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>>2786455Praise be to Allah thank you for your attention to this matter DJT
>>2786452Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent.
The settlement/expiration date for the WTI May contracts is on the 21st of this month, and the markets open in around 5 hours.
A looming settlement date puts upward pressure on the price and forces it to align more (but not necessarily completely) with physical prices.
>>2786468Pissrael will get everything it wants because Cuckran and the Cucksis of Resistance loves taking L after L falling for the same trick over and over
>>2786454why are they hurting trump
what's on the menu today?
>>2786476Always bet on NEH if you hope for something good
>they arent hedging their SAH long positions with calls on NEH
What has been going in Lebanon since Trump truthed that Netanyahu is "forbidden" from attacking?
>>2786481They're still killing people. Tons of videos have been coming out of zionazi drones killing kids
>>2786481Airstrikes still continue, but that has been the case since 2024.
>>2786481zionists armies withdrew from the southern towns, but they have been aerial bombing or leaving bombs to then detonate them after leaving the towns.
>>278648210 years of non stop killing kids and only one country has the balls to stop it. Hopefully they make them stop.
>>2786487>nly one country has the balls to stop itwhich?
>Iran’s DeputyFM:
>No (HEU) enriched materials will be sent to the US. This issue is not open for discussion.
>IRNA: Denial of the published news about the second round of negotiations in Islamabad
>Exclusive to IRNA
>The published news about the second round of negotiations in Islamabad is not true.
>America's excessive demands and unreasonable and unrealistic claims, frequent changes in positions, continuous contradictions, and the continuation of the so-called naval blockade, which is considered a violation of the ceasefire agreement, along with threatening rhetoric, have so far hindered the progress of the negotiations, and under these conditions, there is no clear prospect for fruitful negotiations.
>The news published by the United States is their media game and part of the "blame game" to pressure Iran.
>>2786508Argentinians clap to this shit like seals
>BREAKING: Trump has pulled VP Vance from the Pakistan talks over "security reasons," reversing his announcement from minutes ago. Witkoff and Kushner will lead the delegation instead.
The hostile symbiosis between System A and System B continues.
>>2786508he didnt just kiss the wall he full blown converted via chabad
>>2786512nooo geopolitics is just like sports nooo
>>2786508he's done it before
>>2786536AI. its not real.
>>2786539Not much is these days.
I don’t think Iran or the US actually exist
>>2786512>hostile symbiosis someone doesnt understand what symbiosis is
>>2786544it's all holograms LOLOL. we're all asleep in 1920s kansas. dorothy wake up
schizos, i swear >>2786544neither has been scientifically proven
>>2786544do you know anyone from the US? I don't
>>2786568>>2786569>bomb children <i sleep>impolite language<real shitossified bourgeois morality in a nutshell
>>2786572i don't trust USAnian cops to honestly or accurately charge anyone with anything. most likely they're setting her up over some grudge. maybe she humiliated one of the pigs at some point
>>2786568his threat to kill a whole civilization worked though
>>2786595It illustrated he is an existential threat to all of humanity.
>>2786595What did he win? He's been announcing all the amazing things Iran conceded, like giving up their uranium, and every time it turns out to be bullshit a day later.
Did that unfreezing of billions of Iranian assets thing ever happen?
>>2786613Its 2026. This is no longer News.
420chan coming back is a bigger happening than this
>>2786603iran stopped bombing the gulf and israel while they run dozens of resupply flights daily
>>2786618Not relevant to the Iran thread but did it really? Same url?
>>2786605the draft coming back will be a true test of what the burger regime is capable of, and whether the burger worker will actually put up any resistance.
>>2786605If they're gonna bring back the draft they'll need a lot of fat camps.
>>2786632Ozempic Communism
>>2786613Since when did these things matter to them? He got one thing right in that the way Donald floods the zone his disciples suffer cognitive dissonance where 'truth and facts no longer matter', but then their reality becomes jingoistic, full of anxiety where they try to avoid facts and logic in favor of rhetoric and/or violence. They've always done this, tho..
>>2786592that impolite languages is when he threatened to do what he did with the 168 little girls bombed, but with a whole nation, though. that's the same truthsocial post.
how did iran go from giving the great satan the bloody nose of the century to cucking out and losing in just a week
did they run out of missiles or what
>>2786698>to cucking out and losing in just a weekIs this a troll or are you legitimately retarded?
>>2786701israel and the gulf states are getting huge supply runs every single day and israel basically got the piece of clay in lebanon they wanted, how are they losing exactly?
>>2786703Trump at it spinning yarns again, aye.
>>2786621lol, the ceasefire only happened because the US folded and accepted the "10 point plan" and stopped bombing. They can resupply as much as they want, they cant replace the billions worth radars and dont have enough air defence missiles either anyway
and hormuz, the most important part of the whole show, is still closed
Lots of planes coming in just now. Currently eight C-17s are on their way to MENA. And earlier today there were ten C-17s and three A-400s.
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C-5 that went to MENA yesterday seemed to have landed in Nevatim Airbase, and it was last seen heading to east.
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ae057c>>2786705>huge supply runsin what? in good wishes?
lmao
>Iranian source to Al Jazeera: In light of Trump's statements about holding negotiations & inconsistency with what is actually happening between Iran and the U.S., we believe we’re facing a deception by the enemy & we’re on the verge of a new round of escalation. Iran is making the end of the naval blockade a full condition for going to Islamabad.
>Iranian parliament member to Al Mayadeen: In accordance with the directives of our Leader, we will not accept any negotiations conducted under pressure, nor will we participate in them. We will confront Trump and all his lackeys in the region; the goal of negotiations is to make the Americans understand our conditions.
>We will not make concessions to anyone; we insist on our rights in the Strait of Hormuz and will establish a special regulatory framework for it in accordance with international law. The Strait of Hormuz will not return to its former state, and the enemies' attempt to obtain enriched uranium is aimed at resuming aggression.
>We will not accept a halt to uranium enrichment, nor will we accept any new conditions; the enemy has lost the battle and must accept our terms.
>>2786703how do we spin this as iran winning
>>2786722So are we back?
BTW, read an article that kinda says the IRGC is basically in command and they dont follow what diplomats say after talks with the US anyway…
>>2786705The Iranians aren't sitting idle, either. They've repaired the damage to the missile bases' entrances, for example.
We'll who benefitted more from the 14 day pause.
Is China doing anything about being cucked out of like 10% of their oil?
>>2786721Maybe they're talking about food. Even the US pirate ships are low on food.
Zionists attacking trump:
>Maariv (Newspaper): The Israeli public, which sent its sons and daughters into the line of fire and paid an unimaginable price in blood, sweat, and the destruction of homes, feels that no clear result has been achieved. The feeling is that the heavy price has been paid in full, but the "product" - real security and the removal of the threat - has not been provided. This is an erosion of national resilience, a situation in which the public begins to wonder whether its sacrifice has a strategic purpose.
>On the other hand, on the Iranian side and its branches, the logic is completely opposite and discouraging. For the axis of evil, the concept of "victory" does not require the destruction of the IDF; it only requires the survival of the organization. The mere ability to survive the Israeli blow, to stay on its feet and to force a powerful country like Israel to sign a ceasefire under the auspices of the superpowers, is seen as a great success.
>This success immediately translates into a sense of victory that fuels the narrative of the "resistance": We have defeated the Zionist military machine. This was the case with Hamas, and this is what is happening now with Hezbollah. For them, every minute of ceasefire is a minute of reconstruction, strengthening, and planning for the next massacre.
>This is the colossal mistake of the West, and of Trump in particular. They are trying to apply the rules of the business world – a world of compromise, profit sharing and striving for a middle ground – to a region where the game is “zero sum”. In the Middle East, today’s compromise is tomorrow’s missile fuel. While the West seeks “stability” so that the markets will calm down, Iran seeks “existence” so that its ideology will prevail. For the ayatollahs, time is the most precious resource.
>The current ceasefire is not a political solution; it is a strategic recovery period that allows them to fill their depleted warehouses and prepare the infrastructure for the next October 7th, perhaps this time from the north. The ceasefire that was forced upon us is a glaring warning sign. It reminds us that Israel’s security cannot rest on international promises or on “deals” by businessmen, however talented they may be. The responsibility for our fate rests solely on our shoulders.
>>2786729but they do
how long has it been since the last wave of true promise iv again?
>>2786767>This is the colossal mistake of the West, and of Trump in particular. They are trying to apply the rules of the business world – a world of compromise, profit sharing and striving for a middle ground – to a region where the game is “zero sum”. In the Middle East, today’s compromise is tomorrow’s missile fuel. While the West seeks “stability” so that the markets will calm down, Iran seeks “existence” so that its ideology will prevail. For the ayatollahs, time is the most precious resource.b-b-bruhhhhhhhh
they have got it exactly backwards!!!!!!!11
>>2786767>Zionists attacking trump:kayfabe, didn't read
>>2786776who really believes in him? no one believes in him. not even Iranians believe in him, after getting tens of politicians killed this year, and before this during other negotiations over the past years.
>>2786776only a Sith deals in absolutes
The US is a communist state and has been since 1865, the struggle against Iran and Palestine is the struggle to spread the revolution like comrade Lincoln wanted
>>2786783not real communism
>14) To ensure a basic level of quality, topics or posts will not be tolerated when contributions are not conductive to well-intentioned discussion. Therefore, posts or topics are likely to be removed at the discretion of moderation staff if they;
>b) imply reactionary or false positions of the userbase as a form of group shaming
>>2786776it's the opposite. no one here believes what trump or israel says and believe anything that comes from pro-iran telegram and xitter channels
>>2786784NATO is the permanent revolution AES
>>2786776Iran OBJECTIVELY ceized firing.
>>2786767>The ceasefire that was forced upon us…The responsibility for our fate rests solely on our shoulders.Does that mean zionists give up using the Torah to justify war? Therein, the rule was a small number against a larger power so they couldn't take credit for victory. If they fought on their own accord, like when Moses told them not to, they were defeated, and that case was the first of many exiles from a land that was promised on the condition of obedience. Even David, when he counted troops as his own, brought plague on the people, just as the people brought famine on themselves for asking Samuel to give them a king. Every time they were exiled, they weren't supposed to return to the land on their own. I still don't see how they sold Zionism or continue to try using Bible verses and people buy it.
>>2786786the probpem is that trump and israel sometimes tell the truth. like when the ayatollah was assassinated, and nobody believed it. and other times they tell lies
>>2786716Every time I see the term MENA, I can't take it seriously. I think of a slightly chubby Saudi femboy.
>>2786802I just assume the US/Isreal/NATO are lying until their targets prove otherwise like when Mohammad Deif was murdered
>>2786625>>2786618bad news… it fizzled too
>>2786568this is like when redditors post cartoons of mohammed or bacon because they think they will offend the muslims lol
>>2786739China has amassed the biggest oil reserves in the region and are basically energy-secure lol. it's going to be such a stark difference seeing the world starve while china is doing just fine next year.
>>2786725>>2786703The Iranians are saying they made the US military boat run away.
fizzled
NEH GAWDS winning as usual
Trump cut billions worth of treats and social programs to spend more in the military and burguer soldiers are still eating like medieval peasants, material explanation ? Lol
>>2786839>Trump cut billions worth of treats and social programs to spend more in the military and burguer soldiers are still eating like medieval peasants, material explanation ? Lolumm… uh… erm… fizzlesisters… i don't feel so good. I thought nothing ever happens.
>>2786839The money is directly going to zionists and child murdering weapons, dumb dumb
>>2786839why would the cannon-fodder mongrels get the treats?
>>2786839>eating like medieval peasantssubsistence farmers had to have
been eating better anon, i aint ever seen a slimy insole grow from a plant.
>>2786839fighter jets cost a billion trillion dollars
>>2786839the reason why the us military always loses wars once their wonder weapons stop working is because the arms industry bourgeoisie funnel most of the contract money into their pockets, not into like, a functional military
>>2786852it's because they send kids to fight a non-existential threat
it was already posted here
>>2786703>>2786707this is just how naval blockades work dude
>>2786872what is the point of this meaningless clarification, it is still piracy
>>2786454Based chudsraeli
Oh Elohim…
Oh Allah…
Please grant us more dead proles in this dark hour so we can push overproduction at least 2 weeks
>>2786873because saying that it's piracy is meaningless when it's how every singular one works, you damage and seize ships that breach a blockade
>>2786882Why is there a blockade of a blockade when they wanted the strait open which was open before they bombed the Shia Pope?
>Iran confirms US interdiction, seizure of Iranian vessel, says will retaliate ‘soon’Iran’s Hazrat Khatam al-Anbiya military headquarters confirmed an attack claimed by the US military on a ship in the Sea of Oman in a statement carried by semi-official Tasnim news agency.
>“The aggressive America, by violating the ceasefire and committing maritime piracy, attacked one of Iran’s commercial ships in the waters of the Sea of Oman by firing upon it and disabling its navigation system by deploying several of its terrorist marines on the deck of the mentioned vessel”, it said, confirming that the ship had been seized.
>“We warn that the Armed Forces of the Islamic Republic of Iran will soon respond to and retaliate against this armed piracy by the US military,” it added.https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/4/19/iran-war-live-tehran-says-no-date-set-for-us-talks-hormuz-strait-closed?update=4506380 >>2786896>y-you'll see!kek we'll need to start calling them IRGCucks and cuckmenei in the same vein of cucktin
>>2786454le defenders of lebanese christians
>>2786902ah I see we even have fallen down to the same "U NAFO XD" rhetoric from /ukr/ now
no dumbo I want israel gone but iran cucking out is what's getting in the way, pointing this out is the opposite of jidf
>>2786882wrong. some blockades could have legal basis (UNSC resolution or something) and it would not be piracy. this is a unilateral blockade by a party that just previously committed the crime of aggression against the party they are now blockading. Piracy is a fair description.
Also, what trump says about the Touska's "prior history of illegal activity" is also a lie. He is almost surely referring to its "violation" of unilateral/illegal US sanctions who nobody has any legal obligation to comply with. So he's reversing reality. The illegal activity is his and the USA's, not Iran's or the Touska's.
The broader point is who knows if any of this is real or it trump is writing fan-fic. trump is a pathological liar and fantasist. almost no point in paying attention to what he says.
>>2786890because they can't do anything to open it, so it's a big "no u".
Reported drone attack on US fleet
israel lost
>>2786934Sweet dude we'll never have to hear about them again.
I doubt amerikkka will lift the blockade, so when do we think the hot war continues?
>>2786944Bro if I never have to hear about that place again I'd really appreciate it.
>>2786950As the Iranians were saying it a few hours ago, the US was trying to stop a boat with their military boats but the iranians scared them off in the process.
>>2786954>see a Jew in an Arab country>YEAH KILL EM!Standard Zionist behaviour.
>>2786954it's so funny how they're confirming every antisemitic stereotype ever
my suspicion as of late has been that the trump jawbone is not just insider traders manipulating the markets, but also it's some insidious inverse: trump sees the oil market reacting as a perverse confirmation that he can continue fighting a losing war. he has gone on record saying "he expected oil to be much higher", he's probably seeing the futures do complete whack shit and going "it's not that bad, i can keep this up" so i suspect that he will continue until the damage is so irreversible, he can't reverse oil futures with jawbones and short positions.
>>2786976Yep this has been my suspicion too. Traders are trying to play smart-ass and as if they're one step ahead with the TACO trade, but Trump uses market prices as an indicator for whether it's bad enough so he won't TACO at all.
>>2786948Happening status: it's
>>2786967People always argue over who killed Jesus.
>It was the Jews!>It was the Romans!WRONG! it was my own sin that killed Jesus. 😔
And you won't learn that from Pulp Fiction.
>>2787002>pay for oil in Yuan and pay a fee, or embargo -Iran>if you do that, you're embargoed! -USAIt was a mini-stroke of genius from Trump to demand countries pick sides in this conflict, while being on the backfoot.
>lose to Houthis>lose to Iran<CLEARLY!<WHAT WE'VE BEEN DOING WRONG!<IS THAT WE DIDN'T EXPAND THIS WAR ENOUGH!A real aneurysm moment.
>>2786993It was Yahweh committing suicide but also not really, why does Judas go to hell again? He was the only one with the balls to commit to Yahweh’s plan when it would cost his own humanity and ability to go to heaven
>>2787002>>2787011n-nothing burger
the dedollarization was limited and was already happening
>>2787016>Judas go to hell How do you know that?
>He was the only one with the balls to commit to Yahweh’s plan Gospel of Judas was only after accepted by the Gnostic sect.
>>2787038>the Gnostic sect.gnostic is a modern scholarly label from dozens of sects that sometimes share overlapping traits like focus on secret knowledge, treating the god of the old testament as the demiurge, having apocryphal books that didn't make it into the pauline canon, etc.
anything to distract from the epstein files
>>2786976what does jawbone mean in this context?
>>2787002>could be bullshitI want to believe.jpg
>>2787011I coudl totally see the orange delulu expecting total victory, and unexpectedly receiving the unimaginable worst case scenario.
>>2787071In financial contexts, it means artifical sentiment manipulation.
Wish my gf was Israeli and I taught her revolutionary defeatism
Fuck my stupid arapoid life
Currently three C-17s are on their way to MENA. And earlier today there was another three C-17s.
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C-5 that flew from Nevatim Airbase has landed in the UAE.
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ae057c>>2787045because they are maga.
and in here, you see many maga lovers, trying to hide it.
>>2787110M-muh oil futures mufuga.
>>2787045well several countries were trying to normalize relations with iran in order to get oil across the strait with the irgc's blessing, so trump had to do something to stop that, as far as retarded decisions go, this is one of the few that at least makes logical sense, even if it's a risky move that will backfire eventually
Le interimperialist conflict
If you’re not Iranian thisis just another show to turn on or off at any point
>>2787140it won't be in a couple of weeks lol, this is causing permanent irreversible damage to the economy
>>2787097and remember, trump stated that this little country would spend $1.4t on the 2 months ago.
pure bullshit, they were never going to do so.
>>2787146So? What are you gonna do, not buy gas?
>>2787184it's not just gas, it's every fucking supply chain ever
>>2787002Either they give them the cash for their T-bills, which would cause the dollars to immediately flood back into the global and domestic markets and drive inflation, or they don't which drive the yield curves even higher. Either way this is not good for the US lmao
>>2787192Again, consumers are just gonna keep buying and whining and never doing anything because they fundamentally can’t do anything else
>>2787045Thing is the US is a major oil producer that doesnt need to use the strait to move its load.
(Same for Russia btw)
So it's actually about forcing Iran to feel the pain from the Strait being blocked
(since it's an oil economy just like pretty much everyone in the ME),
it's just that for Iran to feel the pain everyone in the world needs to feel the pain too, including amerifats in some sense.
But that's a sacrifice we're willing to make.
And for everyone else there is no alternative.
In a sense this is Trump taking the war to the next level.
Before the new military reality he ushered in is that US could attack the political leadership of any country with no warning or motive, no UN or NATO backing or anything just totolly on the fly.
Now the new reality is that the US can break the Law of The Sea and just use its navy broadly for any political and economic objective on any country.
And if China and Russia let it slide it just proves that the US is not only the world police as it became decades ago but strait up the shot caller and overlord of the world and the global sovereign, no if and buts.
With "resistence" amounting only to local deterrence but in no way representing an opposing force or alternate power.
>>2787206good viddy from maester penisprojectile
Mission creep status?
>>2787226World conquest and dissolving the UN at gunpoint in a month
>>2787233>dedicated treat providerbased
>>2787225god man this goes SO Hard
anyone have the video of the french jew acting as if he had been attacked by palestinian protesters when the police showed up
>Hezbollah: As Israeli occupation forces committed yet another violation—adding to a series of flagrant and documented breaches over the three days since the ceasefire came into effect—a convoy comprising eight armored vehicles, moving on Sunday, April 19, 2026, from the town of Al-Taybeh toward the old Al-Sal'a position in the town of Deir Siriane, was struck by an explosion. The blast was triggered by a cluster of explosive devices previously planted at the site by Islamic Resistance fighters. The explosion, which occurred in two phases between 15:40 and 16:40, resulted in the destruction of four Merkava tanks; flames were observed engulfing the vehicles before the enemy proceeded to withdraw them from the scene at 18:00.
>>2787337oh yeah im sure that all of the rape cases from court-immune foreign soldiers is super good for the economy
>>2787342devil's advocate but I'm sure UAE doesn't care about rape that much lol
>Tom Barrack, the US ambassador to Turkiye and envoy to Iraq and Syria, says that "benevolent monarchies" are the only successful system in the Middle East, advising against "putting on the cloak of democracy," saying the world "only respects one thing: power" - NYT
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