No.485662
>>485661>techno-feudalism and Mad Max scrapworld chaotic climate change warlord hell.For all the possible hell-futures that you could envision that sounds
mediocre No.485663
>>485662>For all the possible hell-futures that you could envision that sounds mediocreWe live in the boring-weird grimdark timeline in which all outcomes are simultanouelsy far more bizarre and horrifying, but also more boring than anything which can/is imagined beforehand. We may be able to guess, to estimate roughly how bad things will get, but they will always be weirder but somehow both duller and more depressing than we could possibly ascertain.
No.485667
This is the La-Nina of our discontent.
No.485668
>>485661Basically fanfiction. but a scenario i thought up
>Burgoids use us as flesh shields to launch some sort of delusional Neo-Campaign of the Dardanelles in fucking Taiwan.>20'000+ ADF troops end up getting stranded and either fucking shot/literally BTFO or put in POW camps for months to possibly years.>Our Navy gets peppered with Faster-then-radar Chinese Anti-Ship missiles.>Not even bothering to think about what our air force would be fucking doing during all this.<Collectively largest loss of life our nation has suffered for decades.>On top of this basically the entire fucking planet (and obviously china) outside of the most cucked anglosphere Vasselentstats of America (NZ+CAN+UK)>Muh green line and Muh ASX goes through the fucking floor into the earths core.>People thought the fucking shelves looked empty during covid lel.>The exact same 'crisis of our cooonsumer culture' that AusJuche described Covid causing happens x100, Mental illness ramps up into overdrive.<War ends, Total military and Geopolitical defeat for America, US loses most of its global influence outside of AUKUS + Can + NZ, We end up encircled by the Republic of PNG, East-Timor and the Republic of the Solomon islands (Now all hosting a PLA presence)
>The coping begins. (I.e November criminals)<"WE WERE W I N N I N G BUT THEN THE WATERMELEON JUDEO-BOLSHEVIK UNION-THUG CPA/ACP DEEP-STATE DEMOCRAT U.N GREENIES S T A B B E D - U S - I N - T H E - B A C K.">Communist/Socialist (I.e anyone to the left of the fucking Malcolm turnbull and Anthony Albanese) ban referendum 2.0, Passes with massive public support after being endorsed by every single newspaper and TV station in the country.<Shit just keeps worse, Weimar shit starts happening to the economy on account the US world system we're tied to coming undone>"IT'S NOT ENOUGH THE GREENIE COMMIE UN DEEP-STATE WATERMELEONS UNION THUGS JUST WONT STOP HELPING THE CHICOMS AND SABOTAGING AUSTRALIA!, THATS IT! NEXT TIME THEY PROTEST SEND IN THE RIOT SQUAD!">Wikipedia, 'Bloody Sunday' (Australia) No.485669
>>485668Basically this yeah, except when our fuel reserves run out (Only around a month's worth of petrol, no strategic fuel reserves lmao) because Chinese submarine convoy raiding has rendered any kind of sea transport basically impossible, the power stations will go off, water will stop being pumped up to our taps, JIT logistics systems will fail and there will be no food delivered to the supermarkets, no supplies to the hospitals, and even if the government enacts total fuel requisition/rationing, even the military will run out of petrol within a couple months rendering any kind of transportation between towns impossible.
End result of no power/water, agricultural failures (Farmers can't do shit with no fuel, pesticides, fertilizers, etc) and total supplychain break will optimisitcally be 1/3 of our country dying off, but perhaps more realistically like half. Survivors will band together after the war and, their minds unable to wrap themselves around the concept that the eternally exceptional west was defeated by the Nasi Goreng dynasty bug people will convince themselves that it was a massive conspiracy of said Watermelon judeo-bolshevik union thug communist deep state democrat un greenies.
This is of course assuming we aren't totally BFTO'd within a month, which is the most likely case scenario. It's probably reasonable to expect that any rational power would surrender long before then, but "our" leadership are hardly rational.
No.485670
>>485664What is the "What can you do, what can you bloody well do" incident?
No.485671
>>485669>their minds unable to wrap themselves around the concept that the eternally exceptional west was defeated by the Nasi Goreng dynasty bug people will convince themselves that it was a massive conspiracy of said Watermelon judeo-bolshevik union thug communist deep state democrat un greenies.
<"your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others" - Joseph conrad.Except in this case the 'weakness' of the enemy is an utter delusion drilled into us by CIA/Mossad/ASIO MK-Ultra style mind-games.
The majority of my relatives (all basically either delusional LNP vooting proles, Or petite bougies who own restaurants in Sydney or a farm training race horses or some shit) UNIRONICALLY believe that when we declare war on china for 'Reparations for covid' / 'defend taiwan' / whatever the fuck sky is telling them today, That we are just going to literally blitzkrieg our way right back through taiwan and then on to Nanjing and Beijing and then eventually to Xinjiang to 'free the Uighurs'
Their reasoning?
<"PPPPPPPFT Anon, It's written on their guns, 'made in china', Half of them probably wont even fucking fire when they try to shoot them"I've also come to realise in recent weeks that the majority of country seemingly thinks that history in East and SEA just stopped in 1950.
The Majority of us seem to think that everywhere in China and SEA are just verdant untamed tropical paradises with farmers wearing those conehats walking around tending to their rice.
No.485672
Jordies video on the Libs giving the catholics their own special corporation to handle catholic burial sites (+Giving them all the leftover land zoned for cemeteries) or however this dumb shit works.
It dosen't take into account one thing.
The catholic church in Italy, Spain, France, South-America usually sells a bunch of their graveyard spaces to Real-estate developers.
So thats what their probably doing. Now that the land belongs to this company their probably going to rezone and sell a bunch of it so Abdulahazzliahghazi property inc. and NonnaGispacho LTD. can build another fucking highrise or a model suburb lmao.
No.485674
>>485673>“What can you do? What can you bloody well do?” I saw there were tears in his eyes.:(
No.485675
>>485673the bourgeois court system must be abolished, along with all the other bourgeois institutions
No.485676
Guess what? I hope that every single one of ‘Nonnas all authentic Italian restaurant’s gets closed for five more fucking months.
I hope your all stuck at home doing ‘online learning’ for another half a year.
I hope not another fucking “foreign student” whose entire purpose is to work at 7/11 and pick fruit shows up on our shores.
Fuck Bougies, Fuck petite bougies and Fuck the intelligencia living off of societies patronage.
No.485677
>>485673God willing, I will make Ned Kelly look like a fucking pacifist
in roblox No.485678
>>485676what did he mean by this
No.485679
Would imageboards be subject to the libs dumb fuck Anti-Bullying legislation.
Getting dragged out of my house and being put in the dock and asked to tell a magistrate what the fuck I meant by “XYZ on the internet social media site leftypol.org/4chan” would be pretty funny lel
No.485681
>>485679Everyone here is a fed anyway
No.485682
>>485681nah i smoked weed once so im not techncally a fed
No.485684
>>485679kys
i-i-in minecraft, your honor. No.485685
>>485684im afraid that wont be a acceptable excuse
im afraid to say anon but to declare you…….
No.485686
>>485679Technically yeah. The rule probably isn't going to be enforced unless you're posting on big social media, under your own name or are otherwise actually getting to people/affecting shit. Either figure out how to speak ambiguously when posting under a consistant identity or post anonoymously with a VPN on image boards & you'll be okay. It's not that they can't track you down, but that it'll be a huge waste of resources to after every anonymous nobody on a backwater website beyond occasional "examples" (similar with internet piracy).
tl;dr Don't be an attention whore with a non anomymous identity like me & newspeakmax m8.
No.485687
>>485680Murdoch/Fairfax etc apparently control their entire media. Basically all of their programming is just recycled versions of the same rabid anti-china shit we get from "our" (CIA/Mossad controlled) media 24/7. In the era of media & social-media based spectacle ruling reality, that kind of weird boomer fever dream fantasy shit has more affect on how the public see and relate to the world than what is actually physically happening. When you're dealing with a majority non pety-bourg/non pacifiied population who are janked up on that level of delusion, physical violence on this level toward ethnic scapegoats is what you're going to get.
No.485688
>>485673>“What can you do? What can you bloody well do?”Not an aussie but this still tears me up every time.. :,(
No.485690
>>485680Murdoch and Costello basically either own or puppet own every single website, News-Agency, Newspaper and TV station in their country.
Literally just getting out of bed and going to work there is basically
>Wake up>Turn on your radio.>It's basically Sky-News in audio only format.>Walk to work, Pick up a paper on the way.>Solomon Islands equivalent of The Australian.>Get home.>Probably either literally sky news or some local analog on the TV.<You have to listen to this every day for 60+ years of your life.<You are trapped forever.No wonder they turned into the crazed villagers from Resident-Evil 5 waving Israeli and 'Trump won' flags while killing Chinese people who they think released the Wuhan bioweapon that has destroyed the world.
But as AusJuche pointed out a couple of posts back.
All it's going to take is a lose to China and America fearing that we may finally see through this fucking nationwide charade they've inflicted on us and they are going to shift the MK-Ultra operations into a whole other level.
We wont even have the fake sense of freedom from getting to choose between Murdoch and Costello and / or a Public broadcaster funded by the same Seppo occupied government it claims to criticize
Every. Single. Channel. Will. Be. Sky.
All of them constantly spewing full tilt reaction, Anti-China xenophobia and conspiracy theories meant to confuse and fluster us all.
They wont even need to pass a 'communist ban amendment' they'll basically just make it socially impossible to hold the positions they dont like.
Trying to tell your family members that 'Yeah no we shouldn't be giving the American military full oversight of our armed forces and liaisons in our government'
<"WAIT ANON! ARE YOU SAYING YOU DONT BELIEVE THAT THE GREENIE WATERMELEON DEEP STATERS BETRAYED OUR NATION TO THE CHINESE DURING THE PACIFIC WAR!!!??? HOW ELSE DID WE LOSE THEN?? THEIR ARMY WAS BETTER??? SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT CUNT!!!" No.485691
>>485690>Every. Single. Channel. Will. Be. Sky.And how are they gonna do that l.mao.
No.485692
>>485685D-declare you… What?
No.485694
>>485690Seppo here. I really like this post, can you make another one? Thx
No.485695
>>485691It already is. Watched the ABC's take on China? Insanity
No.485696
>>485690><"WAIT ANON! ARE YOU SAYING YOU DONT BELIEVE THAT THE GREENIE WATERMELEON DEEP STATERS BETRAYED OUR NATION TO THE CHINESE DURING THE PACIFIC WAR!!!??? HOW ELSE DID WE LOSE THEN?? THEIR ARMY WAS BETTER??? SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT CUNT!!!"fucking KEK
No.485698
>>485697unless a certain man vvith comical hair and overexaggerated lavvyering comes in then im afraid its time to go to jail
No.485700
>>485699Lumpens are a beloved part of Australian culture.
Even actual proles here love to fetishize and act up the 'pov' aspect of Australian life
<Everyone filming from their car as a women with poorly dyed bright red hair pushing an empty baby-stroller roams the mall asking random people for a smoke and / or 5$ (Often not even bothering to lie that she's just using the money to buy more smoke's)<Buying yourself the 3 cinnamon donuts + thick shake deal from the donut shop mall Kiosk and a meth head spying you through the exit doors and when you try and tell him you've got no money.>"NONONOLISTENBROTHERISAWYOUINTHEREWITHTHEDONUTPLACEYOUHAVECASHBROTHERPLEASEIKNOWITJUSTPLEASE!"<Shoeless lumpen running full tilt through coles around 9PM at night grabbing shit off the shelves, If you make eye contact with them for 0.01 seconds>"WHAT. THE. FUCK. AREYOULOOKINGATCCUNT!?"Lumpen in Australian culture are like Lepers in Medieval european.
It's considered virtuous and almost pious to assist them in their trials.
No.485701
>>485700Thats kind of nice anon. I am from the UK and from outside we dont really see aus inner city lumpens, we dont even think of the country of having endz like we do.
We have the glorification and bigging up here, its mostly cringe but also is far better than being pretender we dont exist, socially erased for all purposes.
No.485702
decided to early voot to get it out of the way.
Only 5 people on the ballot in my ward so i just shitpost vooted for the greens and called it a day.
No.485704
>>485703I used to date a chick from Australia whose great-great grandmother was involved in sewing the Eureka flag. Small world.
No.485705
>>485702>i just shitpost vootedbased
No.485707
Anyone got a scan of "The TISM Guide To Little Aesthetics"?
No.485708
>>485701Its cringe here, don't you worry.
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