I would never beat my child unless we fought some martial art together. Then I'd whoop their ass weekly.
>smoking weed:I'd confiscate it and smoke it all myself. Then tell them they're too young for that and shit, that they should wait until their brain matures more, and to beware of c*ps.
>doing cocaine:I'd take them to rehab or whatever if it's bad. Otherwise just confiscate it and make it a huge deal so they never do it again.
>having a massive goon folder:De-incelization 5-year plan
>showing interest in illegal hentai:6 months of struggle sessions
>hurting the family pet:Straight to the psychiatrist.
>being a nazi:De-incelization 5-year plan
>being a league of legends addict:Post too long. Click here to view the full text.