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Previous: >>2771934
CEASEFIRE EDITION
iRANians betrayed the international proletariat and will allow AmeriKKKan unipolarity world order to remain unchanged as long as it doesn't threat the profits of Iranian oil companies and the """"people's"""" reCUCKblic of Ch¥na
Latest TRVKES:
>iRANian porkies WON
>Gulf Porkies WON
>Ch¥nese Porkies WON
<The international proletariat LOST
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>>2773108
He is one

>>2773095
Of course. Nothing ever fucking happens, for all of the decadesposting the only real result of this whole ordeal is that Southern Lebanon is Israeli lebensraum.

>>2773109
But they're not amusing anymore. This isn't 2016

israel says it will keep attacking lebanon so iran threw them under the bus to save itself

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>*bombs another negotiation within a week's time*
Iran about to "fall for it again"

>>2773034
Israel's destiny has always have been to be thrown under the bus like any other proxy
even "to the last jew" will become a rally call in the near future

>Iran proposed making me Supreme Leader
>Praise be to Allah

>>2773116
>Habibis
>Aya-toolah
>cello kebab
The actual fuck?

>Iran's terms
>looks inside
>"Covering Iran’s losses from the war by creating an investment and financial fund for the country"
>it's just ExxonMobil agenda
Why are le national bourgeoisie so eager to take big multinational cock?

>>2773120
Because we don't live in your epic HoI4 mod. Business is business.

Market manipulation, the bombs will probably fly again before two weeks

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>>2773123
>business is business
True, there is no such thing as a national struggle, all war is a war against the working class. The American and Iranian bourgeoisie shake hands over the bodies of Iranian workers.


>>2773105
This is the ideal woman according to white men

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>>2772818
The trickle down is maybe if the war is big enough, you could have a cool job like artilleryman and lift your weights putting shells into big phallic bazookas on wheels or do cool ninja moves as special ops infantry, be a sniper, or at least make income being the army's slop cook and can actually buy a house and fuck your wife.
(Note: No guarantee of wife because you still believe in liberal consent…not even a boy wife)

Pic related of your job outside of perpetual war

The Dubaianese Liberation Army is quietly celebrating

The influencers are returning, and the Emirates A380s once again take to the skies

Sheikh McDoom just can't stop winning

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>>2773137
No way

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In case you still have any doubts, watch this.


>>2773120
Source? Big day for ultras if true

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>>2773123
>>2773128
Lethal TRVKEs

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Remember that this started back on March 21st when orange retard issued his first 48 hour "ultimatum." Then he issued a five day pause on that ultimatum which he eventually extended to a ten day pause. This was followed by another 48 hour ultimatum on April 4th, which was extended to today, Tuesday, April 7th at 8pm.

During this time, Trump couldn't make up his mind about the burger reich's military's "objectives," his messaging was erratic and his claims about the ongoing situation in Iran were wildly inconsistent to say the least.

He was also insulting allies cucked vassals and threatening Iran with war crimes and its wholesale destruction. Of course, this did nothing but escalate tensions with other countries and cause chaos around the world.

And now this latest announcement comes on the precipice of his "final deadline." A ceasefire that is contingent on Iran opening the Strait of Hormuz and keeping it open, whatever the fuck that means, and a proposal no doubt inspired by Trump's infamous "two more weeks bro" delay tactic.

The ceasefire plan also includes allowing both Iran and Oman to impose a toll on ships traveling through the Strait of Hormuz, which wasn't the case before, and the Farsi version of the agreement includes the stipulation "acceptance of enrichment" for Iran's nuclear facilities. Also, Netanyahu has excluded Israel and Hezbollah from the ceasefire agreement.

If all of this is the case, then what's the damn point?

Well, Trump's primary concerns throughout this whole fiasco have been with how the war is affecting his ratings and the stonk markets, and with how surging oil prices are bad publicity for him. It's also been a huge blow to his ego. Everything else is fake and gay as far as he's concerned.

For Trump, the real purpose of this agreement is damage control, mostly damages to his pride, and also to disguise it as some kind of brilliant achievement. But in reality, with each passing day, Trump was becoming more desperate and more distressed. So this ceasefire does more to alleviate his insecurities, soothe his fragile ego, and keep him from spiraling out of control more than anything else.

Also expect his followers to claim that this was all part of his 12D chess.

Global trade disruptions and market shocks, sharply rising oil prices, a massive price tag for taxpayers, rifts with allies, expanding conflict between Israel and Hezbollah, dead US soldiers, millions displaced, thousands of civilian casualties, including children… Indiscriminate bombings of schools, hospitals, residential areas and heritage sites, massive energy infrastructure damaged or destroyed, Persian Gulf allies shutting in their wells and taking the brunt of Iran's counter-attacks, NATO partners dealing with the economic and security blowback of the war…

No "regime change," no new "deals," no "freedom" for muh Iranian dissidents…

And all the while, Iran has gained significant leverage over matters of their sovereignty, their control over the Strait of Hormuz, and even the future of their nuclear weapons program.

my d-desert
m-m-my Arrakis…
m-my d-d-d-dune

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>wake up
>iran cucks out
here's your anti-imperialism bro
>inb4 white libs seethe because i dare criticize wholesome chungus brown neoliberals

Wow, Eglin shills really trying hard to spin Hormuz becoming de facto Iran's Suez channel a loss.


Israel: House Harkonnen
US: The Imperium
Trump: Padisha Emperor
Iran: Arrakis
Netanyahu: Baron
Ivanka: Irulan
Oil: Spice
Ayatollah Sr.: Leto Atreides
Ayatollah Jr.: Paul Atreides
Amazon/Palantir: Ixians
UN: The Landsraad
Security Council: The Higher Families
China: The Bene Gesserit

Rate.

>>2773157
China is whatever that other state entity was

>>2773154
>burgers cuck out
fify

>>2773105
Stop posting this freak. We're tired of seeing this in the Iran thread. She belongs in /burger/ or the /iit/ thread.

>>2773111
Nah Trump was pretty funny in 2020 when he was fucking up. Also when he says stupid stuff nowadays it's hilarious.

>>2773161
Not fit to serve.

>>2773161
no, it's just demented

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>>2773111
>But they're not amusing anymore
>it's only funny, when it isn't serious
Lib take. It's actually funnier.

>>2773168
He was never funny.


>>2773111
He's funny because he's fat

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>>2773156
Daily reminder you "turmoil enjoyers" are nothing but spectators. You are doing nothing and aren't prepared to deal with riot control ammunition IRL any time soon. For you, it's just like watching a war movie on TV while stuffing yourself with Doritos, like our boomer ancestors did.
Bitch and moan all you want about the 4D anti-imperialist chess game in your mind, but you have proven you are incapable of organizing any "revolutionary defeatist" action whatsoever, and at the end of the day, it's (You) who will have pay the new toll on the ships crossing the strait of Hormuz.
Yes, it won't affect negatively neither the American pedobourgeoisie nor the Iranian islamobourgeoisie, they are making big bucks out of this.
Yes I'm glad the Middle East finally have new bargaining chips to stop being bullied by the Great Fat Satan and might find a semblance of peace, but now go fill that gas tank and go vroom vroom on your way to the wage cage.

>>2773171
The swollen ankles are kind of funny.
His heart and kidneys strain overtime to remove the excess fluid but they just can't keep up. The fluid backing up into his lungs is amusing when his throat gurgles but the bruising on the neck and hands is the funniest part.

>>2773172
Oh my trvke

To understand how this Iran war fits (or doesn’t fit) The Art of the Deal, you have to separate Trump’s negotiating style from the reality of war and geopolitics.

  1. What “Art of the Deal” actually means

In his book and business career, Donald Trump promotes a few core tactics:

Maximize leverage (create pressure on the other side)
Escalate and threaten to force concessions
Be willing to walk away
Treat deals as win–lose, not win–win

That approach can work in business—especially when:

The other side wants a deal
There’s a clear endpoint (a contract)
  1. How that playbook shows up in the Iran war

You can see clear parallels in current events:

Extreme pressure tactics: threats to bomb infrastructure and ultimatums over the Strait of Hormuz

Escalation followed by pause: threatening strikes, then agreeing to a temporary ceasefire and negotiations

Claiming victory after a deal: Trump calling the ceasefire a “total and complete victory”

That’s very “Art of the Deal” structurally:

Create crisis → force talks → declare win

  1. Where the analogy breaks down

Most analysts argue this is exactly where the model fails.

A. War isn’t a business negotiation
In business: two parties decide
In war: multiple actors (militaries, populations, allies, global markets)

This makes outcomes unpredictable and harder to “close” as a deal

B. The other side doesn’t have to “fold”

“The Art of the Deal” assumes the opponent eventually gives in.

But Iran:

Can absorb damage
Can retaliate asymmetrically (e.g., disrupting oil shipping)
Doesn’t need a quick agreement

That’s why critics say the strategy loses leverage over time

C. You can’t control external realities

In business, Trump often shifted losses onto others.

In this war:

Oil markets spike
Global shipping is disrupted
Allies may not cooperate

Those aren’t negotiable variables

D. Escalation can backfire

One key critique:

Escalation meant to force a deal can instead harden the opponent’s resolve
Early military actions may have made negotiation harder, not easier
  1. The current ceasefire: “deal” or exit ramp?

The recent ceasefire looks like a partial fit to the playbook:

Trump applied pressure → Iran came to talks
He framed the outcome as a win

But:

The underlying issues (nuclear program, sanctions, regional control) remain unresolved
Iran has its own demands and leverage

So it may be less a “deal” and more a temporary pause in a conflict neither side can easily control

Bottom line

It fits the style, but not the substance.

✔️ Fits Art of the Deal: pressure, brinkmanship, declare victory
❌ Doesn’t fit reality: war isn’t a closed negotiation with controllable variables

That’s why many analysts describe this less as “Art of the Deal” and more like:

“Art of escalation—and then improvising an exit”

>iran spent the last two weeks claiming there are no talks going on
>orange man says mean things on twitter
>immediately cave in and give the burgroid reich time to rearm and start the next war in six months
>this is somehow an iranian win
not to mention the zionist entity will continue bombing everything they want

>>2773177
>rearm
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>2773177
Sorry chud, Iranian porkies will bend over for 8th time on the off chance that they can get US investments back into the country and sanctions lifted.

>>2773151
Jizzera live feed

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people all over the world were rooting for iran and now the stupid faggots ruined everything

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>>2773172
>Yes, it won't affect negatively neither the American pedobourgeoisie nor the Iranian islamobourgeoisie
Glad you understood the main effect of this war. The rest of your post is just pure cope and projection though.

>>2773180
interceptor missiles

>>2773181
Iran will spread their asscheeks for big ExxonMobil cock.
What have YOU done, ultra?

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