/siberia/ - Off-topic

>>726525
i haven't slept last night, so can I take yours?

I was at work on my lunch break and I went to buy some food but got lost and forgot which tram line goes where.

I dreamt of snow. A friend showed me that if you take the soles of a boot and warm it on fire, remove the top layers, you will get a sticky black paste that you can spread on hamburger buns to get a very tasty and nourishing meal.

I don't remember the dream but I slept surprisingly well!

I was on the tram and it went by a gutted-out high rise, basically just empty floors on columns, no walls or anything. We discussed with the people on the tram, all young women, that the army uses this construction for testing new explosives and weapons, and we generally agreed that it's futile sabre rattling and that imperialism is bad.

At work suddenly all kinds of random people started appearing inside the office, who shouldn't have been let in. It turned out my computer went haywire and started summoning people. I managed to log in and figured out that I could use it to summon people of my choice. I summoned Max Stirner but he disappeared as soon as we saw him. Then someone said that I could try summoning anime characters and I summoned my waifu and that's when I woke up.

I was at some big party and wanted to speak with someone but they were always in a big group conversation and the others wouldn't let me join it.

I was on a train ride and a greasy chud looking teenager kept trying to show me pictures and videos glorifying the Christchurch shooter for some reason and making jokes that werent really coherent but registered to me as unfunny in the dream. I got off at a train stop and saw a girl I had had an unrequited crush on in high school and tried to talk to her but she was wearing a covid mask and I couldnt really hear anything she was saying. An old beggar at the station heard me trying to talk to her and berated me and the only thing I remember from that was him saying "You can't do anything in society nowadays?" which made little sense. Honestly a lot of my dreams are very stream of consciousness and don't really have a coherent storyline or meaning that I can tell

>>737840
I keep having variations of this dream.

had a dream i skipped work to go to a party then when i got home i got a call from hr telling me they were firing me

I was eating

I went to this concert, it was in a lighthouse and the audience sat on the stairs which had no guard rails or anything. I sat down and an acquittance came and sat next to me. I tried making small talk with them but the person sitting on my other side got upset and said I was not allowed to talk with my acquittance.

I dreamt all my hair fell out. I still had it at one moment and then the next I saw my reflection in a mirror and it was all gone and I was like what the fuck guys why did nobody tell me all my hair is gone

I have this reoccuring dream i call the red door dream. i havent had it in a while.

i enter the chinese restaurant. the lady at the front says i need to wait for a table. so i do. i wait and i wait. i wait long enough that i need to go to the toilet. i ask the waitress if i can use their toilets. She says sure. the toilets are through the red door at the end of the restaurant.

I enter the red door. there is an immense amount of stalls, twenty or more. My stomachs grumbling, i need to shit now. i open the first door, an elderly chinese couple is sitting on fold out chairs eating dinner off a fold out table over one of those chinese squat toilets. They berate me in chinese "PISS OFF! we booked this table months ago!"
so i go to the next stall. Same thing, different couple. Next stall, same thing, next stall same thing, next stall next stall next stall next stall.

i finally get to the last stall, i open the door.
Theres another elderly chinese couple.
I shit my pants and wake up.


In a seperate unrelated dream weeks afterwards i was running to an airport gate. as i ran further down the airport terminal hallway the floor started pitching down. first slowly.then very steeply. all of a sudden it was like i was skiing down the bland grey carpet of the terminals hallway. the wideness of the hallway was narrowing to a definite point in the distance. i couldnt see what was there but then i noticed it. it was a red door.
i crashed through the red door and i was back in the chinese restaurant toilet needing to shit again. once again opening every stall. Once again shitting myself pathetically infront of an anonymous elderly couple.

This dreams happened a couple times since inside other dreams. Everytime i see a red door im drawn to it like its got gravitational pull. Then the same shit happens again, every time

I was in some flat and they flooded it with insecticide gas and afterwards I had to vacuum up a thick layer of dead mosquitoes and ticks.

My penis turned green.

I dreamt of doing boring data entry job on the computer.

>>743581
Have you considered working for a Japanese visual novel studio

>>726525
Dream about going to a brothel, got disillusioned with the plastic women over there, went outside the brothel, it started raining, i was getting lost while trying to get home, i was trying to get a taxi, every single place was almost being flooded, i was afraid of drowning, got one last taxi, i asked them if they get me home if it was cheap, don't know anything else

My dreams are full of anxiety and repretitive things…I gotta somehow get my retarded brain to think about something other than work whrn I'm sleeping.

My sister had a birthday party and I had to eat the leftovers.

Old highschool friend who moved abroad came back to visit but got embarrassed about something silly and hid somewhere and we were trying to find him.

I was going to the park for some event, and I thought it would be close but it turned out to be in a different city. Therefore I got on the bus, which should have got me there. But, along with the four other passengers, we noticed that the bus did not stop at one of its stops, which was full of people waiting for it. We mentioned this to the driver but he said he does not care. We protested that this was unfair with a bus that goes so rarely and he got upset and decided to kidnap us instead. He brought us to his garden but I managed to call the organizer of the event I was going to and they sent agents to liberate us from our prison.

You guys got social epilepsy

I saw a plane crash and explode into a suburbanish area and went to see the wreck but it fell into a mine pit lake and there was nothing to see.

>>746324
I keep dreaming that my sister is sucking my friend's cock

I don't remember.

I can't remember.

Today I dreamed of suicide… or rather, not the suicide itself, but the preparation for it and the thinking about it

>>746926
I used to be like this until close friend KYS himself. Now it doesnt even cross my mind.

We were making a lot of food, for a soup kitchen or something, and people were arguing what we can compost and what we need to throw away.

It was something about atomic bombs, but I don't remember the details anymore.

I was in some village and had to get to some other village but did not have money for the bus fare.

The same war dream again, where I lost my rifle and have to do a forced march on my own or else face capture

I was popping some white heads on my face and one exploded with a worm popping out. I pulled the whole thing out of my head, I felt relief as I was pulling. It was probably like 20 feet long. After I removed it I noticed I looked much slimmer.

I was going down this concrete road in the forest and there were road works ahead. The workers were neck deep in some natural looking hole in the middle of the road and one of them asked me if I could help him lift this piece of asphalt from the edge of it. I agreed and we lifted it and started walking but after a few steps I asked where we were going. I was told we were going to throw it into the woods. I said I won't do that as it is illegal. All the other workers laughed and told him that I was right but he was pissed.

After that I had an unrelated dream where a coworker tried to get some of my friends and me to steal a PlayStation with them, and we all agreed to do it.

Hey OP, weren't you supposed to rate our dreams?

>>749203
chihuahia is a very busy man these days

I only remember that it was about her.

>>749203
>>749208
i'm sorry, i'm studying 48 hours a day for a competitive exam for a government job

hope y'all are doing well this weekend(!!!!!!)

>>749394
Vai virar bombeiro?

I was on vacation and wanted to wash my ass.

>>749423 thank u but ur song made my headphones catch on fire :C

>>749458 técnico do seguro social do INSS!!!

I was in a building and it was shaking like in an earthquake but I was told that it was actually does to zombies climbing out of their graves that the building was built on top of.

>>751395
>it was actually does to
it was actually due to
Maybe I need to go back to sleep.

had another dream where i killed someone and had to hide the body

I found some ecchi anime and it gave me the biggest hard-on ever.

Had a very strange dream, only remember some parts
I was getting privately tutored again, had two of my private tutors coming, at the same time I had to fetch something my parents ordered which didn't have the entire thing come
However I had to go to a priest(?) i dont remember how this happened, but there was a guy whose eye was broken/strange and the priest was black, and the guy said that he assaulted a child, and the priest forgave him. When the guy was coming back, he tried to speak to me assumedly, I said that he was creepy aloud.
I tried to walk away, but he had an underling, and they both tried to pursue me. I was trying to run away, but the underlings eye was literally bulging and leaking out from it's home state. And I tried to speak to the staff, who ignored it
No idea what happened next since I had to wake up

I dreamt of eating something I was not supposed to do.