DREAM REPORTING THREAD!!!!!!!
I'll give EVERY SINGLE post an ✨OFFICIAL DREAM RATING✨ AND I will guess what kind of mental disorder you have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
71 posts and 14 image replies omitted.Old highschool friend who moved abroad came back to visit but got embarrassed about something silly and hid somewhere and we were trying to find him.
I was going to the park for some event, and I thought it would be close but it turned out to be in a different city. Therefore I got on the bus, which should have got me there. But, along with the four other passengers, we noticed that the bus did not stop at one of its stops, which was full of people waiting for it. We mentioned this to the driver but he said he does not care. We protested that this was unfair with a bus that goes so rarely and he got upset and decided to kidnap us instead. He brought us to his garden but I managed to call the organizer of the event I was going to and they sent agents to liberate us from our prison.
You guys got social epilepsy
I saw a plane crash and explode into a suburbanish area and went to see the wreck but it fell into a mine pit lake and there was nothing to see.
>>746324I keep dreaming that my sister is sucking my friend's cock
I don't remember.
I can't remember.
>>746926I used to be like this until close friend KYS himself. Now it doesnt even cross my mind.
We were making a lot of food, for a soup kitchen or something, and people were arguing what we can compost and what we need to throw away.
It was something about atomic bombs, but I don't remember the details anymore.
I was in some village and had to get to some other village but did not have money for the bus fare.
The same war dream again, where I lost my rifle and have to do a forced march on my own or else face capture
I was popping some white heads on my face and one exploded with a worm popping out. I pulled the whole thing out of my head, I felt relief as I was pulling. It was probably like 20 feet long. After I removed it I noticed I looked much slimmer.
I was going down this concrete road in the forest and there were road works ahead. The workers were neck deep in some natural looking hole in the middle of the road and one of them asked me if I could help him lift this piece of asphalt from the edge of it. I agreed and we lifted it and started walking but after a few steps I asked where we were going. I was told we were going to throw it into the woods. I said I won't do that as it is illegal. All the other workers laughed and told him that I was right but he was pissed.
After that I had an unrelated dream where a coworker tried to get some of my friends and me to steal a PlayStation with them, and we all agreed to do it.
Hey OP, weren't you supposed to rate our dreams?
>>749203chihuahia is a very busy man these days
I only remember that it was about her.
>>749203>>749208i'm sorry, i'm studying 48 hours a day for a competitive exam for a government job
hope y'all are doing well this weekend(!!!!!!)
>>749394Vai virar bombeiro?
I was on vacation and wanted to wash my ass.
>>749423 thank u but ur song made my headphones catch on fire :C
>>749458 técnico do seguro social do INSS!!!
I was in a building and it was shaking like in an earthquake but I was told that it was actually does to zombies climbing out of their graves that the building was built on top of.
>>751395>it was actually does toit was actually due to
Maybe I need to go back to sleep.
had another dream where i killed someone and had to hide the body
I found some ecchi anime and it gave me the biggest hard-on ever.
Had a very strange dream, only remember some parts
I was getting privately tutored again, had two of my private tutors coming, at the same time I had to fetch something my parents ordered which didn't have the entire thing come
However I had to go to a priest(?) i dont remember how this happened, but there was a guy whose eye was broken/strange and the priest was black, and the guy said that he assaulted a child, and the priest forgave him. When the guy was coming back, he tried to speak to me assumedly, I said that he was creepy aloud.
I tried to walk away, but he had an underling, and they both tried to pursue me. I was trying to run away, but the underlings eye was literally bulging and leaking out from it's home state. And I tried to speak to the staff, who ignored it
No idea what happened next since I had to wake up
I dreamt of eating something I was not supposed to do.
There was a big bowl of meat that I was supposed to eat but I just couldn't look at it.
don't remember
I was at this run-down building that is known to inexplicably attract old people who will die the very next day of their visit, but everyone there was young. We listened to Epica's The Divine Conspiracy from a compact disk. I died like twenty times in quick succession, like a video game character whose dying animation has been stuck in a loop.
I was hurrying to some kind of examination, but the bus ran over a woman and the driver did not want us to call an ambulance because he was afraid of being deported. I'm not AmeriKKKan and the dream did not take place there, so I am not sure why I dreamt this.
Are lucid dream overrated?
I dreamt that I was back in school and somehow Bill Gates visited to give a lecture and ask kids about their future plans and their relationship to computers and what not so my troll friends asked if I could sit next to Bill cuz I'm the school nerd and they agreed and I told Bill while cameras were rolling that I've been using Linux since age 13 because Windows is the most insanely crappiest OS out there and Microsoft scammed its way into being the most used OS and people in the audience were laughing their asses off and first I thought I was saying something wrong but then got cheers and what not and then I realized that I was just owning poor Bill with fax and logix and after the event Bill came over to me and asked "y did you do me like that, kid" and I was like genuinely surprised and sorry for him and told him I was just expressing my honest views without trying to be personal.
Weird. Would never feel sorry for that mother fucker IRL.
dreamt that i was bullying marco rubio and telling him to kill himself as he sat in shame. maybe he had the same dream and that was actually him. i hope so
>>756576Windows and Apple are ripoffs of Unix
Dreams of her.
>>757036I do hope he kills himself. In your dreams I mean.
>>757117Or more like, kill him
I remember my feet being full of wounds, and thinking that I will have to check if there's something wrong with my shoe that made it that way.
I dreamt about a TV show similar to The Office, but about hustle culture and a series of small businesses routinely fucking each other over.
>*gets off sales call*
>He probably thinks i'm some black guy.
>Let's shred all of the documents and get out of here.
The B plot was about someone lending out his 80s CD and having to get intimate with his female boss, who visibly had bedbugs, to get it back.
I had to go to school but I did not know what classes I will have. It was a Wednesday.
Dreamt of a big brawl at my workplace.
>>758558I've had so many school dreams, that they have their own lore at this point.
i had a dream where i was back at my old job. i left a month ago but because i couldnt find work i went back. the secretary was like wtf? but your already here on our system. you never actually left. i felt like a failure but i needed the money
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