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i'm not convinced it's actually possible to make offline friends outside of work or school. people keep repeating the same old "get a new hobby" type of advice but they're never drawing from personal experience and they give no indication that it actually works

I know it pisses left-communists off, but im sorry its amazing.

Its like being Blade. A day walker. Part vampire but not too much.

I can turn my prole side on to work then I turn my bourgeois side on and appropriate the fruits of my labor and become rich.

Then I put my prole side on, become Proletarius, and have 11 children.

Then I put my bourgeois side on and sell you the same junk the bourgeoisie sells, but for twice the price.

Then I turn my prole side on and laugh when anarchists defend me.

Then I eat donuts and still have more muscles than Elon Musk on steroids.

Hate all you want but being part bourgeois is a super power.
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no pretense just ASS

kinda crazy how we haave like 100 threads for porn but next to none for our mascot. i love alunya so muccch post pictures of her

Homo denisovans: a monstrous, giant species of primitive hominids.

Sister species of Neanderthalensis, much larger, stronger.

Apex of humanity in terms of physical prowess. These fuckers were giants. Imagine the beastly levels of testosterone flowing through their veins, making them highly arousable rape-demons. The mere sight of a gracile, highly neotenous sapiens women would give them a rush of uncontrollable horniness, and there is no fighting them off, not with spears and stones.

It's a clear picture. Evidence proves that the admixture we carry from neanderthals comes strictly from pairings between neanderthal men and sapiens women. Neanderthals were much stronger than us, and due to elevated test levels, much more sexually demanding and rape-driven. When sapiens women arrived in Europe, sapiens men could not stave off Neanderthal monsters and so rape-slaves were taken and bred.

Now, introduce the giant denisovan. Nearly a foot taller than the average neanderthal/sapiens, and much more strongly built. The neanderthal was the monster, until they travelled east and much more dangerous monster waited in the cold caves beyond the mountains.

Now, consider denisova cave and the hybrid child who was found there - Denisovan father and neanderthal father. If we were dogs and neanderthals were like wolves to us, the Denisovan was the Dire wolf. The neanderthal ogre raped the sapien, the Denisovan giant raped both.

Sapiens men were small, fragile, weak and helpless to battle these monsters. They raped and slaughtered and preyed on us. Makes you wonder how we managed to survive such horrible beasts. Even if we did manage to get the jump on a small party of these giants, a single female could probably rip your arms off before 3 of you could hold her down.

(cishetero only please, no disrespect, we love you all)

i use custom vr sex software >>814664

the way you shake it, i can't believe it
i ain't never seen an ass like that
the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
do-doing, doing, doing

nvidia heatin’, please don't burn it
i ain't never seen an ass like that
the way you move it, you make my pee-cee go
hu-humm, humm, humm

Internet identities that represent people but are not people themselves.

Moids + Foids = Humoids

Humanoids
Hominin → Hominid → Human → Humoid

*tap sign* Nothing personal, folx.

Did Gamergate start out as a socialist movement then turn into the chud hate women campaign?

I think I managed to put this perfectly clear hampster over on youtube. What kind of scam do you think I can run doing this? Can you see it be hacked??