/siberia/ - Off-topic

>>748634
It's not a fetish I've never had sex so I genuinely don't know

>>748633
When the legs are bent at 90+ degrees the pelvic floor area is basically sticking out from the legs

>>748663
thank you very much for the helpful illustration, it's beautiful the effort put into this board sometimes <3

>>748629
Well it depends on a position, having smaller penis severely restricts what you can do. It would be hard to achieve penetration in upright position.

>>748663
since we're talking penises we should put something out of the way first for the moids on siberia with badly made okaki with butchered text

>>748626
moralism but woke

>>748636
You said nothing.

Dictators aint even real its just one giant friend group fucking over the other cliques. great man theory nah its a fucking polycule choking ur country and setting its lore! #GangOfLore

only good dicatorship is dictatorship of the proletariat

I'd be a great dictator.

this belongs in >>>/ufo/

>>748677
It's dead jim

If the US balkanizes the remaining nations will probably be a mix of authoritarian neo-liberal states, think a democrat controlled state but even more authoritarian to quell dissent and protect their nations "democracy"/bourgeois interests while the other nations will be extremely authoritarian far-right, hyper militant, fascist states, think the average board on 4chan like /pol/, /v/ or a country like Saudi Arabia but even more retarded and sociopathic. I don't see them causing trouble beyond themselves because they will always have a convenient enemy bordering them giving an air of legitimacy to their own rule. Maybe they will make alliances with outside countries to empower their own rule in the former US region but I don't see them being a major problem beyond maybe funding some terrorist groups abroad.

>>748555
Rent lowering anime girls keep pseuds out

>>748496
From a purely selfish perspective I support balkanization because I'm on the west coast and if it was left to its own devices it would be highly successful. At a bare minimum a very wealthy social democracy. The US federal government is unquestionably holding it back and at this point provides zero benefit.

feel like the oklahoma purchase territories would be de jure land back with reclaimed territories but de facto indigenous and yt supremacist gangs competing for territory. bit of a wild west situa there. thered be an unofficial truce just bc the settlers outnumber them. midwest/chicago could be self sufficient if it could get fertilizer for its massive fields and assuming monoculture farming is still the meta. if u overthrow the farmers you could get a good chance at whatever communist ideology is in season at the time but itd undoubtedly be a shithole bc its cut off from the rest of the world, although i dont know enough about its soil quality to say. could be self sufficient? has california industrialized? i feel like since its marketed as this final vacation spot for all aspiring landowners and bougs it prolly hasnt. Might project soft power all over the world but it'll have extreme beef with texas to get access to the gulf dont know too much about the east to say but im going this far so whatever. northeast prolly some weird mix of constitutionalists and might nostalgiapill themselves to conquer the original area of the 13 colonies. But itll have a progressive bend to it. imagine(haha) an imperialist social democracy. might also want to re-engage in canada just bc of lost territory there. might push to institutionalize the indigenous AGAIN to be official "citizens" to try to make some claim at canada's territories an twisted version of land back. The south dunno, thats a real wild card. black communities are definitely impoverished and theyll get all of the heel and be the scapegoat for all problems if they dont rise up. theyve strategically been starved of whatever official aid but the chaos of balkanization might get them to make some real gains for their communities. As the waters rise bc of global warming itll be a refugee hotspot. However itll be de jure a confederacy apologist statist revisionist of some kind and be the upturned nose of all the balkan areas bc of some well reasoned disgust at the confederacy but also conveniently turning a blind eye to all of the minorities there. i think im underestimating the indigenous here in all territories but damn the amerikkkans genocided them pretty badly in the past. theyll probably be another faction but like afghanistan itll be heavily tribal out of respect. maybe they wont have to do incest to keep their people alive.

>>748643
Lmao maybe not beg for sex with feminist quotes

>>748643
The obvious answer would be the same ones that you see the women quote in their profiles. But I have never once in my life seen a woman ever mention a feminist author in my decade of looking at like 5000 women's dating profiles.

Why do you assume women are into feminist authors or feminism at all beyond a vague notion? Why would you want to date a woman who was?

dumbasses always talking about books and philosophers and revolutionaries but never read em FUCK

if you want to come across as a sensitive woman-respecter quote plath or dickinson or angela carter. even for the naive women who won't realize you're just signaling, quoting theory in a dating profile doesn't have the effect you think it has. it's assumed that what's in your bio is the stuff that's central to your private life. you'd just come across as a bore who can't turn the serious stuff off.
either way everyone will know you're lying after five minutes of actual conversation. the thing that happens after you actually match.

>tinder
anon they're not gonna read your profile let alone do they read books. make your pictures more appealing.

>>748293
>we were one of the beneficiaries of US hegemony
wtf he is going full TWist mode

Some of the funniest shit that has happened in this hellhole

>>748258
EU can do it, but Canada is legit retarded if they think they won't be invaded in the next few decades if they don't give in to US interests. Xi is welcome, but he must sit in the cuck chair while Uncle Sam fucks the maple syrup guzzling hoseheads.

>>748293
> I remember when they made fun of us for using that term

Like every IR textbook uses that term

>>748258
Pissing off their more powerful neighbour sure worked out well for Ukraine.
Good luck if you're expecting China to ride to the rescue.

>>748329
>Believe me AFAB majority boards and corners are completely unbearable if you're anything but the pastiest radlib white woman
please elaborate

>>748335
i dunno if this has anything to do with that guy was talking about but there was that female-only clone of kiwifarms that was basically the same thing and the same level of toxicity, but with a high school mean girl kind of flavor and an emphasis on TERFiness

Yep, fkn rofl. Those kiwi farms are bleh,

Almost everyone born male but with a huge gay/bi/trans over representation. But probably less than /pol/'s.

i imagine you all as women so youre 99% women sorry chuds(affectionate)

I remember during years of being addicted to meth my dentists would always praise my teeth for being in great shape and I was dumbfounded. Every other family member (none of whom did meth) had pretty big problems.

Good on you m8.

>>748630
i did jury duty and it was pretty interesting. it also made work seethe and absolutely lose their minds because i responded to it and they said i broke the rules and i should have asked the company first if i could do jury duty. they stormed off to the legal dept, but when they returned they looked deflated and said they would accept it. like wtf its a legal requirement its not like the work is being generous by allowing me to go. it was their own fault for fucking up the scheduling to allow 3 people to be off simultaneously.

Yo your hate is to susilate…

>>748612
>susilate
what do that mean 🤔

>>748619
sus dilation

>>748607
can't wait to be the hyperpolitical thanksgiving uncle gonna accuse my inlaws of revisionism

I've slowly moulded my mom from a fascist into a progressive over the years, but she's still terrified of things like Communism.
My dad was one of those "every attempt to change the status quo is idiotic" centrist types in the past, but he fell hard for the far-right takeover of social media and is a full on fascist supporter now.

>>748603
His mom hanged himself after he came out as eco-fash.

my brother makes me pay rent for the guest house on our late father's property, and I told mom that he is a clear example of why they hanged the kulaks during collectivization