/ufo/ - Paranormal and Conspiracies

Team Targets: Rabbinical Labor (Adolf Hitler), Catholic-Judaism (Gulda Meir), Political-Sacrifice (Ayatollah Khameini).

Laws Passed: Slim Jim Rule (preferential ordinance of hire), Free the Weed (police protocol as outside contraband), Detective Comics (terror effects per Herod mobilized).

Carlin Sarkesian: NSA fire mission from Armageddon MUD, "Khelkhet" as ops recruiter; in possession of United Nations literature and Uziel submachine guns and Israeli build Armalites; buried by State Police, Massachusetts.

Philip Enfield: Recognizance mission against Mossad Detroit and Insane Clown Posse air field labor recruit; report through witness into police, capture by Rhode Island State Police and execution inside corrections after holding period; "99" call, confirmed capture, Seventh Day Adventist (Church of Nestor, Turkish CIA) phone signal.

John Washburne: Contact of Marvel Comics cell, through pawn played, Gwenn Pratt; captures of Counselor Nixon, MI-6 Service Operator "Cusack" (Washburne's stage name in Hollywood), and Vampy Burrill (Green Beret, in desertion).  Marvel Comics purchased by Disney, John Washburne quietly removed and family removed from arts, and Vampy returned to her unit for 7/7 bombing on full report and return.  Counselor Nixon placed at UMass-Amherst police station with State Police observing demand of Congress law (despite being a lawyer, not a soldier or cop, Congress or State Legislature; lawyers using courts), Gwenn Pratt's State Department access out of Hartford station removed, and John Washburne quietly killed and framed as "Juice Ortiz" by the FBI on "Sons of Anarchy".

Keith Velasquez: German Police Counter-Terror, out of New Hampshire station, "cigarettes", INTERPOL private detective out of the Netherlands and High Times magazine and NORML; suicide staged through USAF advisor, Ivan Boris Tomasic, undercover in IDF through Russian-Basim handler on high hire through the Church of Satan (Russian-Catechism), and body recovered in Essex County growing stations for marijuana, dead of foaming at the mouth from smoking Raid on a witnessed theft of sold contraband to NSA HUMINT on the ground; Essex Deputies Union, recovery of documents to Boston Police Department, Municipal PD, and turnover to State Department Washington DC, through Boston State Department.

Marisa Tomasic: Lodge challenge from Ivan Tomasic, on veracity of Madison bloodline held in Lodge on right hand, bent thumb, age 9; fPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Buddhism is fucking predatory as shit, only saved by the fact that its buzzwords are parroted around. Seems like it was rightfully criticized since early Hinduism until the 1900s where it got syncretized because of opportunism. Really don't believe it's compatible with socialism, especially with it's buzzwords like "mindfullness" and "manifestation" becoming commonplace.
15th century monk
>He was known for his crazy methods of enlightening other beings, mostly women, which earned him the title "The Saint of 5,000 Women". Among other things, women would seek his blessing in the form of sexual intercourse.
>He is credited with introducing the practice of phallus paintings in Bhutan and placing statues of them on rooftops to drive away evil spirits. He is also known for Chimi Lhakhang, the temple of fertility.
20th century monk
>He drank, smoked, slept with students, and often kept students waiting for hours before giving teachings.
>Some of his own methods and actions, particularly his heavy drinking, sexual predation, and his ordering of the sexual assault (forced stripping) of a student and his girlfriend, caused controversy during his lifetime and afterward.
>Trungpa often combined drinking with teaching. In some instances Trungpa was too drunk to walk and had to be carried. Also, according to his student John Steinbeck IV and his wife, on a couple of occasions Trungpa's speech was unintelligible. One woman reported serving him "big glasses of gin first thing in the morning."
>The Steinbecks wrote The Other Side of Eden, a sharply critical memoir of their lives with Trungpa in which they claim that, in addition to alcohol, he spent $40,000 a year on cocaine, and used Seconal to come down from the cocaine. The Steinbecks said the cocaine use was kept secret from the wider Vajradhatu community.
>19th century monk
>Other behavior was troubling as well. As one scholar who has studied the community noted, Tendzin was "bisexual and known to be very promiscuous" and "enjoyed seducing straight men" but the community "did not find [this behavior] particularly troublesome." Not all his partners were unwilling; one scholar noted "it became a mark of prestige for a man, gay or straight, to have sex Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

So, is Artemis II a hoax?
Is ALL space travel a hoax, including the Venera probes sent by the USSR?
Why bother pretending that we can leave this planet…hmmmm

is he right?

>Fresh controversy is brewing after Errol Musk claimed that Jeffrey Epstein is still alive, calling the official account of his 2019 jail death “absurd.” Speaking during his visit to Russia, he pointed to alleged security lapses and revived long-standing conspiracy theories surrounding one of the most debated cases in recent years.
>The claim has triggered strong reactions online, with many questioning the narrative while others dismiss it outright.

lets go thru the allegations
>witness at the prison made a post on 4chan. he saw jeffry epstein being taken out of his room the night before. he said the bodies might have been switched. whats suspicious is that in the epstein files we saw that the FBI subpoena 4chan and all his accounts to find the witness.
>xbox live account was online after his death

I have recently heard of a theory regarding how money is technically what we can consider magick. I do not remember it's exacts but I will try to paraphrase it:
>Magick involves the extrapolation of a desire into a particular object
>We can consider talismans as well as enchanted objects to be part of these particulars
>Money is a literal piece of paper that loses value immediately after it's used
>Despite that, it has driven men to madness, and men to hatred
>It has driven wedges in families, it has burned bridges where there could be one
It is a valueless object that has been imbibed values across centuries. It is an object that replaced barter.
Think of it. It's a literal bill that you can produce by yourself. Do you really believe most practitioners at the top want you to know more about magick? Why else do you think we are literally referred to as the esoteric path? You can consider money to be similar in it's structure.
I am not saying that money is evil or that we should undertake drastic measures to purge it, what I am saying is that it is much like magick, for example, the Islamic cult believes that magick is very much real and should be purged.
What are your thoughts?

Help other practitioners, get helped by other practitioners. Any faith is fine, but if you're helping someone mention which style of magick or system you focus on. Bless you.

Comrades… how do I learn magic? What forms of magic are real and not fake and how can I prevent myself from being led astray by fake teachers? How can I impose my will on the world around me to create a better reality for me and the people I care about?

For context in 1967 during the 6-day-war the Zionist regime bombed an American battle ship called the USS Liberty killing 34 American crew members. Israel claims that they thought it was an Egyptian ship despite the fact that they suspiciously were flying an American flag when Israel bombed it. So I’m just gonna say it, there is no way in hell that this was a mistake, even the Joint Chief of staff accused LBJ of trying to Cover it up! So I you should agree that the attack was deliberate, but I still don’t know why Israel did it because it is hard to find information because it’s similar to the Epstein stuff in the way that there are tons of Right-wing conspiracies too, all I can find are just Groypers saying “THE MOTIVE WAS THAT THEY ARE JEWS AND JEWS ARE EVIL AND WANNA ATTACK OUR GREAT TROOPS BECAUSE THEY ARE JEWS AND AMERICA WAS IN ON IT TOO!!!” Which is bullshit, you can’t just say that Jews did this for no reason, the only credible theories I could find where that either Israel was trying to do a false flag and make it look like Egypt did this so they could get America to join the war but failed, or that Israel was trying to distract America from a Golan heights invasion.

Were you abducted by aliens? What kind of aliens? What did they do to you? What are your expectations for disclosure? What would you do if they gave you the keys to the spaceship? How would you rate your abduction experience out of ten stars?

Me:
>abducted by the greys
>they drugged me on Ativan (I've been given it enough times to recognize the feeling) and harvested my sperm
>the morning after this abduction I found out my ex was pregnant with my child
>child was born with a heart defect and died before she was two

My opinion on disclosure: There's a truth to the theory that they're hiding the truth about aliens because people would have an immediate "we have to kill them all" reaction. My story isn't uncommon, this is the kind of shit everyone who gets abducted by the greys goes through. If there are other species of aliens, they aren't stopping the greys, so they're all our enemies as far as I'm concerned. I don't care if they gave us the tech for the internet or whatever, if they needed my sperm to save their species or something, they could have fuckin' asked. If they abduct me again I'm fighting through the hypnotics and crashing that bitch of a ship into their own fleet.

>rate your abduction experience
0/10 stars, would nuke the grey homeworld if given the opportunity

Easily the greatest conspiracy sci-fi film of 2025. 10/10
Watch Bugonia.
Two conspiracy-obsessed young men kidnap the high-powered CEO of a major company, convinced that she is an alien intent on destroying planet Earth.
No spoilers.