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 No.529305[Reply]

I'm pretty shook up tbh, I figured this was at least pretty anonymous for most types of posting, and I didn't think I'd broken any laws with any of what I've Said. Basically I was just sitting on the couch minding my own business reading a book about slime molds when I hear a heavy knocking on the door, I wasn't expecting anyone but my neighbor is a bit nuts and I thought it might be him, but when I opened the door it was two individuals, a large man and a large woman, and they identified themselves as with the FBI and said that they were here "to talk to me about some posts I'd been making on the forum leftypol"! I couldn't Believe it when the lady agent opened a folder and took out a ruler and compass set. "Mr anon, we see here on your post dated tenth February that you stated your penis was "above average" in length, yet our database has your recorded length as 3.75 inches, well below the national average"

I was shaking and said that it was a profound overreach of the state and first amendment violation to be harassing people about the stated size of their members, and that for one thing there are huge variations in measurement protocols and hardness variations, but she laughed and said the first amendment covers "what comes out of the mouth not what you put into it" which I didn't understand at all. The male officer grabbed me and, well, they performed some tests and Said that they would "set the record straight" and that I am never to misrepresent the data again.

I'm absolutely shaking, I thought this was a free country, but it's worse than Nazi Ukraine.

When they were leaving the male officer cautioned me that also I was gay, and that was going in the files, so now that's official as well.

It's all just fun and games until it isn't
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 No.529321

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just realized there's not good euphemisms for penis starting with b. federal baloney pony inspector just doesn't work.

 No.529324

>>529320
based. I hate that I live in a shitty country (UK) where you don't have the right to remain silent and the courts can use that fact against you at trial. still probably a better idea than talking to the cops though

 No.529326

>>529305
Holy shit this is just like 1984

 No.529327

>>529326
nowhere was attaching a cage of rats to his genitals mentioned in this story

 No.529329

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>>529305
>I couldn't Believe it when the lady agent opened a folder and took out a ruler and compass set. "Mr anon, we see here on your post dated tenth February that you stated your penis was "above average" in length, yet our database has your recorded length as 3.75 inches, well below the national average"
Fucking KEK


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 No.425897[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Indictment edition
Previous thread:
https://leftypol.org/siberia/res/377455.html
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 No.528652

>>528608
where's the jakked version of the good reset

 No.528653

>>528648
At this point i believe a lot of online rightoidism is just people LARPINg. Just like a lot of online leftists

 No.528657

>>528618
American "trad" reaction is an aesthetic in search of a politics. They get this image in their heads of an idyllic 19th century countryside populated by a 20th-century family, and then work backwards from there. At no point do they stop to consider if this end is sustainable or even makes any sense, because they've already made up their minds that this very specific yet at the same time highly vague thing is what they want, reality be damned!

 No.529325

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In this house we stand for the flag, kneel for the cross, and drink our corn syrup.

 No.530849

Moved to >>>/siberia_archive/11595.


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 No.529254[Reply]

Recommend me tunes, soundbytes, riffs, etc. that can act as my alarm clock sound. I need something nice to wake up to.
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 No.529266

You don't need to send B to 6030 to obtain Bebeton

 No.529273

Works every time.

 No.529275

I don't use songs I like as alarms because I'm going to end up hating them.

 No.529299

I've had this song as my alarm ever since I played the damn game. Nightmare fuel that forces you to sit up in a cold sweat

 No.529303

>>529299
that shit kinda go hard though


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 No.525095[Reply]

>im so contrarian guise look how much smarter I am then yall
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 No.525999

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Look guys I'm testing in prod!

 No.526000

>>525999
here, have a may throwback

 No.526098

>>525999
wow! so cool fellow glowtard

 No.526099

>>526098
my bad

 No.529271

>>525999
You can't do that! That's illegal!

>>525527
whos this edgelord?


 No.529191[Reply]

Sex revolution is leftie value✊✊✊
Should we talk about sex in public school?
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 No.529199

there should be mandatory CBT in all public schools

 No.529223

>>529191
no. we as communists, who follow the example of chairman Mao Zedong, are opposed to sex, and promote the birth strike, to break the power of the capitalists.
no to sex
yes to revolution

 No.529225

>Should we talk about sex in public school?
All evidence shows that if you don't you end up with more teen pregnancy, STI spread, and sexual abuse.
So yeah no shit obviously you need to teach this stuff.

 No.529226

There should be no schools.

 No.529227

>>529191
>Should we talk about sex in public school?
I think being taught about sex in school gave me the unrealistic expectation that I would have sex at some point during my adolescence. However when this didn't happen it caused me a lot of mental turmoil and confusion, which probably still effects me to this day.


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 No.528454[Reply]

this savage non human have lived in europe, he is known to be extremely low autism score and very ape-like. despite what many scientist say about their extinction, the neanderthal was not extinct, they were raped by superior homo-sapiens, unfortunately the homo-sapiens made a big mistake by interbreeding with these savage barbarians when they invaded.

What are your thoughts about this creature?
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 No.529153

>>528817
They became extinct because they were outcompeted by homo sapiens in the same niche. Simple as.
>>528823
Yes!

 No.529154

>>528785
There's no evidence of a Neanderthal genocide

They went extinct because their population were smaller than Sapiens due to intermixing and their recessive genes their offspring just became Sapiens

Non-Africans carry 10% of Neanderthal genes usually, that's a lot

 No.529157

>>528537
Died out because of inferior social organization.
https://phys.org/news/2024-03-modern-humans-neanderthals-key-social.html

 No.529162

>>529154
More like 1-4%

 No.529219

that op pic looks kinda cute


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 No.529108[Reply]

You ever notice how it's always zoomers and the youngest millennials insisting that "vibes are real?"

It's almost like that's the sort of thing you think when you haven't lived long enough to see yourself or others truly fuck up. It's just naive overconfidence in your own ingrained biases.
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 No.529127

am zoomer have seen variations of this in every generation unfortunately, tbh my patience for this woowoo nonsense grows thinner everyday and generally speaking the more purchase someone puts into magic and spiritual mumbo jumbo the more childish and self absorbed they are

 No.529128

>>529127
Religion and astrology are political theologies

 No.529147

>>529128
wym? is "political theology" just some jargon I've never heard before? can there even be such a thing as a "non-political" theology?

 No.529170

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>>529110
>>529113
>>529124
>>529125
>>529127
Valid crit. I accept this struggle session

 No.529171

>>529147
political theology is the modernisation of religion.
Be honest: when you think religion and look at Christianity, does it really feel like a religion in the fundamental sense?


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 No.523327[Reply]

>oops we were trying to do a psy-op to destabilize an unruly community but created a new religion on accident
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 No.528906

>>528881
>>528900
Realistically something like this should have been planned by the governer of Syria, the local Judaean prefect or one of a series of progressively lower ranking Roman public officials. Judea was a province of only marginal strategic importance, so it would make more sense for local officials to foster a jewish apocalyptic cult on their own, independent of imperial oversight.

Personally i doubt the creation was ever meant to spread beyond Asia. Still the apostolic movement and the proximity of Judea to larger centers of trade raised it to viral status. This spread also coincided with a period in Rome, where exotic Eastern apocalyptic cults like the Cult of Mithras were majorly en vogue with many citizens.

 No.528934

>>528906
>Realistically something like this should have been planned by the governer of Syria, the local Judaean prefect or one of a series of progressively lower ranking Roman public officials. Judea was a province of only marginal strategic importance, so it would make more sense for local officials to foster a jewish apocalyptic cult on their own, independent of imperial oversight.

Only of marginal strategic importance even though it had just as much access to the sea as Syria had, and was connected directly to North Africa by the isthmus of suez, which was the only available land crossing between asia minor and north africa? And if judea was only of minor strategic importance, why the long and hard fought guerrilla war against the judeans, culminating in first, the destruction of jerusalem, and later the siege of masada, and the capture/death/enslavement of jews. And what's strangest of all, is that one of the earliest known "Christian" cemeteries were Judean slaves of the Flavians. Now did the Flavians really capture "Christians" or was "Christianity" the new form of invented slave morality forced onto defeated Jews after the destruction of Jerusalem? One that warped the tradition of a military messiah into the "peaceful martyr" messiah who told his people to "render unto caesar" and "obey your earthly masters with fear and trembling" and to expect no reward until you die? A mighty convenient moral code to force onto slaves, no? And what of Judas's last name Iscariot? One of the most infamous band of Jewish Nationalist/Monarchist rebels fighting the roman empire at the time was led by a man named Judas, and that band of rebels were called the Sicarii?

 No.529066

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>>528900
>Atwill's hypothesis is that Christianity was created around 70 CE
Then who was Nero burning in the streets of Rome from 54-68 AD?

 No.529071

>>523644
Can you rephrase this? i can't understand what you are saying.

 No.529150

>>529066
Jews that got retconned


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 No.526439[Reply]

Time for another one of these. ITT: we ask if things are leftist or what X will be like under leftism?


Will there be Tendies under socialism?
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 No.528947

>>528937
How is it not socialist?

 No.528953

UNDER COMMUNISM THERE WILL BE NOTHING. ONLY ME. I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'RE ARE NOT AN TRUE LEFTIST.

 No.529012

>>526439
>Will there be Tendies under socialism?
No. Eating meat is wrong.
>>526695
>Will there be video games under leftism?
Yes. Video games are fun.
>>526713
>Is amateur consenting adult pornography leftist?
Yes, of course.
>>528935
No. Real posting has never been tried.

 No.529041

>>528935
Leftist yes, socialist/communist, no.

 No.529094

>>528953
actually you had it right in the first sentence

under communism there will be NOTHING


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 No.528818[Reply]

Is "lumpen" just a lefty way of saying "uyghur"?
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 No.528989

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>>528954
>>Marksism

 No.528991

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>>528989
>>528972

 No.529065

>>528989
Is that person even Japanese?

 No.529067

>>528972
>she doesn't know about the revolutionary theory of Caramel Marks

 No.529073

>>528954
what's wrong with it?


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