/siberia/ - Off-topic

I'M DYING :C
i'm dying of marijuana withdrawal!!!!!!!!! I got no plug and ZERO street smarts it's CHOVER :C
how is it that you get this stuff from the internet without getting caught again???? One comrade made a post here about their deep web ways and stuff, but I didn't think I'd have to resort to this, but now I do!!!!!!! thx in advance love you

Roast Cat as You Wish to Eat It. You will take a cat that is fat, and decapitate it. And after it is dead, cut off the head and throw it away because it is not for eating, for they say that eating the brains will cause him who eats them to lose his senses and judgment. Then flay it very cleanly, and open it and clean it well, and then wrap it in a cloth of clean linen. And bury it beneath the ground where it must be for a day and a night; and then take it out of there and set it to roast on a spit. And roast it over the fire. And when beginning to roast it, grease it with good garlic and oil. And when you finish greasing it, whip it well with a green twig , and this must be done before it is well-roasted, greasing it and whipping it. And when it is roasted, cut it as if it were a rabbit or a kid and put it on a big plate; and take garlic and oil blended with good broth in such a manner that it is well-thinned. And cast it over the cat. And you may eat of it because it is very good food.

[This is an excerpt from Libre del Coch
(Spain, 1520 - Robin Carroll-Mann, trans.)
The original source can be found at Mark S. Harris' Florilegium]

fax, sister, spit your shit indeed

when they claim Asian women are the preferred demographic. I watch people's eyes in public and these white dudes are always checking out latinas. I never see them eye fucking Asians.

draw penits thred



penits was too short or empty

Since you f@gs let the last thread die i’m making a new one

Post tits: big, small, natural, fake, saggy, flat, milfs; any woman with breasts, post ‘em

(Preferably not ai, unless they’re good quality)

People who say “Erm actually, there is no such thing as a “Cumunist Cuntry” because statism is incompatible with communism” are the exact same as those smart-asses who say “Tomatoes are actually a fruit” or “Napoleon wasn’t short.” Please shut the fuck up! When you say Communist country everyone knows what you are talking about so fuck me if I don’t fucking want to say “Transitional socialist state” and want to say something within the common vocabulary. It’s no different from saying “Koala Bear” or “Red Panda,” yeah it’s not accurate but people have said it so long so why replace it with something that is much longer and more confusing to Normies?!?!

>a white rabbit drops onto your head from the tree above
>steals ur melanin
>a brown rabbit scurries off
what do?

Ok, I seriously do not care if some lesser life forms think this is schizo or fedposting, but we seriously need to consider finding and torturing moderators of all shape and sizes. I don't care what website, how many bans they have under their belt, what for, i don't. I don't need excuses, i need moderators to suffer. Not even die, i want them begging for death and it shall not come for them.

The loser incels who think everything is child sex abuse material? Forced to watch child porn while a shotgun is in their mouth. Try to escape or close your eyes, blam. Your brains blown out. Are you so dedicated this stance you'd let your grey matter become mashed potatoes or are you just a moralism concern troll faggot who uses paedophilia as an excuse because you know the common consensus is hating paedophiles when in fact, it is usually moderators harbouring child pornography and grooming kids on roblox or reddit???

But that's not cruel enough. Albeit this was one of the more rational mods. A coherent thought crossed that head of his, and now his head is over there, over there, over there… We can do better than that. Maybe sense redditors love doge so much we just fucking kill their dog in gruesome ways and blame them. They gotta sit there like the good cucks they and hear their dog scream and wail from electro shock Hasan Piker therapy, all of which could've been avovided if they just didn't moderate content and left people the fuck alone. Couldn't leave people alone, so now your dog isn't left alone. Does your dog deserve it? Nope…literally no user deserves moderators bullshit, and yet here we are. Bye dog.

Still not good enough. I'm not questioning my own hatred and violent impulses yet, we can do better still. I want some motherfucking Epstein shit but on the basis of destroying moderators lives because i believe in justice before personal lust.

Like because mods love lying and defaming users making up things others have done wrong to enforce make believe rules on others, we could just commit crimes in their legal name. Oh you think doxxing is bad? Imagine threatening a sitting judge or Senator using the name of a moderator. Or using their bank account to send money to terrorist groups. That'd be something. That's just fucking funny at that point. Not evil enough, the moderators still think they're in the right and have a shred of hope and need that stripped from them.

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