2026 ANIMAL ELECTION CANDIDATE REGISTRATION!!!!Register your candidates here!!!!!!! Or create hype about your candidates!!!!!!!!!Here are the candidates that are already registered:
Bird (all kinds of birds!) - unaffiliated
Primate (all kinds of primates!) - unaffiliated
Reptile (all kinds of reptiles!) - unaffiliated
Elephant - unaffiliated
Fly - unaffiliated
Jellyfish - Lovecraftian Party
Marmot - Lovecraftian Party
Octopus - Lovecraftian Party
Tully Monster - Lovecraftian Party
Horseshoe Crab - Lovecraftian Party
Sponge - Lovecraftian Party
Coral - Lovecraftian Party
Sacabambaspis - Lovecraftian Party
Dolphin - Swim Party
Seal - Swim Party
Sea Lion - Swim Party
Shark - Swim Party
Narwhal - Swim Party
Hedgehog - Cute Party
Jumping Spider - Cute Party
Opossum - Cute Party
Raccoon - Cute Party
Platypus - Cute Party
Rock Hyrax - Cute Party
Red Panda - Cute Party
Goat - Cute Party
Beaver - Rodent Party
Capybara - Rodent Party
Squirrel - Rodent Party
Pika - Rodent Party
Naked Mole Rat - Rodent Party
Caracal - Feline Party
Cat - Feline Party
Snow Leopard - Feline Party
Tiger - Feline Party
Dog - Canine Party
Fox - Canine Party
101 posts and 52 image replies omitted.>>757421Chihuahua I have to say……..
Termites are not ants
>>757421Gibbon will lead the primates on the long swing across Siberia. The other primates will make their way to the thread in time, but Chairman Gibbon will remember the lessons of the long swing in his pursuit of bringing the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism-Gibbonism to fruition.
Fellow party member Orangutan throws his full endorsement behind Chairman Gibbon.
Floodflood
>>754484Caracals must win
Where is the gibbon
>>757645MLG comrade, why comes't our voice is ignored by Jewish nigger Chihuahua poster, the main representative of the bourgeoisie?
>>757941The idiot human babbie cries at the mete sight of the the majestic gibno
Kill all Chihuahuas, roundhouse kick all Chihuahua fetuses, etc.
/Siby/'s gonna have a revolution if the jewish nigger faggots don't allow the majestic gibno to run as a candidate
>Chihuahua?
Kill
>Canine
Kill
>Fenine
Kill
>Etc.
Kill
Anything other than gibno: kil
Chihuahua?
Kill
I ate one (¹) Chihuahuas and I immediately develop cancer in my brain-area. How can I undo this? Thank for you answer, docotr
Gibbon status?
Pine Marten is trve ancom pet
>>757459 i'm sorry, i'm gonna fix that
>>758418 don't worry, that chihuahua is fine!!!! nothing can contain a chihuahua
>>757680 worms are already on the list!!!!!
>>758208 added!!!!!!!!
>>758027 >>758018 >>758010 >>758006 >>757999 but what if gibbon and chihuahua were friends?!?!?!?!?!!?!?????
>>758468>but what if gibbon and chihuahua were friends?!?!?!?!?!!?!???Question resolved way above:
>>754885Gibno no trust rodents.
>>758470>PRIMATE PARTY> Gibbon NEW!!!G I B NO. ALREADY WON!YAY 4 DEMOCRACY
pine marten or die trying
>>758418exactly, disqualify the gibbon for animal cruelty
>>759592>>758418can we have a vote on this please. they are abusing the chihuahua. this is not right.
>>760433exactly, violence is not the answer and it will never be the answer
>>761046Well how'd you know that when there's no results yet published?
>>762516Is this AI I can’t even tell anymore. It has to be there’s no fucking way.
>>763299I would not be okay with this beast in my house.
Support Pine Martenist Thought or vai kaut kas :-)
>>763607Just lump them in with cats, no point splitting the vote
>>764128nah
black panther is 2 big for cat
>>764549Can’t argue with that
>>764334
nah
big black pussy needs to have it's own spot
>>756069>i'm adding worms as unaffiliated, i don't know where to put the tapeworm!!!Maybe to the WORMS party?
>>765493>Maybe to the WORMS party?Jesus Christ I was scrolling so fast that I accidentally read “WORMS” as “WOMEN” lol. That would have been so fucked up but also kind of funny.
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