2026 ANIMAL ELECTION CANDIDATE REGISTRATION!!!!Register your candidates here!!!!!!! Or create hype about your candidates!!!!!!!!!Here are the candidates that are already registered:
Bird (all kinds of birds!) - unaffiliated
Primate (all kinds of primates!) - unaffiliated
Reptile (all kinds of reptiles!) - unaffiliated
Elephant - unaffiliated
Fly - unaffiliated
Jellyfish - Lovecraftian Party
Marmot - Lovecraftian Party
Octopus - Lovecraftian Party
Tully Monster - Lovecraftian Party
Horseshoe Crab - Lovecraftian Party
Sponge - Lovecraftian Party
Coral - Lovecraftian Party
Sacabambaspis - Lovecraftian Party
Dolphin - Swim Party
Seal - Swim Party
Sea Lion - Swim Party
Shark - Swim Party
Narwhal - Swim Party
Hedgehog - Cute Party
Jumping Spider - Cute Party
Opossum - Cute Party
Raccoon - Cute Party
Platypus - Cute Party
Rock Hyrax - Cute Party
Red Panda - Cute Party
Goat - Cute Party
Beaver - Rodent Party
Capybara - Rodent Party
Squirrel - Rodent Party
Pika - Rodent Party
Naked Mole Rat - Rodent Party
Caracal - Feline Party
Cat - Feline Party
Snow Leopard - Feline Party
Tiger - Feline Party
Dog - Canine Party
Fox - Canine Party
>>754527That's a lynx not a caracal
>>754708We are Homo Homo Sapiens
Because we are double homo
hehhe
>>754550>>754551i'm going to add ants to a ✨
NEW✨ Bugs Party, is that ok?
>>754706 should pangolins be in the Cute Party?
>>754718 added!!!!!!!!!
UPDATED LISTUNAFFILIATED
- Bird (all kinds of birds!)
- Primate (all kinds of primates!)
- Reptile (all kinds of reptiles!)
- Elephant
- Fly
BUG PARTY
- Ant (all kinds of ants) NEW!!!!
- Bee NEW!!!!
LOVECRAFTIAN PARTY
- Jellyfish
- Octopus
- Tully Monster
- Horseshoe Crab
- Sponge
- Coral
- Sacabambaspis
SWIM PARTY
- Dolphin
- Seal
- Sea Lion
- Shark
- Narwhal
- Beluga Whale NEW!!!!
CUTE PARTY
- Hedgehog
- Jumping Spider
- Opossum
- Raccoon
- Platypus
- Rock Hyrax
- Red Panda
- Pangolin
- Goat
RODENT PARTY
- Naked Mole Rat
- Beaver
- Capybara
- Squirrel
- Marmot
- Pika
FELINE PARTY
- Caracal
- Cat
- Snow Leopard
- Tiger
CANINE PARTY
- Dog
- Fox
>>754706These spread leprosy.
>>754705Already overrepresented on leftypol.
>>754731MLG is correct choice, yes. Gibbons are:
>Faithful for life and playful for life>Known hedgehog-skeptics>Looooong arms for looooong hugs>They get their bones broken by all the jumping around but they dgaf because going ooooAaaa OoooAAAA and fast is super fun>Known to socialize and groom humans (fellow apes)The only proletariat choice.
Don't trust these guys:
>>754526 they are up to no good.
bird/hedgehog cannot surive the release of the chihuahua files which contained some of the most damming revelations. time to vote for a change.
>>754526The Majestic Gibbon correctly identifies the suspicious hedgehog as a threat.
DO NOT vote for hedgehodges. 🚫
I nominate Russians.
>>754705wasnt chihuahua with epstein???
>>754905If they add it the humble tapeworm will win, I can guarantee leftypol vote for a parasite, since basically that is what /lefty/BRIT/pol and /USA/pol are all about.
>>754877>Already overrepresented on leftypol.That's a good thing, he is experienced.
>wasnt chihuahua with epstein???Are we still talking about that?
>>754864Pangolins belong either in the cute party or the armor party along with turtles and snails
>>754935>Are we still talking about that?i think is relevant for the election
>>755256>i think is relevant for the electionIts not relevant at all, the Chihuahua barely knew Epstein and cut ties really early on
Im mocking Trump btw i support birds in this election, and whomever are willing to form a coalition around them
>>75541715 birds shat on me during my life, ruining my clothes and mood
0 gibbons shat on me during the same period
Just to consider.
>>755427I bet 0 hedgehogs shat on you either
>>754893Meant to respond to this one
>>754484Caracal gang
Caracal gang
>>755645Birds and Humans.
>>755526this is adorable
>>755645talented cat
>>755760he probably just wanted to chat with noam chomsky
The Chihuahua poster is innocent. It's a shame that he is subject to such a witch hunt trying to drag his name through the mud. So many of these false accusations these days from grifters wanting their 10 minutes of game. Chiahuahua poster, the best advice is to ignore these vile rumours and continue with your life.
>>755826What are some iconic posters of leftypol you know of?
>>755839you're speaking to an iconic poster, Dr Mop!!! And Dr Mop isn't just iconic poster, he's an accomplished and acclaimed political scientist, philosoper, academic, historian, and lover
==I am warming you, mod, if you doesn't add the candidate Gibbon (of the Marxist-Leninist-Gibbonite party), I will personally terrorize you, 9/11 style!!!!!
>>755517The proletariat:
>We Must Has DatThe cat:
>Can I has dat >>755640This is an acceptable opinion but beloogians are inferior to the gibno.
>>755649>Birds and Humans*apes
>>755882Note:
>She (brown gibno) is jealous of the he gibno (black) >>755923the humble russian
>>755939And representative of the animal cpc
>>755939Best job in the world.
>>754873 i'm adding them to the ✨
NEW✨ sigma party
>>754905 i'm adding worms as unaffiliated, i don't know where to put the tapeworm!!!
>>755939 added!!!!!!
>>755995 added to the monster party!!!!!!
UPDATED LISTUNAFFILIATED
- Bird (all kinds of birds!)
- Primate (all kinds of primates!)
- Reptile (all kinds of reptiles!)
- Worm (all konds of worms!) NEW!!!
- Fly
BUG PARTY
- Ant (all kinds of ants) NEW!!!!
- Bee NEW!!!!
SIGMA PARTY
- Lion NEW!!!
- Wolf NEW!!!
- Hippo NEW!!!
- Elephant NEW!!!
LOVECRAFTIAN PARTY
- Jellyfish
- Octopus
- Tully Monster
- Horseshoe Crab
- Sponge
- Coral
- Sacabambaspis
SWIM PARTY
- Dolphin
- Seal
- Sea Lion
- Shark
- Narwhal
- Beluga Whale NEW!!!!
CUTE PARTY
- Hedgehog
- Jumping Spider
- Opossum
- Raccoon
- Platypus
- Rock Hyrax
- Red Panda
- Pangolin NEW!!!
- Goat
- Giant Panda NEW!!!
RODENT PARTY
- Naked Mole Rat
- Beaver
- Capybara
- Squirrel
- Marmot
- Pika
FELINE PARTY
- Caracal
- Cat
- Snow Leopard
- Tiger
CANINE PARTY
- Dog
- Fox
MONSTER PARTY
- Oshawott NEW!!!
- Lapras NEW!!!
>>756069Notice the anti-gibbin racism. Chihuahuas are rats.
>>756136Wow youre funn. No one mentioned gibbins, racism, or chuhulus though…
>>756159I'm declaring this election illegitimate. Our rightful candidate is has been passed over despite the masses crying for his leadership
Will you head their calls?
>>756165The bourgeoisie will never allow a ML-G candidate to run.
Rooting for Caracals or Belugas
>>756165I’m wouldn’t vote for the gibourgeoisie anyway
>the fucking parasite tapeworm gets to be nominated sooner than the proletarian Gibno
How is this not bourguzie
WARNING: YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THE 2026 ANIMAL ELECTION!!!!!IT IS GOING TO BE ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!!!!!!!>>756358can I include them in the canine party instead of the cute party? there are too many animals in the cute party, and adding them to the canine party would increase their electoral odds, because of the ✨
Super Secret and Special✨ way in which the election will work this time!!!!!!!!!
>>756330Marginalized party with the election council not even willing to put the defacto leader's name on the ballot.
Sad!
>>756330No, gibno deserves separate nomination
>>756330>>756330>all primateshow the hell can we vote for whole ass orders? and birds and reptiles are even worst, those are classes! widest allowed taxon should be the family
Jumping spiders are not cute. One landed on my glasses and i had to shake around like a broken washing machine
>>756999that's because you're lame
if you were cool you'd've made them your pet
>>756375>>756499okay, FINE!!!!!!!!!!! in which party should I put the gibno? can't be a new party, there are too many already!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>756981 i don't know man, i ain't an animal scientist like u homie. i'm gonna keep shit more coherent and scientific in the next election, i'm not gonna change the whole thing right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>757000 BAM there it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>>757001 BAM there it is!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>756821 BAM there it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UPDATED LISTUNAFFILIATED
- Bird (all kinds of birds!)
- Primate (all kinds of primates!)
- Reptile (all kinds of reptiles!)
- Worm (all konds of worms!) NEW!!!
- Fly
BUG PARTY
- Ant (all kinds of ants) NEW!!!!
- Bee NEW!!!!
- Moth NEW!!!
SIGMA PARTY
- Lion NEW!!!
- Wolf NEW!!!
- Hippo NEW!!!
- Elephant NEW!!!
LOVECRAFTIAN PARTY
- Jellyfish
- Octopus
- Tully Monster
- Horseshoe Crab
- Sponge
- Coral
- Sacabambaspis
SWIM PARTY
- Dolphin
- Seal
- Sea Lion
- Shark
- Narwhal
- Beluga Whale NEW!!!!
CUTE PARTY
- Hedgehog
- Jumping Spider
- Opossum
- Raccoon
- Platypus
- Rock Hyrax
- Red Panda
- Pangolin NEW!!!
- Goat
- Giant Panda NEW!!!
RODENT PARTY
- Naked Mole Rat
- Beaver
- Capybara
- Squirrel
- Marmot
- Pika
FELINE PARTY
- Caracal
- Cat
- Snow Leopard
- Tiger
CANINE PARTY
- Dog
- Fox
- Pine Marten NEW!!!
- Tanuki NEW!!!
MONSTER PARTY
- Oshawott NEW!!!
- Lapras NEW!!!
reminder that i only visited the epstein island to chat with noam chomsky >>757421Chihuahua I have to say……..
Termites are not ants
>>757421Gibbon will lead the primates on the long swing across Siberia. The other primates will make their way to the thread in time, but Chairman Gibbon will remember the lessons of the long swing in his pursuit of bringing the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism-Gibbonism to fruition.
Fellow party member Orangutan throws his full endorsement behind Chairman Gibbon.
Floodflood
>>754484Caracals must win
Where is the gibbon
>>757645MLG comrade, why comes't our voice is ignored by Jewish nigger Chihuahua poster, the main representative of the bourgeoisie?
>>757941The idiot human babbie cries at the mete sight of the the majestic gibno
Kill all Chihuahuas, roundhouse kick all Chihuahua fetuses, etc.
/Siby/'s gonna have a revolution if the jewish nigger faggots don't allow the majestic gibno to run as a candidate
>Chihuahua?
Kill
>Canine
Kill
>Fenine
Kill
>Etc.
Kill
Anything other than gibno: kil
Chihuahua?
Kill
I ate one (¹) Chihuahuas and I immediately develop cancer in my brain-area. How can I undo this? Thank for you answer, docotr
Gibbon status?
Pine Marten is trve ancom pet
>>757459 i'm sorry, i'm gonna fix that
>>758418 don't worry, that chihuahua is fine!!!! nothing can contain a chihuahua
>>757680 worms are already on the list!!!!!
>>758208 added!!!!!!!!
>>758027 >>758018 >>758010 >>758006 >>757999 but what if gibbon and chihuahua were friends?!?!?!?!?!!?!?????
>>758468>but what if gibbon and chihuahua were friends?!?!?!?!?!!?!???Question resolved way above:
>>754885Gibno no trust rodents.
>>758470>PRIMATE PARTY> Gibbon NEW!!!G I B NO. ALREADY WON!YAY 4 DEMOCRACY
pine marten or die trying
>>758418exactly, disqualify the gibbon for animal cruelty
>>759592>>758418can we have a vote on this please. they are abusing the chihuahua. this is not right.
>>760433exactly, violence is not the answer and it will never be the answer
>>761046Well how'd you know that when there's no results yet published?
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