/siberia/ - Off-topic

Stop having children. There are more than enough people on the planet as it is, we don't need any more. We're all full up, thank you. Stop. Having. Kids. Reasons to stop having kids:

1. They consume too many resources over the course of their life; your kid drains resources from the rest of the world. Is that what you want?
   
2. Human beings contribute to ecological ruin through overfishing, deforestation, and other such activity, and that includes human overpopulation
   
3. Your kid probably won't amount to much anyway, and if the technocrats succeed in making AI that displaces the entire workforce, then your kid will live in squalor as a result of a lack of economic opportunity, and that's the last thing you want, right?
   
4. The Halocene Extinction is ongoing and we're all going to die, DON'T YOU GET IT, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE, LARGE SWATHES OF THE PLANET WILL BECOME INHOSPITABLE AND WE'LL BE PACKED LIKE SARDINES INTO THE LANDMASSES THAT ARE LEFT. Is that what you want, for your kid to live in jobless purposeless squalor in a slum with third-worlders from the global south, who they have to fight against tooth and nail in order to secure for themselves what little resources that remain?
   
5. Kids are a pain in the ass anyway, and you won't be able to write that book, or develop that game, or do whatever it is that you wanted to do if you have to drop everything to tend to your child (and you're a piece of shit if you delegate the child rearing to someone else like your in-laws)
   
6. Basically, there are no upsides to having a child, save for the boost to your ego that you might gain for having successfully achieved the biological imperative (not that impressive, I know crackheads who managed to pop out some kids)
   
   

There are many more reasons, I'm sure, but that's more than enough for you to chew on. STOP. HAVING. CHILDREN. STOP IT. Don't do it. You help no one, least of all the child you bring into this boiling piss pot of a planet.

B…bros?? Should we really have voted Hillary in 2016?!?!??

requirements to actually have an online argument

>you need to believe truth is real
>you need to believe good is real
>you need to believe bad is real
>if you don't know exactly what the truth is you need to believe that there are things that are more true and things that are less true
>if you don't know what the absolute good is you need to believe there are things that are better and things that are worse
>you need to believe good is attainable or at least you can get closer to it

if you don't meet the requirements I'm just not gonna argue with you, you are a lost cause, you are a bad faith individual and probably a stirnerite

A black person is a n*gger if:
>They are an uncle tom
>They join and/or support reactionary orgs like the nation of islam, hoteps or some chapters of BLM
>They are a sakaioid or mtw
>They decide to follow consumerist gang life instead of educating themselves
>They do hard drugs (Crack, Fent, PCP, heroin, etc)
>They try to act white and pass as white
>They support white nationalist organizations
>They succumb to religious nationalism/traditionalism
>They are misogynistic or lgbtqiaphobic
>They are a capitalist/simp for capitalism
>They become a cop, judge, state/federal attorney etc

Theres probably more.

Why can’t we just go back to being bros ?

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SURRENDER TO THE TRUTH OF ETERNAL BEAUTY

YOU WILL FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS:
CLOSE YOUR EYES
DECLARE YOUR INDEPENDENCE FROM YOUR MINIATURE COMPRESSED EXISTENCE

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A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
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