Yaoi Cottagecore Edition
I will sex all of you.
Sex isn't real.
>>817024I will sex them all first. You cannot stop me.
>>817039Sex is a spook, and i sex spooks.
>>817046Gender does not matter when you are all my property.
>>817024Hiiii, are you the anon who asked to drop @ in the deleted friend search thread?
>>817185This is the sexual orientation equivalent of weeaboos wishing they were born in Japan
>>817039It could be realer than real
>>814664 >>817192Settle for an ordinary girl. Be happy when she’s a social democrat.
>>817185I dislike dudes generally but one of my most fond memories was being groped and having my ass slapped by football players when i was doing weightlifing in high school.
It made me blush a lot and the way i think is that i'd probably bottom for a guy if i liked them a lot but i generally just think moids are nasty with their body hair and shit. Grosses me out but what can you do really
>>817206No, it is a lot easier. Men don't fucking care if you don't have a PhD or JD.
>>817185Bichad here. Can confirm. In terms of actual attraction I'd say I like men and women equally. But getting laid with guys is a million times easier and less stressful, with less stupid games and less tedious bullshit.
>>817218What women are you guys trying to bag that care about a PHD.
At least I guess nobody cares enough about relationships to "settle" or some bullshit like that, probably better long term than all the dead relationships of past generations
>>817185Unironically joined the kink scene and this is it. It's the corner of the queer scene where straightfags are allowed, as long as you're not a sex pest or reactionary.
plus, and im not even kidding, im doing political organising there. Not on purpose, it just kind of happened. Connected a fucking A+ comrade into an initiative in my local party they're perfectly suited for.
>>817248JBW photogenic and wealthy enough for those activities.
>>817244> middle of someoneoh my…
>>817230I think that by PHD they meant a pretty huge dick
>>817216>Settle for an ordinary girl. Be happy when she’s a social democrat.dude social demonkkkrat is bare minimum these days. why would you ever want a relationship with anyone who won't even support universal healthcare? seriously like social demonkkkrazy is the actual center and if a woman is to the right of that you know she is completely retarded and not worth wasting time on.
I love my wife
>>817023is it normal to have gay thoughts from time to time
>>817361i thought that was his twink boyfriend
>>817456if you dont have gay thought sometimes then youre 100% gay, and thats ok
Hey /siberia/
I tried sucking a girl dick and puked in my mouth three (3) times
That means I'm straight.
>sex pest
DEFINE sex pest. What is it, and how do I become one?
>>817513you threw up at straight sex with a woman, that makes you gay
>>817518hmmmmmm ok so that begs the question, can WOMEN be sex pests????
>>817521i give you bonnie blue and so many online stars, and you give me one man that had sex like that over a 1000 times with 1000 people until he looked drained
i think some can be pests, enough to actually suffer slut shaming from conservatives lateron
>>817513that just means your bad at sucking peen. also makes you gay
The male loneliness epidemic is the most important socialt cause one could take up today. Women are fascist.
>>817185it is great. but the demiurge had to nerf me somehow so he cursed me with reactionary parents.
My trans friend pulls the hottest bisexual girls and I'm jealous as hell. Last month a thicc furry raver, tonight a skinny metalhead.
>>817722I'd be seething with jealousy if I was you. They'd probably not be my friends anymore.
>>817217Yeah yeah, you hate moids but you still want to fuck them.
>>817866You're a porn addict and an embarrassment.
NTA.
>>818252It'd be hot if I could find a person like you to suck me off, but the whole time they're telling me how disgusting I am and then when I cum they slurp it up but act like it's the most vile thing they've ever experienced. I know, I know. it's a grotesque fantasy.
>>818430>Many girls just want to unload their innermost anger onto peopleyeah what's up with that, man.
>>817023>After a long day hard at work on the farm, you return to the crowded village with a smile on your face. "Hai hai! I just got done! I brought home some food for y'all too!">In the midst of the crowd, you pick out several friendly faces; a girl you met in school, some bois you got to know in college, an old lady who leaves pie on the windowsill and dotes on you from time to time, and of course, the cute redhead you've been eyeing for a while.>"Hi, hi, hullo!" you say as they all recognize you. You get tired from greetings because you always felt like nobody ever really listened or paid attention to you anyway, at least when you were a child that was true; things feel quite different after your village was liberated…<The redhead boy notices you from afar. "Oh?" he mutters to himself.>As you two approach eachother, you are intercepted by some hooligans who are interested in getting you to play with them. It's not infrequent that people notice you and try to get you to interact with them more - many people find you curious with your rather shy and sensitive nature, and for some reason hooligans and hoodlums have been your companions for almost as long as you learned to speak. "What're y'all up to?" you say. "Nothing. You got time to hang out?" You look to see what they've been up to: Earlier in the morning as you left the village to reach the farmstead you noticed them spraypainting graffiti onto a brickhouse building, and lighting fires in a dumpster, presumably just to watch the fire or burn something they left inside - nobody seemed to bother them, though, since graffiti was legalized, and nobody in the village seems to care about firestarting. "We've been playing some dnd football (dnd football, of course, being a game that took off under dixiebol where the soccerball is covered in numbers to be converted into a d20 to be used in gambling). Surely you could find the time to replace our goalie - our other one went home after getting tired…">You think about it for a moment. What's the harm in playing some football? It's not like it's hard to understand, and it doesn't take the wind out of you like handegg does. "Sure, i like some football" you say to them, not mentioning that you just like football to look at the shapely legs of the players and not because you actually enjoy sports. "We're playing right over there by the old gym. Come on, let's go!" he says.>You think about it for a moment. Where's the red-haired boy at? The crowd has moved, and you seemingly have misplaced him. Did he go off somewhere?>Before you spend too much time thinking, the football hooligan smacks your back and says "What're you thinking about? We got a game to play!" He shuffles toward the gym, and before you have a moment to think again, you try to follow him. However in a moment, the crowd disperses; You don't notice him, but the ginger boy you were thinking about suddenly notices you. "Hey! Hey wait up!" he yells at you as he breaks into a swift, but relaxed, jog.>That voice sounds familiar, you think to yourself. It could be anyone though; without thinking, you start walking. You're fast enough when walking to stay ahead of other people when they walk, but certainly not fast enough to beat this chiseled redhead boy. Before you know it, a hand touches your shoulders - "Heck yeah! I caught you 'fore you got pre-occupied!". You freeze up. Dumbly, and with a bit of hesitation, you start to turn around. You know that it's very likely the boy you fancy has caught up to you. You're somewhat afraid to look at him, since he makes you all blushy, and you don't want him to know you feel like that. What's a lithe farmhand like you to do about your feelings? Your family always taught you that it's safer to hide how you feel because, well, it allows you to have the upper-hand over people sometimes. But you certainly don't feel like you have the upper-hand over people you… fancy for yourself.>After turning around your eyes meet. His eyes are an ethereal sapphire color: gemmy, you think. Is there anything cooler than colors that remind you of gemstones? Piezoelectricity is something that has fascinated you for years; and now it seems there's some electricity running up and down your body as you feel a nervous energy running up and down your body.>"Well, H-hah…" you say, your eyes instinctively turning to the ground. "Whatchu up to?" he says. "W-we-ull, uh, i was gonna play some soccer. 'Course i didn't even think about what i was gonna do with the veggies i just brought back. Uh… fancy meeting you here!" you exclaim. You smile a bit. It brightens your day to see him.>Realizing you've been pondering for a moment, you look back up at him. You can't help but feel a little suspicious about why he'd chase you down. Does he like you back? "What are you up to?"<He smirks. "I'm not up to anything!", he says. "If you're not up to anything, what makes you chase me down like that?", you say. "I didn't really have anything in mind. I just kinda enjoy showing our farmhands that i, we, appreciate them…" he answers back.>Sure, it's nice that he says he feels that way, and being a farmhand can be some arduous work that can be thankless at times; but doesn't he know that you feel appreciate enough just to receive a labor voucher per hour worked? Working on a farm as a manual laborer ain't nearly as bad as it used to be, you think. You blush a little thinking about how much happier you are after humanity decided it was better to care about laborers and having aesthetically pleasing and uniquely supportive communities. "W-well, i guess it's not like everybody should have ulterior motives behind what they do." He seems a little hurt. "I don't know what you mean by that!" he says to you. "Oh, uh… sorry, that's not what i meant to say. I-it came out weird…" you say to him.<After a moment of looking somewhat confused, he grabs you by the arm. "H-hey! what do you think you're doing?!" You bark at him. "I'm just bringing you over to someplace we can sit down, silly." he says to you.>Before you know it, you find a rock next to a creek out front of the old Whitman homestead.>"D-do we HAVE to sit down? Is there something you're getting at?" you say to him. "Noh, just wanna talk a little." he says back. Meekly, you perch your pretty ass on the rock. He does the same, sitting about a foot away. There's plenty of space here, so it's not like you need to be packed together. You breathe a sigh of relief as you realize you don't need to get too close to him.>"Uhhh… @.@", you say, lost in thought. "We know eachother from school, right?" He says, after a moment or two of silence.>"Y-yeah.". You know him a little better than he knows you, you think to yourself. "I've noticed you stare a lot." he says bluntly. "W-what? I do NOT stare…" you say. "Do you daydream a lot?" he says, seemingly in a sympathetic way. "Y-yeah, i do…" you say.<"…Do you daydream about me, a lot?">Fuck… did he really notice you staring at him all this time? >>818461and then your eyes lock for a moment before he lunges at you, right there, next to the creek, in the unkempt Kentucky bluegrass, just a stone's throw from the old Whitman homestead. You tear one another's clothes off and roll around, as though you're both attached at the hip and your bodies are ablaze, and you have to cooperate to dampen the flames, which leads you to unknowingly roll down a hill and onto the dusty dirt road that exists as the village's main street, where you settle, caught up in the business of consuming one another's flames of thus-far unrequited passion. You moan as fingers caress curves and lips suckle skin, which alerts the attention of hustling and bustling village citizens. Onlookers gather, mothers hide the eyes of their children, and the authorities are notified that there's been an incident of indecent exposure and disturbing the peace, but you don't care, because… Piezoelectricity.
>>818509this girl been dropping banger after banger innit.
>>818524yeah, don't do it, unless you have plans to close the distance at some point, otherwise it's a huge waste of time. also, if you have trust issues OR you rightfully think the other party is untrustworthy, then it's not going to work. if a guy/girl who lives in the vicinity of his girl/boyfriend suspects cheating, s/he can collect evidence that would maybe confirm his/her suspicions, i.e. by observing the way their partner acts, by noticing the discrepancies in what they tell you vs. what they do, or if you're incredibly paranoid, you could even tail them and verify for yourself what they're getting up to behind your back. you can't do that with LDRs, you are at the mercy of whatever they're willing to tell you. they can lie to you via omission, they can lie to you by just telling partial truths, and there's no real way for you to verify anything they say. I'm telling you, it's not worth it, worrying about what the other person is doing, so… it's just not for everyone. if you're hoping for a monogamous engagement, well, it's just really easy for either party to "have their cake and eat it too"
plus there's no physical component, and that's much more necessary than people are willing to admit. if you ain't fucking, you're just friends, and if you ain't vibing, then what the fuck are you doing?
>>818530>plus there's no physical component, Idk I hope we eventually get to meet each other but I know that meanwhile it'll be an open relationship at best, which I have no problem with really.
I never had a gf before so just having someone sending me funny memes, love songs and nudes already feels so fucking good even if she ain't officially my lover. It's been years since I felt this happy.
>>818532hey man you do you, as long as you're happy I guess. I'd just say, if it goes south, be prepared to cut and run. don't fall into the sunk cost fallacy of
>I refuse to let go, we CAN make this work, I WILL forgive you for your misgivings and BE the BETTER PERSONat some point you have to know when to cut your losses. same goes for any other relationship, I guess, but this is really the only upside to LDRs, you can disappear out of the person's life in the event of a rift without much fanfare.
When will incels realize they are better seeking physical and emotional intimacy with each other
>>818826>>818827>>818830I'm not watching any of these. Can someone just give us the synopsis. Does she show titties or pussy in any of them?
>>818832She has high standards and tries to defend having high standards with apathy
>>818834>women covered in random ink drawings has high standardIronic that she immensely benefit from men having none
>>818856Some of us like it.
>>818864Yes, and some women love hairy bald men
>>818865Well thats a paraphilic deviation.
>>818865Nobody does. There is literally not a woman on Earth that loves a hairy bald man unless that man is her son.
>>818904I bet mr. clean and agent 47 got women lining around the block desu.
>>818921Both are smooth as a baby.
>>818922Women like babies?
>>817023I wish I could have (or had) that, but I'm not a redhead or white or young.
>>818924Why would you have to be white to have a loving partner and romantic moments? I swear to god self-hating PoC like you need to be slaughtered.
>>818937Well at least I do need to be attractive and based on the evidence of my 40 years of life I never was. Which on the flip side I don't miss being 19, because 19 year old
me was just an ugly young uyghur. So being young is sorta irrelevant to me.
I want to post in this thread but I have a 4.3 inch penis which means all my opinions are objectivelly wrong.
gf got butthurt when I joked with her treating me condescendingly by giving a high five. got on all fours and said "now say I'm your good boy and scratch me behind the ears" and she got so offended she left.
>>817513You're gay for not being physically attracted to girls. I don't make the rules.
>>818954Has she ever called you "dude" or "bro"? That is unironically
ick to me.
>>818937This imageboard is self-loathing.
I honestly think a lot of the “kill whites” and “men are ugly/expendable” platitudes on here is just solipsistic projection.
Irony is, it’s the same problem with right-wing forums
>>819055This is the future of that one poster obsessed with a girl in his college theater class.
>>819055Whatever happened to communicating your needs? Wasn't that still the mantra like a year ago?
>>819056He's going to transition?!
>>819071It shows both good and bad end.
I remember about four years ago two of my co-workers were discussing their sex lives and they started talking about how they got their partners pregnant and what was the best way to conceive and I'm thinking "holy shit how do I get out of this?" as I'm 30+ year old with no sex experience. I just sat there quietly, as I tend to do, and waited for my out as they discussed sex positions. I eventually found a way out of the room to do something else. But shortly after only one of those two was still in the room when I re-entered and then he asks me about my romantic life, which is non-existent, and I eventually just told him I had no experience. Should of just lied and said I had a girlfriend many years earlier. I should always say that lie. Anyways the following day he calls me into a storage closet that have two female co-workers asking about where to get things and he seemed to want me to talk to one of them. I didn't really bite. Usually it's other people that bring these things up and since I'm very out of the loop in many parts of life I tend to stay very quiet so I don't expose my inexperience too much. That's just my life in general.
>>819125what autism does to a mf
>>819098they are 10000x better when you are heartbroken
>>819055I can't relate to this shit. I get what she's saying but she's speaking from the experience of being a 9/10 super hot stacy who can just casually pick up new people like she picks up a new set of shoes. the reason this dude is still obsessed with you is probably because he's HUNGRY FOR THE PUSSY, he ain't getting nearly as many bites as you and so he views you as, "what could have been" or "the one that got away" i.e. he can't just MOVE ON because there is nothing to move on TO. assuming he's not mentally ill or neurotic or something, which I assume he isn't, because this girl doesn't seem the type to associate with anyone who wouldn't be "in her league" but maybe I'm wrong about that.
so yeah this is just maybe a tiny little bit biased on her part
<lyke omg y cant guys just pick from one of the dozens of other girls who are lining round the block to hook up with them<… what do you MEAN they don't have dozens of girls just waiting in line??? >>819164>assuming he's not mentally ill or neurotic or something, which I assume he isn'tThey had short term casual fling, and 6 years later is still sending her sad messages, thats not an assumption but explicitly stated part of the story.
>>819290Still coping with this "incels have too high standards" bullshit. It was never true.
>>819125Well, at least he wanted to help, though personally I never liked it when I had issues with women and people would just throw me into a situation with girls. And not even a girl they know likes me but instead just any girls and apparently expected something to happen.
Anyway, I was a late bloomer as well and actually managed to have dated a lot women once I fixed my issues step by step. Not with the usual platitudes but an actual understanding and pragmatism. If you want any guidance feel free to ask me.
>>819290A lot of dudes have high standards, I guess. I don't know, I can't relate because I've never considered myself to have outrageously high standards. In fact, I thought most dudes wanted to perpetually "play the field" and just have a variety of partners ad nauseam, which implies that they have virtually no standards. At least, that's what *I* wanted to do, and for personal reasons, I have not done that. If I were looking for a relationship, most importantly I would want someone with whom I jive, which is to say, we have to be compatible on an intellectual and emotional level. I want someone similar to myself, I guess. I'm a strong personality, I'm maybe a bit too egotistical for my own good, I've got that main character energy, I guess. I would want someone who could meet me at that level or otherwise be compatible with a person like that. I'm not saying you have to worship the ground I walk on, but I don't want some catty hoe who is going to denigrate me for no fucking reason, for example.
Anyway, not to wax poetic about myself, I'm just drawing from personal experience to make the point that my standards really aren't that high, at least I don't think so.
>ok but would you date a girl you find aesthetically unappealing if she met your rather vague criteriaYeah, maybe, but it's always going to be a question of
<how good of a match are we; how much do I have to compromise to gain that benefit??All this to say that I don't think a lot of people are doing this cost-benefit analysis, except for people who already see their own self worth and aren't willing to just 'find any port in a storm' if you catch my drift. Ergo, a lot of people have low standards, or haven't even really put any thought into it to begin with.
I like this girl, and it's not just because I find her to be very attractive. She seems down to earth and smart. Her husband is a lucky dude.
>>819409Just one? Hard to say but I'll go with having a bigger dick that also looks normal. Non-phimosis 8 inch dick would've been great.
>>819409the autism attribute of my brain
>>819411>8 inch dick>normalPorn addict.
>>819415I think he was saying that the phimosis is the abnormal part, but having an 8 inch dick would be nice just for the ego boost.
>>819415I didn't mean the size. I think I'm normal sized now but I meant more the phimosis. Having a big cock would just be awesome to brag about and play around with even if I don't have a partner. I mean I enjoy playing with myself now imagine if it was bigger and thicker?
>>819419take it from me but circumference matters as much as the length
>>819409more feminine features on my face or perhaps hair with more volume
>>819409My hair texture. I wish it wasn’t nappy but rather more woolly so I can wear it long.
>>819290As I say, lust is more appreciative of flaws/nuances than romantic love
today I have realized something, romantic love is eugenicist, while platonic love is not. Whether people like to lie themselves or not, romantic love always has a physical attraction component. The other person has to be attractive and/or smell good, which is designed to get good traits in a baby, since romantic love in straggots in for babymaking and in homosexuals is stupid. Platonic love is pure and deeper and mostly doesn't have beauty influence it since it isn't made to purge the untermensch.
>>817185>Just free love and sex without all the bullshit social rituals and expectationsbut with AIDS.
also, do you think getting a gay relationship is easy? 5-10% of men are homosexual (counting some bisexuals), while 90% of women are straight. And you have to start with the ritual of finding out if he can even be attracted to you in the first place or not, while you try to not make it obvious you are trying to guess his sexuality, since people only care about that if they are homophobic or into someone.
>>819409not being a mouthbreather
>>819518> today I have realized something, romantic love is eugenicist, while platonic love is not. Whether people like to lie themselves or not, romantic love always has a physical attraction component. The other person has to be attractive and/or smell good, which is designed to get good traits in a baby, since romantic love in straggots in for babymaking and in homosexuals is stupid. Platonic love is pure and deeper and mostly doesn't have beauty influence it since it isn't made to purge the untermenschYou’re semi-correct abbot romantic love being influenced by physical attractiveness.
But what really makes love tricky isn’t just their looks, capital, or hygiene. It’s also about wit
In fact, if romantic love was purely based on looks, relationships would be a lot more straightforward ironically
Romantic love is more akin to “finding your complementary humor” rather than mere looksmatch.
There’s a lot of people whom have been rejected and cheated on because their wit/impression didn’t tickle the other party’s fancy or they “lost that spark”.
In fact if you notice, most relationships fall apart due to people finding offense to changes in humor. And I don’t mean humor as in your sense of comical gratification, but rather your temperament.
We have so many good-looking, financially endowed people stuck in terrible relationships. It’s either because theyre bored and unappreciative of their spouse despite getting good sex and meals daily.
Or it could be that they are comparing their current partner to previous ones.
Or they’re self-absorbed on sociopolitical ideations and are upset that their spouse doesn’t conform to an idealized embodiment of said ideations
Men are notorious for wanting sex a little too much but you know what else they want for too much at the cost of reason? Romance
In fact, if a man was offered between zero-erotic but deeply-flourishing romance over infinite sex with zero attachments, men would choose the former. Even if they choose the latter, they will eventually regret it and even alter the foundation of space time itself to undo that decision. Sounds funny does it?
Women are often assumed to be the romantic sex while men are just the horny sex.
Men are both horny and romantic.
Women are more receptive rather than giving of romance.
Lust is more earthy. It’s more honest and willing to tolerate differing nuances/temperaments/mannerisms that would be found as underwhelming or irritating in a non-coital state.
Remember, romance is selfish.
Lust is greedy.
Selfish people can be chaste to the point of frugality.
Greedy people can be open to sharing their toys.
As they say “sharing is caring” and lust is exactly that. Or at least that’s how it should operate.
People often use romantic love as the default definition of love.
Friendship is treated as chump change.
>>817217Are you a trans woman? Also women have body hair and odor as well.
>>818878how is it a “paraphilic deviation”?
It’s not a paraphilia.
Paraphilia would be liking scat or piss or play acting as animals. (Literal animals, not the anthropomorphised impressions of animal behavior)
>>818921Mr Clean and Agent 47 are well-fit and not excessively hairy.
And they have nice looking faces.
>>818830This lady is speaking straight up facts.
And her tattoos make her prettyness a badass edge.
>>818834>>818856You’re being an ignoramus. Watch the damn videos, she’s not some bitchy stuck up Stacy who thinks men are disposable butlers.
>>819359Most cishet men don’t have “high standards”.
But they’re held in contempt for having standards in place for mate selection.
Cishet males are expected to be bottom feeders that are okay with anything and anything for the moral convenience of women.
Yet if men were to say they don’t find certain types of women attractive, they’re called misogynistic. Yet if they show appreciation to socially stigmatized female types, they’re mocked as simps.
You cannot win as a cishet male
>>819359> I like this girl, and it's not just because I find her to be very attractive. She seems down to earth and smart. Her husband is a lucky dude.I especially like her line “Bitch, the prophecy was foretold” when discussing people she doesn’t like that block her is a good thing
>>819056>>819071>>819095Am I the but of jokes in these threads now, lol. I have decided not to write long rants in these threads anymore because it has honestly gotten pretty boring/depressing, and I have mostly accepted that it will sadly never work with the cute girl from the theatre class. Though I am studying in the university coffee shop between my classes hoping that I can run into her their and my small talk with her can lead to a miracle (developing a friendship where I can start texting her and it can possibly evolve into a relationship), lol. I haven’t run into her yet, but if something works out I will tell you guys, though I am completely fine with never running into her because I have basically accepted that even if I do it probably won’t lead to anything because I got nothing in common with her artsy literature interests and mainly just like her cute looks, lol. I am probably going to try to join a college democrat politics club (the only “leftist” group on my campus, lol) and see if I can find some leftist girl who I have something in common with to talk about, and maybe that will work out better (having something to talk about that you are mutually interested in makes it easier to develop a friendship and eventual relationship with someone), lol.
>>819567She's a fascist, if that was not clear from her wanting to be degraded in bed, it should be clear by now.
Heres some tips for you all
- Speak to all women as if they're infants. Especially if they fit the "softgirl" aesthetic
- Assume every time that a woman's upset that it's her time of the month because it usually is unless they're trans women in which if they are in a bad mood they forgot to take their HRT
- White woman don't have personalities. Don't try to appreciate a white woman for one.
- Make a lot of sexist jokes.
- Refer to women as females to piss them off and on that note also pick at their insecurities (neg) them.
>>819595What are those "tips" for ?
>>819602Getting a woman to do what?
>>819603to be a romantic partner
>>819603To pepperspray you.
>>819605what if we both had pepperspray?
>>819614You found your match. Marry as soon as possible.
Ok so impro 1 ended and it was cool but impro 2 is beyond my level because everyone is a lifetime thespian and not some little office gremlin getting their feet wet trying to explore artistic self-expression bit by bit, in order to seem like a more appealing, more extroverted, more dateable person. what should i try next? should i just flat out take acting classes? has anyone take them? are they boring, do they have a lot of theory? are they slow or do they go very fast and expect you to perform in 1 month?
>>819653What is impro 1? Did you take an improvisation course?
>>819654yessss that's right, but it ended and now i'm in improvisation 2, but it's filled with people that, if they aren't lifelong actors in some capacity, then they've always been interested in theatre at least, which makes it incredibly hard to participate if i'm just barely getting my feet wet
>>819656What was it like? Did you have fun? Learned anything cool? Are you going to use your newfound skills for online erotic roleplaying?
>>819667I had a lot of fun! But I had fun with peers that were also beginners like myself and I'm having a lot less fun with really really experienced, uh, gay people.
>Are you going to use your newfound skills for online erotic roleplaying?lewd!!!!
>>819671Do they just give you characters and situations and expect you to make shit up? Or was there like instruction?
Can't you take impro 1 again?
>>819685she said my name but she making fun of me :(
>>819672>Do they just give you characters and situations and expect you to make shit up? Or was there like instruction?So there are different types of "games" I suppose, some of them require you to come up with your own prompts, like for example, one where a person starts silently doing an action and you're supposed to accompany them with a complementary one and then craft a scene through improvisation, but there are a bunch of rules to the game, it's not entirely arbitrary and your characters and scene need to have some structure otherwise it's just random shit. There are other games where you need to improvise a scene given a prompt without saying "yes" or "no", etc. Like for someone who is comfortable with performing, it's really fun, but whereas in improv 1 where you take turns and everyone is uncomfortable performing to some extent, on improv 2 it's like anyone can take their turn whenever, which for someone who needs to, like, brace himself, it becomes super awkward.
>Can't you take impro 1 again?I guess, I was wondering if anyone had taken more traditional acting classes because I think having some structure could benefit before moving onto improv 2
>>819685I was expecting some porn but all I got was this
Well, I got diagnosed with ASPD after a $2000, 5 hour process and it turns out I've been emotionally manipulating and infantilizing my gf to have better control of her. I wish I was kidding. Should I leave?
>>819702she does porn doe
>>819688It's uyghing, she likes you :)
>>819685Is this thread just about posting attractive slutty women that say/do somethings that triggers your insecurities? Why is this thread never about improving yourself? Makes me miss that Helping Hand thread
my bf and dad got mad at me after i threatened 2 argensimians on CS2 by telling them i'd hang them from a bridge
>>819812i wish sabinyak would hang me 😳👉👈
>>819808sir, this is the incel containment thread
>>819809That's pretty cool, keep up the good work!
I want to fuck a zoomer, bros
>>819808This thread should be about posting slutty women that don't trigger our insecurities. But that's a lie they all do even if they don't mean to.
>>819808>Why is this thread never about improving yourself?I literally posted about taking acting lessons to be a less awkward person lol
She ain't responding to the DMs again bros…. Imma kill myself for real this time.
>>819936I sent her a kiss, and she answered like three days later with "kiss received" lmfao
>>820019It’s so trivial what she’s complaining about. Yes, some people won’t like your lifestyle. Find different friends who do.
>>820019it's like the terms of service for every online platform are raising the next generations of kids or something…
>>820019Thanks you for bringing the mainstream slop pipeline straight to my fucking imageboard.
Gonna mail a pair of dirty socks and underwear to a cute twink I met online.
>>820012>bleroma memethat takes me back
Delete this shit thread flood detected flood detected i dont give a fuck.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GooningI just found it funny that gooning was on the front page of wikipedia.
>>817023Shay is that you?
>>820280It actually is! Someone take a screenshot of that gemerald before it goes!
>>819984she has not even connected since she sent me kissed received, yep, safe to say my situationship is over. damn she was so hot, and a commie too. welp, it is what it is.
>>817185I wish women were as feminine and into men as gay men are.
>>819518>AIDSWhat's this? Nurgle?
>>820346when they get a stiffy upon seeing furry stuff
>>820347this is unfair because so many furry artists are great artists even if the whole furry thing is not particularly your thing
>>820350why is it unfair? never implied furry artists were untalented or anything like that
>>820350>many furry artists are great artistsOh, you're into furries
>>820354i'm into good western art
which is hard considering that a lot of western artists just kinda emulate manga nowadays…
>>820368The first one is really good. I thought you were - never mind. Keep it up!
>>820371i like some of mermelade mum stuff, tho is mostly because she does trans art from time to time, other than that they emulate manga a lot and it doesn't really catch my eye.
you can have good western art or you can have trans art, but not both sadge
>>820354I mean furries gotta both learn art, and then adapt anatomy from a bunch of different creatures to make a new one.
It's like how programming for a weak computer makes you good at programming because you gotta have good optimization.
>>820383oh no, they're going to coup the sigma wolf
>>819959My ex looked like female Xi Jinping.
我想她
~~(>_<)~~
>>820392second one needs to slime her hairdresser
>>820451
Fuck you, Marx said share!
>>820431Is that a sex thing?
Turns out she has a boyfriend. How much time needs to pass until I can kill myself without people thinking this is the reason I did it?
>>820431that's just how white people's hairlines look, racist
>>820520Just bet your every worldy possession on something with very shitty odds. If you lose, your suicide will be attributed to bankrupcy, if you win, life will become way better for you.
>>820523My life will never worth living without her.
>>820527Won't know that until you try with anyone else.
>>820520who cares about what would people do once you're dead. in any case, it's time to try new, and wonderfully numbing vices.
>>820529Do you want to enter into a romantic relationship with me? There you go, I tried it with someone else, can I kill myself now please?
>>820530Rationally I understand that it can't bother me after I have offed myself as there will be no "me" to bother, but I guess I'm just too spooked. Or maybe I am just looking for excuses not to kill myself. But I can't imagine living on like this.
>>820392>no dogs nearbyphew
>>820532Try to think about it.
Why are you bothered that people could attribute your death to one-sided attraction? Not a rethorical question. How would having having another reason to pin your suicide on would make things any better for anybody? Try to think about it and formulate.
>>820540I don't want her to feel guilty. I thought that was obvious.
>>820542Do you think it would be all merry and fun for her if you died in a way seemingly unrelated to her?
>>820543After the brief initial sadness, I assume it would come as great relief.
>>820545why would it be a relief for her?
>>820392All these chicks are fine ass fuck. Even the one with the receding hairline she's very plaple. My favorite has got to be Demon Mika, whose got to be one of the hottest Argentine I've ever seen. She's my favorite e-thot.
>>820546Maybe I have super autism or something and you folks will tell me that I have completely misunderstood the whole thing. The thing with her is that she stares at me. Or at least used to, I'm not sure if she still would as I have not seen her that much recently. But she would stare at me very intensely and unabashedly. Like she would be talking with someone else and stare at me the whole time. You could use her line of sight to find me in a packed crowd. From this I assume the news of never having to see me again would come as a relief.
>>820559I am not sure why exactly she would stare at you. But logically, her actively
avoiding looking at you would be more coherent with wishing for your disappearance.
>>820392is that ashbcoffin? i wonder if she's still dating shaun
>>820559With the context of her having a bf, it seems like it's a "wtf are you still doing here vibes".
All attractive men cheat
>>820714I would if I was attractive.
I’m a Black American and went on a date with a Nigerian women a few days ago. Holy shit they’re worse than Black American women.
First, this woman showed up to our date dressed like a literal prostitute. Skin tight body suit with her tits propped up. It was extremely embarrassing to be honest. I considered walking out then. Then she started making negative assumptions of my character and interrogating me because he ex left her with a kid and mistreated her. Low intelligence quotient behavior. She also started going into spiritual TikTok shit about fire and ice personalities and shit.
Then, despite flirting with me and agreeing to go to my room, she got bitchy and left when she sat on my bed and I suggested we have sex. Also this bitch had the audacity to order two $20 cocktails with no hesitation. I’m so done with West African women, especially Nigerians. They’re as mentally unstable and vain as Arab women, but frankly way less attractive and overtly slutty. Who tf wears a bodycon suit to a first date (and then doesn’t even fuck). Conversely, East Africans are way more pleasant and will actually fuck after a date. More attractive too. I feel sorry for Nigerian men.
>>820724I believe that since global thought on gender relations heavily skews in favor of women, many never garner enough self awareness to evaluate how their individual actions contribute to the outcomes they experience in life. No doubt, she left that encounter having confirmed her preexisting world view on men. But she will not stop to think about how showing up to a date dressed like a hooker, aggressively flirting, and going to some guys room could lead them to believe you wanted to have sex. From her perspective, all men are sexpests, while in actuality she’s provoking that behavior. Furthermore, she definitely dresses that way for the attention. Bodycon shit is not comfortable, and even if it was, a reasonable adult would recognize the social implications of it.
It really annoys me how headstrong and pretentious a lot of women are, while most have little self awareness and offer nothing of value beside their holes (which they leverage accordingly).
So many women are convinced they’re revolutionary figures battling the patriarchy everyday, when in actuality they’re just so fucking retarded. I really feel like so many complaints women have about dating are just because they’re functionally retarded at it because society coddles them too much. Meanwhile, the average man actually face difficulties in that area.
>>820714>Victim blaming The real trvthnvke is that if women stopped constantly throwing themselves at attractive men then no man would be able to cheat. It takes two to tango.
>>820731Women should only date beta males
>>820615The problem is that the only reason I even talked to her in the first place was that she was staring.
>>820714all men are sluts. but not all man can get away with being slut
>>820520Are you the theater autist
>>820714I heard of a dude here in town recently who had four (!) girlfriends. Not situationships, girlfriends. And none of them knew about each other. He had his main girl, then one from the countryside, one from university, and the other one I forget from where. Apparently he's always been super secretive and low profile about everything to everyone in his life and the girls likely thought he was a mysterious man or just had a bit of the tism. Turns out he was raped as a kid and the adult told him to keep that a secret so he developed this weird complex and a bit of antisocial behavior.
Life is weird
>>820844Btw two of the women found out and bonded over after one of them stopped the other from stabbing him. They're friends now. After that he told everything to the other two to break up with them, and to his mom who was also in the dark, and yeah. Bizarre.
>>820846so did he end up with the stabber and the stab-stopper or?
>>820847He ended up alone
>>820848At least he got to have sex. Well hopefully. And I mean with those four chicks not the rape part.
>>820848He should write an autobiography.
>>820857He should call My Twisted World or something.
>>820861That guy was not dating four chicks at the same time.
>>820714Attractive women cheat as well
>>820840Wrong. Most men are horndogs but not sluts
>>820731>>820732Right for the wrong reasons
Even if women stopped throwing themselves at attractive men or if they only dated beta males, men would still cheat
Also, men throw themselves at women all the time attractive or otherwise for extramarital fun.
That’s not to say women aren’t complicit though
I was reading Eliot Rodgers' article on Wikipedia and holy shit did I find him relatable. I could see why many worship him even if he was a fuckhead. I think if he hadn't done what he had done and stayed alive he would've ended up on Leftypol probably getting banned for being an incel.
>>820908>I'm not a slut I'm a virile horndog!average moid in denial
>>821056Thar's not exactly something you just chose.
t. tried DIY reverse conversion therapy
>>821056Are there gat hentai manga where a guy's tomboy female best friend turns into a man and they have gay sex?
I mean we have best friend turning into a girl manga, why not the pther way around
>>821071I think there was a manga when a guy and a girl had some kind of curse that made them both switch genders.
Why is the other thread back up?
Rejecting someone for being ugly is eugenics.
It’s getting harder and harder to enjoy anal sex, cuts and bruises are healing slower and it takes longer and longer to open up and let boyfriend hit prostate
In the past 5 months I have had 3 exes hit me up again and without exception after stalking their linkedin they messaged me right after they lost their professional jobs apparently.
>>821538Youz tellings me unemployments be rising and women be layed off, makibg dem dependent on men (you). Youz a man?
>>821535lube? you can use enema or stretch with a dildo first until you find your pleasure area to prevent any tearing
>>821550Well if imageboards taught me something, it's that two people disagreeing can spent an ungodly amount of time/energy trying to one-up the other. I guess it's some sunk cost game preventing them from pulling away until repeated social interactions mechanically create some form of attachment.
>>821531It never filled up. I guess someone wanted to make sure it hit 600 posts.
>>820968so you relate to the upper middle class failson who was a virgin purely due to his own incompetence?
>>821571Yes but also any other male who's been too awkward and weird to be able to properly function in life especially in regards to attaining relationships. I've also spent a lot of time reading about different infamous killers and attempted mass killers and have realized I'm similar to some of them. I was often profiled as one when I was in high school and even now as a middle aged adult I've been joked on about being one. I wasn't born in quite the same circumstances as Eliot Rodger and his actions were fairly ridiculous but I can relate nonetheless. I was aware just enough to not do any of the stupid shit he did.
>>821544I do use lube, maybe i do meed to go back to douching before sex
>>820844I was raped as a child and I love to cheat, so honestly I get it. 4 gfs sounds like a nightmare to juggle though, I would only do that if I was unemployed. I will fuck just about any chick who's down for a one night stand or fwb though.
>>819936 (me)
Yeah I'm getting ghosted again but after posting here last time, she responded in the following hours so I'm hoping and manifesting this new post makes her remember my existence
>>821682 is that dwight and angela? And y does dwight have a rifle
>>819959Séxo con milf pang liyuan pls
>>821550Imagine the hatesex between those two
I refuse to fight legions of uyghas for a solid 7, I refuse to debase myself and be judged by someone else sitting on their "throne". I also am not allowed to complain about being "alone" anymore for this to make any sense.
>passionate sex with girlfriend peters out>get rejected more and more>crash out>barely talk all weekend>have amazing sex everyday for a while>know it will fade out againThis cycle is so exhausting. Why do I have to act toxic to get some passion from my girlfriend? It feels embarrassing to go out dancing and end up more or less begging for sex at the end of the night and getting turned down by your partner. Oh she's "tired" again after sitting down for hours while I tore it up on the dance floor? Fuck off with the most unfalsifiable bullshit. Someone who desired me wouldn't act like this.
>>820840Trvthnvke. I travel for work and I cheat every chance I get. Usually can round up a handful of prospects and sleep with one of them on a trip that lasts over a week. Nothing beats raw sex with a stranger.
>>822159>>822162Who keeps posting these? Are you like that Jadey Ahn enjoyer and we'll forget about her in a few months?
>>822140>Nothing beats raw sex with a stranger.actual degeneracy. seek psychiatric help
>>822178>play with people's emotionsAnd then people will wonder why men and women can't just be friends, does your male buddy want to romance you when he is friendly ? No.
>>821964No, I'm just a failed man which is even worse and more shameful
>>822186So you insisted on making it serious and she got cold feet ? Rough.
But that's better than her forcing herself into it and ending up resenting you for it in the end
>>822165>actual degeneracyGo back to /pol/.
>>822167The chances of catching something from PIV sex that can't be fixed with a course of antibiotics are astronomically low.
>>822140I've noticed the only women that like non toxic men are very obese and have serious hormonal and gynecological issues.
Why are gay men so melodramatic?
>>822247Introduce them to hard drugs. Then they'll love you a lot.
>>822166I… I expected better from you than posting this kind of thing.
>>822200>The chances of catching something from PIV sex that can't be fixed with a course of antibiotics are astronomically low.You can't exactly fix AIDS with antibiotics…
>>822336>Percent of Women with HIV (2019, couldn't find more recent figure)<0.158%>Female to male HIV transmission rate for raw vaginal sex<0.04%>Calculated chance you catch AIDS from a one night stand with a random woman<0.00006%That is around one in twenty million. It's about the same as the risk of dying driving a mere 60 miles.
>>822389that is an incredibly stupid way to interpret data.
your odds of dying in a car crash is 1 in 5 thousand, so might as well drive recklessly because the odds are on my side here, right?
>>822389It's cool that some people are less inhibited than others and are willing to take more risks than others, especially when it comes to sex. Sex and romance are kind of risky like much of life. But others think differently for whatever reason and I happen to be one of those people. The risk just seem too risky.
>>822247Sounds like you'd make a great sub. Just rizz up a dominant girl and be hopelessly devoted to her.
>>822389Your argument presupposes that HIV cases will be evenly distributed throughout the women you could potentially sleep with. First you're likely engaging with a substantially smaller, sexually active subset of the population than is observed in your source. Second a person frequently having unprotected sex should be corellated with a higher HIV risk, which is why these people's chances of hooking up with you will be disproportionately high.
>>822607I bet big poppa pump used those same stats to fuck lots of chicks.
>>822753No because he seems happier than me. Although he looks like he might be fatter and shorter? You are talking about the guy?
>>822753Sounds like a classical combo of BPD thot x Autist bf, never ends well
>I need someone to take care of me!She's looking for a parent and not a lover.
>>822805I understand the point, but he's using the same logic as the one he is criticizing : "you don't deserve this" as if a relationship is about karmic retribution
>>822820To be fair, simply flipping a logic on its head is easier than dismantling the reasoning itself. It makes easy banter even if it doesn't really make the criticism's target reconsider.
>>822820its called immanent critique chvd
>>822805Any girl I fall in love with, I immediately think of them as the world's most beautiful woman, regardless of their """""objective""""" attractiveness
>>822805How can men even not be just some guy? Women has so many choices to dress up.
>>822873Hormones acting as super lube for 3 years then it crashes out and you have to see the other person for what and who they are. Many such cases
>>822893Nerdy also desires hot punk guy, black desires chad, and only roidheads go for other roidheads.
>>822820It has nothing with karma, it is simple observation that women like that can do a lot better than some guy.
>>822899Ive never seen nerdy girls go after punks. I've seen them go after indians, and se asians also ive seen them go after black guys.
>>822893So chad, alt chad, Asian chad, Korean chad, chad, black chad, roided chad. Where do I fit in?
>>822893Nobody wants a black nerd, it's jover.
>>817185>get you asshole blown out so bad you need diapers at 33being a gay top must be fun but I wouldn't wish bottomhood on anyone
>>822904so the chart is just fucking stupid
>>822828and it's only one part of hegel's complete method
>>822897Bu the time the honey moon phase ends, I'll learn to love her for who she is and not for what she looks like.
>>823002You know there is more to male/male sexuality than sodomy right?
>>823002Maybe don't put an entire arm down there ?
i have a friend in college that's all lovey dovey with his girlfriend. he bought her a huge plushie on valentine's day, and I thought that was cute
>>822893>plain/average>looks rather attractive>femcel>looks plain/averagelol
>>823261all reddit relationship threads are creative writing exercises where bored english lit majors try to ragebait normies against either men or women.
>>823263What about here? Some of the stuff that some anons post doesn't seem believable but I'm pretty sure it is. Is it? Or are the people here too weird for the scenarios not to be real?
Every story I ever hear of men getting ass starts with the man brazenly lie about their lives.
>>823265Much less incentive to make up stories in a leftist imageboard with ~50 active users, without an upvote/karma system and potential to be screenshot
Post more cute yaoi
>>822753>>822754This is the relationship dynamic I worry I have. She's diagnosed bipolar and when she's depressive it feels like nothing I do is worthwhile. Half the time I don't feel seen let alone desired. I feel drained.
>>823265>>823268I share the more blackpilling and funny anecdotes
>>823344>when she's depressive it feels like nothing I do is worthwhileYou can't really blame yourself when a condition prevent someone to enjoy anything.
>>823346Thoses are totally representative of young women behavior in their respective era and totally not cherrypicked examples. The best data to draw general conclusions about girls there is.
>>823346The dialectic is in motion.
>>823346sounds like the guy who made that belongs to the "it's only subversive if you're ugly" whereas the truth is that it was never subversive at all and was just to fit in a more niche community because you couldn't make it in the "normie" one
She's probably bouncing on a BBC as I type this 😔
Question:
I'm going to ask a right-wing guy out on a date (he is a neo-reactionary who allegedly has ties to the Claremont Institute but he's never disclosed this). He's VERY knowledgeable about philosophy.
He knows I'm a leftist. Should I ask him to "break" me on the first (or maybe second) date? As in, I ask him to show me why he believes my views and overall epistemology are all wrong so I can respond?
>>823812cringe. Youre a fashoid too for wanting him.
>>823812usually these types have undiagnosed mental illness so i would avoid
>>823812of course w*men immediately drop all principles as soon as they see a hot guy. this is why the left loses even the women who agree with us will convert to MAGAtardism if they think it'll get them a handsome gigachad.
>>823839The person you're replying to isn't a woman though
>>823844I mean picking dudes who are misogynistic or very likely are while also having a bad attitude on life is likely not going to be a good partner
>>823844>In general I dont think decent looking women are "privileged" in dating, not at all. I mean I am one.>I mean I am one.Gave me a good laugh tbf
>>823813>>823839Duuuh, not like leftychuds who are ready to betray the proletariat for the NSFW Grace art.
>>823844Imo incel experience makes people more likely to cheat and treat their partners badly than someone who always had female attention on tap. Also when did you start HRT? Transition goals tbh.
>>823812>Claremont InstituteHe's a fed.
>>823812>break meThere was no need to phrase it that way.
Right Wing fetishes
>BDSM
>Pedophilia
>Beastiality
>CNC
>Impregnation
>Rape
>Incest
>Inflation
>Necrophilia
>Feet
>Furry
>Armpits
>Guro
>Gore
>BBC
>Raceplay
>Freeuse
Left wing fetishes
>Vanilla
>Femdom
>Assplay
>Cuckholding
>Love
>Tits
>Ass
>Polyamory
>>824426My favorite one of all these is impregnation. I don't plan on ever impregnation any one or even have sex but man it would be hot if some chick let me mate press her while she asks for my seed.
>>817185sorry to break this to you anon but most gays are functionally heterosexual.
>>819518>also, do you think getting a gay relationship is easy? 5-10% of men are homosexual (counting some bisexualsand it is still easier than dealing with women
>>824433Wtf does this mean?
>>824426I wonder how they would classify a female headshave fetish, ie. a fetish for a woman getting her head shaved or her hair cut extremely short. I know that lear says this was a common maoist practice during the chinese cultural revolution so I assume it must be a left-wing fetish, lol.
>>824426I think I have a love fetish
>>824426Where do ENF fit into that?
>>824446I'm gonna ban you if you keep posting this pointless ragebait
>>824553What in those videos do you find rage inducing?
>>824554No idea because I didn't watch them, but I saw her previous ones. I know it's gonna be some misandry bullshit
>>824439….Anon never replied
If I had to guess maybe he's talking about top and bottom dynamics?
>>824557I didn't realise Blanchard was on twitter, bleak
>>824426Cuckolding is 100% right-wing, how can you add BBC and Raceplay to right-wing and then not add the next obvious conclusion?
I had a thought while high that transsexuality and asexuality are two sides of the same coin.
>>824566no one other than right wing repressors hate transhumanists. most people just find them annoying and thats that
>>824633I don't think she knows how to drive.
>>824637The car is Mr. Hunter's.
>>824446>vapid materialistic instagram thot lives in LAShocking.
>>824618I bet he felt very proud of himself that he managed to name a country in Africa that wasn't where Elon comes from.
>>824684
This shi looks AI
>>824688yeah, come to mention it looks fake. don't fall for it. mossad honeypot
>>824684
>coombrains fall for the AIDF sloperations
I was just listening to my dad piss and I noticed he flushed the toilet mid piss. Any ideas on why he would do that?
>>824684
They're a fed
Just went on a date with a Latina at Mexican restaurant and then a rooftop bar and she straight up told me she was still in a relationship with her boyfriend and that she still lives with him (he cheated on her in the past apparently). Lmao, never had that happen to me.
>Wearing makeup
>Wearing extensions
>Having body modifications/plastic surgery
>Having lip fillers
>using filters in photos
all catfishing
>>825020TRVKE
Under Communism all these things will be banned so people can see material reality and not constantly scam others.
>>825018Least resentful and vindictive Latinx woman
thinking of breaking up with my bf but I'm afraid he might end up killing himself
suicidebaiting rn so my bf doesnt break up with me lol
>>825062Under communism body modification will be so advanced and common being "natural" will be a fad
>>825152Not your problem, his body his choice, good for him if he goes through
I wish I had the guts to kill myself. Life would be so much easier.
>>825164Have you considered the fact you may be a girl?
thinking of killing myself if my gf doesn't break up with me
>>825170She must be really terrible
Has anybody here ever conducted a sexual interview?
I.e. getting the candidate to provide sexual acts (blowjobs, hand relief, full penetration etc.) before accepting their application?
On the surface it seems like it could be good for exploring sexual compatibility and managing expectations. I sort of got one candidate to do it once and it worked mostly well, although she got quite upset unfortunately.
>>825173Treating sexual courtship like a job interview sounds rather dystopian and horrible.
>>825173Its just you niga
Why does that one guy always delete his posts on this thread?
>>825189I post on this thread whenever I'm having a love-induced psychotic break. It's probably the same for many other anina
>>825161Off-topic, but fuck you utopians.
>>825165Are you saying this because I am a coward?
>>825480Please never get a gf. Oh wait, you can’t.
>>825480that author is such an obnoxious schizo and probably BPD aswell which is why she has such an obsession
>>825480…wait a second wasn't it Junko who first posted all these comics? Holy flashback.
>>825494>JunkoRIP she didn't deserve what happened to her
>>825522Fine.
It was rape. >>822753>>822754Oh I know how this is going to end, she's going to cheat so hard it's insane. Or at least she would if she could. But yeah like that's a bad dynamic, feeling like you could do better; physically, intellectually and emotionally but if she's meditating so hard sticking with a mediocre simpleton it's probably because in some part of her soul, she knows she can't do better. Or at least fears that she could end up worse.
JunKKKo was a zionist apologizer
>>825480Seems more like an attachment disorder to me, and males present it differently/violently
>>825480>Are women with BPD aka hysterical thot syndrome a severe mental illness caused from hormones that build up in the ovaries during women's periods that results in women intentionally manipulating men, becoming hyperwoke, and forming intense emotional reactions to nonsensical problems the number one threat to leftism because of how prone they are to engaging in woke idpol and sabotaging leftist movements with their drama?It led to Hormuz.
>>825492>that author is such an obnoxious schizo and probably BPD aswell which is why she has such an obsessionWhat's it to you? You don't date women.
>>825173>Has anybody here ever conducted a sexual interviewcourse?Corrected
>over and over again tell gf I want to have sex after we go out on the weekend
>always too tired even when she spends half the night sat down watching me
It feels stupid, but this is genuinely ruining the relationship for me. I can spend all day on my feet and still want to fuck into the early hours of the morning, but she can't muster any interest after 10pm. I keep thinking back on hookups on work trips where me and my new friend were completely spent and still banged. My gf would never do that for me.
>>825600She was willing to fuck right through the night with her previous boyfriends. Just be happy you get your duty sex and stop complaining.
>>825618I don't feel too bad for this dude because he got to bang plenty before getting with his girl. His love life does seem a bit headache inducing but again he got plenty already. And he'll probably get plenty more so he doesn't need to worry much. In fact I'm pretty sure he's humblebragging and I would too if I was him but I not.
>>825622Nah the humblebrag would be how much I enjoy cheating on her even though it makes our sex feel even more pathetic and dutiful by comparison.
You guys think you’re pathetic? Imagine online dating a 15 year old girl when you are 30, she believing you’re 18, actually having feelings for her but never being able to have a relationship with her irl.
>>825688Yeah but we're pathetic in a funny way while your example is pathetic on a creepy ahh way
>>825688cut it off, man. get help.
>>825210Just tell them at your leisure "hey I'm sorry if i take a while to get back to you, it's been an intense day/week/month at work, I hope you understand :)" or something like that
>>825751Why the fuck are you moaning mid-text?
>>825210Grow a pair of balls/ovaries and tell them you just want sex and casual chatting, not a serious relationship. It'll hurt them far less in the long run.
As someone who has been on the other side, it's genuinely humiliating and despairing doing all sorts of bullshit to make the other person acknowledge your existence and reciprocate even a little bit of your affection, constantly wondering if they're tired of you or if you made something to upset them and that's why they won't respond anymore.
>>825799On tiktok apparently swear words are censored or blacklisted so the zoomers grew up with a new vocabulary.
ass became ahh
kill/died became unalive
there's more words I'm forgetting but those are the two most common.
t.Boomer
What's everyone's plans for getting rimmed?
>>825825ask grindr twinks for it then ghost them afterwards
>>825805Stop calling yourself your grandparents just because you're a 1997 zoomer.
>>825966I've aged out of gay sex. It happened as soon as I turned 30 (I purposefully got down to my HS weight in anticipation too).
that op image is yaoi? i thought both were girls damn i wish i looked like that
Post more yaoi
>>825998
>i want his dick inside of me
legit exhaled, there barely is enough trap/femboy dom content online
dating straight women is fine but if i had to choose between that and being skinned alive by the mexican cartel i think id take the cartel
>>826007But anon, all women are at least bi.
>>817469they turned Nathan Explosion into a chudjak
>>826008No one is fully straight, except for bisexual women. They are 100% heterosexual.
>>826097Trvthnvkular Bomb.
>>826113
>thinly veiled cuck fantasy
>>826119
Depression? Bipolar?
>>826119
Meth?
>>826119
Same, therapy is NOT working
Reminder Anons, quitting porn is beneficial for your social, psychological, and sexual well beings.
https://easypeasymethod.org/Is it alright to have sex with someone's else's wife? And what if she really wants to? Like begging for it. Is it alright then?
>>826321- Do you have solid consent from the husband?
- Is the husband an *active* reactionary? (Nazi, military deployment, etc.)
If the answer is "no" to both, the answer is no.
This is not a moral response. This is a pragmatic response. Getting that drama in your life is anticommunist praxis.
Dating profile red flags:
>She's a non-white, non-EU citizen with pictures in Europe (basically a pledge of fealty to white dick)
>She mentions travel at all in her bio (I really don't care, travel isn't a substitute for a personality)
>"Feminine" (lazy gold digger who will weaponize traditional gender roles)
>She has tattoos anywhere on the upper 1/3 of her body (she has whore tendencies)
>Mentions emotional intelligence (she's very emotionally unintelligent and abusive)
>any pictures involving nightlife (do I even need to explain?)
>"Intention" (lives to use internet buzzwords, indicative of high social conformity and low intelligence)
>any snark in her dating profile (indicative of low EQ, will probably be abusive)
>She's a flight attendant
>>826696You forgot the only one that actually matters:
>is a woman >>826321it's fine whatever
>>826696>>She's a flight attendantthat's the only one that sort of makes sense
>>826696uyghas will post a 10 page list of redflags as if they have a choice
>>826701>>religious/spiritual in any way including astrologyI caught someone straight up lying about their star sign to me, as if I gave a fuck about it. And they're always straight up talking about love as if it's God, and then pull that shit. Wild.
>>826696My dating profile red flag is being on a dating site. Self-filtering.
Authenticity is the only thing that matters, thats why women shouldn't wear makeup or get lip fillers or bbls.
There's no such thing as authenticity.
There is nothing worse than a woman who is into punk/metal
>>826949What's wrong with them?
>>825968Think I saw some polony homies the other day, not sure if they're so…
>>826952And the bad thing?
Just went with someone on what I thought was a date and after showing them my city and after exchanging books we were supposed to lend each other they literally went on to show off their Tinder Matches and planned Tinder Dates on me. Probably my 4th or 3rd biggest humiliation in my entire dating history. I could at least muster up some dignity and split the bill. Just threw the books in a Garage can.
>>827020Maybe they're just poly? Why not just give the books back damn. Don't be spiteful.
>>827026At least he didn't rape her.
>>827020What was the biggest humiliation?
>>827026She was a FOB girl from a semi-conservative Muslim country. Also cis and attractive (for this reason alone she can't be poly).
Also when she showed me the profile of her Match she pointed out that the guy was 6'4 with a dirty smile. I'm 5'10, lol. Tossed the books in the garbage when I got off the train already. I don't know what she was expecting? A congrats? Imagine if I went on a date with a fat girl and I wipped out a dating app showing off all my thin matches, lmao. Still can't believe this happened. Was this just some super Shit Test or straight up sadism? Complete lack of social awareness?
>>827028Basically I was invited by this Russian girl on a trip I met during a student party to a city on the other end of a third country the Airbnb link she sent me had a shared bed. I had the impression that we had great chemistry. When I made a move she confessed that she had a Boyfriend living in a other country,lol . I didn't know what she wanted. Did she plan to cheat on him with me and pulled out last second or something? I put on a poker face for next three days, slept in the same bed without any new move and pulled through the trip for the next two days because I wanted to see the city after all. Third day I fucked off going to another neighboring city on my own with a half-assed goodbye. She wrote some shitty apology afterwards.
Even number = ghosting
Odd number = slow fade-out
>>827036OK ghosting it is.
>>827020>they literally went on to show off their Tinder Matches and planned Tinder Dates on memate who cares, i once fucked a girl that had literal strabismus, was functionally blind and couldn't afford glasses and she showed me her tinder account and still had 99+ matches lmfao, the counter wouldn't go up anymore from all the matches. tinder is such a scam, the ratio is 1000:1, it would boost the self-esteem of the elephant man if he had a pussy.
>>827040She already had a planned date with him tomorrow.
>>827041and? the strabismus girl probably fucked another 10 men the next week. this is what you get from tinder.
>>827038I like metal too :(
>>827036>Was this just some super Shit Test or straight up sadism? Complete lack of social awareness?She most likely though of it as a friendly hangout rather than date.
>I didn't know what she wantedShe wanted to fuck you, obviously.
>>827040>>827042Dude, I am not as desperate as you, I am an actual sex haver I won't go after a girl that hast been this disrespectful to me, even as a shit test, she is off the list, byebye. I can afford to be a bit selective.
>>827044>She wanted to fuck you, obviously.yeah lol way to fumble the bag on that one >>827041-san
>>827045>Dude, I am not as desperate as youI didn't say anything, just that why would you be humiliated when someone told you they have other plans to meet and probably fuck other people, likely setting the expectations clear that she also probably wants to just fool around a little bit with you as well with nothing serious in between. You sound mad because you fumbled the bag
>>827036What was number two and three?
>>827047She had an actual boyfriend I confirmed it with mutual friends and she even video called him at one point. She just decided she didn't want to cheat after all.
>>827050She wanted you to seduce her so she can blame it on you
>>827050She got you a one bed apartment so you can sleeping together! The only reason she didnt is lack of initiative on your part.
>>827050At any point it doesnt matter if you put her on your blacklist or whatever, she wasn't going for a relationship anyway, and wants to collapse her current relationship in the messiest way possible, so she isn't prime girlfriend material tbh
>>827044>She most likely though of it as a friendly hangout rather than date. Lolno. I have already had experience with dating girls from her country. She did the whole spiel of directly and directly asking me about my material background, job, car brand etc and whether she would consider me marriage material. You don't do that with people you just consider 'friends' she could have picked different topics.
>>827048It's kind of funny that different people read the story differently. Some say her behavior was indicative of someone being just a friendly friend others are saying this was her way of saying I want nothing serious when she was just a disrespectful cunt.
>>827053I have fucked girls that have had boyfriends, somewhere, I just prefer them telling me after we had sex, ok?
>>827055Btw, you guys are mixing up the two stories.
I met this Russian lib girl at an Erasmus party when I was in France. She was the typical muscovite zoomer art hoe europhile architecture student. After failing to impress her with my knowledge on outdated dvach memes we had a good conversation about (post-)modern French architecture. I asked her out to me at a park next weekend but she told me that she had a planned trip to Marseille to see the Corbusier buildings there.
Next week she drunk-texted me in the middle of the night and asked me whether I wanted to travel to Marseille with her in the typical plausibly deniable, joking way women do, being on my bucket list I say yes and told her that I would book my tickets the next morning and transfer the money for the double bed BnB afterwards, thinking I hit the jackpot since I was getting to fuck a cute Russian girl while traveling around in France.
Having arrived in Marseille we got along well, explored the city right after arrival, we had lunch and then we returned to the apartment. I proposed to watch some Netflix and when I approached her she brushed me off. I asked her about what as up and that she told me that she has a fucking boyfriend studying. I asked her what he thinks of his gf traveling around with other guys and she told me he was currently studying in England but he doesn't like it but he knew LOL.
Sleeping next to her in the same bed without any action made me feel even more humiliated so I debated just fucking off and going back to Paris but the train tickets already were kind of pricey so I just decided to stick along while pretending that nothing is wrong because I actually wanted to do some sight seeing myself.
With the train back being in the evening I said bye and I did however fuck off in the morning of the last day and traveled to another nearby city without her to her surprise. At home I transferred the rest of the money and deleted her from my insta. She sent me some half-assed apology message, you know th kind of message women only will ever send you when they actually and on a very deep level realize that they fucked up and that the consequences of their decisions might seriously damage their long-term repuation within a social group.
>>827058I feel like she actually was attracted to me but then chickened out or I said something stupid that made her lose attraction or whatever and then she tried to recruit me as one of her orbiters or something because at least she acted apologetic about the whole 'misunderstanding' or whatever.
Throughout this time we actually got along quite well we got drunk together but at one point, the last day, I just spoke my mind and didn't give a fuck anymore. I wanted to hurt her liberal sensibilities so I called Navalny a garbage fascist I went on a epic rant on how the Soviet Union and Stalin were based.
Looking back at it I think she was a bit dim, typical muscovite. I asked her about different Russian federal subjects, whether she has ever been there and she only knew Moscow. I wanted to travel to lake Baikal one day. At one point I had to show her the Wikipedia article of the Jewish Autonomous Oblast because she didn't believe me that it existed. Lmao.
Anyway I have an upcoming date with a Colombian chick. I can keep you guys updated.
>>827060That wont be necessary.
So girls just want to have fun. Unless you're her boyfriend then she wants you for other reasons. Either way you're expected to do most of the work if you're not the girl. So you got to show her the fun or do all the dirty work for her or give her all your money or even put your life at risk. That's what I'm getting here.
>>827058>>827059At least you didn't rape her.
>>827064Do you want him to?
>>827060Can you instead tell me how do I get a gf
>>827064This is the standard scenario of catching a false rape accusation. Girl Cheats on her bf and regrets It and to preserve the relationship she puts the blame on you. I am not dumb, I was keeping my hands to myself, she was radioactive from this point on.
>>827067Just be yourself.
>>827061This is the sex & relationship thread, not the 'that feel when no gf' thread. We sex havers have to contribute.
>>827070It's not working. Can't I be anyone else?
>>827073If you live in the US or Western Europe learn Spanish and then put on the language filter on bumble.
>>827076If you don't want people to be drinking maybe you can try offering them your fun drugs.
>>827076>1). How tf do you prevent yourself from forming a weird resentment/superiority complex towards Alc users?Way too late for that.
>>827076>Is there any appeal to Alcohol other than its legality, ease of access and social acceptability?No. If you could just get molly at a bar, nobody would even consider ordering shots.
>>827076>3 month ruleWhat's that?
What is your default break-up routine?
Basically on the day of the break up, even if it was cordial, I put all objects, gifts, photos, etc. in a big plastic trash bag but I let it sit next to the door. Literally everything that connects me to the person, including things that I grew found of or use daily, thinking about Saint Marx allows my spirit to detach from those objects usually. I send one last cordial thankful message and then block them on all platforms. After a week a thrown the trash bag into the bin.
>>827077I actually have to mixed results, rolling with the boys is always fun and I even have a good chunk of friends/peers that do prefer other drugs to alcohol that will totally take shit I offer as well as people who prefer drinking and even the occasional person getting blackout drunk every weekend telling me how bad pills are like they aren't just doing xans that dehydrate you. I suppose the reason I posted was an attempt to try and understand the alc users on there own terms. I could handwave the whole issue away by saying its just cuz alcohol is easy to access with less stigma but I feel like by virtue of rarely drinking I might be missing some other reason that would otherwise be obvious.
>>827080Its basically druggie folk wisdom based off an old Ann shulgin quote stating you should wait 3 months between using MDMA and similar serotonin heavy drugs for health reasons.
Someone go on insta and rip some of that viral German-Thai couple clips that are currently getting million of views showing that true love still exists and post them here.
/xs_vs_xxl
I am too lazy to login on insta on my pc. Shit is amazing.
I don't know about you guys but I like pornography
>>827088Why do druggies make drugs their whole personality. Alcohol is just something I consume, it's not my identity. Like choclate, eating choclate doesn't make me a Choclatorian.
THE BULL'S LOAD IS HIV POSITIVE BE CAREFUL GUYS!
It's worse when a woman cheats on a man then vice versa because women don't even like sex.
>>827533what if she cheats on the man with another woman ?
>>827575Fix stress -> this leads to better test levels -> youre hornier.
>>827576>fix stressMight as well join a monastery.
The thing with being yourself is that it's actually the only viable way to build a long term relationship, because the alternative is faking a personnality you think will get into the other's pants, but once you have showed this mask to your prosepctive partner, you are forced to stick to it no matter what because usually, people don't appreciate being fooled. And the problem with pretending being someone you are not for years is that is the surest way to burnout and aggravating mental health issues.
>>827582Reaching trye adulthood is realizing all the things normies told you about dating, is true after all.
>>827582Untrue because if beeing urself gets you no relationships then it is better for 99% of people to fake their personality for their rest of their life so that they can at least achieve their goal of starting a family. You see this often with Conservative men just faking being left until their wife is locked down with kids and at that point most women just stop giving a fuck and accept it. It happened to my cousin and she's still in denial about it even after I pointed out all the chud stuff he did.
>>827582If you are already masking autism you might as well get some hoes though
>>827582>>827592>>827593>>827594I asked you nicely to temporarily cease incelposting.
>>827575Knock off Viagra or something. I don't know I've never had sex.
>>827606But si/b/eria is the incel containment zone, specifically the relationship thread although it often spills out elsewhere. Why else do you think this thread exists?
>>827593And that's how you get dysfunctionnal families, nasty divorces or boomers hating their spouses.
>>827785>I've had about the length sex toy companies expect users to have all this timeTry to guess what the causal relation here is.
>>827795Perhaps, but I'm still content with this milestone.
>>827575I thought I had ED, but then I hooked up with a girl on a work trip and realized I'm just not sexually attracted to my gf anymore.
List of acceptable reasons to leave your partner:
>They are abusive
>They cheated
>They stole from you/betrayed your trust
>They are irresponsible
>They treat others like crap
>They are a pedophile
>They've remained immature over the years and refuse to grow
>You're worldviews have separated to an irreconcilable point
Unacceptable reasons
>You just aren't feeling it anymore
>You saw some pinkpill garbage on tiktok that told you to leave your man
>They're bad at sex (only after being in an established relationship)
>You're friends think they're cringe
>They find other people attractive even though they aren't pursuing those people
>They have a hard time finding a high paying job
Feminism does not apply to trad or right wing women. It's okay to be misogynist towards those types of women.
>>827955>you have to stay if youre not feeling it>just because you have to okayNo. This isn't healthy for either person.
>>827957Its a low effort boring troll that always posts this shit, dont engage with him.
>>825210how does one attain such an arrangement? asking as someone who wants sex but cant stand the faggotry of a female
>>828039Are you attractive?
>>828044Ive been told so by family, so I'm gonna say no
>>827130I mean pretty much what
>>827573 but Instead of rambling abt drugs I'll try and stay on topic with a better and more succinct question: How do I become a better drunk people whisperer?
>>828064In that case you do not attain such arrangement. Women have options for causal sex, they arent going to pick an a subpar male.
>>825210How are you not the kulaks of relationships?
I love looking at the women at my university, or university area in my city. Feels good to be back and continuing my education, hopefully to PhD. Walking around campus, waiting for my bus, and every corner I take, every single step, there is beautiful women, all with the prettiest faces and graceful figures. It makes me so horny, I want to fuck them all so bad. Every time I go to my university, it makes me so horny. I hope one day a Woman will make it known she wants me, other than that I'll just keep to masturbation from porn. It make's me somewhat sad I cannot remember their bodies or faces. Anyway, my education and career is more important, so best I sublimate. Read freud.
>>823844If you are cis, I'd fuck.
>>828525Since you read Freud you should be literate enough to express yourself in less creepy manner.
>>828540Should he have used the word fornicate instead of fuck instead? Anyways college campuses are usually where the most attractive and nubile people are located.
>>828540Express myself in a creepy manner? I haven't expressed myself in any creepy in any sense, MAYBE, other than the impolite word of fuck, and talking of one's libido, and the general sexual content. But this is an anomyous imageboard, and I certainly am not expressing my libido when walking about, or going about my day doing whatever, maybe to look at a woman, but that isn't bad in on of itself and natural for a man, and so for a woman towards a man.
>>828554>>828543You first called them beautiful, which fully communicates everything that needs to be said. Then you expanded that beautiful women make you horny, as if sexual attraction was a novel concept demanding explanation, and then further elaborated that horny means you want to fuck them. Dont go around telling people who you want to fuck, just say you find someone attractive and everybody gets what you mean. Its crude. Former draws attention to your sexuality, which as an undesirable moid nobody wishes to think about, the latter on the attrativeness of a woman.
Think about it this way, when you have to use toilet, do you say "Im going to use a toilet", or even just "excuse me for a while", or "Gotta take shit in the crapper"?
>>828565We're on an anonymous imageboard, which barely requires the most polite and kind ettiquette. The fact I am humoring you says enough about my character, and my demeanour in the first place.
>>828565Why can't I say I want to fuck here? I can't say it in reality for no good reason.
>>828571I already explained why putting it like that is innapropriate.
>>828570I am not asking you to be polite, just to not be creepy. You wish to call me a jewish nigger, that is all right and proper, just dont explain to me webbing of veins on your penis.
>>828575Yes, it's inappropiate, but this is an inappropiate setting. I'm not saying any of this in reality.
And no anon owes you anything, any kind of behaviour is a given, not whatever is your whim.
I think about BBC more than I think about girls.
>>827575>>827620viagra fucking sucks, it lasts for three hours only, you need to super time it, if you take it with a full stomach it wont get absorbed in time, and it's not that effective. taladafil is generic, over the counter, lasts for three entire days, and you can combine it with viagra (sildenafil) if you're feeling sporty, both at the same time will give you stiffies that remain even during refractory periods, although sex doesnt feel that good, it'll take a while to actually orgasm. disclaimer: i'm not your sex or your heart doctor, and if you're young your ED is probably psychological and if it isn't, you probably have bigger cardiac issues you should be worried about.
>>828720>viagra fucking sucks,Viagra helps me focus at work like it's matrix or something. The boner is an unwanted side-effect.
>>828584>I think about BBC more than I think about girls.Lansky
>>828720I get a stuffy nose and blue vision from it. But it works and it lingers even into the next day for me. I can't drink with it though, I feel like total shit.
>>828720It is definitelly psychological. Unfortunately that drug needs prescription where I live. Ill try to find something else on the market, or turn to some herbal remedies or something.
>>828911I dont know. Possibly, although when I searched for actual papers on the topic, the connection between ED and porn use is spurdious at best. I am not a high libido person, but I do greatly enjoy physical intimacy, I just cant achieve erection when with a woman. I can do it alone, even without porn, which is why I am fairly sure it is psychological issue.
>>828913Anyway, I just feel really bad for a woman who decided to fuck me when I cant even use the main apendage that is supposed to be utilised to that purpose. My only saving grace is having big hands with long fingers.
>>828918You are either fully delusional or incredibly lucky if 60% of women you encounter are dominant.
>>828913Have you considered you might be gay?
>>828921I find moids disgusting. Which I guess might be a contributing factor…
>>828922If you were simply disgusted with being male, you probably would not be able to get it up at all. You keep the same body whether you're alone or in company after all.
>>828926Being perceived is the difference.
>>828911It has, I've lost boners in the middle of sex. But it probably is psychological because I get too self aware and I have performance anxiety.
>>828920Read it with attention.
>>827020Small update: she send me a hello message yesterday because she must've seen that I had deleted her from my contact list. She also just called me directly. I just ignored the call obviously.
There was a time in my life where I would have been happy about this form of attention, without realizing how I was being humiliated and being taken advantage off. Not anymore, sorry.
>>829207She is better off without you.
>>829221Thanks!
>>829222I have not doubt about that.
>>828576I am not asking mods ban you, just politely requesting that you be a little more considerate of other users on this site.
When I see a woman I'm attracted to, my first thought isn't "I should ask her out" or "I want to have sex with her", but rather "she would look incredible with BBCs pounding all three holes simultaneously".
>>829267I always wonder if women I lust after in real life have porn or nudes posted of themselves online.
>>829270Most have probably had sex with black men at some point. Some may have recorded it.
>>829267Are you American by any chance?
>>829289My friend, BBC is consumed around the world. Alhamdulillah.
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