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>>817023 Anyone here doing locktober?
>>829317Im doing cocktober.
Who wants to be my girlfriend?
>>829317I'm doing Julian Kintobor
>>829330What are the perks?
>>829349Uhh… I didn't think anyone would reply.
I'm lonely, But I guess I'm also personable and outgoing.
>>829345>You're on a guard duty with your SO talking post war projects then her head explode in the middle of her sentence when the imperialist lackeys launch a surprise attackI don't know man, that doesn't sound super appealing…
>>829350>no abusive traitngmi
hemm
>>829362
Post pictures of your wife.
>>829351Why are you losing even in your fantasies? Stop being a loser.
>>829423Nerdy women are still chadsexual so really there's no difference for incels anyways. I was dating a nerd and she let it slip that she used to have at least 3 or 4 boyfriends in the past and I stalked the social media of all of them and they were all chads who pumped and dumped her. Biggest blackpill of my life and gave me so much PTSD that I swore off dating forever. I was even thinking of marrying her at one point thank god I dodged a bullet.
>>829449I'm starting to think that the anon who advocates for less men than women in the future might be correct. Hopefully future men are mostly chads and not like me or most of the guys on here. That doesn't mean I like that particular anon but it seemed better than what we have now.
>>829449>at least 3 or 4 boyfriendsThis is bait.
>>829449Anon discovers his girlfriend has loved other people before she met him (this is an extreme offense because Anon is too special for a "used up" foid).
>>829345my gf is an indigenist with left tendencies, u guys think i can turn her into maoism
>>829449Unironically go see a psychologist.
>>829424Treating war as sexual fantasy material is rightoid mental disease. Don't do it.
nerdy women are, in our meaning of the word nerd, a contradiction in concepts
fundementally to be a nerd to is to be socially isolated and to pursue intellectual or anti social hobbies as a way of coping. Its what creates the esotericism and habits of autists. Its how we can sit down and spend a whole day reading or on vidya. This website is a testament to our autistic social alienation.
Women, due to their innate social capital and gravity, are pulled into social activity and thus cannot develop the anti social tendencies of nerdy autists. This is why none of my ex gfs have ever even tried to play HOI 4, let alone enjoy it. They never lived a life where they were genuinely alone long enough to desire and seek out such complex escapism.
>>829449This has also been my experience.
>>829479>Because he seems weak and inferior in the company of others, and cannot maintain his self-respect, the creep is pressed into isolation. There, the creep doesn't have the pressure of other people's presence to make him feel inferior, to make him feel that he must be like them in order not to be inferior. The creep can develop the morale required to differ. The creep also tends to expand his fantasy life, so that it takes the place of the interpersonal life from which he has been excluded. The important consequence is that the creep is led to discover a number of positive personality values which cannot be achieved by the mature, married adult. During, the period when I developed the creep theory, I was spending almost all of my time alone in my room, thinking and writing. This fact should make the positive creep values more understandable. Because of his isolation, the creep has a qualitatively higher sense of identity. He has a sense of the boundaries of his personality, and a control of what goes on within those boundaries. In contrast, the mature adult, who spends all his time with his marriage partner or in groups of people, is a mere channel into which thoughts flow from outside; he lives in a state of conformist anonymity. The creep is emotionally autonomous, independent, or self-contained. He develops an elaborate world of feelings which remain within himself, or directed toward inanimate objects. The creep may cooperate with other people in work situations, but he does not develop emotional attachments to other people. Although the creep's intellectual abilities develop with education, the creep lives in a sexually neutral world and a child's world throughout his life. He is thus able to play like a child. He retains the child's capacity for make believe. He retains the child's lyrical creativity in regard to self-originated, self justifying activities. There is enormous room in the creep's life for the development of every aspect of the inner world or the inner life. The creep can devote himself to thought, fantasy, imagination, imaging, variegated mental states, dreams, internal emotions and feelings towards inanimate objects.
<My problem actually has to do with the enormous discrepancy between the ways I can relate to males and the ways I can relate to females. The essence of the problem has to do with the social values of females, which are completely different from my own. The principal occupation of my life has been certain self-originated activities which are embodied in "writings." Now most males have the same social values that I find in all females. But there have always been a few males with exceptional values; and my activities have developed through exchanges of ideas with these males. These exchanges have come about spontaneously and naturally. In contrast, I have never had such an exchange of ideas with females, for the following reasons. Females have nothing to say that applies to my activities. They cannot understand that such activities are possible. Or they are a part of the "masses" who oppose and have tried to discourage my activities.
>What conclusions can be drawn by comparing the creep theory with my later experience? First, some individuals who are unquestionably creeps asfar as the surface traits are concerned simply may not be led to the deeper values I described. They may not have the talent to get anything positive out of their involuntary situation ; or their aspirations may be so conformist that they do not see their involuntary situation as a positive opportunity. Many creeps are female, but all the evidence indicates that they have the same values I have attributed to other females–values which are hard to reconcile with the deeper creep values. >>829449>3 or 4 boyfriendsLmao anon, you got brain damage. You probably would have killed yourself if you knew that bodycount is around 5x higher than number of "boyfriends". It doesn't matter. All that matters is how your partner treats you. If it's not up to your standard, leave them.
>>829473There is a unique psychic damage that comes from having your first love late and with someone vastly more experienced. It ruined my first relationship when I found out she had dated a friend of mine a few years before me. Sometimes I regret breaking up with her because I was getting everything I desired except raw sex, but I got over it eventually instead of swearing off dating forever.
>>829482What people on this site mean when they say they read theory. You can tell the writer is just universalizing his neurosis.
>>829479>fundementally to be a nerd to is to be socially isolated and to pursue intellectual or anti social hobbies as a way of coping. Its what creates the esotericism and habits of autists. Its how we can sit down and spend a whole day reading or on vidya. This website is a testament to our autistic social alienation.Yes but there are more nerd losers now than ever. Hopefully in some saner future society, the idea of handing a video game console or smartphone to a child will be viewed like giving them heroin.
>>829479you guys have never met lesbian nerdy women and it shows
>>829493They also seem to forget some women are not very attractive and dont enjoy all those social perks.
Not a single teen girl I dated didn’t like being called a good girl.
>>829493i have been in the apartments of lesbian college dropout amatauer potters making "satanic" themed knick knacks. Her "chosen name" was La Ji Di Bao "Trash Bunker" (kinda sick name tbh)
Very dingy, very "bitch you live like this?"
Lesbians, as women, are still accepted by women more generally than men, its eaiser for them to form friendships and to have social existence, which is the basis of "nerds".
>>829573that's an artsy lesbian, you've still not met a nerdy lesbian before, it's ok.
>>829551Adult women like it too. Who doesnt like being praised?
>>829585I don't. It triggers my imposter syndrome.
>>829632I mean I hate it when I feel it is unearned. Comes off condescending. But when I did a good job, I like to hear it.
>>829644Drawing must've hit a nerve for you, lol
>>829493All the nerdy lesbians I knew transitioned and are now men…
>>829442The only reason men dislike the "quirk chungus" archetype is because they can't sexualize it.
>>829655Yeah and they are usually low-E fridge bodies.
>>829655Lol what? Yes, they do. The "quirk chungus" will get more dates than the average man
>>829660Of course she will. She's still a woman.
>>829662That means guys do sexualize the "quirk chungus." Average man is a simp faggot.
Waah im a virgin blackpilled manlet dicklet canthaltiltlet whateverthefucklet and im mad and foids are whores and only 10% of men ever get women and feminism is castrating me and self improvement is a scam its so over and also none of this is my fault and its brootal man i cant cope i have to rope
There. I'm contributing to the most valuable thread on the board.
>>829675unironically more coherent than any incel
>>829676just get a vasectomy what is this
>>829698
Foid posts truth bomb. OOFY-DOOFIES on suicide watch.
HOWEVER:
>Women will usher in a kinder, gentler, post-war, post-patriarchy, post-male world.
Absolutely false loll
>>829698
my gf talks exactly like this and she's the clingiest woman ever lol
>>829697Just be white and tall got him a wife for a little bit.
>>829697>fishing, beer and hanging out with the boyscomfy
>>829697Am I suppose to sympathise with the guy who is basically exactly who I imagine when I hear the word "goycattle"?
>>829704
brother i want her to cheat so i have an excuse to break up with her so i can fuck around with another crush i have
>>829704
Bro the person who made this meme has so much mental issues
>>829704
You just know the guy who drew this was shaking and sobbing in unparalleled impotent rage hot enough to power NewYork for an hour while drawing it
>>829705Asian women not ever beating that stereotype.
>>829716I did that for a short time, then I got in contact with them again.
>>829655>>829660they have discovered that being very annoying is the hardest thing to sexualize, some women do this as a defense mechanism and others are just actual autists who never got the negative social reinforcement which shuts you up
and these women do fuck, they do have sex, theyre just very faggoty about it, a sort of anti coy, anti sensual
>>829655>men dislike the "quirk chungus"We don't, lol. That meme is just sour grapes.
i sent a message to an old friend i havent talked to in like 5 years. i've been invited to a party :)
>>829737> That meme is just sour grapes.i think it was just annoyance at a particular kind of "relatable" webcomic that used to proliferate back then, but it's so fucking poisonous and sharp that people use it to make millennials feel bad
>>829655Isn't the quirk chungus just the irl manic pixie dream girl that everyone was praising/complaining about some years ago. Also do these people still exist everyone seems pretty low energy nowadays or maybe that's just me I dunno.
>>829756no the manic pixie dream girl is thin and does cocaine and has public sex and tells great jokes and wouldnt smell bad
the quirk chungus would be 9gag and imgur and tumblr and vine brained and would tell cringey jokes and make my dick soft
>>829756>Isn't the quirk chungus just the irl manic pixie dream girlmaybe there's some overlap, maybe some manic pixie dream girls, once they crossed a certain age and stopped being attractive, and their wit and whimsy started parsing as annoying instead of cute, they become quirk chungus. not all of them, but at least some of them. but also i suppose that the manic pixie dream girl itself, as an object of desire, is ephemeral, you can only be a manic pixie dream girl if you're less than 25, which is why women hate the manic pixie dream girl, really, it's just very, uh, nubile-coded? there's a madonnaesque quality to it, yet they're extremely sexual
>>829766
why support a world view that puts you in the 10% of normies and makes the other 90% the outsiders, sounds self defeating.
anons, one of my (26) students (20) at a previous job reached out and wants to hookup
shes really rich so am I a pedo and a class traitor if i sleep with her?
>>829783If you turn down sex with a legal adult you're gay and have brainworms tbh.
>>829865Anon, are you autistic?
>>829866Yes, and I take whatever puss I can get because women generally treat me bad for it.
>>829867That wasnt my point anon…
>>829868>dude he cant fuck her he was literally her teacher 2 years ago>it doesnt matter he has a different job now (might even have left teaching as many do) >not to mention he's no longer in a position of authority over herYou have brainworms too anon.
>>829783Lol no just do it dumbass, as long as it won't lead to losing your job somehow
>>829783No. But if you're weird and awkward it might go sideways. Then again if you were too weird and awkward you probably wouldn't have got the invitation.
>>829813Is this a copypasta?
>>829780>gays have it betterYou think? Have ever included the majority of moids and foids being straight or homophobia in the equation?
>>829442>missed out on being a whoreSo all women are expected to be cum dumpsters for hetmoids to breed with?
>>829645a soyjak is unironically more effective. that pic is just sad bc you can tell the artist was holding back tears as he was drawing it
>>829907Tears because he's man child ? Or tears because he was in love with a quirky chungus?
>>829971hey check this out
look up leanna lovings on a porn website
and let me know what you think
>>829971What the hell! I thought that was going some hardcore porn. Or at least some nudes.
>>829442>>829449replies full of noncels who havent accepted AWALT
>>829979All women are like what, prefering hot men to not hot ones? Any more insightful discoveries you wish to share with us?
>>829996Are you by any chance a misandrist?
>>829998How is that relevant to the conversation at hand?
having to buy courses that teach you to be normal in the end is a capitalist dystopia. produce 20% fewer men and raise the ones produced to be better and more sociable. it's the only socialist way that considers people.
surplus dropouts are a symptom of capitalist dystopia.
>>830026>and raise the ones produced to be better and more sociableyou cant raise people out of their looks, nor out of their shortness.
>>830030>you cant raise people out of their looks, nor out of their shortness.that's just the gossip hives inventing insecurities for men on tiktok because there are too many men
>>830026>produce 20% fewer men and raise the ones produced to be better and more sociable>it's the only socialist wayWrong! AES countries all have male surplus. Male surplus is healthy and only epsteinite bourgeois who send young men off to die in imperialist wars benefit from female surplus.
>>829994that's not quirk chungus, that's physics jenny nicholson.
>>830026>having to buy courses that teach you to be normal in the end is a capitalist dystopiait's also an amazing opportunity for you, freaks. you only need some commitment and a modest financial investment and you'll be at the very least on the 60-70th percentile
>>829996foids will rail against incels but at the end of the day, they dont have any actual arguments against them. they know the incels are correct–they just think its a good thing
>>829449Honestly, just castrate Chads after the revolution.
They're basically causing most of the problems regarding relationships.
Most people who are sexually assaulted are done so by Chads because SA occurs often in those who are in a relationship.
>>830026>produce 20% fewer menWhy only 20? I say cut them in half minimum.
>>829476>thinking working class people in Fatland can afford a psychologist You're a fed
>>830093idk, her content is relatively thoughtful and interesting, not just 'omg the hecking puppo!!'
besides quirk chungus is about real life women not e-celebs, we have no idea what jenny n is like in a relationship
>>830092Especially with remote offerings and companies like BetterHelp, it’s more attainable than people realize. It’s like how many Americans don’t know they can request financial aid from hospitals.
>>830093> Just because she's pretty?yeah? the implication with quirk chungus is that she's stuck with an unlikable manchild as a partner
>>830068>Male surplus is healthyTopkek! You win the nobel prize for that alone lol.
>>830084>it's also an amazing opportunity for you, freaks. you only need some commitment and a modest financial investment and you'll be at the very least on the 60-70th percentileIt's based on comparison and proves the point. If everyone was raised healthy, which is their right because we're lefties, then 60 - 70th percentile would be impossible unless you're at or above. Purely comparison based metrics are everyday incel forum talk.
>>830089>Honestly, just castrate Chads after the revolution.Why not the incels? More people would agree with that and chads never say shit like that.
>>830090>Why only 20? I say cut them in half minimum.In a future world where the fertility window is longer and people age slower because of medicine more women would want to be free so having fewer men would balance that. Only 20% because some women want monogamy so keep enough men for that choice.
Human's can't adapt to the consequences of freedom.
>>830122>It's based on comparison and proves the point.these courses exist insofar as not everyone is taking them, or has access to them, or is unable to commit for whatever reason. if everyone was taking them and successfully applying their lessons, then the stuff they teach would be common knowledge and no one would need to take the courses to begin with.
>>830123>these courses exist insofar as not everyone is taking them, or has access to them, or is unable to commit for whatever reason. if everyone was taking them and successfully applying their lessons, then the stuff they teach would be common knowledge and no one would need to take the courses to begin with.The value in the courses is that dysfunction with women is a common place form of poverty for both men and women. That sucks. Imagine the distance from the center of the party as a form of male class.
Have fewer men but be more efficient with them and both sexes get to win.
>>830122incels dont need castration. they dont have sex
>>830135>incels dont need castration. they dont have sexit's an answer to this anon
>>830089 >>830155
quite a tall task
>>830136anon just wants to feel good about beating down any moid
>>830203
This comment only matters if you're a white woman
i like women with boobs
>>830207i hate goth bitches so much
>>830385He suffers from homosexual malady.
>>830385If you've ever dated one you'd know. BPD and drama is off the charts. You visit her to pick her up for a date only for her to reveal that she's been cutting herself and then you ask why and have to spend 3 hours in a screaming match because she somehow blames you for her low self esteem and depression and all other problems, and then missing the dinner date and having to perform make up sex while you're starving because her mental state see-sawed and now she loves you again and is scared you'll break up with her after her unjustified tantrum holy fucking shit I hate goth women. Never ever date anyone who wears black lipstick and heavy mascara even when it's not halloween.
>>830393>i had to have sex it's soo bad :(((kill yourself
>>830217I didn't even have to look at the picture to know it was a pseudogoth. At least get mad at the right thing, not some generic e-whore.
>>830408>telling rape victim to kill themselveshaha ROFL! xD
>>830432From my understanding, he had sex even though he didn't feel like it to appease his mate of the time. Which is considered a form of rape according to some definitions.
>new girl joined a club I'm in
>very artsy
>really keen on collaborating with me specifically
>she likes my practical approach to set design and building stuff in general
>seems to enjoy my sense of humor
>exchange contact information
I'm cautiously optimistic
>>830433To frame it another way, they were coerced into unwanted sex.
"I had to perform sex while starving" suggests they felt they couldn't say no. Coerced sex.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RapeBut hey, maybe I misread it and the pressure wasn't a threat of further self-harm or tantrum but instead the pressure was their own desperation for a maintaining a terrible girlfriend relationship. It's hard to be sure with just that rant, I could be wrong.
>>830468
But anon, I'm 7 inches and my parents are from Angola.
>>830481Portuguese s*ttler angolan or BBÇ Angolan?
>three inches long
>twenty-one inches thick
;_;
>>830485Is the girl at this club white?
>>830486Chalk white (#FBFFFF, (251, 255, 255) )
It started snowing yesterday and we lost her. I think she's still alive though.
Sorry I grew an inch overnight. 8 inches.
Sorry I grew an inch overnight. 8 inches.
Finally a balls without cock shirt.
if i wasnt abstaining from porn id get some booru pics of cute big balls dickless futas for you absolute exiles
>hate women
>hate men
>hate every human being
>hate sex
>hate not having sex
>hate having sex
people here are so well adjusted, it is pure bliss
>>830393If you just break up the first time she shows her real face or never date for real you wouldn't have to put up with BPD. You just hate yourself. You're a pathetic masochist with a savior complex. Get a grip, not all goth girls are like that. I've dated a few and the one that was I just left because fuck that noise.
>>830585He's just a female-coded man, leave him alone.
gf broke up with me for the Nth time. I will NOT get back together this time, not even if we have sex again.
>>830700Whyd you break up?
Hypergamy is actually a real problem. How can you call yourself a proletarian woman if you're marrying bourgeois?
>>830706Trve. It just allows hetfoids to be taken away by more Chads, creating a more androcentric society where moids' desires are met instead of the foids'
>>830705She went through my phone and found out I cheated on her. At least we're finally equal on # of other people slept with while we were seeing eachother.
>>830719Why are you cheating?
I'm so fucking wasted and I hate women so god damn much I'm sorry, I've tried everything, therapy, meditation it's all the same shit, I'm going to chemically castrate myself or kill myself I dunno
Went on the second date with the Colombian chick at it's not looking good. Probably will try it a third time and then nip it in the bud. I had no chance to escalate apart her letting me touch her hands a few times, using the pretext of asking her about her jewelry, some shoulder brushes and then a hasty friendly hug when he had to catch our trains. First of all it is important to know she is out of my league.
(Somewhat) Good things:
-She liked the Japanese restaurant I picked, turns out she is a huge weeaboo even beyond normie-tier and agreed to go to the bar afterwards.
-She ordered alcohol despite establishing earlier that she didn't want to drink that night, meaning she felt comfortable around me enough to break pre-established expectations. She stayed with me 1 hour longer than she was supposed to, despite having a scheduled meet-up with friends that were visiting from another city (no I don't think this was a fake story, she literally ran to the train), they were already blowing up her phone.
-She didn't withdraw her hands when I tried to close the gap and she initiatiated the goodbye hug (which felt very platonic though). However obviously engaging in some physicality is not really a big deal, compared to a girl with a different cultural background.
-We had a great and long conversation about all kinds of topics. She was impressed with my Spanish level.
-We shared drinks and the last cocktail together.
-She responded the day after.
Negatives:
-She failed the Disneyland test.
-She is still resisting moving communication to what's-app, like straight up ignoring me asking two times at this point for whatever reason (very bad).
-She barely asked me any questions about my personal life, could mean that she isn't even evaluating me as a suitor at all. While I made her laugh a few times convo felt like I had already slid into friendzone/emotional trash can territory.
-While I could steer the conversation to some more sexual topics which she was somewhat responsive to and could engage in some physicality and never moved beyond this like I mentioned. Virtually all my relationships, even long-term ones started with sex on the second or first date and I feel like this is the norm these says. So I am bummed out.
-Like I said she is very attractive and was dressed adequately but, I mean she had brushed her hair, but didn't really wear any make-up and had no nail polish, actually she had chipped nail polish on some figured despite this being an evening date, so quite a signal of low effort on her part.
-Worst part: When we went to the bar I strategically picked a table with a bench so I could sit next and not across her, so I waited a few seconds for her to sit done so I could sit next to her. This resulted in us standing next to the table for what felt to me an awkward 6 seconds before I sat done across her before she immediately sat down on the bench.
So yeah seems I am fairly stuck in the friend zone. I will try for a third date. I will have to escalate physically in order to provoke a reaction/rejection. I will try to give her a kiss or even ask her beforehand like a beta just to elicit the direct reaction and then the fog of war will have been lifted. Continue the date for another 20 minutes. Write a conscilliatory message afterwards and then delete her from my contacts 2 days later and cut my losses.
>>830749>-She failed the Disneyland test. What's that?
>>829675simpoids getting mad about incels are more pathetic than incels themselves
>>830721wht dont you just accept your feelings? You know you are allowed to feel however you want right?
>>830752You ask someone from Latin America whether they have been to Disneyland and if tell you 'Yes, I went to Florida for my quinceañera trip.' or something along those lines it basically tells you anything you need to know about the socio-economic background of her family.
In short: she's a boogie.
Though I obviously didn't asked her directly, it came up in the conversation about traveling.
>>830757Is that a bad or a good thing? If she's Colombian that must mean her family is loaded, don't you want a cut?
>>830759>Is that a bad or a good thing?It can be a slightly good thing or a very bad thing.
>Colombian that must mean her family is loaded, don't you want a cut?This is not how this works from the perspective of a guy.
>>830760
there is no such thing as fem"cels"
>>830795Nuns are voluntary 'cels like priests. Anon probably meant that there are no INvoluntary femcels.
She's probably having rough bareback sex with chad right now as I type this post.
>>830865Probably. Women are sexual beings and they have easy and convenient access to sex. I am by no means a chad but I've had a few bareback one night stands with mediocre and ugly women.
>>830866She's being sexually defiled as we speak and all I can do is post about it on an obscure imageboard.
>>830868Do you have nudes of her?
>>830870Only AI generated ones.
>>830868I would also like nude picture of this femoid
That's got to be another creampie by now.
Hopefully most of it has dripped out onto the sheets. HA!
If she's done anal I'm killing myself.
>>830866>bareback one night stands with mediocre and ugly womenWhat else is there to live for?
>>830903Why? From the sound of it it's not like
you are willing to use that hole anyway…
>>830912It would've been nice to be the first explore that particular area, that's all I'm saying.
>>830912-it's like a proxy for virginity or exclusivity
-despite being very mainstreamed it's still somewhat of a (though safe) taboo
-not all girls are into it, so the idea that a girl will engage in a submissive, even an umcomfortable or humiliating act, act purely for the pleasure of the man can be arousing
>>830865have sex with chad too. have a threesome with chad and stacy. let chad cum inside you then watch him fuck her and jerk off
The more I deal with dating, the more practical fucking hookers seem. Normie women act so entitled to a man's money, it's ridiculous.
>>831039Regular women are indistinguishable from hookers when they're constantly trying to extract resources from you anyway. I'd rather pay $100 upfront than be nickle and dimed out of more than that during the span of a date.
hey guys, i would like to ask some people about this (and really just let somebody apart from me know about this) (sorry if this is the wrong thread)
its kinda hard to phrase this or really try to put it into words what happened but uh, past few days god was inside my head
it all started i dunno some few days back when my friend told me i should start caring about people cuz i didnt really care about anything, even myself or whatever. thats when i remember that i met this deaf-mute guy while i was out on a walk who i talked with using paper. atleast i thought i remembered meeting him. a few days go by of me talking with him, and thats when i realise he is only inside my head, he does not have a body. i become very angry about this that i was tricked into caring for someone who doesnt even have a body, so i tried to find ways to torture him and whatever. while i was angry about all this, i saw something very, very beautiful. i saw the eyes of god. he was the deaf-mute. he was testing me or something, and apparently i had passed the test. i must admit i am not at all religious, but seeing those eyes i knew they had to be the eyes of god. he told me that he was in limbo because his past god had committed suicide after realising how stupid his ways of commanding humanity to prosperity were (making them worship him and everything), and that while his new form was being constructed he needed to stay in the mortal realm for a while and he choose me. i guess i was happy that i had been so blessed but after that he really started to drill away at my sanity. he gave me this image of a city between 3 hills in which humanity would live and prosper under an egalitarian society (he did say it was communistic too). he really liked the number 17, stuff like how the city would be guarded by 17 virgins and that there would be 17 truths (which he told me) and that 17 sacrifices would need to be made. even one of the symbols he gave to represent himself was of an eye which had 17 rays coming out of it. after he told me the 17 truths i started to feel like god himself. he asked me what i would want in this paradise and i told him i would like to be a woman who had many birds who could talk as her friends and a tall avian anthro thing who would be my best friend (i know this sounds cringe but bear with me, i dont really have anything that i admire more than stuff like this). all was going good with god until late at night i look out my apartment window and see a tall, slender figure who was strolling the premises, as if wanting to make a run for it or something. so i go down for a walk and to see what the thing was upto (it gave of that feeling of being god), and guess what, god comes and tells me i need to kill myself to ensure that humanity gets to stay in the city between the hills. i get angry and start arguing with him, out loud, and in the end i tell him to go fuck himself and shit like that, i mean why would i kill myself for some stupid fantasy of god? i do feel like killing myself a lot but i wont do it unless i absolutely feel like doing it, not on some other persons whim. god was being unreasonable. some people heard me arguing with him and gave me strange looks but i didnt care. in the end i went back home and slept. i havent felt gods presence inside my head since that.
the reason i tell this stuff to you guys is that at this point everyone has left me. that friend who told me to care? he said he got tired from dealing with my hallucinations and stuff and needed a break. his gf who is a petite bourgeoisie scum hates me because i called her that one night while i was feeling in the clouds or something. i do not have any other person to tell this to i dont know what to do, and the worms who wear optical camouflage are just getting more and more numerous
my friend told me that i should go see a therapist or whatever but i dont want to they will make me not human, but now i dont really see what else i can do
please anons help me on what to do
I AM HUMAN I AM HUMAN I AM HUMAN
>>831049The heteromisandry here is getting out of hand.
>>831041>they're constantly trying to extract resources from you anywayThats because you have nothing else to offer. They dont do that with men they are attracted to, or whose company they genuinely enjoy.
>>831042You need to take anti psychotic meds.
>>830749update: ok seems like the third date isn't even happening in the first place
>>831054Cope. All women are leeches
>>831055where do i get those? i dont live in a western country i am pretty sure i need a prescription to get those but i dont have that and i dont trust medicines but i dont think i have a choice
>>831062Save up money for a doctor visit to get a prescription. If you can't find enough ask family/friends/local community if none of that works set up a GoFundMe. Alternatively depending on your location, as your symptoms get worse you will start hearing and seeing more crazy shit and start lashing out and someone else might spot you and call the police to institutionalize you and then hopefully you can get meds after getting thrown into a psych ward.
>>831062I don't know where you live, but if you have any kind of public healthcare, if there is one thing the government wants to pay for medically, it's crazy pills.
>i dont trust medicines but i dont think i have a choiceI don't like the psychiatry industry either and think most people shouldn't be getting involved with that shit over what are basic, minor, emotional, difficulties. But if you're straight up hallucinating shit you should probably be on some medication and also in therapy.
I tell you the basics of therapy of how you should deal with this. Fucking remember this shit isn't fucking real. Even if it was real in some kind of way, it's not real to anybody else:
>the reason i tell this stuff to you guys is that at this point everyone has left me. that friend who told me to care? he said he got tired from dealing with my hallucinations and stuff and needed a break.Do not fucking tell people about this shit dog. You're going to just make everything worse. I guess in a perfect world you'd find a friend that's willing to keep talking you through these hallucinations, but most people won't do that shit once. The second you tell them about these hallucinations they will never look at you the same way again and they won't want to associate with you.
You know, a lot of people believe in crazy shit. Look at all the religious people in the world believe magic is real, or horoscopes, or manifestation, or bad good luck, omens, whatever. The thing separating them from a mental ward is they manage to act like a normal person despite whatever beliefs they have.
>>831042>>831098But I will say, on the positive side, at least you are self-aware about these delusions somewhat it seems and you're looking for help to be free from them. You're not completely off the deep end. Cling on to that.
>>831104>Him: I am a non-typical male<Her (A): He wants to chop his balls off!<Her (B): He is a lazy piece of shit!Women upholding patriarchy is brvtal, eh?
>>831106This.
If a woman is a big social media user, that's already a big red flag. I mean that filters too many people nowadays, but that's a hard line for me. Posting vids and pics of themselves all the time farming likes. HARD NO. If they're always on reddit or twitter, that's also a red flag. If they were an imageboard user HARD NO. Ain't no way I'm dating a woman who has ever posted on an imageboard in their life. If I was a woman I wouldn't date anyone who posted on this thread or website either. I should quit my own bad habits.
>>831098>Do not fucking tell people about this shit dog. You're going to just make everything worse.i dont know man, after going through stuff like this for i think a year now i just had to crack.
>Fucking remember this shit isn't fucking real. Even if it was real in some kind of way, it's not real to anybody elsei know it is not real but sometimes it is hard to tell when it is and when it is not, i see these black butterflies a lot randomly and i dont know half of the time whether they are real or not, and also sometimes hear a specific verse from a song of praise my grandmother used to sing, though i know that this one is not real to others.
>You know, a lot of people believe in crazy shit.haha, that is what i kept telling to myself whenever i felt i was going insane.
i keep reminding myself i am human but it hasnt felt like that since so long, i dont even feel any strong emotion except a weird thing that happens randomly where i get insanely sad and existential and after a while i become very happy and giggle like crazy and then its back to nothingness
>But if you're straight up hallucinating shit you should probably be on some medication and also in therapy.>>831094>Save up money for a doctor visit to get a prescription. If you can't find enough ask family/friends/local community if none of that works set up a GoFundMe.i had been stalling on this for very long but i dont think i can live like this anymore
how do i get the courage to actually go to a doctor or whatever?
>>831128No I dont, I in fact avoid those.
>>831117>If they were an imageboard user HARD NOI hooked up with an anonette, I regret that shit so hard. She basically just told me stories of cheating on guys in college. After she broke things off with me she tried to get the girl I started seeing to break up with me, got with an acquaintance of mine and cheated on him lmao.
>>831129If you did, you wouldn't be replying to me.
>>831140I am sorry so say this, but I dont come to this site for you specifically.
>>831139I’ve thought about doing this but didn’t have the balls. Hope it works
>>831153Stalking always pays off.
PREDICTION:
In 20-30 years' time red states will have subsidized BBÇ rehab clinics for white girls, marketed towards insecure white Gen Z chud fathers.
>>831141Never said you did.
To my lovely S&R posters who love literature. What is best, to be philosophy student or the nephew of the bishop in a THE NIGHTINGALE AND THE ROSE.
There's a BBÇ within the containment zone.
The Bvll is the joker?
>>831276All femcels will be forced to be state mandated gfs
>>831139Update: no reply. I wouldn't be surprised if she never sees it.
>>831332who cares dm the next bad bitch
>>831344I fucking despise this uyghur speak.
i went to a party on friday and it was kinda cool to meet old friends, they haven't changed a bit for better or worse. also this cute girl was there, and she asked for my insta fairly early on, you guys think i have a shot? i dunno if she just ended a relationship, her bf stopped appearing in her feed a few months ago
>>831400what do i send her on insta
>>831404Open with a dick pic.
>>831405we need something more PG-rated here
>>831408i should also mention that my penis is not big and thus i dont believe it would be particularly appealing
gf broke up with me, should I get back on apps now or wait a week. Just looking for hookups to get my sex quota in.
>>831054>Thats because you have nothing else to offer. They dont do that with men they are attracted to, or whose company they genuinely enjoy.This isn't true and it makes you look like you've never been in a relationship. At first when they're really in love with you and they feel lucky to be seeing you, of course they'll be happy just to be with you, but that feeling fades quickly. This isn't even a man vs woman thing, the same thing happens to men as well. Relationships fall apart because one or both people stop feeling the magic, unless one or both of them work hard to keep the other person happy. That's just the nature of things, we get bored of the same thing over time.
Your counterpoint of "Thats because you have nothing else to offer" betrays your sentiment that women don't want anything from a relationship. Every human being wants something from a relationship, and this isn't even a bad thing, but we shouldn't lie to poor incels about what relationships are really like. Even when you say "whose company they genuinely enjoy", that also implies that the man has to entertain them in some way, which is true. Both men and women would prefer to be with their same gendered friends with whom they have more in common with, and both of them will also talk to their friends about the relationship and 9 times out of 10 their friends will try to push them into getting as much out of that relationship as they can, especially women.
Do you even know what is the type of man that is most likely to visit a sex worker? Financially well-off married men. Are you going to try to explain how rich married men are incels with nothing to offer?
>>831456You're secretly racist? Checks out for /leftypol/.
Gentlemen
Advise on how to politely break up with a Borderline women
Fuck, I missed the signs
>>831464dont do anything. just let her get bored with you and eventually she'll find someone new to latch onto.
>>831439 (me)
I did it and I have a date scheduled.
What is everyone complaining about? Just be yourself and have sex, incels.
>>831421nobody said you should send a pic of your dick, just a pic of a dick
>>831601Type of TRVKE /SIMPberia/ is not ready for
>>831607but anon… that's lying!!
>>831628the material explanation is that the p threshold for statistical significance is a lie and most research papers are actually a bunch of excel spreadsheet hacking. the scientific method is a scam.
How to cope with loneliness
>>831629>p threshold for statistical significance is a lieElaborate.
>>831630Steal shit and break shit
What do you call a heterosexual cis man who is a sex haver and manages to consistently have casual sex but only with medium ugly or chubby girls in their late 20s to 30s that are like 4/10 maybe 6 with make-up. Because Fuckboy just doesn't sit right with me.
giving people scores based on their looks is fascist
>>831660Based on this post your intellect is 4/10.
>>831458I'm only racist towards PolACKs and BaltiKKKs
>>831660Marx and Engels having a fratbro laugh together reading this post with Marx saying, I know an ugly bitch when I see her buddy.
>>831660true, it's just pure eugenicism
>>831660Dating appSS killed Love. How the fuck can you just take a quick look at one (1) person's photo and then rate them on an arbitrarily 1-10 scale?
KKKrapitalism and modern """dating""" culture is hiding our vast Oceanic Souls from each other.
>>831465Thanks. I just fell for her lies for the third time. Next time is the charm! (Fuck I'm weak)
>>831628This might be an unpopular opinion, but short-haired women are much more attractive than long-haired women. This is because short-haired women showcase attractive facial features and body shape along with exhibiting uniqueness and boldness, while long-haired women have the same basic/common look you see everywhere, lol. Honestly, he might be a schizo but lear is onto something when he says that under socialism women should be forced to cut their hair short, as this was one of the best things about the cultural revolution.
>>831757>under socialism all women should be forced to conform to my sexual tastesI see moid genocide is the only option.
>>831757If women were forced to cut their hair short, short hair would cease to exhibit uniqueness and boldness and would instead become the same basic/common look that you consider long hair to be today.
>>831762>If women were forced to cut their hair short, short hair would cease to exhibit uniqueness and boldness and would instead become the same basic/common look that you consider long hair to be today.NTA I agree with the above poster that short hair is more attractive, but it is for your reasoning that I prefer it to stay as a niche style. Besides, short hair as a trend comes and goes once in a while. Last time it was really popular was back in the 80s and early 90s, and it's not totally unpopular right now.
I finally got to say hi to the cute girl from the theatre class for the first time in almost five months, lol. I ran into her when I was walking by the seating area near the university cafeteria. She was sitting at a table on her computer and I walked up to her and said “hi, how are your classes going”, to which she replied “fine”, and I responded that “I am really backed up and I am worried I bombed a test last week, though I am still getting As in all my classes, but I have to go study, bye, see you around”. I then walked away and I don’t think she said bye, lol. I really wanted to talk to her longer, but I could tell she was busy studying and I didn’t want to act too clingy/annoying the first time I talked to her in almost five months, because that would quickly make her uncomfortable and ruin my chances of ever having successful small talk that could create a friendship that could theoretically evolve into a relationship. As I have told you guys before, my last encounter with her five months ago was very awkward as I went up and said “hi, how are your finals going” to her in front of two of her female friends she was in a conversation with, and I was scared that they told her I was a weirdo, lmao. I know it was a super small interaction (it probably lasted less then a minute), and she only said one word to me (“fine” seems to be her go to word/response when I try to make small talk with her, lol), but I honestly think it went pretty well all things considered. I was scared she was going to tell me that she didn’t remember who I was or say that she didn’t want me to talk to her, so the fact that she recognized me and wasn’t rude and/or creeped out feels like a big win, lol.
My mother told me that she saw her going to a different coffee shop a couple blocks from the campus, so I plan on studying their (they got better tea/coffee anyway), and if I run into her their I will try to engage in a longer conversation and see if she is interested in engaging in more serious small talk. I also am trying to figure out if their is something I can text her about because I still have her number, as I was thinking of letting her know about some plays that were on in the area (we were in a theatre class last semester and she is into artsy stuff), but I have to be really careful as I don’t want her to block my number. If I don’t meet her again for the rest of the semester, or I do meet her a couple more times, but she dose not say anything more then “fine” to my attempts at small talk, then I will have to accept the sad reality that their is no hope of me ever being friends with, or let alone having a relationship with, the cute girl from the theatre class, and I will give up trying to talk to her. I would then probably wait until after I graduate from college in two years and am living on my own to find a girlfriend, as it feels like a waste trying to get a girlfriend at this university, because me living with my parents and being detached from the university social scene that makes it nearly impossible. It seems like all the students only talk to people in small social circles that either live in dorms with them, are in sororities/fraternities with them, and/or are in social media chat groups (especially instagram, if you don’t have that app, your basically cut off from everyone, lmao), and if you are like me and are not a part of any of that because I live with my parents and am not on instagram, it is basically impossible to make friends, let alone get a girlfriend, lol. I told my parents that I am not doing the masters program if they do not get me my own place, because I don’t want to go through this bullshit any longer of going to a university while I am living with my parents and I can’t talk to anybody, lol. I am even willing to do the masters program part time and get some small job to help pay for the apartment/studio, but if they don’t let me have my own place during the masters program, I am just going to give up on the community college history instructor career (I need a masters degree in history to do that), and just get some shitty retail job (probably a barista, which is ironic, because I always enjoyed tea houses/coffee shops but I never thought I was going to work in one, lol) after I graduate so I can have my own place, because my gut tells me that living with my parents is preventing me from improving my social skills and stopping me from being able make friends and get a girlfriend. Do my fellow anons have any advice for me in this situation?
>>831803You already posted this garbage in the last thread, was that not enought
(you)s for you?
>>831786Sorry man but you're not getting any pussy until you change something about yourself, my brain refused to read this post outright
I don't have any advice but living alone isn't necessarily going to improve your social skills and rent can be a real bitch depending on where you live. Even if you moved to a dorm, people tend to have their own lives by the time they get a master's, especially jobs, so they don't necessarily care about socializing as much. I don't have a good answer about where to get socialization instead but you should be careful about trying to pressure your parents into buying you more things, it can be both bad in and of itself and also bad for your relationship with them.
>>831803>The woman classified as plain/average looks better than the Stacykek this meme is ragebait on so many levels
>>831786>My mother told me that she saw her going to a different coffee shop<obsessed sperg has his mother stalk the girl that shows negative interest in himpleas be a troll please be a troll please be a troll
>>831867>Loving mother helps her romantically helpless son try to get a gfThe only troll here is you. Clearly you're just mad that some parents actually do their jobs and help their kids rather than kicking them out of the house at 10 to go work in a sweatshop.
>>831887How would that help with eating?
>>831762Already this way under AES. Look at Chinese exchange students, probably 50/50 short long hair for women.
>>831786>I was scared that they told her I was a weirdoShe probably told them you're a weirdo who won't leave her alone and got obsessed because she showed you some basic human decency.
>me living with my parents and being detached from the university social scene that makes it nearly impossibleI've literally had university gfs living with my parents and not even going to the school. This isn't your problem, being an autistic creep is. Just get on dating apps and pray someone finds you attractive enough to get past your retardation.
>>831887if it goes well your issue is psychosomatic
>>831786>and I responded that “I am really backed up and I am worried I bombed a test last week, though I am still getting As in all my classes, but I have to go study, bye, see you around”lmfaooooo
>>829309Chemical castration of most hetmoids would be a net positive for humanity
>>831959Not our fault SSRIs have killed you libido, sister.
>>831963because supplements dont work if your issue is physical and it would be entirely placebo
>>831856to normies she doesn't
>>831959>Chemical castration of most hetmoids would be a net positive for humanitya drop in quality of life is not a net positive. wondering whos saying this?
>>831979Many people, actually. Ask anybody.
the sex ratio of the population needs to be 2 : 3 male female. future medicine will make ageing slower and solve menopause so we should have more women than men.
>>831984there will be some reactionary ludditism to the new advances
>>831104Logical conclusion of this is overproduction. Read Capital I.
Getting slowly hagpilled unironically. Young women grow to become more and more annoying to me. There are some very cool single women with cool personalities and in some cultures and ethnicities women age quite well.
>>831979I think a lot of guys would like to be liberated of their sex drive.
>>831803Goth is just Stacy in different clothes, makes sense she just wants Chad in different clothes.
>>831973>Need to keep my blood pumping.I said this on another sex thread I think but I used to take tadalafil to fix psychosomatic ED. it's fairly effective, you can buy it on any pharmacy and lasts for a couple of days. I still take it "recreationally" I guess, when I want to get huge boners, but I no longer need it strictly speaking, it did help me get over my performance anxiety.
>>832042It's all just chad in different clothes.
Separating dating groups based on looks is eugenics
>>832076ur mom committed eugenics when she chose your dad but you don't complain about that now do u, u fucking moid?
>>832080She clearly didnt, otherwise the result wouldnt be
that.
>>829697>moved to another continent to be with him>please don't tell me to get divorced ASAP, I really want to but realistically it's not possible due to my current situationLol. She didn't want to say directly:
>Yeah, I just got with this dude just for a green card and that hasn't cleared yet.>>829708>Am I suppose to sympathise with the guy who is basically exactly who I imagine when I hear the word "goycattle"?They both suck I'm sure. All we have is the woman's perspective and it's clear she's just using dude to get what she wants.
>>830256It should've been me who knocked her up!!!
>>830754>simpoids getting mad about incels are more pathetic than incels themselvesThe most pathetic part is how often they're just incels in denial going,
>Just because I'm not getting any success with women doesn't mean I'm not an incel! I don't hate women, in fact, I hate guys who hate women!Yeesh and look at these guys who are dating in this thread. Probably the most pathetic of all posters.
>>830749 >>829697One last comment on this story. What the fuck is going on with zoomies? Dude went for the mail-order Asian waifu think at 23? She's talking about how she wants to become a cat-lady at 26? LMAO.
Every time I use dating apps they feel worse. Is it just getting old and undesirable or are they actually getting shittier? Any youngfags itt (late teens early twenties) having a good time on them like I used to?
>>832107>>Just because I'm not getting any success with women doesn't mean I'm not an incel! I don't hate women, in fact, I hate guys who hate women!I dont have my folder on hand but just picture a gigachad above the greentext
>>832132Just matched a 20yo skinny white girl and got her number, we're so back.
This weekend's date line up:
Friday: post-work coffee date with the Tunisian engineer girl from the language app.
Saturday: Comedy night with the Argentine aupair Bumble match.
Sunday: early afternoon museum exhibition with the Japanese ivy league student Bumble match.
Now watch me blow 150 bucks on 3 first dates without getting laid once (1).
>>832326Is any of this supposed to be fun? Or is it all just to get laid? All that sounds tiresome to me but if you like it that's awesome.
>>832332If I were you I would just bang hookers.
The Tunisian chick is kind of chubby but has great tits and a cute face but since we met on a language app I have to overcome the ambiguity aspect in a gallant way. She is also pretty smart, I think she might be smarter than me.
The au-pair chick is a cute mestiza but she fucked up teeth since she is from a backwater province but I can overlook prolemarks, it's ok.
The Japanese chick is your typical stacy with blond hair but she is already beyond 30 and went back to grad school so it might be an easy lay. I have experience with Japanese girls. So like many Asians they loathe PDA but that doesn't mean they aren't dtf. Basically how it works is that you go on the date pay for everything and don't really try to escalate physically in public but then you just tell them let's go to your apartment and if they are into you they will say yes and fuck you, lol or whatever private space is available.
>>832334Prostitution is rape, sorry.
>>832332dating is supposed to be fun, dude. i don't know what to tell you. lighten up. guys will moan and bitch about how annoying it is to date and them complain that girls find them off-putting. maybe you just don't like women, man. im sorry.
>>832346>dating is supposed to be fun, dude.According to who? Dudes trying to get laid, that's the part he finds fun and it seems like he's got his system down.
>guys will moan and bitch about how annoying it is to date and them complain that girls find them off-putting.He doesn't seem to have that problem.
How many women have you dated in your life out of curiosity anon?
>>832336Then there's nothing wrong with rape
>>832347>>832346>dating is supposed to be fun, dude.Really tired of this judgemental attitude you "romantics" (idealists) have about dating and all that. You can use that same logic for anything.
>You should enjoy what you do! Work is supposed to be fun!>Marriage is supposed to be fun!>Raising kids is supposed to be fun!All of those things can be fun sometimes, but often not. If you're so blessed that every thing you do is fun, fun, fun until daddy takes the T-Bird away, then you live a charmed life.
>guys will moan and bitch about how annoying it is to date and them complain that girls find them off-putting.You got everything fucking backwards. Women find you off-putting if you were to be care-free and just "bee yourself." You think anon would be paying this much and putting in this much work if all it took was just "have fun!" "bee yourself!" I don't know about anon, but I know a got of guys learn that the hard way by having a naive idealistic view about how women are going to like you for you and you can just "have fun!" I mean dating might get "fun!" if you're dating for a period after the first date phase, in what they call the "honeymoon period" but then after that it becomes less fun again.
>>832347>According to who? Dudes trying to get laid, that's the part he finds fun and it seems like he's got his system down.It says a lot about you that you have this attitude of wanting sex but hating every other aspect of being around a woman. It just sounds like you don't like being around women, and it's the reason why women start to think that men only see them as talking onaholes.
>He doesn't seem to have that problem. That's literally his problem. He says dating is not fun. He sounds like a sociopath who only cares about his own pleasure like he's collecting trophies, instead of someone who likes hanging out with women.
>>832351>You can use that same logic for anything.Literally nobody in the history of the world has ever said that raising kids or marriage is fun lmao. What planet are you living on? Dating on the other hand, AKA socializing and having fun, yes many people think that's fun. If you aren't having fun spending time with people then what's the point? To put your dick in a wet hole? Just buy a fucking onahole. Talking about marriage, how do you expect to find a partner with this attitude? Did you forget the part where you're supposed to enjoy being around them?
>Women find you off-putting if you were to be care-free and just "bee yourself."I'm really sorry to tell you this, but they find you in particular off-putting. All the times I've had sex was because the other person was having fun being around me, and I was having fun being around her. I understand all the frustration and exasperation that you're displaying right now, but consider that that might be the problem. It's not enjoyable to be around someone who's being negative. Being yourself is a bit of a stupid label, I agree, but it's not a term I ever used. Having fun is something different, and having fun means putting away your issues for an evening and just taking it easy. Just chill out man.
>>832356>Literally nobody in the history of the world has ever said that raising kids or marriage is fun lmao.Lol, it's funny you're moralizing about people saying dating isn't particularly fun.
>I'm really sorry to tell you this, but they find you in particular off-putting. I'm wondering why you're so accusatory.
>All the times I've had sex was because the other person was having fun being around me, and I was having fun being around her.I suppose it depends on your situation. Like if you have a yacht and enjoy yachting, then I guess you have a "fun" first date lined up right away. I guess if you enjoy parties and you're at the age where people are partying and hooking up, then you got some fun lined up right there.
> I understand all the frustration and exasperation that you're displaying right now, but consider that that might be the problem. It's not enjoyable to be around someone who's being negative.Yeah no shit, that's why you have to put on a song and dance like you work in customer service.
>Having fun is something different, and having fun means putting away your issues for an evening and just taking it easy. Just chill out man.It's not about you having fun, it's about them having fun. That's what anon was talking about, doing shit these women will find fun and be charmed by even if he himself doesn't find it fun.
So let's hear you since you've got it all figured out. Are you seeing someone currently, what was the last date you were on? What did you do?
>Being yourself is a bit of a stupid label, I agree, but it's not a term I ever used.You're on that same level of stupid level of platitudinal advice. Even worse you're trying to give it to someone that already has a lot of experience, wasn't asking for your advice, and more over you're trying to turn it into some little judgemental stick "you should feel ashamed of yourself you sociopath!"
>>832361And to clarify about whatever "frustration" you were picking up. I'm really just frustrated with guys like you are a bunch of judgmental holier-than-thou pricks who offer terrible, useless, unspecific, platitudinal advice to everyone unsolicited. Most of it not even advice, just insults and judgement.
>>832364Pretty much. Original dater here and just saw the discussion. Dude making a whole bunch of weird and ugly assumptions about me in the little rant of his. The interview is not the job and these boomer-tier platitudes come across as very out of touch. I have the full right to complain about how modern dating customs are annoying and often rooted in patriarchal patterns despite being successful in participating in it.
>>832372I think you're a great example for the incels up in this thread. Job interview and boomer-tier platitudes is exactly right. Same people who will tell you shit like "I just went with my resume to every business in town asking if there was an opening and then I got my job with a firm handshake." I feel like a reason there is so many of these bitter incels is because they're sold a fantasy of how dating works, some stupid platitudes that are useless. Then when they get no success with that, they become resentful and feel it's impossible. If they had some more realistic expectations and honest examples from other guys who are having success, honest examples that show most dudes have to struggle a fair bit with this shit, they might have some perseverance and then get some success at the end of it. Shit, and having some humor about the whole thing. That's also one of the main plus sides of having other male friends going through the same shit. You win some, you lose some, it's not the end of the world. This fucking judgemental ass vibe just feeds this incel shit.
>>832361>Lol, it's funny you're moralizing about people saying dating isn't particularly fun.Just be real and admit you said something silly, dude. Work, marriage, and raising kids are not and have never been put into the categories of "fun things about life".
>I'm wondering why you're so accusatory.I don't have to accuse you of anything. This is what you said:
>Women find you off-putting if you were to be care-free and just "bee yourself."Women find it off-putting when a guy is carefree? Why? How? How could you possibly think this unless you had a bad experience that soured your ideas about this. That's the only assumption we can make from your statements.
>I suppose it depends on your situation. Like if you have a yacht and enjoy yachting, then I guess you have a "fun" first date lined up right away.Saying things like this is what makes you sound like a difficult person to be around. Do you think that women need you to take her on a yacht or else she won't find you attractive? The most fun dates I've had were just walking around town, a concert at a tiny venue that costs 10 dollars, or just smoking weed at an acquaintance's house. It's not about where you are, it's about the company. It is a very strange and materialistic view on life to think you can't just be comfortable and enjoy yourself wherever you may find yourself.
>It's not about you having fun, it's about them having fun. That's what anon was talking about, doing shit these women will find fun and be charmed by even if he himself doesn't find it fun.I'm not even sure what to say to this. Maybe you're meeting some uptight women who lack a sense of humor or whimsy. I don't hang out with people if we don't have a shared sense of humor. You say you have to do things you don't enjoy to impress women? Then why don't you try meeting women who share the same interests as you? Is the concept of that so bizarre?
>You're on that same level of stupid level of platitudinal advice.This isn't really advice. I just think it's bizarre and I wanted to know why you force yourself to do something you so obviously hate for such little reward.
>Even worse you're trying to give it to someone that already has a lot of experience, wasn't asking for your advice, and more over you're trying to turn it into some little judgemental stick "you should feel ashamed of yourself you sociopath!">I'm really just frustrated with guys like you are a bunch of judgmental holier-than-thou pricks who offer terrible, useless, unspecific, platitudinal advice to everyone unsolicited. Once again I'm sorry, but you're not a victim here. We all come here to cast judgements on each other, and so were you doing the same before my reply. I'm not going to act outraged and pretend that nobody is allowed to call me out for what I say.
>>832372>Dude making a whole bunch of weird and ugly assumptions about me in the little rant of his. Sorry, you don't get to endorse a post then get upset that people assume you agree with the things in the aforementioned post. It's not an unfair assumption to make.
>I have the full right to complain about how modern dating customs are annoying and often rooted in patriarchal patterns despite being successful in participating in it.That's fine, and I never said you didn't have that right. I have the right to reply and say you sound like someone miserable to be around. I disagree with the use of "modern dating customs", however. Sure, there are tons of conservative people out there who just go along with whatever they're told, but there are also tons of women out there who reject these "customs". If you're not having fun dating conservative people then maybe you should look for people outside the mold.
>>832379>So let's hear you since you've got it all figured out. Are you seeing someone currently, what was the last date you were on? What did you do?
>The most fun dates I've had were just walking around town, a concert at a tiny venue that costs 10 dollars, or just smoking weed at an acquaintance's house. It's not about where you are, it's about the company. It is a very strange and materialistic view on life to think you can't just be comfortable and enjoy yourself wherever you may find yourself.Most fun dates I've been on were the ones where we just got to making out and/or fucking right away.
>This isn't really advice.Nah you were straight up giving advice and making some assumption that nobody has any experience with women here.
>Talking about marriage, how do you expect to find a partner with this attitude? In my experience it's not hard. My main problem with dating is women getting super fucking serious right away when I'm not looking for that and I don't like to lead women on. Had multiple experiences women literally start talking about marriage in the first week or two. Usually not that far, but multiple others talking about living together, or maybe some less direct kinda hinting at some future life together.
But everyone's mileage will vary. Yeah your looks, your material conditions, your culture, their culture(like anon was mentioning dating the Asian chicks who don't like PDA), it all matters.
Let me ask you too, if you're just meeting woman after woman that you just completely enjoy to their core, and you just "vibe with" why aren't your married or partnered or whatever right now(assuming you're not.)
Porn, prostitutes and sex dolls starting to sound like a good idea.
>>832381>Most fun dates I've been on were the ones where we just got to making out and/or fucking right away.Serious question, why not just pay a prostitute? If all you want is sex there is this entire world out there of women who will literally just skip all the bullshit you hate. You'll end up paying the same amount of money that you would spend trying to impress women on dates.
You seem to be overly concerned about my sex life. This attitude of "what is your body count" just makes you sound very insecure and narcissistic, like women are just notches on your bed. It seems like just want to sleep with women to validate something, and you hate every bit of it. If that's how you really view sex and relationships, I guess that's your right, but I don't, so this nonsense dick measuring contest means nothing to me. Besides, if you really thought I was just talking shit then you wouldn't even bother with this. Clearly something I said rang true for you somewhere, and you just want me to say I'm a virgin or that I haven't fucked as many women as you, so you can dismiss it out of hand.
I think incels have understandable frustrations but that does not mean the culture and incel political movement are acceptable in any way. Young men do have a lot of problems and if we want to fix society we need to destroy the patriarchy which binds them too (and this patriarchy is as often enforced by women as it is men).
>>832411An online situationship? That's not any -ship. You just have a penpal.
>>832412I know bro, I cooked up this entire "romance" in my head just because she was a lil bit nice to me. I feel like absolute shit right now, I must look like some fucking serial killer or creepy stalker to her right now.
God why am I such a pathetic autistic FUCK….
>>832411>parasocialEither she's really stupid or you're really stupid.
>>832411>>832413These things happen, you have low social skills, take it as a leaning experience on what not to do in the future.
>>832417There probably won't be another time bro, this whole Love thing is beautiful but extremely painful at the same time. I'm not strong enough to deal with it again. When the Sun sets no candle can replace its light..
>>832418>loveCmon, get real, have you even met her?
>>832423More importantly did you bang her?
>>832418Nevertheless, it's a night that ends, as all nights end, when the sun rises.
>>832413At least you're aware unlike that other anon.
>>832423You're right anon. I never truly knew or loved her real self, just this idealized version of her and us my delusional mind created. I didn't treat her as a fellow human being, but rather as some kind of angelic and kind figure that would save me from my sad and miserable life with her love. I thought that shit was romantic or chivalrous but now I realize it's just a kinder form of misogyny, I'm still an incel chud after all.
My only consolation is that at least I gave my very best this time and didn't pussy out like in past experiences…
>>832456
that's already happening tho. there's no real difference between castration and all these incel men not having sex. it all leads to the same result.
>>832456
uyghurfaggot mods deleting truthnukes.
>>832451>>832413>>832411My suicide is cancelled. I just texted her saying that I was sorry for acting so weird and obsessive and that if she forgave me I'd never do something like that ever again.
She said it was fine and that I could continue talking to her as long as I tone down my excessive displays of affection.
I dunno if we're truly ok and back in good terms but at least I didn't lose her forever like I feared. I've given a new chance and for that I'm really grateful.
what is the girl from the improv classes up to anyway? did the anons mom abduct her yet and shackle her in the basement?
>>832519you think he will share some pics of their wedding?
>>832411>She told me to calm down and that she can't deal with my parasocial feelings right nowend it, you never had anything going on to begin with and also i would never even message anyone who talks like this.
>>832516Write her a poem and send it to her real address.
>>832516end whatever bullshit you have going on, it's a waste of time, she will never reciprocate, in fact she thinks you're a little gremlin living on her computer and phone without the consistency of a real human being, you have less chance than people that have been friendzoned, because at least they're human beings that exist.
>>832326dates are fun, anon, i would kill to have a tight date schedule like that.
>>832534You should kill him and pretend to be him.
>>832534You should kill his dated and pretend to be them.
>>832391decriminalized sex work is the cure to inceldom, remove the gay moralism and it is literally two consenting adults engaging in a business transaction. Interesting how some Radfems and conservatives have the same stance on this issue
>>832536>>832537what if I kill YOU instead, huh? would you like that?
>>832554Ok, ok you made your point. But would killing us improve your dating chances? That's the real question. I doubt it would but you never know. Don't kill me though.
I noticed board activity drops sharply during Friday evenings, which makes me suspect you are all fakecels.
>>832562It's even slower Saturday.
>>832516 (me)
Now she's the one who texted apologizing to me. She said yesterday was a bad day for her and she just got surprised and overwhelmed by my messages (we're both awkward and autistic in case it wasn't obvious enough).
Both of us overreacted but we cool now, I spent the next 2 hours chatting with her, it's been weeks since we talked for so long.
I still love her with all my heart but I'm done with the yearning and hopeless romantic bit, it's not healthy for her not for me. I'll keep things more casual and friendly from now on and see what happens next with no rush.
Either way, Love WON today.
>>832562It's because si/b/eria is mostly jewish and everyone is preparing for shabbat and contemplating God.
>>832562uygha the only time I'm celibate is when my goddess is being a sadistic bitch. Never suggested otherwise. I literally spent an hour last night planning how the hell I'm going to handle three or four casual partners next weekend
I only have sex with two of them.
>>832415>Sex and Relationships General - Either she's stupid or you're stupidOP quote this as the motto for next thread.
>>832583What if theyre both stupid?
>>831344DAILY REMINDER that wet pussy taste is just the same as you picking your nose.
Search your heart, you know it to be true.
>>832587Noses are salty while pussys are bitter. Not a good comparison.
I missed out on teen love so i hate all women and feel justified in doing so
>>832644I do resent women a little bit. I wish I'd been a Chad instead of what I am but I don't feel like changing because it would be too much work for little gain. Or at least I think so.
>>832644anon that is very stupid but at least you understand yourself
>>831497Date canceled. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
>>831855>>831909You don’t understand my situation, I feel that my helicopter parents have kept me in a honestly too “comfortable” situation (even though I have a drivers license and can drive, my mother often drives me to class, and insists on always coming with me even when I am driving, just to give an idea of the extent of the helicopter parenting). This doesn't give me the inspiration to do anything on my own, as it is really depressing that they treat me like a 12 year old when I am in my early 20s, and this feeling of perpetual childhood has essentially retarded my social skills (and made my aspergers worse), no pun intended. And I am honestly sort of lazy and was fine with mooching off my parents forever until I got my crush on the cute girl from the theatre class and started wanting a girlfriend. I know it will probably never be her, but my crush on her has given me the inspiration to live on my own and get a girlfriend. So my plan is to get independent as soon as possible (probably after I graduate college in the spring of 2028), and force myself to do everything on my own and improve my social skills so I can successfully get a girlfriend. I am either going to get a small studio while I am in my history masters program, and possibly get some low-level academic job at a library, to help pay the rent so I am not just mooching off my parents (this will mean I may have to do my masters part time and it could take a year or two longer to complete), and see if I can get a girlfriend at the next university due being independent and having better social skills. Once I get my history masters degree I will teach history at a community college, and if I don’t have a girlfriend yet, I will probably have to go on dating sites to get one. This is because I understand that is the only route that will be realistic for me after university is over, as trying to date female community college instructors would probably get myself fired, lol. Or I could give up on academia and take the embarrassing route of getting a low-end retail job (probably a barista) out of college, and start trying to date female baristas (they probably would be more open to this then community college instructors, but it is still a little risky, lol), or just go for online dating and see if some girl clicks on my profile, lol.
>>831956I know it sounds cringey, but pretending to be worried about bombing a test (I may have really bombed that test, but I am doing so well in that class I can afford to have one test go poorly and still get an A), was the only way I could coverup how nervous I was (my heart was pounding out of my chest, lol) going up to her for fear of embarrassing myself, lol. Because she was fine with me saying hi to her, I will not be anywhere near as nervous next time I say hi to her, and I plan on asking her something like “what are you studying”, to see if she gives a more in-depth response then just “fine”, and to actually start some serious small talk that could create a real conversation. If I can pull that off successfully, then maybe I can create a minor friendship with her, that could potentially evolve into a major friendship, which could possibly evolve into a full-blown relationship. However, if I am never able to have serious small talk/real conversations with her and all I get is just her saying ”fine” in any possible future interactions this semester. Then next semester I will sadly give up trying to talk to her, and just focus on achieving my long term plans to get independent and get a girlfriend after I graduate college.
>>832654nothing comes from nothing. As much as each generation likes to think itself as the pinacle and their elders as out of touch, they're ultimately the product of what and who came before them. Dialectics in motion.
I recently powered up an older kindle fire that I hadn't powered on since sometime in 2024 and I got to say that I'm glad that I had saved some porn on it. A lot of it came from this imageboard. A lot of pictures of some chick named Rose Beck who I find attractive in a sort of slutty chubby chick sort of way. There's also some hot 3d porn involving Cassie, Sonya and dickgirl Sindel. I really like those videos.
Small Update: Date with the Tunisian went extremely well despite me running on 4 hours of sleep and three double espressos during the day, almost hit my head at some of the Lab equipment at work while falling asleep. I cancelled the next day date with the Argentine chick just to recover from the week. But she hasn't even looked at the message so she would have probably flaked anyway I guess. Doesn't help that it would have been in the city over. Also I confused the dates of the comedy show anyway like a total retard (it's actually on Monday) or the website is gaslighting me and they moved it. So I would have to have proposed a vastly inferior alternative.
Japanese chick is still on tomorrow.
Also the platonic Colombian has asked me whether I am free on Wednesday.
>>832752Update us when you bang
>>832752Or dont, we are not that keen on hearing.
>>832761>>832764Why so Tsundere?
>>832701>A lot of pictures of some chick named Rose Beck who I find attractive in a sort of slutty chubby chick sort of wayCan't say that and not post, anon. Exquisite taste, nothing beats a thicc and sensual chick
Found myself in a love triangle with my trans friend and this cute af enbie. Not sure which of us they like better ;_; I thought it was my friend, but she's fumbling hard, met months ago and never even asked them out. In the meanwhile I've become single.
>>832816moar. looks kinda like this girl I hooked up with on a work trip
>>832816>300x527>300x534>281x500AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
99% of dating critiques are projection from one gender to the other. If you take them as a confession they make much more sense than as issues.
>t. a man who monkey-branched to someone he met while relationship was going south
>>832875Yet another man-whore Chad humble bragging.
>>832952>man-whoreSour grapes.
>>832875My favorite part of the gender wars is browsing Reddit subs where people complain about their partners as if it's anything but a self-own on their part
>any other ladies stuck with a useless man who won't stop shitting and pissing himself while he's playing on his switch 16 hours a day??? we've been married for 12 years, should i get a divorce???>my wife cheated on me 3 times with different coworkers but this latest time she said she was really sorry and said she'd go to couples therapy. i know she's really changed this time, i'm so happy we've worked things out >>833041And they usually have two kids with a third on the way.
>>833041Sounds like classic cases of sunk cost fallacy shit.
I have had like 3 relationships, 2 long-term implode because of political differences. Fuck this shit where can I find radical lefty women without becoming a creep that is poaching within org spaces? This shit fucking sucks. And don't fucking start with fucking revolutionary ascetism Lenin was quite hypocritical about this shit and don't tell me about fucking polyshit. It's already hard enough to maintain a single partnership, trying ti meet all needs, intimate or emotional, as a fucking proleslave.
>>833091
I thought that the meme was that lefty women have all colonizer bfs while conservative women all have past ethnic bfs before they turned into pickme grifters.
>>833092All women want BBÇ and it's not even a meme at this point.
>>833094damn that's crazy
>>833096Tell me, how is a white boi supposed to compete with BBÇ in 2026?
>>833089>and don't tell me about fucking polyshit. It's already hard enough to maintain a single partnershipI assumed a collectivist would have more intuition about how more people can make many things easier to maintain.
>>833099Even black men can't compete with BBÇ. It's getting bleak.
theyfab pussy hits different
>>833204Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
t. has two (2) themdoms with pussies
>>833089>where can I find radical lefty women without becoming a creep that is poaching within org spaces?Then do it in a non creepy way?
Just came home from the third first date, the one with the Argentine chick from Bumble, she sent me a voice note after all and we put the date on Monday and did something else.
Unfortunately she was not as attractive as her pics suggested, she also had bad breath, (I fell for the MySpace angle lol). We had some convo, I was respectful but since we met up in the evening and I could excuse myself to catch my train pretty early and break it off.
3 first dates done. Burned a bit of cash. No actual action, no pussy apart from some cheek kisses despite me always trying to escalate physically when I had the opportunity. The Japanese girl isn't responding, despite the date literally going from museum, to walking, to café, to restaurant/bar and she actually paid some of the shit, the Argentine I will delete. Was planning to write some more long-form raw and authentic stories of how they went down, more in detail, for general entertainment and the thread because some funny shit happened but now I just feel like shit and burnt out. Will try to message a the Tunisian again and see how she responds I got another match from someone and I added her, first actual explicit leftist girl, but she told me she'll let me know by the end of the week (so I likely already am the second option anyway). The Colombian is being an annoying bitch. I have no idea what she is doing. She always wants to meet up in the early afternoon and then has something else to do in the evening. It's not a language exchange, because we are always defaulting to Spanish. It's not a date because she immediately blocks of all romantic initiatives and it's not really a friendship because I am explicitly not being let in to integrate in her wider local friend group or participate in their activities, usually something people do when they genuinely want to keep you as a friend. I have already told her won't be available this week and will just let it die, making up excuses for not being free if she comes back again.
So no pussy so far. Such is life as a hetmoid.
>>833326>wahhh i spent my money and they didn't touch my penisGet a prostitute buddy, that's what you're looking for. They can smell the desperation on you. You're clearly physically attractive to get a lot of matches on apps as a straightoid, but you act like an autist with redpill PUAslop as your special interest and it dries em up. Should have just bagged the fatty with bad breath.
>>833343>bagged the fattyNah, since we were at the neighboring town and she lived as an au-pair with a host family it would have meant to spend another 80-100 bucks on a hotel room just to have some regretful sexo. I don't mind the occasional torta but the breath simply was the total dealbreaker.
fr, if your goal is actually just pussy, then you're an idiot if you play the dating game. in fact, you're an asshole if you play the dating game and just want to get laid. just go to the horny community, be a decent person, get vetted and drown in genitalia.
zero dating apps required. went from virgin to juggling in like three months.
>>833388<humans are gross!valid opinion i guess
>>833417> just go to the horny community,Fetlife?
>>833419>I have no idea what she is doing.Have you tried asking?
How do you even trust people in this day and age of tea-app and whatever shit? I mean we're all here just shooting the shit under the guise of anonymity. How do you send digital communications to people of a sexual nature and trust they're not going to try to character assassinate you with it like years later? People are too fucked up nowadays for me to trust anyone.
>>833424Nice, kinda confusing that you would even have to do that when you already met on the premise of being fuck-buddies, but nice reiterating it worked out.
Man I don't know how to have casual sexual relationships with women. I don't get how to even do short-term dating, or whatever. I mean I deeply care about all of the people I befriend. Like men and women have all told me their deepest darkest secrets, usually like before I barely knew them at all. My first roommate, first night we hung out, he told me about how he got molested by his rabbi, how his last roommate who was a chick, he pestered into pity sex and then it got awkward and then she moved out, how he questioned his sexuality, and tried to go to go to a gay bar, but then he got cold feet before he stepped through the door. Anyway, it was an awkward experience and I gave my notice after the first month. At the end of the whole thing, I asked him "like, why did you tell me all that like literally the first time we hung out?" and he said "I dunno, you seemed trustworthy." At least two women told me they got raped in the first week I met them as well. I don't know, I'm just an emotional tampon, just there for trauma dumping. I'm not even mad at it, I love people, I love all of them and will remember them forever, but it's not very conducive to having relationships with women where they don't get overly attached.
>>833433I'll try to remember to reply properly when I have some time, but yeah, the emotional tampon point is something a friend noticed was happening to me and gave me a qrd, because it happens to them a lot.
>>833434I mean, I don't want to say it's just a gendered issue. It happens to me with men too, but I don't want to fuck men so it's not an issue there.
>>833426>tfw spent hours and hours getting good at eating pussy only for most normie women to prefer their vibratorMaybe I should find women looking for munches on fetlife lol
I have met more women that liked getting choked out then getting eaten out. Unironically, a lot of women have sadly internalized cunnilingus as an act of submission that gives them the ick. No, it's not because of my skills.
>>833482that just means you're terrible at oral sex and your partners pity you over that so they never tell you. step up your game, sweaty, and women will stop picking their vibes over you.
>>833417>horny communityAre you another lgbtanon trying to give horrible advice to straights, not knowing what you are talking about? Fetish communities are even more gender-imbalanced than non-fetish events or your average dating apps. You are average straight swinger has a strict no single guys bring your own women policy.
Pretty much, yeah! It is incredibly petty.
The first time "our" Rick (Rick C-137) encounters Interdimensional Cable in Season 1, he mentions he modified the cable box using "crystallized zanthanite". Later, when they track down Rick Prime's secret bases, it's revealed that Rick Prime was the one harvesting and using that exact multiversal material to power his hideouts and his reality-erasing weapons.
So in a hilariously cynical twist, the multiversal breakthrough that Rick Prime used to wage a infinite war against himself and wipe Diane from existence was ultimately scaled down by our Rick to do something incredibly mundane: hijack TV signals so he could sit on the couch and watch absurd alien commercials.
It perfectly sums up the show's vibe—the most advanced, tragic, and terrifying technology in the multiverse is ultimately used to watch "Ball Fondlers" and "Strawberry Smiggles".
Do you want to know how they actually resolved the whole Rick Prime storyline, or are you happier just knowing how petty the science ended up being?
Yes and no—it depends on who you ask. In the show's lore, there is actually a massive philosophical debate over whether "our" Rick (C-137) or Rick Prime is the true "Rickest Rick."
On platforms like Reddit, opinions among fans are heavily split on who deserves the title:
• The Case for Rick Prime: He is completely sociopathic, holds zero emotional attachment to anyone, and genuinely believes nothing matters. He was also the very first Rick to invent portal travel. Former co-creator Justin Roiland stated that if the "Rickest Rick" is defined by a complete lack of empathy and humanity, then Rick Prime is the true winner.
• The Case for Our Rick (C-137): He is the ultimate survivor, the creator of the Citadel, and the smartest active force in the multiverse. However, because C-137 actually cares about his family and acts out of immense love and grief, Rick Prime mocks him as a "Wife Guy". Co-creator Dan Harmon has argued that the true "Rickest Rick" is actually whoever is the second Rickest Rick (C-137), because pure detachment leaves you with a character who has no reason to do anything at all.
Ultimately, our Rick is the most definitive Rick because he has the grit, adaptability, and emotional drive to build an empire out of revenge—even if he isn't the most "purely evil" version of himself.
Speaking of designations, did you know that the Morty we follow isn't actually C-137's biological grandson? Do you want to know whose grandson he actually is?
Ian Cardoni is the new voice actor for Rick Sanchez, taking over the role starting with Season 7.
Key Details on the Recasting
• The New Voice: Cardoni is a Boston-area actor and voice artist known for work on shows like Krapopolis and Rock Paper Scissors, as well as promotional voiceovers for WWE and Syfy.
• Partner in Crime: Harry Belden stepped in as the new voice of Morty Smith.
• Why Two Actors? Showrunners decided to split the roles rather than having one person voice both characters to ease the intense vocal strain and help future-proof the show.
• Fan Reaction: Opinions on Reddit and social media are mixed-to-positive—many viewers noted that Cardoni sounds remarkably close to Justin Roiland after an episode or two, though others felt subtle differences in cadence and delivery.
Would you like to hear a bit about how Season 7 addressed the change (or didn't address it), or are you good leaving the show in the past?
>>833423sexting and sending nudes is retarded, yes
>>833495Dont inturrupt me asshole,
>>833486Nah, this is so cap just like "women only like their vibe if your d-game is weak". Had a few partners who liked it a lot. Most women are just terrible at asking for what they want and
>>833485 is right.
>>833423>and trust they're not going to try to character assassinate you with it like years later?uhh keep the convos on your end as well and make sure your interlocutors are 18+ at least
>>832690>I know it sounds cringeyi don't think it's cringey, it's just downright funny that you spent months posting long rants about this fated meeting and the minute you actually got there you're like "kay thx bye". this is actual comedy, mate. keep posting.
>>833485>I have met more women that liked getting choked out then getting eaten out.usually the women who are into getting eaten out are the ones that like to do the choking, but it's not a hard and fast rule, and it depends on the kind of relationship, sometimes roles are fluid
In Rick and Morty, there is no canonical scene or line of dialogue where Rick Sanchez explicitly compares or shares his stance on "women liking being choked out versus eaten out."
While Rick frequently drops highly inappropriate, sexually explicit, and nihilistic comments regarding his own bizarre alien fetishes (such as his past relationship with the hivemind Unity), this specific sexual comparison does not exist in the show's scripts.
The closest the show gets to these topics are completely separate instances:
• Regarding choking: In the episode "Raising Gazorpazorp," Rick is choked by a female Gazorpian and sarcastically asks, "What's the opposite of Wubba Lubba Dub Dub?" Users on Reddit have historically debated whether this implied Rick personally enjoyed the act, but it had nothing to do with a commentary on women's preferences.
• Regarding women's pleasure: Rick generally displays a misanthropic or dismissive attitude toward traditional romance and human relationships, famously ranting that love is just a chemical reaction that forces animals to breed.
If you are thinking of a specific breakdown or a graphic comparison of these two acts, it is highly likely from a fan-made parody, a meme, or a deepfake voice clip on TikTok or YouTube rather than the actual Adult Swim series.
Are you trying to track down a specific meme video or fan-made animation where you heard this? If you remember any other details from the clip, I can help you identify it.
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>>833502>uhh keep the convos on your end as well and make sure your interlocutors are 18+ at leastI don't date woman under 18 or even 18 as well. Why would you assume that. The problem I'm talking about is more likely to increase the older they are. It's the older women who are more likely to try and put your whole life on blast on their doxxing groups.
>>833495Yeah I don't, and I feel uncomfortable when women start trying to talk sexual in texts because I don't want to write any of that shit to them because I don't trust them.
>>833508And this whole "if you got nothing to hide, what are you afraid of?" fucking shtick. Nah dude I don't want my private conversations posted up for the whole internet with my name and face attached. I think that is a normal expectation that normal human beings have, but it has become normal among womankind.
Little voice in my head telling me to GTFO and apply for an English-speaking Master's program at Tsinghua, PKU, Fundan or Jiato Tong SH is getting louder.
>>833508>Why would you assume that.i didnt, i'm just saying that the 99% people who have their life ruined by a spicy chat log leak are literal groomers, and even then, they often manage anyway by accusing their interlocutors of leading them on or whatever and nothing really happens.
>>833513It doesn't have to mean my life is ruined. I don't want my private chats put out for the whole internet with my name and face attached. And the reaction to these doxxing shit they do I've seen, when nothing untoward has happened at all tells me that it really doesn't matter what you say. You try to share any kind of intimate details or "vulnerability" and these bitches are going to put it up online to try and get one over on you and belittle you.
>>830112>>830256>>832106>Disgusting and Disturbing>Raped>AbusedI dont get why they make it seem like the worst thing in the world. I had a relationship with my teacher and I never felt it was wrong. Like its some taboo that must be maintained for whatever reason. I still miss her after I graduated but she ended it saying she wanted me to find a woman my own age and she was too old to have a family. She was not that old and I would have married her if she accepted. Our principal and a couple other teachers kinda felt something was going on but it was more like "nice." curiosity.
"nerdy woman" is a worst kind of person you can date, if she calls herself nerdy. They want a relationship like they seen on video games, movies, Series. They are too antisocial and shut in with no social skills, they cant understand Real life responsibility. Like bitch i have a work, friends and thinks to do outside i cant facetime you 7/24 and play shits im not a shut in unemployed loser with no friends or no life like you. That woman always called me bitching about why im not home to facetime her, because her social battery was always low and didnt want to go outside. She break up with me when i didnt open her calls while i was in my party meeting. class-unconscious bitch.
>>833517I sleep well knowing that for every teacher sex scandal, there are 20 that go unnoticed.
>>831786Moving out is a silly idea relative to our current economy. Western society prior to the second world war and neoliberalism had a trend of young adults living with parents. Moving out will not necessarily help you with anything social. What will? Talk to strangers in your classes, on campus, if the opportunity presents itself. I'm currently studying a masters, plan to go into academia, I'm a very horny man, so I am not attempting any relationships to keep myself focused, albeit I need to improve looks, income, socially and so forth before I ever make another move on a lady again, far as I am concerned. Best of luck anon.
>>833540>>831786Also treat your parents kindly since they are supporting you. Do not ask to help with moving out, a waste of their money, just continue to stay at home. Do the damn masters, work that job you want. I plan to do a PhD so I can work in academia. Worst mistakes of my life has been getting too caught up with being infatuated over a lady, a man's capacity to love and his libidio, this shit can ruin your education and future if you let it. You want to socialise? Socialise within and between your classes. Not everything has to be some perfect uni life, you are here to get ahead in your life, a future for yourself.
>>831786>>833540 (me)
>>833544 (me)
One more thing, your classmate, her saying "fine" seems apathetic, that she does not show interest. I want you to take this into mind, as mammals when it comes to sexual selection, same applies to humans, men "compete" for access, and the women allows access (all consensually). A woman will make it clear to you that she is interested, if she wants a relationship, she will try to form it, as in show she is interested and expect you to then take the iniative. Natural progression, and an organic formation is good. Boundaries are important, no means no. Very simply, you do not need to try to get a girlfriend, let a woman come to you, and then respond. No point in wasting your time or energy, on something that a woman would put effort to, and then you can place effort after the fact.
>>832690Lad you are too infatuated with this woman, heed my advice and forget about her. Thinking of her has already changed you, not for the better. You do not need to be better for a lady, you need to think of your own future. You were happy and fine before, this woman comes in and now you are thinking "I must change and be more adult". You are only in your early 20s, your parents clearly love you, you will always be their child, your parent's parents likely treat them too in a similiar way. Be very careful about changing your uni just to get away, if you know how things work, like the university and staff and so on, stay there. If your parents are willing to help you with your future, I'd advise to continue after a masters to a PhD, university teaching (and a bit of research) will get your more money, also respectable (women like both). You are thinking with your dick throughout all of this and not your brain.
>>833556>>833557>>833563I stay away from that "law & crime" sensationalism because I hate moralists and I guilttrip knowing I had a good time while these women get their lives ruined. I got lucky people around me were chill. It felt really hot being the special guy while everyone in class was oblivious and I kept it that way because the last people I want knowing are jelly kids and parents. I would tell how we got it going but I dont want to reveal anything that can lead to 2 and 2 being put together. We always had fun at her place and it was awesome. She treated me like a real person and after a couple of times the taboo effect of fucking an older woman wore off. It was like having an older girlfriend that you had to keep secret but I really fell in love with her and it was the closest to having a wife for a couple years. I dated afterwards and chicks fell short of her even though she never married, she was exquisite wife material.
>>833515seems like a bit unfounded tbh, like there's no harm in sexting a willing partner, and like i said, i've seen "lefties" online just completely skirt blatant grooming behavior, logs and all. your sexting partner has much more to lose than you do by revealing salacious messages. just keep a log around and use telegram or whatever which allows you to delete messages on THEIR end.
>>833580>seems like a bit unfounded tbh, like there's no harm in sexting a willing partner, and like i said, i've seen "lefties" online just completely skirt blatant grooming behavior, logs and all. your sexting partner has much more to lose than you do by revealing salacious messages. just keep a log around and use telegram or whatever which allows you to delete messages on THEIR end.No that is not how that works and would you stop mentioning "grooming" and underage because that has nothing to do with what I was saying. I fucking already said in multiple replies and you keep mentioning pedophilia you fucking retard.
>>833582>No that is not how that works and would you stop mentioning "grooming" and underage because that has nothing to do with what I was saying.oooofff the lady doth protest too much, why would they try to ruin your life with sexts, are you cheating, are you soliciting, are you coercing your underling, or are you a pedophile? she might even be legally liable for leaking depending on where you are right now, so what exactly is your concern here
>>833586Look, you are a faggot who has never talked with a woman. You take your hormones to be a woman and etc. I wish you the best. But you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>833587lmfao so it's the pedophile portion?
>>833588>lmfao so it's the pedophile portion?What in the fuck are you talking about? Nobody has ever touched your feminine penis but yourself.
>>833589i'm asking what exactly do they have over you other than texts and pictures that has you so worked up, so is that it? are you a pedophile?
>>833591The irony is you prove the faggotry of most males assigned at birth plus females assigned at birth.
>>833592the incel pedophile brain when cornered can only muster something about "muh transhumanists", it's true.
>>833593Nothing I ever said had anything to do with pedophilia, I already refuted you once, I don't know how many times you want it. In reality I will stomp your skull and detach your neck faggot. You should die.
>>833594>I already refuted you oncei literally asked you what do they have over you outside of sexts lol, you know it's a crime to leak private convos with the intent of harming, right? unless your convos are illegal to begin with.
>>833596you live in fear of friends and family learning you are a pedophile, seems like someone else is going to get stomped eventually
>>833598We'll all be stomping you together. It will be a community occasion.
We should legalise rape, for revolutionary purposes.
>>833601You know, whatever aspersions you cast, you are still you, and I am still me. You understand your position in the world. Nobody likes you. You are a disgusting reject from human society.
>>833603>and I am still me.a pedophile who lives in constant fear of getting their shit leaked and their life ruined, like you so graciously overshared with us
>>833604I'm going to give my analysis off of limited info:
I think young, maybe early 20s, a faggot who thinks he is still interested in woman? How close am I to the mark?
>>833604you are SUCH a fucking LOSER bruh GO AWAY
Simply baffled that there is a person, likely a member LGBT community ITT, who thinks that exposed sexting by a vindictive het partner, even if it was between consenting adults, can't be used to blackmail or destroy one's reputation when entire careers are being destroyed over non-sexual private messages these days.
I guess when you are a sheltered lgbtoid that has nothing to lose and have spent all your existence in a hypersexual online community you end up being out of touch like this.
The tough act is honestly pretty funny considering you came here bawling your eyes out about how you live in constant fear lmfao, it is I who needs to watch out, sure
>>833608It CAN but it's also illegal, if they were to leak my fucking penis, which to be fair, only one person has it, they would literally go to jail for harassment because it's typified as such, it doesn't matter that I am a male and she's a woman or whatever, it goes both ways. On plenty of legal jurisdictions, the person doing the leaking has a lot more to lose, legally and probably even morally, UNLESS they have something really huge on you. Yet people here are convinced that women are serpentine creatures plotting their partners or former partners destruction and would just freely share intimate moments of themselves, to some alleged harm which none of you can coherently specify. How many times have you seen these leaks harm anyone unless they involve grooming or coercion? Like literally name one event where this has happened? It's usually the inverse, the male partner doing the leaking, often incriminating themselves while doing so.
>>833614You made a legit point about blackmail then proceeded to have an autistic meltdown axting like a badass on tge internet and even though the other anon was in the wrong to start this, at this point Im starting to believe you might actually be a pedophile.
>>833619Why should I care? I'm not trying to win you over or any of you other losers.
Nothing I could possibly say here could change you all dying of a self-asphyxiation accident to AI slop anime porn.
>>833612>It CAN but it's also illegal, if they were to leak my fucking penis, which to be fair, only one person has it, they would literally go to jailJust laughed out loud. Imagine unironically thinkinb things that are crimes on paper, especially iffy ones that deal with privacy, get prosecuted without someone engaging in an extremely costly legal process after the damage has already been done. Literally every girl over the age of 14 has a private chatroom with female friend group where they share private messages, pictures and details of the men they are fucking or not fucking. You sound like an alien who just landed on planet earth after learning about our planet from movies or something.
>>833619not the same poster buddy
If women don't have to work hard or sacrifice to find a partner, men shouldn't have to either. Equality.
>>833639weird hypothetical but w/e
Is there a medical description for being that much of an autist that you ended up learning 10 foreign languages to fluency in your little neet cave via the Internet because the only way you can find a female companion in the first place is via engaging in an elaborated masking technique that consists of learning a foreign language to fluency and communicating with foreign women where they confuse your autist (mis)communication style and ideosyncracies for national differences and cross-cultural artefacts and not a symptom of neurodivergence?
Something like hyperfunctionality or something?
>>833639Socialists reject equality.
>attractive woman who works at the pharmacy at the store I work at
>Never had a chance with her anyway also she has a kid so don't really want her
>One of the managers at the store previously cheated on his wife
>This lady is dating him
Although I don't want her, this situation still makes me really angry. Why do women do this? I won't feel bad if she gets cheated on despite how nice she is.
>>833639The reason women don't "have to" is because game theory. Men easily "give up" sex to almost any woman who approach them, while women don't. Men are at inherent disadvantage because their "brothers" (mainly the more attractive ones) offer women what they want for very little in return.
Its like you're playing football/soccer and you have 3 team members who always try to score in your own goal. No wonder it's hard to win the game.
There are two possible solutions :
1) Regulate the behavior of women. As was done throughout history and even today in Islamic and other conservative societies.
2) Regulate the behavior of men. Punish men for promoscuous behavior and sex before marriage and adultery.
>>8337223) Dont be an offputting incel.
>>833722why wouldn't we regulate the behavior of women? as leftists it's our duty to fight injustice and inequality in society. sexual inequality is extremely prevalent and we need to challenge women to behave in a more equitable way. only a social fascist thinks the current stratified state of things is acceptable.
Lesbian wives desperate for a baby…
They invite a Black Bull to “help” them conceive. One becomes the cuckoldress. The other takes every drop while her wife watches.
>>833734maybe if we regulate moids into not being creeps and rapists then femoids will eventually sleep with them
>>833736You just got to teach them to have rizz. Maybe good genetics would help.
>>833736can you prove that being a creep/rapist correlates with low sexual market value? because from my understanding women actually fetishize creeps/rapists as long as he's hot/rich. thats exactly the problem with sexual inequality, that it's literally not fair and doing "antisocial" behavior like violence against women is actually BETTER for your sexual success than being meek and shy and keeping to yourself. so many stories about women getting pressured into a relationship/marriage just because the guy was pushy or threatening and then they just "learn to love him." meanwhile the guy who never asks women out because he doesn't wanna be a bother is the dude dying of loneliness. my girl friends all report this same shit, most of them didn't lose their virginity to a guy they loved, they lost it to a guy who pressured them into dating him when they were a vulnerable 15-16 year old, and then that guy goes on to have dozens of sexual partners because his behavior is never punished and in fact is rewarded by female psychology.
>>833721He is in a position of hierachy over her and has been pre-selected by other women as a mate. That's all the monkey brain needs to know.
>>833739a truly brutal bp, most normies will recoil at this or deny it ever happens thoughbeit
>>833739>most of them didn't lose their virginity to a guy they loved, they lost it to a guy who pressured them into dating him when they were a vulnerable 15-16 year old, and then that guy goes on to have dozens of sexual partners because his behavior is never punished and in fact is rewarded by female psychology.hence the necessity for moid regulation thank your girls for proving my point
>>833650I believe it's called 300 autism score
>>833745you can "regulate" moid behavior till the heat death of the universe but men will continue doing what works precisely because it works. if you want them to stop doing it maybe you should stop sleeping with abusers. all the shittiest dirtbags I know have no trouble getting women. one of them was my friend in college and sent me nudes of the girl I had a crush on to prove to me that he'd slept with her. total blackpilling moment. it totally recontextualized every interaction i'd had with her up to that point bc being the pure virgin that i was i thought she was interested in me showing up at our place frequently, when she really was obsessed with my friend and blowing up his phone while he was sleeping with a different girl every few days. if women actually "rewarded" good behavior from "respectful" moids maybe we wouldn't be talking about a generational male virginity crisis while the same abusive chads and psychopathic billionaires have 20 baby mamas.
>>833748Wow if the shittiest dirtbags get women you should have no problem getting an infinite amount pussy, so why are you being so pathetic on a morrocan leather wallet crafting board
>>833751literally all you know about me is that i post on leftypol and don't have sex, what makes you assume i'm a dirtbag? the leftypol posting? or the lack of sex?
The bull has been apprehanded for knowingly spreading AIDS to unsuspexting couples and victims are believed to be in the hundreds. The prosecutors will likely seek the death penalty and under new US laws, the execution is expected to be livestreamed.
>>833755its kind of funny/sad seeing the way every woman looks back on school fondly(omg i made so many friends i did so many projects school was so fuuuun) while every guy has lifelong trauma from school. lol.
>>833752Because you're defending patriarchy hard, which is ironic since you don't get any of its supposed benefits. You live in a world led by rich men, who supposedly get all the women because they have the power and the wealth and the capacity to force them, and then instead of rising up against that you complain about "female psychology". It's quite literally cuck mentality from someone who defends something he understands as an oppressive system.
>>833757how am I defending patriarchy? womens behavior is itself a part of patriarchy. I'm actively criticizing it and suggesting it needs to be challenged. how the fuck am I, a sexless lefty chud, supposed to rise up against the patriarchy of the dating scene? by proudly remaining sexless? the more I talk about it and criticize it, the more I get called a jealous incel who can't get girls, when fundamentally my complaint is about the dating practices themselves. the way women fetishize dominance, aggression, etc is also an application of patriarchy. patriarchy is not just "when men do stuff" it's an entire framework and system of behavior that everyone falls into. you cannot fight against it as a lone individual, all you can do is attempt to convince others to treat you better, and they'll still call you a incel chud and make fun of you anyway because you lack validation from the opposite sex for not having an extremely specific set of traits.
>>833757It's not rich men and you know it. It's attractive men.
>>833768In what universe someone like Elon Musk is attractive?
>>833768it's both tbqh. money is a stat multiplier for attractiveness. elon musk is legit obese and ugly and looks like a goblin but he has 15 baby mamas. asmongold is like top 10 ugliest human beings in history and has an endless harem of asian girlfriends clout chasing off him. it really is easy mode if you have money even if you're ugly because for every 10 principled women who wouldn't date them there's 1 thot that doesn't give a shit and will do anything for money.
>>833757How does them being men change anything? If they were women instead, would anything be fundamentally different?
How does a vagina feel like?
>>833775Feels warm and slippery. At first it's tight even if lubricated but it quickly gets loose enough your penis or fingers just glide through no problem. Since there's no pressure like from your hand it takes a bit longer to reach climax from the penis compared to masturbation. It feels good to insert it whole because it stimulates the base and to insert it shallow because it stimulates the head (the entrance is the tightest point), doesn't feel as good thrusting from the middle of the penis. You can't really feel the cervix as a hard wall so you can hurt it without noticing.
I imagine a lubricated fleshlight would feel similar enough except for the initial tightness.
>>833775suck in your mouth/cheeks and then add some slime/saliva and its basically like that.
thats what femcels tell me anyway im a virgin.
>>833779That's a good description but you can only feel it with your fingers. Your penis won't feel the texture.
>>833784Unusually based image
I've got my cock just resting in the palm of my hand right now.
>>833787yeah the "malewife" trope isn't real it's kinda just a meme. women know exactly what they're doing when they post that stuff.
>>833789It's a BBÇ.
Does that scare you at all?
>>833806okay but did he have to imitate sucking the dick himself i feel like thats a bit TOO gay even for LTG
I hate people on dating apps and they deserve to get cheated on. Treat people callously like a list of options, and they should get that behavior back. This doesn't change when they finally "commit" to what they thought was the best item on the menu. I will never have a relationship more serious than a hookup off the apps again, and if it goes somewhere I'll just cheat on em and they deserve it for shopping around instead of choosing me outright.
>>833736Women think that a guy who just looks at them and is ugly is creepy even if they're not doing anything.
>>833806Holy shit what a loser, people watch this guy??
>>833826idk if people watch him anymore but he'll always be remembered for the kill yourself now meme
>>833823most people in general dont pay close attention to other people. your line of thinking is projection of how you feel about yourself and imagining that all people think that way about you.
someone post bait, im too lazy to
>>833623No reason why you can't both be pedophiles tbh
>>833622I asked for a single example of someone's life being deliberately ruined by a woman leaking intimate conversations, and I've yet to get one. The inverse is usually true, men tend to leak private conversations and intimate pictures of their partner all the time, though it's less to "ruin someone's life" and more because they just flat out don't give a fuck about their partners and lowkey see them as objects, sometimes they even sell the pictures for chump change. At any point I've seen plenty of men get into legal trouble for leaking intimate pictures, the inverse is also true. I know the burgerreich is a backwards place, so it depends on where you are I guess.
>>833943it's so fucking funny that the slightest criticism to women always come with a thousand of warnings;
Just took a huge hit from the crack pipe
>>833948that's nice, wrong thread though
>>833948With your partner I hope? If it was solo you've got the wrong thread.
>>833944Gender equality is good but it's becoming increasingly clear that in the West it's been pushed so far that women now indisputably have many more advantages over men. Women can choose to abort their kids, but men are still on the hook for alimony. Women immediately get a claim to 50% of everything men have during divorce, but men do not get the same corresponding claim to all assets a woman has. Women are vastly overrepresented in academia and higher education and outnumber men by a fair margin in universities, but most gender-specific scholarships are still focused on giving free money to Women to entice them into so-called "male dominated" fields. Women are never liable for conscription but men are always drafted and coerced into war.
Women are the new protected class, the new bourgeoisie of the genders. Socialist movements in the 21stn century and onwards need to repair relations and equalize women so they stop overpowering men.
>>833944I don't get exactly what you're saying.
>>833943So apparently this chick is doing the "le empowered slut" thing as some kind of point supposedly as a rebellion to the conservative values of our culture. She made up this meme "hoemaxxing"(a different word for hoe), supposedly because she was getting called a hoe for all the stupid content she was making about her sex life "he left me for his baby mama" and all this shit. She makes a lot of content about how men from our ethnicity/culture ain't shit, and now she made one about women of this other ethnicity, which is how I came across it in the first place seeing it get reposted by some people from that community. On top of it, she has to make her account named after our culture even while all she does is shit on it.
Man America and social media fucked up these women so bad.
I think that if I had been an adult in the late 1980s and the 1990s I probably would've amassed a big collection of porn. I would've been known as the porn guy. And I still think I would've gotten laid,not that often, but still on occasion and that would mainly be because I touched grass. I mean you kind of would have had to to get porn back then.
>>833973> I think that if I had been an adult in the late 1980s and the 1990s I probably would've amassed a big collection of porn.tbh i think i would be the exact opposite, like i wouldn't have been so obsessed with pornography if i hadn't had easy access to it as a child, also key high-school experiences would have felt vastly different if unmediated by 4chan. that's not to say my life would be better or worse, but i can't imagine why i would not be some sort of normie
>>833880>and she came off looking crazy lmao.that's what I'm saying! it's fucking deranged behavior and no one has issues spotting it!
>>834058
Did it ever crosses your mind that perhaps not everyone was obsessed with Black people's dicks? Perhaps it's just you?
>>834059I am willing to bet that unfunny fuck is also "drained" poster.
Just deleted all my dating apps, deleted all open-ended chats, unfollowed and removed anything that was still somewhat going on.
It's over. I am giving up. It's just too much effort for the littlest reward. No more updates from now on.
>>834067Based. I did that and a bombshell who matches my autism stumbled into my life. Go out and meet new people IRL. Dating apps are full of the worst people you'll ever meet.
>>833423How can I know if I'm on the tea app? Asking for a friend…
>>834096Did you take her home on the weekend to meet your mother?
>>834092Sonic's deeeeeeaaaad! Ahah. ahahahahaha!
>>833977>>833973Just to add I remember I had an acquaintance in high school who was an actual porn guy. This was in the early 2000s and he was able to purchase porn from a convenience store near his home since he was a heavyset 6 foot Mexican with a frequent 5 o'clock shadow so he looked older than his age. He almost got expelled from school for getting caught with a porno tape at school. Our school had recently installed detectors in the library and they went off as he exited the library and he had to show the librarian what he was carrying in his back pack. He had to take some sexual harrasment course to stay in school but he still didn't graduate. I don't know what happened to that guy since he often talked about killing himself and he seemed to do a lot of drugs. I think he did everything too, coke,heroin acid etc.
I'm an incel
>>834217But Anon, there is a risk themight say no!!!! Which would be very awkyard and truly worse than death!!!! How would I even recover?!?!!
>>834218The person might also say yes which may be worse.
Never mind I am back in the game. Two more Bumble first dates.
>>834326Do you mean a final solution to the woman question?
>>834326Based volcel chad
>>834326They need hotter friends.
>>834326What is to be solved? They are perfect as is.
>>833955>>833943These women be fucking lost. This probably isn't a place to have any kind of fruitful conversation about this since /leftypol/ is all either simps(sycophants) or woman-haters.
It's crazy how fucking self-righteous these chicks(not all women, the ones I'm talking about are) be the biggest haters, saying all kind of hateful shit. Being proud of "trolling" and ragebaiting and stirring people up, then they act all self-righteous because how dare anyone say anything back to a "poor widdle girl." Then they got legions of women who are there to reinforce whatever stupid shit they say because "slayy queen!" and a bunch of male followers too because they're showing off their ass and tits and shit.
Honestly I don't really think there is much hope for the world with social media. Yeah, yeah, stop being a hypocrite and using it myself, don't look at shit you don't want to see. Yeah, I don't want to associate with anyone who uses social media trying to create some persona online and rack up 1000s of likes on e-drama and stupid shit. But it does make me said that this is just the state of the world now.
I’m so wanting to get jerked off by a Moroccan masseuse tonight
>>834352>Honestly I don't really think there is much hope for the world with social media. Yeah, yeah, stop being a hypocrite and using it myself, don't look at shit you don't want to see. Yeah, I don't want to associate with anyone who uses social media trying to create some persona online and rack up 1000s of likes on e-drama and stupid shit. But it does make me said that this is just the state of the world now.You know what, just let it all be. It's all fucked top to bottom. I think being a leftist you're supposed to have this analysis of the worlds problems and some vision of how to fix it, and what a picture of a better future might be. There's just no fixing it. I'm glad social media broke through all the old hoopla about how it's the corporations and this that whatever pushing propaganda and alienating people and whatever. Nah people are just fucking retarded. It's not because of spoopy algorithms either, they just give the people what they want. You give them a free platform to interact with people around the world, people back in the day would say some hokey shit about people coming together and connecting with people from different cultures and walks of life and blah blah. Nah, you give them free reign and all they want to do is stupid e-drama and attention-whoring all that. Only thing I can do is not become involved with it myself. I should stop fooling myself that learning more about the problem is going to help me find a solution or anything. All I do is end up wasting my time or becoming guilty of the same shit. I don't think there is any solution and if there is I don't have it.
>>832391seething because your value is dropping like your egg count
>>834364She is losing something you never had anon. SMV of even an elderly women is higher than that of an average man.
>>834326Thats why you dont "ask out" your friend, or "confess your feelings". You go hang out, you get drunk, you watch how receptive she is to physical proximity, and finally either go for a kiss or ask if she would like you to kiss her.
>>834326i thought it was the same guy who took 20 years to confess and the punchline was like the girl still treats it like a major annoyance, and i kept wondering why he kept changing hairstyles
I have a date with a Brazilian girl tomorrow but I am considering canceling the date for the simple fact that she likely isn't going to another city where the expat polling station is in order to cast her vote for Lula and it's giving me the ick.
>>834464why dont u drive her there then
>>834466Because I don't have a car? In fact I don't even have a driver's license. It costs like 4000 USD here now.
>>834467Why is it so expensive?
>>834469Because in a country where there is no speed limit on highways you can't let people drive that got taught by their parents.
I wish I could not be fucking ashamed of myself. All I need to do is move out again then I could maybe have the privledge of worrying about sex.
>>834378True, women's value belongs in their holes, great point
>>829758I only fuck ifunny girls
Rex and Sexationships
I matched with this chick that obviously looks somewhat lefty. In her first picture she is holding up a large piece of paper with tiny writing on it like fucking Misses Roosevelt holding up the Universal Declaration of Human rights.
I asked her whether this is one of the instruction leaflets with the adverse effects inside the packages of hormonal birth control.
Was I being to much of a performative male here?
>>834518>Was I being to much of a performative male here?just send dick pics like a normal human
>>834518>Was I being to much of a performative male here?absolutely
how did you think that would play out?
>>834519This is Bumble not grindr.
>>834521Dunno, high risk, high reward? Normal messages don't cut it it on dating apps. I thought it was a funny way to signal that I am tapped into contemporary discourse.
>>834518Yeah, I straight up don't get what your joke was. I can't really critique the joke since I didn't get it and can't speculate if she would've got it from what you said. And mentioning birth control sounds like a potential sex joke, I wouldn't open with a sex joke especially some weird nerdy one.
>>834522My go to is asking a question based off of what they wrote in the profile, or one of the pictures if there is not much in the profile. You want to strike a balance, not so little it just seems you're sending out a mass mailer without checking out their profile, and not too much that it makes them hesitant to respond because it's too much to reply to a total stranger.
For example:
>They have picture of them at the art museum.<Oh wow, what museum is that? Who are your favorite artists? and so on.
>>834518What was your plan? Did you want her to think you are some ultra-conservative whackjob?
>>834523>>834524Ok, so it seems like you people aren't tapped in so there has been a lot of discourse within young feminist circles on the risk of long-term hormonal birth control. There have been quite a few viral clips where young women would stand next to their leaflet or reading the adversive effects. Could this be construed by conservative forces sabotage the huge achievement that is women having access to contraceptives? Maybe. Is a wider discussion to be had on the responsibility and all the negative consequences women have to carry when it comes to contraception in a relationship? Probably. The point of my message was basically a woke dogwhistle covered by a joke.
>>834527I don't mean the whole attraction to feminine/masculine men angle though. But yeah like I said there is the danger of it being construed as a general critique of birth control. I guess I fucked up making an obscure joke on a sensitive topic. Oh well, she was a smoker anyway.
>>834529The thumbnail is just clickbait, it's not what the video is about.
Getting left on read by unironic obese 3-4/10 with your follow-up messages after the first date is totally blackpilling.
>At least you get dates.
At least I get tortured.
>>834526I know a lot of women are turning against hormonal birth controls and going for the copper IUDs and whatever. You're taking a huge gamble making such a weird and hard to interpret joke. Even if she understood you and is against hormonal birth control it could still come off as weird. Talking about anything sex related and super intimate like that is pretty weird for a first message. Reading your explanation I still don't even understand what your position is. Let us know if it works out for you I guess. My advice wouldn't be to start with a joke ever really. Way too many ways it's not going to be understood, taken well, whatever.
>>834540Yeah, why I never lower my standards. I've never found less desirable chicks to be that much more eager or easy to deal with than more attractive ones. In fact, maybe the opposite because they feel outmatched and that playing hard to get will make them seem like they're in your league.
>>834540>>834544And yeah, it's just super demoralizing like you said when some undesirable chick tries to play games with you.
>>834540Get off apps. There's always a man more pathetic than you willing to debase himself worse for the fantasy of whoredashing some mid bitch to his appartment.
>>834542Ok she just responded but didn't lean into the joke much. She said it was just the overcomplicated instructions for certain board game her friend group was playing (with a smiley at the end) until they made up their own rules. I shot a shorter message back talking about how funny it is that there are some common games where everyone basically ignores the 'real' rules. Then she sent me 50 sek voice note with bad explanation of the game and at the end she asked me whether 'I was also going to bars to play board games with my friends'. Lmao
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