2026 ANIMAL ELECTION CANDIDATE REGISTRATION!!!!Register your candidates here!!!!!!! Or create hype about your candidates!!!!!!!!!Here are the candidates that are already registered:
Bird (all kinds of birds!) - unaffiliated
Primate (all kinds of primates!) - unaffiliated
Reptile (all kinds of reptiles!) - unaffiliated
Elephant - unaffiliated
Fly - unaffiliated
Jellyfish - Lovecraftian Party
Marmot - Lovecraftian Party
Octopus - Lovecraftian Party
Tully Monster - Lovecraftian Party
Horseshoe Crab - Lovecraftian Party
Sponge - Lovecraftian Party
Coral - Lovecraftian Party
Sacabambaspis - Lovecraftian Party
Dolphin - Swim Party
Seal - Swim Party
Sea Lion - Swim Party
Shark - Swim Party
Narwhal - Swim Party
Hedgehog - Cute Party
Jumping Spider - Cute Party
Opossum - Cute Party
Raccoon - Cute Party
Platypus - Cute Party
Rock Hyrax - Cute Party
Red Panda - Cute Party
Goat - Cute Party
Beaver - Rodent Party
Capybara - Rodent Party
Squirrel - Rodent Party
Pika - Rodent Party
Naked Mole Rat - Rodent Party
Caracal - Feline Party
Cat - Feline Party
Snow Leopard - Feline Party
Tiger - Feline Party
Dog - Canine Party
Fox - Canine Party
108 posts and 54 image replies omitted.>>757941The idiot human babbie cries at the mete sight of the the majestic gibno
Kill all Chihuahuas, roundhouse kick all Chihuahua fetuses, etc.
/Siby/'s gonna have a revolution if the jewish nigger faggots don't allow the majestic gibno to run as a candidate
>Chihuahua?
Kill
>Canine
Kill
>Fenine
Kill
>Etc.
Kill
Anything other than gibno: kil
Chihuahua?
Kill
I ate one (¹) Chihuahuas and I immediately develop cancer in my brain-area. How can I undo this? Thank for you answer, docotr
Gibbon status?
Pine Marten is trve ancom pet
>>757459 i'm sorry, i'm gonna fix that
>>758418 don't worry, that chihuahua is fine!!!! nothing can contain a chihuahua
>>757680 worms are already on the list!!!!!
>>758208 added!!!!!!!!
>>758027 >>758018 >>758010 >>758006 >>757999 but what if gibbon and chihuahua were friends?!?!?!?!?!!?!?????
>>758468>but what if gibbon and chihuahua were friends?!?!?!?!?!!?!???Question resolved way above:
>>754885Gibno no trust rodents.
>>758470>PRIMATE PARTY> Gibbon NEW!!!G I B NO. ALREADY WON!YAY 4 DEMOCRACY
pine marten or die trying
>>758418exactly, disqualify the gibbon for animal cruelty
>>759592>>758418can we have a vote on this please. they are abusing the chihuahua. this is not right.
>>760433exactly, violence is not the answer and it will never be the answer
>>761046Well how'd you know that when there's no results yet published?
>>762516Is this AI I can’t even tell anymore. It has to be there’s no fucking way.
>>763299I would not be okay with this beast in my house.
Support Pine Martenist Thought or vai kaut kas :-)
>>763607Just lump them in with cats, no point splitting the vote
>>764128nah
black panther is 2 big for cat
>>764549Can’t argue with that
>>764334
nah
big black pussy needs to have it's own spot
>>756069>i'm adding worms as unaffiliated, i don't know where to put the tapeworm!!!Maybe to the WORMS party?
>>765493>Maybe to the WORMS party?Jesus Christ I was scrolling so fast that I accidentally read “WORMS” as “WOMEN” lol. That would have been so fucked up but also kind of funny.
Pine marten or die trying
there ought to be a reptillian front, would be funny!!!!
>>768593You mean like the united states government?
>>754526i was a big part in making it happen, vote for them once again boys!
>>768954well we need all the reptilians on our side, and the USA is not one of them
>>763299GARFIELF, YOU ARE FAT
YOU ARE A FAT CAT GARMFLED
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