/siberia/ - Off-topic

>>775603
>anon was 5 when adventure time aired
Fuck, I'm old. I'm turning into dust

>>775606
Time makes fools of us all

I saw a bunny with wings. I told someone about it and they caught one to show me that it did not have wings.

>>775606
age discrimination

dreamt I went on a Hawaiian vacation but it was cloudy and windy and gross just like back home :((((

Took some melatonin last night and had a dream I was drafted into the army with my friend. This part happened in the modern day, but when we got to the army it was 1944 and we were fighting the Nazis in France. Honestly it was pretty comfy and felt like I was playing an old school CoD game. 9/10 would dream again.

Had a dream last night where I was in central Sofia in the nude except for an oversized white shirt. I had been running and doing backflips but then I fell backwards into a water fountain

shit was so cash

four guys peed into my mouth

I dreamt I was a student in china and I went on a magic schoolbus type mission to a city at night where I had to predict crimes before they happened, ended up predicting where a car thief was going to take the car. I waited for him in the jungle and then he was apprehended and then my teacher showed up and drove me to the train station where I took the train back to the portable classroom and I woke up.

I didn't have any dreams tonight.

went hiking

oh shit I remember thinking it will be fun to post here but I completely forgot

i had a dream where i started a new job. but they talked behind my back saying i was cringe like that haz guy on the internet. how tf did they hear about the ACP ?

I was out in the wilds and met a pheasant like bird but it was light blue and grey.

Tried cooking two dogs in the oven. Pulled one out early and took a bite out of its ear to test the doneness before realizing they were both still alive and beginning to stir. Quickly rescued the other one and felt mortified for a bit before waking up. Thankfully, they were fine, somehow

I had a dream of someone laughing at me when I said I have 6 inch penis. I dont remember who or what was the context. I felt embarrassed because its actually smaller than that.

I won't go into detail explaining the whole dream but basically
>was using an old mac computer, but it was really old
>family wonders why I use old computers and I say I just like them
>computer has a game on it that is like Zelda with all these cutscenes and imagery that is like the movie Legend, kind of low-key scares me
>my grandparents are visiting might be the last time I ever see them but I don't care
>suddenly my uncle appears and we talk about my future with my family
>they think I should just be content to live a modest live in the country like them
>they no I have dreams of adventure I even want to go to New York city one day
>they all get upset
>next thing I know it's warm and sunny bright beautiful day
>I am walking with this weird futuristic outfit on from the military
>apparently I joined the military and my dream is set in this futuristic world, but I'm still only like a teenager
>walking along this it's in the picture a lot of those things are in LA but there's no water and it's abandoned and I'm walking through it for a while it's really quiet
>I'm with a horse with this strange high tech caboose attached to it
>suddenly another kid finds me
>he tells me to start to engine of the caboose and suddenly the thing starts flying in the air with the horse running ahead of it but it's too fast and unsteady and eventually we crash
>but everyone survives alright
>but we are close to the train we are supposed to get on
>we get on a train and there are all these other recruits
>can't remember the other ones but there is one that is this blonde German guy but the dream gets weird here it's actually Arnold Schwarzeuyghur playing a role for a movie, but he looks way younger, and he has blonde hair
>eventually they ask us all these questions and perform tests on on ON the train and we have a few missions but get back on the train always
>eventually I am sitting with the blonde german guy played by Arnold Schwarzeuyghur and there's a few other germans there
>actually that's what the people in charge of the train were worried about that I might defect and become a Nazi they thought I was prone to Nazism
>There's a german guy with a really fucked up looking face either from plastic surgery or it was injured beyond repair
>he gets up and walks away when I sit down I am startled by his face, like nightmare territory
>then we are fine and everything the german are talking I don't really say anything
>then all of a sudden the Germans start experimenting on me

>>779225
Continued here wasn't sure if I went over the limit or not

>so they start experimenting on me
>the sensation was really vivid in my dream
>it didn't hurt it just felt like I was on drugs
>I felt these really overbearing ticklish sensations all over my body and it was almost making me black out
>It feels like it is making me really sensuous they are like prodding me and I felt overwhelmed not necessarily with urges to have sex just to be really sensuous and in touch with my body and the world around me
>eventually I seem to go crazy I become ecstatic and I run away from the train and the military all I remember is I had my shirt off and I kept dancing and spinning around in ecstasy
>eventually I am running through the streets of some random city at night with my shirt off
>eventually I start to get all these other people to start dancing around with me
>and eventually it starts a riot and now there are all these other people ripping off their clothes dancing and twirling around in the streets
>it's complete havoc and disorder the cops can't stop it
>eventually I get to this point where I start to come to my senses I start to wake up and I am not in trouble actually there's just this snippet on the news or something
"so-and so (myself) was the leading instrument and cause of this social and sexual revolution" and I thought "damnit, it was…all because of the…germans…experimenting on me?"


Also I forgot to mention, but it was really weird in that, my dream was set in the future, but yet everything looked like it was the 1930s, so it was kind of dystopian

I was one a bus, sitting next to a soldier. One of his legs was prosthetic, the other hurt as hell. I asked him why he doesn't go to the doctors with it, and he said he can't: the doctors would give him up to the police.

We were on a steep mountain cliff but some kind of evil monster was blocking our path.

We were holding hands.

Glowie thread, don't share your dreams. They can be used against you, to control you through your shadow and steal your life essence. Don't give menticidal mind-raper nazi feds the keys to your mind engine, they will take you for a joy ride and leave you in the dust to suffer as a dreamless vampire drifting through hell, unable to create anything from the fragments of your dreams. At least use abstractions and creative ways of hinting at them, like an ancient poet describing something in occult language.
Now, I always had dreams, they were very vivid and nightmarish and usually involved my parents dying, being killed in car accidents, being murdered and leaving me by the roadside. They started getting more nightmarish as a child. Leopards and large beasts at the door of the house, ominous figures refusing to leave. Animal-like creatures that moved like humans and shake their heads around and shuffle their limbs in uncanny ways while moving towards me as I play on the swing. I saw many things even when I was awake, like people running past my door silently, feeling something staring down at me as I lay in bed, and hearing faint radio/television speech in the suffocating silence, in between the loud pendulum swing of the old-time wall clock. The only noise other than that was the wind shuddering the house, or coyotes assembling themselves somewhere in the woods nearby. Sometimes I would fall asleep without realizing until something went terribly wrong, like the pages in a book would say something completely nonsensical or personal. There were ground-gnomes living in the forest across the way. This was before we had television. I used to dream that I was looking for my parents, because I loved them. Then my dreams showed me their true & horrifying nature. I should have listened to my dreams and been quiet around them, because after that they decided to torture me forever. Once they started watching television they become evil people, even worse later when we got the internet. I still feel the pain of mind-rape and psychological torture, through constant hounding questions and gaslighting intervention of underpaid nurses and doctors in run-down hospitals; "do you want to kill people? why do you want to hurt others? why do you want to hurt yourself? this form says you are prone to violence! this checklist says you are a danger to others".
Never share your dreams. It is a beautiful thing to dream, but sharing them is one sure way to kill them. Write them in a journal instead and don't let others read it. I shared with you some of my long-gone dreams and some of the context surrounding them as an example. They are still in there somewhere, but now it is more like being suspended in purgatory or hell and being forced to watch my self be killed over and over again, or partaking in something I have no memory of. Being stuck in a dark, grease-stained kitchen for eternity late at night. The outside nightmare world is full of unspeakable monsters. You can't stay in one spot for too long. I prefer labyrinthine interiors and places that connect to the past and present like hidden corridors. I dove off a waterfall and found myself driving a motorcycle up a hill in a small town, past the laundromat, the dimestore, up the hill… I don't belong here. These people would kill me for existing. I hate their time and all their places.

In my dream you could invest in music groups on the stock market and I put a large sum into some shitty-ass black metal band and lost all of it.

I was back in school and was preparing for PE class. It was going to be a final exam like thing. As I was changing, I realized that I left my shoes at home. I was mentally preparing to be berated for it by the teacher when a classmate brought a paper that explained that to pass the exam we will have to drive trams for a full day, in pairs. The paper already had some people paired up by the teacher, but I was not among them. I did not want to find a pair, so I went to the teacher and told him that expecting us to drive a tram all day without being paid for it is slavery. To my surprise he just straight up admitted that we would have been paid for it but he was just pocketing that money. I told him I was going to report him to the school administration but instead went home.

The news headlines were full of a nuclear war that broke out, but the actual reporting was about an Eastern European country nuking itself, killing a grand total of four anti-government protestors and wounding three more. The TV channels had a radiation meter constantly overlaid their regular programming, but it always measured zero.

I don't remember what was going on but she was there.

had a nice date with a girl but when i was driving her back home the cartel surrounded my car and kidnapped us

Spent the whole night thrashing around in bed, I slept like zero seconds. No dreams.

I forgot to do my daily Anki and ruined my streak.

Something about water.

Some woman hugged me.

Our eyes met.

I don't remember any dreams but I woke up in the middle of the night to strange sounds. It was like someone was walking on a thick cover of fallen leaves.

>>726525
I think I'm brainrotted
I has a dream where an incel made me do a swimming competition against a chad and a woman to prove that women only care about physical capacity not looks, but I kept winning against the chad, first time normally the second time I put myself in front of the chad and he pushed me.
Then I talked t some other woman who was moving in and I said I was willing to help her, she said she was fine, but I knew that she said this because she didn't trust me ?
Then I beat chad one last time and the first woman accepted to go out with and the incel got pissed off.
That heatwave is making me go insane

I dreamt the window next to my bed just fell out. Frame and everything.

>>798963
lol this is a funny ass dream

>>798963
Typical women

i had a dream where they made a backrooms and avengers crossover movie. it sucked btw

I… haven't had dreams in months. who's stealing my dreams? how can I find the hidden dream catcher in my room? it's gotta be some feature of the simulation that I just can't perceive, working its magic on me in sleep.

>>800725
sorry man, my bad

I had a dream a while ago that I was working at some kind of factory or industrial setting. Possibly a port? It was a huge facility near a body of water with lots of cranes and loading equipment. Also my 4 year old niece was with me. I wasn't really doing so much work as I was just wandering around the place with her and occasionally keeping her out if trouble. I've worked in industrial settings before but never at a port.

dreamt of an old crush

I dreamed I was being chased by a girl with a butcher's knife, who cut off my finger and wanted to deal harm against me, only I was watching this in the third person, so like… She was chasing someone else, who I just accepted was me. Plus I dreamed some other shit, whatever. Like, I was walking on the beach in some foreign country and I talked to a passerby who told me she speaks like 5 languages and I was impressed by that.

I only have dreams if I nap during the day. What gives?

I only remember a part of my dream where I explained Socialism as a soft kind of Communism

Last night I dreamed that I was with my family gang scrapping a building in a quarantine district nearby the chinese embassy and then it was like a video game with clues about a Chinese diplomat who got lost inside and I kept finding stuff and picking them up then I got paranoid that there was a virus. But in the end I found his body and he had died of some type of poisoning from a classified material found in the quarantine zone and he has an audio recording that said that the British state was covering it up. Then the British Army and Chinese Special forces attack and they have a small mech which my mum drives into with her car and holds it off. Then we escape from the imperialist forces and we go to Eryri and it is super tall and scary and we are driving through the mountains beside sheer cliffs then it ends.

There was some kind of evil spirit appearing in the form of a plastic cup that I was afraid of.

I dreamed that I was watching election coverage in 2028 and the Democrat surrogates on cable news kept calling Dems "patriots" and Republicans "hateriots."

It was so fucking corny and forced I just knew immediately some Vasser girl nepo consultant had been paid millions of dollars to come up with that as a killer soundbite.

Anyways we live in the stupidest timeline so this was probably a prophetic dream and we'll see it manifest into reality in a few years.

I went hiking but it was just a seemingly infinitely long pier over a really shallow and flat lake. It was barely wide enough for two people to pass but it was full of people sunbathing who I had to carefully step around.