burgerpunk - depressed penguin™ lebensraum edition
in this thread we post the deepfried boring cyberpunk in burgerstan, if its a memefied cult of personality shit or doge coins, or an amazon billboard floating in the florida beach, it belongs here, consult the 3rd and 4th image for more about burgerpunk
>>749811Trailer park boys is Canadian but I guess that's close enough.
>>750544>Ukraine conspicuously missing.I wonder why.
>>750544Those are the opinions of the voters, not the politicians, are you retarded?
>>75056880s art was fucking weird
>>751552Genuinely curious what happened in the other 5% of cases
Genuinely how do you Americans consume alcohol and soft drinks so execessively? They both taste like piss and leave a bad taste afterwards anyways.
>>751559Acquired taste. I've always drunk soft drinks so I'll probably die drinking them although I've never really drank alcohol.
>>756408No burgers? How can that be it's in the fucking name!! Anyways I remember going to a McDonalds drive-thru one late night after work and they only had filet o fish and chicken nuggets so I ended up backing out of the drive thru and heading to jack in the box or Carl's jr.
>>753566What a stupid fucking video. People outside the USA know geography, and they know that the USAs transport infrastructure is dog shit. not one European would
ever believe that a USAnian pigdog would be able to go from LA to NY to Miami in a single day. The part about seeing poverty and homelessness and doing nothing about it is just true. The USA is riddled with it and the average USAnian is an unfeeling sociopath.
>large cash tip of 100$LMFAO. USAnians are stingy cruel misers who simultaneously believe that their system of anemic wages supplement by tips is superior but at the same time believe anyone working such a job is a loser who does not deserve tips from them.
Anyways pretty much everything else in that video is similar cope trying to imply that the USA is not a shithole.
>>751571It's amazing how /leftypol/ won the protracted people's meme war in 2020 against /pol/
>>751569And you're drinking corn syrup slop. Not even real sugar sodas. I feel sorry for you.
>>757336 the jet is flexing by holding weights with its nose
>>757402That's the last thing you should feel sorry for me about. Theirs probably way more pathetic things about me. But theirs probably a few that are bound to make people feel jealous of me. So it's whatever.
>>757515they all have video essays on them. genre defining is a social activity
>>749817Holy shit. I was literally just having this same thought. Homeys low key right. I fucking ghetto black MFs. Sorry but they really do fuck nearly everything up for me. Unlike this guy tho Im cognizant enough to understand hood culture's just a by-product of capitalism.
>>758419Also agree.
Ghettofab culture has become too sympathized to call out ghetto MFs and bitches without accusations of “racism”
Tom Green is Canadian.
A Utica man who is also a minister at an Owensboro church was arrested Monday night, on charges of having a sexual relationship with a minor that lasted several years.
David A. Rodgers, 40, of the 300 block of Hill Bridge Road, was arrested around 7:30 p.m. Monday and charged with third-degree rape, second-degree sodomy (position of trust), first-degree sexual abuse, procuring or promoting the use of a minor by electronic means and possession of material depicting a sexual performance by a minor (victim under age 12).
Rodgers was worship pastor at Pleasant Grove Baptist Church on Kentucky 56. The church’s website had no mention of Rodgers Tuesday morning.
Second-degree sodomy and the procurement charges are both class B felonies when the accused is in a position of authority or special trust over the victim.
https://www.kentucky.com/news/local/crime/article314728476.html>>759649I wonder how many degrees of sodomy their are?
>>759650I think three?
Sodomizing someone, watching someone else sodomize someone, telling someone to sodomize somebody but then not watching the actual sodomy.
>>759650First DegreeKRS 510.070Class B or A FelonyInvolves forcible compulsion, a victim who is physically helpless, or a victim under 12 years old.
Second DegreeKRS 510.080Class C FelonyInvolves a victim under 14 years old (when the actor is 18+) or a victim who is mentally incapacitated.
Third DegreeKRS 510.090Class D FelonyInvolves specific age gaps (e.g., actor 21+ and victim under 16) or people in positions of authority/trust (like jailers or teachers).
Fourth DegreeKRS 510.100Class A MisdemeanorDefined as deviate sexual intercourse with a person of the same sex.
but the 4th degree is no longer enforcable as unconstitutional
>>759653Lol anon you have this in your search history now.
>>759657It's good to know. Like age of consent laws.
>>759657i told the feds i was doing research for my next book
>>760270uygha hitting every buzzword like its a rythm game
>>757394>Officials later concluded the object was not an unmanned aircraft but a party balloonA party balloon is, technically, an unmanned aircraft. Unless of course there's someone dangling from the string.
>>760270Did he actually reference the transgender for everybody thing? That's so corny
>>763717Apparently he was looking at a picture of a painting of him in a dress that Epstein owned.
>>761902My favorite part of Trump’s presidency is when he would yell “It’s Trump Time!” before unilaterally ordering a strike on a hostile country and removing their head of state.
Getting this for my grand kids❤️
>>763806Nga those are NH35's. Literally an overpriced microbrand.
>>764161Huh I thought they were rebranded Paganis that you can get for $80 on aliexpress.
Why arent you eating candy???? Why do you keep banning candy products?????
Bady too flooded, filled of haze, demeanor
>>764169>paganiBro ain't no way
If it's Pagani might be a better Chinese clone of a SW200 or some shit. Still peak comedy
>>765164quentissential bvrgerpvnk (minus the anime maybe)
>>764180>Why do you keep banning candy productsBecause of JFK Jr's Make America "Healthy" Bullshit. No thanks, just leave my Karums and my Selga cookies alone.
Does anyone have the meme of the blue cartoon girl who is trapped in a mirror shouting "Let me out!"
I'm old and I don't know more about it, but it's how it feels to be a Burger. Wanting to escape something that is a reflection of yourself.
>>767350Making funny chemicals leech in the ground water for no reason is an old american tradition actually
>>767350Wow, I wanna kick the nuts until his urologist can't even tell they used to be nuts.
>>767355This, our capital city is just a swamp we paved over to slap buildings onto.
>>768360This is too dangerous. You pull out of your drive and get flattened by an 18-wheeler.
>>768360I love listening to loud trucks passing by at 100kmh all day
>>769163In and out and Burger King
>>770030Would it be problematic of me to say that since she's a republican, she should NOT be allowed in mens' bathrooms?
>>771091We ban kids from the workplace due to accidents
We ban kids from autonomous recreation due to accidents
Yet, public schools aren’t banned despite the amount of accidents that happen
People need to stop treating public schools as a juvenile sanctuary
>>770033Who is Blair white
>>770687Another reason to hate Trump. He is too delusional. Trump sees himself as some god who needs to be worshipped by the lowliest, most idiotic conservacucks. He calls himself a """Christian""" but he literally ignores the First Commandment
>>771175Western Christianity was always a cover for anthropocentrism which is a cover for self-worship
>>770687I hope SWIM plants a bomb there
>>771430Are you half mast while watching them or something?
>>771263This is a solid take.
https://archive.ph/BDhm2>Newsmax host Rob Finnerty claimed that aliens depicted in movies have helped feminize the country and dilute gender because they don't appear masculine enough.>Has he ever seen any Predator, or Alien movie? Finnerty is basing his take on the MAGA Christian Right's attack on gender by not viewing their sanitary habits? <FINNERTY: And whether you believe in them or not, everybody has heard about beings from another planet, and the descriptions are almost always the same.<They're smaller, big eyes, big heads, weak, stringy little arms, pale, no gender, and usually they're feminine. And they always look the same. You never have seen an alien peeing standing up in a movie or like yucking it up with his alien buddies.<That's never happened.<And for some reason, the lines between gender are always blurred with aliens, which I think is very odd.<And then you think about what's happening here back on Earth right now on the left where masculinity is being erased. >During Trump's horrific war against Iran, Finnerty opened his program with this garbage. >Hey Rob, did you ever check out the movie Species, with Natasha Henstridge?>I'm sure James Cameron, and Ridley Scott will apologize to Finnerty for never depicting scenes of aliens defecating or going to the loo. >>751552>Bay Area man wielding a Samurai sword "Ninjas murdering the settler Jeffrey Epstein class in Japan are evil" - redditors
>>771091Every school shooting has been manufactured by Operation GLADIO style fascists who groom kids into writing swastikas in the margins of their algebra notebook
>>772635Merch drop isnt a good look, I'll give you that. But do you have any proof thats a black nationalist? Or did you just see scary black militant black guy and assume that?
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