DREAM REPORTING THREAD!!!!!!!
I'll give EVERY SINGLE post an ✨OFFICIAL DREAM RATING✨ AND I will guess what kind of mental disorder you have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
194 posts and 31 image replies omitted.I don't remember any dreams but I woke up in the middle of the night to strange sounds. It was like someone was walking on a thick cover of fallen leaves.
>>726525I think I'm brainrotted
I has a dream where an incel made me do a swimming competition against a chad and a woman to prove that women only care about physical capacity not looks, but I kept winning against the chad, first time normally the second time I put myself in front of the chad and he pushed me.
Then I talked t some other woman who was moving in and I said I was willing to help her, she said she was fine, but I knew that she said this because she didn't trust me ?
Then I beat chad one last time and the first woman accepted to go out with and the incel got pissed off.
That heatwave is making me go insane
I dreamt the window next to my bed just fell out. Frame and everything.
>>798963lol this is a funny ass dream
i had a dream where they made a backrooms and avengers crossover movie. it sucked btw
I… haven't had dreams in months. who's stealing my dreams? how can I find the hidden dream catcher in my room? it's gotta be some feature of the simulation that I just can't perceive, working its magic on me in sleep.
>>800725sorry man, my bad
I had a dream a while ago that I was working at some kind of factory or industrial setting. Possibly a port? It was a huge facility near a body of water with lots of cranes and loading equipment. Also my 4 year old niece was with me. I wasn't really doing so much work as I was just wandering around the place with her and occasionally keeping her out if trouble. I've worked in industrial settings before but never at a port.
dreamt of an old crush
I dreamed I was being chased by a girl with a butcher's knife, who cut off my finger and wanted to deal harm against me, only I was watching this in the third person, so like… She was chasing someone else, who I just accepted was me. Plus I dreamed some other shit, whatever. Like, I was walking on the beach in some foreign country and I talked to a passerby who told me she speaks like 5 languages and I was impressed by that.
I only have dreams if I nap during the day. What gives?
I only remember a part of my dream where I explained Socialism as a soft kind of Communism
Last night I dreamed that I was with my family gang scrapping a building in a quarantine district nearby the chinese embassy and then it was like a video game with clues about a Chinese diplomat who got lost inside and I kept finding stuff and picking them up then I got paranoid that there was a virus. But in the end I found his body and he had died of some type of poisoning from a classified material found in the quarantine zone and he has an audio recording that said that the British state was covering it up. Then the British Army and Chinese Special forces attack and they have a small mech which my mum drives into with her car and holds it off. Then we escape from the imperialist forces and we go to Eryri and it is super tall and scary and we are driving through the mountains beside sheer cliffs then it ends.
There was some kind of evil spirit appearing in the form of a plastic cup that I was afraid of.
I dreamed that I was watching election coverage in 2028 and the Democrat surrogates on cable news kept calling Dems "patriots" and Republicans "hateriots."
It was so fucking corny and forced I just knew immediately some Vasser girl nepo consultant had been paid millions of dollars to come up with that as a killer soundbite.
Anyways we live in the stupidest timeline so this was probably a prophetic dream and we'll see it manifest into reality in a few years.
I went hiking but it was just a seemingly infinitely long pier over a really shallow and flat lake. It was barely wide enough for two people to pass but it was full of people sunbathing who I had to carefully step around.
I was on vacation in a very poor village with some friends. I did not know my friends, only that they were friends. Somehow our clothes got lost and while a friend got gifted clothes at the grocery store out of pity, the rest of us had to hike in underwear. There was a long hill with various castles on top of it, we were walking at its foot where there were information tables about the castles with little models of them. On the hillside rich foreign tourists were cycling and they were laughing about our lack of clothing.
I woke and went to the kitchen but noticed that it was still pitch dark outside so I went back to the bed but from that room it was bright daylight outside.
Will our dreams ever get rated?
Had a dream that I broke into brenton tarrants jail cell and tortured him to death
It was some kind of summer camp but I don't remember what happened
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>>726525I dreamed I waa sucking my doppelganger's cock
Went hiking but there were zombies.
I dreamt tabloid was a slur against anarchists
Dreamt about work, I'm fucking killing myself
I was on vacation with old friends in some foreign land, by the see. Cars were driving underwater through a strait because they did not want to pay for the toll of the bridge. My friends only wanted to sleep but the owner of our accommodation made fun of them for this for some reason.
I was trying to uncover some crime at a kindergarten but the suspects kept chasing me. Like in a car chase. I had trouble driving as I lost my shoes.
>>733934analysis: sounds kinda fun, if it's bad ppl i guess?????? very sus though
score:
55/100 🤔
>>733935analysis: very boring!!!! hope u get cool dreams eventually
score:
0/100 🥀
>>735109analysis: very romantic very cool!!!! i'm detecting that the universe is telling u that a manic pixie dream girl is
AROUND THE CORNER so watch out
score:
65/100 ✨
>>736786analysis: das crazy!!! sussy subconscious though
score:
70/100 ✨
>>736787 analysis: that's the saddest thing i've read today very sad, however at least u got to see her again i guess…
score:
66/100 ✨
>>737042analysis: that's a spooky ass nightmare wtf. i think it means u'r stressed and stuff
score:
40/100 👹
>>737791analysis: i don't like this, it seems uncomfortable!!!!!!!!!!!but good for u for being a girlfriend person very cool
score:
30/100 🥀
>>737813analysis: dream (nightmare?!?!) 1 is terrifying, dream 2 is boring dream 3 is very philosophical and shit, dream 4 is amazing
average score:
90/100
ROUND OF APPLAUSE!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
>>737834analysis: very cool happy ending but still stressful!!!!!! means u'r gay
score: 40/100 🥀
>>737840analysis: very hot!!!!!!!!! means u'r the chose one
score: 90/100
ROUND OF APPLAUSE!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
>>739202analysis: that's very cool for ur health and stuff but this is a dream reporting thread goddamit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
score: 0/10 🥀
>>738908analysis: that's fucking nasty i hate it!!?!?!?!? i think it means u'r overworked
score: 30/100 🥀
>>738649analysis: i hate this kind of nightmare, it can go suck a bag of dicks
score: 10/100 🥀
>>738412shit that'd be cool. i'll report my dreams here at some point thx <3
>>738268analysis: das pretty epic holmes, & it means u'r cool
score: 70/100 ✨
>>739600analysis: sounds like a very cool dream and immersive, i like it!!!!
score:
85/100 ✨
>>739852analysis: stressful ass depressing nightmare, i hate it!!! your nightmare can go fuck itself
score:
5/100 🥀
>>740435analysis: another stressful nightmare. garbage nightmare!!!!! means u'r gay
score:
4/100 🥀
>>740440analysis: that's a stressful nightmare, but it's also haunting and cool in a way that I like, so I'm giving it a high score!!!!!!!!!
score:
87/100 ✨
>>740562analysis: wtf this is literally the worst kind of nightmare gang
score:
-10/100 🥀
>>740695analysis: solid dream VERY cool indeed!!!!!!!!!!
score:
70/100 ✨
>>741050analysis: annoying dream, but also seems liminal and haunting, so I think it's very cool!!!!!!!!!!!
score:
65/100 ✨
Spent the whole night sleepless and now I have to go to work without any dreams to report fml
>>776127>>754363>>746833>>746575>>823797i cast
have a dream and remember it magic on (you)s
I was having an in-depth discussion about cigarettes with some coworkers. None of us smokes.
had a really good dream where i lived in a gay world and was happy. fuck my stupid chud life
>>741534analysis: i had this nightmare once too, it sucked ass. I've had nightmares where I lose all my fingers and all my teeth too, don't know why
score: 1/100 🥀
>>741536dream 1 analysis: awful stressful nightmare, I hate potty nightmares.
score: 0/100 💩 (in case you didn't shit ur pants IRL)
score: 💩/100 ✨ (in case you did)
>>741816analysis: sounds kind of annoying but also satisfying, I like it
score: 60/100 ✨
>>743326analysis: epic
score: 90/100 ✨
>>743549analysis: depressing + boring + work
score: 1/100 🥀
>>744695analysis: that's kind of a cool dreamare as far as dreamares go!!!!
score: 60/100 ✨
>>744705analysis: i agree
score: 5/100 🥀
>>744737analysis: that's a solid dream, no notes
score: 80/100 ✨
>>745197analysis: funny but also slightly stressful dream
score: 65/100 ✨
>>745964analysis: badass dreamare, i love it
score: 100/100 💎
Back at school, one of my classmates got in trouble, supposedly for reading some copyrighted material. I asked the teacher to see the criminal charges and it turned out my classmate was actually cheating in some old browser game and got the death sentence for it.
I dreamed about a hot trnny the other day. She looked like a cis woman in a black dress. She was sitting down, but then I noticed she wasn't wearing any underwear and I could see her (shaven) balls.
What did my brain mean by this?
I was in the office, going to my desk. There was a coworker sitting next to me, who does not usually sit there, talking about how sick they felt but couldn't go home because they had some important things to do. Someone gave them medicine. The whole time they wouldn't look at me even for a brief moment and this upset me so much I woke up.
OP here!!!!!!! i just had one of those very insense deliriant dreams!!!!! I woke up inside the dream like 3 different times at least. One of the times I "woke up" and reality was completely
FUCKED and felt like I had severe brain damage and I legit thought this was my life now. but then I actually woke up… did I wake up? Is this still a dream?!?!?!?!??!?!???!?!
>>824720analysis: GARBAGE depressing dreamare, I hope you don't have it again
score: -20/100 🥀
>>824520analysis: very hot, but no action :C
score: 60/100 😳
also, it means u'r a gock sucker>>824455analysis: very cool funny psychedelic ass dream I like it(!!!)
score: 80/100 ✨
>>824365analysis: i hope u keep having this gay dream so it consumes reality and it becomes the truth, it's a
very cool dream
score: 99/100 ✨
>>824032analysis: that's a goofy twist!!!! Maybe this is predicting the future, who knows?!?!?!?!??!?!? hopefuly not, u shouldn't get addicted to nicotine…
score: 70/100 ✨
A nail was driven through my head, across the skull, right behind the eyes, without touching the brain or damaging anything. Unnoticeable, unless I rolled my eyes to the very ends of their ranges, then I could feel them touching the metal. They claimed it was for aesthetic reasons, like a piercing. But I don't remember being asked if I wanted it or not.
>>825466analysis: that's a very spooky dreamare!!! i hope it isn't foreshadowing for how u'r going to die!!!!!
score: 70/100 ✨
>>819053analysis: stressful but sounds fun. Also naked feet very hot
score: 75/100 ✨
>>818582analysis: EXTREMELY depressing nightmare, very uncool. Hope u have a decent dream next time
score: 0/100 🥀
>>818823analysis: extremely cool dream despite the injustice at the end!!!!!!
score: 95/100 ✨
>>816143analysis: o… kay…? That's all?
also, this dream means u'r gay for some reason
score: 20/100 🥀
>>816142analysis: that's pretty cool! I wish u remembered more details. Also, this dream means u have 15 years left to live, don't know why
score: 58/100 ✨️
>>814994analysis: oh my!!!!! very cool
score: 95/100 😳
>>813052analysis: sounds boring, but I bet cool stuff happened at some point(?)
score: 30/100 💤
I woke up early and while trying to fall asleep again, forgot the dream that I know to have dreamed. All I remember that it involved knights who were not impressed by some Grace & Alunya fanfiction.
I had to pee, so I went to the loo and whipped it out. The foreskin looked swollen, and when I pulled it back, thick, deep-blue, ink-like goo flew out from under it, a much larger amount than it could have fit in there.
I was in this city that I do not know. They gave us maps with points of interests marked, and our task was to visit each. It was like a competition or something. The weather was overcast and gloomy. There were old castles everywhere. I had as my teammate this woman and we had fun exploring the old buildings.
We were playing some cricket like game in the shallow waters of a huge river, the ball kept rolling into the deeper parts. Then I had to go to some concert but it was too late and it was far away and I couldn't make it. Afterwards I lied about it and told others that it was great.
>>825980analysis: who do these knights think they are?!?!???! there's no such thing as bad Gracelunya fanfic
score: 5/100 🥀
>>826326analysis: a haunting dreamare!!! very cool. Hope it doesn't happen in real life
score: 70/100 ✨
>>827898analysis: banger dream, no notes!!!!
score: 95/100 💎
>>828188analysis: kinda slightly sad dream, but the criket in a river part is very cool(!)
score: 65/100 ✨
>>812746analysis: this some kind of almost wet nightmare, what is this? anyway, kinda sad, kinda hot, kinda very cool
score: 67/100 💦
I had to DIY some information sign for a church of some kind, where my uncle worked, as a historian, then I played some video game that was like GTA, at first I drove some car but when I got out of it my character was Jazz Jackrabbit and the controls were like on those 3D bonus levels.
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