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all work is hazing Anonymous 18-04-26 14:31:09 No.774868[Reply]

work is a humilliation ritual
school is a humilliation ritual to prepare for the humilliation of work
Communism wont fix this, work will still be humiliating, coworkers will keep being the way they are

9 posts omitted.

Glownonymous 18-04-26 17:24:38 No.774921

>>774868
>just doing things is humiliating
have you considered youre retarded

Anonymous 18-04-26 17:36:58 No.774925

>>774868
>Communism wont fix this
yes it will, but we wont reach it with people like you

Anonymous 18-04-26 18:11:41 No.774931

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>>774889
>>774905
I don't even mind the work itself, it's the way people interact over work, why does everyone have to be so mean?

Glownonymous 18-04-26 18:53:42 No.774938

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>>774905
>work could be hunting and fishing and gathering like actual free people
unironically kill yourself lmaoooo

Anonymous 19-04-26 01:33:28 No.775059

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>>774938
Damn homie, calm your ass down a little.

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Anonymous 17-04-26 23:27:15 No.774735[Reply]

New ideology I just came up with. I call it “Marxist-Babyism”. It’s basically Marxism with baby characteristics. I have no manifesto as I cannot write yet but when I do it will be one of the greats.

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Anonymous 18-04-26 01:50:34 No.774771

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>>774748
Because it is mean

Anonymous 18-04-26 02:32:36 No.774789

The 5 rules of Marxism babyism:

Goo goo ga ga
WAaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaah!
*shits pants*
Mama, daddy, poopies
*falls over*

Anonymous 18-04-26 02:55:29 No.774797

>>774749
Why is this chapo guy so revered?

Anonymous 18-04-26 08:32:31 No.774825

>>774797
At least he grasped dialectics and could do material analysis, which was a breath of fresh air

But he succumbed to doomerism disguised as Zen, and remained a trotskyist-economist who was like "uh.. Nothing is to be done, wait for contradictions to sharpen"

Anonymous 18-04-26 17:06:09 No.774913

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>>774735

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Anonymous 18-04-26 12:02:51 No.774850[Reply]

Why did she do it? What is the materialist explanation for this? What would have Lenin cummed differently? Many are asking these questions, and for your attention, I thank you for this matter, even though the body of the female alien might have been too short or too empty.

Anonymous 18-04-26 13:13:00 No.774861

Aliens don't exist in any meaningful way. Stop thinking about them.

Anonymous 18-04-26 13:13:36 No.774862

>>774861
this poster is an alien. do not listen to them.

Anonymous 18-04-26 15:51:51 No.774888

>>774850
We have a board for this you cunt >>>/ufo/

Anonymous 18-04-26 15:54:02 No.774890

>>774861
Religoid cope. It is a statistical certainty that other life exists in the universe given the physics that made life here is the same-ish everywhere.

Anonymous 18-04-26 16:18:40 No.774896

>>774890
The aliens exist bro they're just 3 quadrillion light years away and we will never have any feasible interactions with them bro

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Anonymous 17-04-26 12:34:44 No.774543[Reply]

>body refuses to sleep for more than six hours
>too tired to read without falling asleep
>too tired to get high without falling asleep
>too tired to work out at all
>it's fucking friday and i can't do anything but go to work and then try to catch up on sleep afterwards
i am so fucking tired of this stupid disobedient flesh shell. i am getting in the box.

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Anonymous 18-04-26 15:40:38 No.774884

>>774734
Testosterone is poison you are better off taking estrogen

Anonymous 18-04-26 15:44:55 No.774885

Have you gone to the doctor? They will give you awesome drugs

Anonymous 18-04-26 15:50:09 No.774886

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Melatonin tablets / gummies
Make sure you're hydrated enough to sleep in a way that makes use of it
Just kinda stay laying down with your eyes closed, it's not sleep but it's still close to it restfulness-wise and may lead back into sleep / create habits condusive to sleeping longer

Anonymous 18-04-26 16:03:41 No.774892

>>774881
how did u fix it

Anonymous 18-04-26 16:08:00 No.774894

>>774543
you prolly got the sleep apnea dawg. better check it out. your sleep schedule won't care who you are until you put on the mask.

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Anonymous 18-04-26 15:15:36 No.774873[Reply]

I passed a professional certification I've been procrastinating for like two years. Feels good, bros.

Anonymous 18-04-26 15:20:44 No.774874

oh? 4 what, anon

Anonymous 18-04-26 15:25:07 No.774876

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Anonymous 18-04-26 16:07:10 No.774893

What kind of certification?

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Anonymous 18-04-26 15:25:51 No.774877[Reply]

when you get a heart attack in 2050 but everyone is either a substack writer, dropshipping expert or tiktok cosplayer

there is no longer any medical professional in the world, but that's okay, because the AI algorithms running the economy have determined that 'death' is high-value aesthetics this quarter, and as you choke to death someone is recording a motivational instagram reels next to you, which has just awarded you +5k vibescoins, the current world currency based entirely on tiktok trends, donald trump tweets (he's serving his 7th term as an LLM chatbot powered by openai) and labubu sales.

as you take your last breath you smile knowing that you will be remembered as a 'vibe' and your heart attack will be memorised and repeated as a dance move for a total 5 minutes until a video of a homeless guy being burned to death goes viral

Anonymous 18-04-26 15:33:33 No.774882

>>774877
do you blame nibbas for not wanting to engage in society, when capitalism is so motherfucking exploitative? when the rationale is
>we can't pay you well or give your a quality of life
>because if we do then you're going to get too comfortable and we need you to hustle for every penny so as to maximize productivity
>plus if you're well paid you'll just quit as soon as you have enough money to retire
it only makes sense that people would seek an alternative, even moreso when the aforementioned alternative is a god damn lottery that has the potential to skyrocket you into (relative) wealth, in exchange for being a spaz on camera or participating in mukbangs or what have you.

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Anonymous 18-04-26 09:04:25 No.774827[Reply]

How does one break the habit of going to bed at 4am? I don't want half of the daylight wasted when I get up.

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Anonymous 18-04-26 10:49:58 No.774836

>>774827
Umm, have responsibilities like going to work or maybe try set your alarm out of arms reach so you're forced to get up to turn it off.

Anonymous 18-04-26 11:41:34 No.774847

Fuck that shit, I miss being a night owl and now I wake up at seven in the morning without an alarm on my day off. Fuck the sun.

Anonymous 18-04-26 13:04:11 No.774859

>>774827
uygha put your phone down and go to sleep

Anonymous 18-04-26 14:39:10 No.774869

>>774833
Doesn't work. I have done that multiple times, sooner or later he will be back to the habit again

Anonymous 18-04-26 15:29:43 No.774880

i have the opposite problem. im too workpilled i cant help but be too exhausted to fall asleep early

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Anonymous 18-04-26 14:06:10 No.774867[Reply]

He has no real allies anymore, he has enraged.. Everyone.

Perhaps, the greatest troll of our time!

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Glownonymous 12-04-26 01:47:32 No.773218[Reply]

You've been visited by the door knocking chud. Repost this to your page for nothing to ever happen, if you ignore billions will die.

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Anonymous 15-04-26 03:29:10 No.773958

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It's kinda crazy how despite this video becoming so viral barely anyone has looked up into this guy's background: Kiwi Farms, /lolcow/ and other similar sites are all empty.
Only person I've seen covering this guy is a middle age true crime tiktoker with like 200 views per video and I learned from her that:
>Real name is Jason Thomas Nichols
>Not an actual military veteran like he claims in the video of his arrest
>Lives right behind the house he tried to break into
>A pregnant woman and her 5 year old son were present inside the house while the whole incident happened
>Jason got additional charges for allegedly "bullying" or "molesting" a minor back in 2025
>Bro was smiling and rolling his eyes back during his entire court hearing, thanked the media for all the attention

Anonymous 15-04-26 16:16:08 No.774067

>>773958
Maybe this guy kept himself below the radar until he decided to fuck with his neighbor. He couldnt keep his lolcowery in check anymore. Or maybe the neighbors are just used to his behavior already and just choose not to air it more widely.

Anonymous 18-04-26 09:23:08 No.774828

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Anonymous 18-04-26 13:02:56 No.774858

>>773424
thats just drew pavlou

Anonymous 18-04-26 13:52:51 No.774864

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Anonymous 15-04-26 21:21:10 No.774107

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