/ufo/ - Paranormal and Conspiracies

Honestly, you conspiracy theorists leftists are adorable and so chuuni. I would date and marry the majority of the posters in this board. You're all intensely adorable

https://youtu.be/vz8Yl9itGU4?list=RD-YSw6N3QmkY

So Master of Earth was a youtube channel from the early to mid 2010s making videos about his religion and spirtuality (which seems to be this sort of blend of Zen Buddhism and Pantheism of some sort) and other things like chem trails, aliens and alternative medicine (kind of). So yeah in my opinion he's a pretty cool and I'd like to hear your opinions on him

Like it was cool when westerns governments denied alien's existence but now that they admit it I think that it was either all a lie to distract us from real conspiracies or it wasn't really that big of a deal anyway.

This is a psyop created by a elite few to control generational wealth accumulation. They themselves do the complete opposite - they cherish the memories of their ancestors and continue passing down knowledge and wealth to each generation without putting any of them into predefined boxes. Remember, you are the physical manifestation of your ancestors’ will to survive.

With that being said, there is a challenge to set an example for others—to accumulate wealth in a healthy way that will empower and unite our families and communities.

Is it a comet or alien spaceship. It is most likely a comet, but the anomalies are a bit sus. The acceleration beyond what was predicted was minor and the nickel and iron content anomaly was debunked. The anti tail is weird, but unless it drastically changes trajectory its most likely a comet.

>US discovers aliens are real and Earth isn't special in the 1940s via Roswell.
>Prepares to announce to the public that aliens are real.
>Israel is formed.
>Oops, Jewish cosmology relies on the idea that Earth is special.
>Proceeds to hide the existence of aliens throughout the entire 20th century so bourgeois cosmology isn't destroyed.
>Starts paying a few people to say aliens are secretly Old Testament demons so even if confirmed, Zionists have an excuse.

The entire UFO phenomenon is hidden so Zionist bourgeois ideology and cosmology doesn't crumble.

Found this buried in old logs while cleaning up a cluster.
Thought it was docker junk. It wasn’t.

https://hastebin.ianhon.com/1bb4

What follows is a fictional declassified incident report that keeps resurfacing across unrelated systems. Read before it disappears again.

DOCUMENT ID: RFS-11-Σ
CLEARANCE: ██████
STATUS: Declassified for “research purposes”

SUMMARY:
On ██/██/20██ at 11:11 local time, multiple civilian GPU clusters reported synchronized anomalies involving repeated numeric sequences: 11 / 111 / 11,111.

Initial cause was labeled a power fluctuation. That conclusion was withdrawn.
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So a buddy of mine works as a security contractor—Mall Cop or Night Watchmen tier stuff. Anyways, he's a Socialist, has a pretty materialist worldview, and has been a skeptic of most idealistic woo-woo for as long as I've known him.

Recently he's been experiencing some genuinely creepy stuff in one of the locations he's been assigned to, and apparently some of his coworkers have too. It started off with weird one-off occurrences: hearing footsteps running behind him only to turn around and see nothing there, hearing doors slamming open and closed on the floor above him, getting an experience of someone breathing behind him. Recently it's gotten a lot worse. He's experienced some strange hallucinations: a black dog running across his path and disappearing into a wall, figures looming over his shoulder or peaking at him from behind corners, and even strange figures staring at him from behind second-story windows. It's spooky stuff, he can't explain it, and neither can I. Not helping things are the weird occult graffiti at his workplace: pentagrams and stuff.

Everything from Ghost Hunting to Occult Philosophy has been a guilty pleasure of mine. And seeing as we don't have a thread on sp00ky shit, I figure I might as well make one.

Consider this the start of the /x/-files! A place to push the boundaries of Socialism to the outer limits of the universe. Everything from Ghosts to ESP to Magic or Cryptids and what their impact on the Socialist movement could be. Questions like:

>Do AyyLmaos exist and are they Comrades?
>Can we summon the specters of dead Revolutionaries for advice?
>Are the Bourgeoisie literally Demons?
>Can Occult rituals stir the global proletariat to action?
And so many more.

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>Putin explaining Russians why he plans to conduct on January 7th another false flag (as he did in 1999) apartment bombings to blame Ukrainians for them (previously he blamed Chechens in 1999).

In this thread we are going to comment events if that actually happens (bombings, not Putin explaining to Russians why he conducted them).

Grandfather used to tell folk stories.I remember one where there was this old protestant house on the hill, every night the apples used to disappear off the tree and reappear in the morning.

The other was he and some friends were coming home from a dance and they saw a light in the sky following them, the light stopped when they passed over a river.The next day one of the friends died.Basically angel of death.