/siberia/ - Off-topic

I like to grab the upper corners of the door frame and push my chest forward through the door. It gives a stretch that feels very good after sitting so long in front of the computer.

>>770598
Same, I'm turning 40 this year. I choose to believe in life after death and I feel better after watching NDE videos.

>>771725
Even worse today. Its going to be at least three fucking moths of this until I reach desired weight.

>>772009
Stay strong, you are going to make it.

I think something like The Long Walk will be perfect. But it should be forced on every eater lottery ticket draft style.

My dad used to bring these scratchcards from home and give them to us. The most I've ever won was €10, nothing more. I don't even do the lottery anymore, because it feels like a scam. Now I feel better without it

>>771960
a lot of self help books are very girlboss pilled

>>771769
destiny sucks ass but that is a pretty funny moment from him ngl. i felt the same fucking way when i played that game.

It's called Anna's archive not Anthony's archive checkmate moids

>>772126
Got any recommendations?

>>772126
True. Sometimes it's either "Men are obstacles" or "Men should be alphas with hundreds of wives" vai kaut kas. Well, I don't find men stupid for the most part, unless they are ensnared within the (((Manosphere)))

>>772026
>gay
>untrustworthy around women
?

>>772079
Gay men trying to impregnate women to have gay babies.

>>772081
So unhinged homophobia?

You won't do shit though

You're a few years later, since then we've also done the same with schizophrenia.

>>771971
What's next?

>>771972
We’ve done it to narcissism, psychopathy, sociopathy, etc

>>771972
Calling everyone who likes to stay inside sometimes a schizoid will be all the rage in 5 years.

OCD is life on hell difficulty and sometimes I wish i wqs rather lobotomised instead. If you met me in person and observed my behavior without knowing I have it you WOULD NOT think I am quirky or fun. you would think I am schizophrenic. I cannot ever imagine a situation where spending time with an OCD sufferer would ever be fun. idk how we got to the point that it is seen as something fun or desirable

I'd rather become God and force everyone into a polycule and once a week everyone would have to participate in orgies and I just would sit back and laugh and probably jack off and still not fuck.

>>771963
listen brah you need to seek therapy
but before you do that you must make physical contact with greenery
and before you do that you must turn the other cheek
because it's only the meek who will inherit this reality
and since birth you've been the scourge of low worth
posting a dearth of poorly thought out words
so you can set a symbolic wreath atop your hearth
it's a non-sequitur, a red herring, a meat pipe of considerable girth
a disgraceful slap to the face that portrays the inane cosmic lapse in quality
under which your existence suffers
so, don't you see? your own rage is a prison
just like a rat in a cage, you pasty freckle-faced spectacle wearing charity case

>>771963
Best post I've seen on leftypol ever that wasn't my own

Had the unpleasant experience of having to interact with some Americans yesterday. Unpleasant experience. The Americans do not know how to dress. They were all sloppily dressed with some kind of stains (from lunch?) all over them. They breathed with their mouths and no one was shaved. The beards were so unkempt and dirty. And the smell. Americans smell like wax mixed with some chemical detergent and then with death. There's this unmistakable odor that comes of Americans. They asked me for directions but before I could reply, they started commenting how 'anti-semitic' the air is here. I was stunned and asked them to repeat. They told me "the air is very heavy and anti-semitic, people here are very lazy". This is Easter Sunday mind you.

I gave them wrong directions and 15 minutes later me and a buddy robbed them.

I was a 45 year old virgin (52 now). I had an anorexic female friend I would hang out with a couple times a month (literallly had 5 MB of food porn pics just like a guy would have sex porn pics). She asked one time if I wanted to have a relationship with her, but I told her I am not in the right mental state to have a relationship with anyone. We continued to hang out and somehow got into some conversation about STDs. I told her I never had any and she told me the same. I said, I hear it can make the vagina have a weird smell, and she told me "no one complained about my scent, but I have never had an STD either". I told her .. believe it or not, I have never gone down on a woman and have never known the natural scent. Then I forced the issue and said.. would you mind if I could smell one of your panties sometime? And she said.. if you want you can smell me directly.. I am not on my period or anything. So we went in side and sat on the couch and she pulled down her pants and then her panties and spread her legs. I approached cautiously, not sure what it would be like. I put my face in her pussy and took a strong wiff. It smelled kind of like an armpit, but so natural and not offensive at all. I liked it a lot. She then said.. "ok that's enough for now.. maybe another time we can do it again". I went home and masturbated like 5 times. She eventually moved and I lost touch with her, but basically is smells like a mostly fresh armpit. Not an armpit like if you have been working outside all day long. It was nice.. I would like to do it again.

But anyway in 10 yrs or so I imagine this is how the Western world will remember the Strait of Hormuz as well.

>>772112
Behind zizek in express lane copypasta pls

>>772096
Not bad analysis

i think Sniper TF2 said it better

Pale skin is desirable in East Asian culture. Like the way you look can determine your career, social standing and job prospects much more than it does in the west.

it's just middle class stiver mentality.

ok but what explains 5'3 dark brown wide nose filipinos and their yt gfs? materialist explanation for this

>>772054
They're trying hard to compensate