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Torn Apart by Raccoons While Being Eaten by a Gargantuan Cane ToadCamping in your RV with your stupid fucking family
Ruining the campground experience for everybody
Playing shitty music loud, disobeying quiet hours
Disrespecting wildlife, acting like an asspipe
Leaving garbage on the ground, all your trash is strewn about
Inconsiderate and loud, you can't shut your fucking mouth
Filled with Funyuns and hot dogs, getting fucked up on White Claws
Throwing beer cans in the lake, you just made a mistake
Camping in the U.P., listening to Journey,
blasting Taylor Swift CDs at one hundred dB
Acting like obnoxious pricks, cooking marshmallows on sticks
Scaring all the bats and deer, all fucked up on shitty beer
Suddenly to your surprise you see a bunch of glowing eyes
appear in the blackness of the forest, your doom has arrived
From the shadows emerges a bunch of big pissed-off raccoons
And for some reason also the biggest cane toad in the world
You attempt to fend them off but the wildlife has had enough
As you're trying to escape, you trip over the trash you made
Crawling on the ground your legs are now inside the cane toad's mouth
“Don't Stop Believing” plays as the cane toad starts to eat you
All you see is raccoons, and they're mutilating you
Ripping your Affliction shirt, grinding you into the dirt
Tearing out your guts and bones, destroying your new iPhone
Then the CD changes and it starts to play “Shake It Off”
Raccoons… Cane Toad
Raccoons… Cane Toad
Raccoons… Cane Toad
Raccoons… Cane Toad
Raccoons… Cane Toad
Raccoons… Cane Toad
Raccoons… Cane Toad
Raccoons… Cane Toad
Pushed into a Wood Chipper by a Big Gangly MooseLogging corporation
Chopping down the wildlife's home
Ruining sanctuary
Leave that fucking shit alone
Real estate is stupid
Mowing down our forests and trees
To build luxury condos,
McMansions and Applebees
Human overpopulation
Urban sprawl is devastation
Time for the revenge of nature
Push you into a wood chipper
Greedy CEO
Visiting the logging site
Standing near the tree shredder
Does not see the moose behind
Eight feet tall and gangly
Pushes you into the chute
Wood chipper is spraying
Rolex parts, blood and mush
Human overpopulation
Urban sprawl is devastation
Time for the revenge of nature
Push you into a wood chipper