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>Glowing Matroid
kek. seems i'm getting karmic blowback from my shoddy impersonation of [houdinimagazine.com]##slammerdunk
>>783609That's only because he sexually assaulted Chichi, which forced him into marriage.
>>783614That's what it takes??? Anyways what's easier seducing a married woman or rizzing up a single lady?
>>783707growing up is realizing most asian women look like mao but with a pussy
>>783712>18 million likesYeah I'm sure she's just about to kill herself from a lack of attention.
>>783712< obvious factoid that has no relevance to her life> 18 mil likeslol
>>783710>>783707Most women are mid. There's probably more ugly ones than pretty ones but most are mid. Make up and clothing helps most women
>>783715mil is a thousand
>>783719but when i said most men are average looking the resident autist got mad at me and called me a misandrist
>>783723Most men are average. I agree. Men and women are usually mid at best.
>>783725Thats what mid means.
>>783719>>783723the obvious conclusion is that men should do makeup too
>>783728Zoolander was right.
>>783728It will probably never be socially acceptable. At least not for a bit. But it used to be right?
>>783723No.
You say that most men are ugly
That’s different from saying most men are average
>>783719This.
The sad truth is that Leftypol idealizes women far too much for their looks or supposed physiognomy level of looks
>>783710Growing up is realizing that cartoon characters are superior to real life characters for sexual attractiveness
>>783792Is there a problem
>>783796people aren't characters
>>783797We are characters.
But ok.
Fictional people vs real life people
Better now?
>>783804option b is disproportionately better than a though. i mean cmon, being an eceleb? at least make me a popstar or something, then it might be a little harder
>>783804Is Killing myself an option ?
>>783810tell him that our world is ruled by child eating psychopaths and the average person is too apathic to do anything about it. give him a real reason to be depressed
>>783810Do something fun with him, make him think about other things and he'll eventually get over it. Good experience for him, imo, if he asks for advice just tell him, it happens, plenty of fish in the sea.
>>783810Just reassure him that he will feel better in time, or maybe just ask if he wants to do some fun leisure activity
>>783810Just let him spill on you and listen. You don't really have any advice for him anyways. I had nephew like that who was so depressed at not being able to get a girlfriend what was the point of existing. He ended up dating a few different girls in high school and got really into one to a point of jealousy especially when she started playing games with him. He even told me he had a chick take his number from a store and ask him if he wanted to date. He was kind of a chad. He currently lives with a chick in a different state while apparently running a business at 24. Meanwhile I'm a a middle aged incel who never moved out.
>>783804I think I'd still rather have sex with women.
>>783811>>783812>>783815That’s rich coming from a board whose main pipeline to cynicism is lack of romantic prospects
>>783811>give him a real reason to be depressedMost kids nowadays are already depressed from all the political scandals going on tbw
>>783811That’s just mean.
I bet if this was someone over thirty you would be more sympathetic
>>783805What’s the difference?
E-celeb is an archaic differentiation Al term because everyone is online.
It’s a a dumb term to begin with.
Pop stars nowadays are e-celebs
>>783810Assuming this isn’t a troll post, I say let him grieve.
Romantic love is no walk in the park, so downplaying his feelings is just shallow
Would you rather have a life with no romantic prospects but full economic career prospects
Or a life with no career or economic prospects but get lucky every day?
There’s no third option
>>783851I'd rather get lucky every day.
>>783854Even if it means you’re always homeless?
>>783857I knew their would be a catch. I guess you're also going to say I'll have physical issues and only have sex with smelly dirty women or something. I guess I'll still say yes and I'll say in that situation I'll be such a great sex haver that I'll even sex up women with housing and looks because I'll be that good at sex. I would imagine I would also be good looking with a decent sized penis. And if that's the case it would be worth it. In my opinion being good and well proportioned with good sex abilities is way better than career prospects.
>>783707Shit taste. Is your pic related supposed to be your ideal woman? Shit taste.
>>783710>>783719This is pretty true though. I prefer Asian women but being realistic, most (Asian) women aren't attractive. Especially when assessing things without the influence of the sexual marketplace. Also, a lot of hot Asian have varying amounts of plastic surgery (which I don't mind).
>>783830e-celeb is a dude like destiny or a random commentary youtuber. i dont wanna be just some fucking loser
>>783862What about if you have kids in poverty?
>>783906What if I don't? What if I'm sterile? Maybe I always wear protection or I get a vasectomy? Anyways if I did I'd figure it out. And if I can't then the woman or women I have children with will just raise the children themselves like has happened many times throughout history.
>>783912So you have no problem with accidentally making fatherless children?
What if you're too poor for vasectomy or condoms?
>>783912What if.you catch a nasty std that rots the flesh
>>783918I guess if I'm too poor then I won't have sex. And I probably wouldn't have a problem having fatherless children. At least in whatever scenarios that you're making up.
>>783920Maybe the first option would be better then
>>783922But then I wouldn't get sex. I mean that's the reality now. So why not go for the other one?
>>7838511st option and i castrate myself so i have no need for romance
>>783926Romance ≠ sex
>>783924But you will be rich and have all amenities you need
>>783862No wealthy woman is ever going to sleep with a homeless guy, no matter how good he is at sex, stop watching porn. You'll be lucky if they even look at you while walking near you.
>>784012That wasn't the point. The point was I'd be getting lucky every day while having no career or economic prospects. Now whether or not I could score a wealthier woman or even whether I'd be homeless is a different question. For all you know I would just live with my parents forever or live with a lot of roomates. Sure I'd most likely not score the wealthiest woman or the prettiest woman but in whatever scenarios we're making up I'd probably be having sex with women I'd at least want to sex up since at least I'd be having sex. It's make believe anyways so I'll just make believe that I'm just a super attractive brokie with good stats except wealth so even in that scenario I'd be banging smoking hot chicks probably wouldn't be getting in long term relationships with them but that wouldn't be required in fact that would be the desired option.
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