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554 posts and 104 image replies omitted.>>800342>>800183Eighteen thru twenty four should be free to date any adult age they want. None of these ridiculous rules. Stop projecting your lack of maturation onto them
>>800345Then hang out with ugly and short people.
>>800345>I'm tall and built but have no presencelearn to juggle?
>>800345I'm going to suckle on my wife's Bull's nipples for the first time tonight.
>>800346i dont base my friendships on that and they are all shorter already anyway
>>800347is this slang for something
>>800345Don’t you know that it’s bad to make anything worthy of your life before thirty?
It stunts your empathy.
At least according to this anon.
(Pic related is just rationalized copium for failure to launch)
>>800345Yea.
This whole “enjoy your youth/take it easy” that society tells you in your teens and twenties is actually detrimental.
Not to say you shouldn’t but to often it implies remaining mediocre and “grounded” and stuck in idle recreation.
You ever jacked it so much you couldnt cum got bored and went outside? Happened to me today. Porns so fake and dumb. It should honestly be banned just so nibbuhz go outside and fuck in the real.
>>800370I think that's just you. Their are other ways to wile away your time other than porn that doesn't involve sex stuff. People might just start using their imagination more. Also people might just leave the house and touch grass just to scope other people out to whack off to later. It really depends on lots of things.
>>800373
>Women don't even find it attractive anymore after the Lesbian Wave of 2026 where they all decided to stop flirting with me.
Maybe you just walled hard.
The entire house shakes when the Bull comes up the stairs to the bedroom.
>>800395King Minos before sending the Minotaur in the Labyrinth.
>>800395Bro lives in the ineluctable prison
I think about this anorexic cracker chuddette I had a schizuationship with every time I can't cum with my gf, and it's starting to concern me. I think she might be the only woman I ever actually loved. I have a beautiful and sweet girlfriend and I'm pining over some mid pussy just because I could let all the internet bullshit out of my brain around her. She convinced an old friend from highschool to cut me off too.
>>800489>and I'm pining over some mid pussy just because I could let all the internet bullshit out of my brain around her.christ, fucking same. when i tried to break up with my gf i tried to mention something like this, tried to dilute it a little bit with "our convos are boring" but genuinely i can blurt out whatever shit i want with my situationship/lover and is a huge reason why i was cheating to begin with. she isn't even a chud, she's just tuned to my brain and it's driving me mental
The Bull has started nesting again.
>>800489>>800497humblebraggers out
>6'3
>bottom
there's a suprising amount of tall gay dudes into being cuddled
>>800617There’s yaoi stories about big-bodied ukes that are overlooked
>>800634Those are probably outliers. They’re probably miserable and self isolated like their cis counterparts
>>800370Nah. That’s just you.
People still go outside. Imageboard users need to stop projecting their vices onto others.
>whenever i find cool people with similar interests on twitter they turn out to be trans
Same. Trans women seem to make up disproportional number of cool people. Although I am aware that if I trasitioned I wouldnt be one of them, I just would be an unlovable incel chud with tits.
>>800644>I just would be an unlovable incel chud with tits.that's an improvement in some ways
>>800656You must marry them now.
Sometimes when the Bull hasn't unloaded for 24 hours I can hear a dull humming sound coming from his balls.
>>800758Anon, that's not a bull, that's your fridge!!
I was once messaged by a beautiful trans girl on grindr who tried to talk to me about yugioh and I asked her what would happen if you impermed a BEWD and she said "idk", to which i said "trick question that is an illegal play" and I never spoke to her again
>>800644I was born to be an ugly bastard who hotglues figurines but I ended up transitioning instead. you can do it too
TW: weird position toward trans
I didn't want to lose my virginity to a trans girl or NB. I just wanted my first time to be straight-forward and conventional, penis in vagina. Now that I've gotten that ritual out of the way, I'm happy to try experiences which are more exciting, including a lovely 40yo mommy spanking my lacy butt if I'm lucky
>>800774I can't find the greentext where anon kept masturbating to their neighbors absolutely thumping each other into the mattress every night
it was their washing machine >>800792at what age did you transition?
>>800796I used to think this way, but now I regret it. Honestly if my first time had been a cute trans girl or enbie blowing me it would have been better than condom piv with a woman 5 years older than me i didn't really like.
>>800814got on the whoremones at 5 years old. legally by 8.
>>800815Well luckily I managed to have condom piv with a woman 7 years older than me who i kinda like. And I don't regret it.
>>800839In this life if you really want to do something you just got to say fuck it and go for it. No matter the cost. Having inhibitions really sets you back from experiencing life. Boy do I know about being inhibited but I don't see myself changing.
>>800842I want to engage in mutual masturbation with you anon.
>>800851You already are by posting on leftypol.org
>>800854Ok I have my cock out and I've got a bottle lube next to me. Where are you at?
>>800859Help! I'm stuck in the lube bottle!
>>796368> When the child can go to nursery you go back to work, return to 50/50 but also do more of the school pick ups I don't think this is actually that common. If it takes a hit to career then 50/50 usually stops happening, maybe goes to 60/40 or less.
> This is precisely why 50/50 is a trap for women and why there is a rise in women choosing to be singleBecause they would rather be single than be with someone who isn't making good money. That's the subtext. It isn't about the person, money is the fundamental subtext of everything.
There is no true reciprocal because generally the way these relationships play out, it follows a leech/victim pattern where the first one always overstates the nature of their contribution (could be a man or a woman, but the latter is more encouraged by the hivemind).
The benefit of true 50/50 financially (or close to it) is that there's no bullshitting around it, it's purely quantitative. This whole "reciprocal contribution" thing is just one giant psyop/negotiation to extract more out of the opposing party. "Reciprocal" can always be distorted. The thing is with finances there's no bullshitting around it. It's an irrefutable number.
Say there's some wannabe SAHM that wants to bullshit their way into marrying a rich guy. This 50/50 requirement instantly filters out this type. Maybe it's not a true 50/50, maybe it's 60/40, but this type will be instantly infuriated by this type of boundary because it now means that they're being held to a standard. So it limits the kind of bullshit they can get away with
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