/siberia/ - Off-topic

I was on vacation with old friends in some foreign land, by the see. Cars were driving underwater through a strait because they did not want to pay for the toll of the bridge. My friends only wanted to sleep but the owner of our accommodation made fun of them for this for some reason.

I was trying to uncover some crime at a kindergarten but the suspects kept chasing me. Like in a car chase. I had trouble driving as I lost my shoes.

>>733934
analysis: sounds kinda fun, if it's bad ppl i guess?????? very sus though
score: 55/100 🤔

>>733935
analysis: very boring!!!! hope u get cool dreams eventually
score: 0/100 🥀

>>735109
analysis: very romantic very cool!!!! i'm detecting that the universe is telling u that a manic pixie dream girl is AROUND THE CORNER so watch out
score: 65/100 ✨

>>736786
analysis: das crazy!!! sussy subconscious though
score: 70/100 ✨

>>736787
analysis: that's the saddest thing i've read today very sad, however at least u got to see her again i guess…
score: 66/100 ✨

>>737042
analysis: that's a spooky ass nightmare wtf. i think it means u'r stressed and stuff
score: 40/100 👹

>>737791
analysis: i don't like this, it seems uncomfortable!!!!!!!!!!!but good for u for being a girlfriend person very cool
score: 30/100 🥀

>>737813
analysis: dream (nightmare?!?!) 1 is terrifying, dream 2 is boring dream 3 is very philosophical and shit, dream 4 is amazing
average score: 90/100 ROUND OF APPLAUSE!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>737834
analysis: very cool happy ending but still stressful!!!!!! means u'r gay
score: 40/100 🥀

>>737840
analysis: very hot!!!!!!!!! means u'r the chose one
score: 90/100 ROUND OF APPLAUSE!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>739202
analysis: that's very cool for ur health and stuff but this is a dream reporting thread goddamit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
score: 0/10 🥀

>>738908
analysis: that's fucking nasty i hate it!!?!?!?!? i think it means u'r overworked
score: 30/100 🥀

>>738649
analysis: i hate this kind of nightmare, it can go suck a bag of dicks
score: 10/100 🥀

>>738412
shit that'd be cool. i'll report my dreams here at some point thx <3

>>738268
analysis: das pretty epic holmes, & it means u'r cool
score: 70/100 ✨

>>739600
analysis: sounds like a very cool dream and immersive, i like it!!!!
score: 85/100 ✨
>>739852
analysis: stressful ass depressing nightmare, i hate it!!! your nightmare can go fuck itself
score: 5/100 🥀
>>740435
analysis: another stressful nightmare. garbage nightmare!!!!! means u'r gay
score: 4/100 🥀
>>740440
analysis: that's a stressful nightmare, but it's also haunting and cool in a way that I like, so I'm giving it a high score!!!!!!!!!
score: 87/100 ✨
>>740562
analysis: wtf this is literally the worst kind of nightmare gang
score: -10/100 🥀
>>740695
analysis: solid dream VERY cool indeed!!!!!!!!!!
score: 70/100 ✨
>>741050
analysis: annoying dream, but also seems liminal and haunting, so I think it's very cool!!!!!!!!!!!
score: 65/100 ✨

Spent the whole night sleepless and now I have to go to work without any dreams to report fml

>>776127
>>754363
>>746833
>>746575
>>823797
i cast have a dream and remember it magic on (you)s

I was having an in-depth discussion about cigarettes with some coworkers. None of us smokes.

had a really good dream where i lived in a gay world and was happy. fuck my stupid chud life

>>741534
analysis: i had this nightmare once too, it sucked ass. I've had nightmares where I lose all my fingers and all my teeth too, don't know why
score: 1/100 🥀
>>741536
dream 1 analysis: awful stressful nightmare, I hate potty nightmares.
score: 0/100 💩 (in case you didn't shit ur pants IRL)
score: 💩/100 ✨ (in case you did)
>>741816
analysis: sounds kind of annoying but also satisfying, I like it
score: 60/100 ✨
>>743326
analysis: epic
score: 90/100 ✨
>>743549
analysis: depressing + boring + work
score: 1/100 🥀
>>744695
analysis: that's kind of a cool dreamare as far as dreamares go!!!!
score: 60/100 ✨
>>744705
analysis: i agree
score: 5/100 🥀
>>744737
analysis: that's a solid dream, no notes
score: 80/100 ✨
>>745197
analysis: funny but also slightly stressful dream
score: 65/100 ✨
>>745964
analysis: badass dreamare, i love it
score: 100/100 💎

Back at school, one of my classmates got in trouble, supposedly for reading some copyrighted material. I asked the teacher to see the criminal charges and it turned out my classmate was actually cheating in some old browser game and got the death sentence for it.

I dreamed about a hot trnny the other day. She looked like a cis woman in a black dress. She was sitting down, but then I noticed she wasn't wearing any underwear and I could see her (shaven) balls.
What did my brain mean by this?

I was in the office, going to my desk. There was a coworker sitting next to me, who does not usually sit there, talking about how sick they felt but couldn't go home because they had some important things to do. Someone gave them medicine. The whole time they wouldn't look at me even for a brief moment and this upset me so much I woke up.

OP here!!!!!!! i just had one of those very insense deliriant dreams!!!!! I woke up inside the dream like 3 different times at least. One of the times I "woke up" and reality was completely FUCKED and felt like I had severe brain damage and I legit thought this was my life now. but then I actually woke up… did I wake up? Is this still a dream?!?!?!?!??!?!???!?!
>>824720
analysis: GARBAGE depressing dreamare, I hope you don't have it again
score: -20/100 🥀
>>824520
analysis: very hot, but no action :C
score: 60/100 😳
also, it means u'r a gock sucker
>>824455
analysis: very cool funny psychedelic ass dream I like it(!!!)
score: 80/100 ✨
>>824365
analysis: i hope u keep having this gay dream so it consumes reality and it becomes the truth, it's a very cool dream
score: 99/100 ✨
>>824032
analysis: that's a goofy twist!!!! Maybe this is predicting the future, who knows?!?!?!?!??!?!? hopefuly not, u shouldn't get addicted to nicotine…
score: 70/100 ✨

A nail was driven through my head, across the skull, right behind the eyes, without touching the brain or damaging anything. Unnoticeable, unless I rolled my eyes to the very ends of their ranges, then I could feel them touching the metal. They claimed it was for aesthetic reasons, like a piercing. But I don't remember being asked if I wanted it or not.

>>825466
analysis: that's a very spooky dreamare!!! i hope it isn't foreshadowing for how u'r going to die!!!!!
score: 70/100 ✨
>>819053
analysis: stressful but sounds fun. Also naked feet very hot
score: 75/100 ✨
>>818582
analysis: EXTREMELY depressing nightmare, very uncool. Hope u have a decent dream next time
score: 0/100 🥀
>>818823
analysis: extremely cool dream despite the injustice at the end!!!!!!
score: 95/100 ✨
>>816143
analysis: o… kay…? That's all?
also, this dream means u'r gay for some reason
score: 20/100 🥀
>>816142
analysis: that's pretty cool! I wish u remembered more details. Also, this dream means u have 15 years left to live, don't know why
score: 58/100 ✨️
>>814994
analysis: oh my!!!!! very cool
score: 95/100 😳
>>813052
analysis: sounds boring, but I bet cool stuff happened at some point(?)
score: 30/100 💤

I woke up early and while trying to fall asleep again, forgot the dream that I know to have dreamed. All I remember that it involved knights who were not impressed by some Grace & Alunya fanfiction.

I had to pee, so I went to the loo and whipped it out. The foreskin looked swollen, and when I pulled it back, thick, deep-blue, ink-like goo flew out from under it, a much larger amount than it could have fit in there.

I was in this city that I do not know. They gave us maps with points of interests marked, and our task was to visit each. It was like a competition or something. The weather was overcast and gloomy. There were old castles everywhere. I had as my teammate this woman and we had fun exploring the old buildings.

We were playing some cricket like game in the shallow waters of a huge river, the ball kept rolling into the deeper parts. Then I had to go to some concert but it was too late and it was far away and I couldn't make it. Afterwards I lied about it and told others that it was great.

>>825980
analysis: who do these knights think they are?!?!???! there's no such thing as bad Gracelunya fanfic
score: 5/100 🥀
>>826326
analysis: a haunting dreamare!!! very cool. Hope it doesn't happen in real life
score: 70/100 ✨
>>827898
analysis: banger dream, no notes!!!!
score: 95/100 💎
>>828188
analysis: kinda slightly sad dream, but the criket in a river part is very cool(!)
score: 65/100 ✨
>>812746
analysis: this some kind of almost wet nightmare, what is this? anyway, kinda sad, kinda hot, kinda very cool
score: 67/100 💦

I had to DIY some information sign for a church of some kind, where my uncle worked, as a historian, then I played some video game that was like GTA, at first I drove some car but when I got out of it my character was Jazz Jackrabbit and the controls were like on those 3D bonus levels.

We went to a concert, but by the time we got there, it was already over. We wanted to scavange some hot chocolate from the thermostats that were left behind by the concert-goers, but they were all empty. We ran into an old crush from high school, and went to a park to sit around a table. I noticed a new mountain on the horizon, and my old crush told us which mountain it was and talked about the time she vacationed there. For some reason telling us this story involved her stripping topless. She was flat and her nipples were paler than her already pale skin.

i dreamt i was spit roasting my female workplace trainer with a coworker

I was staying on the fourth floor of some apartment block but I managed to lock myself out. Luckily on the second floor there was an apartment left open and I found a key here to my apartment. It was deep into the night and snowing outside and it made me realize I did not have shoes appropriate for this weather. I was at a crowded shoe shop but I couldn't find any shoes for men. Finally I found a single shelf at the very back of the shop, but I did not like any of them. I left without buying anything. I heard there was a fire at a radio tower and went to check it out. I was peeking inside through the chain-link fence. There was a worker inside and I asked him what he knows about the fire. He told me it happened right there. It was a neglected and overgrown garden, bare due to it being winter, but there were no traces of fire. I asked him where exactly, and he pointed at the ground and said it was an underground fire and it cooked the buried eggs. I asked him what eggs were buried but he did not answer.

dreamed of a futuristic hong kong, im some sort of american noir detective working on a personal conpsiracy case centered around finding Ven (also ex), who has been missing for years.

I get ingratiated into the city life and with locals. Smoke skinny cigs, see the city. Play Baseball. Team is practicing by having two lines, one pitches and one bats. As I wait to pitch Xi walks up to the plate and smirks at me as i ready myself and throw away my cigarette.

I find her, Ven. She is held hostage with near constant surveillance, but has somewhat of a normal life. I see her at a college and she chastises me while I ask for information on the location of a factory hinted at earlier in the case. She hands it to me and tells me to watch out, and expresses regret over our relarionship. As I am asking AI how to contact her digitally without raising suspicion a student tells me about someomr who ran out as soon as he saw us talking. I wake up.

It was a school trip like setting, and I got assigned to the same room as an online friend that I have never met before. There was only a single bed and we spent the night hugging and weeping like little bitches.

There was some hiking but I don't remember much of it other than we met some other hikers and talked with them. I think there was some bird also. But after the hike, we went to a shopping mall to get lunch. There was a Japanese restaurant and I wanted to go to the toilet there but as I was opening its door a friend pulled me back and asked me what the fuck I was thinking and the whole restaurant was looking at me with open hatred on their faces.

I was at a lecture, like in university or something, trying to fall asleep, when some famous boy band, maybe the Beatles, arrived. Everyone was gushing about them but I was pissed because I had to stand up to let them in the row of seats and it ruined my sleep.

>>726525
I had a dream a while ago of a comet up in blue flames colliding with the earth as I stood in my balcony watching it. People outstide started screaming in fear, but as the white light from the explosion hit me I felt a wave of relief knowing that it's finally all over. The world won't suffer anymore, we will all just go back to the ashes.

>>833164
I hope your dream comes true.

anyone else like nightmares? it's like a horror movie, it's fun because it doesn't harm you for real, plus you feel a nice wave of relief immediately after waking up
in contrast, i don't like good dreams because when i wake up they remind me that my life is ass and it instantly ruins my day.

i guess thats why ive always prefered tragedies in fiction, they kind of make you appreciate what you have instead of wishing for more

>>726525
>be me
>had a dream of
>aliens liberating
>earth from
>these shit conservative/liberal/capitalist/ politicians
>earth becomes a vassal planet
>humans finally have a future
>the end
If only it happend IRL

>>833187
Wallace Breen speech bubble.

>>833164
I've dreamed of my city getting nuked a few times. I'm never scared. My immediate thought is always "the crazy bastards did it."

Had a very sentimental dream about grandpa and jason that ened very sinister, very ominous

We talked, I saw him socialize with friends and people, with destiny, saw him remarry and be happy. Jason was there, Jason drove me and Destiny home. Jason went with destiny alone, as a normal father driving his daughter back, no fear or anger.

Grandpa asks me if I want to turn off the video games and go outside. I excitedly agree. I notice he has most of his things packed up or stacked into piles/bundles. He asks me about my life, how I am doing, about Nathan. We talk, I can tell he is about to leave, that he is doing this because he knows an end is near. He laments about the state of the world, its anti social hostility, its lack of materialist rationality. He asks me if Marx is a prophet and I stupidly say yes, then clarify when he chastises me. He seems happy about my answers. He has two revolvers laid out on the floor. A symbol of his masculine identity and my childhood. He always loved cowboy films, and I always saw him as a strong western frontiersman. They are old and decrepit, I can tell he will burn them. I grab one and spin it around, juggling the gun and whirling it on my finger as I ask him about them. He says they are old and useless, I think it is a metaphor for him. We drive away in his pickup truck. He asks questions about what games I play and if I play a lot of MOBAs. I say I used to play two, but that I know theyre very bad for time management. He asks more questions about the "anti social" side of gaming and I keep admitting to my problems and concious knowledge of them. He chuckles and calls me a fart licker for not being hostile enough to his questions. Now he is wearing white. It goes well with his curly grey hair. We are at a divebar, or more like an isolated biker bar.

I see flashes of a software file system, with files titled LiveAgain and LiveAgainGenocide. My mood instantly changes, I begin to fear my grandfather., I anticipate he has joined some form of cult or internet spiritual movement for old people abandoned by young people addicted to modern media. I think he will kill me as an act of love.

I wake up.

I was trying to organize the resistance against extraterrestrial invaders but people just kept laughing at me.

I was visiting some aristocratic relatives (I don't have any irl) and was fed up with how stuck up they are, got mad at some comment they made, and left early to wander aimlessly the city. I kept bumping into them and slowly learned that they are actually deep in dept and keep appearances up by defrauding tourists.

She was laughing at the silly things I said.

I met two women, who I already knew somehow, and they asked if I wanted to go to a restaurant there. Only after we were already seating did they tell me that it was a special kind of restaurant, where you had to bring your own food. Since I did not bring any food, I couldn't eat.

>>726525
I dreamt that while mindlessly borwsing wikipedia, i found a page about some tv show from 2014 that had like only one season, but was a huge cult classic, dont remember more

Visited my friends on a farm/scrapyard. Got mad at one of them, left early and got lost before getting stuck in a watermill contraption. Thought I was gonna die
Was bumming in a major city, sleeping on a rooftop with skyscrapers looming above me. Met up with friends and tried cutting through an indoor waterpark but security kicked us out
Waiting for an ex to come over before realizing my room was haunted by people who'd died there previously. Ended up in the hallway telling the animated, decomposing corpses in my bed to die already

Friends invited me to some pub or something in the middle of the night and with much difficulties I arrived at the place only for it to be closed.

There was some shit going on.

I was at this village, helping at the rail-line. They had very wide trains that had luxurious interiors that felt more like a cruise ship than a train. But they had no toilets on them. I asked the engineer where are the toilets and they told me there are none.

I remember detectivemaxxing but I don't remember what was the mystery I was trying to uncover.

i dreamed that i met an ex situationship, we talked a bit in a beach and then he left me alone and paid no dust whatsover for me

It was some kind of sleepover or something, we were in a big room and it was full of people sleeping wherever they could. I had a bed but I had to go for a pee and by the time my spot was taken.

I have a few recurring themes in my dreams that baffle me. One is my dad bullying my usually with something very childish. I really don't understand this because our relationship is fine. Other one is me going back to finish high school and all my old friends are still there (I'm 40 years old). And the last one me suddenly uncontrollably shitting my pants and just getting shit everywhere, and then me trying to hide/clean it somehow before anyone notices.