/siberia/ - Off-topic

What's it like to be smart? It must be so nice to understand what the fuck is going on.

>You're 30 minutes into "delve into eldritch mysteries of blasphemous, antediluvian madness from beyond vast gulfs of time and space" and chill and she gives you this look
What do?

if you don't masturbate for your entire life does the cum your body produced decades ago just stay in your ballsack forever. or does it find some other way out. does it come out of your ass somehow. thanks

I was always kind of embarrassed to admit this but I was never quite sure where babies come from. I’m about 55% sure that Storks bring them but I’m still not certain. Can you help a guy out?

During the first 200 or like 300 years of their existence, Christians were something like… an ancient world's version of otakus/weeaboos, only for Israel instead of Japan (Jewaboos?). Realising this helps one to both understand anime better and understand Christianity better.

As a kid I was raised liberally and my parents taught me that “Republicans oppose abortion because they are sexist and they think that the bible says that life begins at conception.” But that’s only the tip of the iceberg, misogyny and religious extremism is only the reason why the Republican base (meaning the inbred, Lumpen, maga, hogs who ravage the American south) oppose abortion. The reason why the conservative elite opposes abortion is pure profit-motive because more kids will drive working people into more debt so the elite can have more wage slaves. Also if you’re one of those leftists who also opposes abortion then you can go fuck yourself 🖕

Has there ever been a female head of state of a communist country other than Jiang Qing?
Before one of you tankies say I’m doing idpol I’m not, I’m simply just asking a question and I’m not accusing communists of not doing enough diversity or whatever. I’m literally a dude asking this.

I always thought of liberals as "anti-big business/pro small-business" and vice versa, but considering all the "hustle" and "grindset" nonsense that's become so popular, conservatives have become pro small-business (in theory). The average poor rural working-class American (and Americans in general) are completely convinced they'll "start their own business bro" if they just slave away a little longer and somehow do the exact same idea everyone else is doing but better. Can someone explain this to me? Yeah I know it's something something petit-bourgeois and that "left" and "right" are meaningless but I think you get what I mean.

I did a thread here about a year ago about how I could learn English if I didn't know it at all. Well, now I have learned it a little bit and you guys won't send me the excerpt from pulp fiction as a response. I know this message has some grammar mistakes, but it's understandable anyways.

THE (BLACK) NATIONALISATION OF (MAGA) PUSSIES - I
Washington, 1st November 2025. Karoline leaves her office at dusk, tired after having to defend The Don from incessant attacks from the libshit vultures of CNN and MSNBC. She gets in her SUV and drives on the highway as her phone rings. It's her husband. "Hello sweetie, I just got the reservation for the restaurant", her man happily says. Karoline, with a resting bitch face, tries to fake some enthusiasm, "Oh lovely honey! I've been dying for some good sushi. See you in half an hour!". She hangs up and sighs in annoyance. Something is bothering the Mrs Leavitt. Her eyes gaze in the distance, joyless, soulless. Suddenly she hears a loud honk as she realises she is going to hit a truck. She smashes the brake and avoids collision by a few inches. She gasps and makes a hand gesture to the nearby drivers to apologise. A burly truck driver gets off his vehicle and starts to berate her, as he gets closer he realises who she is. "Oh darn it. Mrs Leavitt! I am so sorry, I did not know it's you!", he says. "Oh no, I'm the one in the wrong, I just lost focus for a moment. I'm so sorry!", she replies. "Ah it's alright. You got a lot on your plate these days. By the way, I love what your government is doing to these Uyghurs. Deport all of 'em!", the trucker says as he gets back into his machine. Karoline nods to him and smiles. As she is about to get the car going again, she notices a playground on the side of the road. The swingset catches her attention. It looks burned and wrecked. She starts hyperventilating and stops the car. She sits in silence for a moment. Her body tenses up and her eyes get teary. It's all coming back to her. She realises what is missing in her life.

Karoline calls her husband. "Hey honey, sorry I just got a call from the office and they urgently need me for a meeting", she says. "Really? We finally got the reservation!" her man replies. "I know, but they really need me. Apparently it's really high level stuff". "Alright my love, no worries. I will just order some Chinese food and play games with our boy. What time will you be back?" "I don't know honey, it may be an. all-nighter. Do not wait for me, you go to sleep. I have the spare keys, bye love". The moment she hangs up, she grabs her wheel and starts driving, with a motivated, enthusiastic face. She arrives in an upper middle class suburb and stops in front of a yard where an old black woman was waterPost too long. Click here to view the full text.(Satire)