Yaoi Cottagecore Edition
240 posts and 57 image replies omitted.Rejecting someone for being ugly is eugenics.
It’s getting harder and harder to enjoy anal sex, cuts and bruises are healing slower and it takes longer and longer to open up and let boyfriend hit prostate
In the past 5 months I have had 3 exes hit me up again and without exception after stalking their linkedin they messaged me right after they lost their professional jobs apparently.
>>821538Youz tellings me unemployments be rising and women be layed off, makibg dem dependent on men (you). Youz a man?
>>821535lube? you can use enema or stretch with a dildo first until you find your pleasure area to prevent any tearing
>>821550Well if imageboards taught me something, it's that two people disagreeing can spent an ungodly amount of time/energy trying to one-up the other. I guess it's some sunk cost game preventing them from pulling away until repeated social interactions mechanically create some form of attachment.
>>821531It never filled up. I guess someone wanted to make sure it hit 600 posts.
>>820968so you relate to the upper middle class failson who was a virgin purely due to his own incompetence?
>>821571Yes but also any other male who's been too awkward and weird to be able to properly function in life especially in regards to attaining relationships. I've also spent a lot of time reading about different infamous killers and attempted mass killers and have realized I'm similar to some of them. I was often profiled as one when I was in high school and even now as a middle aged adult I've been joked on about being one. I wasn't born in quite the same circumstances as Eliot Rodger and his actions were fairly ridiculous but I can relate nonetheless. I was aware just enough to not do any of the stupid shit he did.
>>821544I do use lube, maybe i do meed to go back to douching before sex
>>820844I was raped as a child and I love to cheat, so honestly I get it. 4 gfs sounds like a nightmare to juggle though, I would only do that if I was unemployed. I will fuck just about any chick who's down for a one night stand or fwb though.
>>819936 (me)
Yeah I'm getting ghosted again but after posting here last time, she responded in the following hours so I'm hoping and manifesting this new post makes her remember my existence
>>821682 is that dwight and angela? And y does dwight have a rifle
>>819959Séxo con milf pang liyuan pls
>>821550Imagine the hatesex between those two
I refuse to fight legions of uyghas for a solid 7, I refuse to debase myself and be judged by someone else sitting on their "throne". I also am not allowed to complain about being "alone" anymore for this to make any sense.
>passionate sex with girlfriend peters out>get rejected more and more>crash out>barely talk all weekend>have amazing sex everyday for a while>know it will fade out againThis cycle is so exhausting. Why do I have to act toxic to get some passion from my girlfriend? It feels embarrassing to go out dancing and end up more or less begging for sex at the end of the night and getting turned down by your partner. Oh she's "tired" again after sitting down for hours while I tore it up on the dance floor? Fuck off with the most unfalsifiable bullshit. Someone who desired me wouldn't act like this.
>>820840Trvthnvke. I travel for work and I cheat every chance I get. Usually can round up a handful of prospects and sleep with one of them on a trip that lasts over a week. Nothing beats raw sex with a stranger.
>>822159>>822162Who keeps posting these? Are you like that Jadey Ahn enjoyer and we'll forget about her in a few months?
>>822140>Nothing beats raw sex with a stranger.actual degeneracy. seek psychiatric help
>>822178>play with people's emotionsAnd then people will wonder why men and women can't just be friends, does your male buddy want to romance you when he is friendly ? No.
>>821964No, I'm just a failed man which is even worse and more shameful
>>822186So you insisted on making it serious and she got cold feet ? Rough.
But that's better than her forcing herself into it and ending up resenting you for it in the end
>>822165>actual degeneracyGo back to /pol/.
>>822167The chances of catching something from PIV sex that can't be fixed with a course of antibiotics are astronomically low.
>>822140I've noticed the only women that like non toxic men are very obese and have serious hormonal and gynecological issues.
Why are gay men so melodramatic?
>>822247Introduce them to hard drugs. Then they'll love you a lot.
>>822166I… I expected better from you than posting this kind of thing.
>>822200>The chances of catching something from PIV sex that can't be fixed with a course of antibiotics are astronomically low.You can't exactly fix AIDS with antibiotics…
>>822336>Percent of Women with HIV (2019, couldn't find more recent figure)<0.158%>Female to male HIV transmission rate for raw vaginal sex<0.04%>Calculated chance you catch AIDS from a one night stand with a random woman<0.00006%That is around one in twenty million. It's about the same as the risk of dying driving a mere 60 miles.
>>822389that is an incredibly stupid way to interpret data.
your odds of dying in a car crash is 1 in 5 thousand, so might as well drive recklessly because the odds are on my side here, right?
>>822389It's cool that some people are less inhibited than others and are willing to take more risks than others, especially when it comes to sex. Sex and romance are kind of risky like much of life. But others think differently for whatever reason and I happen to be one of those people. The risk just seem too risky.
>>822247Sounds like you'd make a great sub. Just rizz up a dominant girl and be hopelessly devoted to her.
>>822389Your argument presupposes that HIV cases will be evenly distributed throughout the women you could potentially sleep with. First you're likely engaging with a substantially smaller, sexually active subset of the population than is observed in your source. Second a person frequently having unprotected sex should be corellated with a higher HIV risk, which is why these people's chances of hooking up with you will be disproportionately high.
>>822607I bet big poppa pump used those same stats to fuck lots of chicks.
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