DREAM REPORTING THREAD!!!!!!!. . I'll give EVERY SINGLE post an ✨OFFICIAL DREAM RATING✨ AND I will guess what kind of mental disorder you have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous 15-11-25 17:30:57 No.726525[Last 50 Posts]

DREAM REPORTING THREAD!!!!!!!

I'll give EVERY SINGLE post an ✨OFFICIAL DREAM RATING✨ AND I will guess what kind of mental disorder you have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 15-11-25 17:32:28 No.726526

I don't think I've had a dream in awhile. I've mostly just fantasized about sex but that's usually when awake.

Anonymous 15-11-25 17:40:13 No.726528

>>726526
The earliest dream I remember having was when I was 4 years old, I dreamed that I was just flying out of my bunk bed and floating around the room, I must have had watched Peter Pan the day before.

SabinyAK 15-11-25 19:06:48 No.726536

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>>726525

the other day i dreamed i wrestled chudjak and i put my knee on his neck until he died

Anonymous 15-11-25 19:28:40 No.726538

I had a dream a few months ago that I was undergoing an operation to become a cyborg. I was scared shitless and didn't want it but everybody around including my parents, friends, etc were super stoked about it and constantly congratulating me like it was some major achievement. I woke up when I got to the operating table.

Anonymous 15-11-25 19:29:39 No.726539

>>726538
Dreams always seem to cut off right when it starts getting good

Anonymous 15-11-25 19:31:18 No.726540

>its like a story of an orphan girl that is abused
>she survives by telling stories to men who abuse her
>she sails on a ship with a pet dog keeping her company
>multiple different eras from bronze age to roman era to 19th century mostly on ships
>ends up in a 19th century city where she tells her stories
>there is a play about her stories in the end
Something like this.

Anonymous 15-11-25 19:31:31 No.726541

>>726539
I didn't even know what sort of augmentations I was going to get. It could be been something cool like a sick robot eye that can see beyond the visible spectrum.

Anonymous 15-11-25 19:40:11 No.726544

I dreamt I was happy.

Anonymous 15-11-25 23:57:50 No.726597

I dreamt I never existed.

Anonymous 16-11-25 01:31:25 No.726622

>>726526
Whimsy: 0/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 0/100!!!
Sad: 5/100!!!
Sexy: 100/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 80/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 30/100 😭
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: STRESS + POOR SLEEP

>>726528
Whimsy: 85/100!!!
Fun: 70/100!!!
Trippy: 5/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 90/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 75/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ADHD
Round of applause!!!!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>726536
Whimsy: 50/100!!!
Fun: 80/100!!!
Trippy: 10/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 10/100!!!
Comfy: 10/100!!!
Scary: 50/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 80/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: BPD (Based Personality Disorder)
Round of applause!!!!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>726538
Whimsy: 30/100!!!
Fun: 5/100!!!
Trippy: 65/100!!!
Sad: 50/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 10/100!!!
Scary: 85/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 60/100
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ASD

>>726540
Whimsy: 60/100!!!
Fun: 45/100!!!
Trippy: 70/100!!!
Sad: 85/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 40/100!!!
Scary: 20/100!!!
Boring: 10/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 60/100
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: Depression

>>726544
Whimsy: 10/100!!!
Fun: 95/100!!!
Trippy: 5/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 90/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 70/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: Depression

>>726597
Whimsy: 5/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 85/100!!!
Sad: 85/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 90/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 35/100 😭
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ASD

Anonymous 16-11-25 04:27:25 No.726638

I dreamed that I kissed ariana grande and then sucked her girlpenis, I'm a straight male

Glownonymous 16-11-25 08:38:00 No.726674

Anyone else ever have those dreams, where you prepare for a family or other event, then wake up feeling relieved you're in your own bed and knowing it was a dream, because of a vague sense of doing something fucked up after your memory ended?

Glownonymous 16-11-25 11:17:52 No.726709

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I had a dream where I was coming back from a beach in Mexico and a sinkhole blocked the road. I went into a local's house and the dad, while staring me straight in the eyes, asked me to sleep with his young, long dark haired daughter, saying I was in good shape. She had a caramel complexion, thin, and was very shy. I said sure, we shook on it, and then I woke up. Anyone analyze this? Can Chihuahua Poster? I thought I had yellow fever

Glownonymous 16-11-25 14:25:31 No.726743

726638
Excessive pornography use
726674
Domestic abuse and anxiety, resented potentially by entire family
>>726540
Romanization of Trauma, misdirected. Fostercare…. raised by grandparents?
>>726538
Ted Kaczynski
>>726528
A caged bird upbringing
>>726526
Sexual predator
>>726709
Sexpat

Glownonymous 17-11-25 03:13:25 No.726939

>>726743
stfu

Anonymous 17-11-25 09:38:43 No.726990

No dream for me to report today, doc.

Anonymous 17-11-25 18:25:56 No.727057

I dreamed I had sex with Lady Gaga and realized she was dead the whole time. Then I tried to hide her corpse from my mom. Not the police, my mom.

Anonymous 17-11-25 20:57:18 No.727081

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>I'm a child again with my family on vacation
>wearing a minecraft creeper fleece jacket
>we're taking the train and the front of the station is filled with Tsar Nicholas II merchandise
>at the ticket agent they take my jacket from me and tell me I'm going to the gulag
>now I'm alone in a decrepit train carriage snow is coming in and I'm cold
>the train crashes or stops and I see a huge werewolf like figure
>it has a young girl dressed all in black with black lipstick limp in its jaws
>the creature runs off into the snowy woods and I chase after it

Anonymous 18-11-25 07:50:20 No.727253

Anonymous 20-11-25 09:57:48 No.727793

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it was a bit confusing but it involved gooning, aliens, and these people who were working for the aliens trying to trick people dressed up as delivery drivers with hot food.

Anonymous 20-11-25 14:05:20 No.727825

I keep going to sleep high so I never remember my dreams. Ironically enough my dreams are most vivid and memorable if I go to sleep with no "help".

Anonymous 20-11-25 15:59:32 No.727836

I dreamed that i was shitting on my chair while up masturbating
And also pissed and cummed at the same time

Anonymous 20-11-25 16:02:36 No.727837

I had a dream I was being terrorized by a supervillain Leather Pants Man. He was a skinnyfat middle aged guy wearing tight black leather pants, a real rockstar look. He didn't have any special powers but I was still fucking terrified of him.

Anonymous 20-11-25 16:04:12 No.727839

They're uyghurs forthright. Her cum lasping on her jaw

Anonymous 20-11-25 16:05:36 No.727840

>>727837
How 'bout no

Anonymous 23-11-25 10:04:23 No.728524

I dreamt of being in some kind of summer camp and there was a mock trial. Afterwards I held hands with a girl.

Anonymous 24-11-25 09:20:56 No.728768

I dreamt of a black scorpion with red legs and tail stinging me in the neck. I saw someone on a porch and asked him if he could look at my neck. He invited me inside and his living room was furnished as a dentist's clinic. He wrote me a letter, on brown paper with a felt-tip pen, and told me to bring it to the nearest hospital. I asked him if it was okay to do that tomorrow as I am not in the mood to go to the hospital today, and he told me that it's okay, if I don't mind dying tonight.

Anonymous 25-11-25 07:35:47 No.729008

We were in a high rise that should not have been open but the maintenance workers let us in and when the cops arrived they smuggled us out. We were like 40 people and I have no idea why we wanted to be there.

Anonymous 26-11-25 20:43:31 No.729624

i like the series Korvessa Kulkevi. makes me see Christianity as a form of conformity

Anonymous 27-11-25 04:51:08 No.729704

I had a dream in third person. I was researching fascism, when it occurred to me, I never knew what the exactly the fasci (yes fasci not fasces) was and what is was for. So I went to Wikipedia, looked up fasci, and learned that it wasn't a weapon but a Roman ceremonial-olympic sport thing. The dream then became a screen recording of the Wikipedia page.
The fasci was made by taking a halberd-hammer thing and surrounding the staff with 5 or 6 pieces of wood, almost the same length as the staff, leaving a bit sticking out for both ends. Then, another layer of of wood 12 or 13 sticks are added and securing the bundle with a specific material. (The numbers are important but I can't remember what they actually were and I can't remember what the specific material was.) The thing about the fasci was that is was long, I think longer than a telephone pole. The sport involved participants standing the fasci upright, with the halberd facing forward and the hammer facing the athlete. The athlete would then step back and let it fall. The fasci would fall according to the "qualification" (For a lack of better words, the connotation of the "word" (When reading in dreams, I don't see comprehensible writing, I just get the feeling of a word.) is more mystical. Kind of like a chosen one but not destined one) of the athlete. If the athlete was qualified, the fasci would fall forward and cut a "thing of wood." (I don't know what that was really.) If the athlete was unqualified, the fasci would fall back, and the hammer would smash the athlete into a puddle. The Wikipage had three images in the margin. For some reason, it was in that medieval European art style and the athletes looked like peasants. The first one was a long image with the athlete standing up the fasci. The second one was a wide image and had the athlete qualify. It showed the fasci fall forward and cut the "thing of wood." (Not at all sure what that was) The third one was also a wide image. It depicted an unqualified athlete. The hammer of the fasci was laying in a puddle of blood. No pulp. Somehow, the Medieval artist were able to capture the motion in their image, and that, combined with all I found out, made me laugh IRL, while asleep. The dream then returned to thrid person, focusing on my face. My expression was that of a person who wouldn't mind learning more about this but was satisfied with what I had learned. FIN~

Anonymous 27-11-25 06:59:58 No.729721

A trainspeople was explaining to me in detail how the government fucked them over by buying cheap ass trains.

Anonymous 28-11-25 07:29:47 No.730004

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I don't remember what was I dreaming but I finally slept so well and now I had to wake up to go to work I hate this fucking job.

Anonymous 28-11-25 08:36:33 No.730010

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>>729721

Anonymous 28-11-25 11:49:55 No.730021

Does anyone know a way to even semi-consciously create your own dreams?

Anonymous 28-11-25 13:01:36 No.730029

>>730021
Daydreaming?

Anonymous 28-11-25 15:42:48 No.730067

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I had a melancholic feeling dream where I had this sort of pig-like pet which had head of Alf. No idea which recesses of my psyche did that manage to come from.

Anonymous 28-11-25 15:49:08 No.730068

>>726526
if develop an interest for dreams you'll eventually dream almost every night

Anonymous 11-12-25 23:43:42 No.733932

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>>726638
Whimsy: 20/100!!!
Fun: 50/100!!!
Trippy: 75/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 90/100!!!
Comfy: 10/100!!!
Scary: 5/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 70/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: BPD!!!
Round of applause!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>726674
Whimsy: 10/100!!!
Fun: 5/100!!!
Trippy: 30/100!!!
Sad: 15/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 80/100!!!
Scary: 30/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 55/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: Anxiety!!!

>>726709
Whimsy: 5/100!!!
Fun: 30/100!!!
Trippy: 50/100!!!
Sad: 10/100!!!
Sexy: 60/100!!!
Comfy: 20/100!!!
Scary: 40/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 65/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ADHD!!!

>>726990
Whimsy: 0/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 0/100!!!
Sad: 10/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 10/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 95/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 15/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: None!!!

>>727057
Whimsy: 60/100!!!
Fun: 20/100!!!
Trippy: 80/100!!!
Sad: 40/100!!!
Sexy: 70/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 50/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 80/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ASPD!!!
Round of applause!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>727081
Whimsy: 70/100!!!
Fun: 50/100!!!
Trippy: 85/100!!!
Sad: 60/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 10/100!!!
Scary: 80/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 90/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ASD!!!
Standing ovation!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>727253
Whimsy: 0/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 0/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 100/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 0/100 💀
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: what!!!?!!

>>727793
Whimsy: 80/100!!!
Fun: 50/100!!!
Trippy: 70/100!!!
Sad: 10/100!!!
Sexy: 30/100!!!
Comfy: 5/100!!!
Scary: 20/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 70/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ADHD!!!
Round of applause!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>727825
Whimsy: 0/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 0/100!!!
Sad: 15/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 85/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 20/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: Substance Use!!!

>>727836
Whimsy: 10/100!!!
Fun: 30/100!!!
Trippy: 60/100!!!
Sad: 5/100!!!
Sexy: 50/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 5/100!!!
Boring: 10/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 55/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: BPD!!!

>>727837
Whimsy: 40/100!!!
Fun: 40/100!!!
Trippy: 60/100!!!
Sad: 5/100!!!
Sexy: 10/100!!!
Comfy: 0/100!!!
Scary: 60/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 65/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: None!!!

>>728524
Whimsy: 40/100!!!
Fun: 50/100!!!
Trippy: 5/100!!!
Sad: 0/100!!!
Sexy: 10/100!!!
Comfy: 70/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 20/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 55/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: None!!!

>>728768
Whimsy: 5/100!!!
Fun: 5/100!!!
Trippy: 70/100!!!
Sad: 60/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 5/100!!!
Scary: 90/100!!!
Boring: 5/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 80/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: BPD!!!
Round of applause!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>729008
Whimsy: 60/100!!!
Fun: 70/100!!!
Trippy: 30/100!!!
Sad: 5/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 40/100!!!
Scary: 10/100!!!
Boring: 10/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 70/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: None!!!
Round of applause!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>729624
Whimsy: 0/100!!!
Fun: 0/100!!!
Trippy: 5/100!!!
Sad: 20/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 5/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 90/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 10/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: None!!!

>>729704
Whimsy: 80/100!!!
Fun: 70/100!!!
Trippy: 95/100!!!
Sad: 10/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 20/100!!!
Scary: 50/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 95/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: ASD!!!
Standing ovation!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>729721
Whimsy: 10/100!!!
Fun: 10/100!!!
Trippy: 20/100!!!
Sad: 15/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 5/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 75/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 99/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: None!!!
Standing ovation!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

>>730004
Whimsy: 0/100!!!
Fun: 5/100!!!
Trippy: 0/100!!!
Sad: 80/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 50/100!!!
Scary: 0/100!!!
Boring: 10/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 45/100 💤
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: Stress!!!

>>730067
Whimsy: 70/100!!!
Fun: 50/100!!!
Trippy: 60/100!!!
Sad: 65/100!!!
Sexy: 0/100!!!
Comfy: 40/100!!!
Scary: 5/100!!!
Boring: 0/100!!!
OVERALL SCORE: 75/100 ✨
MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS: BPD!!!
Round of applause!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Anonymous 12-12-25 00:12:52 No.733934

keep having dreams where im killing people then burying them

Anonymous 12-12-25 00:15:42 No.733935

no dream only sleep zzzzzz blanking out or it could be i don't remember shit ;(

Anonymous 15-12-25 06:00:03 No.735109

I dreamt of a manic pixie dream girl at a water park 🤔 Maybe it has something to do with piss

Anonymous 19-12-25 18:12:13 No.736786

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>dream that big batch of epstein files dropped
>according to the files epstein had a portal to his own pocket dimension called epquestria where he hosted secret sex parties

Anonymous 19-12-25 18:14:23 No.736787

dreams of her smile

Anonymous 20-12-25 10:52:33 No.737042

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I was on this island with tall mountains and lush forests and we were going down a road and the asphalt started sliding down, then in a forest horsemen started to chase us and we fled to a building that looked like a school, a modern one with a flat roof, and met the king there who told us that his bloodline is cursed to have their feet cut off and the horsemen came for his kid to mutilate, and then his like 2 years old son walked in with no feet and bleeding profusely. There was also a dwarf there, like some fantasy dwarf Gimli looking mf, that I knew to be a wizard.

Afterwards I was dreaming of getting fired from my job and security was leading me outside and they wouldn't let me say goodbye to this one coworker and it made me sad.

Anonymous 22-12-25 05:10:12 No.737791

i had a dream that i had a pet rat and she would skitter around a room that looked like a big warehouse and she also ran around through my clothing. at the end of it i saw my gf and we had an awkward small talk conversation where we were both trying to be civil and polite pretending like nothing horrible ever happened between us. at least it seemed like she wanted to talk to me which i was happy about.

Anonymous 22-12-25 05:10:39 No.737792

>>737791 (me)
ex gf*

Anonymous 22-12-25 07:31:33 No.737813

>I walk down a long staircase down a church. The staircase is huge, too. And spiral shaped. I'm changing my shirt and grandpa is with me and keeps hurrying me. Even pushing me. I give her a push and she falls rapidly. She turns into a stone and rolls down the staircase ultimately crashing into a gigantic statue of a nun with her back flat on the ground with her legs wide open in a very pornographic way. I'm quickly judged. Two friends of mine pee on the statue and a nun scolds them. This all turns out to be an opera and the last act is me being burned alive as punishment.

Here's another dream I had recently
>A dentist. He's a burly asian man and the machine he has me lay on is soviet and from the 70s. He injects me in the gums very quickly but its not as painful as I'd expect.As I wake up I feel my ears unclogging. Very odd.

Another
>An elderly man says that the trick to making a good curve when skiing is to go all in without any fear or doubt, otherwise you'll fail.

And last one
>Arjune Popo (embed related) is working as some sort of mic guy in the UFC and sometimes cheerfully interviews random people. He's so fucking based and entertaining.

Anonymous 22-12-25 09:42:52 No.737834

Had my backpack stolen with all my papers and money. But I found it and all they took was two train tickets.

Anonymous 22-12-25 10:04:41 No.737840

I dreamt that my sister was sucking my friend enormous juicy cock and I just sat there watching. Weird.

Anonymous 23-12-25 11:21:51 No.738268

We were at my late grandma and we were fighting some kind of monsters? In a turn based RPG style.

Anonymous 23-12-25 17:30:43 No.738412

>>726525
i haven't slept last night, so can I take yours?

Anonymous 24-12-25 09:47:34 No.738649

I was at work on my lunch break and I went to buy some food but got lost and forgot which tram line goes where.

Anonymous 25-12-25 10:12:51 No.738908

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I dreamt of snow. A friend showed me that if you take the soles of a boot and warm it on fire, remove the top layers, you will get a sticky black paste that you can spread on hamburger buns to get a very tasty and nourishing meal.

Anonymous 26-12-25 09:15:43 No.739202

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I don't remember the dream but I slept surprisingly well!

Anonymous 27-12-25 11:39:25 No.739600

I was on the tram and it went by a gutted-out high rise, basically just empty floors on columns, no walls or anything. We discussed with the people on the tram, all young women, that the army uses this construction for testing new explosives and weapons, and we generally agreed that it's futile sabre rattling and that imperialism is bad.

Anonymous 28-12-25 10:03:27 No.739852

File: 1766916206092.mp4 (1.75 MB, 1280x720, tfw your waifu isn't real ….mp4)

At work suddenly all kinds of random people started appearing inside the office, who shouldn't have been let in. It turned out my computer went haywire and started summoning people. I managed to log in and figured out that I could use it to summon people of my choice. I summoned Max Stirner but he disappeared as soon as we saw him. Then someone said that I could try summoning anime characters and I summoned my waifu and that's when I woke up.

Anonymous 29-12-25 09:34:33 No.740435

I was at some big party and wanted to speak with someone but they were always in a big group conversation and the others wouldn't let me join it.

Anonymous 29-12-25 09:45:36 No.740440

I was on a train ride and a greasy chud looking teenager kept trying to show me pictures and videos glorifying the Christchurch shooter for some reason and making jokes that werent really coherent but registered to me as unfunny in the dream. I got off at a train stop and saw a girl I had had an unrequited crush on in high school and tried to talk to her but she was wearing a covid mask and I couldnt really hear anything she was saying. An old beggar at the station heard me trying to talk to her and berated me and the only thing I remember from that was him saying "You can't do anything in society nowadays?" which made little sense. Honestly a lot of my dreams are very stream of consciousness and don't really have a coherent storyline or meaning that I can tell

Anonymous 29-12-25 09:53:55 No.740443

>>737840
I keep having variations of this dream.

Anonymous 29-12-25 20:02:17 No.740562

had a dream i skipped work to go to a party then when i got home i got a call from hr telling me they were firing me

Anonymous 30-12-25 09:50:40 No.740695

I was eating

Anonymous 31-12-25 08:58:55 No.741050

I went to this concert, it was in a lighthouse and the audience sat on the stairs which had no guard rails or anything. I sat down and an acquittance came and sat next to me. I tried making small talk with them but the person sitting on my other side got upset and said I was not allowed to talk with my acquittance.

Anonymous 02-01-26 10:46:41 No.741534

I dreamt all my hair fell out. I still had it at one moment and then the next I saw my reflection in a mirror and it was all gone and I was like what the fuck guys why did nobody tell me all my hair is gone

Anonymous 02-01-26 11:05:00 No.741536

I have this reoccuring dream i call the red door dream. i havent had it in a while.

i enter the chinese restaurant. the lady at the front says i need to wait for a table. so i do. i wait and i wait. i wait long enough that i need to go to the toilet. i ask the waitress if i can use their toilets. She says sure. the toilets are through the red door at the end of the restaurant.

I enter the red door. there is an immense amount of stalls, twenty or more. My stomachs grumbling, i need to shit now. i open the first door, an elderly chinese couple is sitting on fold out chairs eating dinner off a fold out table over one of those chinese squat toilets. They berate me in chinese "PISS OFF! we booked this table months ago!"
so i go to the next stall. Same thing, different couple. Next stall, same thing, next stall same thing, next stall next stall next stall next stall.

i finally get to the last stall, i open the door.
Theres another elderly chinese couple.
I shit my pants and wake up.

In a seperate unrelated dream weeks afterwards i was running to an airport gate. as i ran further down the airport terminal hallway the floor started pitching down. first slowly.then very steeply. all of a sudden it was like i was skiing down the bland grey carpet of the terminals hallway. the wideness of the hallway was narrowing to a definite point in the distance. i couldnt see what was there but then i noticed it. it was a red door.
i crashed through the red door and i was back in the chinese restaurant toilet needing to shit again. once again opening every stall. Once again shitting myself pathetically infront of an anonymous elderly couple.

This dreams happened a couple times since inside other dreams. Everytime i see a red door im drawn to it like its got gravitational pull. Then the same shit happens again, every time

Anonymous 03-01-26 10:22:30 No.741816

I was in some flat and they flooded it with insecticide gas and afterwards I had to vacuum up a thick layer of dead mosquitoes and ticks.

Anonymous 05-01-26 15:37:06 No.743326

My penis turned green.

Anonymous 06-01-26 08:27:06 No.743549

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I dreamt of doing boring data entry job on the computer.

Anonymous 06-01-26 09:46:05 No.743582

~~>>743581~~
Have you considered working for a Japanese visual novel studio

Anonymous 10-01-26 04:02:29 No.744695

>>726525
Dream about going to a brothel, got disillusioned with the plastic women over there, went outside the brothel, it started raining, i was getting lost while trying to get home, i was trying to get a taxi, every single place was almost being flooded, i was afraid of drowning, got one last taxi, i asked them if they get me home if it was cheap, don't know anything else

Anonymous 10-01-26 04:17:17 No.744705

My dreams are full of anxiety and repretitive things…I gotta somehow get my retarded brain to think about something other than work whrn I'm sleeping.

Anonymous 10-01-26 07:00:35 No.744737

My sister had a birthday party and I had to eat the leftovers.

Anonymous 11-01-26 09:26:42 No.745197

Old highschool friend who moved abroad came back to visit but got embarrassed about something silly and hid somewhere and we were trying to find him.

Anonymous 13-01-26 07:10:39 No.745964

I was going to the park for some event, and I thought it would be close but it turned out to be in a different city. Therefore I got on the bus, which should have got me there. But, along with the four other passengers, we noticed that the bus did not stop at one of its stops, which was full of people waiting for it. We mentioned this to the driver but he said he does not care. We protested that this was unfair with a bus that goes so rarely and he got upset and decided to kidnap us instead. He brought us to his garden but I managed to call the organizer of the event I was going to and they sent agents to liberate us from our prison.

Anonymous 13-01-26 11:05:59 No.746005

You guys got social epilepsy

Anonymous 14-01-26 07:41:27 No.746324

I saw a plane crash and explode into a suburbanish area and went to see the wreck but it fell into a mine pit lake and there was nothing to see.

Anonymous 14-01-26 10:51:27 No.746342

>>746324
I keep dreaming that my sister is sucking my friend's cock

Anonymous 15-01-26 07:15:46 No.746575

I don't remember.

Anonymous 16-01-26 07:22:54 No.746833

I can't remember.

Anonymous 16-01-26 15:11:58 No.746926

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Today I dreamed of suicide… or rather, not the suicide itself, but the preparation for it and the thinking about it

Anonymous 16-01-26 16:55:04 No.746958

>>746926
I used to be like this until close friend KYS himself. Now it doesnt even cross my mind.

Anonymous 17-01-26 09:07:16 No.747166

We were making a lot of food, for a soup kitchen or something, and people were arguing what we can compost and what we need to throw away.

Anonymous 18-01-26 09:28:42 No.747585

It was something about atomic bombs, but I don't remember the details anymore.

Anonymous 20-01-26 07:19:25 No.748117

I was in some village and had to get to some other village but did not have money for the bus fare.

Anonymous 20-01-26 08:11:23 No.748118

The same war dream again, where I lost my rifle and have to do a forced march on my own or else face capture

Anonymous 20-01-26 12:36:56 No.748136

I was popping some white heads on my face and one exploded with a worm popping out. I pulled the whole thing out of my head, I felt relief as I was pulling. It was probably like 20 feet long. After I removed it I noticed I looked much slimmer.

Anonymous 22-01-26 07:06:15 No.748616

I was going down this concrete road in the forest and there were road works ahead. The workers were neck deep in some natural looking hole in the middle of the road and one of them asked me if I could help him lift this piece of asphalt from the edge of it. I agreed and we lifted it and started walking but after a few steps I asked where we were going. I was told we were going to throw it into the woods. I said I won't do that as it is illegal. All the other workers laughed and told him that I was right but he was pissed.

After that I had an unrelated dream where a coworker tried to get some of my friends and me to steal a PlayStation with them, and we all agreed to do it.

Anonymous 23-01-26 21:17:09 No.749203

Hey OP, weren't you supposed to rate our dreams?

Anonymous 23-01-26 21:22:03 No.749208

>>749203
chihuahia is a very busy man these days

Anonymous 24-01-26 08:46:04 No.749339

I only remember that it was about her.

Anonymous 24-01-26 14:04:44 No.749394

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>>749203
>>749208
i'm sorry, i'm studying 48 hours a day for a competitive exam for a government job

hope y'all are doing well this weekend(!!!!!!)

Anonymous 24-01-26 16:32:03 No.749423

>>749394

Anonymous 24-01-26 18:14:19 No.749458

>>749394
Vai virar bombeiro?

Anonymous 27-01-26 07:02:49 No.750823

I was on vacation and wanted to wash my ass.

Anonymous 28-01-26 03:24:52 No.751303

>>749423 thank u but ur song made my headphones catch on fire :C

>>749458 técnico do seguro social do INSS!!!

Anonymous 28-01-26 07:02:19 No.751395

I was in a building and it was shaking like in an earthquake but I was told that it was actually does to zombies climbing out of their graves that the building was built on top of.

Anonymous 28-01-26 07:02:48 No.751396

>>751395
>it was actually does to
it was actually due to
Maybe I need to go back to sleep.

Anonymous 28-01-26 10:43:33 No.751452

had another dream where i killed someone and had to hide the body

Anonymous 30-01-26 16:48:26 No.752569

I found some ecchi anime and it gave me the biggest hard-on ever.

Glownonymous 31-01-26 00:11:07 No.752836

Had a very strange dream, only remember some parts
I was getting privately tutored again, had two of my private tutors coming, at the same time I had to fetch something my parents ordered which didn't have the entire thing come
However I had to go to a priest(?) i dont remember how this happened, but there was a guy whose eye was broken/strange and the priest was black, and the guy said that he assaulted a child, and the priest forgave him. When the guy was coming back, he tried to speak to me assumedly, I said that he was creepy aloud.
I tried to walk away, but he had an underling, and they both tried to pursue me. I was trying to run away, but the underlings eye was literally bulging and leaking out from it's home state. And I tried to speak to the staff, who ignored it
No idea what happened next since I had to wake up

Anonymous 31-01-26 09:41:11 No.753132

I dreamt of eating something I was not supposed to do.

Anonymous 02-02-26 06:57:37 No.753912

There was a big bowl of meat that I was supposed to eat but I just couldn't look at it.

Anonymous 03-02-26 07:17:26 No.754363

don't remember

Anonymous 04-02-26 07:49:55 No.754754

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I was in this Halloween costume store and they were selling Zero Two cosplay. I also saw someone dressed up as Stalin.

Anonymous 06-02-26 07:37:21 No.755492

I was at this run-down building that is known to inexplicably attract old people who will die the very next day of their visit, but everyone there was young. We listened to Epica's The Divine Conspiracy from a compact disk. I died like twenty times in quick succession, like a video game character whose dying animation has been stuck in a loop.

Anonymous 09-02-26 06:52:29 No.756502

I was hurrying to some kind of examination, but the bus ran over a woman and the driver did not want us to call an ambulance because he was afraid of being deported. I'm not AmeriKKKan and the dream did not take place there, so I am not sure why I dreamt this.

Anonymous 09-02-26 15:22:50 No.756575

Are lucid dream overrated?

Anonymous 09-02-26 15:50:21 No.756576

I dreamt that I was back in school and somehow Bill Gates visited to give a lecture and ask kids about their future plans and their relationship to computers and what not so my troll friends asked if I could sit next to Bill cuz I'm the school nerd and they agreed and I told Bill while cameras were rolling that I've been using Linux since age 13 because Windows is the most insanely crappiest OS out there and Microsoft scammed its way into being the most used OS and people in the audience were laughing their asses off and first I thought I was saying something wrong but then got cheers and what not and then I realized that I was just owning poor Bill with fax and logix and after the event Bill came over to me and asked "y did you do me like that, kid" and I was like genuinely surprised and sorry for him and told him I was just expressing my honest views without trying to be personal.

Weird. Would never feel sorry for that mother fucker IRL.

Anonymous 11-02-26 00:11:54 No.757036

dreamt that i was bullying marco rubio and telling him to kill himself as he sat in shame. maybe he had the same dream and that was actually him. i hope so

Anonymous 11-02-26 00:55:10 No.757057

>>756576
Windows and Apple are ripoffs of Unix

Anonymous 11-02-26 01:01:26 No.757060

>>754754
geg

Anonymous 11-02-26 07:02:57 No.757116

Dreams of her.

Anonymous 11-02-26 07:06:07 No.757117

>>757036
I do hope he kills himself. In your dreams I mean.

Anonymous 11-02-26 07:13:03 No.757119

>>757117
Or more like, kill him

Anonymous 12-02-26 00:44:50 No.757398

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I had a dream I was constantly eating 3 musketeers
Anyone else being brainwashed by capitalist vampires?

Anonymous 12-02-26 07:03:56 No.757450

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I don't remember but it's not like our dreams are getting rated so whatever…

Anonymous 14-02-26 09:40:36 No.758004

I remember my feet being full of wounds, and thinking that I will have to check if there's something wrong with my shoe that made it that way.

Glownonymous 16-02-26 05:16:18 No.758528

I dreamt about a TV show similar to The Office, but about hustle culture and a series of small businesses routinely fucking each other over.
>*gets off sales call*
>He probably thinks i'm some black guy.
>Let's shred all of the documents and get out of here.
The B plot was about someone lending out his 80s CD and having to get intimate with his female boss, who visibly had bedbugs, to get it back.

Anonymous 16-02-26 07:07:13 No.758558

I had to go to school but I did not know what classes I will have. It was a Wednesday.

Anonymous 19-02-26 07:20:14 No.759562

Dreamt of a big brawl at my workplace.

Glownonymous 19-02-26 08:52:21 No.759579

>>758558
I've had so many school dreams, that they have their own lore at this point.

Anonymous 19-02-26 11:11:08 No.759610

i had a dream where i was back at my old job. i left a month ago but because i couldnt find work i went back. the secretary was like wtf? but your already here on our system. you never actually left. i felt like a failure but i needed the money

Anonymous 23-02-26 07:03:49 No.761213

I was in an office, looking out of the window, watching people on the roof of the high rise across the street, and there was ZUN, with his silly little hat and a mug of beer.

Glownonymous 25-02-26 18:41:24 No.761836

Man, dreams suck ass. Just remembered I had a dream I was trying to clean the eye crusties off my eyelashes and I accidentally pulled them out and I was looking up whether they would grow back. Now I have that false memory in my head and I had to remember that never happened. Does that happen to anyone else here? You remember some semi-plausible dream and then you have to remember that never happened?

Anonymous 25-02-26 22:59:11 No.761884

had a friends w benefits w sex that was slowly drifting apart and getting awkward w my crush in high school. weird thing is ive never had sex or had a relationship but it felt real. im not even a drama type of guy, dont think ive watched a real tv show in years

Glownonymous 26-02-26 01:55:01 No.761914

So, the bad news is it might have been the first time in years i've had my childhood nightmare again the humanoid entities that appeared to me are very specific, even going so far as taking place in a variation of my childhood home and all. The good news is each appearance spooked me so hard the dream just cycled back or eventually made me wake up with my muscles tensed. What's also unusual is i got these dreams in the middle of the night, just after my REM phase ostensibly started.

To the dream experts of siberia: Do you think it's just stress getting to me or do i need to genuinely worry about a malignant influence?

Update Glownonymous 26-02-26 05:52:41 No.761947

>>761914
I went back to sleep and i think my dreams were normal at first. Then something in the environment turned bad and i spent 3 or more grueling dreams trying to get up from a bed, only to find i still wasn't awake. During all this i briefly hallucinated Lilith and Sabine Hossenfelder was part of one environment, but i don't think those have deeper meanings. I woke up with a headache, but i guess i should be grateful i didn't get sleep paralysis proper.

Anonymous 27-02-26 07:04:19 No.762354

I was at a grill party. Two fat guys were talking about going to rehab for smoking tobacco, one said "you better start right now" and snatched a box of cigarettes from the other and they got into a fistfight over it. I was preparing a salad, washing the lettuce and tomato and feta cheese. I noticed that the host was touching the inner thigh of a underage girl and I went up to him and told him it's not a good look with his ongoing pedophilia case, but I couldn't see his reaction as my eyes were blindfolded.

Anonymous 27-02-26 07:14:12 No.762356

Yesterday in my dream a guy around my age so young (~19) was getting married (although his wife was not in scene) and he asked me to be with him filling the papers since he needed to be with someone, I accepted and through all the dream I had a weird sensation, I liked being around him, it was genuine liking and I think there was something sexual to it but it was very subtle, I just liked being the godfather/witness of a guy getting married so young (he was also wearing nice clothes obviously) and who seemed to have life figured out, maybe also related to not being able to imagine myself with most guys since most seem straight and kinda on another realm I can't access and some internalized homophobia. Then after that we played a bit in the beach by the river.

Anonymous 27-02-26 08:13:30 No.762374

>>762356
It’s not unusual to get married at nineteen.
It’s only due to cultural infantilism that it’s seen as an anomaly

Anonymous 27-02-26 09:51:47 No.762405

>>726539
It does the same when it’s getting bad

It’s like the brain subconsciously realizes none of it is real

Anonymous 27-02-26 10:31:43 No.762410

One day I had a bizarre dream, a dream that I was basically the spectator in a man's eyes, and I was aware the man wasn't me and that I was in his eyes, the man in particular was in a shopping center theme park waiting to meet for the first time his biological family he got lost from at birth from reasons I don't remember, what I remember is that it was extremelly emotional and I woke uo sobbering and confused, especially because of the spectator experience

Anonymous 27-02-26 16:42:12 No.762457

>>762374
Well, I that was a bit the reason I was feeling weirdly good next to him. But he wasn't getting married because he was a LARPing chud or a LARPing tradcath, he was just a normal guy who was getting marrying, and thats also what made him attractive

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