like laura loomer and candence owens are just the hellspawn of those who came before her like bill o'riley and ann coulter. how do we eject these sorts of retards out of politics?
>b-but muh spectacle
I'd rather have competent leadership man.
AP CALLING MICHIGAN: FLIPS BLUE
>>2946573i worry more about russia being a homophobic christian shariah state than the democras being "imperialist" fucking hypocrite
>>2946570LA PUERTA NEGRAAAAAA SALE SOBRANDO
where will the podcasters move to now smh
>>2946575
>trump calling epstein a pedophilie
>>2946529Hopefully he can pull through. We need a good shitposter who will bully Fetterman into finally switching sides
>>2946571
>then you agreeing with me isnt a enough, it wont suffice.
ok
Will we get the full epstein docs now?
>>2946585no. nothing ever happens.
>>2946575
>I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD LOOK AT A SCREEN AND POST ON A CHAN
angrily posts man who is also on here
>>2946588Nothing happening will lead ti something happening
TRUMP HAS JUST DECLARED MARTIAL LAW. SUSPENDS CONGRESS AND THE SENATE. IN RESPONSE DEMOCRATS HAD THIS TO SAY:
"yeah ok"
>>2946590it's means he's going to post a lot of cope takes about how none of this was his fault
>>2946578I didn't say anything about russia? why are you acting dumb right now. are you just drunk and looking to pick a fight.
>>2946572>>2946590WHAT ARE YOU DOING TRUMP? YOU'RE SAYING IT WASN'T RIGGED?!?!?! DECLARE A FAKE ELECTION NOW!
STOP THE COUNT! DO OVER! The democrats have won congress and the senate, we've lost our country
>>2946603
racism is cringe
>>2946603
latinx stinx(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)
Goodbye everyone I am leaving this cruel world.
See you tomorrow.
Yep it was just confirmed
The dems have won the senate.
>>2946395Absolutely based
boy I can't wait to see what new heights the democrat excuses for doing nothing will reach
>>2946602strict sharia law along with mandatory gay marriage for all and subsidized hrt for minors on day 1.
its fucking crazy that still most of these races are 51%/49%
an absolute disaster blunder rep administration still can only get these types of wins for the dems. it's funny.
it's fun that trump lost
too bad dems are still milquetoast zionist liberals who are only winning because drumpf is retarded
>>2946619unc is crashing out
>>2946621I just want /pol/ to seethe
rogers just took the lead
>>2946014>Some gay guys sing about voting>Right-wing wave halted in Brazil>GOP implodesLassalle vindicated. It was a catchy song I'll admit.
>>2946623politics of spite is a hell of a drug
The board is slow now so i think im going to bed.
Dems will win senate
>>2946395Imagine being ted cruz and now you are alone in your state just because it's not the end of your term. 🤣🤣
>>2946630
>GORE BOTS MIGHT ACTIVATE SOON, YOU'LL MISS THE BEAUTIFUL RUSSIAN WOMEN
imagine boiling the oceans and spamming LLM text, porn, and gore, because you're a bunch of CIA larouchites with a budget and a beef with an imageboard
>>2946630
Everything you post gets nuked.
>>2946631DON'T BLEXAS TEXAS!!!! LEAVE YOUR COMMIEFORNIA POLITICS IN COMMIEFORNIA!!!! REEEEEEE!!!
Fuck. Im worried Abdul will lose
Alright, going to bed now, anything bad that will happen while I'm gone will just get deleted :)
>>2946638
>I am an LLM spammer, therefore everyone else is
wow very cool
>>2946635Most of Detroit’s votes aren’t in and they’re blue as hell
>>2946517
Why do I feel like I've seen her asshole before?
Blue wave status?
>>2946644mission accomplished boys, can we go back to posting lenin quotes now
>>2946567He's cucking out because he's no longer in control.
>>2946648>all those red seats still in ca, ny, or, wawhy can't they gerrymander properly
>>2946650>Karmela harrisit's her turn
>>2946650they can still lose if they choose one of the chosenites
>>2946653I reaaaaaally just hope they gave statehood to DC and PR.
with that they have the senate for life.
God please
>>2946653thank god at least we don't have to watch everyone pandering Fetterman for the last vote
What shall Drumpf to with Venezuela now that he has lost the power of the legislative? Make it into a protectorate? Lmao
>>2946658does trump need either the house or the senate to control venezuela?
he just has rubio send whatsapp messages to delcy and she complies
and i don't think either democrats or the general american public care about venezuela being enslaved to the us
>>2946647>>2946635Margin widens, AES is 7% above.
>>2946656>I reaaaaaally just hope they gave statehood to DC and PR.this will never happen. people don't realize this but US flag manufacturers specifically lobby against this. they're too lazy to halt production of new flags to add new stars. they just don't want to do it. so DC and puerto rico will never get statehood. it's that simple.
It’s gonna be 55-45
>>2946664why don't they just share stars with another state then?
International proletariat status?
>>2946667posting on bordiga dot party
>>2946667seized by the throat
>>2946664brown majority states do not get stars on the front. they get a separate (but equal) place for their stars on the back
Anyone have any chud seething screencaps?
AP just called it for Rogers
>>2946660zoom out to 1848
>>2946675Hatley ran as a self-funded bourgeois, so I wonder how much democrats want him dead
>>2946682>We are the ones who get rounded up and slaughtered lmao yeah bud, we're comin for your toothbrush
>>2946684>>2946687Check Decision Desk yourself, they get votes quicker than the major outlets do
Woke 2.0 is crazy man.
>>2946142hitting the combo full dementia and incessant strokes microwaving his dome
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes!
Sayeds lead just surged
>>2946699Someone mentioned that earlier that someone should start blaming commifornian transplants to help it catch on, and I really hope it becomes their cope for this election.
How is Mars boi coping?
trump trully is fucked
>>2946718They all look like frat boys who would commit cornell 7s
>>2946718Why do those two look like defective clones of Nick Fuentes?
>>2946719It's interesting how Socialism came to America wrapped in a hijab and carrying a quran but I guess that is the hard counter to Zio-Capitalism.
>>2946722lmao, that's what I was thinking
Trump is mad people don't like him so he's coping and trying to sabotage the republicans for even slightly defying him. Truly a manchild.
>>2946726Oh shit, you think they'll bring delta back?
>>2946723>Socialism came to Americafirst I am hearing of this. vast majority of "socialism" here is just social democracy, and even that is still a minority compared to standard bourgeois liberalism and conservatism
>wrapped in a hijab and carrying a quranoh please. at best it's wrapped in a keffiyeh. solidarity with anti-imperialist struggles in muslim majority countries is not the same thing as actually believing in islam, despite what laura loomer would have you believe
so is protectonism discredited but industrial policy will be embraced in the next administration
>>2946557Where does this supposed support for Sharia Law come from?
>>2946668at these levels they have the power to unilaterally pass shit so they will have no excuse for lukewarm shit
>>2946740Gonna laugh if they deny universal healthcare again
>>2946717Mississippi blue now holy shit lol
NYT apparently undercounted the black vote
two cuban gusanos in miami were 2k votes away from being kicked out how sad
>>2946740bruh they had a govt trifecta under obama and still didn't do shit. this country has fuckin amnesia
Looks like 24/38 seats in Texas are going blue. Which is just ridiculous. Feels like a color revolution just went down. One led by the Democrats but y'know.
>>2946745are you ready for multiple years of nothing that will cause the gop to come back
usa elections is my favorite sportsball
Has there been one disappointment tonight? Seems like the most optimistic outlook actually came true
>>2946747Yes, of course, the classic. I am also ready for everything to get worse, but so slowly and imperceptibly that people don't get mad about it.
>>2946733Absolute rectal destruction.
>>2946749Nixon in Florida but that's it
>>2946749Angie Nixon in Florida is disappointing bc she's actually a socialist and the dems deliberately starved her campaign of advertising funds bc of Florida Jews and Cubans. if they put money into the race they could've possibly won. but its also a huge money sink bc florida sucks so its smart they didn't bother.
>>2946743If rethuglicans lose Mississippi it's gonna be so fun to watch the seething maga tomorrow.
As a resident euro, I'm lowkey glad because this could mean the US gets a president who doesn't support our local ethnonationalist rightoids
>>2946757>As a resident euro, I'm lowkey glad because this could mean the US gets a president who doesn't support our local ethnonationalist rightoidspretty sure biden was supporting european ethnonationalist rightoids lol
>>2946757your local ethnonationalist rightoids can now shrug off the stench of trump
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>>2946762Trump is losing the Carolinas, Texas, Kansas, Iowa, Alaska, and likely even Mississippi
I'm a Brit but even I can tell that's probably pretty fucking bad form him huh
>>2946757Don't worry, they'll get the democrap support. As in, when operation gladio happened also under a democrap president.
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