New burgerpunk thread since the last one reached bump limit a while ago.
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>>>/siberia_archive/1316>>3168 (me)
On second thought I might confuse with papillomavirus vaccine.
>>3173The first pic infuriates me.
I don't approve of smothering idealism onto children and justifying it with Bible verses. Especially if it's American pro-war rightism.
>>3199the /pol/ face one is just sad. anyone who chooses work over the death of their dad, isn't dedicated to their work, they just hate their dad
that aside, the kikomi comics from that twitteroid terf are pretty burgerpunk
>>3210We legit do not need any more males. If you are under 6 feet and/or under 6 inches by the time you are 18 (or so) you should be forced feminized.
End result? Everyone gets sex, no school shooters.
>>3212err bigger men = more brutes
big dicks are disgusting
force feminization of bigger men makes more sense. you're welcome.
>>3213Nobody is attracted to hairy balding gremlins of middling test levels.
If you're gonna be male, be very masculine. Anything less is loathesome.
>>3219ikr?, the neon lights remind me of a neo-noir movie I watched long ago
i have a few more images that are slightly simmilar
>>3223man anglos were so fucking backwards socially in the post-war period. we had nearly full equality here then
>asbestos baby suitholy based
>>3226Yea, Anglos are socially retarded to a T.
It's no wonder why Angloid adults are so easily plagued with insecurities.
If only the Spanish and French were stronger, America would've been more racially egalitarian.
>>3237I'm imagining the woman is into it and this is her kink.
I'd love to play abusive 1950s husband and spank my wife on her delicious bottom that I suck the turds out of.
>>3244It's called line dancing.
I know people do this in Texas and north/north east Mexico. I've seen it in clubs in Texas too (clubbing scene sucks ass in most of the US btw). I believe it started as a country thing, but now it's done to all types of songs.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hW0dt6HT9HkMexican version normally played in 15 year old parties for girls or weddings:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dCxA6Um400QHere's another at a mexican wedding (or so it seems):
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1MibItdEAQs >>3245>(clubbing scene sucks ass in most of the US btw). That's because Americans were never big on EDM. It's only either hip hop, punk, country, etc.
The only way to wild out is hit the bar or go to frat places.
I hear in Europe they're more accepting of clubbing.
>>3199The way I see it, liberal capitalists 'embracing diversity' (only to the extent permissible while remaining capitalist) is rich people realizing that if they don't let minorities that manage to get rich feel welcomed by the wealthy class as a whole. said wealthy minorities will continue to feel more solidarity with their working class peers and thus pose a considerable threat to capitalism, using their wealth to diamond tip the spearhead of the revolution. That using idpol and such to divide and conquer the working class is beginning to leave the capitalist class divided too.
This is why we really need to reject idpol and such among each other, because currently many working class people feel more solidarity with liberal capitalists than their fellow proles.
>>3223>No more cigarette burns on my skin when I cry too much!what the fuck
Is this an ad from MAD magazine? It has to be.
>>3212Wrong. We need more males. The problem is gynocentrism.
If anything, we need free range childhood and trun schools into trade workshops.
>>3295I dont even "support" shoplifting and other lumpen behavior but following some rando shoplifter for an hour while filming it and still calling the gops afterward is smallbusinessownerism of the hitlerian variety.
Like you either call the cops or you humiliate her to the entire internet, not both.
>>3298kek
This pic makes me imagine like an inverted dystopia… you know how there's the common motif of a sterile artificial environment but they put up photographs of a nice vista or they have wall-sized screens showing lush forests or majestic mountains? This pic makes me think of the reverse, where the interior architecture is actually really nice and comfy, like some solarpunk thing but then for some reason they hang up pictures of the shitty burgerpunk world just to have a little contrast and help people appreciate what they have a little more.
>>3295i want to murder her
i'd take a fucking rock and split her skull
>>3311>white kidsthey are also all girls
karens in larval form
>>3313Larva would be embroyonic.
Also, theres nothing I hate more than edgy white kids/adults whom use slurs to be funny without warning.
>>3316>cutting the fake cheese with SCISSORSThis shit is 100% intentional rage bait.
Still burgerpunk tho.
>>3329>first vidwhere is his neck?
>last vidpoor kid, being dragged into the fight
>>3335the black obesity thing is unironically true
areas with a historically black population are underdeveloped and have less access to quality food, which is associated with a much higher level of consumption to get any nutrition from the shitty empty calorie foods
>>3346who mentioned Japan?
both are pedo af
>>3361lmao a gay /pol/tard is gonna be president of chicago
there's still hope for burgerland
>>3380But
Why did he do that?
>>3177Americans dont train their kids in anything. In fact, they train their kids to only get ready for school and church. They punish adults whom train their kids.
Thats why we have so many clueless consumers.
>>3381>>3376>>3380>>3379>>3378>>3377This sounds like severe autism or something. Probably may have right wing slant to him.
And hes Floridian?
Truly Florida is the cesspool for all of white America's rejects.
>>3384Because children are seen as alter egos to be used and abused.
This system of non labor confinement for children is ironically worse.
>>3395>Bi moms squatting while breastfeedingwhat the actual fuck
don't bring an infant to a gym
>>3405lol
literally "these blast points… too accurate for sand people."
>>3409i dont see what's wrong with this specifically
it's hella empty ig? idk where this is but it's nicer than most places.
The real ennui and isolation people are feeling is just the lack of proletarian organization, smdh. Like entitled people want there to be "stuff going on" in a city or "something to do" - fam you can go to work, you can play vidya in your house, you can go take a boombox outside and chill with friends, you can bike, you can go to bars and restaurants. But people always be like "this isn't
doing something though", and the only answer must be that they either want a life fed to them intravenously like TV is but more social and irl, or they just want to feel like theyre actually interacting with their world, instead of inhabiting the barren exterior of society, like its fr some abandoned shell of a society, but thats capitalism! Bring money or fuck off. Orrrr, join up within your place of work and based on class so you can actually be active in your own life and in transforming ur world.
America is a shithole and yeah there should be public transit and more mixed zoning, but this ain't that. This is just some business park section of what looks like a decently bourgie city. Some ppl find a problem with everything when the problem is them. The guy in this vid is probably some well paid tech zek.
>>3417> Like entitled people want there to be "stuff going on" in a cityno
the point is that the infrastructure is centered around cars and a pedestrian being able to walk through the area is an afterthought.
>>3420Lol this.
>>3417The only people on the streets are the drug dealers, the prostitutes, and the homeless. They're not as bad as the robbers but still it isn't a picturesque society. Also the main point is it's not preferable walking right next to a major roadway.
>>3425Eh, I guess I was too argumentative.
Anyway that does sound pretty bad. If someone's taking a trolley, I assume they're somewhere that people would reasonably be expecting to walk, and yet it's just grass. Even in outer suburbia I can go kilometres without needing to <_< , >_> touch grass at all.
>>3418i get that, and we 1000% need transit, but almost all places got busses at least, and u see this is like some big business park area near some probably bourgie suburb area as far as i can see. The roads are nice, it has lots of trees, it has sidewalks and walking signs, there's no homeless. This area aint the area to critique. Shit is big. The desire for everything to be human-sized is understandable but also just kind of naive when commercial areas take up tons of space, and many ppl want to live further from the inner city. There's a difference between petite-bourg bellyaching about inconveniences and the world not living up to ur personal desires, and like actual problems hurting ppl, not just psychically with the long roads. Idk, maybe this guy has to commute super far to a shitty job. But it looks like he lives in a nice area and is criticizing the size/length of this area by a main road, and maybe the emptiness as it's a place for commuting thru. I guess it's verging on grandstanding at this length of thought im giving to this but really just there's so much of this shit on tiktok+reddit and it gets reposted places by real leftists and like… it waters shit down because it's just trying to make a negative mood about something where i cant even see a clear negative or harm there, and not an exemplary one for sure.
>>3419no.. .i live here and have been many places in this country. 99.99% of the country is not a clean business park lmao. Even cities are mostly residential.
>>3420>>3421i've done this h8rs, and other ppl do this shit. Try having fun sometime, touch grass, etc. My point was that ppl complain about their ennui when it's totally self-made and there's shit they could do to fix it, its a problem of bourgeois ideology.
>only ppl on the streets are drug dealers, prostitutes, and the homelessbro go outside, PLEASE. You are in urgent need of caressing chlorophyll containing carbon
>not preferable walking next to a major roadwaywhy?? people walk on the side of the freeway lmao, there's trees and sidewalks here, it's a high tier place to walk - but also it's not like this is the only place to walk if u want scenery. This is just a guy, choosing to walk by a road. Is the problem that there are sidewalks by the road? The alternative is worse. Like I said, some ppl are just making up problems to justify their prior feelings about the world being bad. Yeah, it is, now go touch grass, hang out with ppl from ur work, join a party, and post burgerpunk and not burger clean-cut.
>>3422I know this shit! I used to have to walk 5 miles, half in a ditch by the side of a road with no shoulder, to pay rent. (Fuck america and the anti-pedestrian infrastructure) Sweet af story comrade.
BTW ppl im not trying to diminish, but contextualize and call shit how it is. When u see a guy being unhappy about living in a well off area, with relatively nice and pedestrian-friendly infrastructure, just for being empty, not in the city-center, etc., i gotta call that out as being some sort of ennui or petite-bourg vibes getting justified with this vid, cause otherwise it doesn't really show a bad picture. Those feelings aren't wrong, but i persistently see ppl who have those feelings and never try to get to the bottom of it (which would lead them to organize), and instead they just play the "woe is me" card while living materially ok lives. It's important to know the difference! Everyone complains all the time. Rich people complain. Aristocrats used to complain. Everyone has something to complain about, so it's very important (imo, ig) to delineate socialist (aka proletarian) criticisms from just any bellyaching. Like sometimes i check out what's happening on /r/antiwork and i see all kinds of posts complaining about their boss being against remote work… makes me remember how dumb it is to not be classist and able to delineate actual problems from hassles/theoretical problems.
>>3445Then yeah that's really entitled and childish.
>>3447They should just make use of the GPS displays so many cars have and have an alert appear that tells you where an approaching emergency vehicle is approaching relative to you or just give them their own dedicated lane. You can't even pull over on a road that is more than two lanes when you're in the middle anyway.
>>3456Correct insofar as food should not have a moral category.
The ideological franework is fucking retarded though.
>>3455these cars look
extremely hot. i want to
deflower these cars
>>3463Who knows, White people be crazy. I know from experience. I've had White people of both genders yell at me before I hit them with the "you better call your 9-double-1 henchman before you try and tell me what to do."
But I didn't get in an argument with NYC linebacker midget lady actually. I was actually walking single profile with my friend to not take up space and she shouldered both me and him. Seemed like it had to be intentional. Insane people them new yahkwers.
>>3460looks fake and
GAY but believable
>>3478lmao
I would almost respect this mans willingness to piss off everyone who walks up to the counter if he wasn’t most likely a retard.
>>3481i don't know about that, che t-shirts used to be popular but wearing them nowadays as a magatard would take an extreme amount of cognitive dissonance, as pretty much every right-wing eceleb in the burgerlands said
>shirt man bad at least three times by now
>>3485oh my fucking god
is steven crowder of all people calling people faggots? the same steven crowder that crossdresses and does gay voices whenever he can?
look at this lad trying not to soyface in his fucking shirt ad, holy shit
>>3485UMMM ACTUALLY
It doesn't say "fags" I mean that's an offensive racial slur. It obviously says "figs." Only a homophobe would see f*gs and thing "fags."
this is what he actually says >>3512TLDR American food sucks and is filled with hormones drugs, pollution and you get the gist
One of those hormones is estrogen and likewise a lot of Americans eat this garbage like crazy making women have unnaturally large breasts and men have anger issues
>>3510Alright, I’m working on myself and trying to be more tactful in how I approach this subject:
trans comrades, was it really necessary for her to get massive freakish bazongas for her transition, or am I right in saying she is being extra?
>>3513>>3512Yes… These are all natural xoxoxox
>>3515She's a teacher and they are not implants, they are prosthetics
>>3516>>3515Pretty sure thats breast plates (the thing cosplayers uses) and not breast implants. Which makes it even funnier to me.
God boomerhons are funny
>>3533NTA but probably when he was admin of wizardchan.
>>3500>doesn't know about discordian connections to JFK's assassination>doesn't know about the reinvention of the barvarian illuminati by RAWSub-genii was just the for-prophet front.
>>3533Basically this
>>3534He openly admits it as well around 10 minute mark of this video
>>3542I DON'T WANT TO DRINK CORN SYRUP
I DON'T WANT TO DRINK CORN SYRUP
>>3548It's not that implausible that she's actually freaking out because of trauma, but the scenario is sus. I wonder what ethnicity the guy filming is.
>>3539I got this one, but this isn't really the thread for it.
>>3532kek
>>3562lmao
I didn't realize you could draw characters shay
>>3570This. They got money which presumably went to more research. They didn't use her body for whatever reason, maybe because they had too many to use or because something about her specific cadaver wasn't a good fit for their research. You'd have to know the full story to know if it was actually a bad call.
The issue here is less what specifically happened and more the fact that there is a market for cadavers and an important buyer is the military industrial complex testing weapons. The commodification of people's remains is the issue here, but it's easy to get lost in the specific surreal incidnet.
>>3600This is fucked up. They're really targeting teens for eating burgers in parking lots?
This is sociopathic. The Uvalade mass shooter was locked in the school by cops, a Flroida mam was jailed over donut glaze, etc.
This is why nobody respects policemen.
The sociopathic ones are given too much reign.
>>3600>>3602Not sure if it’s more American to eat a burger in a parkinglot or be a cop and shoot a kid for eating said burger in said parking lot.
What’s a patriot to do?
>>3163>domestic supply of infantsThat's fucked up.
Commodification of children is endless with Anglos.
Yet, they think allowing kids to play outside by themselves is child abuse
>>3622Shee meant her child and she was being sarcastic.
Also it's not particularly creepy. That kid could be a YTP master or something. Not everything is always sexual whenever kids get involved in anything.
>>3636There's retards and there's idiots.
Which one are you?
>>3629Again, why is it weird at all?
As long as there's no harm to the kid.
What's weird is the setting/reason she said it.
>>3572No cap, this is how fascism took root in the west.
Remember, Ford and Disney were Nazi sympathizers.
White suburbanite board members are worse than ghetto thugs.
These guys would have your house burned down "accidently" by scheduling a shoddy telephone line repair.
>>3631>have a man who was willing to rape you forcibly attached to you and in painyeah great idea, way to get punched to death
that said, I appreciate the vengeance.
>>3432>Maybe covid ruined your perception of the world due to short zoomie average attention spans. While I sympathize with your condition, as it is truly tragic to live such a deprived life, I must request you to cease and desist being a h8rThat's rich coming from millennial nihikists taking how pop culture is fucked bc "muh political correctness" and how "zoomies are fashies/transhumanists".
All you anti-zoomies are well over twenty five sitting on imageboards whining about "tfw no gf"
>>3624darkcel when sees bbc: uohhhhh bbc!!! so epic!!!
darkcel when sees bleaches: Um sweaty this is Racist.
>>3611I completely disagree.
>>3657why make up shit no-one said just to rant about?
>>3655Imagine making up arguments to win since you lost the ones you took. Touch grass.
Also zoomies are transgender lol. You couldn't catch a millenial dead calling themself a valid heckin' asexual enby egg. at most they'll change their pronounds to they/them and fuck strange men.
>>3696More sperm, means more semen needs to be produced for them to swim in. Also, the masculine look of pendulous large nuts even higher sex drive would be nice.
However I would cook it at least.
>>3713Simple nostalgiafaggotry is just preachy and kitsch, but basing your entire political worldview on it makes it petty and pathetic.
Funny thing is, the concept artist who made that falls into the former category but this guy (ironically) projected his ideology on the artist's work and politicize it lol.
>>3719>Simple nostalgiafaggotry is just preachy and kitsch, but basing your entire political worldview on it makes it petty and pathetic.It sums up the mind of the Millenial reactionary more than anything else.
>>3718Vid related
>>3713Only thing lame was the death of split screen gaming. I remember that happening while I was still a youth. I dunno like 360/ps3 gen? I dunno why TVs got bigger and games stopped supporting 4 player split screen.
Everything else still exists. The toy section at Walmart probably just got bigger and put Toys R Us out of business.
>wooahhh kids these days can't get a console for Christmas!Pokemon cards were always kinda lame. I only ever collected them shit, but I remember how stupid it's supposed to be a card game but I never remember anyone ever playing a match(maybe it was just because I was younger and didn't know MS and HS kids) You were supposed to play with those little mancala beads and stuff. I never got into Yugioh and thought the art was puke worthy, but it was cool at least Yugioh nerds actually played.
Reposting from /usapol/
>got the holofoil Charizard>doesn't put it in a hard plastic sleeve>leaves dirty dishes on top of it<Oh no, baby what is you doin.But this got me thinking? How the fuck do you play with your good cards in the first place? Can you shuffle properly and all that with soft plastic sleeves? You could just leave little defects on the sleeve to tip you off. Trading card games are stupid.
>>3724>anthraxreally?
this is the same group of bugmen who make "consoomer" jokes at funkopopettes
is the artist who made this trying to evoke just nostalgia or is he also bitching about new things
>>3724Wow. I'm in my early 30s, so I'm guess I'm the world's oldest Zoomer!
Anyway, what makes this nostalgia reactionary isn't just the naked gushing tribute to capitalism, its the era that he is expressing nostalgia for. The 1990s were hell on Earth for the vast majority of the population. Wokal Distance wishes, like the good reactionary he is to return "Home" - to the time when America was the unquestioned sole superpower, Russia was broken and defeated, China was far away and one could make Chechnya, Bosnia, Rwanda and Yugoslavia go away by changing the channel. In essence to return to the end of history. I myself grew up in the 1990s; of course I do feel some nostalgia. I am a human, after all. However, nobody should ever want to go back to the 1990s.
>>3724<Aliens poster, Raiders of the Lost Ark poster, Terminator 1 poster, Predator poster, Scarface poster, Evil Dead poster, Ghostbusters merch, the Goonies poster, Bloodsport poster, Rambo 3 poster, Back to the Future 2 hoverboard<Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance poster, Anthrax '86 tour poster, Ozzy Osbourne The Ultimate Sin poster, Dio poster, Twisted Sister poster, Iron Maiden The Trooper shirt, Sabbath shirt, Wasp poster, Motörhead Road Crew shirt, Quiet Riot LP, Peace Sells LP, GnR poster, Dokken Under Lock and Key LP or poster, Slayer patch on jeans, Metallica MTV performance on tv where Hetfield has long hair<NES, Commodore 64, OG Gameboy>I really do be missing the 90s >>3744Evangelicals will only ever stop when every piece of people's culture have been eradicated and everyone sing pop song about jesus in churches that look like a Taco Bell while a billionaire in a suit scream at them to make them purge the devil because lithurgy is satanic or something.
Theyre even worse than sunni muslims.
>>3745Evangelicals make everything into a culture war. They personalize any disagreements/differences from secular/agnostics as immediate antipathy.
I remember growing up in the church when they were talking about how the government wants to remove theological quotes from their dollar bills and pledge of allegiance.
Or how they wanted to take Christianity out of schools replacing them with pagan religions. Being a kid I was sucked into it, UT it wasn't without a bit of indignation.
I notice that the evangelical cult always interprets national history as part of Christian post-biblical canon. All triumphs made by Americans was "grace of god". All failures was because "godlessness."
They're willfully superstitious. They look down on brown people while acting like the stereotypical strawman of said brown people.
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