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BIRD and HEDGEHOG have WON the 2025 Animal Election!!!

Lets find out right now which one is going to be the president, and which will be the vice president by using the dice roll feature:
1d2 = 1
If the number above is 1, then the president is BIRD
If the number above is 2, then the president is HEDGEHOG


The LOVECRAFTIAN party has won the most congress seats!!!

What does this mean for the future of our society?!?!??

like, what the fuck was the plan here?
>finish the airforce training
>purchase your rapefiend noah ark
>assemble the trad conquistador crew with fentanyl zombies and the new york homless
>buy guns and learn french, teach both the language and markmanship to your chudwaffen Tercio de la fent
>sail there for 40 days and nights using your nautical knowledge…in the airforce, note you graduated from the airforce and this is not a rented B 52 Bomber but a civvie rape galleon with canned goods and MRE for larp
>land somewhere on the island either at night or day before beggining your bayou of pigs invasion


…..then what? what next comes? just start shooting randomly like duke nukem the epic aryan? start looting and deviding the dakka and loot and drugs to your colonial homless brigade that you can't afford to lose a man from?

begin enslaving at gunpoint with the zipties and bdsm chains from walmart all the locals you find? how do you convince them they are your slave? you have no intimidation skills beyond a gun?

or maybe you do it sneakly and find a secret cove in the island you didn't even research the geography or even culture before conquering?

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>german nerd
>obsessed with skulls and i fucking ❤️ science
>studies skulls
>gets delivered the skull of a well fed mewing lookmaxxer hunter from georgia, all symmetrical and shit
>decide its the most perfectly skull shaped skull ever and declear all whites came from there likely
>white are now called caucasian after the region my armenian dark haired priest comes from

is this the biggest scientific blunder in history?

What are some western holidays that should be taken off the calendar or revised?

IMO: Halloween should be the last weekend of the month rather than the last day. The thirty first day of October rarely falls on a weekend and it lasts one day and takes place after sunset.

Thanksgiving should be renamed Black Thursday.

Valentines should be taken off the calendar.

DREAM REPORTING THREAD!!!!!!!

I'll give EVERY SINGLE post an ✨OFFICIAL DREAM RATING✨ AND I will guess what kind of mental disorder you have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I clipped PragerU videos out of context to make them either sound based or nonsensical, and I hope you can tell which one is which, also if it seems boring at first don’t click off, just skip to one minute in.

check out this SICK ant i found on the sidewalk
is she greedy or a hard-working proletarian stacy?????

also, what should her name be???? i'll pick the name randomly

If I could clap this shit out of existence I'd do it in a heartbeat. How alcohol became the defacto social lubricant over any fucking thing else eludes me because it's one of the worst ones.
>Making people annoying and obnoxious
<Check!
>Making people irate and violent
<Check!
>Making people creepy and touchy
<Check!
No one enjoys being around drunks so you have to buy in and become drunk yourself to tolerate this shit. Don't want to play the game? Have fun being seen as the person killing the vibe for not partaking on top of having to sit around with people at their worst getting their behavior validated with "they're just drunk, they don't mean it, lighten up!" Everyone says to just drink responsibly and know your limit yet no one does, interesting! The nerve of alcoholics to defend their vice with "at least drinking doesn't harm others like smoking" when these motherfuckers regularly turn people into ground beef with their cars. Absolute insanity. I weep that the feminists failed with prohibition. I'll never forget when my drunk uncle at a cousin's birthday years ago was going on a tirade about his daughter smoking weed and everyone around him in agreement that it destroys your brain. The amount of lack of self awareness and arrogance inebriation gives people is disgusting. It's ok to mock someone's unhealthy lifestyle if they're fat, a drug addict, BUT DON'T YOU MOCK THAT ALCOHOLIC WHAT THEY DO IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Completely fucking coddled by society like babies.

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