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everyone always criticises the redpill but what if it was real?

imagine a world where aura is the ultimate global currency, your ranking is incredibly volatile and can change on any moment based on mathematically verified analyses of your facial bone structure and frame, and any social slip ups can cause tremendous damage to your social standing.
because of this, a negative rank individual (someone below beta I) literally cannot participate in the economy, this is a state known as permamogging, where you cant leave the house without being mogged by wvery living being including plants, because your aura is so low.
if someone mogs you in public, they steal a chunk of your aura (depending on the brutality of the mog), this means you can walk into a store as a beta IV and leave as a beta II because an alpha X walked past the window
since a mog is a personal offense, you are legally entitled to issue a countermog within a 48 hour period, this is known as a "mog off", a high stakes display of grooming, posture and lighting.
an intelligent bonesmashmaxxing session may lead to a superior jawline which can land you a strategic victory agaisnt someone a rank above you, allowing you to restore the lost aura from their mogging, and perhaps, if youre lucky, even a fraction of the opponents harem
women change partners with insane volatility, life is a brutal battle to try and maintain your social standing, men spend upwards of 6-7 hours of their day looksmaxxing in order to be able to defend their current ranks, and possibly rise above, with the most desireable positions being gatekept by genetical superiority

in this world politicians are chosen by mathematical darwinism. the 'debates' are just televised mog-offs where candidates display their frame and skull structures to the camera on a rotating platform for 3 days straight, without eating, drinking or sleeping, all the while an unbelieveably advanced AI algorithm analyses every molecule of their bodies in order to calculate who is the most genetically perfect specimen, a long and complex process which is why the debates last 3 days.
once the results are in (usually by an incredibly narrow margin, one candidate might beat the other by only a 0.0001% more harmonious mid face ratio) the candidate is sworn in by the council of chads, during his position he will take up the spot as #1 ranked chad of his respective country and must use his aura responsibly, and not steal everyonePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

the redpill is already true (red as in communist)



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i want a far-left bf
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I just want anyone to touch my penis ANYONE

>>775027
You should ask one of the mods to touch it

>>775027
Okay how about your dad or random homeless dude?

>>775027
Just install grindr (bad) or go on IRC (private and based) to find 40 and 50-year-old men who want to do it

I actually meant anyone*

*who is attractive



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since microsicks are just honorary clitties, cant they just rub em together like lesbians. whats with all this insertion nonsense

Are you saying rubbing a microdick against an actual clitty? I think that might give women the ick. At least most of them.

>>775016
I think OP meant two microdicked men should rub their he-clits together. Ofc they wouldn't bother with women anymore.



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Political implications of apple imagination?

I see nothing, just feel the very basic apple vibe and flavor. If you give me a detailed description of a specific apple I can imagine it though.
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>>774806
Your qualia is real, yet empirically problematic, to say the least. Without it you wouldn't be able to do empirical rrsearch either.

>>774806
Yeah, it can be empirically verified by your own subjective judgement but it cannot be compared to other people.

>>774624
1, can play whole ass songs in my head
>>774585
1 or 2 depending on what I'm thinking about

>>774680
i have a vivid imagination and I think it is actually highly disadvantageous in some situations.

>>775022
sorry this was meant for >>774702



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List of instances in history where humanity got close to actually existing communism:
>initial conflict with proto-Sumerian priest kings (REDACTED-5000 BC)
>atenist egypt (1353 BC-1323 BC)
>bronze age collapse (~1200 BC)
>essene communes (~300 BC-~100 AD)
>third servile war (73 BC-71 BC)
>rome under caesar (45 BC-44 BC)
>zanj revolt (869 AD-883 AD)
>qarmatian state (899 AD-1077 AD)
>Most Serene Republic of Venice (697 AD-1714 AD)
>dithmarschen republic (~1200 AD-1559 AD)
>inca empire (1438 AD-1533 AD)
>german peasants' wars (1524 AD-1525 AD)
>british protectorate (1653 AD-1658 AD)
>libertalia (~1700 AD-REDACTED)
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We use BCE and CE here.

>>774951
those are terms invented by the synthetic left malthusians

>>774951
we use BK and AK here

before kirk, after kirk

i got pretty close yesterday

>>774990
So did I. Maybe we should try together?



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whats your guys's favorite kirkanator meme? mine is this one:

This shit is what Marx warned us about.



 

Total transhumanist-Rex Death

Triceratopatriots in control

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>>774923
>Triceratopatriots
>patriots
This, I believe, is an ahistorical misrepresentation.

Where are the feathers?

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>>774960
On its head or something

*eats ur young*



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im actually fucking shaking…. please tell me this isnt true, please tell me we havent lost this bad….
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Bros… this means there will be a tremendous increase of BBC porn with Japanese baddies. Right wing anxiety is the prime indicator that BBC will skyrocket.

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>>774899
>culture forces women to submit
>dudes from other culture that forces women to submit makes your women submit
>"how could they do this?"
Also why do they gotta advertise it like this? Its like the right has some cuck fetish where they have to tell everyone about it.

>>774947
>Its like the right has some cuck fetish where they have to tell everyone about it.
are you new to online politics? this has been obvious for a decade

>>774899
that kurd is so hot

>>774912
>sugoiyim
I lol'd



 

>>47521
>mind must be influential on matter for it to bring it into motion, and so, can we influence matter with our own minds directly?
The question came up in the other thread
So this thread is for anons who want to test it.
Post spells, prayers, visualisations, instructions on how to make sigils, money spells, love spells. Anything you want, anons.
But try and make it things that anyone can do without training, or too much equipment.
Post any results you've had.
Vidrel is an example from the "Setian " schism from the Church of Satan. All you do is watch it. I've seen it before. Then I felt charged up, determined to get things done. I wouldn't say there were direct effects on the outside world. the montages of the power grid, archaic calls to PAKERBETH (IIRC this means "Baal who strikes as Set") with more modern Satanic horns hand signs, all mind altering but that was it.
All I was going to do after getting in from work was perve over cam models anyway .So nothing lost.
If anything out of the ordinary happens tomorrow I will report back.

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>>774968 (me)
>be me
>watch occult working on youtu.be
>post about it on /leftypol/
>Sympathy for the Devil comes on the radio



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Bringing the thread back due to popular demand.
What are you doing this Friday? Do you have plans for weekend?
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>>772984
My dog is good for 10-12 hours. And I don't care what kind of dog you have, you can absolutely get away for 4 to 6 hours, which is usually plenty of time for anything you want to do on a Friday night.

I don't see this as a valid excuse. Are you really finding messes if you leave for a little while? Dogs don't need to go so often. Maybe he's just not properly housebroken.

>>772989
Explain.

>>773094
I was planning to travel to other city and get drunk/sleep there not just get away for couple of hours.

I really don't feel like doing anything today.

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i'm supposed to be doing a gigantic college homework but i'm doom scrolling, so i'm getting nothing done & i'm feeling miserable very cool

>>774623 great opportunity to JO & play video games



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