/ufo/ - Paranormal and Conspiracies

American Peoples: Chinese-Siberians; circa 30,000 years of fighting to inbred, per local systems of commodity; unique to Chicago, central tribal exchange; distance of price and proximity of specialty, sport as having determined fair war of inbreeding to remove flaw of coup, deportation to Seminole Lands south of Mason-Dixon if tongue twister on another Siberian, deportation to Aztec lands and to Happy Hunting Grounds of Puerto Rico if having circle assaulted, and development of hounds as sport pets.

French Academy: Seven Years War to World War 2; Colonial soldiers born to practice of English literary heroes outside Magistrate as God, under "Villainy"; New Deal and GI Bill to change to university understanding of war as outside direct belligerent, military as confronting causes instead; improved communications per university, "The Pentagon".

Special Forces Imperialism: George Bush Sr., international events as determined under o'Conti Papacy rules; Innocent the Third, slogan as punished by police draft; Alexander the Ninth, the Dauphin as sole genome capable of determining rule outside of Nostradamus or another Savoy, an autistic and savante genome to fraud a rival; Gregory the Fourth, the creation of a linguistic form of slang to admit poverty at common term of exchange to describe self as homosexual, a witch; Innocent the Eighth, the code of rule having refused membership at education outside direction print.

"Firefly": Special Missions Force.

Recruited, "Silver"; "Jenna Hager".
Trained, "Khel"; "Sara Brown".
Paperwork, "Peebo"; "Peter Tsaptsaris".

Declared Major: Pre-Law History (undercover cop, Pre-Law; History, ROTC AF 2003, UMass-Amherst; oil states, Middle East and Latin America; trained secondary, Chinese Philosophy and Kazakh History, Own Genome Superlatives at Peak Form).

Targets Hit:

Kuwait City: Hijackers, inmates as victims of Saddam, MI-6 corrections unions. Now suffering from diabetes, gout, obesity, and other maladies; fast food investment.

New York City: Five Families, Adolf Hitler's Menonite voters to Reichstag and Chancellor; prints of dozens of fiction parts and many more video game references; all of Robert the Bruce, Gaza English; Anglo-Saxons, English-Catholics; "Hamas".

Friends Stand United: Hit on Syrian-Catholics, Tel Aviv and Northern Damascus Caliphates, Napoleonics; Druze. Sudoku, revealed as pre-Chess game, to strip away family independence; psychotic delusions induced by television, through retarded; "DEA".
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>>949
29 days for 42chan

>>948

I don't think he was bright enough. It was the CIA. They are a rogue government agency and Dubya was in on it, but didn't orchestrate it himself.

The thing about how there was a wargame simulating the exact thing that happened going on the exact same day it happened is suspicious as fuck, I'll say that.

OF COURSE NOT! Why would you ever think such a silly thing? Heh Heh, you need to get off the Internets and back into real life heh heh!

>>909
> hit someone's eyes and it reflected back like a cat or a dog
>>941
>Methamphetamine abuse can cause the pupils to dilate and cause a "glassy" eye effect but not reflect light like the eyes of cats or dogs because humans lack that organ. So it wasn't just someone on meth it was someone with inhuman, possibly reptilian eyes.

Mirrored contact lenses uyghas

>>909
>Once when I was walking with a friend at night in a woodsy exurb we saw what we thought was some kind of animal but it seemed to morph into a human. I told my friend that bears can stand up but it had a round head like a human and my friend said it was a skinwalker

Gorilla

>Once when I was at a punk party years and years ago I was in a separate room with who I thought was the host and two beautiful women. They were really interested in me and asked me kind of sexual questions as well as what I ate that day. Then I noticed that all three had really sharp, long incisors. Not saying that they were vampires but they may have been in a weird cult.

No its either sexy body mods or fake fangs, but tbh most people who get them can't pull off the look and just end up looking like retarded e-whores

>>958
Gorilla

>>904

what I mean by that is that they aren't really sapient/sentient

>>905
Ghosts are thought of as lost souls in purgatory who need to make up for some of their sins to get into Heaven, according to Catholic thought

>>913

I was raised Catholic and never heard that. Souls in purgatory aren't "lost," they need to purge themselves of sin through suffering before they can enter heaven. But every soul in purgatory will eventually be saved at the end of eternity.

>>959
I prefer ghosts over a nonexistent higher power. There's more proof of ghosts than Heaven's existence.

>>961
Well sure but "Catholic thought" is codified in Rome and has pretty specific eschatology, unless you are referring to the beliefs of lay catholics, which are often in contradiction to the Holy See

>>923
interesting

>>923
Very interesting. The Epstein cabal also entertained many scientists. ITS ALL CONNECTED BRO

>>886
Jim Carrey used to actually be funny, like in these old comedies that I used to watch with my dad. Jim used to do these over-the-top facial expressions that were brilliant. Now, I don't even recognise him anymore. Maybe that's the reason. Because America is an oligarchy that needs to be slain

why does epstein have so many incriminating pictures of himself?
It makes sense to have them of the people he wanted to blackmail, but there's a ton of pix of him with underagers

>>906
Because he could? He never really got into much trouble, so why not?

>>917
based

counterpoint: these people are just psychopaths and not even that smart

>>748
don't demons come from hell by definition

>>460
>cool that they made a whole board for psychotic retards just to drive up "engagement"
Amazing how a "Marxist" website allows Volkish/Nazi mysticism and QAnon bullshit. The people that run this place have absolutely no standards whatsoever.

>>910
Guess what edgelord, .neet also has a paranormal board.
The truth is out there.

>>910
The board is here because funny.

I had a friend who was navy, in a nuclear sub.
He said that they would encounter USOs (unidentified submarine objects) regularly that would not move in logical or physically possible ways, just like UFOs.
Could be fucking with me but he's a PTSD bro so I doubt it. The aliens are underwater