burgerpunk - depressed penguin™ lebensraum edition
in this thread we post the deepfried boring cyberpunk in burgerstan, if its a memefied cult of personality shit or doge coins, or an amazon billboard floating in the florida beach, it belongs here, consult the 3rd and 4th image for more about burgerpunk
159 posts and 83 image replies omitted.>>799483As a spider enjoyer (or as other countries call them, soda floats), I don't really see a problem here.
>>799483I honestly don't understand how people can even like soft drinks. Either they taste bad, are too sweet, or are fizzy which hurts my tongue. Hot chocolate is a nicer sweet drink anyway. Or just mint tea.
>>799483The "dirty soda" thing is a dumbass trend but yeah starbucks has really normalized making a "coffee" that's 90% cream and sugar and caramel and shit. A lot of people ordering that shit have never made coffee themselves and don't actually know what's in that or what coffee by itself tastes like.
>>801432Coca-Cola Company made a 60s nostalgia variation of Fanta from 2015 to 2017, that came in aesthetic bottles and had a mild, pleasant flavor. It didn't take off though, because kids would rather feel like consuming acid and adults drink beer o algo.
Still there tend to always be a number of local soda brands, which may feature better flavor profiles, and you can always make your own lemonade.
I like most soda. Original Mountain Dew is probably the only one I can't stand. It's too awful tasting to me.
>>801454I remember going to Czechia once and having Kofola (a Czech version of coca-cola). It's literally way nicer than coca-cola and it has less sugar as well. I recommend it.
Lemonade fucking sucks without lime, so I never understood why Sprite even exists
>>803116Irony is, both sides are more likely to have the other sides’ sentiments
>>803116>accepting socialism means you admit defeatVery true in the case of typical current-year leftists.
>>802194Anti-communist meme
>>803116When burgerville become only Texas.
>>803224Armed forces of ukraine
>>804925The doughnuts have been secured. Repeat the doughnuts have been secured.
>>801394They fucking love cops until they are on the recieving end.
>>799483Mormons can't have coffee or alcohol so they indulge in overly saccharine garbage because they are tasteless worshipers of burgerville.
>>806650Lol, I've seen him in shorts too.
>>809784Tim Heidecker has come a long way in his conspiracy theorist persona since his self-titular character from the On Cinema franchise
Today at the supermarket there were a group of burgeristani tourists in line at the checkout.
They had brought an unbelievably large amount of food, spoke with whiny and nasal voices, did not understand how to pay with card, and they felt the need to record the interaction.
Day ruined.
>>813393but have they demanded to see the manager though? or screamed at the gen Zigga cashier non stop verbal barrages?
>>812011He really is the president this country deserves. The commander in chief doesn't even know what his military wears.
>>813402Worse than only that, the house I live in is full of american exchange students, it may be possible that one of them would act out that way.
>>813393Did they shart in the mart?
>>814582Late-stage capitalist cult for little girls raised to be cishetfoids ŠEEEEEŠ
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