DREAM REPORTING THREAD!!!!!!!
I'll give EVERY SINGLE post an ✨OFFICIAL DREAM RATING✨ AND I will guess what kind of mental disorder you have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
122 posts and 19 image replies omitted.Man, dreams suck ass. Just remembered I had a dream I was trying to clean the eye crusties off my eyelashes and I accidentally pulled them out and I was looking up whether they would grow back. Now I have that false memory in my head and I had to remember that never happened. Does that happen to anyone else here? You remember some semi-plausible dream and then you have to remember that never happened?
had a friends w benefits w sex that was slowly drifting apart and getting awkward w my crush in high school. weird thing is ive never had sex or had a relationship but it felt real. im not even a drama type of guy, dont think ive watched a real tv show in years
So, the bad news is it might have been the first time in years i've had my childhood nightmare again the humanoid entities that appeared to me are very specific, even going so far as taking place in a variation of my childhood home and all. The good news is each appearance spooked me so hard the dream just cycled back or eventually made me wake up with my muscles tensed. What's also unusual is i got these dreams in the middle of the night, just after my REM phase ostensibly started.
To the dream experts of siberia: Do you think it's just stress getting to me or do i need to genuinely worry about a malignant influence?
>>761914I went back to sleep and i think my dreams were normal at first. Then something in the environment turned bad and i spent 3 or more grueling dreams trying to get up from a bed, only to find i still wasn't awake. During all this i briefly hallucinated Lilith and Sabine Hossenfelder was part of one environment, but i don't think those have deeper meanings. I woke up with a headache, but i guess i should be grateful i didn't get sleep paralysis proper.
I was at a grill party. Two fat guys were talking about going to rehab for smoking tobacco, one said "you better start right now" and snatched a box of cigarettes from the other and they got into a fistfight over it. I was preparing a salad, washing the lettuce and tomato and feta cheese. I noticed that the host was touching the inner thigh of a underage girl and I went up to him and told him it's not a good look with his ongoing pedophilia case, but I couldn't see his reaction as my eyes were blindfolded.
Yesterday in my dream a guy around my age so young (~19) was getting married (although his wife was not in scene) and he asked me to be with him filling the papers since he needed to be with someone, I accepted and through all the dream I had a weird sensation, I liked being around him, it was genuine liking and I think there was something sexual to it but it was very subtle, I just liked being the godfather/witness of a guy getting married so young (he was also wearing nice clothes obviously) and who seemed to have life figured out, maybe also related to not being able to imagine myself with most guys since most seem straight and kinda on another realm I can't access and some internalized homophobia. Then after that we played a bit in the beach by the river.
>>762356It’s not unusual to get married at nineteen.
It’s only due to cultural infantilism that it’s seen as an anomaly
>>726539It does the same when it’s getting bad
It’s like the brain subconsciously realizes none of it is real
>>762374Well, I that was a bit the reason I was feeling weirdly good next to him. But he wasn't getting married because he was a LARPing chud or a LARPing tradcath, he was just a normal guy who was getting marrying, and thats also what made him attractive
With some friends we sneaked into some net cafe like thing where we played SuperTuxKart on the LAN but every kart had guns and instead of race tracks we were driving in a city full of tanks.
Does Dara Ektimova perform rituals?
>>762457What LARPing chud/tradcath gets married?
Most of them end up single and sexlesss for life. They have to cope with parasocial semi-sexual relations with minors/mentally ill post-pubescents
i was trying to travel on the bus but it was difficult because it kept stopping. then at one point the cops with sheriff hats made us stop in the middle of the road to search all our bags. they went back to bully the first guy they pulled over but he ran away and so they shot him. then the cops went over to examine the body on the train tracks. we heard on the news that trump had finished bombing north korea
Reporting for duty at 5 am like any sane person would
Dreamt that a few of my friends and I went to a futuristic movie theatre. We sat in its equivalent of boxes, right in front of its bar/kitchen and, at least in my case, proceeded to ignore the movie and stuff our faces with what to my hungry and tired brain passed as fine food for hours on end. Very enjoyable. In addition to the popcorn and soda I walked in with I recall having a lot of eggs and rice, decent amount of various types of fish, nuts, and some chicken with a mango cocktail.
I could do a play by play but that was the gist of it. Funny thing about eating dreams is that you're not actually being satiating yourself so you just keep going. At one point, well into the feast, a little girl in the row ahead of me got up looking like she wanted to discard a presumably empty box of pizza and I had to resist the urge to ask if there was any leftovers I could have.
I was at the shapeshifting competition finals. The competitors had to shapeshift into something and mingle with the spectators, without being outed as shapeshifters. One of the competitors was Alice Cappelle, and she was very easy to recognize as in her other forms she still retained some of her radiant beauty. And yet she still won.
I dreamt of a bird.
Had a dream where I went to a shop just to get a Monster Bad Apple but then I saw my old bullies there. So I called them fuckwits.
I've been having nightmares lately. I think it's because of too much caffeine. gotta cut down on the caffeine. anyway here's last night's nightmare.
>my sister went to asia, or mexico, or something like that
>brought back a rare liquor, and since I like alcohol, I wanted to try it
>it came in an opaque crystal flask, looked something like a perfume bottle
>in the center of the flash was a white, hairy spider
>the spider is captured and placed into the flask at bottling
>the spider's body is laced with some natural secretions that have a chemical interaction with the alcohol that gives it a particular taste and smoothness when aged
>immediately turned off at the idea of consuming this alcohol
this is a nightmare because I fucking HATE spiders and it's a goddamn phobia for me. the spider to flask ratio was rather small, which is to say, the spider itself occupied a huge amount of space. i was a large spider, like a tarantula.
the other dream I had the other day was:
>like a black and white grainy film
>like an old time animated cartoon, like st. james infirmary blues/betty boop or something
>my uncle next door rents his house
>the people he rented to are a gang of serial killers
>I know this because I went there and saw a crime scene
>I ran back home and locked the doors but they were coming home and saw me
>They attacked my elderly father and laughed about it
>They attempted to knock down the door to the house
I was scared and basically I'm a huge fucking coward because if any serious shit ever went down I'd fold like a house of cards. I need to get a gun or something.
I don't know to what extent I'm embellishing/filling in the blanks. that tends to happen apparently.
Today was my first day to dream in Toki Pona. Nothing interesting happened in the dream but I spoke one or two Toki Pona sentences.
I dreamt I was at Jurassic Park from the first movie, only I was genre savvy. I decided to stay with the kids because I figured they wouldn't die so it would be safest. DIdn't see any dinosaurs but could hear them roaring and such in the background it was scary. There was, however, a huge Octopus that changed its colors in a rhthymic way that hypnotised anyone that looked at it, including the kids. They were hypnotised and walked up to it and were eaten. I figured I was the next one to go so I thought, "I'll just hide in the corner until the credits roll." Then I woke up.
Got drunk on a beach vacation with my mom and sister and had a dream where me and my dad (very conservative) went to a hot topic and bought leftypol merch
I keep dreaming of her.
>I'm in a warehouse where semi-trucks are stored
>I see a man the size of an SUV, that looks like a sumo-wrestler
>He challenges me to a fight while laughing at me
>I say "of course I can't beat you, you will just throw me to the ground"
>He says "try"
>Immediately get thrown to the pavement
>I get transported inside the warehouse where the trucks are unloaded
>Very dark in the warehouse, but there is some warm fluorescent lighting
>Sumo wrestler guy now has a giant hummingbird's face and long beak
>There are 5 living sentient hotdog people that seem to be paralyzed into the shape of novelty chairs
>I guess technically they are humans that have become sentient novelty hot dog chairs?
>No human features other than eyes and mouth at the top of the hotdog, where the head would be
>Goofy faces, they could be a cartoon mascot for a hotdog brand
>They can't speak or do anything but I can see them looking around
>The giant man with a hummingbird beak begins to use the tip of his beak to slowly cut the throat of the novelty hotdog chair person nearest to me
>The hotdog chair person begins to bleed what I assume is ketchup
>As the ketchup slowly oozes out, the hotdog person's eyes begin to frantically dart around before they die
>Next 2 hotdog people get executed in this style
>The hummingbird man says "its okay, most of these were 35-90 year olds who wasted their life, so no one will miss them anyway"
>The hummingbird man intends to sell the dead hotdog people chairs, and it seems like maybe they were never supposed to be sentient in the first place
>I'm assuming he will continue to slice open the throats of the final 2 hotdog people, so I flee
>I find a door that inexplicably opens to a grocery store
>There are 2 overweight elderly Chinese women
>I say "I need help there are people being murdered in here"
>They say "Of course we will help you, what do you need?"
>I ask if they know anyone with a gun, and they just go "ohhhh no no no" like they are scolding me
>Frustrated and terrified with the situation, I open another door that opens to a grassy cliffside facing the ocean, I see my dead dog running around
>I wake up
I still feel really bad for the novelty hotdog chair people
>>773506Perhaps you need to go vegetarian.
I was swimming in the sea (I can't swim)
>>773506That's fucking awesome. I can imagine it.
>>773996You should take lessons and learn. If not just for safety then for fun. It's pretty great. Imagine drowning because you don't even know how to dog paddle.
I loved going swimming as a kid after seeing James Bond movies. I'd pretend I was Bond and try to stay hidden under the water and only come up for air in the corners of the pool.
Swimming at night was so great.
I was a some kind of wildlife rehabilitation centre. There were wolves and tigers.
In my dream I was a preacher in some millenarian cult. None of that new-age suicide cult nonsense, real oldschool Christian heresy. I was going to give a sermon to all my followers, both of them, in an old, abandoned chapel that had old books lying around, some with very beautiful woodcuts. But I was just so fed up with the whole thing I told my two followers that I'm quitting.
>>726525I dreamed that I was playing a game that was like total war combined with Minecraft, but the setting was the colonisation of the USA and I was playing as William Shakespeare. We landed in New York and made a settlement there, then it went to first person and I went out and explored while most of my people stayed at the settlement. Eventually they came out to come to the next town site with me but they got mad that I picked up every weapon and food item and whatever that I found because they didn't want to carry everything.
>>775526Oh and I remember I also had a separate dream (kinda) afterwards where I was a high school student from like a Christian college and I was visiting a non Christian lib school for like a debate or something I guess? But I didn't want to tell the students I was meeting that because they were cute girls, but some of them were suspicious. Then I grabbed some stuff like clothes etc from a corner in a bag and one of the girls was questioning me about if it was mine, and I was saying yes it was even though it wasn't, because I knew it had been left here by Shakespeare and he was my character so it belonged to me as a player. So I took the bag and then I had to go and sneak through the school, I had some kind of missions to complete, I think I was trying to sabotage their side in the debate so that everyone would be convinced by our evangelical bullshit lol. I got some keys given to me by an admin lady to help her with a chore but she remembered to ask for them back afterwards and I was like damn, I should have walked off after we finished instead of hanging around and chatting.
Anyways yeah then I woke up.
I am going to assume the dream was informed by the fact I was talking to my boyfriend about the movies Hamnet and The Testament of Ann Lee today (only for a few minutes but still).
One of those dreams that wakes you up so you don't wet your pants.
I dreamt that Kim Jon-Un visited me and wanted to see what life was like for "everyday people." But I really had to go to the bathroom so I decided to take him to public bathrooms which he said that "he wasn't allowed to use back home, he had to use single-person bathrooms" essentially like a unisex bathroom. but all of the bathrooms were like on top of huge parking ramps that I had to walk through with no stairs. I couldn't use any of the urinals because comrade kim was staring at me trying to figure out how they work and it made me freeze up. This went on for a while until I finally woke up and went to my own bathroom and peed.
>>726525when i was like 5 i dreamt that jake the dog (yes from adventure time) was following me and wanted to eat me, would you also believe it if i told you i was very weird growing up?
>>775603>anon was 5 when adventure time airedFuck, I'm old. I'm turning into dust
>>775606Time makes fools of us all
I saw a bunny with wings. I told someone about it and they caught one to show me that it did not have wings.
>>775606age discrimination
dreamt I went on a Hawaiian vacation but it was cloudy and windy and gross just like back home :((((
Took some melatonin last night and had a dream I was drafted into the army with my friend. This part happened in the modern day, but when we got to the army it was 1944 and we were fighting the Nazis in France. Honestly it was pretty comfy and felt like I was playing an old school CoD game. 9/10 would dream again.
Had a dream last night where I was in central Sofia in the nude except for an oversized white shirt. I had been running and doing backflips but then I fell backwards into a water fountain
shit was so cash
four guys peed into my mouth
I dreamt I was a student in china and I went on a magic schoolbus type mission to a city at night where I had to predict crimes before they happened, ended up predicting where a car thief was going to take the car. I waited for him in the jungle and then he was apprehended and then my teacher showed up and drove me to the train station where I took the train back to the portable classroom and I woke up.
I didn't have any dreams tonight.
went hiking
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