/siberia/ - Off-topic

I have heard many say that operating puppet states in the eastern bloc, trying to police their world, and trying to economically influence other countries is evidence of “Social Imperialism.” I have also heard people say that this is true but it’s actually a good thing. What are your thoughts?

Does there exist any kind of software, perhaps A.I., that you can install to make your computer unpredictable and a real asshole?
I don't want this, but I imagined it and I know some sick freak out there would. I sleep next to my laptop which is hooked up to a big TV. I run the cable TV from it, do my shopping, and at night I've got soft rain sounds and new age music to help me sleep.

But what if the laptop became like an unpredictable piece of shit person and started playing weird videos at high volume in the middle of the night? Or it sabotaged your work somehow, adding errors into emails or something.

I probably shouldn't be putting this idea out there, but is such a thing possible? Could you have some randomizer program just fuck with your life? It could be simple stuff like resetting your alarm or it could be sinister like subliminal messaging bad thoughts and ordering expensive food to your house.

Just some wild shit I thought up on a bong hit and 40 mg. of gummies. I don't want this terrible thing, but it could be done, right?

Guys,when will we remove socialist regional flags or make them available only to the residents of the country which the flag represents? They doesn't make sense for me if an Georgian chooses the flag of Ukraine SSR for fun.

Was he based or not? Discuss

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how the fuck do I relax

THE (BLACK) NATIONALISATION OF (MAGA) PUSSIES - I
Washington, 1st November 2025. Karoline leaves her office at dusk, tired after having to defend The Don from incessant attacks from the libshit vultures of CNN and MSNBC. She gets in her SUV and drives on the highway as her phone rings. It's her husband. "Hello sweetie, I just got the reservation for the restaurant", her man happily says. Karoline, with a resting bitch face, tries to fake some enthusiasm, "Oh lovely honey! I've been dying for some good sushi. See you in half an hour!". She hangs up and sighs in annoyance. Something is bothering the Mrs Leavitt. Her eyes gaze in the distance, joyless, soulless. Suddenly she hears a loud honk as she realises she is going to hit a truck. She smashes the brake and avoids collision by a few inches. She gasps and makes a hand gesture to the nearby drivers to apologise. A burly truck driver gets off his vehicle and starts to berate her, as he gets closer he realises who she is. "Oh darn it. Mrs Leavitt! I am so sorry, I did not know it's you!", he says. "Oh no, I'm the one in the wrong, I just lost focus for a moment. I'm so sorry!", she replies. "Ah it's alright. You got a lot on your plate these days. By the way, I love what your government is doing to these Uyghurs. Deport all of 'em!", the trucker says as he gets back into his machine. Karoline nods to him and smiles. As she is about to get the car going again, she notices a playground on the side of the road. The swingset catches her attention. It looks burned and wrecked. She starts hyperventilating and stops the car. She sits in silence for a moment. Her body tenses up and her eyes get teary. It's all coming back to her. She realises what is missing in her life.

Karoline calls her husband. "Hey honey, sorry I just got a call from the office and they urgently need me for a meeting", she says. "Really? We finally got the reservation!" her man replies. "I know, but they really need me. Apparently it's really high level stuff". "Alright my love, no worries. I will just order some Chinese food and play games with our boy. What time will you be back?" "I don't know honey, it may be an. all-nighter. Do not wait for me, you go to sleep. I have the spare keys, bye love". The moment she hangs up, she grabs her wheel and starts driving, with a motivated, enthusiastic face. She arrives in an upper middle class suburb and stops in front of a yard where an old black woman was waterPost too long. Click here to view the full text.(Satire)

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Who was the best and worst Soviet leaders?
If you ask me the best was Lenin because he created the fucking thing obviously but other than that obvious one I would say the next best was Khrushchev although he was no where near as good as Lenin. Khrushchev Was still better than all of the other presidents he went up against he was pretty mediocre but his work with space travel was pretty cool. The worst was obviously Gorbachev because he destroyed the fucking thing, allowing the eastern bloc to have “free” elections was terrible because they were not free and they just enabled the CIA to do its thing. And even though he technically didn’t have the Soviet Union to dissolve he definitely is responsible for it devolving because abandoning Marxism-Leninism for social democracy weakened everything to the point where a coup was possible.

western journalists are just ragebaiting at this point 🫩