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 No.11420

>Name: Tojiro Toriyama
>Born: 1888, Empire of Japan
>Nicknames: “The Butcher of Burma”, “The Impaler of Indochina”, “The Kwangtung Cannibal”, “The Monster of Manila”, “The Ripper of Rabaul”, “The Maneater of Manchuria”, “The head-taker of Hong Kong”, “The Scalper of Shanghai”, “The Nutbuster of Nanking”, “The Tianjin Tiddytickler”, “The Bongdong Babybasher”, “The Dicktwister of Da Nang”, “The Assblaster of Borneo”, “The Bangkok Ball Boiler”, “The Fearsome Fondler of Fu Nan”
>Died: 1948 (execution)
>Last words: “And so I am killed only for the crime of losing”

 No.11421

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Average Geman General
>Name: Franz Von Schloppendorf
>Rank: Ubergorllionsfuhrer
>Born 1897, Province of Hanover
>Nicknames: "The Beast of Gomel", "The Monster of Danzig", "The Antichrist of Sobibor", "The Rapist of Tartau", "The Destroyer of Vilnius", "The Whackamole of Lodz", "The Phantom of Lwow", "The Baby Killer of Minsk", "The Redditor of Polatsk", "The Tongue-Destroyer of Kharkiv", "The Failure of Radom"
>Died: 1968 (Killed by Mossad)
>Last words: "Es ist aus" (English: It's over)

 No.11422

>>11421
background
>was the 17th son of lesser noble Hans Krabappel von Schloppendorf
>He joined WW1 as a cavalry officer
>after WW1 ended he joined the "Shoot-The-Jews" club, a harmless beerhall club formed by veterans
>He was a bumfuck idiot thqt was a total failure in noth ww1 warfare and interwar political strugglez nonetheless Hitler loved loyal idiots

 No.11423

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Average KMT General
>Name: Zhang Zongshuai
>Rank: Field Marshal of Binglingzhou Province
>Born: 1889, Qing China.
>Nicknames: "machine gun Zhang," "tiger warlord of Binglingzhou" "9 inch Zhang," "big cannon Zhang" "Celestial God General Zhang" "Hero of the People of Binglingzhou Zhang" "8-girls-a-night Zhang," "General Moneybags," "Basest Warlord of Binglingzhou," "Butcher of Huaiyi Village," "Opium Lord North of the Huanghe River," "Thrice Accursed Zhang, enemy of the Workers & Peasants of Binglingzhou," "General of the 7th KMT Field Army"
>Died: 1975, Taiwan (heart attack during intercouse with 16 yr old concubine)
>Last Words: hnnng

 No.11424

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Average Soviet General
>Name: Churislav Kudilov
>Born: 1916, Russian empire
>Nicknames: “The surprise general”, “The horseman of Voronezh”, “The Mcdonalds aficionado”, “The liberator of Lodz”, “The dwarf's and then yagoda's friend”, “Last officer standing”, “The red Cadorna”, “The freer Lwow”, “The special appointment" “The most brave and brilliant saviour of the people and the revolution” and last but not least “Churi "What the fuck is a tank" Kudilov”
>Died: 1976 (execution, told Brezhnev that he wouldn't include an episode where he debates strategy with him in between participating in Operation Saturn and Bagration.)
>Last words: “What the fuck is an automatic rifle."

 No.11425

>>11424
>“The Mcdonalds aficionado”
jej

 No.11426

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Average American General
>Name: Richard Stillwater
>Born: 1892, Virginia
>Nicknames: "The liberator of Morocco" "The liberator of Paris" "The liberator of Normandy" "The liberator of Brest" "The liberator of Munich" "The liberator of Berlin" "Dick"
>Died: 1963 (heart attack)
>Last words: "I'm content"

 No.11427

>>11426
>"The liberator of Berlin"
Bro served in the Red Army?

 No.11428

>>11427
Which is somehow weirder than "liberator of brest"

 No.11429

>>11428

Which is somehow weirder than "liberator of Berlin dick"


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