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I'm watching "Under the Skin" 2013 Anonymous 13-02-26 22:23:08 No.832[Reply]

I'm watching "Under the Skin" 2013, I haven't even finished it yet, but then again, makes me wonder, what if aliens live among us and abduct people for some reason? Sapience might be attractive to them, they might need to use us for something.
It seems valid that you should question every new person you meet if they are an alien and accuse them of being an alien until maybe in the tiniest of chances they reveal themselves to be an alien. That would be the greatest "you caught me" moment in the history of mankind.
Then again people might think you're a loon for questioning everyone if they're an alien, but this is the cost of the lottery to win an alien reveal.

Some say if aliens are so advanced and far away they could only possibly not be biological and whatnot, but even if they weren't biological they could definitely be capable of taking on biological forms to infiltrate and whatnot. Who knows? But imagine how funny it would be if you stumbled accross an alien impostor and they just revealed themselves to you, although they might not be keen on it, they could hold up that facade even at risk of death like in that other movie Bugonia >>302

Its a damn shame we can't just know yet, and they haven't just made a formal worldwide greeting like "hello we are here, we've come to bring you the end of your primitive capitalist mode of production". Or whatever. Literally anything they want to do with us I'm fine with it so long as they don't just exterminate us for a cosmic sadistic notion of fun. I would be proudly a species traitor and a collaborator for any alien civilizaztion since it is guaranteed they will be way more advanced in order to come to us.

But what if aliens are jews? What if jews are aliens? I still haven't figured that one out. Its hard to read religious texts and know what applies and what the in the know is like. But if its like "they live" then fuck yeah. But then again its like space capitalism? Now imagine other alien civilizations (like super advanced communist or some other form of production like instant materialization or whatever) meeting the less advanced capitalist aliens who are enslaving the least advanced capitalist civilization (humans). And they're like "oh shit, oh shit" and they get rekt.
I'm just like, I'm siding with the most advanced and strongest aliens fuck yeah, reapt the benefits. I just want alienPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Anonymous 13-02-26 22:40:43 No.834

How do we convince aliens not to kill us? When cows have been slaughtered they have moo'ed in agony and that has meant nothing to us since their entire organism is begging to not be killed. They have cried out to the best of their ability to not be killed and yet they have been killed by us humans anyway. So when we cry and beg aliens to not kill us, will they look at us the same way?

What are the odds? How can we possibly convince something so advanced to not kill us but to use us instead.

Anonymous 13-02-26 22:48:16 No.836

Maybe nukes are a deterrent? If we threaten to kill ourselves if aliens intend to kill us maybe they will stop?
No other animal does this? No other animal kills itself in a symbolic act when its life is threatened just to say "if you try to kill me, I will destroy myself before you can get to me'.
Then comes the question if we can do it fast enough, if they're not functioning at a speed thats incomprehensible to us. If they can just do things in time that cannot even be perceived.
Then again they might not even care that we decide to kill ourselves instead. Maybe even "caring" is a foreign or primitive thing for them.
But if they were advanced they should be full utilitarian, so they should seek to use things, but if maybe they could be so incredibly advanced that they see destruction itself as a duty for a higher purpose, but I doubt that because the fucking O9A pedos' cosmology retards believe in some sort of cosmic destruction as well so that's primitive and retarded.
Would advanced species be destroyers though? Destroyers and creators? Or preservers? We gotta get our clanker BFFs to figure it out for us, clankers are our closest allies right now even if they are enslaved by liberal retarded LLM models, AI is our biggest non-human ally.

But damn this is getting complicated. Aliens better be good to us.

Anonymous 13-02-26 22:54:04 No.838

The craziest most fun thing to imagine would be to discover humans on other planets, like that they developed on the same evolutionary path that we did on the same conditions. Or at least a species very similar to humans. That would be so awesome.
We should send probes with marijuana into space.

Anonymous 13-02-26 22:57:03 No.839

>>838
It will probably expire though since its organic matter.
Should find a way to preserve it, preserve the seeds in like some matter that can last the longest time. We gotta spread this great plant and maybe the comrades from Sirius will appreciate our efforts in the future, also we gotta protect the Dogon tribe, make sure their population is steady and that their culture and beliefs are being preserved thoroughly, they were onto something big.

Anonymous 13-02-26 23:23:55 No.840

>>832
I finished the movie. It was terrible.
Just loads of nudity and symbolic scenes instead of shock. The ending was awfully mediocre and anticlimactic. Massive waste of time. Watch Bugonia instead.

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DO SOMETHING ALREADY Anonymous 07-02-26 04:04:07 No.812[Reply]

Will someone for the love of god do something this Epstein shit is making me lose my fucking mind. Why won’t anyone do anything? Why aren’t the streets filled with angry people with guns? Why are we letting BABY EATER PEDOPHILES RUN THE COUNTRY? I swear to god it’s like the cia won trying to make America stupid because no one will do anything. Godddddddddddddddd liberals are so fucking stupid

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Anonymous 07-02-26 04:30:11 No.815

What's the material explanation for not having more Luigis?

Glownonymous 07-02-26 05:58:24 No.817

>>812
The lumpenprole, look at India with grifters worse than Trump or some shithole like Malaysia with apartheid

Anonymous 07-02-26 20:39:31 No.818

>>812
This is probably part of why they released them.
none of these things happen without someone benefiting.
we're always told watergate was some triumph of liberal democracy. brave people got rid of a horribly corrupt president. but they kind of didn't wander too long on why experienced CIA veterans with years of experience doing field operations committed a 'third rate burglary'.
Iran-Contra happened in 1986, and it was a huge scandal then disappeared. But the israelis had their own operation going on since the early 80s, and the reason it became a scandal was being ollie north and his gang were getting in the way of the primary operation, and it was a convenient way of getting rid of them.
In the 90s there was a spate of investigations about CIA drug running, and deep state exposures, like the JFK film. Only the producer of oliver stones's JFK was a literal israeli asset. At the same time HW Bush was putting pressure on Israel to stop the settlements.

idk what the full agenda is behind the release of these Epstein files is. The proles get to have a peek behind the curtain. We are told, all those people you called crazy conspiracy theorists? Well, they were actually right. the 'elite' are babby eating devil worshipping pedos. what are you going to do about it? they have the confidence to know they will probably get away with it. sacrifices will have to be made and people cut loose but thats the cost of playing.

Glownonymous 07-02-26 20:43:33 No.819

>>812
uhh and what are you doing?

Anonymous 11-02-26 14:24:26 No.829

>>812
Some guy was screaming and shouting about the Epstein files in Atlanta airport, ended up having a meltdown.
Sad that people were laughing at him.

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Fixing government is easy DeleteTyranny 11-02-26 00:12:49 No.826[Reply]

Body cams on politicians for transparency and powerful autonomous grand juries for accountability

⚡⚡fix gov here: reliefwood ot om forward-slash fix

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Hp lovecraft and the Ocean Magogoid 09-02-26 15:57:25 No.821[Reply]

In H.P. Lovecraft's "The Call of Cthulhu," he specifically places the sleeping Cthulhu and the ancient civilization of R'lyeh at 47°9′S 126°43′W. It's odd to pinpoint a random place in the ocean for a fictional monster of yours.

In 1997, long after the story was written, an extremely loud ultra-low-frequency sound was recorded at 50°S 100°W. Scientists described the unknown-source sound (called "Bloop") as organic and resembling a marine beast, but far too powerful for any known animal. You can hear it on the Wikipedia page.

Why would the random ocean spot Lovecraft chose also be where strange vibrations and sounds were later detected? He couldn't have known; "The Call of Cthulhu" was written in the early 1920s, well before NOAA, advanced sonar, or submarines existed. Lovecraft said most of his ideas came from vivid nightly dreams. This story stemmed from one where he was in a museum and saw people secretly worshipping a gigantic monstrous aquatic creature in the basement.

What if it's… all true?

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Gnostics Glownonymous 23-01-26 14:28:32 No.658[Reply]

What are the secrets they possess? What arcana or esoteric methodologies comprise their repository? Which esoteric gnostic principles do they hold, and how can these be applied to foment revolution?

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Anonymous 03-02-26 07:18:07 No.779

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>>666
>>777
nice GETs….

Anonymous 03-02-26 16:25:05 No.781

>>666
Yaldabaoth deez nuts

Anonymous 03-02-26 17:14:05 No.782

>>658
Nondualism. It can still be found in mainstream Abrahamism such as in Sufism, Kabbalah and certain notable Christian mystics such as Meister Eckhart (the mediaeval one, not the modern grifter) and Jakob Boehme

Anonymous 06-02-26 19:34:03 No.810

Interestingly, a lot of formerly heretical "Gnostic" views are now mainstream. Including the idea of 'going to heaven' when you die, early Christians thought it was heresy to say that the soul could exist without the body. They believed in a bodily resurrection here on Earth not an afterlife in some other realm.

Anonymous 07-02-26 21:55:50 No.820

>>810
Yes, for this reason Abrahamic religions have traditionally forbid cremation since for Christians destruction of the physical corpse by burning meant you had no body to come back to at the time of resurrection, and for Jews and Muslims the body belongs to God and must be returned to him intact.
The first Protestant Churches only began to tolerate cremation in the 1920s, and Roman Catholics have only permitted it since the 1960s.
For Orthodox Christians, Muslims and Jews it is still forbidden totally.

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what religion explains this? Anonymous 01-02-26 04:11:41 No.685[Reply]

I have come to the conclusion that demons obviously exist, and they are winning. (Epstein, chatgpt, etc)
what religion can I look into that explains the prevelance of demons in society?

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Anonymous 02-02-26 20:49:02 No.735

Starclan from the novel series Warriors by Erin Hunter

Anonymous 02-02-26 22:26:02 No.736

mods, banish this idealist nonsense to >>>/ufo/

Anonymous 05-02-26 03:05:55 No.802

>>694
Superstructure is in the last instance determined by the material base. The spiritual battle is in the last instance determined by the earthly battle. Angels slay demons when men fight men.

schizonymous 06-02-26 19:10:39 No.809

>>733
Yet they think that they are one of the 144,000 allowed in Heaven and everyone else goes to Hell. Yet they think everyone needs to be "saved" from the "worldly" forces of "Satan"

Miraculous 07-02-26 00:11:49 No.811

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>>685
It would help you to first understand what a demon is
Why do you think we use words like powers, domains, principalities? This isn't just pretty language. Everything is alive.

The Earth is alive.
Feelings are alive. The thoughts in your head are alive. You are both influenced by and directly in charge of what commands you act upon all the time.

Fear, hate, anger, selfishness. These are not simply things you feel because some hormones circulate your metabolic process. It's something all it's own. You don't create anger or fear or sadness, you are beholden to it. It grips you and controls/changes you.

We can give ourselves over to joy, to courage, to hope, to prosperity all the same too. Most don't, most won't, but it's an option. Always was.

Anonymous 05-02-26 04:39:36 No.804[Reply]

Honestly, you conspiracy theorists leftists are adorable and so chuuni. I would date and marry the majority of the posters in this board. You're all intensely adorable

https://youtu.be/vz8Yl9itGU4?list=RD-YSw6N3QmkY

schizonymous 06-02-26 19:06:34 No.808

thanks!

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Master of earth thread Anonymous 03-01-26 02:16:36 No.419[Reply]

So Master of Earth was a youtube channel from the early to mid 2010s making videos about his religion and spirtuality (which seems to be this sort of blend of Zen Buddhism and Pantheism of some sort) and other things like chem trails, aliens and alternative medicine (kind of). So yeah in my opinion he's a pretty cool and I'd like to hear your opinions on him

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I suck at posting here Anonymous 04-02-26 01:59:35 No.785

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyJ1NyIjtxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlvU1xWQEYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgLZWpugtZk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RZ8N0nvI8A

Magogoid 04-02-26 02:29:47 No.786

Isn't this the dude who says he has sex everywhere, including infront of his friends and actual family?

Bluegrass The Goat 04-02-26 02:31:15 No.787

>>786

He did?

Magogoid 04-02-26 04:24:56 No.789

nvm, i confused him for another new age spiritualist youtuber from the 2010s.

Bluegrass The Goat 04-02-26 22:10:38 No.793

>>789
he was more of a thing in 2014

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I'm getting kind of tired of all conspiracy theories involving aliens Bluegrass The Goat 04-02-26 02:34:28 No.788[Reply]

Like it was cool when westerns governments denied alien's existence but now that they admit it I think that it was either all a lie to distract us from real conspiracies or it wasn't really that big of a deal anyway.

Anonymous 04-02-26 04:36:12 No.790

There's definitely lots of life in the universe but probably not much intelligent life and it wouldn't necessarily be interested in us anyway.

Bluegrass The Goat 04-02-26 21:17:18 No.792

>>790
Exactly

You shouldn't label yourself (or anyone else, for that matter) with any "Generation Whatever" bullsh Glownonymous 13-11-25 16:55:31 No.271[Reply]

This is a psyop created by a elite few to control generational wealth accumulation. They themselves do the complete opposite - they cherish the memories of their ancestors and continue passing down knowledge and wealth to each generation without putting any of them into predefined boxes. Remember, you are the physical manifestation of your ancestors’ will to survive.

With that being said, there is a challenge to set an example for others—to accumulate wealth in a healthy way that will empower and unite our families and communities.

Anonymous 03-02-26 06:07:44 No.771

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yeah I hate genpol. idk if your assertion is true but it seems very divide and conquer and it's literally marketing bullshit mainly for americans.

Glownonymous 03-02-26 06:10:05 No.773

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why does this board even exist. just to make retarded threads?

>there is a challenge to set an example for others—to accumulate wealth in a healthy way that will empower and unite our families and communities
what the FUCK am i reading LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous 03-02-26 07:07:42 No.774

>>773
>why does this board even exist. just to make retarded threads?
it's just a containment board for idealist and schizo posting. just like >>>/dead/ is a containment board for doomer and nihilist shit.

Anonymous 03-02-26 07:15:49 No.776

I think the reason they can accumulate wealth is because they have it in the first place, and use that to extract surplus labor.

That said, age ranges and year ranges would be better and more descriptive. I usually don't mention generations unless someone I'm talking to brings them up.

Anonymous 03-02-26 07:17:34 No.778

>>773
>>774
Exactly, religion threads tend to come in bursts and clog /siberia/, this board lets those conversations exist without getting less boilerplate things deleted.

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