2026 ANIMAL ELECTION CANDIDATE REGISTRATION!!!!Register your candidates here!!!!!!! Or create hype about your candidates!!!!!!!!!Here are the candidates that are already registered:
Bird (all kinds of birds!) - unaffiliated
Primate (all kinds of primates!) - unaffiliated
Reptile (all kinds of reptiles!) - unaffiliated
Elephant - unaffiliated
Fly - unaffiliated
Jellyfish - Lovecraftian Party
Marmot - Lovecraftian Party
Octopus - Lovecraftian Party
Tully Monster - Lovecraftian Party
Horseshoe Crab - Lovecraftian Party
Sponge - Lovecraftian Party
Coral - Lovecraftian Party
Sacabambaspis - Lovecraftian Party
Dolphin - Swim Party
Seal - Swim Party
Sea Lion - Swim Party
Shark - Swim Party
Narwhal - Swim Party
Hedgehog - Cute Party
Jumping Spider - Cute Party
Opossum - Cute Party
Raccoon - Cute Party
Platypus - Cute Party
Rock Hyrax - Cute Party
Red Panda - Cute Party
Goat - Cute Party
Beaver - Rodent Party
Capybara - Rodent Party
Squirrel - Rodent Party
Pika - Rodent Party
Naked Mole Rat - Rodent Party
Caracal - Feline Party
Cat - Feline Party
Snow Leopard - Feline Party
Tiger - Feline Party
Dog - Canine Party
Fox - Canine Party
>>754527That's a lynx not a caracal
>>754708We are Homo Homo Sapiens
Because we are double homo
hehhe
>>754550>>754551i'm going to add ants to a ✨
NEW✨ Bugs Party, is that ok?
>>754706 should pangolins be in the Cute Party?
>>754718 added!!!!!!!!!
UPDATED LISTUNAFFILIATED
- Bird (all kinds of birds!)
- Primate (all kinds of primates!)
- Reptile (all kinds of reptiles!)
- Elephant
- Fly
BUG PARTY
- Ant (all kinds of ants) NEW!!!!
- Bee NEW!!!!
LOVECRAFTIAN PARTY
- Jellyfish
- Octopus
- Tully Monster
- Horseshoe Crab
- Sponge
- Coral
- Sacabambaspis
SWIM PARTY
- Dolphin
- Seal
- Sea Lion
- Shark
- Narwhal
- Beluga Whale NEW!!!!
CUTE PARTY
- Hedgehog
- Jumping Spider
- Opossum
- Raccoon
- Platypus
- Rock Hyrax
- Red Panda
- Pangolin
- Goat
RODENT PARTY
- Naked Mole Rat
- Beaver
- Capybara
- Squirrel
- Marmot
- Pika
FELINE PARTY
- Caracal
- Cat
- Snow Leopard
- Tiger
CANINE PARTY
- Dog
- Fox
>>754706These spread leprosy.
>>754705Already overrepresented on leftypol.
>>754731MLG is correct choice, yes. Gibbons are:
>Faithful for life and playful for life>Known hedgehog-skeptics>Looooong arms for looooong hugs>They get their bones broken by all the jumping around but they dgaf because going ooooAaaa OoooAAAA and fast is super fun>Known to socialize and groom humans (fellow apes)The only proletariat choice.
Don't trust these guys:
>>754526 they are up to no good.
bird/hedgehog cannot surive the release of the chihuahua files which contained some of the most damming revelations. time to vote for a change.
>>754526The Majestic Gibbon correctly identifies the suspicious hedgehog as a threat.
DO NOT vote for hedgehodges. 🚫
I nominate Russians.
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