/siberia/ - Off-topic

>>830614
If you have the option, try and go to a food bank. You really don’t want to have shit on your record, it will make things so much harder for you in the long run. This should be a last resort.

Don't do it. You'll probably get caught. They usually wait until the amount of worth you have stolen is worth around 1000

>>830616
This.

>>830614
>Steal from small businesses
based

idk how it is in the uk but in the us the prices are so inflated at this point that even if you rip a few things off you're still the sucker, what the business is raking in selling this worthless garbage is more than enough to offset your little five finger discount. but if you do want to shave off a few dollars at the grocery store, here are some tips and tricks. scales on the self checkout scanners have a bit of flex and you can get away with putting your thumb over a barcode or two or stacking a few thin packages and making like it's just one, so long as the items are just a few ozes and you don't trip the scale and make the machine lock up and play back a video of you for the store attendants to watch. and this is probably us-specific, but if it's a huge big box store like a walmart or something and you're buying something that literally comes in a big box you can go to some deserted corner of the store and tear open a hole at one of the seams and slip a few small things in. as for the human element its just all about appearances. the way you look is the main thing, your race and the way you dress and your body language and facial expressions. being white gives you a major advantage obviously but it doesn't make you untouchable, if you look like a homeless bum or a deliquent teenager they'll watch you more closely, if you act nervous or hurried or unnatural compared to the people around you, you'll stick out like a sore thumb. and it's not just the store workers you have to watch out for; the world is full of busybodies who can't wait to make a citizen's arrest and feel like a local hero for 5 seconds and tell all their friends about how they took a noble stand against the moral decay of society. and when it comes to consequences, don't think it's just about the money and they'll let it slide if it's just a few dollars, because it's not really about what you stole it's about how it looked when you did it - you've disrespected the store and the company and the employees and made them all look bad by ripping them off in front of witnesses so they now feel obligated to make an example of you to protect their public image, so if you do get caught play dumb and pretend like it was unintentional and if they don't buy that, immediately and calmly and quietly leave, do not argue or go with them to the back office or listen to anything they say, they're trying to make a powerplay and keep you in the store until the cops show up. and the cops won't let it slide Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>828975
>I've seen you
This is an image board. Don't do the tingnoter thing where you pretend everyanon is one guy, you know that isn't true, as you are yourself a counterexample to that assumption.
>VTubers are absolutely not immune from this.
I already acknowledged this nuance, yet stand by my prior claim that non-fleshtubers are way less likely to end up being like this than fleshtubers.

For every normal fleshtuber, there are thousands of abusive fleshtubers.

For every abusive non-fleshtuber, there is thousands of normal non-fleshtubers.

>>829094
Transitioning could save her

>>829312
yes, probably, but this zaryan made a very pragmatic decision to react against these forces. not everyone has the cojones to beautiful lady😍🥰 out, ironically.

>>830510
Who is that?

>>828976
The last image is rather disingenuous, as whatever involvement CIA had in radicalising Chinese muslims, it was done hand in hand with Chinese government who itself was supporting radicals to also fight Soviets in Afganistan.

>>830508
i haven't thought about Big Lurch eating his chick's lungs in a long time, damn. probably over a decade.

>>829013
I used to beat my meat to her

some cool optical illusions

>>828355
the table one always makes me laff

some random internet fantasy art that i think is kewl, you are free to disagree

bumping with more cool shit (this is basically untrue btw)

>>829643
Best day of my life.

trotsky had the ural mountain soviets kill nicky so nicky and lenin would never meet………………… trvvtnvvky

>>830511
Nah, they would be beefing regardless. Alexander III killed Lenin's brother because that whack ass uygha was plotting an assassination.
Tsar Nicky was an athletic Chad so I'm not gonna lie, the Tsar would've kicked the shit out of manlet balding Lenin if they ever met. However history didn't go down like that and Lenin won. Bayoneted his children too.

Tsar Nicholas II would be so incompetent running the first AES national government that Marxism would never again get another adherent.

what about the word faggotrapeslaveloser

>>830505
faggotrapedslaveloser?

I mean, if you're going to describe me as this, you might as well extend that definition to normies.

chud spud

>>830355
It's a tumblr "blog"

>>830405
but no one calls their tumblr a blog. they just say "my tumblr"
curiouser and curiouser…

>>830355
skyblog

>>830334 Death2normies styll fam

uhm, no. i'm actually woke and gendered
it's actually problematic of you to have assumed otherwise

Any luck with donations OP?

links dead

i don't know if it was OP's intention to troll all the performative leftists here into exposing themselves as utter frauds but it definitely did the trick

>>830162
>unironically start scamming firstoids.
Thats literally what hes doing rn.

>>830423
With a dead link?

He is a scientologist, I hope he dies.

>>830410
Surgery, makeup, digital deaging. Still amazing looking for his age.

>>830413
i wonder what the final solution to the scientologist question will be

>>830417
Re-education.

>>830417
Beatings.

>>830302
bens sister on the left btw

>>830302
What's wrong with her arms?

>>830302
That video made me lose the last remaining respect I didnt know I even had for AI sloppers. I no longer can acknowledge them as human.

>>830302
i've seen tons of guro shit but somehow this was viscerally off-putting to me in a way that i can't describe

>>830401
it wasn't made with love unlike guro