Yaoi Cottagecore Edition
I will sex all of you.
Sex isn't real.
>>817024I will sex them all first. You cannot stop me.
>>817039Sex is a spook, and i sex spooks.
>>817046Gender does not matter when you are all my property.
>>817024Hiiii, are you the anon who asked to drop @ in the deleted friend search thread?
>>817185This is the sexual orientation equivalent of weeaboos wishing they were born in Japan
>>817039It could be realer than real
>>814664 >>817192Settle for an ordinary girl. Be happy when she’s a social democrat.
>>817185I dislike dudes generally but one of my most fond memories was being groped and having my ass slapped by football players when i was doing weightlifing in high school.
It made me blush a lot and the way i think is that i'd probably bottom for a guy if i liked them a lot but i generally just think moids are nasty with their body hair and shit. Grosses me out but what can you do really
>>817206No, it is a lot easier. Men don't fucking care if you don't have a PhD or JD.
>>817185Bichad here. Can confirm. In terms of actual attraction I'd say I like men and women equally. But getting laid with guys is a million times easier and less stressful, with less stupid games and less tedious bullshit.
>>817218What women are you guys trying to bag that care about a PHD.
At least I guess nobody cares enough about relationships to "settle" or some bullshit like that, probably better long term than all the dead relationships of past generations
>>817185Unironically joined the kink scene and this is it. It's the corner of the queer scene where straightfags are allowed, as long as you're not a sex pest or reactionary.
plus, and im not even kidding, im doing political organising there. Not on purpose, it just kind of happened. Connected a fucking A+ comrade into an initiative in my local party they're perfectly suited for.
>>817248JBW photogenic and wealthy enough for those activities.
>>817244> middle of someoneoh my…
>>817230I think that by PHD they meant a pretty huge dick
>>817216>Settle for an ordinary girl. Be happy when she’s a social democrat.dude social demonkkkrat is bare minimum these days. why would you ever want a relationship with anyone who won't even support universal healthcare? seriously like social demonkkkrazy is the actual center and if a woman is to the right of that you know she is completely retarded and not worth wasting time on.
I love my wife
>>817023is it normal to have gay thoughts from time to time
>>817361i thought that was his twink boyfriend
>>817456if you dont have gay thought sometimes then youre 100% gay, and thats ok
Hey /siberia/
I tried sucking a girl dick and puked in my mouth three (3) times
That means I'm straight.
>sex pest
DEFINE sex pest. What is it, and how do I become one?
>>817513you threw up at straight sex with a woman, that makes you gay
>>817518hmmmmmm ok so that begs the question, can WOMEN be sex pests????
>>817521i give you bonnie blue and so many online stars, and you give me one man that had sex like that over a 1000 times with 1000 people until he looked drained
i think some can be pests, enough to actually suffer slut shaming from conservatives lateron
>>817513that just means your bad at sucking peen. also makes you gay
The male loneliness epidemic is the most important socialt cause one could take up today. Women are fascist.
>>817185it is great. but the demiurge had to nerf me somehow so he cursed me with reactionary parents.
My trans friend pulls the hottest bisexual girls and I'm jealous as hell. Last month a thicc furry raver, tonight a skinny metalhead.
>>817722I'd be seething with jealousy if I was you. They'd probably not be my friends anymore.
>>817217Yeah yeah, you hate moids but you still want to fuck them.
>>817866You're a porn addict and an embarrassment.
NTA.
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