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>Hezbollah announces resuming of war<Iran closed the straight of KHÄMAS again but nothing else so far>Israel attacked Lebanon killing thousands<World doesn't really care about vitcims of Pissrael and wants to help US when it can>Oil prices are still highTrump Timeline:
Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: "You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over."
Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"
Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We're making progress."
Mar 25: "They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I'm not
going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize."
Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we'll just keep blowing them away"
Mar 27: "We don't have to be there for NATO."
Mar 29: Talks are progressing.
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: A deal is "very close" and Iran will "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We'll see what happens very soon."
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.
Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
April 7: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will."
April 8: "We won by giving them what they want."
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>>2775614OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIT
negotiation status?
JAASM stockpile status?
I voted for Trump 18 times since 2015. I expected the boarder wall and to lower my grocery prices and to cut the taxes and stop the woke crazies and the deep state globalists far leftists. But now that he is attack tucker taylor jones. i have had it and am ritually burning my maga hat and various trump-related accessories.
>US Officials: Iran cannot find all the mines they laid in the Strait of Hormuz and so cannot open up the waterway further. -NYT
Pissrael will just attack in another year again
>>2777088well yeah this is why it's such a nuclear option lol, it'll take months to de-mine
>>2777123Are they actually in Pakistan now?
—❗️🇺🇸/🇵🇰/🇮🇷/🇮🇷 NEW: ‘The Iranian delegation also carries a list of demands from Hezbollah to be presented to the Americans’ – Source
—❗️🇮🇷/🇵🇰/🇺🇸 NEW: Pakistan has released a list of names from the Iranian delegation
It consists of 86 officials, experts, and media personnel.
Some important names that are attending, which weren’t mentioned in media extensively, are Baqeri Kani, deputy of the SNSC, and Mohammad Nabavian, a notoriously conservative MP.
Overall, this is a VERY heavy delegation which carries a lot of authority and expertise.
— 🇺🇸/🇮🇷/🇵🇰 NEW: Professor Mohammad Marandi, famous for his high-intensity interviews and debates with Western media outlets, seems to be part of the Iranian delegation in Islamabad
Marandi previously served as an advisor to Iranian nuclear negotiators for the JCPOA.
https://t.me/s/Middle_East_Spectator>>2777138Nothing about Palestinians not being murdered and colonized by Pissrael, I'm guessing?
why the fuck are people bumping the sharty raider version instead of this
Up
bumo
>>2777265US and Israel are winning, so they need to prove how much they are winning with soyjaks.
>>2777265Jannies are sleep
we getting JIDF/POL raided
<2777777 get soon Should I ask the soyjak poster to make a sinbadjak?
>>2777142It is kind if crazy to me that Iran hasn't been targeting the cordon surrounding Gaza. Unleashing Hamas in Israel's rear seems like a common sense move.
Isn't it so cute to see sharty zio trolls attempt their petty internet squabble shit here as if anyone gives a fuck lmao?
>>2777300I think whatever is left of Hamas is too small and/or has given up
>>2777336Damn. Gotta feel a bit bad for naive libs that thought it was actually a defensive alliance. Only a bit, though.
>>2777345I don't feel bad about it at all. In fact the only times I like Trump is when he assrapes libshits.
>>2777336is daddy being abusive?
You fags need to research this. This is not schizo. It's quite a rabbit hole
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paolo_ZampolliGet to work
>>2777336>nothing but a tirade of insultsbased barbarian
> Zvika, owner of the open-source intelligence website Nitzav.net, reveals: "The Iranians developed a chemical weapon based on Fentanyl , which could paralyze enemy soldiers or civilians. According to foreign sources, Israel used special bombs rich in phosphorus, destroyed the facility, and killed at least two scientists who specialized in developing the weapon."
>>2777407same thing russians used for the theatre hostages
>>2777306they are obviously not gonna take any offensive action after everything that happened plus what could they do? launch rockets? hezb is already doing that
>>2777336>Rutte took heavy verbal abuse from Trumpuh oh daddy's mad!!
>>2777407Still more humane than white phosphorus which piSSrahell uses plenty
>>2777451So, Uganda had a coup or something? That's why they are sucking off Netanyahoo?
>New Evidence Further Implicates U.S. Missiles in Strikes That Killed 21 Civilians in IranAdditional images and video build on an earlier analysis, which the Pentagon has disputed, showing Precision Strike Missiles, or PrSMs, hit a sports hall and residential areas in the Iranian city of Lamerd.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/10/world/middleeast/iran-us-missle-strike-civilians-lamerd.htmlWell well well
>>2777064and while you're at it, OPEN THE FUCKING GAY as well
>>2777336Le West is – many are saying this – le impotent.
>>2777448>MANPADswhy are the chinese so sexist? WOMANPADs hold up half the sky
>>2777456or may the there's just a strong israel lobby in uganda now
>>2777451 >>2777456 >>2777475They got brainwashed by evangeliKKKals, same timeframe for antilgbt laws too
>>2777456They're capitalists
>>2777479And when they were friendly towards DPRK they weren't?
>>2777487
when you do a thing = capitalism
sitting in armchair = communism
simple as
>>2777407Can’t wait to see Amerikkkan soldiers do the philly lean
>>2777046Uganda's prime minister wants to send 100 000 Troops to Israel.
Can Iran still win ?
>>2777500How will Israeli society react to mixed Ugandan-Jewish babies as a result?
>>2777505the Ashkenazi Israelis are very racist towards black people, even when they are Jewish, so poorly I imagine.
>>2777505Zionists wanted to colonise Uganda back in the day, so who knows.
>>2777336all of it will be worth it of rutte suffers greatly, I want only one homeless person in the world, and it would be rutte
>>2777456>So, Uganda had a coup or something?No, Uganda is still run by Museveni who overthrew Idi Amin back in the 1970s, and then he went back inna bush to fight another civil war in the 1980s. But he was also tied up with Dubya, and he was doing this while also being buds with North Korea. And now his son who's a general is saying he's going to send a million Evangelical schizos to fight for Israel.
>That's why they are sucking off Netanyahoo?Idk man
>>2777500>Uganda's prime minister wants to send 100 000 Troops to Israel.Muhoozi is the head of the military, and his dad is the president.
Under communism there are no nations so it's completely pointless for Iranians, Palestinians and Israelies to fight and defend their nation when nations will be eliminated anyway by communists
>>2777456>>2777476>>2777521This whole phenomenon of American Evangelical conversions in the third world that turns a chunk of the population into mindless Zionists and anti-communist prosperity gosplers has really accelerated in the past few years. And I don't really see that much people talking about it outside of LatAm and India.
>>2777303It's just one guy doing this
>>2777532Looks fake, can't find anything about it, it was national news when that one solider died. I can't imagine the reaction if 140 died as well.
>>2777531>Under communism there are no nationsLow autism score idiot
Please no negotiations before Lebanon ceasefire
>The Lebanese group Hezbollah announced that it is continuing its military operations against ‘Israeli’ forces, utilizing a combination of guided missiles, rocket salvos, and attack drones to target military infrastructure and troop gatherings across multiple locations near the border.
>Strikes on Adamit and MetulaAccording to statements released by the group, Hezbollah fighters launched a direct rocket salvo targeting ‘Israeli’ army infrastructure located within the Adamit settlement.
>In a separate coordinated operation, the group reported deploying a swarm of attack drones directed at a gathering of ‘Israeli’ soldiers and military vehicles in the northern settlement of Metula.
>Anti-armor and border operations>The group also detailed specific tactical operations occurring within southern Lebanese border towns. Fighters reportedly struck an ‘Israeli’ Merkava tank positioned on al-Awayda hill in the town of Odaisseh, utilizing both a guided missile and an attack drone. Furthermore, Hezbollah stated it launched another drone targeting a unit of ‘Israeli’ soldiers deployed in the vicinity of the al-Ishraq school in Bint Jbeil.
>Published : 25 minutes ago
https://en.royanews.tv/news/68860/Hezbollah-announces-strikes-on-‘Israel’ The Japanese group Hezbollah
>>2777531>Under communismwhen will this happen exactly?
—❗️🇺🇸/🇮🇷 President Trump on Truth Social:
‘The Fake News Media has lost total credibility, not that they had any to begin with. Because of their massive Trump Derangement Syndrome (Sometimes referred to as TDS!), they love saying that Iran is "winning" when, in fact, everyone knows that they are LOSING, and LOSING BIG!
Their Navy is gone, their Air Force is gone, their Anti Aircraft apparatus is nonexistent, Radar is dead, their Missile and Drone Factories have been largely obliterated along with the Missiles and Drones themselves and, most importantly, their longtime
"Leaders" are no longer with us, praise be to Allah!
The only thing they have going is the threat that a ship may "bunk" into one of their sea mines which, by the way, all 28 of their mine dropper boats are also lying at the bottom of the sea. We're now starting the process of clearing out the Strait of Hormuz as a favor to Countries all over the World, including China, Japan, South Korea, France, Germany, and many others.
Incredibly, they don't have the Courage or Will to do this work themselves. Very interestingly, however, empty Oil carrying ships from many Nations are all heading to the United States of America to LOAD UP with Oil. Thank you for your attention to this matter!’
The Yanks are trying to send a destroyer through the Strait
My foreskin kinda hurts lately. Which one of you fags launched a kaballah curse on me?
>>2777656I cast an AOE ballbusting spell because you fuckers couldn't behave
>MARCO RUBIO: "We won't have to talk about sanctions in five years because there will be so many countries transacting in currencies other than the Dollar that we won't have the ability to sanction them."
>>2777531idealism
palestine, iran and israel will be destroyed by climate change, communists will have nothing to do with it
>>2777665See, this is bad because they will be using currencies and therefore they wont be communists
>>2777531That’s a false equivalency shithead
>>2777586Nice revisionism and reactionary thinking dumbass
>>2777435>>2777500>>2777505Israel would nuke itself to oblivion before allowing that lmao
>>2777448Give them the DF-21 and the Blowfish A2G, Xi! And also nukes if it isn't too big of an ask.
>>2777531exactly, that's why under capitalism they have to larp like the
rapture communism will arive and abandon any interest they have.
USA seems desperate to get out of the mess they've created but Israel is as bloodthirsty as ever. If Iran signs anything without making Trump restrain Israel, the axis of resistance is completely fake and over.
>>2777655
>Al Jazeera English>18 minutes ago>Iran says no US vessel has crossed Strait of Hormuz: State media
>Iran’s IRIB broadcaster has cited a senior military official as denying that any US vessel crossed the Strait of Hormuz.on Marine traffic you can see it called: US GOV VESSEL 112
hasn't moved for an hour now
>>2777687This war moves like molasses
>>2777687>on Marine traffic you can see it called: US GOV VESSEL 112It's probably spoofing its actual location
>>2777711could be just stalling to keep the economic pressure up without having to actually directly target anything.
>"oops we'd really like to fully open it but we mislaid some mines so please make sure your tankers take our preferred route for now sooorrryy" >>2777711>Further complicating the "Hormuz reopening" is the fact that many of the devices were laid in a manner that allowed them to drift, rendering previous "safe route" charts published by Tehran unreliable.>The mines create a significant logistical barrier for global shipping firms, which are unlikely to resume normal transit through the world’s most vital energy chokepoint without a verified "mine-free" certification.>Instead, any reopening will likely be a protracted, multi-month process, keeping energy prices volatile and supply chains in a state of high alert well into mid-2026.RIP global economy. This will be worse than 1920. Lmao
>>2777727I think it's real. A short while after the Russo-Ukranian war started Turkey would find naval mines near the Bosphorus that had drifted there all the way from the Ukranian shores. It's a common issue.
>>2777711please let this be real
>>2777688WW3 will be remembered as a pointless, grueling, grinding and gruesome. Just people squatting in bunkers trading drones and missiles back and forth. WW4 will be the cool heroic war that all the movies and video games will be made out. They’ll prolly be fighting in mech suits or something cool like that.
>>2777711I'm going to starve this summer
>>2777750Axios can post whatever news. no photo of ships honking the horn through the strait, very well dated, sailors with shoe on head to IA-proof, they may as swell stating they got ships transiting the milky way.
>>2777750Why is the warship doing that
>>2777750Even then, what does it mean if it went trought ? That Iran is respecting the ceasefire ?
>>2777802ally with Milei's Argentina
Status?
NEH won
Porky won
Campsisters lost
>>2777823that's real praxis
>>2777830
COOOOOOPE Trump lost
>>2777810These countries pretty much sell their un votes to other countries, it's the reason why Nauru randomly recognizes Abkhazia, they'll also sell their unrecognition, hence why Vanuatu and Tuvalu withdrew theirs.
They're really poor countries with nothing much to give, can hardly blame them really.
>>2777834 (samefag)
Using a drone instead of an ASM implies they didn't see them as hard targets to hit or anything (at the same time they did have their transponders on, though). These can also be flown back so they prevented the PR disaster that would've went something along the lines of "ZOMG LOOK AT THE BARBARIC IRANIANS DESTROYING OUR SHIPS DURING A CEASEFIRE".
>>2777834This is peak impudence. Breaking the spirit of peace during ceasefire
>>2777848Does Iran actually have kamikazi drones that can be remotely piloted and flown back? I know that the shahed 136 at least just follows preset coordinates and can't be remote controlled.
>>2777855Holy shit they’re an actual fed Kek!
>>2777830
AI bots post this Crap, and yet I get DATACENTERNODE bans all day
>>2777858It would just be a drone with missiles then, a kamakize drone implies the payload isnt fired but delivered by the drone itself, detonating the drone with it.
>>2777830
This the type of shit I seen on like Facebook or something
>>2777892American cunning is mostly impudence like this
>>2777834 They ask for a ceasefire and then during the ceasefire just (try to) move their assets where they want them. It's not smart or cunning, they are just negotiating in bad faith
>>2777850Breaking the spirit of Anchorage!
How dare our Esteemed Western Partners(tm) undermine the spirit of Anchorage!
We must organize another summit!
>t. cucktin >>2777919It's retard smarts.
Like when an animal tries to play smart with you.
>>2777823>>2777823a few years ago a Church of England vicar and a Quaker did this to a load of Eurofighter Typhoon jets waiting to be delivered to the Saudis (the parts smash are apparently the nose cones that contain all the expensive, intricate radar and targeting equipment). The jury found them not guilty because they were preventing war crimes.
Since then, dozens more people in the UK have sabotaged weapons factories, but now the government knows there's a high chance they will be found not guilty, so they're being kept in jail for years without even being charged. The 'Filton 18', for example, sabotaged an arms factory owned by Israeli weapons company Elbit, and even though the media claimed they violently, brownly, socialismly, antisemitically and Islamically attacked and injured a poor, sweet, innocent police officer who was only trying to deliver puppies to the orphanage, they have not been charged with anything. (In fact, they entered the factory peacefully and harmed only machines and tools for making child-seeking missiles, and the Elbit private security set upon them with sjambok whips bought from their time in the South African Army, the only one under apartheid, and/or just bought a couple of decades ago from army surplus shops back in apartheid South Africa). They've now spent nearly two years imprisoned without charge because they opposed the 'State of Israel' slaughtering hundreds of thousands of people and raping millions of children.
And don't even get me started on all the people whose only 'crime' was using the words "Palestine" and "action" in the same sentence. Some of them have also been imprisoned for years on TERROR charges for saying "We need to take action to free Palestine" (or in the case of several, just for saying, "Juries have an absolute right to acquit according to their conscience", a sentence that is literally written on a plaque inside England's highest court because it's such an important historic legal precedent akin to jury nullification in the US - unless liberals decide it's expedient to ignore it of course, in which case liberals come down with a case of 'do as I say not as I do' like they so often do). Some of them have also been imprisoned without charge. So technically actual state-sponsored kidnappings. Like how the 'State of Israel' calls literally every IDF death squad member plucked from a Merkava sitting on the ruins of a nursery school full of child bones and held as a PoW a 'hostage' but every Palestinian 3 year old they orphan and drag off to a rape camp to be auctioned to some rich guy who buys 7 Palestinian toddlers every week because he refuses to rape non-virgin children is:
-"a literal Kkhhkhkhkhamaaaaasssss terrorist held prisoner in the World's Most Luxurious Non-Rape-Dungeon by the World's Most Moral Army Literally (which is why we need so much more of your money than we already take, goy. What's that, you have misgivings about your hard-earned money being used to kidnap and rape the children of an entire region with a medium-term goal of raping the children of two entire religions (Christianity and Islam) and an eventual goal of raping every non-Jewish child ever born and ruling the world with every single Goy being born, living and dying as a slave to Jews because, as Jews our holy book promises us that we will all have 20,000 Goyslaves each because God CHOSE us and that's what we want to do with that unfathomably, unparalleled, soaringly highly vaunted position….? Well you have doubts because you're a Goy. It's your job to disobey God and be wrong and go to Hell after a life of servitude, sexual as a child and physical as an adult. Get used to it, lesser being." -Literally all Zionists, in their hearts, and when they're around one another and think no-one else can possibly hear them.
Anyway so that's what they think of you, me and everyone else, and so of course the UK government they own is rapidly becoming just a series of different categories of concentration camps for different types of political enemies (i.e. the shit liberals claim the left wants to enact.)
tl;dr fuck Zionists, fuck 'the State of Israel' free the Filton 18 and all the brave political prisoners of the Zionist Kingdom of Britain locked up and tortured for being based communists and antiïmperialists.
>>2777964>>2777972Posted it again award
us ships currently demining the strait and Iran is doing nothing about it.
Great job lads.
>>2777823You can hear the overweight leftcoms seething underneath their cpap machine to help with their pulmonary edema while seeing this
>>2777875Missed opportunity to trap them, not going to lie. But I understand deterring versus real escalation.
Been traveling. What the fuck have I missed? All I am seeing is Iran is attacking ships and that no ships have been attacked and Amerikkka has control over the Strait
>>2778004>All I am seeing is Iran is attacking ships and that no ships have been attacked and Amerikkka has control over the StraitDamn, that's some poor eyesight. Go to the doctor.
>>2778005Nah, I enjoy myopia
>>2777996>Trumps building a monuments worshiping his dickKek! He is a fascist so…
The ACKsis of Resistance is cucked.
>>2777972This also been a tactic during previous campaigns, such as the SMASH EDO campaign which lead to a large breakin late 2000's, which they all got away with and some getting large payouts for their remand time.
>>2778004USA is losing hard with Iran most likely winning this war there are ceasefire talks though I doubt they last
>>2778015What are you talking about they’re winning trump is begging them end the war though at the same time is being overtly hostile because of israel
>>2777972Oh, and you forgot to mention juries have cleared many, inc the most serious, charges against the Filton decomissioners.
>>2778019>WinningYeah totally. 1000 of people have been murdered and no one is helping Hezbollah get justice. Meanwhile Pissrael is allowed to continue having fun in child murder. What a win 👍
>>2777448>China>Does somethingBros… what is going on
>>2778026Iran is bombing all the golf countries and Pissarro with USA freaking out what a loss
>>2777820>>2777822the ceasefire is unsustainable and the sizzle will return. The flow of oil is still choked even under the ceasefire. Shipping insurance rates will be through the roof for a long time even if the flow returns to normal. The only relief the nations have against the choked strait is their strategic reserves which are finite and rapidly diminishing. Things are not going back to the way they were before. The burger troops are unmotivated and clogging the toilets on their ships to get out of having to fight IRGC gigachads. The burger MIC cannot build patriots as fast as the Iranians build shaheds, so every single ceasefire is actually advantageous to the country with the superior productive forces. Iran is quietly assisted by China who leftcoms insist do "nothing" just because they are more subtle than burgers.
I'm thinking that the times, they are a changin'
>>2778034Autocorrect is raping me right now
>>2778036I thank Marx that I am a PC boomerllenial
>>2777974found a spelling error after I first posted it so I deleted it and posted it again.
>>2778031True China wants ceasefire cuz trade the us does also want ceasefire but Israel doesn’t and cuz of that the USA is split and are at a pathway either sink with Israel or jump out with Iran dominating the war and not wanting to end strategically
the ultimate irony is that the only thing the US had to do against iran to win, beyond sanctioning and maybe financing some kurdish factions, was nothing.
>>2778043they know not the art of the wu wei
the US economy will be unrecognizable next year
>>2777972fuck I still messed it up
>the parts smash are apparently the nose cones that contain all the expensive, intricate radar and targeting equipmentobviously that should say:
>the parts TO smash are apparently the nose cones that contain all the expensive, intricate radar and targeting equipment >>2778050Nobody cares if to is are it’s not the bible
>>2777345No naive lib ever thought this was a defensive alliance. It was always about attacking other countries and them benefitting about it. Also think of the prestige of being in an alliance with the "greatest county on earth"
>>2778052Orange man wants to leave nato cuz of his own burger arrogance and muh isolationism(even though he’s more hawkish than bush and Obama combined right now)
>>2778054True ever since the ussr fell nato has been pointless though now they say russia even though in a war between all of Europe and Russia no nato Russia would lose
>>2778055Trump just wants a system where he can extort white people countries too lol.
>>2778055trump is right that NATO is a paper tiger that can't pull its own weight anymore vis-a-vis the ukraine war.
>You can't look at truth social anymore without logging inLooks like someone pulled the plug.
https://truthsocial.com/users/realDonaldTrump/Try it it yourselves leftychuds.
>>2778055He's not stupid. He has a good reason for every ridiculous thing he does and if it's only to manipulate the stock market.
>>2778065Yeah no one is using that shit app
>>2778066nah he's obviously very stupid
>>2778060>>2778061True
>>2778064Trump is making Europe his bitch just seeing how much he can piss off them so they eventually do nothing
>>2778065Why truths social even exist I get pre musk since they banned SOME right wing accounts like trumps but after musk bought they allow fascist now so I don’t understand the purpose literally just trumps personal might aswell make it a blog site
>>2778065The Irony of putting a loginwall while talking about freedom.
>>2778083Kek! Libertarians are “authoritarians” when it comes to capital
>>2778053I care goddammit. That's why I'm so pissed off at seeing
>bought from their time in the South African Army, the only one under apartheidjust now. What was that even meant to say? God knows now. But the upshot is a lot of these sick fuck Zionists who turned Gaza into a Bantustan and are trying to steal the West Bank now are the exact same 'people' that invented apartheid in the first place.
>>2778083Many such cases
<freedom aint free>>2778074Trump just wants to beam his shit takes straight to his audience. It ain't working anymore. Picrel is why it was pulled.
>from Candace so don't blame me if fake. I dont use his dogshit app anyway. >>2778088I understand it are you a phonoposter
>>2778093I am a turbo schizo autist
I see demons and numbers and can spot when supernatural stuff is hapooning.
I shot down a UFO with my bear hands.
>>2778074Trump vanity project. He thinks he is so awesome that everyone will flock to his website because he always WINS in the free market place of ideas
>>2778095And that's why you're the captain o7
>>2778093Based
>>2778100It’s basically just his blog at this point
>>2778100>the free market place of ideas<Isolates himself and creates local monopolyMany such cases
>>2778095Israel will kidnap you and use you to shoot down Iranian missiles.
Candace Owens said that Laura Loomer may not even be jewish because she refuses to show evidence of her Bat Mitzvah.
This may be a good transcript of a podcast.
https://crooked.com/podcast/this-fcking-guy-laura-loomer/
>went to a catholic university>>2778115Shes actually getting married
>imagine copulating with Larry>>2778118It's laura before she transitioned (Smirk face)
>>2778115that is very suspicious. i have never heard of a jewish family sending their kids to catholic university.
>>2778127How on earth would that mean that she's secretly a man ?
>This Egg Boi is now president of Iraq>He is an Iraqi larping as a KURD>member of succdem version of PKKhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nizar_AmidiIt's over folks.
Rojava chuds, I kneel.
>>2778129they're making two different points. One that she's a Christian pretending to be Jewish, and two that she's a closeted trans woman (transitioned male-to-female).
>>2778125This war will go week by week because Trump wants to manipulate the markets.
>>2778129Erika Kirk is actually a clone of Erika Kirk from 1970s who married the governor of Florida (Claude Kirk) who gave vatican status to Disney.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claude_R._Kirk_Jr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWYc_HOCj_I >>2778130buddy every president of iraq is a kurd lol its part of their powersharing system thats meant to counteract sectarianism. lebanon does the same thing, idk for sure but i assume the iraqi system was based on the lebanese system
>>2778137All the people involved in this were transgender.
>>2778137Erika Kirk present day was a CIA agent called Frantzve who was a beard for Charlie and was his handler. Nobody knows about her past.
>>2778142Maybe.
Have a read.
Epstein was into Dickgirls.
>he is a woman with a cock, so that if your fantasy is to suck a man's dick, otherwise you are completely heterosexual, it would be much nicer if the rest of the organism is female, then you get the best of both worlds >>2777777Just wanna find it
>>2778151The worst thing about that man is how much of a retarded loser nerd he was.
>>2778052israel and turkey have been developing a rivalry for decades now. the turkish lobby, while nowhere near the zionist lobby in influence, is probably a distant 2nd or 3rd to the zionist lobby. they are competing for regional influence and so far their mutual reliance on US & NATO is the only reason thats stayed in the background
>>2778150Maddon' Jumpscare ovah heeyah
reading middle east observer timeline from two days ago cause i'm getting up to date and iran kept repeating it would not start negotiations until there was a ceasefire in lebanon meanwhile they're now in pakistan and there's no ceasefire
lol
>>2778158/pol/ will soon find itself simping for a black man. crazy
>>2778158Imagine being one of the most powerfull man in your country and still being unable to find a wife, man.
>>2778136Kek! No way they beleive this
>>2778151Bro was futapilled
>>27781582026 was going to be more medieval than you think
>>2778167And I thought AmeriKKKan politics were a fucking circus…
>>2778167>Surrender my wives!>Admits to cuckoldryNice
>>2778167What is Uganda doing did Joe Kong take it over?
>>2778167We haven’t seen this type of diplomacy since the medieval Arabs
>>2777500Netanyahu's brother was killed by a Ugandan during the Mossad raid against the PLFP and a west german group in Uganda. He was the only death in that operation, but his death propulsed Netanyahu's careers. This is all Uganda's fault.
>>2778185Oh a cia/evangelical backed dictator took power okay
>>2778178No
>>2778181Why is loomer real sing confidential info I thought the gov was on her side
>>2778181>i'll be doing blah blah blah later today, i pinky promiseit's gonna be made up schizo shit
>>2778181these always end up being nothing burgers and wet farts. if it was so important to national security then why advertise ? drop it now, or keep it secret.
>>2778150>They both hate themselves and think life is agony.I cannot trust anyone who thinks otherwise.
>>2778188It's just going to be a Muslim person who works at the state department who she will accuse of being pro Iran or pro Hamas. She does this all the time attacking the same people over and over hoping for her post to go viral then get them fired. Loomer is willing to do this over and over with the same person for months off literally zero evidence and just keep spamming it again and again. Quite a few times too it has succeeded by her creating enough drama around the person by having right sing media outlets pick it up. It's all centered around her belief that there should be zero Muslims in the American government
>>2778208Bro is like a 12th century crusader reincarnated into an African general.
>>2778178yes, its over, liberaloids won
>>2778160its 5D chess, ultroid
>>2778208Didnt except 2026 to be so.. medieval
>>2778197Imaggaine if he saves Israel that would be so fucking funny
>>2778208No way India and Africa can replace the US. There is not enough free money to go around for passion projects, especially outside these countries.
>>2778211How will the communist revolution succed without Djibouti ?
>>2778208No way the USA collapses but that guy survives.
>>2778226and the British made Idi Amin possible
>>2778229Larouche was right
>>2778158Kublai Khan diplomacy.
>>2778226Is this god or bad?
>>2778226Amin's ethnic cleansing of Indians was Actually Existing Decolonization and LAND BACK in action.
https://www.international-communist-party.org/English/TheCPart/TCP_068.htmAgainst the War Between Nations! For the Struggle Between Classes!
The following leaflet was created after the immediate outbreak of war and distributed by comrades in the U.S. and Europe.
The imperialist war between states can only be stopped by class struggle until capitalism is overthrown!
The threats from the US and Israel have finally led to open war, which promises to be more extensive and longer lasting than the twelve days of fighting last June. Ten states across the Middle East are already directly involved: from the Red Sea (Yemen) to the Persian Gulf, Jordan, and Lebanon. The bourgeoisies of Germany, the United Kingdom, and France have also issued a joint statement declaring their readiness to take “defensive action” to safeguard their dirty interests in the area, and Paris has already sent a military ship to Cyprus and deployed its aircraft carrier in the Mediterranean.
At the same time, two days before February 28, Pakistan declared war on Afghanistan, both bordering Iran to the east, accusing it of having become a “colony of India” and bombing the capital Kabul. With the forgotten conflict in Sudan, the war involves a territorial strip of over 5,000 kilometers, from East Africa to the Mediterranean to the Indian subcontinent.
The United States, no longer the world's leading industrial power, is still the world's leading military power. As long as it enjoys this advantage, it seeks to exploit it, with preventive wars, to gain positions of strength – military, in trade routes, and in control of resources – to the detriment of its European competitors, Russia, and, above all, Chinese imperialism, which is pressing hard, in preparation for World War III.
Above and beyond the division of spheres of influence – that is, the profits obtained from the exploitation of the working class in all countries – the various national bourgeoisies, whether allies or enemies, grind out profits through war. The Russian energy giants Gazprom Neft and Rosneft, as well as the Chinese arms manufacturers Norinco and Avic and the oil company Petrochina, have seen their share prices rise sharply thanks to the new war. More generally, China's close financial and commercial ties with Russia and Iran, and at the same time with Israel and the United States, confirm that war is a business for all bourgeoisies.
As always, it is the defenseless civilians, first and foremost the proletariat, who pay for the disputes between the capitalist oligarchs. The real political content of imperialist war is to be against the proletariat of all countries and for the benefit of the international bourgeoisie. Even European and American workers who – for now – are not being bombed will see their living conditions worsen as prices and military spending rise.
The issue of Iran's nuclear program or Israel's security is only a pretext. What drives states to war and rearmament is the global economic crisis of overproduction: goods are not selling at home and are increasingly difficult to export to saturated markets contested by competitors; the mass of fictitious financial capital is multiplying until the next speculative bubble explodes; the trade war is intensifying with tariffs used to revive languishing domestic production.
The arms race is inevitable in capitalism: only the war economy, the devastating destruction that will follow, and the subsequent reconstruction can give new life to dying capitalism.
The overthrow of the Ayatollah regime, which has lasted 47 years, to the rescue of the Iranian people is also a pretext. The brutal repression of the uprising, with tens of thousands of Iranians killed, tortured, or arrested, took place almost two months ago. The US and Israel are intervening only now, after the dirty work has been done. The proclamations of support for the rebels by the US and Israel during the demonstrations in early January were only useful to the Iranian regime, which could better point to them as colluding with foreign forces and massacre them. Today's bombings unite the opposition forces around nationalism and therefore around the regime, isolating the workers who instinctively feel that they have no homeland to defend but only their own class interests and who, in fighting for them, put into practice anti-bourgeois, anti-national, internationalist, revolutionary proletarian defeatism. The bourgeoisies that proclaim themselves irreconcilable enemies are united by their interest in seeing the Iranian proletariat crushed, bled dry, and remain oppressed.
Iranian workers should not be deceived by the bourgeois regime's changes of appearance, as unfortunately happened in 1979 with the fall of the Shah and the rise to power of the Ayatollahs, mainly due to the responsibility of the false workers' parties, first and foremost the Tudeh, the party of Stalinist opportunism in Iran. The words of the Tehran tram workers' union – the Sherkat-e Vahed – in its greeting to the 53rd congress of the French CGT in 2023 are worth remembering: "When the profits of the capitalists are at stake… there is no substantial difference between the capitalist states of the world… We expect nothing from the capitalist states and powers that pursue only their own interests. We rely solely on the strength of the working class in Iran and the support of workers' movements around the world. Long live international workers' solidarity!" (Tehran, March 27, 2023).
Theocracy, democracy and fascism are just guises to mask the dictatorship of Capital over the wage-earning class. The conditions of workers cannot improve in an increasingly agonizing capitalism headed for war. The combative and courageous Iranian proletariat will have to confront its own bourgeoisie and its political representatives, in suits or dressing gowns, by extending and unifying strikes in defense of wages, blocking production, and setting an example for workers throughout the Middle East. Although long and difficult, this is the only path for the working class to avoid sliding into the abyss into which the anti-historical society of capital is about to plunge the whole of humanity.
“Realistic” and “concrete” nationalist and reformist perspectives only serve to hinder the class struggle and lead to disillusionment, defeat, and new repression. For over a hundred years, nationalist propaganda, both right-wing and left-wing, serving the interests of this or that bourgeoisie, Western or Eastern, has led to the same scenario of war and misery, without resolving any of the imperialist disputes and contradictions, either in the Middle East or elsewhere.
Humanity must not be liberated from the Mullahs, from Putin, from Trump, from terrorism, but from Capital!
The only force that can defeat the dying imperialisms is the international working class, organized in class-based unions and led by its revolutionary communist party.
Against war between States for war between classes!
The enemy of the proletariat is its own bourgeois regime!
Workers have no country!
>>2778257what I wouldn't give for an army of Persian Immortals to rush out of the planes, bonk Trump over the head and fly him back to Tehran
two israeli L's in less than a year. fantastic stuff
>>2778267Giving a few good slaps. Happy lads.
>>2778141And the USA still arbitrates their oil money, since the occupation. What does it matter Delcy Rodriguez or this dude goverment's character, if their state budget is literally held hostage at the US federal reserve?
And the USA can throttle their economies at will anyway. Apparently(I asked an AI for this):
-Anytime Iraq's central bank wants to move dollars, through SWIFT, it faces special scrutiny subject to arbitrary denial if the USA feels like it.
-If the USA doesn't renew their sanctions waiver every 120 days Iraq stops being able to trade with Iran for gas and the power goes out.
-Their army is set up as a comprador, reliant on US supplies and maintenance
-The US will sanction anyone they personally dislike, refuse to engage with them(implicitly threatening not to renew their sanctions waiver). And literally threaten to do any of the above until the right people are in the right posts to the US liking.
>>2778295The only thing they're missing is nuke
Told you fuckers that the deal would fall apart
>>2778247China will sell liberals the rope to hang everyone outside of China with lel
>>2778318>vidi didnt know of your excellent taste until now tankposter
>>2778312I will be gladly surprised if Iran walks out without some sort of cucked "partial" or "temporary" ceasefire. It is bad enough that they are giving Israel pause for a few days while the zios set up Hezbollah to be illegalized, and the EU cucks jump on the "peace negotiations" excuse to make their move.
>>2778322it makes no sense for iran to settle on their maximalist goals at this moment.
Kinda wonder how fucked the morale is for the domestic Iranian opposition right now.
Like you had Trump basically admit they’re nothing more than stooges that he was trying to arm to destroy the country. America and Israel bombed the fuck out of them and murdered a bunch of school girls. Trump literally threatened to destroy Iranian civilization and says he wants to steal their oil.
Like are they just doubling down? Ashamed? Realizing they were duped by the U.S.?
>>2778326I don't actually think there is much domestic opposition in Iran, at least in the kind that is begging for the US to come regime change them, that's why the US couldn't foment insurrection. It's mostly people that are pissed that the economy is in the garbage due to sanctions, that's not really ideological opposition. The reformists absolutely have egg on their face as the conservatives have made a hundred times more progress through violent confrontation with the US at least that's what it seems.
>>2778326What are we waiting for, assembled in the forum?
The barbarians are due here today.
Why isn’t anything going on in the senate?
Why are the senators sitting there without legislating?
Because the barbarians are coming today.
What’s the point of senators making laws now?
Once the barbarians are here, they’ll do the legislating.
Why did our emperor get up so early,
and why is he sitting enthroned at the city’s main gate,
in state, wearing the crown?
Because the barbarians are coming today
and the emperor’s waiting to receive their leader.
He’s even got a scroll to give him,
loaded with titles, with imposing names.
Why have our two consuls and praetors come out today
wearing their embroidered, their scarlet togas?
Why have they put on bracelets with so many amethysts,
rings sparkling with magnificent emeralds?
Why are they carrying elegant canes
beautifully worked in silver and gold?
Because the barbarians are coming today
and things like that dazzle the barbarians.
Why don’t our distinguished orators turn up as usual
to make their speeches, say what they have to say?
Because the barbarians are coming today
and they’re bored by rhetoric and public speaking.
Why this sudden bewilderment, this confusion?
(How serious people’s faces have become.)
Why are the streets and squares emptying so rapidly,
everyone going home lost in thought?
Because night has fallen and the barbarians haven't come.
And some of our men just in from the border say
there are no barbarians any longer.
Now what’s going to happen to us without barbarians?
Those people were a kind of solution.
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/51294/waiting-for-the-barbarians >>2778318The US agreed to pay Vietnam war reparations too and then reneged.
>>2778352You better not be referring to Trump ""agreeing"" to Iran's 10 points.
>>2778352good point. but i thought the iran reparations were to be financied via the hormuz tolls.
>>2778358Yeah, Iran will take reparations either directly from USA or indirectly through USA's allies
Vance says he’s returning to the US without a deal
The US vice president has made very brief remarks to the media.
He began his comments by thanking Pakistani prime minister and army chief, describing them as “incredible hosts”.
“Whatever shortcomings of the negotiation, it wasn’t because of the Pakistanis who did an amazing job and really tried to help us and the Iranians bridge the gap and get to a deal. We’ve been at it now for 21 hours, and we’ve had a number of substantive discussions with the Iranians. That’s the good news,” Vance said.
“The bad news is that we have not reached an agreement, and I think that’s bad news for Iran much more than it’s bad news for the United States of America. So, we go back to the United States, having not come to an agreement. We’ve made very clear what our red lines are, what things we’re willing to accommodate them on, and what things we’re not willing to accommodate them on. And we made that as clear as we possibly could, and they have chosen not to accept our terms.”
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/4/12/iran-war-live-historic-face-to-face-talks-with-us-continue-in-islamabad>>2778371Least bloodthirsty neocon.
>Tasnim: U.S. greed prevented a common framework and agreement. The negotiations between the Iranian and American teams ended a few minutes ago, and the two sides have not reached an agreement for now due to U.S. greed and ambitions.
>The Iranian negotiation team, including Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, Seyed Abbas Araghchi, and Ali Bagheri, along with expert committees, engaged in nearly 21 hours of intense negotiations and consultations in Islamabad, Pakistan. By standing firm on the fundamental rights of the people in various political, military, and peaceful nuclear technology fields, they prevented the realization of the United States' excessive demands.
>The Americans intended to achieve concessions in the negotiation room that they could not obtain through war, including issues related to the Strait of Hormuz and the removal of nuclear materials from the country, but the Iranian delegation blocked this.
seems negotiations died.
>>2778326>how fucked the morale is for the domestic Iranian opposition right nowdo you really think they care about this:
>ou had Trump basically admit they’re nothing more than stooges?
they know they are stooges for the US. they praise to be stooges for the US. they are gusano-minded drones. the love the rubber-boots taste on their breaths, they want to have their tongues colored orange from sucking clean the cheetos-man' balls, and if they can, polish white those orange balls.
>A source close to the negotiation team told the Fars correspondent dispatched to Pakistan: The American team was looking for an excuse to leave the negotiation table. It seems that the Americans needed the negotiation for their lost reputation in the international arena and were unwilling to lower their expectations despite the failure and deadlock in the war with Iran. Iran has no plans for a new round of negotiations.
>>2778394the negotiations were obviously just an excuse to TACO from his genocidal threats. But what happens next? Usually this is the part where accomplishes nothing, gets bored and moves on to the next episode as in the greenland situation. But if he does that here it leaves Israel out to dry
>>2778397Leaving concedes Iran de facto sovereignty over Hormuz. Taking Iranian assets as "compensation" is pure cope.
>>2778391all the reaction worldwide is aligned to trump and basically their entire platform is "I need mcdonal and I want to be raped by Donald trump"
>>2778409I genuinely could see him not giving a shit about that though. He would just announce that he accomplished regime change and destroyed iran and having the strait closed is WINNING BIGLY actually cause the US oil companies will be selling lots of oil, I don't think he gives a shit about US gas prices. His presidency has already damaged US empire irrevocably so who cares about a little bit more! I guess UAE/Israeli lobbying could get him back into the fight thoever
>>2778394So we're in for more hostilities?
>>2778421Trvke: The Movie
>>2778413He's not in a position to not give a shit. Iran demands all hydrocarbons going through are paid for in Yuan. Leaving means the end of the petrodollar and complete collapse of the American empire, as, suddenly, American dollars aren't really needed as reserve currency.
It means losing the Middle East. It means losing all of Asia. And, eventually, means losing Europe, because who the fuck wants to side with losers?
>>2778150Love how the sopranos straight up turns into a magical realism show sometimes.
>>2778150I dated a Jewish girl once. We both joked about Jewish vs Catholic Guilt
>>2778448lmao
so lovingly animated
>>2778456Is khazar milkers true?
Now that the negotiations have ended, what was the real point of this? US buying time to rest and resupply? US trying to spread internal division between hardliners and reformists? US just wasting time and creating pressure on world economy?
Remember that the entire world suffers as a result of the Strait closure. Eventually the capitalist of neutral countries will have to make a decision. Try to open the Strait themselves, or fall into the worst depression in capitalisms history.
>>2778469I like to think it's just a bunch of rich and powerful people toying with the lives of billions of people. Acting like gods controlling the worlds destiny.
>>2778469Everyone seems to think it was a ploy to make iran look intransigent and actually build support for a coalition for the willing, but considering they left "a final offer" I still somewhat think they did reach some sort of agreement. Military the US won nothing here (maybe targeting leadership?). I guess will see tomorrow during the traditional TACO Sunday.
>>2778447It’s over for trump they are losing the 2nd Cold War which just started
>>2778478I am familiar with Shashi Tharoor through their book
What The British Did In India Fizzle or pre sizzle
>>2778150>They both hate themselves Jews are absolutely infatuated with themselves, what do you mean
Everyone here has fallen for the US glowie propaganda on Hormuz blockade. Blocking Hormuz does NOT harm the USA. The US is the largest producer of oil worldwide and might soon be the largest exporter as a result of this blockade. Even Israel does not suffer from Hormuz, it imports very little via the Strait.
Iran is not blocking Hormuz to harm the USA, it's doing it to harm the GCC and (it hopes) push those countries against the US and Israel. The US only pretends to care about this blockade because they are the self appointed world police and have close relations with the GCC.
Why do you think Saudi and UAE push so hard for the US to destroy Iran? Because Iran is their main regional competitor. This simple fact is glossed over and ignored because leftist analysis always conveniently ignores or denies that fact that non Western middle powers have their own imperialist programs.
The fact that EU, South Asia and Africa becomes more dependent on US oil is another benefit of the Hormuz closure.
Iran keeps the Strait close, even at the direct detriment of countries that are allies or cordial, like China, India, Pakistan etc, because it's the last available Gambit to punish the GCC.
These simple facts explain why Iran launched more missiles at UAE than Israel. And why it tries to attack Saudi oil infrastructure, most importantly the East-West Pipeline.
So a perfect storm of aligned incentives from both warring sides caused so many people to eat up US propaganda. In summary :
1) The US does not want anyone to realize it benefits from Strait closure
2) Iran doesn't want to make clear and public it's main goal of wanting infighting between GCC and Israel/USA. Also to create propaganda that it's totally hurting the USA for internal consumption.
3) The US wants to pretend that it totally cares about it's main oil competitor (GCC) losing it's export market to the US.
4) GCC not wanting to break its relationship with the US by publicly criticising what's actually happening.
>>2778505>The US does not want anyone to realize it benefits from Strait closure>The US wants to pretend that it totally cares about it's main oil competitor (GCC) losing it's export market to the US.That's why the president and his cronies flex this shit infront of everyone, they actually want to hide it. It's totally 13d chess
>>2778505>the US wins by spending billions and losing a lot of soldiers and jets because it might get to sell more of its own oil later onlmfao, just like when it won bigly by spending billions on military operations to steal venezuelan oil that it subsequently had to pay more money to ship and store and refine than it was worth
>>2778505It does harms the US because they're not isolated, sure they don't use Oil from the strait, But China does, and China produces a lot of things the USA needs, if oil prices increase in China, then it becomes costlier to make those products, so in order to cover the cost, Chinese companies have to increase the price, therefore the average american consumer has to pay more for the products. Now do the same for everything produced in the world.
>>2778509That's exactly what the US wants though. It wants foreign goods to become more expensive. Tarrifs and dollar devaluation are also methods it's currently using to achieve this.
>>2778512> It wants foreign goods to become more expensivewhile it fails to actually reindustrialize LMFAO
>>2778524>stalin was heckin jewish>capitalism and communism are le same side of le jewish coinnatsoc schizophrenia
>>2778524>Yiddish (Eastern European Hebrew)LMFAO it's a germanic language spoken by german-jewish people but has no relation to hebrew. it's descended from medieval german.
Oil futures markets open in ~12 hours.
Hope you guys are ready for the biggest economic crisis in human history.
>>2778561Oh boy, and not a single crumb of any workers movement in sight!
>>2778527What more is there for them to try? They tried their super duper MIC weapons and they failed. They tested boot on the grounds and got owned. Their bases were erased. This shit also took place a few months ago and they failed.
There is nothing that they can't test that will be different now. Iran won. I guess they will shift focus on lebanon and syria
>>2778571Maybe the theory has some holes
Israeli media and Israeli politicians are concerned that if Orban loses the election in Hungary, the EU could finally pass Union-wide sanctions on illegal settlements, settlers, and companies involved in settlement construction.
https://www.ynetnews.com/article/rylu17w211e#google_vignetteOrban is their hero
>>2778571Those who fix the wrongs they find
>>2778585late marx restrains himself from teleological predictions about the revolution actually, leftycels just like to repeat memes because they haven't read the book
>>2778640
Absolutely.
>>2778640
Does he claim that israel is dictating nowadays? He claims in his book about the Iraq war that the Israel lobby convinced people like Cheney or Rumsfeld that the Iraq War was in the US's national security interest, and that Cheney, Rumsfeld and friends ultimately were the ones who made the decision.
Iran is yet again falling for US Israeli schemes to separate the fronts, and they need to go back to bombing Israel hard immediately. Hezbollah entered the war in support and are paying a very high price for it, Iran shouldn't even be negotiating without a ceasefire in Lebanon. If I was Lebanese I would be furious.
>>2778599Yes, Israel might resort to nukes but I don't see how nuking iran will open the strait, or leave Middle eastern oil production intact or save Israel from being nuked as well.
>>2778681Lmao, US is still stuck at the cold war
>>2778689
Hes worse than a jew, hes a jews bitch
>>2778693>>2778681I want Iran to continue destroying western industry in the region
>>2778693This is retarded on so many levels. It drops Hormuz traffic to absolute zero instead of the small trickle that has helped calm markets somewhat and it makes the earlier unsanctioning of Iranian oil useless.
>>2778693>n-no WE are the ones blockading the straitthis is actually embarassing
>>2778693>>2778702Europe and Japan will have very few unsanctioned sources of oil left, if this actually happens
>>2778703>>2778702Orangeman has decided he will block the strait himself
>>2778594leftypolbros why do we keep supporting fascist zionists thinking theyre anti imperialist… are we fucking retarded?
>>2778708The Z in Zigger stands for Zionist
>>2778674Very wholesome, national, and democratic. I wonder if Turkey became an ally of the proletarian movement later down the line.
>It's the year is 2028 1407
>Lebanon is officially a NATO protectorate like Kosovo, ruled from the "repurposed", recently finished "US embassy" complex
>Gaza is being rebuilt as "Levant's Abu Dhabi" by EU and Chinese capital
>Palestinians "voluntarily" migrated to Egypt,Jordan and the West Bank save for a minority kept in Israeli run ghettos inside their exclusive jurisdiction zone. A few wealthy sheiks who mostly swapped to Indian and African slave migrant labor. And the PA affiliated bureaucrats and mercs who collaborate with the Zionist entity.
>The EU and China are "Deeply concerned" about Israel's official annexation of the West Bank
>The USA has once again withdrawn from the JCPOA and "surprise" attacked Iran from the rebuilt military bases around the gulf compradors… after months of threats and assassinating every other Iranian diplomat.
>Yemen is once again a proxy of the KSA
>Iraq is run by ISIS, but a friendly ISIS like Syria's which spends all it's time and effort waging a proxy war with Iran
>The CIA/Mossad is just giving weapons with impunity to everyone willing to shoot them
>"Dissident" factions abound
>The sixth Supreme Leader since Khamenei (lots of unfortunate accidents) declares OPERATION TRUE PROMISE 5: For Real this time
>The brown flag of "FRFR NO CAP" is raised
>>2778693>No one who pays an illegal toll will have safe passage on the high seasIncredible. Amazing. America has just declared war on global shipping. What the fuck is happening
>>2778719Decades in weeks
>>2778693he ignores that iran has access to the caspian sea thus access to russia and has China's railroad connecting it that a sea blockade does jack against it ?
worse for gringos its that it increases the chances of Iran whiping out ships that they have no way to easily replace.
>>2778693I wonder if anyone said that exactly this will happen.
Repeat after me:
CONTINUITY OF AGENDA
>>2778719JDPON DON says sorry but international trade will cease
Close bab el-mandeb now
>>2778719Calculated economic war against the entire world is happening. This was the plan. To starve the world of hydrocarbons because it slows Chinese economic growth.
>>2778728He could have just let Iran do that if that was the plan
>>2778730Then everyone else can negotiate with Iran and get their oil. That's unacceptable to the United States.
>>2778731He looks very unhappy tbh. You can see it in his eyes.
>>2778732If Iran did that, then they couldn’t get their oil
The US literally blockading Japan from its oil supply now (and Takaichi will thank Trump for the privilege)
>>2778744Is the pope schism still lasting
>>2778754>The US literally blockading Japan from its oil supply nowLast time they didn't take it well
While I'd actually like to see the Americans doing a double blockade on Hormuz (cause of
>>2778532 and more economic chaos), I still think Trump will chicken out of this once markets open on Monday.
>>2778728Definitely helps knocking out oil competition in the gulf. Economically as an oil exporter america is making out of this like a bandit
>>2778767This is part 2 of his post
>>2778773i wonder which member of his staff wrote this one?
Is american soft power over
I thought the US wanted to unblock the straight?
But now they've realised they aren't capable of doing that they're going to block it themselves?
What is the end goal here???
>>2778786bully other countries to join trump in his adventure
>>2778786Build a coalition to invade Iran unironically
>>2778786he's desperate and wants to make it the whole worlds problem to put pressure on China to step in and put pressure on Iran to make a deal. Would Xi escalate military? Probably not since their focus is on Taiwan
Also, thank God trump turned trvth social back on. I guess he still wants his BS to reach as many as possible.
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FURTHERMORE YOU MUST LAUNCH NUCLEAR WARHEADS AT TEL AVIV, JERUSALEM, AND ALL OTHER MAJOR "ISRAELI" CITIES.
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>>2778786The way America grows is by attacking everyone else. Baby boomers only ever got so wealthy because Europe was annihilated by fascists and East Asia wasn't doing much better.
>>2778804U.S admin are a bunch of flunkies who cant get shit right. What a fucking spectacle.
>>2778804Aren't russia and china quite indipendent from foreign oil? This will hurt more US orbit countries than anything else
>>2778804idgi, if they get too close to the strait iran will just sink them, how will they ever force a blockade? by intercepting each and every ship within a 5,000km radious of Hormuz? That sounds fucking stupid
>>2778804please blockade the gulf of mexico and california China pleeeeeeease it's all i want to see before i die
>>2778811Russia, yes; China, no. China is heavily dependent due to its rapidly growing economy. If I’m not mistaken, it receives about 30% of Iran’s oil.
>>277882140-50% of Chinas imported oil passes through the straight
>>2778821>RussiaCucktin would never hurt his esteemed western partners.
>>2778821>>2778822the prc has reserves for two years btw
>>2778824The SMO was also supposed to end already.
>>2778812They don't know what the fuck they are talking about. They don't even control that religion. it's delusions of grandeur behavior.
>>2778824plenty of time to build some more pipelines from Russia and Kazakh
>>2778826Yeah… it was supposed to end in 3 days, then 2022, then 2023 and so on.
Also, expect sabotage from the CIA.
Only 2 countries get the majority of their oil via the strait of hormuz - South Korea and Japan - who both rely on it for approximately 70% - 75% of their oil.
Wonder if this will finally be a push hard enough to cause some kind of substantial anti-American sentiment in both states.
>>2778823>CucktinI don't speak retard, please use the English language correctly.
>>2778829>it was supposed to end in 3 dayswestern talking point, the smo has as goal denazification, demilitarization and the integration of 4 oblasts. it's all going according to plan
>>2778722>Muh railroad Good luck shipping oil with a railroad from Iran to China Einstein
>>2778824i think rising gas prices and tanking stonks in the US could wind up making trump taco on this. it's a race to see who cracks first i guess.
>>2778830Philippines and India running out of natgas. Taiwan isn't getting the Helium needed for semiconductor production either. whole region about to have a political realignment lol
>>2778836do you think that after the CIA agents got burned they did absolutely nothing in the years after?
>>2778836What if this is a story put out by the CIA to make them think they got every CIA agent?
>>2778693>THIS IS WORLD EXTORTION<Iran is the imperialist country!!!Trump is leftcom, confirmed
>>2778822>40-50% Sounds about right actually.
>>2778828That takes years, not months. Unless China collaborates with other nations, it could probably be done quickly, but who knows, man. Hard to say, and I wouldn't be surprised if the U.S. tries to sabotage that shit.
>>2778836Good. Fuck those cutouts
>>2778838Fuck the Philippines they are U.S patsy.
>>2778840The cia isn't what it was even 10 years ago. They're also prolly very overextend conducting the shadow wars in Africa and domestic fuckery.
>>2778832>it's all going according to planNo it's not. The plan was quick regime change and installing Medvedchuk/Muraev as president
Please stop being russian version of q-tards
Russia made a mistake.
Compare what the USSR did in Czechoslovakia in 1968
>Half million man army>Still ally of warsaw pact>4 otheer countries participated>CZ is a small country>Actual prague in 3 daysRussia:
<Hostile Ukraine<150k soldiers<Western backing<Your guys get arrested on day 1<Ukraine is 2nd biggest country in Europe<Stuck to this dayRussia was forced into a war thinking it was going to be a quick victory. Just as trump and Iran.
>>2778693>meeting went well.This fucking guy, I fucking swear. He's a natural comedian.
>>2778849Also russia is super cucked and still trying to lick balls of esteemed western partners. My guess is all their assets and families are in western villas so they are afraid of getting their balls in a vice.
>>2778854Putin already said that if Europe doesn’t want their oil, that’s find, they will sell it to someone else. However, if Europe were to come back demanding it, it wouldn’t be cheap.
>>2778855putin said bla bla
I want putin to be Malashenko from World in Conflict not some bougie faggot. Or at least Iran
>picrel >>2778828Kazakhstan has a lot of western presence sadly. It's not a reliable supplier and any infrastructure in it will be blown up if the state department wants it to.
>>2778849>>2778854Ironically trumps somehow even less thought out war with iran is going to give cucktin a massive victory despite the fact he continues to fail to take advantage of the current moment. The multipolar world is coming despite China and russias best efforts lmao
>>2778859oil is existential so it really doesnt matter where it comes from, america will just bomb it anyway, see nordstream
>>2778862>The multipolar world is coming despite China and russias best efforts lmaoInshallah
>>2778864I SEND MY RESPECT TO YOU LEFTYCHUD. O7 O7 O7
>>2778867
they can however block the sun with a tactical nuke drop in yellowstone
>>2778862The multipolar world was born on Feb 24 2022
>>2778874The “Stratospheric Aerosol Transport and Nucleation,” or SATAN, balloon systems were made from stock and hobbyist components, with hardware costs that ran less than $1,000.
Oh come on
>>2778872mearsheimer pinpoints 2017, but i've never heard why
>>2778773apparently, you open the strait by blockading the strait now.
good.
We are witnessing the collapse of the American empire
>>2778786was iran still sending out oil? if that were the case then that's gone now and they won't be able to charge anyone anything
i guess the us will block all imports too
>>2778832>denazificationdoes anyone still believe this shit? russia, ukraine, belarus, polabd, theyre all nazi shitholes (for some weird reason considering the real nazis saw them as subhumans)
Once and for all
Does AmeriKKKa benefit from closed Strait of Hormuz or not?
>>2778943Nope, there is no benefit. Not even for israel this time, is just a retarded move
>>2778943According to Trump/Amerikkka?
Not when Iran closed it, but yes now that the US is closing it too, or something.
In reality?
No, it only hurts the US.
>>2778943Oil porkys might benefit, but the American empire is more than just profits of a few oil porkys. Completely killing global shipping is not good for the US empire, no. Higher oil prices affects pretty much every other industry.
>>2778947>>2778948But what about becoming a bigger seller of fossil fuel?
>>2778943Yes, it kills everyone else and that's what America is all about.
>>2778943no. that military operation costs more than the price they can get by the extortion.
Hegseth, Rubio, Vance, etc have decided closing the strait will bring about the apocalypse and bring Jesus back o algo
>>2778830>Wonder if this will finally be a push hard enough to cause some kind of substantial anti-American sentiment in both states.did the energy crisis caused by the russian war make europeans become anti-american?
>>2778963Even if you individually actually believe the US/NATO is solely to blame for the Russia-Ukraine war, it doesn't change the fact most Europeans don't think that.
Most Europeans (apart from Hungarians and Slovakians) blame it entirely on Russia. That's why it's different.
This time, everyone globally is blaming the conflict on the US and Israel. We don't know how that will impact people's politics and actions in Europe and Japan/Korea yet.
>>2778963Slightly, I mean the proles. Anti americanism is still not a priority tho
Reminder that the US drives and flies twice as much as Europeans or Chinese and has half the efficiency due to stupid cars.
Reminder also that you don't control a commodity by tripling its price and introducing crisis. That way you push for decarbonization. If anything the secret agenda might be that Trump is actually the green Messiah we needed and. That would make more sense
Reminder that exactly currently the US is having an energy crisis by all that shitty data centers demanding more and more gas doubling electricity prices.
The war was started because Trump was stupid enough to actually follow what netanyahu is pushing for 40 years now while all other presidents so far didn't fall for the trap. This will have bad outcomes for us israeli relationships because will end up being thrown on Israel and others (see Europe) as Trump is never at fault. Furthermore it will keep increasing hate from the us and around the world against Israel.
ThenUS fucked up, got a strategic blunder, now Trump wants to save face. The rest 4d chess moves are incredibly stupid coping.
>>2778968That's pretty nuts, you know it'll be oger for U.S ambitions in the pacific if Japan later comes out and apologizes for the rape of Nanking.
>>2778968Japan did nothing wrong!
>>2778968i almost hate the US enough to buy that excuse
210,000 people died directly in the nuclear bombings of Japan.
2977 people died directly in the 9/11 attacks on the USA.
2977 goes into 210,000 roughly 70.5 times. Which when you think about it, means Amerikkka's attacks on Japan were 70.5x times worse than 9/11.
>>2778812He's trying to force other countries to pick a side.
Except US has no stomach for casualties, so any country can send subs to launch anti ship missiles at them from a distance they won't ever know who.
>>2778988Bro U.S is setting themselves up being framed or they'll actually sink a tanker headed to Japan and try and blame iran but it'll be way to obvious of a false flag
>>2778988>Except US has no stomach for casualtiesNeither does EU so since direct military intervention from EU is not happening and Iran is already sanctioned in every possible way I have to ask. How does this not just increase anti USA sentiment in Europe even more?
>>2778623Carlson basically never misses now.
>>2778993The claims of social fascism make much more sense every time I see dipshit posts like this sucking right wing cock
>>2778993What is with chuds loving grifters so much
>>2778996Russia is fine with losing Syria, theyre incredibly pro Israel
>>2778993Very recently he said he feels sorry for Trump, he can't do anything because he's a slave or something along those lines. Might sound based but it's cope, he's giving Trump an out and pretending he would be a good boy if it wasn't for Israeli tricknology. He does this so that he can go back to sucking Trump's dick and supporting the Republican party in 2028 or whenever it's convenient, by claiming he has finally broken the Israeli mind control spell.
If it was a democrat saying the same things about Biden you'd notice it instantly. Oooh grrrr Biden is so angry at Netanyahu behind the scenes but he's powerless to do something because because because…
>>2778999grifter? tucker genuinely believes the bullshit he spews. way more sinister than someone in it just for the money
>>2779003He believes it precisely because it is a good grift. If it ceases to be so, his believes will change as well.
>>2779003yeah i'm sure the CIA man's views are completely sincere and well-intended
Trvth Social is more ad-ridden than a sketchy russian warez site. Why the fuck does the personal blog of the president of the US have so many ads?
>>2779011dont forget that #NEVERTRUMP was mainstream in 2016 amongst conservatives
>>2779014The president is doing sponsored content for shady gambling websites. At a certain point it just becomes the new normal but it is actually insane how everything in America, including the presidency, is built on scams, gambling and porn now.
>>2779014i know. Even with an adblocker they're burned into the site. Presidents used to just take a little on the side, for their personal use. But Trump is like those roman emperors who would line up donkey carts and loot all the gold from the treasury and take the marble lining too. he doesnt give a shit.
>>2779005>He believes itthat's what im saying, he's a true believer
>>2779018i for one appreciate our dollar store cyberpunk dystopia
>>2779024This isn’t cyberpunk, this is stupidpunk
>>2779023You are making a distinction that doesnt really exist. There is no grift vs true belief, psychology of these people is utterly cynical, they believe whatever is convenient to believe in any given moment. He can say one thing on his show and completely opposite after he clocks out, and both of those are his honestly held beliefs at the moment he spoke them.
>>2779031Unironically yes
>>2778952It's way more important for any would-be hegemon to be able to guarantee safe maritime travel
>>2779039>safe maritime traveltbf they lost that to the houthis
>>2779038Well yes, but more nuanced explanation would require typing many long paragraphs which I cant be bothered to do. However the point that the dichotomy of fake vs real convictions doesnt exist with these people stands.
>>2779046Yeah pretty much any strait can be closed by a militia with a stockpile of shaheds, and the US can't do shit about it is the lesson here
>>2779049Isolationism doesn't mean not nosing in other people shit, especially for the US.
>>2779058>Isolationism doesn't mean not nosing in other people shitit does in the case of Taiwan. the problem with tucker is he correctly recognizes the limits of U.S power and that shapes his approach to foreign policy, had the empire remained hegemonic tucker would be as bloodthirsty as everyone else. this makes him a better manager of the decline if he ever runs for prez, as opposed to trump who sinks it further. on the whole i don't think the cia (who has no oversight from anyone else) has adapted to the political climate in the same way tucker has
>>2778812trump says they will seize any ship that gives iran money
>>2779058>Being vegan doesn't mean not eating meat.Is this a shitty Big Bang Theory joke?
trump is trying to replicate the successful aspects of his strategy against cuba/venezuela
he will sit at the mouth of the strait. block any ship from coming or going and occasionally bomb stuff or leaders in iran indefinitely until iran's economy crumbles.
iran can't destroy american ships and it won't try to bomb israel for fear israel starts carpet bombing the country again so all it has left will be to start bombing gulf states again or force houthis to try and close bab al-mandab
>>2779079The difference is that Cuba and Venezuela weren't important for the world's energy + fertiliser supply, unlike the strait of Hormuz. The question is whether Iran or global economy (or at least, markets) buckle first.
Iran already made bank from exporting oil unimpeded for a month and half at higher prices, on top of the fees they imposed on foreign ships. Markets meanwhile are jittery and might force Trump to end his plan.
>>2779080Back to /USApol/, faggot.
>>2778996boy, illiteracy is rampant. you couldn't just read past military police and read civilian law enforcement.
>>2779073you can still eat a dick and be vegan I think
>>2778994there's no such a thing as social fascism, and this
>>2778993 is the eternal resident pol b8ter that says 'ZOMG THE ZOG' and such.
What are the odds the blockade thing is just more market manipulation and that he'll change tune come Monday after his retarded possy short oil futures again? How long can he keep doing this song and dance?
>>2779095Wtf that means? No fees?
>>2779011Old news is old.
>>2779136Reports say he's going to use the navy to block it. It makes no sense, actually, why he would go that route. The man-child is an actual retard, jesus christ.
>>2778939I hate when people on here cynically flatten or minimize the severe difference between these CIA-backed neo nazis, who are zionist btw and don't mind fighting under Zelensky, versus the more fringe and repressed groups that are not state backed in other slavic countries. Every country on Earth has fascist freaks residing in it but the key difference is how loud are they allowed to be, what kind of prevalence to they have in the state, military, police, etc, and how repressed they are by their respective governments. It's night and fucking day.
There is significant statistical differences between the prevalence of CIA-boosted neo-nazis in Lviv, overrepresented in the Ukrainian Armed Forces, but lacking in the rest of Ukraine, especially the separatist regions, and neo-nazis, as well as neo-nazis in Russia. It's not that they don't exist in other Slavic countries, it is that they are more repressed by the governments in Russia and Belarus, because those governments still proudly uphold, however opportunistically, their soviet heritage and role in WW2. Even the monuments comparison is telling. You have hundreds of monuments to WW2 era nazi collaborators in and around Lviv, but more soviet monuments in the rest of Ukraine. Russia meanwhile only has 1 well known monument to a nazi collaborator, and it's on the private property of a bourgeois individual, rather than on public property and funded by the state, like the ones in Lviv are.
>>2779094Served IDF and US Military
Oh, yeah. There's definitely no conflict of interest right there.
Who's winning the negotiations?
>>2779147he was broke in the 90s when he bankrupted all his casinos and was having the most fun on epstein island… but idk if he's broke now. he's sold a gazillion maga hats and other grifter merch to his lobotomized followers, and now he is basically rich off of crytpo rugpulls he did with his family members when getting re-elected
>>2779195Gotta admit, fucker pulled a great con against his base. They deserve it.
>>2779021The obvious answer is to go to war with China. If there's one thing I know that helps turn a failing war around is opening another front. Israel isn't winning because they haven't started attacking turkey yet.
I saw a vtuber break down in tears because several of her family were killed in Beirut on Thursday. I'd like to think that maybe, possibly, hearing it out of a cute anime girl finally wakes up some of the audience that Israel is basically Satan.
>>2779213
Dammit I'm trying not to be a doomer for once stop trying to convince me out of it
>>2779204It should of been the vtuber and not its family.
>>2779218If I wanted to not be a doomer I wouldn't cling my hopes to the alleged humanity of vtuber gooners
>>2778999Bro I'm not saying I trust Tucker or think he's a morally good guy or anything. Just that objectively he has correct takes on most current issues. I'm not a christfag so don't care about his religious arguments but they are legitimately sensible if one is religious
I know "you shouldn't under any circumstances gotta hand it to Tucker Carlson" but I feel there's some weird paternalistic tone to this discourse, like people having enough moral clarity to take a firm pro Palestine stance are going to be swayed into full reaction like Tucker is some magic pied piper the minute he decides to change his principles to whatever.
>>2779259Literally this. Are we not allowed to celebrate the autophagy of the ruling class?
war will continue then?
>>2779250His takes are borrowed. That's what grifting
means, you fuckwit.
>>2779259>Tucker is some magic pied piper the minute he decides to change his principles to whatever.Tucker has done that multiple times though. He's always been a mouth piece for the natsec state and the only thing you have to hand it to Tucker too. Is hes an indicator the natsec state is trying to sell a post American empire foreign policy to America's boomers and hogs.
Which imo is good development, meand they are hedging their bets at the very least.
How could they have been so stupid? Everyone knew the Israelis were coming to the negotiations in bad faith and that they would not compromise on anything. All that came from these "peace talks" was that the Israelis bombed Lebanon with impunity for a while and, USA-Israeli forces regrouped, restocked, and secured better positions. Fire Aragchi.
>>2779276Let's wait until Monday at least lol. I think Trump is contractually obligated to make a retarded world-catastrophic threat every Sunday now.
>>2779311Iran didn't lose anything here.
OIL FUTURES MARKETS OPEN IN 2 HOURS
>>2779313They lost time and momentum.
>>2779266too late, I already did the meme
>>2778966. no one cared, though :( ::sadface::
>>2779311>restockedWith what? Do missiles grow on trees?
>>2779325Iranian strategy literally relies on closing the strait for the longest time possible
Y'all suffering from TDS aren't you?
>>2779346they can change tactics and use old bombs
>>2779321I bet 100 leftcoins it will pass 115 today. In?
>>2779361"Old tactics" means actually flying into AA to drop those "old bombs".
>>2779330Saw it after I posted, I think it's funny if anything anon.
>>2779354But has Iran considered that we'll pull an Uno Reverso and Blockade the Strait OURSELVES?!
>>2779367It will definitely go over 110 quickly if Trump doesn't xeet a cuck-out.
>>2779355That's a pretty low bar since Trump is suffering from TDS.
>15 minutes no posts
What the hell…
>>2779408the us navy has blockaded the reply form.
>>2779418Someone should blockade that blockade
>>2778833how the fuck do you think oil was (and still is sometimes) shipped inland before pipelines were built? ofc its harder and more expensive logistically, but if you have no alternative you make do
>>2779429Y'know, say what you will about Adolf Hitler's Tactical Acumen, but when he was moving phantom divisions around Berlin from the Fuhrerbunker, desperate to get some sort of miraculous victory, at the very least his orders were some variation of, like, "Fight the Russians".
The only way I can make sense of what Trump is thinking here is that he knows Iran is setting up a toll, and he thinks by blockading the strait himself he's cutting them off from tons of toll money, which… I mean, hasn't traffic been a handful of ships at best? So its not like Iran is making that much money.
Or maybe this is a desperate attempt at reclaiming the narrative? Like he knows he can't bullshit people into thinking the strait is open and Iran wont attack ships going through it, so he's trying to say "The strait's closed because WE decided to close it." Which, I mean, even if people bought that, it's just telling other nations: "America is directly fucking your economies to hurt Iran."
>>2779459isnt it quite obvious that the US simply wants to deny the passage for the iran-aligned trade partners? they cant open the strait, but at the very least they can block anyone trying to break out of the petrodollar - this is a containment strategy to prevent a complete realignment
>>2779461That's the theory. But interdicting means actually getting close and/or firing on foreign ships containing foreign oil.
Which risks pissing off both Pakistan AND India, because ships can simply hug the coast, and be in range of Iranian drones.
>>2779429Why does trump want to do this? I guess to stop China or because of a possible ceasefire(even though they already did that and failed)
>>2779456I don't quite understand why the price in Amerikkka is higher. They have large amounts of oil reserves, don't they?
>>2779475>Iran: comply or we fuck you over>USA: comply and we fuck you overIt's called… *checks notes* "Pick a side". Trump is gambling that forcing countries out of neutrality means they will side with him.
I'll bake
>>2779476because oil is a fungible commodity. it can be used everywhere by anyone. basically, the highest bidder wins. less supply will increase the price immediately globally.
>>2779480I was about to, but go ahead.
>>2779483Danks ill make a good bake
>>2779476Free market, baybee. That oil is getting shipped the fuck out of the country.
Speaking of
https://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/hist/LeafHandler.ashx?n=PET&s=WCSSTUS1&f=W
>03/20 415,442 >03/27 415,064 >04/03 413,325 Fucking finally. The reserve is moving… a bit.
>>2779476oil porkies make a lot of money with higher prices, they dont simply give out the oil in america at lower price because they're that nice and patriot
It would admittedly be pretty funny to see trump implement price controls, but I dont think the concept could even enter his mind
>>2779488The Another Controlled Opposition Squad
TACOS.
>>2779477Is trump retarded the entire Middle East is neutral and they fucking hate the USA
>>2778517>>2778508"left" "com" cuck has been real quiet since these dropped
>>2779488>Third World Mafia>>2779515Thanks for the bake, i was too slow.
>>2779473This should also be pissing SA, Iraq, Kuweit, Qatar and UAE or can those ships pass?
>>2779502Trump would have to nationalize the oil industry, put forth a export ban and do massive investments in renewables and refineries. To keep gas at $4, and he should have done that two years ago. This is like with the tariffs, he destroyed the chips act which was industrial policy to spur domestic chip .manufacturing and trump ripped that shit up and slap tariffs on everyone. All while the entire economy was shifting towards A.I bullshit and data centers.
>>2779534Passing at all means they paid the toll, which means… oops.
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