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Anonymous 16-05-26 20:19:45 No.783820[Reply]

would you let your best bro sniff your feet
would you charge him money, and if so how much

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Anonymous 23-05-26 19:08:58 No.785941

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>>785939 what about platypus feet? they look weird af

also, I hate canine vjjs. I hate vjjs in general, but vanine ones are especially disgusting

Anonymous 23-05-26 19:48:52 No.785947

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>>785941
I would at least touch the webbing if allowed, but those things can kill you. They're venomous. I don't remember specifics but you don't want to fuck with one.

Anonymous 23-05-26 19:51:04 No.785948

>>785444
that image on the left is so fucking hot

Anonymous 24-05-26 17:35:34 No.786162

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Would you sniff his paws for forty dollars?

Anonymous 26-05-26 07:11:43 No.786594

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>>786162
I'd give him the $40 and lick him clean

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Anonymous 25-05-26 15:19:17 No.786394[Reply]

>when you were right but said it too early

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Trenchrat !AdxxtqV09Y 26-05-26 01:44:10 No.786546

>>786394
Didn't those guys get exposed as an actual genuine FBI front

Anonymous 26-05-26 06:53:20 No.786592

>>786546
they glowed like hell. many of the people quit and admitted they were a cult.

Anonymous 26-05-26 06:54:05 No.786593

>>786546
>>786394

Anonymous 26-05-26 07:40:17 No.786596

>>786394
Uhh why not condemn both as genocides?

Anonymous 26-05-26 07:40:57 No.786598

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>>786396

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Anonymous 15-11-25 17:30:57 No.726525[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

DREAM REPORTING THREAD!!!!!!!

I'll give EVERY SINGLE post an ✨OFFICIAL DREAM RATING✨ AND I will guess what kind of mental disorder you have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous 04-05-26 09:50:06 No.779223

I had a dream of someone laughing at me when I said I have 6 inch penis. I dont remember who or what was the context. I felt embarrassed because its actually smaller than that.

Fake Leftist that is really a Nazi 04-05-26 10:12:14 No.779225

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I won't go into detail explaining the whole dream but basically
>was using an old mac computer, but it was really old
>family wonders why I use old computers and I say I just like them
>computer has a game on it that is like Zelda with all these cutscenes and imagery that is like the movie Legend, kind of low-key scares me
>my grandparents are visiting might be the last time I ever see them but I don't care
>suddenly my uncle appears and we talk about my future with my family
>they think I should just be content to live a modest live in the country like them
>they no I have dreams of adventure I even want to go to New York city one day
>they all get upset
>next thing I know it's warm and sunny bright beautiful day
>I am walking with this weird futuristic outfit on from the military
>apparently I joined the military and my dream is set in this futuristic world, but I'm still only like a teenager
>walking along this it's in the picture a lot of those things are in LA but there's no water and it's abandoned and I'm walking through it for a while it's really quiet
>I'm with a horse with this strange high tech caboose attached to it
>suddenly another kid finds me
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Fake Leftist that is really a Nazi 04-05-26 10:24:32 No.779226

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>>779225
Continued here wasn't sure if I went over the limit or not

>so they start experimenting on me
>the sensation was really vivid in my dream
>it didn't hurt it just felt like I was on drugs
>I felt these really overbearing ticklish sensations all over my body and it was almost making me black out
>It feels like it is making me really sensuous they are like prodding me and I felt overwhelmed not necessarily with urges to have sex just to be really sensuous and in touch with my body and the world around me
>eventually I seem to go crazy I become ecstatic and I run away from the train and the military all I remember is I had my shirt off and I kept dancing and spinning around in ecstasy
>eventually I am running through the streets of some random city at night with my shirt off
>eventually I start to get all these other people to start dancing around with me
>and eventually it starts a riot and now there are all these other people ripping off their clothes dancing and twirling around in the streets
>it's complete havoc and disorder the cops can't stop it
>eventually I get to this point where I start to come to my senses I start to wake up and I am not in trouble actually there's just this snippet on the news or something
"so-and so (myself) was the leading instrument and cause of this social and sexual revolution" and I thought "damnit, it was…all because of the…germans…experimenting on me?"
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Anonymous 11-05-26 06:22:15 No.781560

I was one a bus, sitting next to a soldier. One of his legs was prosthetic, the other hurt as hell. I asked him why he doesn't go to the doctors with it, and he said he can't: the doctors would give him up to the police.

Anonymous 26-05-26 06:26:22 No.786586

We were on a steep mountain cliff but some kind of evil monster was blocking our path.

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I Will Grant You Three Wishes Genie 25-05-26 02:26:13 No.786264[Reply]

I will grant you 3 wishes Anon, what will they be?
They can be anything except for infinite wishes and I can't kill anyone, make anyone fall in love with you, or bring anyone back from the dead.

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Anonymous 25-05-26 19:41:50 No.786451

>>786443
and eating pussy

Anonymous 25-05-26 19:46:36 No.786452

>>786451
2) I wish for the genie to suck every cock on the planet and eat every pussy

schizonymous 25-05-26 21:53:16 No.786483

Get invited to a samodiva orgy

Reinstate a pan-Balkan socialist anti-NATO state

Legalise weed

Anonymous 26-05-26 04:58:08 No.786576

>>786264

I want to see what dinosaurs looked like. Hopefully this doesn't result in some "ironic" punishment where I'm trapped in the Mesozoic.
I'd like to see some aliens from around the galaxy.
Make politicians and businessmen unable to lie.

Anonymous 26-05-26 05:09:38 No.786578

give me money
money now
money me
me a money needing a lot now

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Anonymous 24-05-26 08:32:21 No.786059[Reply]

>iof SSoilder working with ameriKKKanSS
>his last name is literally hamburger
who wrote this shit?

Anonymous 24-05-26 21:06:18 No.786226

Is he the new Vile Shlomo.

Anonymous 25-05-26 19:51:09 No.786453

Hamburger eaten by Hamas

Anonymous 26-05-26 00:43:54 No.786530

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>Mexico City social democRAT local politican from the neoliberal party that pretends to be leftist plastered political propaganda over an anti-imperialist graffiti
>His name?
>Israel Moreno, which translates to Brown Israel

>Rafael López Aliaga is a Peruvian businessman and conservative politician, founder of Renovación Popular and current mayor of Lima. He is known for his right-wing views, including support for free markets, strong religious values, and opposition to leftist politics. He is often nicknamed “Porky” in English as a mocking reference to his appearance, but he has embraced the nickname himself and even used it in his political image, turning an insult into part of his public brand.

Tomdatinker 26-05-26 02:34:10 No.786558

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>iof SSoilder working with ameriKKKanSS
>his last name is literally hamburger

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Anonymous 26-05-26 02:24:16 No.786552[Reply]

cant believe i called egoism a meme a few years back
i totally understand that shit now……….

Anonymous 26-05-26 02:32:42 No.786557

>>786552
Making 'yourself' the sole rational agent primary to all other systems solves nearly most conceivable sources of despair and 'suffering'. The Human, sickened by sedentary living and urban settlements has replaced its fundamental teleology upon not advancement but on subordination. Subordination to speculation. To ideals, causes, and things you ultimately have zero stakes in by proxy. Happiness is fundamentally of the inquiry of whether or not your environment reflects your inherited dispositions, and the deliberation an individual goes to in order to maladaptively pursue this goal (sullied by subordination) leads it towards a state of permanent dissonance.

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Anonymous 25-05-26 15:34:05 No.786407[Reply]

underwear color???
genital description???
body hair?!?!??!

flood detected in my pants

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Anonymous 25-05-26 16:03:27 No.786414

Not today cia

Anonymous 25-05-26 16:04:52 No.786415

black
penis, 12cm
ugly-looking

Anonymous 25-05-26 21:10:06 No.786475

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>>786414
aw, man :C

Anonymous 25-05-26 21:11:48 No.786476

>>786407
this ain't it king

Anonymous 26-05-26 00:39:43 No.786527

>>786476 let me see your threads then, cool guy

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Day of the gock Anonymous 25-05-26 19:32:57 No.786449[Reply]

I came up with a woke replacement for "day of the rope" - day of the gock.

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Anonymous 25-05-26 20:43:56 No.786472

>>786471
but… my boysmell…

Anonymous 25-05-26 21:23:06 No.786477

>>786472
Goysmell

schizonymous 25-05-26 21:48:50 No.786480

FINALLY-

Anonymous 25-05-26 21:51:53 No.786482

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day of the pope

Anonymous 25-05-26 22:11:09 No.786491

day of the knickety knock knock knock guess who's back

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In this thread we make our catholic confessions Anonymous 22-05-26 18:57:01 No.785638[Reply]

I do not in any way care about the future of Cuba. If they survive or get invaded, if it remains a locked down backwater or if it goes capitalist. Do not care.

Flood detected, post discarded

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Anonymous 25-05-26 13:35:16 No.786361

i think i hate anarchists not for their anarchism but because they still got that right libertarian phase manner of speaking that pisses me the fuck off. yes this is just about a specific person. yes im generalizing for all anarchists just because. although people posting political journeys have justified that generalization

Anonymous 25-05-26 17:01:23 No.786423

I accidentally walked into a bathroom in a shared house where a naked 14 year old was showering. Her mom caught me and thought I did it intentionally. We got into a huge fight. I tried calmly explaining the situation to her but she kept shouting and screaming.

She was a Nigerian woman and she said something like "I'll talk to the cops" and I said "Sure call the cops lmao let's see who wins" and she then screamed "I'm legal, I have my documents you bastard!".

Anyways I got tired of arguing and went back to my room. Nothing came out of the incident.

Anonymous 25-05-26 17:03:12 No.786424

>>786346
what if you're too poor to move?

Anonymous 25-05-26 22:04:15 No.786487

i ate meat during lent.

Anonymous 25-05-26 22:06:40 No.786489

>>786487
The lord has forgiven you

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