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>>2770772Latest Trvkes:
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>Brought to you by Casio, the finest maker of countdown timers. 654 posts and 134 image replies omitted.>ceasefire announced.
>suddenly IRGC cares more about striking Israel than striking dumb Bahrain.
My suspicion: The IRGC, which in recent days said it had been exercising "restraint in light of diplomatic efforts," underestimated the level of cuckoldry of the civ government and thought the diplomatic efforts meant more than throwing away a military initiative for a mere promise from Trump. Now IRGC is livid.
>>2772667Who knows at this point. I mean we’ve been getting “president is furious with bibi!” Bullshit since Biden.
>>2772749maybe they think the US is more likely to follow the ceasefire than Israel
(which is true)
>>2772667all of you are getting played and tag-teamed
>>2772745Still waiting for your answer here, shlomo
>>2772736 I don't give a shit about your the rabbie who ate your forskin. You can make another thread about that to help sort you things out
new bread when?
please stop talking about foreskins god damn
>>2772749IRGC should coup the CUCKslamists and SHITvil government and have a military junta rule Iran and lead the war efforts.
>>2772757
brainlet
>>2772757
>NATO prepares to advance the war on Yemen and Iraq
Since when?
>>2772740
Because most ziopigs are racist white supremacists and israel is an example of that
>>2772765
Epstein, the neonazi Peter Thiel's closest buddy a man who cheered on tribalism and backs numerous white supremacist voices online
>>2772765
Sure, shlomo. It's just a coincidence that two different people are sperging out about their white ideology being associated with being jewish at the same time in the same thread lmao
>>2772757
yeah this stink
So give me the QRD on the ceasefire - why is it good for Iran? I wouldn't be surprised if Israel and the USA break it since Israel isn't known for following ceasefires
Epstein literally wanted more white men to move to Israel and become citizens and have the conversion laws lowered immensely because he thought it would help fight back the ebil brown muslims
>>2772774
Thanks for at least admitting that zionists are friends with neonazis
>>2772779They control the straight for now. Wouldn't call it good though until Israel is gone
>>2772779Iran establishes dominance over the strait and gets an economic boost from the new fees + lifted sanctions.
>>2772780
Jewish supremacist on suicide watch for having been btfo'd forever LOL
>>2772779It's good for Iranian and gulf Porkies cuz they'll get to regroup and have more $$$
>>2772779the problem with breaking the ceasefire is that it doesn't immediately solve what the entire war was meant to achieve, stopping the uranium enrichment and missiles
>>2772752>maybe they think the US is more likely to follow the ceasefire than IsraelHow hilarious would it be if Iran intends the ceasefire to be between Iran and the US and not between Iran and Israel… basically letting Trump make it even clearer (if that's possible) that he's Bibi's dog.
Admittedly I'm probably coping and not wanting the fizzle to come.
>>2772768Who is this "regional official?"
>>2772782>lifted sanctions.is that actually a part of the deal?
>>2772792I will laugh so hard if Iran gets its sanctions lifted by showing ruthless force against American bases/assets while Putin has spent over a year trying to woo Trump with business deals.
>>2772796Didn't Russian sanctions get lifted recently because of the recent conflict (to offset oil prices)?
>>2772800Only a minimal set of sanctions and temporarily. Putin spent four years sending oil and gas to his enemies who were sanctioning him and sending weapons to Ukraine. Iran managed to get Iran
and Russian oil sanctions lifted in a matter of weeks lol.
>>2772803They will say thank you to Trump in a week when Amerikkka starts another attack
>>2772804Really makes you think how cucked Russia is
>>2772768>>2772799Oman is the "do nothing, win" of West Asia.
if you goys ain't putting the house on oil futures right now you're retarded
that shit is gonna double in price in 2 more weeks
mods unban the TOR node on leftypol it's been about 4 straight days by now I need to shitpost
>>2772667dead cant seethe
>>2772702You can also bet that Chinese porkies will be all over Iran snatching up those sweet sweet reconstruction contracts, so Iran will probably also become much more integrated into the Belt and Road.
>>2772823Mr breast I have no money to investment mr breast pls
>sanctions gone
>tollbooth stays
>nuclear program continues
Total Iranian & Chinese victory. Anything else is cope.
>>2772873Not to mention US military infrastructure in the region being badly mauled, the potential dissolution of the US-GCC alliance, and the massive loss of American prestige and credibility.
>>2772893Yes, also huge damage to NATO, confidence shook in the US being able to protect maritime trade, and guarantee energy transport to Asian allies, push for Green energy and decarbonization, weakening of US weapons stock and deterrence in Asia among others.
—❗️🇺🇸/🇮🇱/🇮🇷 WHAT HAPPENED, BASED ON CURRENT INFORMATION:
– The U.S. has agreed to stop all attacks against Iran for a period of two weeks.
– In return, Iran will not strike U.S. assets or other targets in the Persian Gulf during that time period.
– The Strait of Hormuz remains CLOSED during these two weeks, but if Iran doesn’t open it, the war will resume (according to Trump)
– Israel is NOT part of the ceasefire and Iran will continue targeting it.
>>2772912>– Israel is NOT part of the ceasefire and Iran will continue targeting it.source
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