/siberia/ - Off-topic

I don't think I've had a dream in awhile. I've mostly just fantasized about sex but that's usually when awake.

>>726526
The earliest dream I remember having was when I was 4 years old, I dreamed that I was just flying out of my bunk bed and floating around the room, I must have had watched Peter Pan the day before.

>>726525

the other day i dreamed i wrestled chudjak and i put my knee on his neck until he died

I had a dream a few months ago that I was undergoing an operation to become a cyborg. I was scared shitless and didn't want it but everybody around including my parents, friends, etc were super stoked about it and constantly congratulating me like it was some major achievement. I woke up when I got to the operating table.

>>726538
Dreams always seem to cut off right when it starts getting good

>its like a story of an orphan girl that is abused
>she survives by telling stories to men who abuse her
>she sails on a ship with a pet dog keeping her company
>multiple different eras from bronze age to roman era to 19th century mostly on ships
>ends up in a 19th century city where she tells her stories
>there is a play about her stories in the end
Something like this.

>>726539
I didn't even know what sort of augmentations I was going to get. It could be been something cool like a sick robot eye that can see beyond the visible spectrum.

I dreamt I was happy.

I dreamt I never existed.

>>726526
Whimsy: 0/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 0/100!!!
Sad: 5/100!!!
Sexy: 100/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 80/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 30/100 😭
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: STRESS + POOR SLEEP

>>726528
Whimsy: 85/100!!!
Fun: 70/100!!!
Trippy: 5/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 90/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 75/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ADHD
Round of applause!!!!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>726536
Whimsy: 50/100!!!
Fun: 80/100!!!
Trippy: 10/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 10/100!!!
Comfy: 10/100!!!
Scary: 50/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 80/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: BPD (Based Personality Disorder)
Round of applause!!!!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>726538
Whimsy: 30/100!!!
Fun: 5/100!!!
Trippy: 65/100!!!
Sad: 50/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 10/100!!!
Scary: 85/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 60/100
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ASD

>>726540
Whimsy: 60/100!!!
Fun: 45/100!!!
Trippy: 70/100!!!
Sad: 85/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 40/100!!!
Scary: 20/100!!!
Boring: 10/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 60/100
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: Depression

>>726544
Whimsy: 10/100!!!
Fun: 95/100!!!
Trippy: 5/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 90/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 70/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: Depression

>>726597
Whimsy: 5/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 85/100!!!
Sad: 85/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 90/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 35/100 😭
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ASD

I dreamed that I kissed ariana grande and then sucked her girlpenis, I'm a straight male

Anyone else ever have those dreams, where you prepare for a family or other event, then wake up feeling relieved you're in your own bed and knowing it was a dream, because of a vague sense of doing something fucked up after your memory ended?

I had a dream where I was coming back from a beach in Mexico and a sinkhole blocked the road. I went into a local's house and the dad, while staring me straight in the eyes, asked me to sleep with his young, long dark haired daughter, saying I was in good shape. She had a caramel complexion, thin, and was very shy. I said sure, we shook on it, and then I woke up. Anyone analyze this? Can Chihuahua Poster? I thought I had yellow fever

726638
Excessive pornography use
726674
Domestic abuse and anxiety, resented potentially by entire family
>>726540
Romanization of Trauma, misdirected. Fostercare…. raised by grandparents?
>>726538
Ted Kaczynski
>>726528
A caged bird upbringing
>>726526
Sexual predator
>>726709
Sexpat

>>726743
stfu

No dream for me to report today, doc.

I dreamed I had sex with Lady Gaga and realized she was dead the whole time. Then I tried to hide her corpse from my mom. Not the police, my mom.

it was a bit confusing but it involved gooning, aliens, and these people who were working for the aliens trying to trick people dressed up as delivery drivers with hot food.

I keep going to sleep high so I never remember my dreams. Ironically enough my dreams are most vivid and memorable if I go to sleep with no "help".

I dreamed that i was shitting on my chair while up masturbating
And also pissed and cummed at the same time

I had a dream I was being terrorized by a supervillain Leather Pants Man. He was a skinnyfat middle aged guy wearing tight black leather pants, a real rockstar look. He didn't have any special powers but I was still fucking terrified of him.

They're uyghurs forthright. Her cum lasping on her jaw

>>727837
How 'bout no

I dreamt of being in some kind of summer camp and there was a mock trial. Afterwards I held hands with a girl.

I dreamt of a black scorpion with red legs and tail stinging me in the neck. I saw someone on a porch and asked him if he could look at my neck. He invited me inside and his living room was furnished as a dentist's clinic. He wrote me a letter, on brown paper with a felt-tip pen, and told me to bring it to the nearest hospital. I asked him if it was okay to do that tomorrow as I am not in the mood to go to the hospital today, and he told me that it's okay, if I don't mind dying tonight.

We were in a high rise that should not have been open but the maintenance workers let us in and when the cops arrived they smuggled us out. We were like 40 people and I have no idea why we wanted to be there.

i like the series Korvessa Kulkevi. makes me see Christianity as a form of conformity

I had a dream in third person. I was researching fascism, when it occurred to me, I never knew what the exactly the fasci (yes fasci not fasces) was and what is was for. So I went to Wikipedia, looked up fasci, and learned that it wasn't a weapon but a Roman ceremonial-olympic sport thing. The dream then became a screen recording of the Wikipedia page.
The fasci was made by taking a halberd-hammer thing and surrounding the staff with 5 or 6 pieces of wood, almost the same length as the staff, leaving a bit sticking out for both ends. Then, another layer of of wood 12 or 13 sticks are added and securing the bundle with a specific material. (The numbers are important but I can't remember what they actually were and I can't remember what the specific material was.) The thing about the fasci was that is was long, I think longer than a telephone pole. The sport involved participants standing the fasci upright, with the halberd facing forward and the hammer facing the athlete. The athlete would then step back and let it fall. The fasci would fall according to the "qualification" (For a lack of better words, the connotation of the "word" (When reading in dreams, I don't see comprehensible writing, I just get the feeling of a word.) is more mystical. Kind of like a chosen one but not destined one) of the athlete. If the athlete was qualified, the fasci would fall forward and cut a "thing of wood." (I don't know what that was really.) If the athlete was unqualified, the fasci would fall back, and the hammer would smash the athlete into a puddle. The Wikipage had three images in the margin. For some reason, it was in that medieval European art style and the athletes looked like peasants. The first one was a long image with the athlete standing up the fasci. The second one was a wide image and had the athlete qualify. It showed the fasci fall forward and cut the "thing of wood." (Not at all sure what that was) The third one was also a wide image. It depicted an unqualified athlete. The hammer of the fasci was laying in a puddle of blood. No pulp. Somehow, the Medieval artist were able to capture the motion in their image, and that, combined with all I found out, made me laugh IRL, while asleep. The dream then returned to thrid person, focusing on my face. My expression was that of a person who wouldn't mind learning more about this but was satisfied with what I had learned. FIN~

A trainspeople was explaining to me in detail how the government fucked them over by buying cheap ass trains.

I don't remember what was I dreaming but I finally slept so well and now I had to wake up to go to work I hate this fucking job.

Does anyone know a way to even semi-consciously create your own dreams?

>>730021
Daydreaming?

I had a melancholic feeling dream where I had this sort of pig-like pet which had head of Alf. No idea which recesses of my psyche did that manage to come from.

>>726526
if develop an interest for dreams you'll eventually dream almost every night

>>726638
Whimsy: 20/100!!!
Fun: 50/100!!!
Trippy: 75/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 90/100!!!
Comfy: 10/100!!!
Scary: 5/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 70/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: BPD!!!
Round of applause!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>726674
Whimsy: 10/100!!!
Fun: 5/100!!!
Trippy: 30/100!!!
Sad: 15/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 80/100!!!
Scary: 30/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 55/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: Anxiety!!!

>>726709
Whimsy: 5/100!!!
Fun: 30/100!!!
Trippy: 50/100!!!
Sad: 10/100!!!
Sexy: 60/100!!!
Comfy: 20/100!!!
Scary: 40/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 65/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ADHD!!!

>>726990
Whimsy: 0/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 0/100!!!
Sad: 10/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 10/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 95/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 15/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: None!!!

>>727057
Whimsy: 60/100!!!
Fun: 20/100!!!
Trippy: 80/100!!!
Sad: 40/100!!!
Sexy: 70/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 50/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 80/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ASPD!!!
Round of applause!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>727081
Whimsy: 70/100!!!
Fun: 50/100!!!
Trippy: 85/100!!!
Sad: 60/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 10/100!!!
Scary: 80/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 90/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ASD!!!
Standing ovation!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>727253
Whimsy: 0/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 0/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 100/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 0/100 💀
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: what!!!?!!

>>727793
Whimsy: 80/100!!!
Fun: 50/100!!!
Trippy: 70/100!!!
Sad: 10/100!!!
Sexy: 30/100!!!
Comfy: 5/100!!!
Scary: 20/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 70/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ADHD!!!
Round of applause!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>727825
Whimsy: 0/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 0/100!!!
Sad: 15/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 85/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 20/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: Substance Use!!!

>>727836
Whimsy: 10/100!!!
Fun: 30/100!!!
Trippy: 60/100!!!
Sad: 5/100!!!
Sexy: 50/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 5/100!!!
Boring: 10/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 55/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: BPD!!!

>>727837
Whimsy: 40/100!!!
Fun: 40/100!!!
Trippy: 60/100!!!
Sad: 5/100!!!
Sexy: 10/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 60/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 65/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: None!!!

>>728524
Whimsy: 40/100!!!
Fun: 50/100!!!
Trippy: 5/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 10/100!!!
Comfy: 70/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 20/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 55/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: None!!!

>>728768
Whimsy: 5/100!!!
Fun: 5/100!!!
Trippy: 70/100!!!
Sad: 60/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 5/100!!!
Scary: 90/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 80/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: BPD!!!
Round of applause!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>729008
Whimsy: 60/100!!!
Fun: 70/100!!!
Trippy: 30/100!!!
Sad: 5/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 40/100!!!
Scary: 10/100!!!
Boring: 10/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 70/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: None!!!
Round of applause!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>729624
Whimsy: 0/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 5/100!!!
Sad: 20/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 5/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 90/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 10/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: None!!!

>>729704
Whimsy: 80/100!!!
Fun: 70/100!!!
Trippy: 95/100!!!
Sad: 10/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 20/100!!!
Scary: 50/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 95/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ASD!!!
Standing ovation!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>729721
Whimsy: 10/100!!!
Fun: 10/100!!!
Trippy: 20/100!!!
Sad: 15/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 5/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 75/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 99/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: None!!!
Standing ovation!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>730004
Whimsy: 0/100!!!
Fun: 5/100!!!
Trippy: 0/100!!!
Sad: 80/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 50/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 10/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 45/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: Stress!!!

>>730067
Whimsy: 70/100!!!
Fun: 50/100!!!
Trippy: 60/100!!!
Sad: 65/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 40/100!!!
Scary: 5/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 75/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: BPD!!!
Round of applause!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

keep having dreams where im killing people then burying them

no dream only sleep zzzzzz blanking out or it could be i don't remember shit ;(

I dreamt of a manic pixie dream girl at a water park 🤔 Maybe it has something to do with piss

dreams of her smile

I was on this island with tall mountains and lush forests and we were going down a road and the asphalt started sliding down, then in a forest horsemen started to chase us and we fled to a building that looked like a school, a modern one with a flat roof, and met the king there who told us that his bloodline is cursed to have their feet cut off and the horsemen came for his kid to mutilate, and then his like 2 years old son walked in with no feet and bleeding profusely. There was also a dwarf there, like some fantasy dwarf Gimli looking mf, that I knew to be a wizard.

Afterwards I was dreaming of getting fired from my job and security was leading me outside and they wouldn't let me say goodbye to this one coworker and it made me sad.

i had a dream that i had a pet rat and she would skitter around a room that looked like a big warehouse and she also ran around through my clothing. at the end of it i saw my gf and we had an awkward small talk conversation where we were both trying to be civil and polite pretending like nothing horrible ever happened between us. at least it seemed like she wanted to talk to me which i was happy about.

>>737791 (me)
ex gf*

>I walk down a long staircase down a church. The staircase is huge, too. And spiral shaped. I'm changing my shirt and grandpa is with me and keeps hurrying me. Even pushing me. I give her a push and she falls rapidly. She turns into a stone and rolls down the staircase ultimately crashing into a gigantic statue of a nun with her back flat on the ground with her legs wide open in a very pornographic way. I'm quickly judged. Two friends of mine pee on the statue and a nun scolds them. This all turns out to be an opera and the last act is me being burned alive as punishment.

Here's another dream I had recently
>A dentist. He's a burly asian man and the machine he has me lay on is soviet and from the 70s. He injects me in the gums very quickly but its not as painful as I'd expect.As I wake up I feel my ears unclogging. Very odd.

Another
>An elderly man says that the trick to making a good curve when skiing is to go all in without any fear or doubt, otherwise you'll fail.

And last one
>Arjune Popo (embed related) is working as some sort of mic guy in the UFC and sometimes cheerfully interviews random people. He's so fucking based and entertaining.

Had my backpack stolen with all my papers and money. But I found it and all they took was two train tickets.

I dreamt that my sister was sucking my friend enormous juicy cock and I just sat there watching. Weird.

We were at my late grandma and we were fighting some kind of monsters? In a turn based RPG style.

>>726525
i haven't slept last night, so can I take yours?

I was at work on my lunch break and I went to buy some food but got lost and forgot which tram line goes where.

I dreamt of snow. A friend showed me that if you take the soles of a boot and warm it on fire, remove the top layers, you will get a sticky black paste that you can spread on hamburger buns to get a very tasty and nourishing meal.

I don't remember the dream but I slept surprisingly well!

I was on the tram and it went by a gutted-out high rise, basically just empty floors on columns, no walls or anything. We discussed with the people on the tram, all young women, that the army uses this construction for testing new explosives and weapons, and we generally agreed that it's futile sabre rattling and that imperialism is bad.

At work suddenly all kinds of random people started appearing inside the office, who shouldn't have been let in. It turned out my computer went haywire and started summoning people. I managed to log in and figured out that I could use it to summon people of my choice. I summoned Max Stirner but he disappeared as soon as we saw him. Then someone said that I could try summoning anime characters and I summoned my waifu and that's when I woke up.

I was at some big party and wanted to speak with someone but they were always in a big group conversation and the others wouldn't let me join it.

I was on a train ride and a greasy chud looking teenager kept trying to show me pictures and videos glorifying the Christchurch shooter for some reason and making jokes that werent really coherent but registered to me as unfunny in the dream. I got off at a train stop and saw a girl I had had an unrequited crush on in high school and tried to talk to her but she was wearing a covid mask and I couldnt really hear anything she was saying. An old beggar at the station heard me trying to talk to her and berated me and the only thing I remember from that was him saying "You can't do anything in society nowadays?" which made little sense. Honestly a lot of my dreams are very stream of consciousness and don't really have a coherent storyline or meaning that I can tell

>>737840
I keep having variations of this dream.