No.3151[Last 50 Posts]
New burgerpunk thread since the last one reached bump limit a while ago.
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>>>/siberia_archive/1316 No.3154
>>3153>>3152we need to repurpose the suburbs as gulags
No.3155
>>3153>Roman statue avataralways, lmao
No.3156
>>3153So trans supporters are fine?
No.3158
>>3156Well… in the garden of Eden, Eve used to be a man
's rib No.3159
gems
No.3160
>>3157But I just like eating pussy tho
No.3161
>>3157>eating the pussy give you cancerFuck, I’m gonna die
No.3165
>>3151Do anyone hav that video of a dancing cowboy commercial playing while journalists were commenting the Ukraine war?
No.3166
>>3162>video 3 with the frog costumethat is the most class cucked shit I have ever heard.
No.3167
>>3157eating pussy increases your risk of mouth and throat cancer because it increases your risk of HPV. But 90% of people end up getting HPV eventually anyway so it's kind of a moot point.
No.3168
>>3167Plus there is a vaccine against HPV now.
No.3169
>>3168 (me)
On second thought I might confuse with papillomavirus vaccine.
No.3171
>>3152>Mercyful Fate tattooSomehow the most confusing thing about this shit.
No.3175
>>3173The first pic infuriates me.
I don't approve of smothering idealism onto children and justifying it with Bible verses. Especially if it's American pro-war rightism.
No.3176
>>3174zizek really let himself go
No.3177
>>3175since amerimutts circumcise their children, they train them to use lethal dick replacements from an early age
No.3181
Can somebody link the archive of it?
No.3182
>>3179AHHHHHHHH THE FUCKING MARBLE STATUE
No.3183
>>3179Noo not muh heckin paintjoberinos!
No.3188
>>3184>sam hydewhat's his deal? is he a real neo-nazi?
No.3189
>>3178very mundane. It doesn't look like a good restaurant at all. what an experience, everything about it is so weird.
No.3190
>>3187They are just speaking facts, according to the science. The burgerpunk part is routine infant circumcision being done on about half the male babies. It may seem weird to people outside the US to focus on this angle (women's enjoyment of the penis) but it's a direct counter to the prevailing ideology that getting cut is better for women, and a common reason given by parents (including mothers) why they had their son cut (for his future wife).
No.3192
>>3190the burgerpunk aspect is having such little shame so as to wear that in public
No.3193
>>3188he's a post-irony nazi basically
No.3194
>>3192Where are you from, Saudi Arabia? Those are some pretty funny shirts, AND politically relevant.
No.3196
>>3195true but it's worth it if it convinces guys not to let their sons get it
No.3197
>>3151Is the previous burgerpunk thread archived somewhere? There was a lot of good content
No.3202
>>3199the /pol/ face one is just sad. anyone who chooses work over the death of their dad, isn't dedicated to their work, they just hate their dad
that aside, the kikomi comics from that twitteroid terf are pretty burgerpunk
No.3203
>>3202TBH, look how they turned out, you can imagine how their dad was
No.3204
>>3202I look like this and i do this
No.3208
>>3207Is it 99.6% of all households in burgerville or 99.6% of all households that Fox determined as "poor"?
No.3212
>>3210We legit do not need any more males. If you are under 6 feet and/or under 6 inches by the time you are 18 (or so) you should be forced feminized.
End result? Everyone gets sex, no school shooters.
No.3213
>>3212err bigger men = more brutes
big dicks are disgusting
force feminization of bigger men makes more sense. you're welcome.
No.3214
>>3213Nobody is attracted to hairy balding gremlins of middling test levels.
If you're gonna be male, be very masculine. Anything less is loathesome.
No.3215
>>3214>Nobody is attracted to hairy balding gremlins of middling test levels. test is what makes you go bald lol
No.3216
>>3215he's not very smart>>3214Ok sweety. As long as you're into getting pegged or creampied, then you're good.
No.3219
>>3218ngl that little caesars is a vibe
No.3220
>>3218Noir burgerpunk and Cyburgerpunk for me.
No.3221
>>3219ikr?, the neon lights remind me of a neo-noir movie I watched long ago
i have a few more images that are slightly simmilar
No.3224
>>3216>Ok sweety. As long as you're into getting pegged or creampied, then you're good.what the fuck are you referencing schizo
No.3225
>>3223wtf that last ad is dumb even without asbestos
>haha what a silly bitch I burned down the house again with my baby inside, lucky he's wearing this suit he'll be fine No.3226
>>3223man anglos were so fucking backwards socially in the post-war period. we had nearly full equality here then
>asbestos baby suitholy based
No.3227
>>3222honestly slavaburgerpunk is my fav, with furgerpunk being a close second
No.3230
>>3226Yea, Anglos are socially retarded to a T.
It's no wonder why Angloid adults are so easily plagued with insecurities.
If only the Spanish and French were stronger, America would've been more racially egalitarian.
No.3231
>>3228amerimutt mfs be wearing ties in bed
No.3232
>>3229when are we going to stop winning mongolCHADS?
No.3238
>>3237I'm imagining the woman is into it and this is her kink.
I'd love to play abusive 1950s husband and spank my wife on her delicious bottom that I suck the turds out of.
No.3239
>>3237You think that's weird? I'm self-inserting as the wife!
God, please someone step on me. No.3244
>>3241What the fuck is this
No.3245
>>3244It's called line dancing.
I know people do this in Texas and north/north east Mexico. I've seen it in clubs in Texas too (clubbing scene sucks ass in most of the US btw). I believe it started as a country thing, but now it's done to all types of songs.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hW0dt6HT9HkMexican version normally played in 15 year old parties for girls or weddings:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dCxA6Um400QHere's another at a mexican wedding (or so it seems):
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1MibItdEAQs No.3246
>>3245>(clubbing scene sucks ass in most of the US btw). That's because Americans were never big on EDM. It's only either hip hop, punk, country, etc.
The only way to wild out is hit the bar or go to frat places.
I hear in Europe they're more accepting of clubbing.
No.3247
>>3243She had a fridge body.
No.3250
>>3248burgerstan is such a fucking zoo i love it
No.3254
>>3210haha holy shit I can't tell if it's satire or fear mongering. it has the same feel as that 5G child with half their face skeletonized by a phone
No.3255
>>3199The way I see it, liberal capitalists 'embracing diversity' (only to the extent permissible while remaining capitalist) is rich people realizing that if they don't let minorities that manage to get rich feel welcomed by the wealthy class as a whole. said wealthy minorities will continue to feel more solidarity with their working class peers and thus pose a considerable threat to capitalism, using their wealth to diamond tip the spearhead of the revolution. That using idpol and such to divide and conquer the working class is beginning to leave the capitalist class divided too.
This is why we really need to reject idpol and such among each other, because currently many working class people feel more solidarity with liberal capitalists than their fellow proles.
No.3256
>>3223>No more cigarette burns on my skin when I cry too much!what the fuck
Is this an ad from MAD magazine? It has to be.
No.3257
>>3245huh, I always assumed line dancing was done in a line, like a conga line or something.
No.3258
>>3253Honestly one of the more mindblowing things about it
No.3260
>>3259when I worked in a supermarket it wasn't even this bad
No.3261
>>3259when will middle managers work out that literally nobody wants shop assistants to accost them randomly when they're just trying to buy whatever, if people need help they will ask
No.3262
>>3233i dont even know what this means
No.3263
>>3261it's probably just about control
No.3264
>>3262Queer eye is a tv program where they do make overs for people. It's an emotional experience, they try to find out how the people got into shitty positions to begin with and try to fix them at their roots while also giving them a jump start to change their life by making them own their new style.
No.3265
>>3261It's not about what if the customer want it, it's about coercing the customer into buying shit by being an overtly friendedly yet monumentally pushy & annoying shop assistant
No.3267
>>3266That burger too big for her goddam head. If a burger exceeds handheld, comfortable one meal eating it's missing the point.
No.3268
>>3259Who is this Sam, and why must we pray to them?
No.3269
>>3261makes me want to ask for the manager just to call the manager a piece of shit for making them do this and record their ass for tiktok or whatever
No.3271
>>3270that pic is a literal sign of a collapsing society
No.3272
>>3266I’m still in shock that mukbang wasn’t originally an American thing.
No.3277
>>3275Cocomellon for high schoolers.
No.3278
>>3275>war would be good if we didn’t have refugeesRetarded but I prefer the retarded be anti-war at least.
No.3281
>>3212Wrong. We need more males. The problem is gynocentrism.
If anything, we need free range childhood and trun schools into trade workshops.
No.3282
>>3229>doesn't contain near enough grease to satisfy the mongol diet.that explains why Britain doesn't have a mc donald also
No.3283
>>3279Is that tucker carlson segment real??
No.3284
>>3281There is already more males than females (under 65 yo) we don't need more males.
No.3286
>>3285AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK
No.3287
>>3285Burgerpunk Hall of Fame material
No.3288
>>3285What causes presidential orangification? Golf?
No.3290
>>3285Kek. Kkkrackers have to fake spray tan themselves from looking obscene, thereby validating the supremacy of brown chads
No.3293
>>3285Liberalism was defeated by this internal contradiction. They won, potterbros. Orange man good.
No.3294
>>3292Some workers strike
No.3296
>>3295Why I don’t pity smol porky
No.3297
>>3295I dont even "support" shoplifting and other lumpen behavior but following some rando shoplifter for an hour while filming it and still calling the gops afterward is smallbusinessownerism of the hitlerian variety.
Like you either call the cops or you humiliate her to the entire internet, not both.
No.3299
>>3298kek
This pic makes me imagine like an inverted dystopia… you know how there's the common motif of a sterile artificial environment but they put up photographs of a nice vista or they have wall-sized screens showing lush forests or majestic mountains? This pic makes me think of the reverse, where the interior architecture is actually really nice and comfy, like some solarpunk thing but then for some reason they hang up pictures of the shitty burgerpunk world just to have a little contrast and help people appreciate what they have a little more.
No.3301
>>3299…or it's a Canadian car mechanic's waiting room, and he happens to appreciate American car culture.
No.3302
>>3295i want to murder her
i'd take a fucking rock and split her skull
No.3303
>>3295Damn, that's a clip for the ages to pull out any time some idiot tries to claim how the world's problems would be fixed if we just put the lay-deez in charge.
No.3304
>>3303Hey man thats some clever punishment though. Its better than calling the cops who will then stand around doing nothing.
No.3306
>>3304She did called the cops after tho
No.3310
>>3309tag urself, I'm the exxon parking lot diogenes
No.3313
>>3311>white kidsthey are also all girls
karens in larval form
No.3314
>>3179this is counteracted by the dramatic increase of anime stickers slammed on shitty pickup trucks
No.3315
>>3311>omegle, the 4chan troll colonythere's your problem
No.3317
>>3311Lmfao @ the gay voice racist.
No.3318
>>3313Larva would be embroyonic.
Also, theres nothing I hate more than edgy white kids/adults whom use slurs to be funny without warning.
No.3319
>>3316what in the fucking fuck is that
No.3320
>>3312No it's the interior of a world-thong
No.3322
>>3316>cutting the fake cheese with SCISSORSThis shit is 100% intentional rage bait.
Still burgerpunk tho.
No.3323
>>3316What's the purpose of the stuff she made and why is that man crying? I love american culture btw and wish to learn more.
No.3324
>>3316She's pretty so it's okay.
No.3325
>>3285Tucker must really be as thick as two short planks. I don't think he's joking here, even if the segment was written as a joke.
No.3330
>>3329>first vidwhere is his neck?
>last vidpoor kid, being dragged into the fight
No.3332
>>3329Dude looks like a thumb
No.3336
>>3335Lol that guy is actually clever. That's a temporary tattoo or a photo of someone else or nicely shopped in. A new tattoo would be red and inflamed.
No.3341
>>3333Brooke Shields had an elaborate nude photo shoot in a victorian bath tub at age ten. I saw it back when it was still legal.
No.3343
>>3341so much pedophilia in anglo Saxon societies
No.3347
>>3335the black obesity thing is unironically true
areas with a historically black population are underdeveloped and have less access to quality food, which is associated with a much higher level of consumption to get any nutrition from the shitty empty calorie foods
>>3346who mentioned Japan?
both are pedo af
No.3350
>>3345Lifted truck in NYC lmao
No.3352
>>3348how long before we get automated active violence trained to shoot people laying down that accidentally lights up someone who trips
No.3357
>>3356For context its a fox news segment about unruly and lawless n words in chicago doing donuts… ON THE STREET! IN THEIR CARS!
No.3360
>>3359he looks like the perfect fusion of the american la creatura and an incel
No.3362
>>3361lmao a gay /pol/tard is gonna be president of chicago
there's still hope for burgerland
No.3368
>>3367what if the rapist enjoys girlcock?
No.3369
>>3367Obviously fake because that would atract hate crime attacks
No.3370
>>3367Hate crime simulator
No.3373
>>3366damn i kinda want an slightly autist gf
No.3374
>>3331second pic look like goatse
No.3377
>>3376Why not just register with a resume to become one normally?
No.3378
>>3377according to the article he abused a minor
No.3381
>>3380But
Why did he do that?
No.3382
>>3177Americans dont train their kids in anything. In fact, they train their kids to only get ready for school and church. They punish adults whom train their kids.
Thats why we have so many clueless consumers.
No.3383
>>3381>>3376>>3380>>3379>>3378>>3377This sounds like severe autism or something. Probably may have right wing slant to him.
And hes Floridian?
Truly Florida is the cesspool for all of white America's rejects.
No.3384
>>3381IDK why, but many abusers are themselves abused, and child abuse is widespread.
No.3385
>>3384Because children are seen as alter egos to be used and abused.
This system of non labor confinement for children is ironically worse.
No.3386
Usonia shall be nuked for the good of humankind
No.3388
>>3387They give the continent a bad name
No.3390
>>3246When Amerifats dance to EDM, they cause earthquakes.
No.3392
>>3389During that time period, they used up so much gasoline while trying to leave that a local gas station ran out of gas twice. At minimum, they used 8,000 gallons of gasoline, assuming every car used that station and they only filled the station up with gas AND the gas station was nearly out initially (neither of these scenarios are likely true). Each gallon of gasoline contributes to 17.4 lbs of CO2. Therefore, they ended up releasing at a minimum of 139,200 lbs or 69.6 tons of CO2 in the atmosphere. Reminder, this was over a period of around 10 hours.
No.3394
>>3393I think you meant Osea.
No.3396
>>3395>Bi moms squatting while breastfeedingwhat the actual fuck
don't bring an infant to a gym
No.3399
>>3395Sometimes I see shit like this and the only way I can make sense of it is that it was written by ppl who hate the gays. I can’t think of another reason why someone would write something so dumb.
No.3402
>>3401How many 9/11s so far? Chile, Libya, America?
No.3403
>>3348maybe it would be more efficient to cut down bourgeois cunts?
No.3404
>>3273this is gayer than gay sex wtf? RVTERN
No.3407
>>3405lol
literally "these blast points… too accurate for sand people."
No.3410
>>3407My favorite thing about that line was that imperial stormtroopers then spent the rest of three movies missing absolutely everything they shot at by a country mile.
No.3412
\>>309040
I'm in this video and I don't like it. IDK whether it's better or worse here.
>no bike lanes
>big stroad through the middle of town
>barely any sidewalks
>no space to walk anywhere off the side of the road, so you have to drive just to go down the street most of the time.
>at least there's no really big intersections
No.3413
>>3412>>3409oh I forgot
>zero public transit No.3414
>>3409lmao burgeroid cities look like the backrooms
No.3417
>>3409i dont see what's wrong with this specifically
it's hella empty ig? idk where this is but it's nicer than most places.
The real ennui and isolation people are feeling is just the lack of proletarian organization, smdh. Like entitled people want there to be "stuff going on" in a city or "something to do" - fam you can go to work, you can play vidya in your house, you can go take a boombox outside and chill with friends, you can bike, you can go to bars and restaurants. But people always be like "this isn't
doing something though", and the only answer must be that they either want a life fed to them intravenously like TV is but more social and irl, or they just want to feel like theyre actually interacting with their world, instead of inhabiting the barren exterior of society, like its fr some abandoned shell of a society, but thats capitalism! Bring money or fuck off. Orrrr, join up within your place of work and based on class so you can actually be active in your own life and in transforming ur world.
America is a shithole and yeah there should be public transit and more mixed zoning, but this ain't that. This is just some business park section of what looks like a decently bourgie city. Some ppl find a problem with everything when the problem is them. The guy in this vid is probably some well paid tech zek.
No.3418
>>3417> Like entitled people want there to be "stuff going on" in a cityno
the point is that the infrastructure is centered around cars and a pedestrian being able to walk through the area is an afterthought.
No.3419
>>3417>America is a shithole and yeah there should be public transit and more mixed zoning, but this ain't that. This is just some business park section of what looks like a decently bourgie city.This is what the whole country looks like now.
No.3420
>>3417>you can go take a boombox outside and chill with friendsliterally no one does that
No.3421
>>3420Lol this.
>>3417The only people on the streets are the drug dealers, the prostitutes, and the homeless. They're not as bad as the robbers but still it isn't a picturesque society. Also the main point is it's not preferable walking right next to a major roadway.
No.3423
>>3417You talk like a tele-evangelist.
No.3424
>>3422Not to get in the way of your nice story, but you're pointing to someone with the flu and saying "well, that's not bad, mine is worse" as if that's not something to be concerned about. That's rationalization.
No.3425
>>3424Yeah I agree with his post, but it gets much worse. I speak as a man who has walked through those muddy grass embankments. It's worse than you could imagine.
No.3426
>>3425Eh, I guess I was too argumentative.
Anyway that does sound pretty bad. If someone's taking a trolley, I assume they're somewhere that people would reasonably be expecting to walk, and yet it's just grass. Even in outer suburbia I can go kilometres without needing to <_< , >_> touch grass at all.
No.3428
>>3427Yeh I noticed it was prolly somewhere in Europe in pic. Ironic that was the best pic that came up when I searched walking on interstate.
No.3429
>>3406Trump did 9/11 confirmed
No.3430
>>3418i get that, and we 1000% need transit, but almost all places got busses at least, and u see this is like some big business park area near some probably bourgie suburb area as far as i can see. The roads are nice, it has lots of trees, it has sidewalks and walking signs, there's no homeless. This area aint the area to critique. Shit is big. The desire for everything to be human-sized is understandable but also just kind of naive when commercial areas take up tons of space, and many ppl want to live further from the inner city. There's a difference between petite-bourg bellyaching about inconveniences and the world not living up to ur personal desires, and like actual problems hurting ppl, not just psychically with the long roads. Idk, maybe this guy has to commute super far to a shitty job. But it looks like he lives in a nice area and is criticizing the size/length of this area by a main road, and maybe the emptiness as it's a place for commuting thru. I guess it's verging on grandstanding at this length of thought im giving to this but really just there's so much of this shit on tiktok+reddit and it gets reposted places by real leftists and like… it waters shit down because it's just trying to make a negative mood about something where i cant even see a clear negative or harm there, and not an exemplary one for sure.
>>3419no.. .i live here and have been many places in this country. 99.99% of the country is not a clean business park lmao. Even cities are mostly residential.
>>3420>>3421i've done this h8rs, and other ppl do this shit. Try having fun sometime, touch grass, etc. My point was that ppl complain about their ennui when it's totally self-made and there's shit they could do to fix it, its a problem of bourgeois ideology.
>only ppl on the streets are drug dealers, prostitutes, and the homelessbro go outside, PLEASE. You are in urgent need of caressing chlorophyll containing carbon
>not preferable walking next to a major roadwaywhy?? people walk on the side of the freeway lmao, there's trees and sidewalks here, it's a high tier place to walk - but also it's not like this is the only place to walk if u want scenery. This is just a guy, choosing to walk by a road. Is the problem that there are sidewalks by the road? The alternative is worse. Like I said, some ppl are just making up problems to justify their prior feelings about the world being bad. Yeah, it is, now go touch grass, hang out with ppl from ur work, join a party, and post burgerpunk and not burger clean-cut.
>>3422I know this shit! I used to have to walk 5 miles, half in a ditch by the side of a road with no shoulder, to pay rent. (Fuck america and the anti-pedestrian infrastructure) Sweet af story comrade.
BTW ppl im not trying to diminish, but contextualize and call shit how it is. When u see a guy being unhappy about living in a well off area, with relatively nice and pedestrian-friendly infrastructure, just for being empty, not in the city-center, etc., i gotta call that out as being some sort of ennui or petite-bourg vibes getting justified with this vid, cause otherwise it doesn't really show a bad picture. Those feelings aren't wrong, but i persistently see ppl who have those feelings and never try to get to the bottom of it (which would lead them to organize), and instead they just play the "woe is me" card while living materially ok lives. It's important to know the difference! Everyone complains all the time. Rich people complain. Aristocrats used to complain. Everyone has something to complain about, so it's very important (imo, ig) to delineate socialist (aka proletarian) criticisms from just any bellyaching. Like sometimes i check out what's happening on /r/antiwork and i see all kinds of posts complaining about their boss being against remote work… makes me remember how dumb it is to not be classist and able to delineate actual problems from hassles/theoretical problems.
No.3431
>>3430>i've done this h8rs, and other ppl do this shit.maybe you have, but other people certainly dont.
No.3432
>>3431im sorry your life is devoid of joy, friendship, happiness, and that your surrounding environs are the same. But no need to be a sour h8r. I've seen other ppl do this shit, in diff cities even. Listening to music with ur friends and walking, riding bikes, or just chilling in a park is normal shit. Maybe covid ruined your perception of the world due to short zoomie average attention spans. While I sympathize with your condition, as it is truly tragic to live such a deprived life, I must request you to cease and desist being a h8r
No.3434
>>3433Also, this film got taken down from youtube and thought it might be a good opportunity to call attention to it.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6dt8ji No.3435
>>3433commercial areas also wouldnt take up so much space if there wasn't 1000 different brands of every product
No.3437
>It's a commercial district!
<not a single fucking store on sight
???
No.3438
>>3436mormonism is an essential burgerpunk religion
No.3439
>>3436whenever I read LDS I read it as LSD
No.3442
>>3441perfect balance between based and cringe
No.3444
>>3443I wouldnt call first a Karen necessarily depends if she means with siren or without. It's true a lot of people do not pull over when they hear a siren in the US whether police car, fire truck, ambulance or EMT vehicle. Though the problem partially stems from how US sirens have a sound it's harder to identify if someone is coming or going at first
No.3445
>>3444She's not talking about using the siren. She wants to cruise at 90 all the time and for normies to make way. She got suspended over this video.
No.3446
>>3445Of course, a suspension for a cop is a paid vacation.
No.3447
>>3444>Though the problem partially stems from how US sirens have a sound it's harder to identify if someone is coming or going at firstHoly shit, yes. Forget about it if you happen to be in the downtown area in between the skyscrapers that bounce sound all over the damn place. The siren could be right behind you, or it could be coming from three blocks away and traveling in the opposite direction. There is no way to tell.
No.3448
>>3446It's painful for them, they desperately want to bully and maybe even murder people~ ;)
No.3449
>>3447You aren't supposed to know. You are supposed to be confused. You are supposed to lie in wait, dreading the approach, wondering if it's coming closer and the danger approaches or if it's moving away and you will be safe. The wailing police siren falls upon your ears from all directions at once, as a horror foreign to normal time and space.
No.3451
>>3445Then yeah that's really entitled and childish.
>>3447They should just make use of the GPS displays so many cars have and have an alert appear that tells you where an approaching emergency vehicle is approaching relative to you or just give them their own dedicated lane. You can't even pull over on a road that is more than two lanes when you're in the middle anyway.
No.3452
>>3451Americans have to get their best infrastructure ideas from East Asia and Wesern Europe.
No.3453
>>3151local schizo on train:
>They suckin' dick in the middle of Ukraine! >They infected me wif AIDS 'cuz I'm Jewish and I'm black! No.3456
>>3454it's funny but they're right THOUGH. stop being a stupidpolyp
No.3457
>>3456>they're right that donuts are just as healthy as vegetables and food is only bad for you if it's spoiled or has allergenswut
No.3458
>>3454>FIGHT THE POWER BY EATING TOBLERONEGoodbye Lenin, we found something better😍
No.3459
>>3456Correct insofar as food should not have a moral category.
The ideological franework is fucking retarded though.
No.3461
>>3455these cars look
extremely hot. i want to
deflower these cars
No.3462
>>3460LMAO a ugly little linebacker cretin like that also shouldered me on the sidewalk when I was in NYC. Jesus Christ that woman.
No.3463
>>3460>>3462don't worry, it's fake as fuck
No.3464
>>3445She got suspended… for 10 hours. With pay I'm sure.
No.3465
>>3463Who knows, White people be crazy. I know from experience. I've had White people of both genders yell at me before I hit them with the "you better call your 9-double-1 henchman before you try and tell me what to do."
But I didn't get in an argument with NYC linebacker midget lady actually. I was actually walking single profile with my friend to not take up space and she shouldered both me and him. Seemed like it had to be intentional. Insane people them new yahkwers.
No.3466
>>3465Akshually the Karens never threatened to call the cops on me although I think one I never talked to or saw prolly called them on me. But it's mostly been the male Karens. They deserve a moniker.
No.3468
>>3463Idk that guy makes some genuine faces of confusion and horror that would be difficult to fake.
No.3471
>>3460looks fake and
GAY but believable
No.3472
もし真夜中家を出て逃げれば母が悲しくなるのか?
No.3474
>>3473nazi redditors are my favourite kind of animal
No.3477
>>3475Lmao there's like a 0,5m or more gap between the pole and the seat how do you get that fat
No.3479
>>3478lmao
I would almost respect this mans willingness to piss off everyone who walks up to the counter if he wasn’t most likely a retard.
No.3481
>>3479You know he is closer to the maga hat than the "socialism" shirt.
No.3482
>>3481i don't know about that, che t-shirts used to be popular but wearing them nowadays as a magatard would take an extreme amount of cognitive dissonance, as pretty much every right-wing eceleb in the burgerlands said
>shirt man bad at least three times by now
No.3483
>>347899% sure the shirt says 'socialism sucks' or something
No.3484
>>3482A shirt with Che and the word "Socialism" seems odd. Just Che is okay or maybe the word revolucion would make sense. Or use Marx and "Socialism". Excuse my autism, friend.
No.3487
>>3485oh my fucking god
is steven crowder of all people calling people faggots? the same steven crowder that crossdresses and does gay voices whenever he can?
look at this lad trying not to soyface in his fucking shirt ad, holy shit
No.3488
>>3478>>3485So this kid who must live with his parents and works in McDonalds who likely can barely afford his lifted truck with 100000 miles and a transmission that is on the verge of exploding thinks socialism sucks because capitalism works great for him.
No.3489
>>3488american conservacucks are the least self-aware people on the planet. they unironically think they're middle-class and hate on welfare queens while living in bumfuck nowhere, wisconsin and struggling to make ends meet with welfare and 2 jobs
No.3490
>>3488not to mention he kinda looks like a fag and his shit's all retarded
No.3491
>>3490you're just mad that he isn't a dixie socialist comrade like you thought he was
No.3493
>>3492femboy hands have drawn this image
No.3495
>>3494reeeeee i downloaded it BEFORE i knew to always click on original image
No.3497
>>3496>a Seattle QAnon believer convinced his brother was a lizard person murdered him with a samurai sword.I am trying so hard not to laugh.
No.3498
>>3496Is Qanon the first instance of an internet cult making strides or have there been others?
No.3499
>>3485UMMM ACTUALLY
It doesn't say "fags" I mean that's an offensive racial slur. It obviously says "figs." Only a homophobe would see f*gs and thing "fags."
this is what he actually says No.3501
>>3496That would be funny if it weren't so sad.
It's still pretty funny. No.3503
>>3475> Get active, over there!hehe
No.3505
>>3502I was looking through the top posts and its really depressing, the internet has completely ruined the minds of boomers.
No.3508
>>3499There’s also the insane cope about how it’s figs because the place where ache was executed had fig trees growing around.
No.3512
>>3511>>3510What is this monstrosity?
No.3513
>>3512TLDR American food sucks and is filled with hormones drugs, pollution and you get the gist
One of those hormones is estrogen and likewise a lot of Americans eat this garbage like crazy making women have unnaturally large breasts and men have anger issues
No.3515
>>3510Alright, I’m working on myself and trying to be more tactful in how I approach this subject:
trans comrades, was it really necessary for her to get massive freakish bazongas for her transition, or am I right in saying she is being extra?
No.3516
>>3513>>3512Yes… These are all natural xoxoxox
>>3515She's a teacher and they are not implants, they are prosthetics
No.3517
>>3515No more extra than the cis women who also get humongous tits.
No.3518
>>3515it's being extra but it's funny and i don't think really hurts anyone
No.3519
>>3516>>3515Pretty sure thats breast plates (the thing cosplayers uses) and not breast implants. Which makes it even funnier to me.
God boomerhons are funny
No.3523
>>3485Wasn’t Che like super homophobic?
No.3524
>>3478Motherfucker has lip piercings and a septum ring. That’s only reserved for shitlibs.
No.3525
>>3454I fucking told you that the fat acceptance movement is supported by the food industry.
No.3527
>>3526I have a weird respect for Brennan because he managed to quit being an incel, break free from the reactionary 8ch hivemind, and become somewhat leftist.
No.3528
>>3454>only foods that are bad for you is food that is poisonedDoughnuts are basically poison though
No.3529
>>3454>decolonize your plateWtf does this even mean? Most food you can get at a grocery store only exists because of colonization and its consequences. That goes for much of the modern agribusiness as well.
No.3530
>>3529"decolonize" at this point has fully lost all meaning
No.3532
>>3531Is that Steven Crowder?
No.3533
>>3527When did he have this “incel” mindset?
No.3534
>>3533NTA but probably when he was admin of wizardchan.
>>3500>doesn't know about discordian connections to JFK's assassination>doesn't know about the reinvention of the barvarian illuminati by RAWSub-genii was just the for-prophet front.
No.3536
>>3533Basically this
>>3534He openly admits it as well around 10 minute mark of this video
No.3537
>>3531The huge perking nipples fucking kills me
No.3539
Does anyone have Trump saying "death to AmeriKKKa and death to Israel"?
Why is there no booru for webm
No.3540
>>3539boorus allow the upload of videos
No.3545
>>3542I DON'T WANT TO DRINK CORN SYRUP
I DON'T WANT TO DRINK CORN SYRUP
No.3549
>Wildly myopic view of the Tiger Force in the Vietnam War
This book is shallow, wildly biased, uninformed and does not accurately cover the complexities of the Vietnam war. To top it off this ridiculous book won a Pulitzer - really? This book goes to great lengths to depict the tiger force element as nothing more than murderous thugs while failing miserably at defining the real "tactical" threat the Vietnamese civilians represented. A fact that does not stop merely at the reality of their providing intel and resources to the enemy. But to portray the Vietnamese civilian as "innocent" because they were not carrying weapons is intensely stupid and offensive. This book takes a stab at (and fails miserably) at assessing the possible psychological consequences that killing people can have on the mind of an American teenager. Then somewhere around page 210 or so just when operation wheeler is about to begin.. the idiot authors launch into the point of view of a genuine JACK ASS in CID (criminal investigation division) Regardless, you should not attempt to take on the Vietnam war until you are ready to take on the true underlying motive for the Vietnam war in the first place. To cover up the race war between the whites and blacks in the United States. Where the later emerges (true to form) as more of an enemy of the American people than the Vietnamese could ever begin to be or even hope to be. Who coined the phrase "THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING"
No.3550
>>3548It's not that implausible that she's actually freaking out because of trauma, but the scenario is sus. I wonder what ethnicity the guy filming is.
>>3539I got this one, but this isn't really the thread for it.
>>3532kek
No.3554
>>3550>I wonder what ethnicity the guy filming is.Burgerpunk moment.
No.3555
>>3552this is what people watched before youtube? that's crazy
No.3556
>>3555It was the first kiwi farms
No.3560
>>3557I recognize that corkscrew!
No.3561
>>3559I picture Rainbow Dash with this terrified look on her face, wondering what this weird Chris-chan clone holding her is going to do when he gets to his basement.
No.3563
>>3562lmao
I didn't realize you could draw characters shay
No.3565
>>3564> since i can see the future sometimes in my dreams.I do this too and I normally wake up either terrified or in a much better mood.
No.3566
>>3564Shay, you can't see the future
No.3569
>>3568i wonder what it looked like from the perspective of the researchers. i think it would be pretty funny, just trolling a dude and blowing up some random granny from arizona
No.3570
>>3569It was just about money. What the army did with the body was not of their concern.
No.3571
>>3570This. They got money which presumably went to more research. They didn't use her body for whatever reason, maybe because they had too many to use or because something about her specific cadaver wasn't a good fit for their research. You'd have to know the full story to know if it was actually a bad call.
The issue here is less what specifically happened and more the fact that there is a market for cadavers and an important buyer is the military industrial complex testing weapons. The commodification of people's remains is the issue here, but it's easy to get lost in the specific surreal incidnet.
No.3573
>>3572What are they even pissed about? The Bronx is mostly a dump.
I know personally No.3574
>>3559Furries are 100% Burgerpunk.
No.3575
>>3572I respect his lack of escalation. I'd be too likely to just laugh, continuously.
No.3576
>>3572It'd be nice to get more background. I don't understand what's going on.
No.3577
>>3572Jesus Christ. And they say kids are cruel.
No.3578
>>3576i imagine they were just calling homeless people drug addicts and scum and didn't like being filmed saying those things. that's what city council meetings are like, right?
No.3580
>>3572lmao, burgers are fucking savage. what's with the lack of empathy? was this some kind of conservatard meeting
No.3581
>>3580The only people who have time to go to 'neighbourhood association' meetings are big landlords so yeah basically
No.3582
>>3581fucking explains everything, holy shit i want these leeches gone
No.3583
>>3572These same type of people go to school board meetings as well. Imagine being a teacher and having a room full of these loud-mouth cunts shouting at you (and possibly waving guns around) for allegedly teaching their kids CRT
No.3584
>>3583White suburban adulthood is sociopathy
No.3585
>>3579Bruh where is that from
No.3587
>>3584that's not sociopathy though, they're just disgusting porkies. i swear that every time i see an american freak the fuck out it's always a suburban faggot or a landlord/heckin' wholesome small business owner
No.3589
>>3588hazbros we're winning
No.3591
>>3590Señora escandalosa, ya siéntense.
No.3593
>>3592Is that the guy's real voice?
No.3594
>>3590>WHO IS THIS FORsays Karen who shouts and makes faces adding nothing
No.3596
>>3593no its voice to text
No.3597
>>3587NO YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THEM!!!! THEY MIGHT AVE BASED OPINONS ON THE RUSSIA-UKRAINE FAGGOTRY
No.3598
>>3572Who is this Michael?
No.3601
>>3572Gulags are not enough.
No.3602
>>3600Can't believe cops are going against fundamental USian values now
No.3604
>>3572Friendliest New Yorkers
No.3605
>>3600This is fucked up. They're really targeting teens for eating burgers in parking lots?
This is sociopathic. The Uvalade mass shooter was locked in the school by cops, a Flroida mam was jailed over donut glaze, etc.
This is why nobody respects policemen.
The sociopathic ones are given too much reign.
No.3607
>>3600what the fuck? this has to be a bit
No.3608
>>3590least deranged burger
No.3609
>>3592b-but i thought walkable cities were le soy
No.3610
>>3600What is sad is that none of these cops are dealt with. There is zero push back.
No.3611
>>3592i'm all for walkable cities, but this guy is insufferable
No.3612
>>3600>>3602Not sure if it’s more American to eat a burger in a parkinglot or be a cop and shoot a kid for eating said burger in said parking lot.
What’s a patriot to do?
No.3613
>>3612synthesis: the pig can eat the burger after killing the teen
No.3614
>>3613Thank you wise marxposter
No.3615
>>3163>domestic supply of infantsThat's fucked up.
Commodification of children is endless with Anglos.
Yet, they think allowing kids to play outside by themselves is child abuse
No.3616
>>3600IN THE NAME OF LIBERTY DROP THAT BURGER RIGHT NOW!
No.3617
>>3600never migrating to burgestan, wtff
No.3618
>>3572i hope all theses savages die
No.3619
>>3600glad to know that all that "defund the police" shit and the summer 2020 riots solved all police violence in the US. everything is fine now, no need to have anything even remotely resembling organizing against this genocidal fascist shithole of a country :)
No.3620
>>3579mein gott! das burgermenchen von amerika!
No.3621
>>3616SHODS FIRED SHODS FIRED
No.3622
>>3572Why is that woman bragging that her 11 yo has a 1000 followers? That’s fucking creepy.
No.3626
>>3622Shee meant her child and she was being sarcastic.
Also it's not particularly creepy. That kid could be a YTP master or something. Not everything is always sexual whenever kids get involved in anything.
No.3627
>>3626Not defending an adult saying his 11 year old has more clout 😭
No.3629
>>3626Nah, it’s fucking weird and she seems like the type of mom that would be fine with that, so who knows.
No.3630
>>3626> YTP masterShe was referring to twitter.
No.3634
>>3631You just know some evil thot would call for some guy to fuck her just so she can mutilate his dick and claim he tried to rape her to try and get out of assault charges.
No.3636
>>3635Particularly trans women. Only a retard wouldn't think this through for more than 2 seconds.
No.3637
>>3636There's retards and there's idiots.
Which one are you?
No.3639
>>3631>just walk around with this penis fly trap all the way inside your vaginaSurely there is something more practical.
No.3641
>>3634Rape laws are probably pretty lax if not non-existent in whatever place women have the need to use this device.
No.3643
Went to a comedy improv show last night, tiny venué, and this bitch in the front row was calling out all the fucking time. Way too early and fat to be that drunk. I mean she wasn't even calling out a punchline, still a dick move but at least tolerable. Nah, this was literally shit like 'haha mansplaining'. A sexist posing as a progressive, 4chan's delusion of tumblr, manifest as a human I'm the fucking front row.
No.3645
>>3642Why even asking if they don't wanna hear the answers?
No.3648
>>3645it's called gaslighting
No.3649
>>3629Again, why is it weird at all?
As long as there's no harm to the kid.
What's weird is the setting/reason she said it.
No.3650
>>3572No cap, this is how fascism took root in the west.
Remember, Ford and Disney were Nazi sympathizers.
White suburbanite board members are worse than ghetto thugs.
These guys would have your house burned down "accidently" by scheduling a shoddy telephone line repair.
No.3651
>>3631>have a man who was willing to rape you forcibly attached to you and in painyeah great idea, way to get punched to death
that said, I appreciate the vengeance.
No.3655
>>3432>Maybe covid ruined your perception of the world due to short zoomie average attention spans. While I sympathize with your condition, as it is truly tragic to live such a deprived life, I must request you to cease and desist being a h8rThat's rich coming from millennial nihikists taking how pop culture is fucked bc "muh political correctness" and how "zoomies are fashies/transhumanists".
All you anti-zoomies are well over twenty five sitting on imageboards whining about "tfw no gf"
No.3657
>>3624darkcel when sees bbc: uohhhhh bbc!!! so epic!!!
darkcel when sees bleaches: Um sweaty this is Racist.
No.3658
>>3656He forgot his backpack.
No.3659
>>3600How many other countries let their state security services murder on a whim? This might be the freest country in history!
No.3660
>>3656What's even happening here?
No.3662
>>3157If eating pussy gives you cancer then hook me to the chemo machine already
No.3664
>>3660the crazy guy was getting broken up with the girl and went psycho instead
No.3665
>>3157what if you wash your mouth afterwards and brush like a good boy?
No.3666
>>3664How did you figure that out?
No.3667
>>3590Wtf is wrong with her
No.3671
>>3670Why are they in a parking lot ?
No.3672
>>3611I completely disagree.
>>3657why make up shit no-one said just to rant about?
No.3674
>>3454>Is Fried Chicken killing black womenIt's killing me I can tell you that for free.
No.3675
>>3670Kanye is literally american fascism
No.3678
>>3663Every single person who is like this must be banned from any socialist group.
No.3679
>>3656I swear to god there is another MKUltra going on.
No.3680
>>3440Where is this? I wish Burgerstan could at least try
No.3681
>>3680it's poland, this in particular used to be one of the cities designed by the communists as a new industrial hub, nowadays it's a krakow district
No.3682
>>3405Intersectional Burgerpunk is now a form of fascism
No.3684
>>3683china is not thoughever
No.3688
>>3655Imagine making up arguments to win since you lost the ones you took. Touch grass.
Also zoomies are transgender lol. You couldn't catch a millenial dead calling themself a valid heckin' asexual enby egg. at most they'll change their pronounds to they/them and fuck strange men.
No.3689
>>3669>>3664News article just says he asked her out. He didn't know her.
>A man who went on a scary ax-swinging rampage at a Manhattan McDonald’s on Friday morning had flipped out after a young woman “rejected” his advances, a witness said.https://nypost.com/2022/09/18/nyc-mcdonalds-ax-swinger-michael-palacios-had-just-been-rejected-by-woman-witness-says/
>But Palacios said that’s not how it went down, claiming the violent incident stemmed from an argument with a patron after a security guard at the eatery refused to let him use the bathroom. https://nypost.com/2022/09/19/nyc-mcdonalds-ax-man-michael-palacios-speaks-out/ No.3690
>>3689Yeah, looks like he had an issue after a security guard threatened to slap him
No.3693
>>3692EAT DA FUGGING DESDIGLES
No.3694
>>3692i love the fucking butter stick in between the balls
No.3695
>>3692I will eat this if it will make my balls bigger.
No.3696
>>3695why do you want bigger balls,
No.3697
>>3692We need a zoomers quit eating weird shit for clout for five seconds tiktok challenge.
No.3701
>>3692god someone please nuke burgers already
No.3702
>>3701nah rocky mountain oysters are delicious
No.3703
>>3702Those are normally cooked
No.3704
>>3689If those fuckers didnt let him use the bathroom they 100% deserve it, he shouldve burned the place to the ground. So tired of these booj fuckers refusing bathrooms while there's nowhere in the city to take a piss
No.3705
>>3704If they won't let you piss in their bathroom, piss on their floor.
No.3706
>>3704>>3656You know, I was thinking after watching this, that he may have pulled out that axe out, threatened them all with it, and busted up a bunch of McDs property. But he also demonstrated a lot of restraint by not using it to inflict bodily harm after getting beat up by three of them. Maybe my standards are too low for people who threateningly brandish weapons but it kind of surprised me.
No.3708
>>3696More sperm, means more semen needs to be produced for them to swim in. Also, the masculine look of pendulous large nuts even higher sex drive would be nice.
However I would cook it at least.
No.3710
>>3696Because I want to look like a donkey, chicks dig it
No.3711
>>3687Glad to see people are getting mileage out of those AI generated bourg images from that one thread :)
No.3712
>>3711Did anyone put them in the booru?
No.3714
>>3713>we can’t go back to being the most spoiled kid on our blockAnd that’s a good thing!
>this is not consumerismBAHAHAHAHA No.3715
>>3713>THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU>literally Toys R UsI only feel bad about the Toys R Us employees tbh. The company folded almost overnight with no warning to any of them.
No.3716
>>3713I'm just waiting for this guy to start any moment kicking off about how its the jews who took this away
No.3719
>>3713Simple nostalgiafaggotry is just preachy and kitsch, but basing your entire political worldview on it makes it petty and pathetic.
Funny thing is, the concept artist who made that falls into the former category but this guy (ironically) projected his ideology on the artist's work and politicize it lol.
No.3720
>>3719>Simple nostalgiafaggotry is just preachy and kitsch, but basing your entire political worldview on it makes it petty and pathetic.It sums up the mind of the Millenial reactionary more than anything else.
>>3718Vid related
No.3721
>>3713Only thing lame was the death of split screen gaming. I remember that happening while I was still a youth. I dunno like 360/ps3 gen? I dunno why TVs got bigger and games stopped supporting 4 player split screen.
Everything else still exists. The toy section at Walmart probably just got bigger and put Toys R Us out of business.
>wooahhh kids these days can't get a console for Christmas!Pokemon cards were always kinda lame. I only ever collected them shit, but I remember how stupid it's supposed to be a card game but I never remember anyone ever playing a match(maybe it was just because I was younger and didn't know MS and HS kids) You were supposed to play with those little mancala beads and stuff. I never got into Yugioh and thought the art was puke worthy, but it was cool at least Yugioh nerds actually played.
Reposting from /usapol/
>got the holofoil Charizard>doesn't put it in a hard plastic sleeve>leaves dirty dishes on top of it<Oh no, baby what is you doin.But this got me thinking? How the fuck do you play with your good cards in the first place? Can you shuffle properly and all that with soft plastic sleeves? You could just leave little defects on the sleeve to tip you off. Trading card games are stupid.
No.3722
>>3721>I dunno why TVs got bigger and games stopped supporting 4 player split screen.because you can sell more copies with online only, and also developers were too lazy to figure out how to make splitscreen work anymore as it taxes the engine to render 4 views at once.
No.3723
>>3719>>3717>>3720Newgene approves 👍
No.3726
>>3724>anthraxreally?
this is the same group of bugmen who make "consoomer" jokes at funkopopettes
is the artist who made this trying to evoke just nostalgia or is he also bitching about new things
No.3727
>>324354
Don't flood the burgerpunk thread with glowops. It's not as funny when you know it's fake.
No.3728
>>3727Hehe. Flood. Because it's a piss related glowop.
No.3733
>>3724Wow. I'm in my early 30s, so I'm guess I'm the world's oldest Zoomer!
Anyway, what makes this nostalgia reactionary isn't just the naked gushing tribute to capitalism, its the era that he is expressing nostalgia for. The 1990s were hell on Earth for the vast majority of the population. Wokal Distance wishes, like the good reactionary he is to return "Home" - to the time when America was the unquestioned sole superpower, Russia was broken and defeated, China was far away and one could make Chechnya, Bosnia, Rwanda and Yugoslavia go away by changing the channel. In essence to return to the end of history. I myself grew up in the 1990s; of course I do feel some nostalgia. I am a human, after all. However, nobody should ever want to go back to the 1990s.
No.3736
>>3724<Aliens poster, Raiders of the Lost Ark poster, Terminator 1 poster, Predator poster, Scarface poster, Evil Dead poster, Ghostbusters merch, the Goonies poster, Bloodsport poster, Rambo 3 poster, Back to the Future 2 hoverboard<Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance poster, Anthrax '86 tour poster, Ozzy Osbourne The Ultimate Sin poster, Dio poster, Twisted Sister poster, Iron Maiden The Trooper shirt, Sabbath shirt, Wasp poster, Motörhead Road Crew shirt, Quiet Riot LP, Peace Sells LP, GnR poster, Dokken Under Lock and Key LP or poster, Slayer patch on jeans, Metallica MTV performance on tv where Hetfield has long hair<NES, Commodore 64, OG Gameboy>I really do be missing the 90s No.3737
Post fat kino
No.3743
>>3741I’m glad that one guy at least tried to calm her down.
No.3745
>>3744Evangelicals will only ever stop when every piece of people's culture have been eradicated and everyone sing pop song about jesus in churches that look like a Taco Bell while a billionaire in a suit scream at them to make them purge the devil because lithurgy is satanic or something.
Theyre even worse than sunni muslims.
No.3748
>>3745Evangelicals make everything into a culture war. They personalize any disagreements/differences from secular/agnostics as immediate antipathy.
I remember growing up in the church when they were talking about how the government wants to remove theological quotes from their dollar bills and pledge of allegiance.
Or how they wanted to take Christianity out of schools replacing them with pagan religions. Being a kid I was sucked into it, UT it wasn't without a bit of indignation.
I notice that the evangelical cult always interprets national history as part of Christian post-biblical canon. All triumphs made by Americans was "grace of god". All failures was because "godlessness."
They're willfully superstitious. They look down on brown people while acting like the stereotypical strawman of said brown people.
No.3750
>>3747w*rlock is a slur, apologize to our wiccan comrades immediately
No.3752
>>3749didn't happen but it would be based if it did
No.3753
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