/siberia/ - Off-topic

It was only a matter of time. We had been flirting with each other non stop. Our group chat was just us looking forward to the next date we all were free.

Well yesterday his sister sent thr most magical text ever: "on bc :)"

within the next 10 minutes we both cancelled any plans we had and drove to her place hahahaha We didn't even need the alcohol this time, I was wet by the time I got in the car and I could tell my bf was throbbing under his jeans. I spent the entire car ride riling him up. He was so hot and bothered LOL. "are you excited to fuck her raw for the first time?" "I bet you won't even last a second in her cunt" "You must be disappointed she's on the pill, I know you wanna fill her don't you daddy?" I'm surprised he didn't crash lol

I was a dripping mess before we even got out of the car. His sister already told me that I won't get any dick till he cums so I just fingered myself during the car ride.

We reached and she texted us, asking us to come on in. We did and we were presented with a goddess in the finest blue lingerie. My bf got to work and I fingered myself while he made out with his sister. He then went down on her and I started kissing her. God I love messy make outs. I was a drooling mess which meant my bf used my mouth to lube his cock up for his sister. Before he could fuck her a little more, she got on top and rode him so fucking well. I was genuinely amazed he lasted even a minute. She made him call her mommy and boy was that hot as hell. He really was her slave for that night. Well he came a couple of minutes later and she kept dripping cum out of her pussy forever.

I fingered her till she finally got her orgasm which meant it was my turn :) My bf was still hard and I got fucked in doggy because that's what a bitch like me deserves :) he came again but it wasn't even close to what he spilled before. I was an exhausted mess covered in cum and spit so I cuddled his sister and made out with her while my poor bf was drained LOL we stayed the night and I can't wait for the weekend

Trump might be woke now

If you don’t know who John Fetterman is he’s a senator who originally was a socdem but he fucking had a stroke and became an annoying extremely pro-Israel Bill Maher-Style Anti-Woke liberal. But since Trump hasn’t made a public appearance in days he probably pulled a reverse Fetterman and became woke so his cabinet did the Right-Wing version of of the Gorbachev kidnapping only successful and locked him in his room and are running the country in secret. The poor guy is probably banging on the door screaming for them to let him out while doing land acknowledgements saying “Let me outta here, you have no right to keep me here on stolen Piscataway land!”

Obviously I’m joking (Unfortunately)

He was a based leftist chad and you can’t convince me otherwise

Why are so many online communists retards who support accelerationism and think everything getting shit is a good thing and that it will somehow magically lead to communism despite it being equally if not more likely that it'll just lead to the rise of the far-right and facism.

>exercise isn't an effective way to burn calories and lose weight
Just give me the ozempic already. None of this shit matters.

Hi friends! ITT we are all nice and friends and we talk about anime and video games as well as alcohol and anything else you guys can think of!!!!!!!!!!!!

morons that say "people would like le socialism/le communism if you described it without saying the name" are wrong but i genuinely believe you could describe classical fascism (not nazism) to most people and they would agree with it

Damn, is this true?










Body is too short

for me…. I really like porn. ever since I was told that porn was real, it looked good.

but when I tried it with lube everything changed! I love porn.

not everyone has to like it to be the best, everyone just has to try it.
yeah mostly porn. I can't imagine a more beautiful thing! because porn is awesome.

a big knob with lumps, it has the juice. it's the part that I mostly makes me like the porn.

I hope you guys have a porntastic day! (it's just a pun about porn)

reminder to filter these flags and you will notice the quality of posts going up