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 No.425897[Last 50 Posts]

Indictment edition
Previous thread:


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you put the subject in the name box you imbecile


O noes not the subjecterino! Thread ruined!!!



I like Donald Trump.


misunderstanding something so simple is kind of burgerpunk in itself


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What a cutie


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>matilda (1996)
> Married couple abusing the kid because of financial reasons
>military-like school
was it pure burger punk for the time?


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1993 mario movie is pure burgerpunk btw.


>liberals not understanding the meaning of POV


The first use is correct.


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Is anybody going to attend the Trump inauguration on July 23rd?


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>POV: that tfw when you dont understand what the abbreviations mean



Why is delusional behavior becoming more of a burger thing?


Considering it was a stereotypical movie made in Hollywood yes, absolutely.


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Wicked - Mickey


Some good old-time religion!


the more radical the church, the more likelihood of having nasty kinks


We all know Ben Garrison makes the best Trump memes


lol. just burning the most generic shit they could get at target. I bet they even bought all this new. xtians aren't great at brain power


correction: white anglo american protestants arent good at common sense


I mean American catlicks aren't sending their best either, considering most of them think the pope is a SJW libtard


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look at them having fun kekkkkkk they're like animals i love them so much


they're protestants without being protestants


theyre probably poisoned by protestant propaganda



True. Despite how the U.S. Founding Fathers hated Puritanism and religion in general, they didn’t purge the Puritan culture and influence in American society where it still affects progress to this day.
The founding fathers resembled those annoying dumb 12 year old lolbert atheists you see on Facebook. Most of them remind me of a libertarian version of Amazing Atheist.


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I feel like slapping all this shit on is a security risk no???


reddit janitor's laptop


Americas Founding Fathers were old money plantion heirs.

Their dads probably laughed at working class whites outisde of Virginia.

They had slaves licking their white soles.


Somebody who would put that shit on their laptop probably doesn't have anything worth losing. It's also a fucking macbook, hardly a secure system.


most security conscious NAFO poster


Average Redditor laptop



Rightoid don't praise Hitler challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


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>True. Despite how the U.S. Founding Fathers hated Puritanism and religion in general, they didn’t purge the Puritan culture

imagine thinking the founding fathers would have ever done anything based like purge reactionaries


>I bet they even bought all this new.
can't break the law when you're burning plastic shitheaps from your local megacorp



i have no clue what this moms for liberty thing that i recently hear about is, but i assume its some sort of american republican thing. fascism? doesn't get more american than this


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>>428209(JST ('Jak Share Tax))


Nooooo, is that poor train OK?


good video explainer on burgerpunk


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>Trump Expects To Be Arrested Over Jan. 6
>Former President Donald Trump claims he received a letter Sunday from Justice Department Special Counsel Jack Smith notifying him that he is a “target” in the agency’s investigation of the January 6 Capitol riots, indicating he could soon face his third round of charges since leaving office.
>Trump repeated his narrative that the probe was a partisan effort to aid President Joe Biden’s re-election changes and said that with the letter, the Justice Department has “effectively issued a third indictment and Arrest of Joe Biden’s NUMBER ONE POLITICAL OPPONENT, who is largely dominating him in the race for the Presidency.”


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never realized how much potential this moment has as a meme template


i mean it basically is a 16 year old meme



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is there even any commentary to make on this kind of shit
at a loss for words tbh


>is this seriously the best this religion can offer?


Thanks anon


Naming your bar after a song about being a sad alcoholic is fairly peak


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Jimmy Buffet could be the avatar of Burgerpunk tbh.


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holy shit the burgerreich is real



Übersturmkampfführer-Geschäftsführung Joe Biden would be proud


These are the same people calling anyone trans a groomer


I think what’s more concerning is this set of cases

Where did that organization get the funds to do this in public, also consistently?
Where did that organization get that many children from all in once place along with its employees?
How long has this even been here?


Nah that would be Brian Wilson or Jerry Garcia.


>Brian Wilson
Why? He's great


i thought you meant birgerpunk as in an affectionate way. Also, check out Brians life, hes been through alot. He probably was the definition of Margaritaville from 1967 - 1990.


Protestant churches have more groomers than trans advocacy groups.


Jerry would have loved burgerpunk!



Well of course they do. Not a lot of trans advocacy groups in protestant churches.



Senatorturtle.exe has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.




We could overthrow the government like tomorrow if we wanted.



Isn’t true burgerpunk. He’s protecting the jeep and not the suv behind it



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This is just upsetting


Typical burger cops. For them, a day without kneeling on some innocent person's neck is like a day without sunshine. Fuck 'em


anon do you know what an SUV is?


when a cop sees blue hair it's like a bull seeing red


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I’m trying to discern if American dudes with beards who eat a ton of greasy food like bacon for the entertainment of other greasy dudes with beards is its own genre or burgerpunk. I’m also starting to see this behavior emulated by non-Americans like in this vid which is kind of interesting


Lucky guy, I want to be spanked by her too


im gonna tell these people my in-laws poisoned the town well


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>Trump charged by Justice Department for efforts to overturn his 2020 presidential election loss


I fucking hâte how parkings with shelters are so protected and are hardly anywhere to be seen.
Every time you park under one at some random apartment complex, the landlord kulaks get fucking triggered. I become hesitant to visit my friends to have apartment complexes like these because of the parking paranoia.


Ironic because the blue hairs are usually FBI glowies.


If these fuckers want me to work, then why isn’t there a job guarantee?


Why do so many people have front butts these days? It’s only been common for the past 5 years.


I wanna make a joke but I won’t. Not all, actually most employers don’t do this because they’re people, not walking steretypes only concerned with money. The demographic that promote this type of mentality or wish to promote it among job seekers and discouraged workers is comprised of wealthy reactionaries. Here they really only do this to install the idea that employers do not have to hold themselves to any standard and any unemployment that’s fueled by the hiring practices of these people shouldn’t be considered as a factor for why they may struggle to find anyone willing to work for them. To me maybe the mentality around this stems from the observation that there are more employers in North America than there are workers, which is true, but from what I can guess this demographic of reactionaries are also oblivious to the reality that bad hiring practices, migrants that take enter new markets who increase the supply of reserve labour, profit incentive, companies struggling to even survive, mass layoffs, and car dependency all work together to fuel mass unemployment, especially among youth that don’t have as many opportunities as their parents to gain any experience, thus job opportunities in a lot of fields without a degree in something.


real answer: unemployment exists by design as a check against inflation


Just take the bus


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I know capitalists and employers don’t give a shit at all about their employees but it truly is amazing how many lengths these people will go through to verify that


Lol I feel like this is fake



t. doesnt have demeanor of the gods


surely this is burgerpunk anons?


Is California “weed culture” Burgerpunk?


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Clearly not America.


>pretty lady aint that smart

why is this a surprise? her job is to look good not give nobel laureate speeches on peace in the middle east


If i had to guess where this is from id say arizona or some other place in the southwest


Probably. Because there's no trees. It is the middle of a desert after all.


The worst part of American style suburbs isn’t just the fact that they’re always placed in the middle of what feels like no where, It’s not how far dependent they’re, it’s not even the fuck that the vast majority of them are ugly and uninteresting, it’s that they feel like prisons. Seriously growing up in one of these was rough but at least I figured out what was wrong with these placers early on. Imagine the mental damage inflicted on youth that don’t get to, they might as well be raised in cages considering how little freedom and understanding of the world they’ll ever get, hell I’d be surprised if they even realized how fucking small their neighborhoods actually are from the outside world. From their perspective the world - quite literally - are just the same houses all the way down and nothing else.


>it’s that they feel like prisons.
What do you think housing projects are like?


If it's fake, it'll be real soon enough. Management seems to think of dystopian fiction as how-to guides.


Yeah but they typically aren’t this on the nose. Seriously the two images I posted were real suburbs in my city and I can’t wrap my head around the fact that you


Outside of suburban homes in their entire neighborhood if you’re in it. And someone was responsible for designing this place. That’s fucked up, like imagine being fully aware of the kind of place you just imagined and considering to go through with an idea like this??? And millions in the USA did without question, or openly celebrated this kind of borderline cage like living


Yep. Alot of the gouses look the same you easily get lost.

And alot of them have no sidewalks.

Its no wonder why social dynamics in America are so rigid. Its no wonder why young people there are infantilised. The fact that America is promoting this to the rest of the wrld as normal is disheartening. Alot of postmodern second/third worlders think that American styled suburbia is the way to go, even adopting the prudish overprotective parenting styles.

Most kids especially neurodivergent dont get to have a social life outisde of school and home.


Spent a chunk of my childhood growing up in an immigrant family moving between suburban small towns in the West
All of the kids there were extremely ignorant and kind of just offputting
They saw it as weird that I knew what places on the map were or had any kind of knowledge or curiosity about the world as a whole
I befriended one of them for a while then learned that he actually was born in and lived in that place his whole life up to that point which just bewildered me
No wonder these people end up such a mess


> they’re always placed in the middle of what feels like no where
in the midwest this is the case, but in the coastal areas they're quite embedded into the urban landscape. especially florida, which is so flat, and, due to its limestone caverns and sinkholes, so bad for skyscrapers, that most of the state is 1 story buildings, and you'll have suburbs 1 block from the mechanic, grocery store, workplace, etc. People in FL are mostly renters, whether they live in a house, apartment, or trailer.


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Of course



This the type of shit that makes me want to give and file for disability


I opened YouTube and this was the first thing I saw. God damb fuck capitalism



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you can get them from armadillos. armadillos carry leprosy. It makes me sad because they're so cute and I wanna pick them up.


It's curable.


They also carry the plague


could've told me before i fucked one


ignorance is bliss 😔


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Reality game show set in jail


The fuck


>this uploader has made this video unavailable in your country
Fucking worse than dystopian


Squids Game in Real 💯🐙




60 days in is fucking wild anons, the contestants literally compete on who can be the best informant. in the thumbnail anon posted the guy on the right actually completely blew the cover of the guy in the middle and they both had to leave. Also dude on the right was an active duty police officer that decided near the end of the season that his true friends were in fact the prison gang he joined and not the show or contestants. the contestant on the left ended up in the WOODs(whites only one day) and basically stumbled into becoming a surrogate father figure for a white supremacist prison gang after starting a bible study group.


This fucking sentence man. I want to laugh but America is such a hyper capitalistic society where atrocities like this are so typical to the point that it’s exhausting to document them all. I’m trust glad most of the developing world and the rest of North America is learning endless growth over people just isn’t worth anything anymore


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Troubled kids from low income families forced to take prison tours where they get threatened and verbally abused under the pretense of "straightening them out". Recorded and broadcasted across Burgerland for all to enjoy.


I never liked shows like that. It feels more patronizing. And alot of those kids probably already have done juvie or had relatives who went to jail


Let me guess, this happens in suburbs more often than cities too which is where this video was filmed?


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based or cringe?


He stole an iPod. This was against GOD'S wishes. He needs to be tortured like it's hell until he dies then he can be tortured for eternity too. Amen.





He allegedly ran away after mistreating a local Korean man. There have been other American black soldiers who after getting caught committing crimes decided to argue that they were racially mistreated, which is a possibility, wouldn’t be surprised if the military and local government is more tolerant towards white American soldiers committing crimes against local civilians.


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>>440110 jesus, this can't be real, right? I'm pretty sure it's illegal to fire employees for such arbitrary reasons


Was the previous punk thread archived?


I’ve seen this image for the second time. Mate it’s real and it’s far from the worst example of the dystopian shit that happens here.


Waiting for when they start touring holy relics from Trumps time as president


It's fake, but there are grocery stores where similar things happen.


The only way he can right this wrong is to return the iPod to the Hero's grave so his troubled soul can finally see peace.


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do american schools actually have gang showers at the gyms where everybody washes themselves naked or was that just a fake movie trope?


Mine did.

Adults dismiss the comparison of school to prison, even laughing it off as disgruntked kids.

Yet adults compare work to hell, exaggerating it and are applauded.

Work is more autonomous than school.
Most people are just dumbed down by the postmodern culture of suburban childhood


hey man i'm real happy for you and imma let you finish, but, I think making fun of a 12 year old killing himself is a little sick


You know what is REALLY Burgerpunk? The Walmart pep rallies corporate makes regional managers do.


>US Steel, once a symbol of America’s economic might, is now for sale in the bargain bin
>The days may be numbered for US Steel Corp., a one-time backbone of the nation’s economy.
>Once US Steel was the most valuable company in the world. Now, it’s the subject of a bidding war among rivals offering a fraction of what the company was once worth.
>Put simply, US Steel could be yet another iconic company for which time has run out. And the company’s possible fate serves as a cautionary tale to the current global titans about how quickly the world can change.


I’ve never heard of that shit or have seen it in my life. But then again I haven’t watched a movie or show in years


That’s like 70% of the corps in the country anon


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>America runs a trade deficit with china to get their dumbass rubes cheap consumer goods and then they burn those goods for being satanic


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American heroes, fighting against all enemies of the American Way, foreign and domestic.


>Texas lawmaker files ‘TEXIT’ bill to spur vote on exploring secession from US
>A Texas state lawmaker filed a bill on Monday that would set a referendum for voters to decide whether the state should explore the possibility of seceding from the United States.
>If the measure — known as the TEXIT Referendum Act — passes, a referendum on whether Texas “should reassert its status as an independent nation” would be scheduled for the next general election on Nov. 7, 2023. The bill would also require potential plans to be presented to the state legislature.
>“On this 187th anniversary of the fall of the Alamo I’m proud to file this bill to let the people of Texas vote on the future of our State,” Slaton wrote in his statement. “Texas was born out of a desire for liberty and self-governance, and that desire continues to burn in the hearts of all Texans.”


It will become what burgerville currently is but even worse, chattel slavery will come back, private everything, mcnukes.


Has anyone else noticed that boomers make weird noises? It's this sound of grunting or partially clearing their throats.


>>441355 (me)
This is in the burgerpunk thread because it's something I've noticed around fat boomers in burgerland.


secession movements are good because socialist revolutions are more likely to secede in balkanized american nation states than in a federated 50-state america.


Nothing will happen, when projects were ripped apart by capitalists, cultural cracks were exploited things like religion, ethnicity, race etc were used to divide people. This can’t really be done in US because people there identify with the cultural identity, there just aren’t that strong of cracks to really mean anything. At least this is what I as an outsider observe,

could any resident burgers please inform if there is a possibility for succesfull secession?


I meant socialist projects


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Here in Edmonton angled parking is rare to find. Downtown there’s almost no free parking available and people regularly park parallel, on inclines or perpendicular because our mayor doesn’t want any more money spent on car related infrastructure. Ironically by making driving so much harder collision deaths since 2015 have been kept low at 2000. Yeah crazy for almost a decade we’ve experienced only around a crash every day and a half throughout the entire city.


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Was Fahrenheit 451 the Ur-Burgerpunk novel? I think this can get obscured by the fact a lot of people view it as essentially the "books good, television bad" they had to read in school, and at least my teachers were totally in line with the "books good, TV bad" interpretation. BUT it was written by an American and I would argue that it's much more of a satire of American society than purely about books being good and TV being bad.

>Everyone portrayed in the novel lives in seemingly idyllic suburban housing

>However, it's pretty clear that everyone is secretly miserable behind the utopian veneer, with the arc words being "Are you happy?"
>The protagonist is in a marriage so loveless, he and his wife have gotten separate beds, and his wife spends most of her day in a wall covered by giant TV screens while blasted on sedatives
>In fact, spending all day listlessly watching mind numbing programming on giant television screens while xanned out on various sedatives is the overwhelmingly most popular past time
>Those who don't do this are often driven by irrational violent urges. A popular pastimes of the youth is now apparently murdering random people by hitting them with their cars, while the protagonist's wife likes to go on car rides through the forest and countryside when she's not in the TV room. Not, mind you, to get a breath of fresh air or see nature, but in the hopes that she'll run over woodland creatures. The firemen themselves like to release various critters into their firehouses just to watch the mechanical Hounds brutally murder them.
>There's mentions of the education system completely failing and collapsing
>The whole ban on all books thing is less an effort at censorship (though there's some of that too) as much as it is about trying to keep people from thinking too much. For instance, the Bible is banned. It isn't banned because Christianity is banned, Christianity is more popular than ever. It's just that now people get their religion from directly from "Jesus," a dude in a costume on the television who will often pause his vapid sermons to hawk consumer products to his viewers.
>There's constant talk of military buildup and rising tensions with some foreign power, while military planes constantly fly overhead. Not that anyone notices, sedated in their TV rooms, and they all happily believe the television reports that the engagement with the foreign power will be a total route. [spoiler]The novel ends with the total destruction of society by nuclear bombs, the population having passively slept their way into Armageddon.[/spoiler]


Didn't the author say in an interview that he did write it just because he was mad about people not reading, or are we doing the death of the author thing


if ray bradbury wanted to say books good, tv bad, that's fine, but is it unfair to say that his experience as an american caused him to form a reflection of american society in his writing


I didn't say that theme was totally absent. That said, it was more about television being a vapid, mind-numbing form of entertainment compared with books (at least in the 1950s when it was written)


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Vintage Burgerpunk.


i love that band


Why are trump's nipples so big, they look like dicks.



There are people who look at these and don’t laugh. Wild


>bud light




RuntimeError: Infinite loop detected in senatorturtle.exe.
Abort? Retry? Fail?


He stopped because he saw death standing in the corner of the room. He knows it's almost time.






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>Surreal scene as the police freeze and stare off into the distance as the star spangled banner plays while they wait for trash trucks to destroy the remaining property of poor people.


If you turn that into an infinite loop, how long would it take for them to notice it won't end?


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i think the cpc should explore practical applications of burger simulacra in war against the us, we could have red alert style mind control towers for hogs using the pledge of allegiance and the star spangled banner


Have some OC.


where is this and what's the burger vision


I’m a little bewildered knowing pickup trucks we’re seen


>where is this
Nice try CIA
it's a Berlin based burger chain lol


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Lol dat gut tho


Climate activists block road to Burning Man festival.
Shitlib vs shitlib


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messing with the yuppie summer camp is based in my book


Perfect location to test a home-made dirty bomb


imagine hating green protestors and claiming to be a leftist lol


in the magical realm of leftypol, everything's possible


unconditional support to the sea monkeys and fairy shrimp in there class struggle against the tech bougies, I something similar in /usapol/ but burning man should be liquidated and replaced with a nature preserve for the playa wetlands and the various crustaceans and migratory birds that use them.


also a small self-reliant and self-expressing gulag for the worst offenders


i had no idea F451 was this burgerpunk


lmao we NEED the art kid Sharashka


Sounds like Woodstock '99 for yuppies.


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I wanna met tim irl just to steal his beanie


Petey… I don't feel so good. >_<
>New bullet trains misfire on old U.S. railroad tracks
>The first U.S.-made high-speed “bullet” trains will start running as early as 2024 between Boston, New York and Washington, with the promise of cutting transportation emissions by attracting new rail passengers who now drive or fly.
>But Amtrak’s plan to run high-speed rail service on its Northeast Corridor faces a major obstacle — the 450-mile route does not have modern tracks that can handle the speed.
>Amtrak, a federally owned passenger-rail company, will have to operate the new trains on tracks that were built more than a century ago for much slower commuter and freight service. The bullet cars will be forced to run slower than 110 mph in most segments.
>…None of the nation’s rail lines are built for trains to run 200 mph. Amtrak’s Northeast Corridor — the busiest intercity U.S. passenger route by a wide margin — is filled with sharp curves, bottlenecks, decaying tunnels, bridges and overhead power lines that slow down trains. The corridor needs billions of dollars for basic improvements and to accommodate high-speed service.





All of those people are physically and mentally unhealthy.


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A little-known fact about the worst day in the world's history.


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Less than third world country


That's not what third world means though. USA is by definition part of the first world.


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> laptop at work
< laptop at home

not mine



> But Amtrak’s plan to run high-speed rail service on its Northeast Corridor faces a major obstacle — the 450-mile route does not have modern tracks that can handle the speed

This is a huge disaster waiting to happen


do you like femboys :3


Hmm but what's the censored sticker




Happy fall! 🍂


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They are going to intentially gamble with lives because a disaster will turn the stupid burger public against trains, and we will go another 25 years without even pretending to try to build a commuter rail system.


Don't worry, America probably won't even last 25 more years. I'm sure the NCR will have high speed rail.


The NorthWestern Railway (Sodor Railways) has a notorious record of accidents due to halfass safety measures and troublesome freight cars.


Tinder thinks some people will pay almost $500 a month for more 'efficient ways to find connections' with its 'VIP' plan


TRUMP 2024


>it's the fault of windmills that climate change is killing marine life
kind of evil tbh


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They're just blowing hot air


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It's wild that Republicans are literally tilting at windmills.


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Have YOU gotten your Trump MedBed cards yet?


>Life is the school, Love is the lesson
>Punisher logo

Least schizophrenic rightist


The Sound of Freedom…


From seeing the icons from a distance, I thought they were condoms


>published by Fox News


Trump Tesla MedBeds! The future is here!


100000000000000% this thing gives you cancer so you can live forever with Jesus.


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The Galactic Federation is rolling out MedBeds sooner than planned! O_O


I swear medbeds is the dumbest/most depressing conspiracy out there


what is it? I haven't kept up with conspiracies for a while so I never heard of it


Basically boomers believe that scifi technology is real and there are these star trek style beds you can lay in that will cure any disease and possibly reverse aging too, and they are being hidden by the elite, but then they also somehow believe that they will become public knowledge any day now and people are buying access to them like in >>458377

It's honestly pretty sad if you think about it, boomers have been so destroyed by anti-vax, diabetus, cancer, brain degeneration etc etc that they're just waiting for magical technology to come out just in time to save them so that their life of endless cruises never has to end

Part of me feels sorry for them and part of me is relishing them all dying painfully


wasn't that matt Damon film where the elite are in the space station?


yeah. Elysium (2013)


Yes I believe it was probably inspired by that though it's not really a new idea anyway. These people watch videos like this and somehow believe it's real because they have lost the ability to distinguish fantasy and reality >>458869

And remember these people vote


President TRUMP addresses the nation about the Hamas homicide bomber terrorist uprising in Israel.


They attack “the elite” yet they are fine with Reaganomics, capitalism and the bourgeoisie, including Donald Trump.


I mean his name is literally “Don”


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What the fuck am i reading? Can someone spoonfeed me?


For me, this is the peak Burgerpunk. It has all the necessary components:
>Daytime talk show
>Apocalyptic Christianity
>Reactionary conspiracy theories
>Scam advertisements
>Disgustingly processed food
What more do you want? This should be preserved as a historical document.



i think i posted vic berger jim bakker edits in a previous burgerpunk thread
he has relatively more recent stuff on vice news


Awesome, thanks. I wouldn't have checked otherwise lol, maybe he can save them.
I forgot to mention
>Guy who made it is literally named Berger


I think its ironic too that what he's promoting is food for the tribulation - so if you buy it you accept that you wont be sent up to God at the rapture
You have to wait 7 years for Christ to come back while Satan rapes the earth.




Al Fatiha? Who died?


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Taylor Swift has fallen. Millions in merch must burn in church parking lots.


>Portland man's dashcam video shows him drive through Grand Floral Parade route
>Prosecutors submitted the dramatic video, taken from inside Sidney Mecham’s truck in June, as evidence during a preventative detention hearing.
>PORTLAND, Ore. — Newly obtained dashcam footage shows a Portland man plowing past blockades and nearly hitting several people including small children along the Rose Festival’s Grand Floral parade route in June.
>Sidney Mecham, 42, of Portland pleaded not guilty to 38 counts, including felony unlawful use of a weapon and attempting to elude an office
>The 30-minute recording shows three different angles, including front-facing, rear-view and inside the truck’s cab. In the video, Mecham can be seen leaving a home in Southeast Portland. He commits various traffic infractions including speeding and running several red lights while driving through Southeast Portland toward downtown. Mecham becomes increasingly frustrated by heavy traffic, while headed westbound on Interstate 84.
>“I’m on my way to the f***ing Rose Garden!” Mecham said. During the same call, Mecham suggested he planned to meet his mother and the caller. It is not clear where Mecham was headed or why. The only major event at or near the Moda Center, formerly known as the Rose Quarter in North Portland, on the morning of June 10 was the Grand Floral parade.
>Mecham became enraged while on the I-84 ramp toward northbound I-5. ODOT crews had blocked off numerous exits with dump trucks, signs and barricades to help keep traffic away from the parade route.
>The video then showed Mecham swerving around a car and drive through a row of cones blocking off the exit at Broadway-Weidler Street in North Portland. He raced past a reader board flashing "Event in Progress” and drove up onto the ivy covered shoulder to avoid ODOT dump trucks blocking the exit ramp.
>Mecham drove around another ODOT crew and their vehicles before turning onto Weidler Street. He came within a few feet of several people waiting for the parade, including several small children playing in the closed roadway
>An unmarked police SUV attempted to stop Mecham at a red light in Portland’s Lloyd District, but he drove off. The video showed Mecham continuing to drive for several blocks, until he eventually stopped near other officers at Northeast 24th Avenue and Clackamas Street. Mecham was arrested and taken to jail. He was driving on a suspended license and didn’t have insurance, police report.
>Mecham is currently being held in the Multnomah County Inverness Jail. No trial date has been set for charges related to the alleged road rage incident in June.



If personal expericence and the stories I've heard from family members of the Q-pilled are anything to go by, this woman is almost certainly deeply unhappy and possibly mentally ill


Most people are.


The internet breaks people's brains


Why are trucktards like this?


Boomers watch too much Trek yet they never take away the anti-capitalist attributes of it.


Christian fundamemtalists are the worst. They will accuse anyome of witchcraft despite the fact that white Protestantism has some really out-there elememts to them.


They will accuse you of doing pagan witchcraft and then discuss their horoscope with their friends at yoga.


Protestantism has done more damage to Christian repute than Catholicism.

People often whine about the Catholic church becuase of the altar boy abuse and the crusades but Protestant churches are much worse.

Protestants take over entire towns and feud with fellow churches.
Protestants are antagonistic towards science amd new cultural trends.


Also lets not forget the forceful sheltering of their kids from the secular world amd molesting of them.


it's all bad i don't think it's that helpful to split hairs about which denomination is worse


Catholics have at least shown willingness to reform and empathise.


weird, it's like he cranked up the music when he did it.


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Because they're REAL MEN that drive REAL TRUCKS that BURN OIL that THE TROOPS foght for in I-RACK. These men eat REAL RED MEAT everyday and don't have pronouns, unlike you SOYBOY VEGAN BUG-EATING M@SK-WEARING V@((IN@TED NPC SOCIALIST DEMOCRART BETACUCKS.


>Catholics have at least shown willingness to reform and empathise.
Lol, LMAO even. Most prot demoninations have let women become pastors for decades now.


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Anonymous sources report Matthew Perry executed by drowning on orders of President Trump.




>the repvblicans have no non-zionist option


>tfw no schizo qpilled greenscreen gf


It's not me against the world, it's us against the world
Trump/JFK Jr. 2024


>Wild Disneyland brawl erupts with kids, strollers caught in the middle
>It’s a brawl world after all.
>Shocking video from Disneyland shows a group of adults in a wild melee over the weekend across from the Mad Tea Party ride at the famed Anaheim, Calif., theme park.
>At least five men and women were seen shoving, punching, kicking, and wrestling with each other close to several children, the video shared on Instagram shows.
>It was unclear what led to the dustup, which saw the brawlers nearly knocking over a baby stroller as they threw wild haymakers at each other.
>An Anaheim police spokesman said the department assisted Disneyland Resort Security in responding to the fight.
>“No arrests were made and the incident remains under investigation,” the official said.
>Disneyland did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
>Last year, Disney took the unusual step of reminding guests not to fight with each other at the “Happiest Place on Earth” following an uptick in melees.
>Two people were banned from Walt Disney World this spring after they attacked another family who asked them to move out of the way of their photo op.


<Two people were banned from Walt Disney World this spring after they attacked another family who asked them to move out of the way of their photo op.
The level of self obsession present in such a country where nearly 40% of adults are unemployed ahahahaha


Does Trump even acknowledge the Q tards? It seems like he hardly interacts with his fans.


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President Trump makes his Veteran's Day address.



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Wow the word fentanyl has a lot of SEO.

>Deep Web Fentanyl Laced Computer Virus Spreading Through Email?

>The Next Solar Eclypse Will Have Fentanyl, Top 10 Best Deals On Bunkers
>Libraries May Be Harboring Fentanyl Laced Books, Educate Them With [sponsor] Instead


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The first shots in the War on Christmas has begun…


imagine getting upset on toys


i can kinda understand getting mad at transgender nutcracker (very subtle) because of the culture war shit reactoids are fed but being mad at santa for literally just being black is thingnoticer-tier


unicorns are unbiblical


But a black santa is much more obtuse than the typical globohomo decorations


Unicorns used to be considered highly satanic, but christmas also used to be recognised as a mixture between Yule and Saturnalia, two purely pagan holidays, so theres that


This is like, comfy outrage. LO-FI posts to read while you study and so on.


Back in the aughts there was an online-radio station that had a robot voice reading spam emails over meditation music. Maybe it's time for a revival of that, with a voice reading Jack Chick and tweets about the globohomo menace added into the mix creating a richer experience.


He's not just black, he's also in a wheelchair.


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honestly, war on christmas hysteria feels low key and sedate after how things have gone the past 10 years


>…woke Santa
A lot of these terminally online zoomers think black people popped into existence in 2007 only to annoy them.


I mean tbh is black and in a wheelchair, I'm not gonna say that black disabled people are inherently 'woke' but obviously the company knew what it was doing when it commissioned 200000 of those baubles to be made


> the company knew what it was doing when it commissioned 200000 of those baubles to be made
Presumably that people would buy them.


I really hope the letter shit is real and catches on but neither is true. Still would be funny to make some random ass state senator OD in their office lmao


how can you say this only 1 year after the worst attack in war on christmas history?


>Why is delusional behavior becoming more of a burger thing?
Late-stage empire, I guess. Here's a good example of this. SpaceX Starship recently exploded again and they're actually trying to spin this as a success. They actually say this rocket will be landing on the Moon in less than two years. Maybe Trump really will be reinstated with JFK Jr. at his side by the time Starship HLS lands on the Moon. <_<


showing this to conservative relatives at thanksgiving and telling them its real


the news was just repeating Elon's fantastical claims that it will carry a hundred people into space lmao. after watching this vid no way is it suitable for human transport


The space bubble is a very big pyramid scheme that funnels dark money into it. They just have to shoot up a couple of rockets now and then to show that its working.


I hope >>472472 is right and Elon's space shit is just a money hole for people to move their money around with/get scammed by Elon cuz I feel like if he seriously tries space missions people are going to die horrifically.


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I was hearing this VC talk about how space is the magic words you need to sell any startup. You have to explain whatever your business is, is just a stepping stone to space stuff. Like there was this motorcycle suit company and their whole pitch is that the motorcycle suits are just a building block to make space suits for Mars. Because none of the VCs want to invest in an Earth focused company with no plans for space based growth.

Lol. Musk is going to surely be dead before a human steps foot on Mars. I guess he's already cemented himself in the annuls of history and will be remembered as one of the greats by the federation.

I hate sci-fi nerds.


>I hope >>472472 is right and Elon's space shit is just a money hole for people to move their money around with/get scammed by Elon cuz I feel like if he seriously tries space missions people are going to die horrifically.
Who cares? People die everyday.


Pretty much
A lot of speculators are also just old clueless guys who think anything high tech will deliver on its promises. In any case musk is an "ideas guy" who just draws up concepts then hires engineers after the fact, like steve jobs.
Thunderf00t has obviously done a good job on debunking his entrepeneurial futurism with basic science.


God, this new star trek sucks so much ass


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Debunking space fantasy is like debunking the flat earth or creationism or etc. It's completely false on the face of it. There is nothing of value in space. Every square meter of Earth is infinitely more valuable than a square meter of Mars or The Moon or Venus. Even if asteroid mining could be made cost effective, there is no reason to send humans into space instead of doing it all autonomously. People are just in love with their Buck Rogers fantasies. Space shit has always been nothing more than a dick measuring contents for superpowers which is why it died off with the end of the Cold War and picked up again with the start of the New Cold War.


Its a very reddit thing to be obsessed with space and le "small blue marble" and all this covert nihilism in order to de-politicise science. Thats why all this stuff explodes with pop science in the fukuyamaist period of the fall of the USSR.
When people literally say "i believe in science" you can read through the lines if you have common sense and history on your side.


To keep debunking space shit is so pointless. But besides all the practical considerations that make it pointless. Even assuming we have entire suspension of disbelief. The only way to sell space is to invent a need which doesn't exist in the first place.


>“This Earth can support 10 billion people. The solar system can support a trillion people, and we can continue to grow our civilization and grow our energy intensity,” said Bezos.


>‘There won’t be enough people for Mars’: Elon Musk warns about population collapse. See posts

We don't even need a habitat for a trillion people. It's just insanity. Besides the fact it's an impossible fantasy: THERE IS NO DEMAND AT ALL.


>>472488 me
I've thought about this issue a lot because I've considered writing Sci-Fi shit and wanted to do realism, but the more I research it, the more insane it is. What the fuck are these trillion people going to be doing? To reach these levels of sci-fi fantasy we will have to have greater and greater technology, greater and greater productivity. Like I can't even conceptualize it. We already see even at our current technological level birth rates plummet to below replacement level. So even assuming people magically want to start having replacement level birth rates, living in a super technological society, like what the fuck are they going to be doing? There will be no need for all these fucking people.

The Bezos fantasy is the most disgusting. He imagines people will accept living in shit space stations and the Earth will become a giant planetary nature preserve. Like why tho? Why can't we just perfect life on this planet and just live on the good sphere? Why the trillion? Why ever increasing "energy intensity?"


>The Bezos fantasy is the most disgusting. He imagines people will accept living in shit space stations and the Earth will become a giant planetary nature preserve. Like why tho? Why can't we just perfect life on this planet and just live on the good sphere? Why the trillion? Why ever increasing "energy intensity?"
And why would people voluntarily leave the good sphere? I guess that would make an interesting sci-fi never done before. The forced mass deportations of Earthlings to turn Earth into this Yellowstone.


Bourgeois fuckers watch Elysium and unironically think to themselves "damn, I wish I could escape the filthy plebs to a heckin' space stationerino like this".


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bezos is gundampilled. billions must awaken as newtypes


Cope, we're going to space and you'll live to see it


It isn’t. There is still a multi-trillion dollar industry in space. This includes communication, espionage, weather monitoring and warfare.
It will only get bigger as launch vehicles get cheaper.


And this multi-trillion dollar industry also gives edgy kids and jaded contrarians the Internet on which they can deny its importance and potential. Truly poetic.


Why do you think we're on satellite internet? LMAO you have to be a tech illiterate retard to be a scifi fag.


No arguments, just gotchas and assumptions.


I posted an argument. Someone here COULD be on satellite internet but the chance is very low. satellites have little to nothing to do with the internet. Try to keep up.


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President TRUMP makes his Thanksgiving address.


trump boomer memes are so quaint and frankly queeny


Hey, at least some of the kids who grew up there made some pretty good emo/sad music. They also became drug addicts or killed themselves but hey.

I also had this thought that growing up in the suburbs and then ending up in Iraq is the same settis as growing up in some village in the russian empire and ending up in the trenches in WW1. Like you ain't even know what a "german" is up to that point, now you're getting machine gunned in the middle of europe.


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>it's real


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the fact that it's fucking ai generated too makes this a certified burgerpunk gém


Only burgerpunk thing here is the parade itself.


A very special Thanksgiving guest…




>haha look at those bugmen in north korea they worship their leader


new bvrgerpvnk just dropped


>Company makes products people will buy
>It must be the company's fault!



Did YOU buy your ULTRA-MAGA honey on Cyber-Monday to support the J6 patriots in the DC Gulag?


For some reason, conservatives themselves seem to not grasp the whole "free market" thing.


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now this is bvrgerpvnk


This cannot be real.


too bad, kkkrakkka, the victims of kkkapitalism memorial fovndation says it's real


anon are you seriously believing this


it's trve…


I'm okay with this.


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are you implying I didn't?


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Picture this:
>It's Christmas
>You are fighting over the last Hatchimal Tickle Me Elmo
>You pull out your tactikool M1911 you bought in case Russia, China, BLM, MS-13 and ISIS teamed up to invade your suburban neighborhood and burn it down
>You shoot the gun into the ceiling
>You're walked out of the store in handcuffs while these toys are singing in the background
It's like the end of a Werner Herzog film.


Do you think I could gotten scott free for storming the capital If I wore a face mask, didn't bring my phone, parked far away enough?


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>You pull out your tactikool M1911 you bought in case Russia, China, BLM, MS-13 and ISIS teamed up to invade your suburban neighborhood and burn it down
Have you ever watched the chuck norris film Invasion U.S.A.? this is litteraly the same plot.


>Norris said he got the idea to make the film after reading an article in Reader's Digest that said hundreds of terrorists were running loose in the United States. "I thought, 'Boy, that's scary,' " he said. " 'What if some guy on the order of a Khomeini or a Khadafi mobilized those guys and started sending them out to every major city?'… I know it's going to happen, and even in the movie, the head terrorist says, 'It's so easy because of the freedom of movement in this country.' So we're really accessible to this. The movie is not meant to scare people, but to make us aware of a potential problem."


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The belt is in backwards, in my professional opinion I do not believe this gun can be fired.


this is one of my least favorite psyops


Burgerpunk 2025


Everything they complain about is the product of the free market.


Rightoids will unironically blame the customer too, like with them blaming casual gamers for… buying AAA games with microtransactions.
They don't even believe in free market, what they want is a market catered specifically to them, that's why they want to subsidize "patriotic" corpos.


Didn’t Jackson Hinkle get triggered over this game? Lol


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The PatSoc fears the Burgerpunk


we knew he was a shill all along


more like controlled opposition


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>PONTIAC, Mich. (FOX 2) - A 59-year-old home inspector who was caught on camera during a home inspection pleasuring himself with an Elmo doll in 2021 has been convicted after a trial of just one day.
>Kevin Wayne VanLuven of Clarkston, was convicted on Wednesday of aggravated indecent exposure after authorities said he used a child's Elmo doll to pleasure himself during the home inspection.
>VanLuven was arrested in April 2021 by members of the Sheriff’s Office Fugitive Apprehension Team after video from March 21, 2021 showed him walking through a child's room during a home inspection.
>The couple told detectives they let VanLuven and the buyer’s real estate agent into their home and left during the inspection. The woman who owned the home had a camera in the nursery and, when VanLuven walked into the room, her phone received a notification.
>She opened the app and said VanLuven began touching himself. That's when she started recording and VanLuven picked up an Elmo doll from the nursery floor and appeared to be pleasuring himself with the doll. He then returned it to its original location.


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America salutes its veteeras that have made the ultimate sacrifice for the American way of life. Remember them and thank our veteeras as you sit at at McDonalds drive-thru getting home from picking up your gas-powered snow blower from Home Depot.


this editing assumes I'm so stupid
>check out his reaction
I already did you dumbasses, why are you rewinding it and pausing it


They call it "satire" but the scenes in the montage are all just actual headlines about Florida.

Obviously the elmo toy was asking for it. What was it wearing?

>getting home from picking up your gas-powered snow blower from Home Depot.
pfft gas powered blowers are so 1990s.
These days people use lithium battery powered blowers.


Why though?



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Florida is a parody of itself.


Shaaayy you know you can't post antisemitic propoganda


Israel is antisemitic. The propaganda about jews is a mirror reflection of zionist behavior.


Yeah, but that comic was made by an actual nazi, so your post is kinda sussy.


Im more afraif of the domestic citizens.

Yourr more likely to get shot up or ran ilover by some crazy entitled white person.


But the ziggers on the ukraine war thread say this guy is based?


ridiculous…. even in the 50s kids walked to school


The first generation of Protestants actually bammed Christmas celebration because they thought it was decadent.


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Are YOU getting your limited edition TRUMP DIGITAL TRADING CARDS?


half this thread is just boring ass trump derangement syndrome. Give me the real burgerpunk


Shay's retarded
>Israel is antisemitic. The propaganda about jews is a mirror reflection of zionist behavior.
True but A. Wyatt Man was an actual nazi you dumbass


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>half this thread is just boring ass trump derangement syndrome. Give me the real burgerpunk
Trump and his cultists are Burgerpunk incarnated. It's unreal. Believing that Trump is actually still President is, believe it or not, one of the less crazy things they believe. We're literally seeing the genesis of a new religion right before our eyes. In a few decades, people will be making pilgrimages to see Trump relics like in Medeval Europe. It'll be like STALKER meets the Canterbury Tales.


Youre right
Trump and Q is even bigger than conservatism(tm) rn. The truther movement is mainstream and spreading across the anglosphere.


>Believing that Trump is actually still President is, believe it or not, one of the less crazy things they believe
Not really, their conspiracy theories aren't that inaccurate in hindsight, it's just the conclusions they draw from them that are crazy. The conclusions they draw from their theories are crazier than believing Trump is still a president. They believe in satanic cabals and that Trump is a messiah who came to Earth to get rid of all the liberal satanists in the Deep State.


The craziest thing is believing that the billionaire trump is a revolutionary


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>Texas megachurch is slammed for extravagant Christmas service with 1,000-strong cast, live camels and flying angels

>Prestonwood Baptist Church in Dallas has gone viral on social media for its yearly The Gift of Christmas show - a Vegas-style spectacle that retells the story of the birth of Jesus.



>Prestonwood Baptist Church in Dallas has gone viral on social media for its yearly The Gift of Christmas show - a Vegas-style spectacle that retells the story of the birth of Jesus.
The most bourgeois way to celebrate Christianity: turn it into a bombastic show with as much money spent on theatrics as possible.


Why was it slammed? It looks epic


It does tbh. Still shows how Christianity is just another marketing tool for capitalists to make lots of money.


Well sure
But all art and culture is commodified under capitalism so i dont have a problem with it specifically


I mean, it does make you think if the Republican version of Christianity is a distinctly bourgeois interpretation of the Bible and whether Republicans have adopted Christianity because of these impressive shows and eccentric orators rather than because they've read all of the Bible. The progressive interpretation of the Bible already goes against the conservative one and yet it is more consistent with the idea of "loving thy neighbor" IMHO so one does wonder how they interpret the Bible and if they even read it at all.


> Believing that Trump is actually still President is, believe it or not, one of the less crazy things they believe.
Yes. Qanon is schizo. and so are democrats who think the "walls are closing in" on him and that he's "going to jail"


they should have done the passion instead and sprayed the audience with blood


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Base-Baal: America's pastime…




Why is she criticizing her friend when she herself took out her phone to record this instead of just going on with her day




Why are bodybuilders always such pieces of shit?


Insecurity and inner turmoil that they aren't able to address properly


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This, basically
Occasionally they are really chill dudes that just want to be healthy and strong, but the hobby also sadly fosters the type of person that’s driven by their own body image issues.


Jackson Hinkle moment


Coming soon to Netflix, Prime Video, Roku, iTunes, Hulu, Crunchyroll, Youtube (Free with ads) and a theater near you…


He always depicts himself as some hunk. He appears to be insecure over his own weight. Remember when he claimed he was 215 lbs?


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Has anyone seen retards online say that this famous Burgerpunk classic is "misleading" or "not even in the city limits" of the original location? Have these people actually BEEN to the US? For anons who haven't been here, I can't overstate how these memes are NOT an exaggeration about scenes you can find in probably every state outside the Northeast. And not just in the middle of nowhere but in/near populated areas.


Three years ago, on this very day, the Dementors, led by the Russo-Chinese puppet Donald Trump, stormed Hogwarts to prevent Joe Biden, our generation's FDR from becoming President. Fortunately, the police managed to beat back the deplorables. This election, Donald Dump will be back on the ballot. If he wins, his puppet masters, Vladimort Putler and Sheev Xitler will overthrow the liberal world order and end the New Peace that has brought prosperity to the entire world. Drumph is going to implement Project 2025, destroy our institutions and turn America into Literally Nazi Germany. He is going to dissolve NATO, help Putler against Ukraine, sell Taiwan to the CCP (ChiNazi Capitalist Party), allow Venezuela to take over Guyana and let Hamas and Iran take over Israel and drive the Jews into the sea. IF YOU BERNIE BRO MISOGYNISTS AND TEENAGE TANKIES DON'T CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE AND VOTE BLUE IN 2024, THIS IS LITERALLY GOING TO HAPPEN!!!


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never stop riding with biden


Are the previous burgerpunk threads archived anywhere? Some Kino in there


Bleak shit




This specific picture is from a spot that's basically in the middle of nowhere, just somewhere that the interstate highway runs, so that people have a place to stop and get food and gas. And while the layout is very much characteristic of that kind of place, it has also become pretty typical in actual cities too.



this is a place called Breezewood


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Reddit moments…


hehe it says uyghur


First proposal is good thought.


Naughty boy we don't use the hard r in this God-fearing house


People complain about how this famous picture of the location, Breezewood, is inaccurate. I don’t see how through. Likewise, there are plenary of locations just like this.


>that second image
no mention of how the korean peninsula became divided in two in the first place


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just found this old gem on the hard drive when searching for something else


Alaska is truly the blackest heart of reaction, the murder rate there is unreal and there's practically no public services, everything is just a death cult in service to the oil wells


Yet, people think passive eugenics is bad?

This is why I say parenting should not be a free right.


TBH the people like this guy (right wing, wife, goes to church, lives in suburb) are probably the most likely to get approved for parenting though


unfortunately so.
And whats sad is right wing religious suburbs tend to have alot of freaky-deaky shit going down.

Protestantism is ruining the name of Christianity.


not sure if burgerpunk or just sad


that's such a gross thumbnail. the widely acclaimed speaker, writer, journalist, and political analyst Caleb Maupin's nemesis did a video on this dude and how scummy he is


Yeah, it is. I know next to nothing about him but the fact he pushed a product in the middle of a video about cancer alley did seem tasteless.


Is your morning coffee AMERICAN enough?
FUCK your candy-ass "bulletproof" coffee that isn't even bulletproof.
A REAL AMERICAN drinks coffee heated by THERMITE.



who is the widely acclaimed speaker, writer, journalist, and political analyst the widely acclaimed speaker, writer, journalist, and political analyst Caleb Maupin's nemesis? And isn't everyone and his grandma at this point his nemesis considering the amount of people he has blocked on twatter.


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>german assault rifle


wtf is this


lmao who is paying for this shit


of course you have to pay for it, i hope you're not thinking of stealing this beautiful art anon


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GOD gave us TRUMP to be a shepherd to mankind.


i hate rich people (especially women) so much it's unreal


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Book your Trump Tesla MedBed today!


wow it fixes your neurons AND your protons? sign me up



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This may be the most important Superbowl of our lives. The entire world will be watching, knowing that history will be decided on that day…


It's all because Christian McCaffery is a manlet white RB (a position typically played by negroes for those who don't know)


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>Father of 5 gets gunned down in a road rage incident
>the killer was trying to cut through a driveway to avoid a red light and got butthurt that he couldn't reach the driveway in time
>blames the truck he was queued behind at the light
>decides to start ramming the truck of the victim
>the victim pulls over and gets out
>gets shot in front of 2 of his kids and his fiance
>dies on way to hospital
>killer gets charged with aggravated assault
>makes 25K bail
>family makes a gofundme to pay 10K for the funeral
>can't raise 10K in time

death to, and i cannot stress this enough, america



how do they have sex


Fingers and oral


They fart on each other.


I hate fat people


What's the deal with compression socks?


fat women are beautiful


probably doggy, most fat people are fat in the front so the woman can still be hit easily from the back. Also guys tend to be fat in the gut which is above their dick so theres room to do so esp. if its a flat ass white girl who somehow becomes fat everywhere else besides her ass.

t. fucked a few fat girls


Culture is just marketing… woah…


Why do I keep seeing this image? Dudes cut in this photo makes him look like he rode the short bus


Gravity pulls blood down and the socks put more pressure on the feet to counteract that and make it easier for the heart to pump blood back up from the feet.

>I am victimized by society not going out of its way to cater to the consequences of my lifestyle causing me to be huge.
We don't need to shame fat people, but we do need to shame this attitude.


I mean I dunno. I kind of sympathise with some of the things they brought up. I'm sure they're right that they get dirty looks constantly. Given that a huge amount of people are obese maybe we should make society a bit more tolerant of them. Obviously obesity is still bad but we need a social solution.


its crewman daniels from star trek enterprise. hes supposed to be from the far future or something in the show


>coffee shop uses AI to measure the productivity of their employees and how long the customers stay in the shop.


>the two sitting on laptops in front of the bar for 1hr15

psycho behaviour


If we do not turn this shit on porky they will invade every moment of our lives with it.
What left parties are even talking about turning this on the capitalists? I don't think people understand the implications of workplace AI. Protected classes will be chatting around the watercooler about how to lobby to bring working hours in line with SK, we will be in an AI hell where our heart rates will be correlated with work output. Small business tyrants with the power of AI. I haven't even heard of a union that's demanding consideration for their members comparable with the consideration demanded by the writers guild.


Funny how the first job that AI made obsolete is the foreman.


people with tech jobs often do their jobs at restaurants. Makes sense. You get to ask for food while you work instead of having to leave the office to get food.


You can't turn the means of production against the capitalist without first seizing the means of production.


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>anyways, so I just kept driving…


strange piggie. didn't immediately mag dump. driver must've been a whitey


These episodes were wild


>the studio just had nazi costumes lying around from all the ww2 movies
>hey dude what if the ayylmaos copied the nazis because uhhhh they did the first broadcast sent into space


How is it psycho behavior to be on your laptop in a coffee shop instead of at home or in a library or something? People work on things in coffee shops because it allows them to be more social if they have the opportunity.

>micromanaging something as mundane as a coffee shop with computers like this
Techbros are determined to innovate away anything worthwhile in life. It's like a death cult but oriented towards making life as miserable as possible.


Are any orgs on the left even talking about it though, like talking about the hell of AI controlled workplaces? I haven't seen it.


Wasn't it that the aliens went back in time and were running the Nazis to stop Starfleet existing?


It just seems really awkward and kind of in the way to be blocking one of the counters for hours and sitting right next to the workers


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Las Vegas! Take control! Take control of your city! This… this is the instrument of your liberation!


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it's all fun and games making fun of delusional retards, but how do you deal with the blackpill of most proletarians being too retarded, spooked, bespectacled and alienated to even be in touch with actual every day reality let alone having class consciousness or any kind of rudimentary understanding of their own political interests.

How can we hope for the liberation of mankind if the average prole is too stupid and brainwashed to even perceive reality properly any more


Shitbull owners are a unique form of Burgerpunk
0 https://youtube.com/shorts/6nYty_uhYV8?si=3uxLjktNZ3Cfxv9P


>>501953 (me)
Not a Shitbull but it’s a similar situation.


WTF BASED PROLEPHOBE??? I too took the Nietzsche pill. Posties. Together. Strong.


This is why I favor with more Blanquist ideas and shoving shit down people’s throats until they accept it.


>This is why I favor with more Blanquist ideas and shoving shit down people’s throats until they accept it.
That's very un-Marxist of you. And you're basically replacing one set of spooks with another, it won't make the workers independent and self-reliant and you won't get past the stage of state capitalism.

With that said, the Blanquists get too much flack for being elitists, I think to some extent they are right. That doesn't necessarily make me a Blanquist though but rather an anarcho-Blanquist or rather an aristocratic anarchist.


Jump off a cliff lmao


What the fuck is that woman's glasses frame and how can she afford to buy on with a McDonalds wage


>Jump off a cliff lmao
Seethe more, utopian.


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Wow I've never been randomly called that (really)
A fine addition to my collection


they gon do this scene and blame hamas


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tiktok idiot records himself provoking and harassing service workers while refusing to say anything, then uploads it to his online hugbox where people talk about the service workers like theyre trash


I think these people are either intelligentsia, PMC or petty bourgeoisie. It is also possible that these are proles and lumpen trying to mimick intelligentsia to feel better about themselves.


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>how OP be looking when writing this comment


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> I don’t need Medicare for All because I have “eternal health care” from God


The truth will out


I can't believe Q confirmed Taylor Swift got backshotted by oscar the grouch






How compelling. Face the wall please



$1000 a ticket? all to see a generic pop singer? jfc


uyghas are paying 8k for the sportsball competition
Its all relative


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After the Superb Owl…


vgh, kkkonrads, we mvst save the chvrch by larping as martin lvther in this cvrrent year of ovr lord


Marketing, mah guy.


The Protestant revolution became such a big phenomenon not because it was a simple religious reformation, but because it justified a total revolution against the decrepit Feudal regime upheld by the Pope and his monarch chronies.
You can see this today too. With religious reactionaries, the most popular ones are the ones who combined religion with demands for social justice, rant against corruption and discrimination, basically anti capitalism. Because surprisingly most people don't want to die in masse just because some abstract talking points about which outgroup is an infidel or not.


>taylor amnesia
Can’t blame them.
Everything about her is forgettable


ngl I def know the type of person your talking about and they are increasing in number but I wouldn't go as far to say they make up the majority of the population. Not to mention the most dedicated conspiracy brained main character syndrome types I do know are endlessly mocked for it. I do still find it very concerning that an increasing amt of people are basically turning to mysticism and magic thinking.


You got to burst their delusional bubble. It has to become too psychologically painful via cognitive dissonance to hold stupid positions. That’s one way. Also making sure they don’t stay insulated within schizo communities where their trash opinions are validated is a start. It’s one of the few instances where I think trolling would be useful in that it would be much harder for them to congregate online without it being disrupted by a shitposters.


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This. Most people over 18 are rabid conspracy theorists in some regard.

Any subject you talk about with people eventually leads politics which goes to conspiracy theories.

IDK why education is mandated when working class adults believe more in crackpot theories than science textbooks.

Every conspiracy theorist loves to talk about everyone else is dumbed down except them.
Yet they bepieve the same shit as everyone else.

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