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I've been increasing my penis for a few months. Went from 15cm to 16.4cm in length and from 11.8cm to 12.7cm in circumference. You would think those wouldn't be permanent gains, but I stopped doing my exercises for two months and I kept my Gainz™. Why are you staying a dicklet?

I just do kegels and lift. Seems to be the only reliable way for my penis to look and work decent


>>779114
tenacious d mentioned 🤟

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just jack off without porn for extended periods of time and really work the schlong up and down, then cardio.

>>779114
iv always trusted my dear jack black at being peak



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It just hit me we dont have any general chit-chat threat, so here it is. Post whatever you want, share whatever you want.
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>>779383
Last time I was job hunting I had to delete higher education from my CV and instead make something up to fill the gap to land a dead-end customer support position, because otherwise I am too overeducated to get hired for low-skill jobs but underexperienced for those appropriate to my degree. I cant do this again, I just want to retain a little bit of dignity.

>>779390
I am not American. There is no commiseration to be found here, all of my peers seem to do fine, I am the failure.

>>779398
Do whatever you have to in order to get a job, fuck dignity, will that keep your belly full? I put "mixed white and Asian" on my applications because I'm 1/4 Iranian even though I look white as fuck, you gotta do what you gotta do.

>>779400
Because if I get another job with no relation whatsoever to field I wish to be in, its over, I am never going to be able to get out of menial labour, nobody will hire me, my education will effectively be outdated, all the skills forgotten. Like I am not picky, I dont care about wage, I am willing to relocate (although considering I currently live in place with most favourable job market in the country its unlikely it would be an improvement), but I just need something that I can put in my CV to help me get something semi-decent in the future.
I am terrified of meeting anyone from my childhood or school, and they asking me what I do. I have only one friend, and I havent spoke to her in a year because I dont feel worthy given how much of a loser I am.

>>779407
of course you want to work in your field but any job is better than no job. it will look better on your cv too.

>>779408
In my field isnt even requirement I have, just so it has some transferable skills. Just so having fucking higher education is considered a plus rather than guaranteed CV in a trash.
I already made a fake CV, looked up temp agencies. If nothing else I would like some part time warehouse work or something similar, something where I wont have to interact with people, wont be exposed to their gaze.



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Leftypol, i need advice on how to bulk up

At the moment i’m very skinny, i have muscles because i do basic home exercises (pushups, dumbell exercises, planks, etc) but very little actual body mass

So what is the quickest way to get bigger and stronger so i can finally go out and punch some nazis? Ideally without having to eat too much (i know that sounds counter-productive but i get full quickly)

Stalin going into kill Hitler video footage

I am also struggling with this and I'm pretty sure the solution is literally just to eat more, which is hard for me.

Eat too much.



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I am trying to create a new form of socialism called "bhakti socialism".
It mixes the idea of individual trust and devotion to a god or gods with the idea of collective ownership of property.

It's not a new idea, but I am trying to create a coherent synthesis between these spiritual and material traditions in order to promote individual and collective liberation.

the hippie movement died a few generation ago

>>779734
Hippies in general were not firmly based on devotion to a specific god (except for hare krishnas).
Socialism is also not "vibes and feeloings", it must be based on a theory of society for instance marxism.

I know this is something that was in the air for a very long time, but I am trying to organize it in a more complex way.



 

Do you believe that organic internet communities even exist? I think it's all fake. Whether it's Reddit, 4chan, Leftypol, or even Dread. To me, all these platforms just feel like a simulation. I don't think most users are bots, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were. But I'm convinced that these platforms are dead. It was different in their early days. But they died a long time ago, and their bodies have simply been stuffed, and they're pretending to be alive. The tragic thing about it all is that you can't really know. You can only feel that it's all just dead. That it's all just staged. It's no fun arguing with "people," trolling them. It's like playing against bots. They behave according to a predictable pattern; they react. But it's just an "effect" without any meaning.
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It's just notalgia, everything is cooler when it's new to you.

>>779168
probably this.

>>778331
>noooooooooo downvotes are bad, i need imageboards where i can rape everyone with my bad takes nonstop and no consensus that i'm an asshole can ever be shown

>>779208
you have to go back.

Reddit won though



 

LEAVE ME ALONE

WHOOOO HOOOOOOOOO

WHOSE LAUGHING BABY
JUST STOP DOGGING ME AROUND
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>>778631
>i thought the performances were pretty good but its kinda funny how it avoided the pedo question entirely
that's the goal of hagiography

MICHAEL JACKSON WAS INNOCENT

HE JUST LOVED PETER PAN AND HAD A GIANT PETER PAN AND HOOK STATUE IN HIS HOUSE NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT

>>779196
its a different experience in theaters. the one i went to was really loud and it felt like i was actually watching one of his concerts

>>779203
still ridiculous. they rode his meat so hard the entire movie, some scenes were kinda cringy ngl, he was almost like a disney princess with how innocent they tried to make him

>>778631
Why do we have another movie about MJ?
Why aren't there any biopics being made for Prince?

>>779288
idk. maybe bc they wanted to whitewash him



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>Before the Belgians
<A bunch of kingdoms
>During the Belgians
<A crime worse than the Holocaust
>After the Belgians
<Brutal dictator (Also they never left)
>After the dictator
<Failed state

i dont think the kingdoms were so bad considering thats also how the rest of the world lived

>>779148
Yeah I agree

What I want to know is why they keep getting their ass kickef by Rwanda of all places.

>>779252
Congo has a very dysfunctional and corrupt military while Rwanda is more organized and gets more international support.



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Open the fucking door now /siberia/, I own this place!

This is MY imageboard, do you hear me?!
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I'm gonna invent my own Rokos basilisk except it's gonna torture everyone who used AI sloppa for eternity


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>>779243
>>779244
*waits patiently*..

OPEN…NE NOOOOOR

OPEN NE NOOR!

OPEN NE NOOR NOW!!!!

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DREAM REPORTING THREAD!!!!!!!

I'll give EVERY SINGLE post an ✨OFFICIAL DREAM RATINGAND I will guess what kind of mental disorder you have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I was out in the wilds and met a pheasant like bird but it was light blue and grey.

Tried cooking two dogs in the oven. Pulled one out early and took a bite out of its ear to test the doneness before realizing they were both still alive and beginning to stir. Quickly rescued the other one and felt mortified for a bit before waking up. Thankfully, they were fine, somehow

I had a dream of someone laughing at me when I said I have 6 inch penis. I dont remember who or what was the context. I felt embarrassed because its actually smaller than that.

I won't go into detail explaining the whole dream but basically
>was using an old mac computer, but it was really old
>family wonders why I use old computers and I say I just like them
>computer has a game on it that is like Zelda with all these cutscenes and imagery that is like the movie Legend, kind of low-key scares me
>my grandparents are visiting might be the last time I ever see them but I don't care
>suddenly my uncle appears and we talk about my future with my family
>they think I should just be content to live a modest live in the country like them
>they no I have dreams of adventure I even want to go to New York city one day
>they all get upset
>next thing I know it's warm and sunny bright beautiful day
>I am walking with this weird futuristic outfit on from the military
>apparently I joined the military and my dream is set in this futuristic world, but I'm still only like a teenager
>walking along this it's in the picture a lot of those things are in LA but there's no water and it's abandoned and I'm walking through it for a while it's really quiet
>I'm with a horse with this strange high tech caboose attached to it
>suddenly another kid finds me
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>>779225
Continued here wasn't sure if I went over the limit or not

>so they start experimenting on me

>the sensation was really vivid in my dream
>it didn't hurt it just felt like I was on drugs
>I felt these really overbearing ticklish sensations all over my body and it was almost making me black out
>It feels like it is making me really sensuous they are like prodding me and I felt overwhelmed not necessarily with urges to have sex just to be really sensuous and in touch with my body and the world around me
>eventually I seem to go crazy I become ecstatic and I run away from the train and the military all I remember is I had my shirt off and I kept dancing and spinning around in ecstasy
>eventually I am running through the streets of some random city at night with my shirt off
>eventually I start to get all these other people to start dancing around with me
>and eventually it starts a riot and now there are all these other people ripping off their clothes dancing and twirling around in the streets
>it's complete havoc and disorder the cops can't stop it
>eventually I get to this point where I start to come to my senses I start to wake up and I am not in trouble actually there's just this snippet on the news or something
"so-and so (myself) was the leading instrument and cause of this social and sexual revolution" and I thought "damnit, it was…all because of the…germans…experimenting on me?"
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Since the old one was deleted. Remember to spoiler pics.
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>>777525
>>777527
im thinkin he should have just said domming

>>770093
well share that shit then

>>777524
the entire point of that term is to be searchable on the internet easily
and sure e-hentai for exemple already discriminate by gender,so yes there the term isn't needed
but on other sites that aren't booru,it's ONE tag only (like try searching for muscular women on sites that don't have that tag and just have "muscle",or femboydom content without josou seme)

>>777579
There's a lot of stuff that isn't a tag, unfortunately.

>>777527
I have been raped before by a woman



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