>>1857I was actually going to use an anime picture but decided against it.
There's also 'do-nothing-job' I suppose.
>>1859I doubt anyone would give you a job that offers little-to-no material benefit to the employer on a hostile arrangement like blackmail.
As for knowing someone, a desk job at a family member's company seems like the most obvious category. Things with lots of downtime also work (security?)
If you're older and have worked in a college-educated field for a while, you could get on a board of directors, where you're paid somewhat poorly to show up to a meeting every few weeks or so. You do have to do homework including keeping up with news about your field, you obviously must use the experience given in your resume to avoid destroying the company, but it's unquestionably a job that exerts little pressure on your lifestyle. They unfortunately have tenure limits ranging from 3 to 9 years depending on the where you live.