/siberia/ - Off-topic

it doesn't look like something I'd particularly like to watch.

>>769132
dude's pfp is killing me

My wife looks like that and has two jobs, next.

>>769238
At the same time?

>>769244
Black Rifle Coffee masculinity is very funny in general

Americans

Probably Jihadists. But the narrow minded fundamentalism even against their own ethnic cultures is kinda cringe.

>>769308
Jihadists are kinda like communists tbh they consider all ethnic particularities that does not fit into their preconceived notion of the good to be alienation (in the case of the commies its alienation between man and species being, in the case of jihadists and religious extremists in general its alienation between man and God which in the neoplatonic view is the source of human selfhood).

And the funny thing about both movements is that while claiming to be above particularities they both imposed a very particular image to their followers. Every jihadist need to behave like a 6th century desert cultist and every Marxoid is exhorted to have the same views with 19th century philosophers regardless of the followers' actual organic culture

The Scythians

>>769192
Estrogen

>>769192
pre-op transmasc

No it doesn't. Only virgins.
I lost my virginity to a pretty dumb girl. It was many, many years ago. She was attractive enough with a great body but she already had a kid. That's how eligible a bachelor I was at that age, which was 20 BTW. So was she.
So I was late to the party and looking to have a relationship with anyone. I knew she wasn't a potential long-term partner for me, and I'm sure that's what she was looking for. A dad for the kid as much as someone for her. And I didn't really take to the kid or her fucking cats or her dumb mom either. After having fucked her a few times I became kind of a dick and she didn't want to see me anymore. And even though that was for the best it sucked being rejected. That hurt. But the she told me after like our fifth time that it was the best sex she ever had. And I don't doubt it. I don't think the couple guys she'd been with before me gave her the right kind of attention, orally. And I did romance her and take her to nice places too. She hadn't dated anyone even a little classy before. But back t chowing her box; I was a very quick learner and had read a bunch of Playboys and other porno mags growing up and was determined to make girls "squirt". Even though I've yet to meet one who did (and one of those magazines said they all have the potential), it turns out just the attempt is usually enough to get them off multiple times if you can read a woman's body and play it like an instrument; which it turned out I could do, like instinctually. Knowing when to touch and where and how much pressure just came naturally after all of my educational reading in the pages of 'Swank'. Much of my research began even before the internet did.

But the asocial part I guess applies to me these days. I've lived in relative seclusion since the start of Covid. Haven't had a woman in 6 years now. It's starting to make me kind of deranged probably. And I put on 30 lbs in that time. I need to take it off. But I'm lazy and smoke weed all day, also not helping the social thing. When I am with people I'm naturally social, but having been away from them so long I tend to avoid them now. So when I do speak to people I never shut up. I just can't motivate myself to initiate the social interactions. And I can't leave grandpa alone for long. That's mainly why I've been quarantined so long. But I've got money for paid helpers coming in. I'm going to get some me time. I need to find a lady to lay on top of.

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I'm saving myself for a virgin BBC

>>769194
Yeah, he really should have been a little fat for it to make sense. Or just a skinny dude with a concave chest.
I didn't care for that part either. But the art was better than usual for some MS Paint shit. You hardly ever get color and detail like that. And the artist went out of his way to get a font too.

Trvth Bomba

Autnaz-ism is something I grew out of but I'm bumping anyway cuz y'all are little transhumanists

>>758046
maturity is realizing that spergs are stupid but good people in that they will believe in one thing and trust you forever

>>769313
damn that's cute. i wish i had a GF who would dress up for me 🤤

>>769313
Sexo

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>>769197
I mean to say that “my Gen X PARENTS would listen to this” I forgot to type parents lol! I was born over 5 years after 9/11 lol, all of you Anons are 47 year olds larping as Zillenials

>>769200
I am actually a zillenial and discovered Grateful Dead with soulseek.
Your parents were also probably too young to have seen the dead when they were good, only boomers had that chance.

>>769040
What source is this? What does it give to global countries instead of random USA states?

>>769200
>of you Anons are 47 year olds larping as Zillenials
I'm 37, old enough to know you can't larp on the internet.

>>769040
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>>769051
It’s literally just one or two searches from each of those cities. 2 from Johnstown-Altoona PA, 2 from Chattanooga TN, 1 from Rochester NY, 1 from Santa Barbara

>>7684
who were u?

>>768487
who is this replying to

>>768448
>>768489
dis

bump

>>768208
Why have you posted your dad along with your nudes? What compels you to do this?

XD

>My Femboy Roommate
I'd never played porn games before but some asshole on this site brought this to my attention a few weeks ago and now I'm glued to f95zone chasing that high. The ones I've liked so far are Summertime Saga, Demon Deals and WelCUM to the City. All three are still in development but the former two are much further along and worth playing. The third only gets a mention because the art is quite nice and I don't mind clothed babes. Honorable mention to The Lewdest House but that's only for its unique art and writing; to putit politely, you'd have to be into lolis to find most of the love interests attractive.
picrels in order of games mentioned

I'm starting to think this might be the greatest dating game ever created, like in the history of all dating games, like in the history of mankind

>>766888
Civilization developed for thousands of years to get to this point and its perfect and it could become real if we didn't fucking hate AI and instead hated the way it was used by the bourgeois

Naughty Road Productions has almost certainly ruined AVNs for me. Time to read romance novels like an old lady

This is not generally true, but sometimes it is.

>>769288
never happened with me because no woman will speak to me without divine intervention