DREAM REPORTING THREAD!!!!!!!
I'll give EVERY SINGLE post an ✨OFFICIAL DREAM RATING✨ AND I will guess what kind of mental disorder you have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think I've had a dream in awhile. I've mostly just fantasized about sex but that's usually when awake.
>>726526The earliest dream I remember having was when I was 4 years old, I dreamed that I was just flying out of my bunk bed and floating around the room, I must have had watched Peter Pan the day before.
I had a dream a few months ago that I was undergoing an operation to become a cyborg. I was scared shitless and didn't want it but everybody around including my parents, friends, etc were super stoked about it and constantly congratulating me like it was some major achievement. I woke up when I got to the operating table.
>>726538Dreams always seem to cut off right when it starts getting good
>its like a story of an orphan girl that is abused
>she survives by telling stories to men who abuse her
>she sails on a ship with a pet dog keeping her company
>multiple different eras from bronze age to roman era to 19th century mostly on ships
>ends up in a 19th century city where she tells her stories
>there is a play about her stories in the end
Something like this.
>>726539I didn't even know what sort of augmentations I was going to get. It could be been something cool like a sick robot eye that can see beyond the visible spectrum.
I dreamt I was happy.
I dreamt I never existed.
>>726526Whimsy: 0/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 0/100!!!
Sad: 5/100!!!
Sexy:
100/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 80/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 30/100 😭
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: STRESS + POOR SLEEP
>>726528Whimsy: 85/100!!!
Fun: 70/100!!!
Trippy: 5/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy:
90/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 75/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ADHD
Round of applause!!!!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
>>726536Whimsy: 50/100!!!
Fun:
80/100!!!
Trippy: 10/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 10/100!!!
Comfy: 10/100!!!
Scary: 50/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 80/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: BPD (Based Personality Disorder)
Round of applause!!!!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
>>726538Whimsy: 30/100!!!
Fun: 5/100!!!
Trippy: 65/100!!!
Sad: 50/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 10/100!!!
Scary:
85/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 60/100
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ASD
>>726540Whimsy: 60/100!!!
Fun: 45/100!!!
Trippy: 70/100!!!
Sad:
85/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 40/100!!!
Scary: 20/100!!!
Boring: 10/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 60/100
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: Depression
>>726544Whimsy: 10/100!!!
Fun:
95/100!!!
Trippy: 5/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 90/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 70/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: Depression
>>726597Whimsy: 5/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 85/100!!!
Sad: 85/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary:
90/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 35/100 😭
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ASD
I dreamed that I kissed ariana grande and then sucked her girlpenis, I'm a straight male
Anyone else ever have those dreams, where you prepare for a family or other event, then wake up feeling relieved you're in your own bed and knowing it was a dream, because of a vague sense of doing something fucked up after your memory ended?
726638
Excessive pornography use
726674
Domestic abuse and anxiety, resented potentially by entire family
>>726540Romanization of Trauma, misdirected. Fostercare…. raised by grandparents?
>>726538Ted Kaczynski
>>726528A caged bird upbringing
>>726526Sexual predator
>>726709Sexpat
No dream for me to report today, doc.
I dreamed I had sex with Lady Gaga and realized she was dead the whole time. Then I tried to hide her corpse from my mom. Not the police, my mom.
I keep going to sleep high so I never remember my dreams. Ironically enough my dreams are most vivid and memorable if I go to sleep with no "help".
I dreamed that i was shitting on my chair while up masturbating
And also pissed and cummed at the same time
I had a dream I was being terrorized by a supervillain Leather Pants Man. He was a skinnyfat middle aged guy wearing tight black leather pants, a real rockstar look. He didn't have any special powers but I was still fucking terrified of him.
They're uyghurs forthright. Her cum lasping on her jaw
I dreamt of being in some kind of summer camp and there was a mock trial. Afterwards I held hands with a girl.
I dreamt of a black scorpion with red legs and tail stinging me in the neck. I saw someone on a porch and asked him if he could look at my neck. He invited me inside and his living room was furnished as a dentist's clinic. He wrote me a letter, on brown paper with a felt-tip pen, and told me to bring it to the nearest hospital. I asked him if it was okay to do that tomorrow as I am not in the mood to go to the hospital today, and he told me that it's okay, if I don't mind dying tonight.
We were in a high rise that should not have been open but the maintenance workers let us in and when the cops arrived they smuggled us out. We were like 40 people and I have no idea why we wanted to be there.
i like the series Korvessa Kulkevi. makes me see Christianity as a form of conformity
I had a dream in third person. I was researching fascism, when it occurred to me, I never knew what the exactly the fasci (yes fasci not fasces) was and what is was for. So I went to Wikipedia, looked up fasci, and learned that it wasn't a weapon but a Roman ceremonial-olympic sport thing. The dream then became a screen recording of the Wikipedia page.
The fasci was made by taking a halberd-hammer thing and surrounding the staff with 5 or 6 pieces of wood, almost the same length as the staff, leaving a bit sticking out for both ends. Then, another layer of of wood 12 or 13 sticks are added and securing the bundle with a specific material. (The numbers are important but I can't remember what they actually were and I can't remember what the specific material was.) The thing about the fasci was that is was long, I think longer than a telephone pole. The sport involved participants standing the fasci upright, with the halberd facing forward and the hammer facing the athlete. The athlete would then step back and let it fall. The fasci would fall according to the "qualification" (For a lack of better words, the connotation of the "word" (When reading in dreams, I don't see comprehensible writing, I just get the feeling of a word.) is more mystical. Kind of like a chosen one but not destined one) of the athlete. If the athlete was qualified, the fasci would fall forward and cut a "thing of wood." (I don't know what that was really.) If the athlete was unqualified, the fasci would fall back, and the hammer would smash the athlete into a puddle. The Wikipage had three images in the margin. For some reason, it was in that medieval European art style and the athletes looked like peasants. The first one was a long image with the athlete standing up the fasci. The second one was a wide image and had the athlete qualify. It showed the fasci fall forward and cut the "thing of wood." (Not at all sure what that was) The third one was also a wide image. It depicted an unqualified athlete. The hammer of the fasci was laying in a puddle of blood. No pulp. Somehow, the Medieval artist were able to capture the motion in their image, and that, combined with all I found out, made me laugh IRL, while asleep. The dream then returned to thrid person, focusing on my face. My expression was that of a person who wouldn't mind learning more about this but was satisfied with what I had learned. FIN~
Does anyone know a way to even semi-consciously create your own dreams?
>>726526if develop an interest for dreams you'll eventually dream almost every night
>>726638Whimsy: 20/100!!!
Fun: 50/100!!!
Trippy: 75/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 90/100!!!
Comfy: 10/100!!!
Scary: 5/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE:
70/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: BPD!!!
Round of applause!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
>>726674Whimsy: 10/100!!!
Fun: 5/100!!!
Trippy: 30/100!!!
Sad: 15/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 80/100!!!
Scary: 30/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE:
55/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: Anxiety!!!
>>726709Whimsy: 5/100!!!
Fun: 30/100!!!
Trippy: 50/100!!!
Sad: 10/100!!!
Sexy: 60/100!!!
Comfy: 20/100!!!
Scary: 40/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE:
65/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ADHD!!!
>>726990Whimsy: 0/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 0/100!!!
Sad: 10/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 10/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 95/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE:
15/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: None!!!
>>727057Whimsy: 60/100!!!
Fun: 20/100!!!
Trippy: 80/100!!!
Sad: 40/100!!!
Sexy: 70/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 50/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE:
80/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ASPD!!!
Round of applause!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
>>727081Whimsy: 70/100!!!
Fun: 50/100!!!
Trippy: 85/100!!!
Sad: 60/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 10/100!!!
Scary: 80/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE:
90/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ASD!!!
Standing ovation!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
>>727253Whimsy: 0/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 0/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 100/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE:
0/100 💀
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: what!!!?!!
>>727793Whimsy: 80/100!!!
Fun: 50/100!!!
Trippy: 70/100!!!
Sad: 10/100!!!
Sexy: 30/100!!!
Comfy: 5/100!!!
Scary: 20/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE:
70/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ADHD!!!
Round of applause!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
>>727825Whimsy: 0/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 0/100!!!
Sad: 15/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 85/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE:
20/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: Substance Use!!!
>>727836Whimsy: 10/100!!!
Fun: 30/100!!!
Trippy: 60/100!!!
Sad: 5/100!!!
Sexy: 50/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 5/100!!!
Boring: 10/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE:
55/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: BPD!!!
>>727837Whimsy: 40/100!!!
Fun: 40/100!!!
Trippy: 60/100!!!
Sad: 5/100!!!
Sexy: 10/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 60/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE:
65/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: None!!!
>>728524Whimsy: 40/100!!!
Fun: 50/100!!!
Trippy: 5/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 10/100!!!
Comfy: 70/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 20/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE:
55/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: None!!!
>>728768Whimsy: 5/100!!!
Fun: 5/100!!!
Trippy: 70/100!!!
Sad: 60/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 5/100!!!
Scary: 90/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE:
80/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: BPD!!!
Round of applause!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
>>729008Whimsy: 60/100!!!
Fun: 70/100!!!
Trippy: 30/100!!!
Sad: 5/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 40/100!!!
Scary: 10/100!!!
Boring: 10/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE:
70/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: None!!!
Round of applause!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
>>729624Whimsy: 0/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 5/100!!!
Sad: 20/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 5/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 90/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE:
10/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: None!!!
>>729704Whimsy: 80/100!!!
Fun: 70/100!!!
Trippy: 95/100!!!
Sad: 10/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 20/100!!!
Scary: 50/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE:
95/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ASD!!!
Standing ovation!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
>>729721Whimsy: 10/100!!!
Fun: 10/100!!!
Trippy: 20/100!!!
Sad: 15/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 5/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 75/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE:
99/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: None!!!
Standing ovation!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
>>730004Whimsy: 0/100!!!
Fun: 5/100!!!
Trippy: 0/100!!!
Sad: 80/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 50/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 10/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE:
45/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: Stress!!!
>>730067Whimsy: 70/100!!!
Fun: 50/100!!!
Trippy: 60/100!!!
Sad: 65/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 40/100!!!
Scary: 5/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE:
75/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: BPD!!!
Round of applause!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
keep having dreams where im killing people then burying them
no dream only sleep zzzzzz blanking out or it could be i don't remember shit ;(
I dreamt of a manic pixie dream girl at a water park 🤔 Maybe it has something to do with piss
dreams of her smile
i had a dream that i had a pet rat and she would skitter around a room that looked like a big warehouse and she also ran around through my clothing. at the end of it i saw my gf and we had an awkward small talk conversation where we were both trying to be civil and polite pretending like nothing horrible ever happened between us. at least it seemed like she wanted to talk to me which i was happy about.
Had my backpack stolen with all my papers and money. But I found it and all they took was two train tickets.
I dreamt that my sister was sucking my friend enormous juicy cock and I just sat there watching. Weird.
We were at my late grandma and we were fighting some kind of monsters? In a turn based RPG style.
>>726525i haven't slept last night, so can I take yours?
I was at work on my lunch break and I went to buy some food but got lost and forgot which tram line goes where.
I was on the tram and it went by a gutted-out high rise, basically just empty floors on columns, no walls or anything. We discussed with the people on the tram, all young women, that the army uses this construction for testing new explosives and weapons, and we generally agreed that it's futile sabre rattling and that imperialism is bad.
I was at some big party and wanted to speak with someone but they were always in a big group conversation and the others wouldn't let me join it.
I was on a train ride and a greasy chud looking teenager kept trying to show me pictures and videos glorifying the Christchurch shooter for some reason and making jokes that werent really coherent but registered to me as unfunny in the dream. I got off at a train stop and saw a girl I had had an unrequited crush on in high school and tried to talk to her but she was wearing a covid mask and I couldnt really hear anything she was saying. An old beggar at the station heard me trying to talk to her and berated me and the only thing I remember from that was him saying "You can't do anything in society nowadays?" which made little sense. Honestly a lot of my dreams are very stream of consciousness and don't really have a coherent storyline or meaning that I can tell
>>737840I keep having variations of this dream.
had a dream i skipped work to go to a party then when i got home i got a call from hr telling me they were firing me
I was eating
I went to this concert, it was in a lighthouse and the audience sat on the stairs which had no guard rails or anything. I sat down and an acquittance came and sat next to me. I tried making small talk with them but the person sitting on my other side got upset and said I was not allowed to talk with my acquittance.
I dreamt all my hair fell out. I still had it at one moment and then the next I saw my reflection in a mirror and it was all gone and I was like what the fuck guys why did nobody tell me all my hair is gone
I have this reoccuring dream i call the red door dream. i havent had it in a while.
i enter the chinese restaurant. the lady at the front says i need to wait for a table. so i do. i wait and i wait. i wait long enough that i need to go to the toilet. i ask the waitress if i can use their toilets. She says sure. the toilets are through the red door at the end of the restaurant.
I enter the red door. there is an immense amount of stalls, twenty or more. My stomachs grumbling, i need to shit now. i open the first door, an elderly chinese couple is sitting on fold out chairs eating dinner off a fold out table over one of those chinese squat toilets. They berate me in chinese "PISS OFF! we booked this table months ago!"
so i go to the next stall. Same thing, different couple. Next stall, same thing, next stall same thing, next stall next stall next stall next stall.
i finally get to the last stall, i open the door.
Theres another elderly chinese couple.
I shit my pants and wake up.
In a seperate unrelated dream weeks afterwards i was running to an airport gate. as i ran further down the airport terminal hallway the floor started pitching down. first slowly.then very steeply. all of a sudden it was like i was skiing down the bland grey carpet of the terminals hallway. the wideness of the hallway was narrowing to a definite point in the distance. i couldnt see what was there but then i noticed it. it was a red door.
i crashed through the red door and i was back in the chinese restaurant toilet needing to shit again. once again opening every stall. Once again shitting myself pathetically infront of an anonymous elderly couple.
This dreams happened a couple times since inside other dreams. Everytime i see a red door im drawn to it like its got gravitational pull. Then the same shit happens again, every time
I was in some flat and they flooded it with insecticide gas and afterwards I had to vacuum up a thick layer of dead mosquitoes and ticks.
My penis turned green.
>>743581
Have you considered working for a Japanese visual novel studio
>>726525Dream about going to a brothel, got disillusioned with the plastic women over there, went outside the brothel, it started raining, i was getting lost while trying to get home, i was trying to get a taxi, every single place was almost being flooded, i was afraid of drowning, got one last taxi, i asked them if they get me home if it was cheap, don't know anything else
My dreams are full of anxiety and repretitive things…I gotta somehow get my retarded brain to think about something other than work whrn I'm sleeping.
My sister had a birthday party and I had to eat the leftovers.
Old highschool friend who moved abroad came back to visit but got embarrassed about something silly and hid somewhere and we were trying to find him.
I was going to the park for some event, and I thought it would be close but it turned out to be in a different city. Therefore I got on the bus, which should have got me there. But, along with the four other passengers, we noticed that the bus did not stop at one of its stops, which was full of people waiting for it. We mentioned this to the driver but he said he does not care. We protested that this was unfair with a bus that goes so rarely and he got upset and decided to kidnap us instead. He brought us to his garden but I managed to call the organizer of the event I was going to and they sent agents to liberate us from our prison.
You guys got social epilepsy
I saw a plane crash and explode into a suburbanish area and went to see the wreck but it fell into a mine pit lake and there was nothing to see.
>>746324I keep dreaming that my sister is sucking my friend's cock
I don't remember.
I can't remember.
>>746926I used to be like this until close friend KYS himself. Now it doesnt even cross my mind.
We were making a lot of food, for a soup kitchen or something, and people were arguing what we can compost and what we need to throw away.
It was something about atomic bombs, but I don't remember the details anymore.
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