/siberia/ - Off-topic

>>807183
>melted marine

imagine going through…

• boot camp hazing
  
• leaving a girl behind during the prime years of her life to fuck other guys
  
• during the prime years of your life
  
• getting melted by people whose country you invaded for no reason
  
• coming back home and expecting everyone to worship you for your "service"
  
• marrying her despite having grown distant because muh family muh flag muh faith
  
• getting divorced because you're a hideous ogre
  
• killing yourself with drugs
  
  

…all because you just needed to "prove" your "loyalty" to your "nation" by raping and murdering Muslim children for capitalism, oil cartels, and israel. US troops should be treated as laughing stocks for volunteering until they understand that it is pathetic to live such a cucked lifestyle for a bunch of political entities that see you as cannon fodder

>>816491
>>816469
you're lucky leftoids don't believe in calling the police

>>816068
>fucking more than one person is being a complete whore

anon just lol

>>816503
>>816508
I’m not a stalker, as I am completely fine with her rejecting me and I would never want her to do anything that would make her uncomfortable, because I actually do care about her. But after thinking about the situation and constantly seeing how anons her view it, I have decided that as sad as it is, I will give up trying to talk to her in the coffee shop next semester. It fucking breaks my heart but I think the odds of success are too low to warrant the risk of making her uncomfortable and potentially making an HR complaint. This is the last thing I would want, not just because it could get me kicked out of college but more so because it would break my heart even more to know that I creeped her out so much that she felt that she needed to make an HR complaint. I didn’t want to admit it but I think you guys are right that I should call it quits on trying to talk to her, even if I would end up in another class with her. I am probably just going to focus on finishing college and getting my masters degree in history, so that within 3-4 years I can be completely independent from my parents teaching history at a community college while I live in a small studio apartment. Then I will make an online dating profile and get a girlfriend that way, because that sidesteps all the awkward conversations with girls that aren’t interested in you which creates lots of brain damage for a dumb autist like me that doesn’t understand social cues so I inadvertently end up creeping people out. At least any girl that clicks on my online dating profile would be at least open minded to going on a date with me, and if we like each other it could turn into a real relationship. But I will never again get emotionally attached to a girl that doesn’t like me just because she is really cute, because all it does is create unnecessary brain damage and lead to people calling me a creep, lol. I have finally learned my lesson, and I am honestly happy that other anons called me out for my inappropriate behavior because it forced me to face the sad reality and realize that I am just digging my emotional hole deeper and I need to get over it and admit that it will never work with her.

>>816518
The fact that you are writing textwalls shows that you have an unhealthy obsession. Seek help. Take your meds.

>>816520
If you would have read it you would know that I have finally realized that I should stop trying to talk to her because I am an autistic retard that will probably embarrass myself and I don’t want to make her uncomfortable. You guys are right, I just didn’t want to admit it because I like her so much, but the best thing I can do is just admit that it will sadly never work with her. I will try to get a girlfriend on a dating website when I am independent from my parents in 3-4 years, but in the meantime I will focus on academics. I might join the history and/or politics clubs in order to improve my social skills. But I will never again get emotionally attached to a girl that doesn’t like me just because she is really cute

>>807183
>>816507
I wonder if this kind of thing ever happened to any female soldiers. I know that most women in the military never see combat and don’t serve in explicit combat roles. But their have been many cases of vehicles hitting IEDs or drones/missiles hitting bases that are supposed to be protected by “missile defense” (this has happened multiple times during the Iran fiasco), so it wouldn’t be surprising if it happened a couple times. Anybody that willingly joins the military needs to get their head examined, because even if you are not anti-war/anti-imperialist it is pretty retarded to actually want to be canon fodder and die or get maimed for rich people that don’t give a shit about you, lol.

>>816517
I can't believe that my parents were fucking regularly in 1990 but it's true. I remember my mom was taking the pill around that time so her and my dad were probably fucking regularly. Although I probably cockblocked them since I had a hard time sleeping alone as a small child. I very frequently shared my bed as a child but not in the gross sex way.

>>816517
I thought everyone was a whore now

>>816530
not even closest to that but i've seen few pictures of women in the US army in Iraq getting cancer, losing full hair, getting wierd skin bumps from standing near burning landfills

>>816523
>But I will never again get emotionally attached to a girl that doesn’t like me just because she is really cute

Good.

>>816523
>I will try to get a girlfriend on a dating website when I am independent from my parents in 3-4 years, but in the meantime I will focus on academics.
I already said that this isn’t necessary and also bad. 3-4 whole fucking years not talking to any girls?? You will be even more stunted in your ability to approach girls and build intimacy with them and by that age people have plenty of experience. Good that you are letting go of that girl (though I still would want you to try regardless if you embarrass yourself, I just didn’t think it was good to be fixated on her when you don’t know her), but in the meantime you should still be approaching girls and learning how to shoot your shot properly. You are just kicking the can down the road and placing too much weight on having moved out.

>>816550
He's guaranteed to not have success as long as he doesn't have his own place.

>>816556
Because? Isn't he like 18 to 21 or something? How could he not bring a girl home? What about sleeping at the girl's place?

>>816507
It's a bucket list item of mine to cuck a deployed soldier.

>>816556
Wrong, I was fucking in my mid-late 20s literally living in my mothers basement. I'd say "oh Im saving up for a house" but that was kinda a lie I just liked not paying rent.

>>816550
If I run into her at the coffee shop I will probably still try to talk to her. I just am going to treat the situation in a much more honest and realistic way in order to avoid creeping her out and making myself depressed, lol. I will recognize that she is not the only girl out there so that I can treat the situation purely as a learning experience and not as some existential event, lol. Solving the oneitis problem should make me both act more normal around her, and feel better that if/when it doesn’t work I can move on to other situations. I might use the history and politics clubs as a way to both increase my social skills and maybe as a way to meet a girl that I actually have some common interests with, lol. One of the unfortunate problems with the cute girl from the theatre class, is that if I am being honest with myself, my love/crush/limerence for her is probably just an objectification of her attractive and exotic physical appearance (being a cute white girl that looks sort of asian) and the cutesy vibe her personality gives off. Because in reality I don’t have much in common with her as she is an artsy literature/writing major that seems apolitical and I am a history major that is into leftist politics. I probably should find a girl that is a big history nerd and a big marxist activist, or at least some kind of hyper-partisan leftist bernie/aoc-style democrat that is nerdy about election results, lol. That way I would at least have something to talk about with her that I have in common and that we could bond over, instead of desperately trying to find things to talk to someone about just because she is cute but you really have nothing in common with her, lol. As everyone can tell, I am still trying to figure out what I should do, but the one thing I have realized is that I need to cut the oneitis out because it is making me depressed and causing people to think that I am a creep, so I need to stop placing all my eggs in one basket (especially one that has such low odds of success), lol.

>>816579
Great, I support your current decision.

>>816575
How fat and desperate were they? Do you have olfactory issues?

>>816588
>fat
Mostly average by burger standards so a little thicc. I did bag a real whale once when I was desperate as a rebound, but she had good hygiene and gave great head. One of the girls I was seeing around the same time was genuinely the hottest chick I ever slept with. Short, slim, and massive tits. She was bipolar and randomly stopped seeing me, but I had a roster so I didn't really care.

>>816579
Everybody bully this autistic lol

>>816579
uyghas here will mock you but at least you have the balls to shoot your shot and actually talk to your crush unlike most of us. Godspeed and hopefully things go well for you

>>816517
damn that's pretty dismal, but you know what? STOP HAVING CHILDREN THERE ARE TOO MANY CHILDREN IN THE WORLD ALREADY AND WELL IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING THAT PEOPLE ARE FUCKING LESS BECAUSE IT MEANS LESS CHILDREN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

but seriously it's sad that there are so many lonely people out there (me included)

>>816523
> I might join the history and/or politics clubs in order to improve my social skills.
That's like the worst thing to join in order to improve what normal people think of as social skills

attractive, neurotypical, extroverted, normies will always talk down to you like you're a baby for not having the magic social knowledge that comes with being raised by sober parents in a loving environment with siblings as role models and mirrors. they will talk to you like you're a baby, but all their advice will basically be "why aren't you more like me? Just use your free will to be more like me and everything will be OK!"

>>814240
nosferatu is at least tall

>>813820
2nd video with just foundation before the rest of the makeup slathered is hottest, 4th video is clown makeup

>>813845
yeah for real, also this bitch is so annoying to listen to and just look at, like fuck off my screen. who watches this

>>816757
What if I find a cute girl that is into history and/or leftist politics? Wouldn’t it be easier to talk to a girl if you have some common interests with her? I think one of the biggest problems I have had with the cute girl from the theatre class is that even though she is extremely cute and I am very attracted to her, she doesn’t really share any common interests with me. The cute girl from the theatre class is a literature/creative writing major that writes short stories and is generally into artsy/creative stuff and is not super political (she seems like a left-liberal democrat, as I would be extremely shocked if she was a republican, but politics are not the center of her identity and I wouldn’t be surprised if she doesn’t even vote, lol) while I am a history major that is into leftist politics. This combined with my shitty autistic social skills has made it very difficult to have successful small talk with her outside of when we were paired together for a scene. So if it really flops when I try to talk to her again, I think I am going to go to the history and/or left-wing politics clubs (the only left-wing politics club at my campus is the college democrats, so I am going to have to water my political views down to just being a bernie/aoc-style social democrat, lol) and see if I can find a girl their that I have something in common with. She obviously won’t be as cute as the cute girl from the theatre class, but it would help my social skills with women a lot to have conversations with a girl that I have something in common with. Either it will actually work out and I can get a girlfriend, or it doesn’t work but at least I will learn how to act more normal around girls so by the time I am independent in 3-4 years (or maybe as soon as when my masters program starts in two years) I can successfully get a girlfriend. I also will never develop emotional attachment to a girl until it is extremely clear that she actually likes me. However, I am not going to deny that I will always have a special place in my heart for the cute girl from the theatre class because she is/was my first crush, and the only beautiful young woman I have ever loved. As cringey as it sounds I am still holding out hope for a miracle to happen with her, but I know that the anons here are right when they say it is impossible and I am psychologically prepared for the sad inevitable failure with her.

Hypergamy basically is a class issue

Take the hag pill

>>816838
>gen x
>1965-1980
the youngest people in this demographic are mid to late 40s. sure, I guess. might as well bag a millennial though.

>>816838
we did it bois. we destroyed patriarchy by worsening the material condition of the average guy so much, they now have to date older women who give material security.

>>816758
Sounds like somebody has a case of the grumpies. How about we go get some ice cream okay kiddo?

i am not tall, facially attractive enough to fit a jock archetype, not a twink or a chad. and i do not like looking at the mirror and knowing a girl won't be doing pornography or going out with you therefore i shall be harming my own self shortly

>>816838
Because old women desire "traditional values" more than younger women and men are just craving even the smallest bit of testosterone just by having a wife and breeding just like what the rightist propagandists tell you.

>>809206
Kill yourself faggot you're the only revisionist here

Went out to a rave with my gf, and I couldn't take my eyes off this thick chick in a miniskirt and fishnets, think picrel plus 50 pounds. She was dancing so much harder than my gf, I wish I was dating someone fun like that.

>>816933
Forgot my fucking attachment.

>>816933
>>816934
>plus 50 pounds
jfc how fat is your gf?

>>816935
She's around 100, but honestly I'd rather date a fun fat chick who will dance with me than her.

>>816940
I guess you just have a bbw fetish. A sticc would leave you unsatisfied.

>>816941
I just like women tbh, fat, skinny, it's all good. As long as a girl can keep up with me hiking and dancing she's healthy enough to be attractive.

>>816952
Being fat prevents people from doing these physical activities as much as a skinny person can.

>>816841
subtle truke

>>813811
>>814243
seriously, the question stands

>>817015
Cope, it was a tunnel rave with 4 hrs of straight aciiieeeed bangers.

>>816990
So does being anorexically thin. There's a lot more headroom than you think for being active and fat, especially for women who are naturally less lean.

>>807183
Whatever happened to the marines wife? I wonder if she cheated on him when he was in Iraq? I bet she had a few kids with some other dude.