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>>2771934CEASEFIRE EDITIONiRANians betrayed the international proletariat and will allow AmeriKKKan unipolarity world order to remain unchanged as long as it doesn't threat the profits of Iranian oil companies and the """"people's"""" reCUCKblic of Ch¥na
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>iRANian porkies WON>Gulf Porkies WON>Ch¥nese Porkies WON<The international proletariat LOST>>2772809Won't the stronger Iranian economy help the Iranian proletariat?
Oh, I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
wouldn't izioreal falling mean there would be more rabbis around to eat my foreskin?
>>2772809iRAN,
iRAN, SO FAR AWAYYY!
>>2772822It seems naive to expect neither side to try and rearm as much as possible given the time frame.
>>2772818Lifted sanctions and higher government revenue aren't the same as tax cuts for the rich bruh
>>2772822>it's full of Israelis crying about Trump cucking out. Because they didn't get the memo that Trump is running another con on Iran. It's irrational pessimism.
>Then I come here and see people crying that Iran cucked out.Because we have bitter recollection that Iran tends to be a willing mark for Trump's cons and eases the pressure long before America feels any pain. It's rational pessimism. :(
I would rather be the sulking Israelis, tbh, moral qualms aside.
>>2772825
>and NATO Israel can go back at it refreshed, at their leisure
That seems like an overstatement. Nato's military losses involve a lot of expensive and irreplaceable equipment. There's no way they can "refresh" in just two weeks, even if they have to raid the cupboards of vassals to do so.
>>2772833the workers of the world
>>2772833It's too early to tell either way, but currently Iran is in the superior position.
>>2772833Iran won for now.
Literally only Iran benefited from this, went back to the status quo except Iran gets extra revenue and lifted sanctions.
We'll see how long until Israel ruins it.
The Leader of the Islamic Revolution, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei, ordered the rocket units of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) to cease fire.
Apple. Tree. Ugh.
>>2772825
>I mean, fuck at this rate I may be dooming. But I half expect NATO to begin advancing that "peacetime" Hormuz task force all the Eurocucks acceded to where France, UK and the US park their ships right there next to Oman/Pakistan and wait for Israel to give the signal.
The signal for what? The signal for Iran to reclose the strait and sink any ship dumb enough to try to cross it?
You're acting like Iran is the one with its back to the wall here when Nato just spent a month burning through priceless military equipment that is years away from being replaced at best. We've seen this for years with the Ukraine war. Nato has a production problem that it is constitutionally incapable of solving. The best they can do at this point is move preexisting assets into the region to try another go, but nothing they have is going to change the calculus of fighting Iran.
Calling it now: Israel will keep striking Iran, and Iran, under the advice of its "allies," won't strike back, because striking back will "give them what they want" and "undermine the peace efforts."
>>2772843nothing will happen, back to case one, the war is just temporarily postponed
>>2772847they won't do that lol they will just go back to tit-for-tat
Iran has all the leverage here
>>2772846Back into the cuck pit, Brown Squidward!
>>2772846He should be crowned the King of Limbo.
>>2772842It became grim once Iran started letting French tankers pass through Hormuz. The idea of making Hormuz bux became more compelling than the idea of knifing the American economy.
>>2772850>Iran has all the leverage hereThat does seem to be the case. I don't know why there are people acting like Iran is the one "accepting the ceasefire" when it's the US that is obviously on the back foot. If the US had the ability to end Iran then they'd be doing it. All Iran is doing (rightly or wrongly) is not kicking them when they're down.
>>2772825
>and NATO Israel can go back at it refreshed
In a few weeks of fighting the US expended like 10 years worth of munitions production, not to mention stuff like their THAAD radars which will take years to rebuild. They will not be "refreshed" so soon.
>>2772855Iran is letting Trump off the hook. If he rebounds in the US midterms, he'll just be encouraged to go in for round 3, especially since Americans didn't feel enough economic and since neither Trump nor anyone close to him paid the price.
>>2772855yeah, imagine shilling for this shit and now you have to do a 180.
And probably do another 180, when the next backstab comes >>2772863 (me)
>enough economicenough economic pain*
Looks like everything is winding up and the skies look clear. I saw that some settlers in the West Bank were cursing America, trump and demanding mossad release the full Epstein files lol lol
can't believe I'm gonna have to kill myself instead of the nukes doing it for me
>>2772871treatlerites can't even kill themselves they have to outsource the labor to the third world
FUCK. All the price hikes are gonna be permanent now too.
>>2772874Guessing they will ease into this the upcoming weeks since they don't trust Amerikkka
>>2772876the house always wins
>>2772874I fucking knew this was all bullshit market manipulation
>>2772874I'm thinking other world leaders will soon visit Iran to iron out the kinks.
lmao, Trump is obviously just trying to con Iran yet again but doesn't know how to reveal that he's simply telling Iran what it wants to hear, so Israel and CNN are having meltdowns about his 'weakness'.
>>2772881
And what are the imperialists getting out of it?
>>2772874>Iran will get 73-87 billion per year and 6-8 countries as puppets for nothingI don't believe for a second that this ceasefire will hold, nevermind negotiations will succeeding.
>>2772871At least do something good for the world when doing it
>>2772881
>Now that pressure is gone.
What on Earth are you talking about? Nothing has changed. They haven't even settled on a date to begin negotiations. You're acting like Iran is handing the keys to Tehran over to Trump. Get a grip.
>>2772884If he was smart he'd con Israel and leave them to fend for themselves but I have a feeling he can't do that.
>>2772886Time to regroup and negotiating power.
Idk why iran thought it was a good idea doing this unless trump was literally gonna nuke them, or the US threaten some chemical/nerve attack, though i find that even more unlikely.
>>2772894>but by doing that they trigger total desalination plant destruction in Israel. Will they risk that?Probably not because that pretty much hands Netanyahu's psychos a green light to let fly with nuclear weapons.
>>2772903Why doesn't hezbolia just do it then?
>>2772896Pretty sure it's Friday
The Iranian flag of Nothing Ever Happens has been raised
>>2772863I genuinely don’t see how Trump remotely rebounds in the midterms unless something absurd happens like Americans get $2000 checks a month every month till midterms
>>2772899>Resetting the economic attrition of the conflict Only a handful of ships will be allowed to pass with the approval of the Iranians, and they can close it again at any time. Plus all the energy infrastructure they smashed in the Gulf won't be repaired within two weeks.
>>2772902>Time to regroup and negotiating power.Time to regroup won't amount to much since most of the munitions expended and infrastructure destroyed will take years to replace.
>>2772899
>Resetting the economic attrition of the conflict
How? The infrastructural damage will take months or years to fix and the actual production facilities like those in Qatar, even assuming they started today, will take months to get back online, much less return to full production. That's aside from the fact that we don't know what is even happening at this point. CNN is reporting that Tel Aviv is still getting hit by missiles.
For all we know this "ceasefire" is just a canard to let Trump back off his threat of geniciding Iran.
>>2772909The thing you have to realize is that Trump is a old evil boomer that is already on the way out.
He doesn't care that its gonna take years, unless he gets away with third term (and doesn't die).
Iran does not win in anyway, either this is a nothing ever happens but the republicans hold a even harder hate boner and tries this again, or iran losses.
>>2772904These same lunatics have been calling for nuking Gaza so I don't think proximity is necessarily a protection from getting nuked.
>>2772909Those military installations are gone, they won't be rebuilt at least.
did pete say anything important?
Who won the war?
2 weeks would also give Iran time to prepare and beef up an even stronger and more resilient counterattack, maybe even amass a bunch of equipment from China to help out too. If Iran cucked out and received nothing from this ceasefire then I would say it's a bad idea but they are getting almost everything they asked for in the meantime of those 2 weeks. Why are people so cynical right now?
>>2772905Maybe? CNN is acting like it hasn't been decided yet.
Hell, you've got people itt parroting the "joint oman-iran toll booth" shit with nothing more than the word of an anonymous "regional official." People need to chill out until we actually know what the fuck is happening.
>>2772923US nuked Iran 35 minutes ago.
>>2772908>>2772863The midterms literally don't matter. Stop falling for political pundit memes.
The Dems were already were projected to win the House since last year. It doesn't matter what kind of margin they get in the House because they won't get a veto proof majority in the Senate which means Trump can veto anything they pass.
>>2772922
Reported for zionism. Kys, Shlomo
>>2772926It's not like the Dems have any problems with Trump's foreign policy anyway. If anything they'll just double down on the war just to prove that they can do it better.
>>2772929
>soybooru
Man that's really embarrassing for you.
>>2772926So nothing gets done and Amerikkka is less united than ever. Pretty cool.
>>2772913>Iran does not win in anywayIf they get their 10 point plan then they absolutely will. They'll retain their missile and nuclear programs and the Axis of Resistance, plus get sanctions relief, tolls from Hormuz to the tune of billions every month, and a collapse of US credibility and reputation.
>>2772935
>>2772932
Kys, shlomo
>>2772935
You should feel really embarrassed for a lot of reasons.
>>2772841But what about the Arak soviet?
>>2772935
Your culture is our costume now sweetie now, xher majesty Xi Jinping exprolapsed soy from the sharty and handed it to us, I'm afraid.
>>2772937>If they get their 10 point plan then they absolutely will. They'll retain their missile and nuclear programs and the Axis of Resistance, plus get sanctions relief, tolls from Hormuz to the tune of billions every month, and a collapse of US credibility and reputation.That would be pretty incredible. Let's hope it happens.
I have a feeling it won't though, for a variety of reasons, but at the very least because any one of Iran's 10 points represents a pretty significant defeat for Nato, and I don't think the yankee ruling class have the ideological capacity to withstand a loss like this.
>>2772949
diaper don diddles daddyahu dingleberries daily I'm afraid so you're retarded o algo ←———-factual post
>>2772947
Remember when people here where losing their shit because they heard Barak Ravid or whatever report that iran had already ran out of missiles and that the war was lost like 2 weeks in?
>>2772949
>>2772951
Israel is a white country
>>2772947
Pretty sure there are some big differences between Iran and Hamas when it comes to capabilities, also, Israel STILL hasn't been able to take full control of Gaza even now.
Iran is barraging uae, bahrain, and israel, btw.
>>2772929
>>2772922
sharteens are mentally ill and are incapable of using language like an adult so they just spam their schizo diarrhea scribbles that not even their loving mothers would pin to the fridge
>>2772957Those guys just have the phones turned off since they interfere with targeting and they'll get he ceasefire message at the end of their shift.
>Ynet correspondent: What a shame and disgrace that Israel is abandoning the residents of the north and sacrificing them on the altar of a ceasefire with Iran. What a disgrace.
>>2772948I don't think the Yankee ruling class was too keen on this war to begin with. There's a reason why the US never actually went to war with them until the current crop of retards got into power. Sensible and competent agents of the empire knew it was a foolish endeavour that would fail.
so, the US accepted Iran's 10 points on the premise?
>>2772963
>local Holden Bloodfeast coping and malding and seething over Iran surviving and fighting back
>>2772958
o' my prolapse these heckin leftychuds just can't stand a powerful jewish man o algo they should just listen and learn I'm afraid
>>2772970uhm sweetie daddyahu is a jewish blacked queen xhe deserves to have success (yasss!) you're a heckin chud who hates ziodaddies and that's le bad o algo because… because it just is okay??? ←-factual post
>>2772968Iranians are lured again, aren't they? who's the guarantor? Pakistan?
Pakistan can't guarantee shit.
>>2772968Vill the Eurocucks really pay the toll to burn the coal? And why does Oman get the other half?
>we will bomb Iran and Euros will pay for itNot bad Mr. Trump
>>2772968Well, according to
Barry with NED, recount:
>Fars: Details of the 10-Point Proposal by the Islamic Republic of Iran
>A knowledgeable source, in an interview with Fars reporter, explained the details of the 10-point proposal by the Islamic Republic of Iran, which has been accepted as the basis for a ceasefire agreement. According to Fars, this plan, which sets the final framework for stopping the conflicts, includes provisions whose main points are as follows:
>Complete cessation of any aggression against Iran and allied resistance groups.
>Withdrawal of U.S. combat forces from the region, prohibition of any attacks from bases against Iran, and refraining from adopting a combat posture.
>Limited daily passage of ships through the Strait of Hormuz for two weeks, under the title of a safe passage protocol supervised and regulated by this country.
>Cancellation of all primary, secondary, and United Nations sanctions. Compensation for Iran’s damages through the establishment of an investment and financial fund.
>Iran’s commitment not to develop nuclear weapons. U.S. acceptance of Iran’s right to enrichment and negotiation on the level of enrichment.
>Iran’s agreement to negotiate bilateral and multilateral peace treaties with regional countries in line with its interests.
>Extension of non-aggression to all aggressors against all resistance groups.
>Termination of all resolutions of the Board of Governors and the Security Council and approval of all commitments in an official United Nations resolution.
>This knowledgeable source emphasized that Iran had previously rejected the U.S. 15-point plan and made any ceasefire conditional on the acceptance of its own proposed plan and the official approval of Trump for this plan, which Trump officially accepted the 10-point plan of Iran.if trump accepts these things, total neocon on every platform in the US.
if trump doesn't, Iranians need to guillotine Aragchi and Pezeshkian.
>>2772978>total neocon on every platform in the US.total neocon meltdown*
>>2772962>I don't think the Yankee ruling class was too keen on this war to begin with. There's a reason why the US never actually went to war with them until the current crop of retards got into power. Sensible and competent agents of the empire knew it was a foolish endeavour that would fail.It's been on the agenda since the 90s, and yeah, sensible appraisals should have told them that their chances were minimal at best, but I don't think that really matters. Destroying Iran is a lot like destroying Russia. It's the sine qua non of American hegemony. The US can't maintain its position as an arbitrary world superpower if it's faced with competing and arguably more powerful states such as China. Iran as it currently exists MUST be destroyed, because the status quo that the US relies on can't continue otherwise, as this conflict pretty definitively proves.
>>2772854> The idea of making Hormuz bux became more compelling than the idea of knifing the American economy.the wealth of those societies in which the capitalist mode of production prevails presents itself as an immense accumulation of commodities…. or in the case of a strait, an immense flow of commodities…..
lol this is dumb
>>2772982
>everyene
>>2772980I don't think Iran needed to be destroyed to bring it into the fold of US imperialism. Obama probably came closer to succeeding in this endeavour than any other president. Iran could have easily been a second Egypt.
>>2772989Strait tolls are expected to be paid in renminbi. The petro dollar is in the process of being shanked.
>>2772943
i thought polfags and shartyfags were ZOG-hating nazis? when did they become pro israel? is it just contrarianism and edgelord baiting all along?
please don't educate me about how zionism and nazism are both eurocuck ethnonationalism, or the havaara agreement, i'm already aware
>>2772992Perhaps, but I think the subsequent admins' nixing that agreement signals a shift in that regard. More important than bringing Iran into the fold is denying China vital resources, which considering the targeting of Iran, Venezuela, and Russia seems to be the current strategic priority.
>>2772996they will go back to the dollar. the PRC doesn't actually want the petrodollar system to go away
>>2773002
>I agree, but misery loves company so let me add to the blackpill. If Iran looses control over Hormuz and lets ships pass during these two weeks, the economic pressure greatly diminishes, immediately.
Yeah, you keep saying that even though it doesn't make any sense. It might relieve some pressure just by letting the ships trapped in the gulf out, but the actual facilities and infrastructure needed to fill them are months or years away from being repaired and restarted.
>>2773001Maybe not since the petrodollar has brought a lot of economic problems to those involved, but it's unlikely that iran went ahead with this without their knowledge or consent.
>>2773002
>However, anything on that list, on the USA's part, is either easy to reverse
So would opening the strait. Iran isn't giving anything anything up here that they can't take back within minutes if they wanted to. If anything this war has removed the taboo around the closing of the strait, and the collection of the tolls would mean global recognition of Iran's de facto right to do so whenever they choose.
>>2773012
>ivoryene sholl knool tu tha UA Gids
>>2773019>he existed before he was a memeby this logic he's been a meme since he was born in 1969
IRAN WAR THREAD
IRAN JUST WON EDITION
crazy that pepe and normal wojaks became fucking irrelevant so gradually nobody noticed
>>2773000Biden didn't renegotiate JCPOA because the cracks within the ayatollah regime were starting to show, it was only a matter before the Iranian currency crisis, the fast secularization of Iranians, Kurdish guerillas, etc would pile up. Israel was already financing terrorists within Iran and it was a matter of keeping up the ante until the Iranian higher-ups would get so paranoid, they would start cracking down hard on protesters until "liberation" was in the cards. The US has always wanted an Iran invasion no doubt but not this one.
>>2773021His project started in 2015. By your logic Kojima didn't make a game until 1998.
>>2772980I think the thing is that while the ruling class obviously wants to destroy Iran (and Russia, and China but that’s more complicated) it wants to do it in a minimal pain way. Like if Iran is defeated but we use up huge stores of our military resources then it means China or Russia or maybe even some other actors can cause greater geopolitical pain that undermines American hegemony.
The way I see it the geopolitical chessboard is set up in such a way that movement on Iran opens some gaping flaws in America’s defense elsewhere.
I think Trump in particular is the worst President for this kind of conflict because I think when it comes to the complexities of geopolitics he waffles. Which isn’t to say he’s “soft” but rather he has no stamina. He sees things like a TV show host and he’d much rather be talking about his ballroom than a war that he isn’t decisively winning—that makes for worse TV
>>2773002
> is either easy to reverse or would take longer to implement that the two weeks
trump can't force a treaty, and only a treaty can give Iran all what they want, and the treaty must give some legal pressure valve to Iran where they can directly prosecute us officials that violate the treaty.
>>2773029
theres nothing going I fear
https://x.com/i/status/2041652958652219419If this is real this is big (it isn't real i bet).
>>2772932
This one is kinda funny actually
Raid
so no impeachment?
>>2773032That would be nice, but we don't deserve anything nice.
>>2773057In a couple years when the Bibi Files are released, we will find out Captain Sinbad was an elaborate psyop by feds of unknown origin to create hyperstitions and will the freipocalypse into existence. You are responsible for this war Sinbad. You should repent and ask Allah for mercy.
>>2773034Why are they complaining that Americans won't be dying for them?
>>2773050
Reposting retarded takes from elsewhere should be bannable.
>>2773061Schizophenia and capitalism
>Ziocucks and MIGAtards crying that Trump cucked out and didn't annihilate the Iranian state.
>Ultroids seething at Iranian leadership for taking a deal to end the fighting for now.
>>2773079Iran produces shaheds faster than america produces patriots, so every two week break in the war is a victory for the faster producer
>>2773083True. It might put more pressure on the American MIC to eventually ramp up production but who knows how long it will take. I wouldn't be surprised if this turns into a pattern of implementing ceasefires then the conflict flares up again with Hormuz getting blocked and SA and Israel getting bombed. All the while Iran finally gets to work on actually getting nukes this time.
>>2773034this almost makes it worth it tbh
>>2773015GRANDPA JUST WOKE UP!
BREAKING TRUTH!
>>2773034Throw iranian diasporas into a volcano etc
>>2773095Litteraly only Turkey or France using Lebanon as a colonial outpost again will save their nation, they are about as fucked as west bank.
So did Iran sell out Hez? Or is the ceasefire going to collapse immediately?
Resistance Libs rn:
>You didn't even genocide Iran like you said. What a wimp. Now our allies can't trust the United States will do what it says. Pussy loser.
>>2773099Israel can't live in peace. It will collapse unless Trump tells benji to fuck off.
>>2773095Iran must not abandon Hezbollah
>>2773105
Nobody takes this lolcow srsly except other lolcows who got loomered, like Alex stein.
>>2773106Trump takes her seriously
>>2773107Guess that makes him a lolcow too, doesn't it?
>>2773095Of course. Nothing ever fucking happens, for all of the decadesposting the only real result of this whole ordeal is that Southern Lebanon is Israeli lebensraum.
>>2773109But they're not amusing anymore. This isn't 2016
israel says it will keep attacking lebanon so iran threw them under the bus to save itself
>>2773034Israel's destiny has always have been to be thrown under the bus like any other proxy
even "to the last jew" will become a rally call in the near future
>>2773116>Habibis>Aya-toolah>cello kebabThe actual fuck?
>>2773120Because we don't live in your epic HoI4 mod. Business is business.
Market manipulation, the bombs will probably fly again before two weeks
>>2773123>business is business True, there is no such thing as a national struggle, all war is a war against the working class. The American and Iranian bourgeoisie shake hands over the bodies of Iranian workers.
>>2773105
This is the ideal woman according to white men
>>2772818The trickle down is maybe if the war is big enough, you could have a cool job like artilleryman and lift your weights putting shells into big phallic bazookas on wheels or do cool ninja moves as special ops infantry, be a sniper, or at least make income being the army's slop cook and can actually buy a house and fuck your wife.
(Note: No guarantee of wife because you still believe in liberal consent…not even a boy wife)
Pic related of your job outside of perpetual war
The Dubaianese Liberation Army is quietly celebrating
The influencers are returning, and the Emirates A380s once again take to the skies
Sheikh McDoom just can't stop winning
>>2773120Source? Big day for ultras if true
Remember that this started back on March 21st when orange retard issued his first 48 hour "ultimatum." Then he issued a five day pause on that ultimatum which he eventually extended to a ten day pause. This was followed by another 48 hour ultimatum on April 4th, which was extended to today, Tuesday, April 7th at 8pm.
During this time, Trump couldn't make up his mind about the burger reich's military's "objectives," his messaging was erratic and his claims about the ongoing situation in Iran were wildly inconsistent to say the least.
He was also insulting allies cucked vassals and threatening Iran with war crimes and its wholesale destruction. Of course, this did nothing but escalate tensions with other countries and cause chaos around the world.
And now this latest announcement comes on the precipice of his "final deadline." A ceasefire that is contingent on Iran opening the Strait of Hormuz and keeping it open, whatever the fuck that means, and a proposal no doubt inspired by Trump's infamous "two more weeks bro" delay tactic.
The ceasefire plan also includes allowing both Iran and Oman to impose a toll on ships traveling through the Strait of Hormuz, which wasn't the case before, and the Farsi version of the agreement includes the stipulation "acceptance of enrichment" for Iran's nuclear facilities. Also, Netanyahu has excluded Israel and Hezbollah from the ceasefire agreement.
If all of this is the case, then what's the damn point?
Well, Trump's primary concerns throughout this whole fiasco have been with how the war is affecting his ratings and the stonk markets, and with how surging oil prices are bad publicity for him. It's also been a huge blow to his ego. Everything else is fake and gay as far as he's concerned.
For Trump, the real purpose of this agreement is damage control, mostly damages to his pride, and also to disguise it as some kind of brilliant achievement. But in reality, with each passing day, Trump was becoming more desperate and more distressed. So this ceasefire does more to alleviate his insecurities, soothe his fragile ego, and keep him from spiraling out of control more than anything else.
Also expect his followers to claim that this was all part of his 12D chess.
Global trade disruptions and market shocks, sharply rising oil prices, a massive price tag for taxpayers, rifts with allies, expanding conflict between Israel and Hezbollah, dead US soldiers, millions displaced, thousands of civilian casualties, including children… Indiscriminate bombings of schools, hospitals, residential areas and heritage sites, massive energy infrastructure damaged or destroyed, Persian Gulf allies shutting in their wells and taking the brunt of Iran's counter-attacks, NATO partners dealing with the economic and security blowback of the war…
No "regime change," no new "deals," no "freedom" for muh Iranian dissidents…
And all the while, Iran has gained significant leverage over matters of their sovereignty, their control over the Strait of Hormuz, and even the future of their nuclear weapons program.
my d-desert
m-m-my Arrakis…
m-my d-d-d-dune
Wow, Eglin shills really trying hard to spin Hormuz becoming de facto Iran's Suez channel a loss.
Israel: House Harkonnen
US: The Imperium
Trump: Padisha Emperor
Iran: Arrakis
Netanyahu: Baron
Ivanka: Irulan
Oil: Spice
Ayatollah Sr.: Leto Atreides
Ayatollah Jr.: Paul Atreides
Amazon/Palantir: Ixians
UN: The Landsraad
Security Council: The Higher Families
China: The Bene Gesserit
Rate.
>>2773157China is whatever that other state entity was
>>2773154>burgers cuck outfify
>>2773105
Stop posting this freak. We're tired of seeing this in the Iran thread. She belongs in /burger/ or the /iit/ thread.
>>2773111Nah Trump was pretty funny in 2020 when he was fucking up. Also when he says stupid stuff nowadays it's hilarious.
>>2773161Not fit to serve.
>>2773161no, it's just demented
>>2773168He was never funny.
>>2773111He's funny because he's fat
>>2773156Daily reminder you "turmoil enjoyers" are nothing but spectators. You are doing nothing and aren't prepared to deal with riot control ammunition IRL any time soon. For you, it's just like watching a war movie on TV while stuffing yourself with Doritos, like our boomer ancestors did.
Bitch and moan all you want about the 4D anti-imperialist chess game in your mind, but you have proven you are incapable of organizing any "revolutionary defeatist" action whatsoever, and at the end of the day, it's (You) who will have pay the new toll on the ships crossing the strait of Hormuz.
Yes, it won't affect negatively neither the American pedobourgeoisie nor the Iranian islamobourgeoisie, they are making big bucks out of this.
Yes I'm glad the Middle East finally have new bargaining chips to stop being bullied by the Great Fat Satan and might find a semblance of peace, but now go fill that gas tank and go vroom vroom on your way to the wage cage.
>>2773171The swollen ankles are kind of funny.
His heart and kidneys strain overtime to remove the excess fluid but they just can't keep up. The fluid backing up into his lungs is amusing when his throat gurgles but the bruising on the neck and hands is the funniest part.
>>2773177>rearmwhat the fuck are you talking about?
>>2773177Sorry chud, Iranian porkies will bend over for 8th time on the off chance that they can get US investments back into the country and sanctions lifted.
>>2773151Jizzera live feed
>>2773180interceptor missiles
>>2773181Iran will spread their asscheeks for big ExxonMobil cock.
What have YOU done, ultra?
>>2773189This very ribbon is pinned to my shirt right now, it has a diameter of half a meter.
It's a ceasefire that will barely last a few days let alone 2 weeks.
>>2773198Probably enough to replenish the anti-missile systems of Pissrahell, gulfoids and AmeriKKKa.
>>2773198Pissrael has already attacked Lebanon again despite ceasefire but Cuckran will do nothing about it
>>2773201>despite ceasefireThe ceasefire doesn't involve Lebanon.
>>2773204It actually involves Lebanon since the allies of Iran also aren't supposed to be attacked
>>2772833Trump cucked out even rightoid media admits this.
>>2773205let the goyim deal in the real world
>>2773203Iran BETRAYED the third world.
All their "one revenge" AI slop videos were a farce and they just wanted to stop the war and get Hormuzbuxx
>>2773213Don't remember the status quo being complete and sustained control of Hormuz and withdrawal of American military assets from the gulf.
>>277320910 demands still stand. Plus, hegemon got his what, 50 years of wars in the Middle East, rolled back?
What are the actual conditions of the ceasefire? No "he said she said."
>>2773215>withdrawal of American military assets from the gulfHas a single gulf state indicated that? The US will have rebuilt
each of the destroyed US bases by the end of the year. In fact, they will house
more US troops than ever before. Not a
single gulf slavestate will cease their support of Israel.
>complete and sustained control of Hormuz Explain why this matters if you aren't Iranian porky. Genuinely. Why should a Lebanese family south of the Litani river getting their house razed find solace in that?
burgoids will move more stock to the gulf
Iran now saying any continued attacks on Lebanon will resume hostilities.
>>2773219>The US will have rebuilt each of the destroyed US bases by the end of the year.Absolutely fucking not. No one is going to paint a target on their back twice. Out of all future scenarios this is literally the least likely to happen. American presence in the gulf is done and over dude.
>>2773222Except the Gulfies won't allow them.
>>2773228
q has lost
Sharty lost
ultras lost
Iran won
Multipolaroids won
>>2773176
>using AI
>>2773227You seem to not understand how this war thing works so let me tell you: Those who achieves their military goals has won the war and that's what Iran just did. Now shut the fuck up.
>>2773227Can mods please remove the cp drawings? No surprise that pedophiles have the most dogshit opinions, after all its a major indicator of anti-leftism, just like being a sinophobe is but still.
>>2773231Pretty sure Iran's stated goal was to destroy the Israeli threat.
Good morning. It feels so good waking to the empire crumbling 😊 😊 😊
Israel is still bombing Lebanon
🇨🇳🇺🇸🇮🇷🇮🇱The two-week ceasefire between Washington and Tehran was made possible not least thanks to the efforts of Beijing, reports Associated Press.
According to the publication, China, which is Iran's largest trading partner, "encouraged" the Iranian side to seek a ceasefire during the negotiations.
"China, which is Tehran's largest trading partner, encouraged the Iranians to find a way to a ceasefire as the negotiations progressed," writes AP, citing two officials who spoke on condition of anonymity.
According to the agency, Beijing acted through intermediaries - Pakistan, Turkey, and Egypt - to create conditions for a diplomatic breakthrough.
Chinacucks do it again, amazing
>>2773241Note how China has pressured fucking Iran lol instead of burgers and israelis, fucking cucks
>>2773243And the other anon was also right, Iran insisted they were no negotiations were happening but Trump spoke the truth when he said they were talking to people in Iran. Fucking disgraceful.
>>2773241>>2773243Why do you people believe rumormongers?
Besides, China doesn't wear Iran like a sock, ultimately, it's Iran's own decisions. China clearly sells/gives to Iran weaponry and satellite data, buys it's oil at any price for USD Iran desperately needs, creates silk road through Afghanistan and Central Asia, gives cover at UN, sanctions US MIC, etc etc.
>>2773245There were no negotiations. Iran published it's 10 demands, USA and Israel were answering with demands for recognition of Israel's right to defend itself and taking Iran's uranium and also opening Hormuz. None of US side's demands were acknowledged
>>2773200Logistically very impossible if you look at the lost stock piles.
Where is the new helicopter photo?
>>2773241China did nothing. Iran forced the deal on America and Drumpf is trying to save his reputation by "leaking" that it was actually China that enforced a deal. China has zero military bases in the entire region they can't enforce anything at all. The most China ever does is ask for everyone to get along and to try to bind people to worthless promises to be friends (remember that peace treaty Iran and Saudi Arabia signed in Beijing?).
China in the 21st century is the national equivalent of a tired subsitute teacher on her first day at work, trying to get her class to stop screaming at her and flinging shit at each other. No one listens to her and no one cares and eventually she just gives up and goes back home to sleep (internal national development and le productive forces).
>>2773246>Why do you people believe rumormongers? Delcy cuckout was also just a rumor. Look where we are now.
>>2773251>China in the 21st century is the national equivalent of a tired subsitute teacher on her first day at work, trying to get her class to stop screaming at her and flinging shit at each other. No one listens to her and no one cares and eventually she just gives up and goes back home to sleepMaterialism hours.
That must be why China didn't veto the invasion of Iraq and handing Gaza to investors.
>>2773241At least it wasn't Cucktin this time
>>2773172gemerald truth tsar bomba to end all multipolasistas
us prolecattle LOST
iranian prolecattle LOST
total bourgeoisie VICTORY
>there is still iranian attacks against both israel and the gulfies
>there is still US-Israeli airstrikes against Iran
It's literally just an elaborate version of the two more weeks Trump TACO we've seen before. The war continues.
>The US tried to open the strait for open international passage by force, but failed
>China was able to open the strait imperceptibly, if not for this claim of their involvement made by the US
>Somehow this reflects poorly on China’s position on the world stage
It’s getting a bit tiresome. There’s just no need to defend the US’ hegemonic reputation by attempting to impress on people that aimlessly lashing out in all directions is strength that other countries are failing to match.
>>2773269>>2773270Big day for liberals
>>2773269Maybe one day communists will understand that business is business, and this shit war impedes business. It's only US and Israeli fuckheads who want this war, the rest of the world want to either keep working in the wage cage to pay for the rent, or keep extracting rents from the working class.
Now that capital has been destroyed a great environment for economic growth has been created, treats will finally trickle down to the prolecattle
>>2773270do you guys think xi wants to pay for the tollbooth or did this force his hand
Currently three C-17s, two A-400s and one KC-135 are heading to MENA, and earlier today there twelve C-17s.
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ae07d7,ae1238,ae117d,ae04ce,3f4368,3f6682,ae2fae,ae49c6,ae119b,ae1467,ae07d4,ae123b,ae144b,ae0813,ae0817,ae146d,ae07d8,ae10baMore tanker movements from Romania.
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ae0362,ae047a,ae04ed,ae041d>>2773281It's great for Raytheon in D.C. and also China selling drone tech, they and Russia can all increase oil prices, and when you destroy civilian infrastructure you have to rebuild it later. But for 95% of countries in the world it's another inflationary pressure to deal with that impedes with business. Even Texas oil producers weren't happy with that war if you would have read FT a few weeks ago, because instability mess with their long-term profits. Maybe try to formulate an argument for once instead of being a smug useless fuck with a cat picture.
>>2773283The Gaza reconstruction board has dozens of countries that collectively make up like 80% of the global economy, so was Iraq's and so will Iran's.
>>2773284Why do you think of capitalists as an homogenous bloc when it comes to geopolitics? The US and Russia have huge oil reserves, they profit from this, but not South Korea or the Philippines.
Also what does the US proletariat had to gain from this? Where is the new market for them, beside oil workers? What did they gain from this war, except higher oil prices that won't go down?
>>2773285Saudi slaves are cheaper than imperial core workers.
>>2773283>instability mess with their long-term profitsThat's true. I think if oil prices are too high for too long you can get demand destruction which is what they don't want.
>>2773278Yes, but unironically. What do anons actually want? Competitors to US hegemony to be just as wantonly violent and reckless? For every conflict the US unilaterally starts to end decades later with a fed up globe resenting those who refuse to back down to US bombs? AP strategically put “encourage” in quotes to imply China resolved this only by ordering its vassal to back down, and the thread is more than happy to run with that. No need to be that deferential to US cope.
>>2773287>muh small bourgeoisieCapitalism is an international social order of interdependency, capital's inherent crises are global and effect the whole world, it's up to most capable bourgeoisie to drive back overproduction through periodic destruction, two hegemonic capitalist camps don't have to deliberately conspire to achieve this, they're the unconscious tools of history.
>how come muh national interests end up being monopolized by the bourgeoisie In a bourgeois nation state? It's mystery
>>2773304
I don't know what you're rumbling about, I live in the third world so I'm not familiar with burger speach.
>>2773296>Capitalism is an international social order of interdependency, capital's inherent crises are global and effect the whole worldNo fucking shit, stop cumming into the lasagna.
>it's up to most capable bourgeoisie to drive back overproduction through periodic destruction, two hegemonic capitalist camps don't have to deliberately conspire to achieve this, they're the unconscious tools of history.So you are just the other alternative of MLs doing nothing and watching like a good spectator while either enjoying the new fruits from this "market disruption" (protip: you don't, you are just a pleb and the treats aren't for you), or just enjoy paying higher gas prices while reveling about how everything goes worse and you were right all along.
Also doesn't change the fact that not all national capitals profit equally from this, just from the monetary dynamics involved.
>In a bourgeois nation state? It's mysteryI don't understand why you thought I was against you, that was exactly my message, but perhaps it's time to get out of the armchair, there is a shitstain on it.
>>2773306>The bourgeoisie, by the rapid improvement of all instruments of production, by the immensely facilitated means of communication, draws all, even the most barbarian, nations into civilisation. The cheap prices of commodities are the heavy artillery with which it batters down all Chinese walls, with which it forces the barbarians’ intensely obstinate hatred of foreigners to capitulate. It compels all nations, on pain of extinction, to adopt the bourgeois mode of production; it compels them to introduce what it calls civilisation into their midst, i.e., to become bourgeois themselves. In one word, it creates a world after its own image. >>2773308You replied to the wrong post, retard.
>>2773253>That must be why China didn't veto the invasion of Iraq There was never any UN vote authorizing an invasion of Iraq. The US was initially going to press for one but realized they would get vetoed so they said to hell with trying to get enough votes and just went to invade.
>Handing Gaza to investors.The Arabs did that themselves. Who is on Trump's Board of Peace? Who is on NCAG? Not any Chinese.
In the end all westoid whining about China is deflection.
>>2773290>What do anons actually want? Competitors to US hegemony to be just as wantonly violent and reckless? Some do actually.
>AP strategically put “encourage” in quotes to imply China resolved this only by ordering its vassal to back down, and the thread is more than happy to run with that. No need to be that deferential to US cope.People get into this weird emotional spirals about politics between these gigantic states they have no ability to influence. China has wanted the war to end because China benefits from Iran strategically, and they buy Iranian oil at low prices. China can now help rebuild Iran's missile program. Also come to think of it there was a threat to BRI infrastructure in Iran. There were ports Israel hit a railway involved in that the other day but I don't know if that's true, but they were threatening the railroads:
https://www.trtworld.com/article/894c32615891People get hyper-focused on immediate events but I think the larger picture around what's happening (also in the case of Venezuela) is the competition between the U.S. and China. Fortification and expansion of the U.S.-Arab alliance another factor here. Dunno how it all shakes out a year from now.
>>2773315Holy allah-blessed bukhari-approved gem
iran shoulda made nukes long long ago, the only reason this is happening is because irani leadership thought it could reason with the treatlerites
>>2773323Treats are getting snackrificed to build the imperial war machine
>>2773315lmao "leftcom" is a delusional retard, a single guy has to resort to samefagging his shit because everyone else hate and mock him, kys glowie
>>2773314>There was never any UN vote authorizing an invasion of Iraq.Resolution 1441 which China voted in favor of
The proposed invasion resolution which France, unlike China, threatened to veto.
>muh le classless nationWill I guess we can genocide Gazan and Iraqi proles since Arabs tend to have bad rulers 👍
>>2773315I am not high on crack and my glass pipe remains unclouded [X]
>>2773316Well imagine being one of these Arab states, they’ve got US military bases in their territories under the assumption that places them under US protection. But the reality is that the US with Israel sparked a conflict with Iran and then evacuated the US bases in the Gulf states, placing the troops in civilian buildings (I.e hotels) which is legally a no-no in war for reasons that became all too clear, certainly not a crime you commit against the civilians of your allies. The Arab states were made to tolerate weeks of having their shit bombed as US allies, but if this AP report is to believed, then not having their shit bombed anymore comes courtesy of China, not the US.
Arabs can say what they want to the press, but objectively the US ballsed up their reputation as a protective force in the Gulf, their continued presence in the Gulf will now have to proceed on the understanding that’s to no benefit of the Gulf states.
>>2773328I'm flattered that you think everyone who posts war on terror bangers is me lol
>>2773328Are you referring to the Mexican? He got banned, cope and seethe, we are legion
>>2773328Sign the form btw, cope is not healthy in the long term
>>2773340fall of us empire status? jihad status? nuke status?
>>2773342fallen, complete, detonated
>>2773314>Not any ChineseWho didn't veto Gaza reconstruction plan? The Chinese porky
Who didn't veto the invasion of Iraq then let its investors co-rape the country with US blessings? The Chinese porky
Who is the westoid? (You)
>>2773330>Resolution 1441Did not authorize military intervention. It was about allowing inspections to verify there were no WMDs. Anti-imperialist Syria also did not vote against. No one did. Even Iraq's own government agreed to the Resolution and saw it as an opportunity to demonstrate how compliant they were with international law.
>Will I guess we can genocide Gazan and Iraqi proles since Arabs tend to have bad rulers 👍If you truly cared about stopping genocide you would attack the American weapons manufacturing facilities located in your homeland but you don't care. And if Arab rulers were truly that unpopular they would have been overthrown years ago and replaced by le based anti Zionists. Instead we see the complete opposite - the replacement of anti-Israel leaders with pro-Israel or at least neutral-to-Israel leaders across the entire region, with the exception of Iran and Yemen. Gaza for you is not a genocide but a hypocritical and rhetorical talking point you use to bash China to feel superior to others even though it is your own people's fault lol.
nothing is happening so some retards are derailing with china derangement syndrome by calling china responsible for gaza and iraq because of fucking UN votes
>>2773338>>2773337>>2773335Not beating the allegations lmao
>>2773034Almost makes it all worth it tbh
>>2773347>Israel's second trade partner victim blaming genocide xd
who else buying the dip before israel bombs another school and the war starts all over again
>>2773372screenshot this btw
>>2773332>Arabs can say what they want to the press, but objectively the US ballsed up their reputation as a protective force in the Gulf, their continued presence in the Gulf will now have to proceed on the understanding that’s to no benefit of the Gulf states.I think that's a subjbective judgement about what you want to see happen that you're saying is "objective" but the UAE could just come out of the war thinking "holy shit Mr. Trump you're right these Iranians are crazy" *buys more interceptors* The UAE's minister of state was on Fox News late last month saying that.
I think part of what's going on is that Trump wants to withdraw from the Middle East. He has built up military forces there right now, but it wouldn't surprise me to see the U.S. really draw back even more following from this in a year or two, because the larger plan they're attempting (it could fail though) is to have the Arabs do more on their own with the U.S. playing a supporting role. Also selling them loads of weapons, the U.S. loves to do that. Wars do tend to accelerate changes which were already underway, and there are aspects to this which people don't think about as much like integration of air defense networks and the technology to do that between these different countries fighting the same enemy together, which is a more "objective" or material thing.
>>2773368damn the mexican glowie got reinforcement from the nafo polish division?
>>2773376i am paid only by the ghost of mattick (pbuh)
>>2773384Difference is I represent Arab proles, while your represent the Chinese Zio-Porky :)
Your accusations are confessions, they're swept off like drops on a rain coat.
>>2773387are you the iraqi leftcom?
>>2773387arab proles have different interest than other proles?
left comes represent the Talmudic tradition of endless debate without practical purpose
>>2773394As opposed to american MLs, paragons of direct revolutionary action
>>2773395Scratch that I don't disrespect MLs, I meant campist cheerleaders
>>2773095I bet Israel is going to go "rogue" and nuke Tehran.
>>2773316>Apr 6My take is the UAE and the other Gulfcucks are screwed. The US can't open the strait for them and they will have to pay Iran now. They've also lost most of their tourist industry and the rich westerners have left and aren't coming back any time soon. And now they have to reckon with the fact that Iran isn't going anywhere, will emerge stronger and the US can't and won't do anything for them.
Ideally, the leaders of these countries would be overthrown and hanged in the street by the people for their treachery and tyranny, but short of that they will have to adapt and develop new policies that involve accepting that Iran isn't going anywhere, can wipe them out whenever it wants, and has a new revenue stream that they will be partly paying.
Diplomacy between the US/Israel and Iran will now have to reckon with the fact that military threats and sanction threats no longer have much weight. Iran can counter both.
This whole ceasefire can fall apart and go back to fighting but then it's back where it started. The US has no cards to play that could beat Iran except nukes, but that card will destroy the whole region and possibly beyond, with a range of possible other bad consequences on top.
It was not long ago that it looked like US-Israel regional hegemony was just one more move away, with Iran as the last domino. Now that's all gone, even the abraham accords are dead, and I wouldn't be surprised to start seeing rollback, like Jolani getting toppled and Syria falling back into an Iran-aligned or at least neutral position.
I see nothing but a big L for the Epstein coalition.
shartyfags support israel
how suprising
>>2773387>Represent Arab proles … Your accusations are confessions, they're swept off like drops on a rain coat.You Arabs are a poetic people.
the uSSa lost
iSSrael lost
the iZlamic republic of Iran vvon
thank you for your attention to this matter
>>2773403
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Sharty kkkultur has become reposting from the booru, sad
its over, end of history won, le collapse will never happen
>>2773258new bait for
sharty users nujassycucks, quote allows baby soyjak porn on the site lol
>>2773407>>2773404>>2773417Newest and most effective bait ever proved by snopes
Best bait ever geeeeeeeg
>>2773291I told you dumb faggots npt to get so excited because Trump said or seemed to say something at one point in time.
>>2773418Nothing has changed in the situation at all.
Why didn't Iran demand that Bibi be sent to the ICC?
Or better yet, stand trial in Iran?
Just woke up and saw the back and forth attacks between UAE and Iran, wtf is happening? The TACO went through but the war is still on? Is this not a Suez Crisis moment for the US?
>>2773429Might as well, since they won't get any of their demands anyways.
>>2773402
I look like that and say that
A Country supplying Military Weapons to Iran will be immediately tariffed, on any and all goods sold to the United States of America, 50%, effective immediately. There will be no exclusions or exemptions! President Notorious DJT
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116368854361048135>>2773442There isn't even a ceasefire.
apparently the ceasefire is already broken so w/e y'know
Inter-imperial conflict
fire araghchi. useless mf
>>2773447Inter-dengist conflict*
>>2773445Oh great the Cucker Tarlson Brigade Commander is back. You could just donate a few thousand dollars to Hezbollah so they can acquire another FPV drone and it would be much more productive than bleating about the ghosts in your brain
>>2773447>conflictinterimperial ceasefire*
>>2773450>the Cucker That means he cucks you, retard. lmao
>>2773328>>2773337>Everyone that triggers me is the mexican leftcomHoly kekaroo
>>2773453The only way he could cuck me is if your militia/brigade manages to recruit more than 100 brave Trve American Soldiers. Now get out there and start finding brave sensitive souls with insane browser histories
So this thread is like 90% /pol/ tourists?
>>2773457It's just one guy
>>2773458
I may just be getting old but I feel like if you have one of these images saved onto your HDD/SDD it should be legal grounds to summarily execute you. Do you have any soft of life skill at all? What do you even do all day?
>>2773445you also get banned if you go to hard on the great satan too
sad
>>2773034pretty obvious israel lost
>>2773241based china always thinking of the workers
>>2772809What happened? How did le consensus shift? Why is op saying "le interimperialist conflict"?
No wonder the last thread was so insistent to believe the ceasefire
>>2772975I don't think they had much of a choice really. Trump was probably going to bomb their electricity if Iran didn't concede do the ceasefire.
>>2772978So Iran wants to enrich Uranium and negotiate the enrichment level, but not build nuclear weapons? What's the point then.
This ceasefire won't last very long. Israel will shit it up. Both Iran and USrael are taking a breather to rearm and regroup.
>>2773490Nobody knows what trump really thinks.
But I was right when trump contradicted himself again.
>>2773479A mod probably spilled the beans on another thread.
How long till round 2 of this war?
Israel is already saying Lebanon is free game and not part of the ceasefire.
>>2773503 (samefag)
Btw, Emirati C-17s have been coming and going from Morocco for weeks now, and I think the reason is that they're transporting the PAC-3s they just got a couple of months ago to the UAE. Morocco has military & economic ties with the UAE and is a signatory to the Abraham Accords (normalises Israel).
If true, very desperate and ridiculous levels of cannibalisation are going on.
>>2773509It's the Hootis isn't it
>>2773509LFG! We are so back!
Reminder that the most likely conclusion of this war is still a Sinwarian one that results in the destruction of oil production facilities in the region. The demands of the Iranians and the US/Israelis are still irreconcilable.
>>2773519>CNNYeah, fuck off with that horseshit,
this is literally 1905
Regardless of whether or not the ceasefire holds. The damage to Arab oil and gas production has already been done. It will take weeks or even months for said production to recover. The actual oil shipments via the Strait of Hormuz will take time to properly resume as well. Japan and South Korea will suffer energy shortages for the foreseeable future while China is comparatively more insulated from the effects.
>>2773513Fake news
>>2773519Israel is carrying out a heavy attack on Lebanon though
This is an interimperialist conflict.
>>2773492That's the opposite of what I was implying.
>>2773528It isn't spicy enough if there's no damage to the upstream facilities.
>>2773531I noticed a lot of leftychuds are unable to infer meaning from posts. Either AI bots that cannot fathom anything or just pure retardation. Do better anons.
Learn nuance, inference, context.
Or maybe english sucks that you can have multiple interpretations for what is said. They got that from greek. Goddamn greeks.
Death to Imperialism
Death to all left-collaborators of Imperialism
>>2773540Sizzlefags are getting #raped by NEHgods as always
>>2773537>left-collaborators of Imperialismso, the psuv and the cucktollah?
>>2773539>my dear esteemed western partners>international law>historical injusticeSomething like that
>two weeks ceasefire
Two more weeks
>>2773509It's unbelievably good, fuck the saudis, they need to beg the Iranians for passage
>>2773436Is a Tarriff worse than a Sanction?
Do you think that any Democrat civilian wanted this war?!?! Over half of the democratic politicians did obviously but I don’t think that even my ultra liberal grandmother would want this war?!?? And she is the ultimate Jimmy Carter-Stan!!!
>>2773548What you talking about the global order has been reordered for the foreseeable future. Sorry we didn’t get nuclear holocaust NEHchuds, we’re entering the American century of humiliation. Expect to see the U.S retreat from the Middle East, Asia, and Europe. Expect to see increased domestic instability and possibly imperialism in Canada and LatAM. The happenings have only just begun, we’re still going to see an oil shock and the popping of the A.I bubble. We’re going to see nato continue to collapse, we will see the slow collapse of Israel as the U.S will be unable to continue propping them up, and finally we will see the U.S economy enter a hard recession.
>>2773572jimmy carter dems tend to be peaceniks
pollinator friendly garden liberals
TIL Israelis, when creating Hebrew, modified the verb "palash" to mean "invade, pierce, penetrate" so that Palestinians become "invaders", while biblical studies say that "palash" meant in 700 BC "to roll in ashes in grief"
https://www.abarim-publications.com/Dictionary/p/p-l-si.htmlBtw, Ethiopian Jews are called Falasha
>>2773513Surprised_Pikachu.jpeg
>>2773436It's not *as* bad but it's clearly a bad-faith workaround to sanctions relief
>>2773513I was trolling guys, its a fake tweet. I'm sowwy.
>>2773513Whatever. I'll believe it when I see the bombs flying.
He won't do shit. If he was going too, he just would. I don't even know who this posturing is for.
>>2772992>Obama probably came closer to succeeding in this endeavour than any other president. Iran could have easily been a second Egypt.JCPOA was very unilateral and imperialist in America's favor, yet Iran followed it to a tee. The only thing that ended it was orange pedo tearing it up because he thought giving Iranians their own stolen money back (unfreezing assets) was the same as Iran stealing from America. Or at least that's how he framed it. Even unequal exchange in America's favor he considers to be a "bad deal" and he's always wheeling for a better one. But people get sick of that shit.
>>2773445>IIf you post anything that even remotely offends jewish sensibilities or meets the ADL/IHRA definition of antisemitism (including trolling zionists and pointing out that the US government is controlled by AIPAC) you will get banned though.translation:
<I came here and called the 99.9999999% anti zionist user base rabbi 300,000x and got slapped with a 3 day ban 12 hours later when mods finally woke up and my only conclusion is that everyone is jewish but me >>2773630Based, but without the prerequisite Abrahamic religions, communism would not be possible.
>>2773635yes, communism is just Christianity perfected
>>2773633Iran stopped transit of tankers over attacks on Lebanon
>>27736382nd coming guaranteed once we reach world communism
Ummo ayys are waiting for us to stop being retards.
>>2773643Yes. they are prerequisites for the mindset necessary for communism. Modern protestantism is closer to Nazi Positive Christianity or paganism which makes communism difficult.
>Christianity: Disown yourself>Protestantism: Prosperity gospel >>2773641>things that never happened kys
>>2773644
Sir this is a geopol larp thread. Prole lives and class struggle do not factor into this.
Post unfunny meme honoring real heroes like cuckmenini instead
>>2773655are you legitimately convinced that the soyteen spamming the board last night was mossad?
>>2773660No. I'm convinced that the moderation team is at least partially compromised and contains people who are pro-zionist
>>2773659>Iranian sources claimIt cloud be shit meant for local consumption, Iranian officials didn't come out and state this publicly.
>>2773665There's no tankers going through as of right now:
>>2773595 >>2773663i doubt if they are compromised outright as opposed to being feckless and weak willed. i appreciate this is a distinction with no functional difference in outcome though.
>>2773668>source: local Iranian propaganda with no official statement are you retard?
Reminder that if Kamala was in office like leftoids wanted Iran would be a nuclear crater by now with annihilation of Russia and China next on the list. I don’t ever want to hear shit about Trump being le fascist warmonger from you retards again
>>2773673just because he's bad at it doesn't mean he isn't one. Nonetheless Iran would be in a worse position had Glompf not shat up the administration with retards
>>2773674Iran didn't claim they opened the stait in the first place, the time table for negotiation was set next Friday and Iranian officials have affirmed their commitment to it as recent as an hour ago.
Holy retard
>>2773464Rangeban the di$$united reiKKKhs
>>2773673Stop defending the Epstein class.
agent b will deliver
>>2773673>>2773673Reminder that we hated both of those war criminals
>>2773690thats just a statement retard. have patience and wait to see what will actually happen
>>2773691The point is that the retard I'm arguing with keeps denying (based on nothing) that Iran is pressuring Israel to stop the invasion of Lebanon. Also you sound like a liberal and should go back to reddit
>>2773690Link one source claiming the strait was open in the past 24 hours
>>2773673kill yourself already
>>2773445None of my posts about how good and wholesome it would be to bomb Israeli synagogues hospitals or daycare have been removed, actually.
>>2773673Not Kamala, but Hillary maybe.
BTW did you know that Kamala slept her way to the top like a common hussy?
permaban all electoralbrained libs
>>2773707Based. She also didn't breed any heirs either so we won't see any of her spawn gain power. Kamala isn't based just how she attained power and how she doesn't have any children. More of our power brokers should be childless.
>>2773714I have to admit that I do find Kamala impersonators funny. It's the fake laugh that does it for me.
>>2773720just do it you fucking cucks
my hot take is that iranians took the ceasefire so their bridges don't get bombed for another couple of days while knowing full well pissrakkkell would break the ceasefire and iran will have carte blanche to strike again
>>2773673She's just as bad. Stop defending that fat retard.
>>2773726They took no ceasefire. Trump just agreed to a previous, lesser known old proposal of theirs that media barely covered, pretending it's new. Which put them in an awkward position of having to reject their own proposal, because their current one is harsher.
>>2773655Might not be wrong. Imagine being a graduate in the CIA and being told your first job is to manage a random left wing board full of about 50 or 60 retards.
>⚡️ The occupation army announces a new operation in Lebanon under the title "Eternal Darkness."
>>2773707If I were Kamala I'd totally do that, you have to admit she's kind of hot
>>2773048Is Destiny… this man's child?
>>2773740>tankanon has poor taste in vidya AND womenWell color me not surprised at all!
Blackpill me on Javad Zarif
https://xcancel.com/ShapurBozorg/status/2041923989602209861#mWhy is the Mossad agent still permitted such a hand in running Iran?
>>2773736>>2773756Jokes on them, we don't have 24 hour electricity anyway; generator dependent.
Appearently the cuckfire is alreading cracking lmao
>>2773758>>2773756This is fucking insane. Israel is just a rabid dog like Nazis were
>>2773758>>2773760>it's a ceasefire involving IsraelFirst time?
>>2773673>still believing in lesser evilism of either varietystop
Anymore imbecilic posts about "national bourgeoisie", fucktards?
>>2773655poltards and sharties should both get rangebanned but it doesn't matter because both you retards just use VPN or get a new IP and keep on spamming, and jannies are barely online and understaffed. nobody fuckin cares dude. take your gay ass "everyone but me is jewish psy op" metacommentary somewhere else. we're discussing the destruction of israel and burger bases by iranian gigachads in here. we don't care if you hallucinated that we're jewish.
>>2773770you know that i know that you know that i know that you know that i know that you know that i know that you know that i know that you know that i know that you know that i know that you know that i know that you know that i know that
LEFTCOM SCHIZO WILL ALWAYS SPAM NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES HE IS SHOWN TO BE WRONG
>>2773773he means "MTG was voted out for not licking my boots enough and this makes me happy"
>>2773769>Hezbollahleast of problems, blame the circus government.
>>2773773Epstein's spirit possessing him.
>>2773668>>2773672>>2773674tankers won't go through until insurance rates decrease. just like they stopped going through before the blockade even started because insurance rates were too high. these ships want to pay reasonable insurance so they wait.
Ngl isn't this ceasefire theater good for Iran? The US was supposed to bomb bridges and power plants but now it's mainly Israel and uhhhh the UAE doing the bombing? And Iran gets to hit Saudi and Emirati infrastructure and has casus belli to prep for a huge attack on Israel? Based
>>2773784
>JSID
what does this mean
>>2773783Sort of? Trump wants out. Israel is Israel. I don't expect Donnie to have the guts to openly ditch Israel.
After a few hours of sizzling and fizzling with information coming out, who won?
>>2773779
>Anything I've missed?
Yeah you missed achieving any strategic or political objectives. Operation Bibirossa has been a strategic failure.
>>2773778>Epstein's spirit possessing him.the god of Rightwinggers is trully a blessed entity.
>>2773794The owl of Minerva spreads its wings only with the falling of the dusk in two week
>>2773785>nooo they were mean to Saad HaririHariri is like an even more retarded version of Assad, you can't be serious with this "Hezbollah is the cancer of Lebanon!" shit. they're not even the worst at all when it comes to sheer corruption and cruelty in Lebanon, that title goes far more to the Christians and their falange that you Zionists love to support.
>>2773779
What Israel US actually achieved
>prole death
>delayed crisis of overproduction by 4 hours
>>2773785>They are largely the fulfillment of demands by the world bank, IMF, and the CEDRE agreement, which Lebanon singedMy point stands. Also, those protesters blocked highway, which caused MASSIVE traffic, to a point where walking would be faster.
Also, SOURCE, YOU MAGGOT!
>>2773783It seems like it, the ceasefire was more like the US wanting to remove themselves from the conflict directly, but I don't know if they'll be able to.
>>2773803They killed thousands of Shia proles to defend the IMF status quo
They had political and military control over the south for decades only to concede everything to western investors in exchange of bread crumbs for their elite. No different than the Bush backed Islamists in Iraq.
I know you have to dance around this fact since comprehending it as the petty bourgeois cuck you are will lead you to necking yourself
>>2773814
me when ive lost but I smear shit all over my face and say I won because I smell like shit
>>2773764Meant your other posts, you very consistently post stupid shit
>>2773819
0 war goals accomplished
post chin
follow your leader
zionist sharty chud might also be leftcom anon lol that is my head canon
>>2773821Shut the fuck up you retard and stop feeding him (You)s
>>2773822
Iran is in a stronger position now than before the war, the balance of power has changed and previously allied MENA countries around Iran have had their relationships strained or altered in Irans favor. Oil shorting was part of it but America has lost in soft and hard power here.
>>2773816>I know you have to dance around this fact since comprehending it as the petty bourgeois cuck you are will lead you to necking yourselfNo I'm just not a fucking idiot that winds up supporting Zionist freaks just because they're fighting guys who killed a communist you like. Any communist worth their salt knows what the Islamic revolutionaries thought and still think of the left.
>>2773779
delete this
Notice how sharty spammers and ultra troll posts are identical and increasingly more hysteric.
It's the same people.
>>2773835Low-tier noob hebraic kvetching:
>Grotesque racist anti-palestinean memesAdvanced hebraic kvetching:
>Muh inter imperialist war, muh campism, muh national burgeoise >>2773418You dumb faggots will do anything but talk about the topic of the thread. Repostong because nobody replied.
Trump is claiming the deal is we get to bring in our troops to dig up the uranium with Iran's permission.
>>2773831>Islamic >revolutionaries I <3 CIA-backed petty bourgeois theocratic revolutions that put commies in mass graves
>>2773832 >killing workers for the IMF, US military :/
>killing workers for the IMF, Islamist militias :0
>>2773826>previously allied MENA countries around Iran have had their relationships strained or altered in Irans favor. Lmao no, wtf? All their neighbors want them dead more than ever before.
>>2773839>Get called out>Resort to sharty post riddled with poltard terminologyqed
>>2773840These ceasefire will go nowhere. I already know this.
>>2773842How is this fucking relevant? You don't understand what's going on right now and what the current post-war power dynamics are. Allnthe gulf states are now under the Iranian boot.
>>2773836r/UltraLeft is cancerous and most of the users have a post history of being in DSA-related/affiliated subreddits
>>2773850I dom't that's the point. There is nothing to celebrate about this fake ceasefire other than Trump lying and making himself look like an ass again. He's going to bomb Iran again shortly. This is far from over.
>>2773845Yep, need I remind everyone that Iran spent the last month blowing up every CIA base and american military outpost within a 200 mile radius of Iran?
Burgers die like dogs in a ditch for no good reason
>>2773852You are the tards doing just that. No ceasefire is happening. No sanctions are being lifted. No tolls will be permitted. Everything that everyone was talking about last night is pure bullshit.
>>2773513so he was dealing with himself all along?
nehcells on suicide watch.
Iranians should snatch the plutonium from their Russian plant and make a few bombs already, cucktin will accept it like he does everything and just nothing else will deter the ziorgers
>>2773840Apparently both sides are saying the other one capitulated and accepted total strategic defeat, which is how you know this "ceasefire" is fake and gay and it's just a ploy to calm the markets, do some insider trading, and stall for time before they move their forces in place and backstab the iranians yet again.
>>2773375DAMN the UAE minister of state looks like THAT?!
>>2773859Copium levels are literally off the charts here.
q lost
sharty lost
Israel lost
leftypol won
Iran won
Deal with it.
What did Kegsbreath say about Epstein Fury today?
>>2773861
The cope scenarios are getting increasingly creative. Get them coming.
>Iran has launched at least 154 projectiles at the Gulf since the ceasefire was announced, the Strait remains closed, and Israel is striking in Lebanon. The US may be the only party adhering to the fragile ceasefire – at least for now. Open question of whether it holds at all.
lol this 'ceasefire' is starting to sound like america giving up and letting everyone else duke it out
>>2773872Exactly. It's basically the Saudi-Arabia withdrawing from Yemen scenario.
No ceasefire then? That's ok. What I feared most is that Iran would agree to a ceasefire that sells out Lebanon.
>>2773876Even if it happened nothing would change
>>2773875Iran has no reason to cease their defensive offensive and their destroying of western assets in the region.
>>2773869
Israel is white and lost
>>2773875I am a bit confused here that there are people on here that yet again fail to understand that a cease-fire means for the US that it completely withdraws from engagement and basically leaves their (former) allies in the dust. Like the hundredth time this happened.
>>2773872It's fake, they're just manipulating the markets. They'll obviously attack Iran again and spin it as Iran's fault for not honoring the agreement.
>>2773876He can't do that without congressional approval. That's just a distraction and typical grandstanding.
>>2773828
>>we had to massacre starving uppity proles cuz traffiKk
The protesters that were composed of petit bourgs, were less than vast majority of people getting stuck in traffic going to work.
I didn't even say either side were good, WTF are you making up?
This was all to pop the asset bubble in Dubai and Doha
>>2773886>He can't do that without congressional approval. That's just a distraction and typical grandstanding.Holy cringe. He can just pull a De Gaulle and play empty chair. You retards unironically don't understand how power works. Bunch of liberal idiots.
>>2773886>congressional approvalcongress hasn't been relevant since the 70s try to keep up
>>2773885>I am a bit confused here that there are people on here that yet again fail to understand that a cease-fire means for the US that it completely withdraws from engagement and basically leaves their (former) allies in the dust. Like the hundredth time this happened.Which isn't happening you fucking retard. That's why this ceasefire is fake and gay,.
>>2773895It is literally happening Iran is currently hammering UAE and the US isn't doing anything. What happened to the day of bridges, retard? Holy fuck you people are unironically delusional.
>>2773813>oooh noooo le trafficProtests are effective when expensive. Closing down highways is terrible for profits, and therefore a pure and wholesome tactic.
>>2773897The projection is off the charts. You live in a fantasy reality lmao.
>>2773819
go back to /pol/ epsteinite
>>2773899Where is the US bombing mission that was promised to us today? Which US assets are currently engaging with Iran? Show them to me right now or shut the fuck up.
the whole point of the war was to get rid of the uranium and missiles, so long as those are intact israel and to a lesser extent america lose automatically
>>2773892>>2773893Congress can giga-rape Trump and impeach him and send him to jail in a cell full of well-endowed african-americans convicted of gay rape. The only reason they don't do it is because they didn't get the call from AIPAC/the Rothschilds/etc
>>2773880But leftcoms and Eglin shills told me that Iran would cuck out and and that the US always wins, what happened?
>>2773904Congress won't do fucking shit. Those liberal revenge fantasies are seriously embarrassing, dude.
>>2773908I heard Trump is trying to throw Baby Face Vance under the bus
>>2773902>Where is the US bombing mission that was promised to us today?Lol, I was just thinking about all the retarded faggots here and in Iran because the orange retard said he was going to commit genocide and he didn't. The only thing that happened is he made himself look crazy(again) then TACOed(again.) The same shit he's been doing for weeks and weeks.
>Which US assets are currently engaging with Iran? Show them to me right now or shut the fuck up.Why do you think that means they're not going to bomb Iran again shortly LMAO. Why?
>>2773880>before the start of the negotiationsDamn. Ceasefire violation any% speedrun.
In case it bares repeating:
The American coping you see ITT is another echo of history. When the US pulled out of Vietnam they also claimed that it was a strategic withdrawal and that it will surely come back to finish the job and reconquer Vietnam from the commies.
>>2773915>two more weeks!!!!'yawn'
>>2773908I bet he shits himself when he yells
>>2773872We're fucked if that's the case. MAGA will get it in their heads that they can bomb Beijing too because hey you can just pull out and then let the Japanese and Koreans and Taiwanese deal with it. The US has to be stopped sometime before they end up bombing every fucking region aside from North America. Just kidding, they'll probably end up bombing Mexico City before 2030.
>>2773898see
>>2773888Well too bad they were dumb as shit, for not doing in front of government buildings.
>>2773924Or bombing Greenland
>>2773918>>2773921If and when you are shortly proven wrong, do you promise to write a mea culpa or will you just immediately switch to a new cope?
>>2773924>Japanese and Koreans and TaiwaneseHow many nukes between them?
>>2773930They are not going back to 'Nam buddy
>>2773936Can't give a straight forward answer to a simple question. Has to keep up on the strawman that I didn't even reply to. How many levels of cope are you on? That's not good for you.
>>2773935The Japanese and Koreans have extensive civilian nuclear programs and the technical capacities to rapidly nuclearize if need be.
>>2773940chinese and dprk military doctrine is to invade before they get any
>>2773938You didn't answer the question. Which American assets are currently engaging with Iran? Show them to me or shut up.
>>2773828
>massacre
>still unsourced
kys
>>2773935There would be thousands upon thousands of conventional missiles launched before it gets to that point
>>2773940anti-nuking in still pretty ingrained in the minds of the japanese population, however the gov't is a different story and generally faces little mass resistance
Can someone explain the logic of the sharty raid to me? It's like they planned to spam the board while Iran was bombed to shit but now that the cease-fire happened they basically went with it and did a lukewarm raid anyway for some reason.
>>2773940Japanese trying to nuclearize would trigger a huge opposing mass movement. You don't know shit about Japan.
In case there are more historically illiterate people here: Israel bombing Lebanon to shit today one last time is a sign that it's fucking over. They did the same thing when they withdrew during the last Lebanon war.
if japan ever started working towards a nuclear bomb there's an ancient (but still functional) law in the UN charter that allows any member state to legally attack former fascist states unilaterally without previous authorization from the security council
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enemy_state_clauses>>2773948do you think Trump has the balls to yank big yahu?
at least Reagan had some semblance of a backbone.
>>2773948>one last cuntish little bombing raid before time is calledevery time with these dirty bastards
>>2773915Like that one idiot who said, " Hurr durr," Iran will get carpet-bombed, and that the man-child would send ground troops and Iran will lose . Fucking idiot
Man that ceasefire really didn’t last, did it?
>>2773955Israel is just yanking the leash a bit.
>>2773955We keep forgetting that Israel is a pedophile shithole
>>2773955>>2773956Pretty much. They are super butthurt they weren't included in the " negotiations, " so they said, "Forget it, don't tell me what to do!"
>>2773955>>2773956>>2773958>>2773959It's baffling to me how all of you guys think there is any real ceasefire or negotiations going on. Trump himself said this ceasefire is only valid from his perspective if they open the strait completely. Iran has said that the ceasefire is only valid if Israel stops attacking Lebanon and are already saying they consider the ceasefire invalid.
>>2773880Out of all the fake negotiations Trump ever did, this is some of the fakest. So what the US has stopped bombing Iran for a few hours so far?
Israel is fucking ANNOYING.
>>2773966>Out of all the fake negotiations Trump ever did, this is some of the fakest.I mean, it's theoretically it's possible. Pure theory, though.
>>2773967Really the only hindrance to peace.
>>2773966that's cause it's not a ceasefire. Iran has one of the pilots as a POW and Muricans get their panties in a twist over POWs so he's giving up.
>>2773972Pfft. There is no way for US to win, or walk away claiming victory.
>>2773947>>2773945While it would be wildly unpopular in Japan, there is no organizing on the ground and Japan does not have a strong history of protest like the French
>>2773975Of course not, but the only way out of global depression and war is to cut Israel off.
>>2773980And that ain't happening.
>>2773872Isn't that the best case scenario though? No US involvement makes it easier for Iran and much worse for Israel.
>>2773982It's possible. It will take time but it's possible.
>>2773984Not with Zion Don.
>>2773872if israel considers lebanon to be a different conflict, then so can iran.
>>2773983best case scenario would be a restraining bibi but I think this is evidence the gulf states and israel are more aligned on continued warfare with iran than america is
>>2773966It's baffling to me that you don't realize that the whole point of this agreement is for the US to find an out and abandon the entire conflict in the first place.
>>2773991Dangerous levels of hopium detected.
>>2773986That's why it will take time.
>>2773991Yeah, that's what I was thinking. The losses on the economic front were only going to worsen.
>>2773994>As the President of the United States has clearly stated in his TruthThat's such a funny way to put it, kek
>>2773997I mean the US
did try to find an out…
It's important for Iran now to establish the precedent that as soon as Israel acts up again and yanks the leash they are going to close the straight.
>2774001
kill yourself
>>2774009Here we go.
>>2774011>people who are getting their marching orders from Yahu over Trump talking bullshitnobody cares
>>2774009Welp, it's 100% dead now.
>>2774016Then there is limits you stupid fucking bitch that's not how that works. Gah so fucking stupid I hate this market manipulation bullshit too. We need to nuke the stock market. Trillions must be liquidated.
>>2774014>people who are getting their marching orders from Yahu over Trump talking bullshit>nobody caresWhat does that even mean? Are you going give that mea culpa the next time Trump bombs Iran?
>>2774023Comrade, please!!!!
>>2774011The US government is run by toddlers jesus christ
Incapable of doing anything but lying no matter the consequences
>>2774016under what basis would the US charge for the Strait of Hormuz? they don't control it, Iran does, lol
extreme levels of insecurity, like a little kid trying to copy what a bigger stronger kid is doing and failing
and yet the US is supposed to be the bigger and stronger one… which makes it even more pathetic
So ceasefire was bullshit?
>>2774027>we will help iran dig up the nuclear dust>we will also toll the straityeah its honestly just sad
>>2774024Use your head, dolt.
>Iran: you're violating the ceasefire conditions before negotiations even started (meaning: stop)>USA: uh, those black on white conditions actually don't apply! (meaning: no, and drop it)What do you think Iran's response is going to be?
>>2774030It's not a cease-fire but an American withdrawal.
>>2774035Keep telling yourself that? Withdraw from where? Their gulf bases? Wishcasting does nothing, surely you're old enough to know that right?
>>2774026Bolivia is cartel lead state. Who cares.
>>2774027The U.S. has gradually lost international political power over the past 15 years. Most countries no longer care about what it has to say. This is its last chance to show any remaining power.
>>2774030U.S and Israel assumed they would take the bait.
>>2774032Already knew that comrade. Dont be a dick.
>>2773773>Marjorie "Traitor" BrownThird Worldist is going to be increasingly used unironically
>>2774032Hopefully they'll go all in on destroying Hell Aviv.
>>2774036perhaps the UAE jets took off from there
>>2774039>Their gulf bases?Those are already empty lol
>>2773948I don't think the US has the sort of people needed to yank Israel's leash anymore
So, in short, impotent warmonger, unable to force Iranto surrender, tried to violate a ceasefire, AGAIN, and fake compliance. Iran agreed to it, saw USA and Israel break ceasefire the very first fucking day, and pulled out of ceasefire
This ends either in USA and Israel learning humility and keeping their word, or with Iran's death. Latter is improbable, former is the only realistic resolution. Either case, US hegemony is over
>>2774044Yep, and they aren't coming back.
>>2774046Well, at this pace, it will all end with a big war.
>>2774046Iran was prepared for any type of U.S./Israel shenanigans. I honestly believe they just agreed to it and said, “fuck it, sure,” while still pointing their missiles at them, knowing they might pull something again.
>>2774051They accepted because it telegraphed a huge US weakness and they might as well take any shot at getting big concessions out of it
seeing as how UAE jets attacked after the ceasefire its clear the gulf states are just as interested in permenent war with iran as israel is. does america have the political capital to stop both israel+the gulf from attacking assuming it wanted to? unlike america, for them, this war is existential for their national securities, so probably not.
>>2774045where else will they get weapons?
Will US keep going in the bombing campaign, or it pulled out and left Israel and Gulfies to deal with it?
>>2774058From the timid retarded people in the states
>>2774055>AXIOUSYeah, fuck them. They are state department-controlled news. They are doing damage control "It wasn't the U.S. guyz, please believe me" All US medias are a fucking spectacle.
>>2774059It might be the latter. It's like a ceasefire between the US and Iran in a sense.
>>2774063yes because clearly the uae would never do something like it. they love peace so much
>>2774067You were the party offering the ceasefire you fucking doofus lmao
>>2774066Oh, don't get me wrong; the UEA is a bunch of scumbags . I'm sure the U.S . told them to do it. It doesn't absolve them of any wrongdoing .
>>2774067it literally says so in the ten point list, lmao
>>2774074>no title no opening links no nothingdelete that shit an remake immidiately
A horrible thought just raced my mind: what if the ploy behind the ceasefire was signaling to the world that "the Iranians are so backwards they can't respect any ceasefire or peaceful gesture" and then actually nuke them with the tacit approval from the entire western world
>>2774081This is something I would think if I was high.
>>2774074It’s fucking raw
>>2774081this, but its a ploy signalling to the world that the americans are so backwards that they cant respect any ceasfire or peaceful gesture and then IRGC actually nukes them to a global applause
>>2774084iran said UAE used Mirages in the attack
>>2774030Any ceasefire involving Israel is bullshit. They never follow them.
>>2774081>Le opticsPeak libshit. Are you saying that news stations around the planet aren't getting blasted with the bombings in Lebanon right now? Lmao.
>>2774036UAE is the Muslim Israel
Fake country, should not exist
>>2774046Israel will never learn. They will destroy the world to seek their dream of Greater Israel or they will be destroyed themselves. There are no other options. it's a country of fascist religious fundamentalists, brainwashed from cradle to grave that they are God's chosen people and everyone else is dirt underneath their feet. There is no reasoning with them.
>>2774054It would have been a very favorable deal for Iran if it had held, but of course it didn't because Israel and the other gulf states couldn't allow it.
>>2774081This doesn't work in the age of the internet where information travels very quickly and is difficult to regulate.
Wait, so there's no ceasefire now?
>>2774110With Israel? Never was.
I can bake if you want
>>2774100>the Muslim IsraelActually, that's called "Somaliland".
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