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I don't think I've had a dream in awhile. I've mostly just fantasized about sex but that's usually when awake.

>>726526
The earliest dream I remember having was when I was 4 years old, I dreamed that I was just flying out of my bunk bed and floating around the room, I must have had watched Peter Pan the day before.

>>726525

the other day i dreamed i wrestled chudjak and i put my knee on his neck until he died

I had a dream a few months ago that I was undergoing an operation to become a cyborg. I was scared shitless and didn't want it but everybody around including my parents, friends, etc were super stoked about it and constantly congratulating me like it was some major achievement. I woke up when I got to the operating table.

>>726538
Dreams always seem to cut off right when it starts getting good

>its like a story of an orphan girl that is abused
>she survives by telling stories to men who abuse her
>she sails on a ship with a pet dog keeping her company
>multiple different eras from bronze age to roman era to 19th century mostly on ships
>ends up in a 19th century city where she tells her stories
>there is a play about her stories in the end
Something like this.

>>726539
I didn't even know what sort of augmentations I was going to get. It could be been something cool like a sick robot eye that can see beyond the visible spectrum.

I dreamt I was happy.

I dreamt I never existed.

>>726526
Whimsy: 0/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 0/100!!!
Sad: 5/100!!!
Sexy: 100/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 80/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 30/100 😭
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: STRESS + POOR SLEEP

>>726528
Whimsy: 85/100!!!
Fun: 70/100!!!
Trippy: 5/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 90/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 75/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ADHD
Round of applause!!!!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>726536
Whimsy: 50/100!!!
Fun: 80/100!!!
Trippy: 10/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 10/100!!!
Comfy: 10/100!!!
Scary: 50/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 80/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: BPD (Based Personality Disorder)
Round of applause!!!!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>726538
Whimsy: 30/100!!!
Fun: 5/100!!!
Trippy: 65/100!!!
Sad: 50/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 10/100!!!
Scary: 85/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 60/100
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ASD

>>726540
Whimsy: 60/100!!!
Fun: 45/100!!!
Trippy: 70/100!!!
Sad: 85/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 40/100!!!
Scary: 20/100!!!
Boring: 10/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 60/100
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: Depression

>>726544
Whimsy: 10/100!!!
Fun: 95/100!!!
Trippy: 5/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 90/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 70/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: Depression

>>726597
Whimsy: 5/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 85/100!!!
Sad: 85/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 90/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 35/100 😭
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ASD

I dreamed that I kissed ariana grande and then sucked her girlpenis, I'm a straight male

Anyone else ever have those dreams, where you prepare for a family or other event, then wake up feeling relieved you're in your own bed and knowing it was a dream, because of a vague sense of doing something fucked up after your memory ended?

I had a dream where I was coming back from a beach in Mexico and a sinkhole blocked the road. I went into a local's house and the dad, while staring me straight in the eyes, asked me to sleep with his young, long dark haired daughter, saying I was in good shape. She had a caramel complexion, thin, and was very shy. I said sure, we shook on it, and then I woke up. Anyone analyze this? Can Chihuahua Poster? I thought I had yellow fever

726638
Excessive pornography use
726674
Domestic abuse and anxiety, resented potentially by entire family
>>726540
Romanization of Trauma, misdirected. Fostercare…. raised by grandparents?
>>726538
Ted Kaczynski
>>726528
A caged bird upbringing
>>726526
Sexual predator
>>726709
Sexpat

>>726743
stfu

No dream for me to report today, doc.

I dreamed I had sex with Lady Gaga and realized she was dead the whole time. Then I tried to hide her corpse from my mom. Not the police, my mom.

it was a bit confusing but it involved gooning, aliens, and these people who were working for the aliens trying to trick people dressed up as delivery drivers with hot food.

I keep going to sleep high so I never remember my dreams. Ironically enough my dreams are most vivid and memorable if I go to sleep with no "help".

I dreamed that i was shitting on my chair while up masturbating
And also pissed and cummed at the same time

I had a dream I was being terrorized by a supervillain Leather Pants Man. He was a skinnyfat middle aged guy wearing tight black leather pants, a real rockstar look. He didn't have any special powers but I was still fucking terrified of him.

They're uyghurs forthright. Her cum lasping on her jaw

>>727837
How 'bout no

I dreamt of being in some kind of summer camp and there was a mock trial. Afterwards I held hands with a girl.

I dreamt of a black scorpion with red legs and tail stinging me in the neck. I saw someone on a porch and asked him if he could look at my neck. He invited me inside and his living room was furnished as a dentist's clinic. He wrote me a letter, on brown paper with a felt-tip pen, and told me to bring it to the nearest hospital. I asked him if it was okay to do that tomorrow as I am not in the mood to go to the hospital today, and he told me that it's okay, if I don't mind dying tonight.

We were in a high rise that should not have been open but the maintenance workers let us in and when the cops arrived they smuggled us out. We were like 40 people and I have no idea why we wanted to be there.

i like the series Korvessa Kulkevi. makes me see Christianity as a form of conformity

I had a dream in third person. I was researching fascism, when it occurred to me, I never knew what the exactly the fasci (yes fasci not fasces) was and what is was for. So I went to Wikipedia, looked up fasci, and learned that it wasn't a weapon but a Roman ceremonial-olympic sport thing. The dream then became a screen recording of the Wikipedia page.
The fasci was made by taking a halberd-hammer thing and surrounding the staff with 5 or 6 pieces of wood, almost the same length as the staff, leaving a bit sticking out for both ends. Then, another layer of of wood 12 or 13 sticks are added and securing the bundle with a specific material. (The numbers are important but I can't remember what they actually were and I can't remember what the specific material was.) The thing about the fasci was that is was long, I think longer than a telephone pole. The sport involved participants standing the fasci upright, with the halberd facing forward and the hammer facing the athlete. The athlete would then step back and let it fall. The fasci would fall according to the "qualification" (For a lack of better words, the connotation of the "word" (When reading in dreams, I don't see comprehensible writing, I just get the feeling of a word.) is more mystical. Kind of like a chosen one but not destined one) of the athlete. If the athlete was qualified, the fasci would fall forward and cut a "thing of wood." (I don't know what that was really.) If the athlete was unqualified, the fasci would fall back, and the hammer would smash the athlete into a puddle. The Wikipage had three images in the margin. For some reason, it was in that medieval European art style and the athletes looked like peasants. The first one was a long image with the athlete standing up the fasci. The second one was a wide image and had the athlete qualify. It showed the fasci fall forward and cut the "thing of wood." (Not at all sure what that was) The third one was also a wide image. It depicted an unqualified athlete. The hammer of the fasci was laying in a puddle of blood. No pulp. Somehow, the Medieval artist were able to capture the motion in their image, and that, combined with all I found out, made me laugh IRL, while asleep. The dream then returned to thrid person, focusing on my face. My expression was that of a person who wouldn't mind learning more about this but was satisfied with what I had learned. FIN~

A trainspeople was explaining to me in detail how the government fucked them over by buying cheap ass trains.

I don't remember what was I dreaming but I finally slept so well and now I had to wake up to go to work I hate this fucking job.

Does anyone know a way to even semi-consciously create your own dreams?

>>730021
Daydreaming?

I had a melancholic feeling dream where I had this sort of pig-like pet which had head of Alf. No idea which recesses of my psyche did that manage to come from.

>>726526
if develop an interest for dreams you'll eventually dream almost every night