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Found this buried in old logs while cleaning up a cluster.
Thought it was docker junk. It wasn’t.

https://hastebin.ianhon.com/1bb4

What follows is a fictional declassified incident report that keeps resurfacing across unrelated systems. Read before it disappears again.

DOCUMENT ID: RFS-11-Σ
CLEARANCE: ██████
STATUS: Declassified for “research purposes”

SUMMARY:
On ██/██/20██ at 11:11 local time, multiple civilian GPU clusters reported synchronized anomalies involving repeated numeric sequences: 11 / 111 / 11,111.

Initial cause was labeled a power fluctuation. That conclusion was withdrawn.
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what is she doing to pepe, bros…



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So a buddy of mine works as a security contractor—Mall Cop or Night Watchmen tier stuff. Anyways, he's a Socialist, has a pretty materialist worldview, and has been a skeptic of most idealistic woo-woo for as long as I've known him.

Recently he's been experiencing some genuinely creepy stuff in one of the locations he's been assigned to, and apparently some of his coworkers have too. It started off with weird one-off occurrences: hearing footsteps running behind him only to turn around and see nothing there, hearing doors slamming open and closed on the floor above him, getting an experience of someone breathing behind him. Recently it's gotten a lot worse. He's experienced some strange hallucinations: a black dog running across his path and disappearing into a wall, figures looming over his shoulder or peaking at him from behind corners, and even strange figures staring at him from behind second-story windows. It's spooky stuff, he can't explain it, and neither can I. Not helping things are the weird occult graffiti at his workplace: pentagrams and stuff.

Everything from Ghost Hunting to Occult Philosophy has been a guilty pleasure of mine. And seeing as we don't have a thread on sp00ky shit, I figure I might as well make one.

Consider this the start of the /x/-files! A place to push the boundaries of Socialism to the outer limits of the universe. Everything from Ghosts to ESP to Magic or Cryptids and what their impact on the Socialist movement could be. Questions like:

>Do AyyLmaos exist and are they Comrades?

>Can we summon the specters of dead Revolutionaries for advice?
>Are the Bourgeoisie literally Demons?
>Can Occult rituals stir the global proletariat to action?
And so many more.

LINKS
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I wonder if schizos will still deny it when we see the burgers walking on the moon in live 4k in a few years, well they think the space station is fake so probably

>>244
mainstream econ is all fake to try to make people not pay attention to marx

>>244
Holodomor and the Killing Fields.

>>244
nukes

>>31
>tupac alive in cuba
i mean until very recently his godmother assata shakur was



 

>Putin explaining Russians why he plans to conduct on January 7th another false flag (as he did in 1999) apartment bombings to blame Ukrainians for them (previously he blamed Chechens in 1999).

In this thread we are going to comment events if that actually happens (bombings, not Putin explaining to Russians why he conducted them).

NATO started a war with russia already, using ukraine as the proxy. why would russia need a further cassus belli?



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Grandfather used to tell folk stories.I remember one where there was this old protestant house on the hill, every night the apples used to disappear off the tree and reappear in the morning.

The other was he and some friends were coming home from a dance and they saw a light in the sky following them, the light stopped when they passed over a river.The next day one of the friends died.Basically angel of death.

I don't really know about paranormal but I swear I've had visions before, like a month or 2 before I watch a movie or a video I've never seen before I'll have a dream that recreates a scene from it perfectly, like my higher self communicating with me or something.

I took mushrooms 15 years ago and while laying down on my bed halfway through a trip, I hallucinated a council of my clones sitting in my room with me and debating over my life and choices



 

What signals are currently emitted by your bioelectric field? What transmissions originate from your bioelectric field? My broadcast is pure rape energy which weirdly gets bitches hooked. What signal's your biofield on?

>vid claims Cortisol is contagious and transfers through "10-20 ft" long energy fields around the body
where are the proofs



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I was reading random articles when I came across this skeptic guy named Miles Mathis. He has a billion papers on different people and other things and basically just hates millionaire capitalist families and glowfags like any other conspiracy theorist. I like his hoax event and glowfag shitting papers but saw he has a paper on Marx, Castro, Hitler and other leaders.

To tl;dr the paper he says Marx was a mole from an elite family and socialism and communism is a meme devised by jewish industrialists. He rambles on a lot and talks about shit no one cares about, but some of Marx's family ties to European nobility does make me wonder if many of the people we trust and care about aren't actually who they appear as. Or maybe this guy is just an agent himself and trying to slander us. What do you guys think?


https://mileswmathis.com/marx.pdf
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>>447
the point of the analogy is that the pamphlet is fake, and to uncritically take it at face value is to play into the antisemitic propaganda. it is the same as reading a pamphlet about the yellow peril and saying "I'm not sinophobic but this sounds concerning" without first asking yourself if the book is real, and if not, why was it made and what agenda it was trying to push

He actually wrote a little bit on the protocols I'll have to find a PDF

Scientific socialism is a glow op. Lemme explain, Marx was from a middle class family and married an aristocrat while Engels was straight up bourgeois capitalist. They weren't the only ones, Kropotkin was a serf owning aristocrat. It has nothing to do with Jews. So these people were non-proles who infiltrated the workers movement because of a sense of bourgeois guilt and shame at raping the workers and their bourgeois values influenced their beliefs and theories. Scientific socialism is just socialism with bourgeois characteristics stealthily mixed into it. Anarchism is romantic aristocratic thinking pretending to be a popular movement. So all forms of Marxism and anarchism today are evolved from bourgeois systems.

Neo Nazi uyghurs say Jew because they project all the problems of white bourgeois civilization onto Jews so they can pretend someone else caused all their problems. This is sublimation of class struggle the way jocks sublimate their repressed homosexuality into sports.

>>455
> So these people were non-proles who infiltrated the workers movement because of a sense of bourgeois guilt and shame at raping the workers and their bourgeois values influenced their beliefs and theories. Scientific socialism is just socialism with bourgeois characteristics stealthily mixed into it.
This explanation falls apart the moment you look at

A: Utopian socialism before scientific socialism, who was responsible for it, who was in charge of it
B: Marx and Engels's critique of utopian socialism

Utopian Socialism was the approach taken by Saint-Simon, Charles Fourier, Robert Owen, all of them from wealthy ruling class backgrounds, all of them with the same exact sense of guilt you ascribe to Marx and Engels.

Marx and Engels criticized Utopian socialism on precisely the same lines you claim Marx and Engels are wrong: they attacked the Utopians for their reformist and bourgeois ideas stealthily mixed, for their philosophical idealism, and for its ineffective and overly pacifistic organizational strategies. They denounced bourgeois guilt, bourgeois charity, class collaboration, bourgeois-led workers movements, overreliance on electoralism, reforms, unions, and cooperatives, (i.e. the legal half of the struggle).

If your suggestion is that the struggle should be entirely illegal and that Marx and Engels were wrong for suggesting that there even need to be a legal half of struggle in addition to illegal struggle and violence, then you are of a deviation known as Otzevism which Lenin criticized thoroughly.

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>>443
>musk
>in the epstein files
>cool with the guy calling marx a rothschild acolyte
really gets the noggin joggin



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epstein indirectly most likely through chris poole and his connections, created QAnon to keep in power, keep trump in power and divide the american people.
i also believe a lot of the modern online right was created for similar reasons.

there was a thread about this on /leftypol/ with a lot more info than this revealed so I think this one is neither paranormal nor conspiracy, the evidence is so strong



 

>Many different short-lived actinide elements, namely, actinium, protactinium, neptunium, plutonium, americium, curium, berkelium, californium, and einsteinium have been reported in the absorption spectrum.[25][26] Radioactive elements have also been reported to include technetium and promethium.[25][27] While the longest-lived known isotopes of technetium have half-lives in the millions of years, the longest-lived known promethium isotope has a half-life of only 17.7 years. The presence of these elements in the stellar atmosphere would imply some process constantly replenishing it.
Where does this star get elements that we have to create in a lab, and in such abundance that we can detect them from 356 light-years away? And why not take a closer look at this with JWST?

>Przybylski's star has occasionally attracted attention as a SETI candidate[33] insofar as it aligns with speculation that a technological species may salt the photosphere of its star with unusual elements, either to signal its presence to other civilizations[34][35] or to dispose of nuclear waste.[36]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Przybylski's_Star

>>423
yea aliens are real, come to me aliens, save me aliens
I'm sad here aliens, take me away aliens, drive me away from humanity please

Have you considered that elements heavier than atomic number ninety-two (uranium) is just not feasible on earth because the earth doesn't have the thermonuclear environment needed?

>>676
No that's a convenient excuse to neglect the certainty of sapient life.

>>676
If that was true then it would be normal to see these other elements in stars and this one wouldn't be unusual. Like did you even skim the post?

>>423
> the longest-lived known promethium isotope has a half-life of only 17.7 years. The presence of these elements in the stellar atmosphere would imply some process constantly replenishing it.
wow, I got no deboonk for once



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I've never been able to believe in intelligent extraterrestrial life, but horny extraterrestrial life… I think about it all the time. If aliens come to Earth, they'll probably want to do a lot of sex with us because of the long journey.

Would you do an alien if she was easy? What would turn you off?

What if I get some sort of space std that is incurable? But I dont know man banging ETs would be hard work though having to get abducted and strapped to an examination table and all that.

>>263
in soviet space, STD heal you



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CIA / FBI / Fed / Conspiracy General
"The X-Files got nothing on this shit"
This Thread is dedicated for the discussion, analysis and reveal of obscure information on the shadowy hands of capitalism and fascism - the federal agents - and their efforts as part of the porky hydra. Propaganda and conspiracies of these Alphabet agencies and their impacts today and past are to be discussed.
Information and discussion on the OSS and NSA or equivalent government agencies of other countries - such as MI6 of Britain or the Nazi Gestapo - are also encouraged to be posted. KGB and FSB can be discussed too.
Technology for spying and espionage are also welcome. NATO and US military abuses or the affairs of corporate military-industrial complexes that are covered or hushed up also apply. Whistleblowers like Assange and Snowden are permitted sources of information as well.

Please contribute to leftypedia >>3780
Debunking anti-leftist myths >>4210 including debunking of "Le Holohoax"
https://leftypedia.org/wiki/Central_Intelligence_Agency
https://leftypedia.org/wiki/List_of_atrocities_committed_by_the_United_States

Rules: No idpol drama, no anti-communist rhetoric, no sectarianism, no soyjak spam or emotional gaslighting; Glowies Keep Out!

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Ah yes, things that never happened. This is just a prank. In the same document, the bills to be passed are named "Lebron" and "Jordan".

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An interesting person I've posted at times. They have some good stuff on the Ukraine conflict from when it began and some content on 9/11 and other false-flags, conspiracies and glowie ops. Guy does a lot of hands on work, helping in third-world countries.
https://stormcloudsgathering.com/

Document on Psychological Operations from the 1950s https://archive.ph/l1HFt

Bumping a great thread

everything in killing hope is true and shouldn't be treated as conspiracy theory



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