tell me your most unhinged historical larpy sex fetish. don't tell me you have none, all imageboard addicts and history lovers have a few. sharing the few larps i caught in my lifetime
a girl fantasizing about being a european queen owning a harem of male slaves eating her out
a guy fantasizing about being a roman soldier and fucking boudica, or letting her take out all her anger and frustration on him with severe rape
being enlaved by dacian female raiders
fucking roman girls in toga while disscussing philosophy
being an icelandic skinny guy and getting captured and sold into gay slavery in the ottoman harem
young stalin
young drugged out hitler
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> Having named his penis “Jumbo,” Johnson was known to open up his trousers on a regular basis and wag his dick at others. There are numerous reports of this, from incidents when he seemed to do it as a joke, to times when he did it to intimidate people.
> Johnson pissing stories — of which there are many — weren’t limited to bathrooms either. He also had a gross reputation of pissing in the parking lot of the House Office building, particularly when female reporters or staffers were in close proximity. Another time, while Johnson was urinating next to a Secret Service agent, a breeze blew, spraying piss on the agent’s leg. When the agent informed him what was happening, LBJ didn’t redirect his stream. Instead, he smiled and said, “I know I am. That’s my prerogative,” which, it should go without saying, is a pretty awful way to treat the people guarding your life.
> On at least one occasion, LBJ’s lewd behavior intersected with his abysmal war record. According to biographer Robert Dallek, “Johnson found it difficult to sustain his rationality in dealing with war critics. During a private conversation with some reporters who pressed him to explain why we were in Vietnam, Johnson lost his patience. According to Arthur Goldberg, LBJ unzipped his fly, drew out his substantial organ and declared, ‘This is why!’”
tldr; lyndon had a johnson johnson
>>763996Does having a bigger dick make you do stupider shit? I suppose it doesn't matter because a big dick just about trumps anything else in life. If I had a huge dick I wouldn't have even bothered getting into politics. I would've jyst focused my life on sex and fucking around.
>>763999Yeah, and assert dominance in locker rooms