A liberal revisionist social fascist professor and welfare leech was teaching a class on Norway, a first-world imperialist stronghold.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Norway and accept that it was the most socialist society the world has ever known, even more socialist than the Soviet Union!"
At this moment, a brave, dialectical materialist, anti-revisionist marxist-leninist-hoxhaist-maoist who had watched over 1500 Hakim and Second Thought videos and understood the necessity of a planned economy and fully supported all executions ordered by Comrade Lavrentiy Beria stood up and held up a copy of Rosa Luxemburg's Reform or Revolution.
"Is the minimum wage socialist?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "Of course it is you stupid dogmatist!"
"Agreed. As Rosa Luxemburg said, a minimum wage would be impossible under capitalism, because it conflicts with the laws of the capitalist system, the bourgeoisie would never allow it. So if Norway is socialist, why doesn't it have a minimum wage?"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Capital in the 21st Century. He stormed out of the room crying those socdem crocodile tears. The same tears the moderate wing of fascism cries for the "poor" (who will never rise up and overthrow the government if they get free healthcare and college) which it tries in vain to help through a system that could only ever be temporary, unlike socialism in Russia, which still exists today. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Martin Luther King Jr, wished he had read Lenin and become more than a reformist class-collaborationist professor.
The students applauded and all registered PSL that day and accepted Joseph Stalin as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Dictatorship of the Proletariat" flew into the room and perched atop the Russian flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Concerning the International Situation was read several times, and Karl Marx himself showed up and established a one-party state following the correct ideological line all across the country.
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