/siberia/ - Off-topic

this is now a hardbass thread

>>772772
cool

I'm a hard bass slut
I want a sound that gets me hot

>>772525
Who?

>>772525
> I am a newly-converted baltic pagan
Lmao at going through a 2 month phase of leftism and then "converting" to larp group.

I've been having nightmares lately. I think it's because of too much caffeine. gotta cut down on the caffeine. anyway here's last night's nightmare.
>my sister went to asia, or mexico, or something like that
>brought back a rare liquor, and since I like alcohol, I wanted to try it
>it came in an opaque crystal flask, looked something like a perfume bottle
>in the center of the flash was a white, hairy spider
>the spider is captured and placed into the flask at bottling
>the spider's body is laced with some natural secretions that have a chemical interaction with the alcohol that gives it a particular taste and smoothness when aged
>immediately turned off at the idea of consuming this alcohol
this is a nightmare because I fucking HATE spiders and it's a goddamn phobia for me. the spider to flask ratio was rather small, which is to say, the spider itself occupied a huge amount of space. i was a large spider, like a tarantula.

the other dream I had the other day was:
>like a black and white grainy film
>like an old time animated cartoon, like st. james infirmary blues/betty boop or something
>my uncle next door rents his house
>the people he rented to are a gang of serial killers
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Today was my first day to dream in Toki Pona. Nothing interesting happened in the dream but I spoke one or two Toki Pona sentences.

I dreamt I was at Jurassic Park from the first movie, only I was genre savvy. I decided to stay with the kids because I figured they wouldn't die so it would be safest. DIdn't see any dinosaurs but could hear them roaring and such in the background it was scary. There was, however, a huge Octopus that changed its colors in a rhthymic way that hypnotised anyone that looked at it, including the kids. They were hypnotised and walked up to it and were eaten. I figured I was the next one to go so I thought, "I'll just hide in the corner until the credits roll." Then I woke up.

Got drunk on a beach vacation with my mom and sister and had a dream where me and my dad (very conservative) went to a hot topic and bought leftypol merch

I keep dreaming of her.

>>772518
Do they still make freaky commercials(I wouldn't know because I don't watch commercials anymore)? It seemed to be a big trend from the late 90s to the 10s. There were tons of ad executives who say Cinco and Tim and Eric Awesome show, and said "We need to get them to make a commericial for our product!" Twas a strange time. This was a real super bowl ad they made.

>>772515
I don't understand any of that. I don't know what it has to do with my post. How do I drink corporate trash water?
Are you really making an argument that freedom and capitalism and everything that was not the USSR is all slop?
It's a very simplified poster, yeah, but there's really no defending the other side of it. Communism in that form did not work. Things are not great in America, but there's a happy medium between the two. One with fewer of us "little people" who are the vast majority in both of the extremes.

Was that even you? Doesn't seem like the same poster would write "oooh yum yum mmmmm gimme that slop" and then a big fancypants complicated followup.

All this in response to shaving gear commercials? What's the other side of that? Each man has one state-rationed straight razor and strop that he is responsible for maintaining? I always wonder what your fucking solution is to the disgusting consumerist world you see. You think I like all the plastic junk and advertising? What's the solution?

What does your world look like? Mind you, that was almost 40 years ago. I remember the Gillette song. I remember By Mennen. Getcher skis shined up grab a stick of Juicy Fruit, the taste is gonna move ya!

You find my childhood nostalgia so fucking disgusting?

>>772520
Yes, there are nonsense ads that look badly Tim and Eric inspired or just like some really dorky person's idea of "whimsical". I keep seeing ads for Rice Krispies Treats where this lady jumps into the sky and steps on an anthropomorphic cloud that says "Crispy" in a really stupid voice. The whole thing is lame and cringy. Like worse than those older nonsense Skittles commercials. Everything is like that now.

What's really terrible are the insurance ads. Because they're for cars and homes and all that shit, so everyone needs them so they're all constantly competing. Liberty Mutual and Progressive especially seem to be trying to one up each other in the 'how weird and hip can we be' category. Because they have to fill so much advertising time they all have multiple spokespeople and styles. It's like they're all trying to have ironic mustaches and the 2008 Adult Swim vibe. Really cheapens all that stuff I loved so much before it was diluted and kicked to death.

I saved this pic years ago in my comedy folder. I think this dude is Russian.

There were a bunch of photos of this guy posing in his gaudy house with gold everywhere, always wearing some retarded outfit and thinking he looks cool. I should have saved the whole set.
I never thought the internet would keep growing and changing and that I'd just never see stuff again. I found an old hard drive and some bookmarks on it and so many of the sites I had saved are just dead and gone now. Yet amazingly there are still tons of old ones from the 90s even still up if you know where to look. I wish I'd screenshotted (forgive that 'verb') so much stuff back in the day. Could you even do that back on Windows '95 when the internet was new? Was it always so easy?

>>772617
communists aren't neither leftists nor liberals. most leftists nowadays are liberals anyways or have very libbed thoughts in general.

>>772688
it's actually like this

Yeah half the people on here are like this

Yeah, sure come in, anon. Come on in. Now, let me just get… THIS GUN!

an indigenous sami man alr does this every winter anon

>>772576
People in the third world need infrastructure and basic neccesities.

Yes. I think almost any woman you bring up I would say yes to.

Yes, but while she is a 9 in the US in Colombia she'd be a mere 4.

whos making these threads bruh 😭

>>772693
I fucked a Brazilian hooker once and she was very hairy, her hair was scratchier and more visible than my own. Still was pretty good.

no i wouldn't that's weird wtf you are insane and fetishistic for posting this slop you should reconsider your life choices you should feel bad for doing this

>>772509
>>772508
Fuck off and don't let the door hit you on the way out. Take your romantic nationalist non-sense and reactionary occultism with you. Once again baltoids, especially anarcholib ones prove themselves to not be trustworthy

>>772519
kill yourselfl

>>772521
Piss off our board Nazi apologist.

Goodbye, fellow proles.

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Every single UN member currently have the annilihation of Germany and Japan codified in the enemy state clause, widely considered to be still active.

un countries already fuck each other in various ways all the time, what difference does it make if it's codified? it's not like it's a geopolitical bloc

Moo

kpop is the ultimate capeshit "genre". Completely artificial and unorganic popularity.

The worst part was during the Peak Woke Peak Poptimism cultural cesspool when mentally insane radfems and sheboons would call you Hitler if you disliked that fake & gay SK state sponsored bullshit.

>>772542
Rap and punk fans are worse with their music.

>>772542
Idk. K pop was always mocked because it was glamorized boy band pop.

>>772502
This is how I feel about suburban white kids getting all obsessed about gangster rap.