DREAM REPORTING THREAD!!!!!!!
I'll give EVERY SINGLE post an ✨OFFICIAL DREAM RATING✨ AND I will guess what kind of mental disorder you have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
86 posts and 15 image replies omitted.Hey OP, weren't you supposed to rate our dreams?
>>749203chihuahia is a very busy man these days
I only remember that it was about her.
>>749203>>749208i'm sorry, i'm studying 48 hours a day for a competitive exam for a government job
hope y'all are doing well this weekend(!!!!!!)
>>749394Vai virar bombeiro?
I was on vacation and wanted to wash my ass.
>>749423 thank u but ur song made my headphones catch on fire :C
>>749458 técnico do seguro social do INSS!!!
I was in a building and it was shaking like in an earthquake but I was told that it was actually does to zombies climbing out of their graves that the building was built on top of.
>>751395>it was actually does toit was actually due to
Maybe I need to go back to sleep.
had another dream where i killed someone and had to hide the body
I found some ecchi anime and it gave me the biggest hard-on ever.
Had a very strange dream, only remember some parts
I was getting privately tutored again, had two of my private tutors coming, at the same time I had to fetch something my parents ordered which didn't have the entire thing come
However I had to go to a priest(?) i dont remember how this happened, but there was a guy whose eye was broken/strange and the priest was black, and the guy said that he assaulted a child, and the priest forgave him. When the guy was coming back, he tried to speak to me assumedly, I said that he was creepy aloud.
I tried to walk away, but he had an underling, and they both tried to pursue me. I was trying to run away, but the underlings eye was literally bulging and leaking out from it's home state. And I tried to speak to the staff, who ignored it
No idea what happened next since I had to wake up
I dreamt of eating something I was not supposed to do.
There was a big bowl of meat that I was supposed to eat but I just couldn't look at it.
don't remember
I was at this run-down building that is known to inexplicably attract old people who will die the very next day of their visit, but everyone there was young. We listened to Epica's The Divine Conspiracy from a compact disk. I died like twenty times in quick succession, like a video game character whose dying animation has been stuck in a loop.
I was hurrying to some kind of examination, but the bus ran over a woman and the driver did not want us to call an ambulance because he was afraid of being deported. I'm not AmeriKKKan and the dream did not take place there, so I am not sure why I dreamt this.
Are lucid dream overrated?
I dreamt that I was back in school and somehow Bill Gates visited to give a lecture and ask kids about their future plans and their relationship to computers and what not so my troll friends asked if I could sit next to Bill cuz I'm the school nerd and they agreed and I told Bill while cameras were rolling that I've been using Linux since age 13 because Windows is the most insanely crappiest OS out there and Microsoft scammed its way into being the most used OS and people in the audience were laughing their asses off and first I thought I was saying something wrong but then got cheers and what not and then I realized that I was just owning poor Bill with fax and logix and after the event Bill came over to me and asked "y did you do me like that, kid" and I was like genuinely surprised and sorry for him and told him I was just expressing my honest views without trying to be personal.
Weird. Would never feel sorry for that mother fucker IRL.
dreamt that i was bullying marco rubio and telling him to kill himself as he sat in shame. maybe he had the same dream and that was actually him. i hope so
>>756576Windows and Apple are ripoffs of Unix
Dreams of her.
>>757036I do hope he kills himself. In your dreams I mean.
>>757117Or more like, kill him
I remember my feet being full of wounds, and thinking that I will have to check if there's something wrong with my shoe that made it that way.
I dreamt about a TV show similar to The Office, but about hustle culture and a series of small businesses routinely fucking each other over.
>*gets off sales call*
>He probably thinks i'm some black guy.
>Let's shred all of the documents and get out of here.
The B plot was about someone lending out his 80s CD and having to get intimate with his female boss, who visibly had bedbugs, to get it back.
I had to go to school but I did not know what classes I will have. It was a Wednesday.
Dreamt of a big brawl at my workplace.
>>758558I've had so many school dreams, that they have their own lore at this point.
i had a dream where i was back at my old job. i left a month ago but because i couldnt find work i went back. the secretary was like wtf? but your already here on our system. you never actually left. i felt like a failure but i needed the money
I was in an office, looking out of the window, watching people on the roof of the high rise across the street, and there was ZUN, with his silly little hat and a mug of beer.
Man, dreams suck ass. Just remembered I had a dream I was trying to clean the eye crusties off my eyelashes and I accidentally pulled them out and I was looking up whether they would grow back. Now I have that false memory in my head and I had to remember that never happened. Does that happen to anyone else here? You remember some semi-plausible dream and then you have to remember that never happened?
had a friends w benefits w sex that was slowly drifting apart and getting awkward w my crush in high school. weird thing is ive never had sex or had a relationship but it felt real. im not even a drama type of guy, dont think ive watched a real tv show in years
So, the bad news is it might have been the first time in years i've had my childhood nightmare again the humanoid entities that appeared to me are very specific, even going so far as taking place in a variation of my childhood home and all. The good news is each appearance spooked me so hard the dream just cycled back or eventually made me wake up with my muscles tensed. What's also unusual is i got these dreams in the middle of the night, just after my REM phase ostensibly started.
To the dream experts of siberia: Do you think it's just stress getting to me or do i need to genuinely worry about a malignant influence?
>>761914I went back to sleep and i think my dreams were normal at first. Then something in the environment turned bad and i spent 3 or more grueling dreams trying to get up from a bed, only to find i still wasn't awake. During all this i briefly hallucinated Lilith and Sabine Hossenfelder was part of one environment, but i don't think those have deeper meanings. I woke up with a headache, but i guess i should be grateful i didn't get sleep paralysis proper.
I was at a grill party. Two fat guys were talking about going to rehab for smoking tobacco, one said "you better start right now" and snatched a box of cigarettes from the other and they got into a fistfight over it. I was preparing a salad, washing the lettuce and tomato and feta cheese. I noticed that the host was touching the inner thigh of a underage girl and I went up to him and told him it's not a good look with his ongoing pedophilia case, but I couldn't see his reaction as my eyes were blindfolded.
Yesterday in my dream a guy around my age so young (~19) was getting married (although his wife was not in scene) and he asked me to be with him filling the papers since he needed to be with someone, I accepted and through all the dream I had a weird sensation, I liked being around him, it was genuine liking and I think there was something sexual to it but it was very subtle, I just liked being the godfather/witness of a guy getting married so young (he was also wearing nice clothes obviously) and who seemed to have life figured out, maybe also related to not being able to imagine myself with most guys since most seem straight and kinda on another realm I can't access and some internalized homophobia. Then after that we played a bit in the beach by the river.
>>762356It’s not unusual to get married at nineteen.
It’s only due to cultural infantilism that it’s seen as an anomaly
>>726539It does the same when it’s getting bad
It’s like the brain subconsciously realizes none of it is real
>>762374Well, I that was a bit the reason I was feeling weirdly good next to him. But he wasn't getting married because he was a LARPing chud or a LARPing tradcath, he was just a normal guy who was getting marrying, and thats also what made him attractive
With some friends we sneaked into some net cafe like thing where we played SuperTuxKart on the LAN but every kart had guns and instead of race tracks we were driving in a city full of tanks.
Does Dara Ektimova perform rituals?
>>762457What LARPing chud/tradcath gets married?
Most of them end up single and sexlesss for life. They have to cope with parasocial semi-sexual relations with minors/mentally ill post-pubescents
i was trying to travel on the bus but it was difficult because it kept stopping. then at one point the cops with sheriff hats made us stop in the middle of the road to search all our bags. they went back to bully the first guy they pulled over but he ran away and so they shot him. then the cops went over to examine the body on the train tracks. we heard on the news that trump had finished bombing north korea
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