DREAM REPORTING THREAD!!!!!!!
I'll give EVERY SINGLE post an ✨OFFICIAL DREAM RATING✨ AND I will guess what kind of mental disorder you have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
185 posts and 29 image replies omitted.The news headlines were full of a nuclear war that broke out, but the actual reporting was about an Eastern European country nuking itself, killing a grand total of four anti-government protestors and wounding three more. The TV channels had a radiation meter constantly overlaid their regular programming, but it always measured zero.
I don't remember what was going on but she was there.
had a nice date with a girl but when i was driving her back home the cartel surrounded my car and kidnapped us
Spent the whole night thrashing around in bed, I slept like zero seconds. No dreams.
I forgot to do my daily Anki and ruined my streak.
Something about water.
Some woman hugged me.
Our eyes met.
I don't remember any dreams but I woke up in the middle of the night to strange sounds. It was like someone was walking on a thick cover of fallen leaves.
>>726525I think I'm brainrotted
I has a dream where an incel made me do a swimming competition against a chad and a woman to prove that women only care about physical capacity not looks, but I kept winning against the chad, first time normally the second time I put myself in front of the chad and he pushed me.
Then I talked t some other woman who was moving in and I said I was willing to help her, she said she was fine, but I knew that she said this because she didn't trust me ?
Then I beat chad one last time and the first woman accepted to go out with and the incel got pissed off.
That heatwave is making me go insane
I dreamt the window next to my bed just fell out. Frame and everything.
>>798963lol this is a funny ass dream
i had a dream where they made a backrooms and avengers crossover movie. it sucked btw
I… haven't had dreams in months. who's stealing my dreams? how can I find the hidden dream catcher in my room? it's gotta be some feature of the simulation that I just can't perceive, working its magic on me in sleep.
>>800725sorry man, my bad
I had a dream a while ago that I was working at some kind of factory or industrial setting. Possibly a port? It was a huge facility near a body of water with lots of cranes and loading equipment. Also my 4 year old niece was with me. I wasn't really doing so much work as I was just wandering around the place with her and occasionally keeping her out if trouble. I've worked in industrial settings before but never at a port.
dreamt of an old crush
I dreamed I was being chased by a girl with a butcher's knife, who cut off my finger and wanted to deal harm against me, only I was watching this in the third person, so like… She was chasing someone else, who I just accepted was me. Plus I dreamed some other shit, whatever. Like, I was walking on the beach in some foreign country and I talked to a passerby who told me she speaks like 5 languages and I was impressed by that.
I only have dreams if I nap during the day. What gives?
I only remember a part of my dream where I explained Socialism as a soft kind of Communism
Last night I dreamed that I was with my family gang scrapping a building in a quarantine district nearby the chinese embassy and then it was like a video game with clues about a Chinese diplomat who got lost inside and I kept finding stuff and picking them up then I got paranoid that there was a virus. But in the end I found his body and he had died of some type of poisoning from a classified material found in the quarantine zone and he has an audio recording that said that the British state was covering it up. Then the British Army and Chinese Special forces attack and they have a small mech which my mum drives into with her car and holds it off. Then we escape from the imperialist forces and we go to Eryri and it is super tall and scary and we are driving through the mountains beside sheer cliffs then it ends.
There was some kind of evil spirit appearing in the form of a plastic cup that I was afraid of.
I dreamed that I was watching election coverage in 2028 and the Democrat surrogates on cable news kept calling Dems "patriots" and Republicans "hateriots."
It was so fucking corny and forced I just knew immediately some Vasser girl nepo consultant had been paid millions of dollars to come up with that as a killer soundbite.
Anyways we live in the stupidest timeline so this was probably a prophetic dream and we'll see it manifest into reality in a few years.
I went hiking but it was just a seemingly infinitely long pier over a really shallow and flat lake. It was barely wide enough for two people to pass but it was full of people sunbathing who I had to carefully step around.
I was on vacation in a very poor village with some friends. I did not know my friends, only that they were friends. Somehow our clothes got lost and while a friend got gifted clothes at the grocery store out of pity, the rest of us had to hike in underwear. There was a long hill with various castles on top of it, we were walking at its foot where there were information tables about the castles with little models of them. On the hillside rich foreign tourists were cycling and they were laughing about our lack of clothing.
I woke and went to the kitchen but noticed that it was still pitch dark outside so I went back to the bed but from that room it was bright daylight outside.
Will our dreams ever get rated?
Had a dream that I broke into brenton tarrants jail cell and tortured him to death
It was some kind of summer camp but I don't remember what happened
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>>726525I dreamed I waa sucking my doppelganger's cock
Went hiking but there were zombies.
I dreamt tabloid was a slur against anarchists
Dreamt about work, I'm fucking killing myself
I was on vacation with old friends in some foreign land, by the see. Cars were driving underwater through a strait because they did not want to pay for the toll of the bridge. My friends only wanted to sleep but the owner of our accommodation made fun of them for this for some reason.
I was trying to uncover some crime at a kindergarten but the suspects kept chasing me. Like in a car chase. I had trouble driving as I lost my shoes.
>>733934analysis: sounds kinda fun, if it's bad ppl i guess?????? very sus though
score:
55/100 🤔
>>733935analysis: very boring!!!! hope u get cool dreams eventually
score:
0/100 🥀
>>735109analysis: very romantic very cool!!!! i'm detecting that the universe is telling u that a manic pixie dream girl is
AROUND THE CORNER so watch out
score:
65/100 ✨
>>736786analysis: das crazy!!! sussy subconscious though
score:
70/100 ✨
>>736787 analysis: that's the saddest thing i've read today very sad, however at least u got to see her again i guess…
score:
66/100 ✨
>>737042analysis: that's a spooky ass nightmare wtf. i think it means u'r stressed and stuff
score:
40/100 👹
>>737791analysis: i don't like this, it seems uncomfortable!!!!!!!!!!!but good for u for being a girlfriend person very cool
score:
30/100 🥀
>>737813analysis: dream (nightmare?!?!) 1 is terrifying, dream 2 is boring dream 3 is very philosophical and shit, dream 4 is amazing
average score:
90/100
ROUND OF APPLAUSE!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
>>737834analysis: very cool happy ending but still stressful!!!!!! means u'r gay
score: 40/100 🥀
>>737840analysis: very hot!!!!!!!!! means u'r the chose one
score: 90/100
ROUND OF APPLAUSE!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
>>739202analysis: that's very cool for ur health and stuff but this is a dream reporting thread goddamit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
score: 0/10 🥀
>>738908analysis: that's fucking nasty i hate it!!?!?!?!? i think it means u'r overworked
score: 30/100 🥀
>>738649analysis: i hate this kind of nightmare, it can go suck a bag of dicks
score: 10/100 🥀
>>738412shit that'd be cool. i'll report my dreams here at some point thx <3
>>738268analysis: das pretty epic holmes, & it means u'r cool
score: 70/100 ✨
>>739600analysis: sounds like a very cool dream and immersive, i like it!!!!
score:
85/100 ✨
>>739852analysis: stressful ass depressing nightmare, i hate it!!! your nightmare can go fuck itself
score:
5/100 🥀
>>740435analysis: another stressful nightmare. garbage nightmare!!!!! means u'r gay
score:
4/100 🥀
>>740440analysis: that's a stressful nightmare, but it's also haunting and cool in a way that I like, so I'm giving it a high score!!!!!!!!!
score:
87/100 ✨
>>740562analysis: wtf this is literally the worst kind of nightmare gang
score:
-10/100 🥀
>>740695analysis: solid dream VERY cool indeed!!!!!!!!!!
score:
70/100 ✨
>>741050analysis: annoying dream, but also seems liminal and haunting, so I think it's very cool!!!!!!!!!!!
score:
65/100 ✨
Spent the whole night sleepless and now I have to go to work without any dreams to report fml
>>776127>>754363>>746833>>746575>>823797i cast
have a dream and remember it magic on (you)s
I was having an in-depth discussion about cigarettes with some coworkers. None of us smokes.
had a really good dream where i lived in a gay world and was happy. fuck my stupid chud life
>>741534analysis: i had this nightmare once too, it sucked ass. I've had nightmares where I lose all my fingers and all my teeth too, don't know why
score: 1/100 🥀
>>741536dream 1 analysis: awful stressful nightmare, I hate potty nightmares.
score: 0/100 💩 (in case you didn't shit ur pants IRL)
score: 💩/100 ✨ (in case you did)
>>741816analysis: sounds kind of annoying but also satisfying, I like it
score: 60/100 ✨
>>743326analysis: epic
score: 90/100 ✨
>>743549analysis: depressing + boring + work
score: 1/100 🥀
>>744695analysis: that's kind of a cool dreamare as far as dreamares go!!!!
score: 60/100 ✨
>>744705analysis: i agree
score: 5/100 🥀
>>744737analysis: that's a solid dream, no notes
score: 80/100 ✨
>>745197analysis: funny but also slightly stressful dream
score: 65/100 ✨
>>745964analysis: badass dreamare, i love it
score: 100/100 💎
Back at school, one of my classmates got in trouble, supposedly for reading some copyrighted material. I asked the teacher to see the criminal charges and it turned out my classmate was actually cheating in some old browser game and got the death sentence for it.
I dreamed about a hot trnny the other day. She looked like a cis woman in a black dress. She was sitting down, but then I noticed she wasn't wearing any underwear and I could see her (shaven) balls.
What did my brain mean by this?
I was in the office, going to my desk. There was a coworker sitting next to me, who does not usually sit there, talking about how sick they felt but couldn't go home because they had some important things to do. Someone gave them medicine. The whole time they wouldn't look at me even for a brief moment and this upset me so much I woke up.
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